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hockey forum for discussion of hockey and memes
first for rat
second for reddithawks being swept in 7
>>67148469
aliens
What happened to aliumbowl?
What's she thinking about?
Islanders will win the Up
>>67148545
went the way of kippers butt
>>67148550
Unripe memes
sixth for chireddiitthawks
Let's hear your ideas for how to increase scoring. Beloved NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman wants more goals and needs your help
>>67148545
lads had too much fun and mods banned
n'th for any dog below 20kg is not a dog
>>67148610
i still like my multipuck idea
>>67148582
>tfw I rolled bill for the country pool and the royal mars rumble
>rags
>>67148706
Stale gimmick, should abandon it and create a new one or talk about hockey
>kongs
>>67148755
stale team, should abandon them and talk about hockey
>>67148610
Why do people want to increase scoring? The fucking pad size for goalies is fine
>>67148755
>mad
>at stale gimmicks
>>67148752
>>67148769
>shitcongo
>>67148820
what about stale pubsubs?
Sibylla > Publix
>>67148816
something something these kids with their low attention span something something
>>67148816
>The fucking pad size for goalies is fine
speaking of traps, is rags the only trap team left
>>67148880
>mustard
which one /hoc/?
>>67149061
>König ohne Ring will fade into irrelevance
>rags
feels good
>>67149061
>michelinman
kek
Reminder: no team has won back to back cups (without asterisks) since the red wings in 1997 and 1998
>>67149125
Based RuRu
And if you really wanted to increase scoring, which is a dumb fucking idea, the most cost effective way would be to widen the net by 2 inches
>>67149241
make the nets football sized
>>67149279
Football's are pretty small m8
dANG IT
>>67148610
I say your idea is stupid. But streamlining goalies' arms and shoulders sounds reasonable to me.
>>67149241
increased ice size while maintaining current rules imo
>>67149061
Next season will be a riot, get used to trailing by 6 goals, >rags.
>>67148610
>smaller goalie pads and sweaters
>make the net a couple inches wider and a couple inches taller - goalies today are a lot bigger and taller than they used to be yet the net is still the same size
>>67149370
rule that only manlets can be goalies frankly
can't wait for ducks to advance
>>67149423
Bishop blown the fuck out
>>67149565
SIX
>>67149565
He's going to style on NYI tonight.
>>67149675
Hope he takes a puck to the face and has to leave.
>the pad sizes are fine
Hey cuck fans
5 hours 13 minutes until puckdrop on the last game of your season
>>67148703
What's that?
>being such a Rangers hater that you try to invent new rules to prevent Lundqvist dominance
>>67149781
every time you hit the post, another puck gets thrown in
>cucked /hoc/ still mad at rangers
embarassed for you niggers
>>67149820
Would watch but entirely meme/10
>>67149805
>no ring
>dominance
wew
>>67148610
>be told defense wins championchips for decades
>all minor leagues focus on defense first
>teams normally focus on finding a good goalie, good defensemen, and good centers before worrying about wingers that can score
ge i wonder why goal scorers are hard to find nowadays
>>67149847
Explain the Edmonton oilers
>>67149750
>Yfw the ducks actually win a game 7 at home against your shitty team.
>>67149834
>rags
>>67149868
>shit team
>shit franchise
>shit fans
>shit coaching
your scissors can't compete with a league that is made up almost entirely of rocks
>>67149847
That's why the Great 8 is literally the goat but he doesn't get the respect he deserves
>>67148610
Honestly, I think it might be fun to suspend the time-honored tradition of legalized icing during PP and see what happens.
>>67149907
selanne?
>only garbage games today
How many transgendereds do you think he beat up on the way home that night?
>>67149913
or make it so they have to get it atleast pas their own blue line to ice it.
that would actually be a great change though
>>67149347
So making it easy to keep attackers in bad angles and out of the slot?
>>67149934
>yfw Shaw is on the analslime or shitsberg roster next year and has to deal with booty blasted SJWs protesting outfront of every game
>>67148469
who would win in a hockey match
aliens or earth
>>67149917
Alexander
>>67150022
no his first name is teemu
>>67150010
Depends. will you be motivating earthlings with pictures your bum?
>>67149934
Just imagine if they were playing Tampa...
new futures for today
who does /hoc/ think is over/under valued?
>>67150033
Ovechkin
>>67150083
jesus christ his name is Teemu Selänne am I being trolled?
>islels
inb4 salty Detoilet nigger with his stale, forced tranny memes
>>67150078
lightning are overvalued imo
>>67150078
I do not understand odds at all
>>67150109
the tranny memes are almost as stale as publix sandwich bread
>>67150078
I think the Stars are a bit over.
>>67150078
>pens and caps have 2 best odds and are playing each other
gamblers are all stupid the bookie wins no matter what
>>67150109
>transphobic Islanders fan detected
>>67148610
3 on 3 at all times
>>67150078
Pens should be 1/1
>>67149805
>dominance
>chased in half the games of his last series
>http://nwhl.co/defenseman-gagliardi-re-signs-with-boston-pride/
>National Womens Hockey League
>Defenseman signed to a 1 year contract
>$14,000
>fourteen
>thousand
>Dollars
holy shit, you cant live on that
>a fucking car
>>67150282
Jesus christ I make more a year working my part time grocery store job.
>>67150282
vote for bernie to raise the minimum wage then faggot
>>67150083
Ovechkin doesn't get respect because he hasn't set up anyone else's goal in like 5 years.
>Finnish defenders
>Maätta
>Ristolinen
>Honka
>Jokipaka
>Swedish defenders
>Karlsson
>OEL
>Klefbom
>Brodin
>>67150301
80 games x 3 hours of labor each = $58.00/hour, which is drastically overvaluing a female athlete.
>>67150282
oh shit, they only play 18 games, october to february
I mean, still
>>67150308
Finland wins again :)
>>67150308
haha sweden btfo
thank you canada bro
>>67150383
you have to get paid for traveling and practices anon kun
What does the Blue's first round MVP plan on doing for the series with the Stars?
post slags
>>67150406
>>67150420
Epic
>>67150402
Again,
>expecting to earn a living
>doing something no one wants to consume
Well okay, i want to be a professional oral recipient in porn who only has to do 20 shoots per year, but for some reason, hot women are the only people who make any money doing it. Who gives a fuck. Go get a dayjob.
>>67150442
>tfw no one on the right gf
>>67150455
>mad at NWHL
i dont get it
>>67150424
>So salty and delusional that reddithawks fans now ignore the entire board calling them the refhawks due to preferential treatment throughout the series
It's time for you to go watch your first cubs game and start bandwagoning on them buddy, hockey season is over for you.
>>67150482
the way to pronounce NWHL is narwhal
>ywn go home to your country singer waifu
How did a shitty 4th liner get with her?
>>67150482
Why would I be mad about it? It seems like the pay scheme is fair. It's annoying to hear this recent surge in what is (if you want to get technical, anti-feminist) bullshit about women being able to be paid the same as men for doing the same task worse and in a less popular way.
I have no problem with it, just keep shit as it is.
>>67150455
Actually gay porn pays quite well. "Gay for pay" really is a thing.
>>67150515
I bet they have similar bank accounts.
>>67150515
Looks like a Thai ladyboi
>>67150424
Corey Crawford literally got a powerplay for leaving the crease and starting shit with someone who didn't do anything but get pushed into him, and people think the refs were on the Blues side
>>67150537
you talk like a fag
>>67150537
I'm not saying that at all, i'm just saying $14k is like nothing, even for 4 months of work
it's just interesting that they make less as professional athletes than my dad does in a shitty office all day
I dont know what kind of caliber player she is, but it still seems incredibly low
i mean I guess the AHL minimum is $90k, so its not far off
just surprising is all
>>67150556
I disagree. Color me unimpressed.
>>67150556
Rude!
FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND
>New Panthers logo
Absolutely disgusting
>>67150559
reputation interference call because the blues have a history of gooning on tendies imo
>>67150605
you could have already looked up this shit so quickly rather than being a retard on here
>AHL minimum is $90k
stupid faggot
do you even know what a fucking period or paragraph is?
stop fucking posting
>>67150625
Funny, because /r/hockey agrees with you! Now fuck off back there.
>>67150559
>>67150502
>disallowed goal
>>67150640
i will
not stop
posting
if i dont
feel like it
cunt
>>67150641
how do you know
>>67150664
dont you know that the hot memery is to call everything reddit?
pretty reddit of you not to know that
>>67150619
finland mentioned
>>67150664
because im not a normie cuck reddiTURD like you, now you have to go back
Why do shit teams like the Lightning make it so far but teams like the Wild get bounced in the first or second
>>67150656
fine you'll fit in with this retard >>67150641 because neither of you know anything about hockey
>reddithawks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
@67150710
(You)
>>67150709
>least
c'mon perds
c'moooonnnnnn
>>67150724
wtf kinda statement is that toews and the whole team must be idiots
>>67150709
Luck. Lots of luck. They faced a team that was pretty much on par with them that played like crap for the first 2 games. Despite the Wings improving while Tampa regressed Tampa's goaltending > Detroit's ability to score.
>>67150709
>lightning
>shit
>>67149125
Zimmerman is a preds fan? Well their fanbase just gained respect in my eyes
>>67150800
Detroit is exponentially worse than any team that was in the playoffs. Boston would have been a better team
>>67150724
>>67150812
>>67150301
>voting for sanders
they sell sanders at home depot i'd rather vote for, senpai
>>67150832
How does this have anything to do with them winning in 5 or their playing ability
>>67150825
Nah, Boston probably would have got swept in 4. While Detroit didn't get the results they desired they were at least a formidable opponent for the Lightning. That says a lot about the quality of the Tampa team.
If you're a casual it's easy to just say "well they won" but if you look at the quality of play in those last few games you can see there's a lot left to be desired.
>>67150849
>/pol/ picture
>talking like a nigger
kids keep getting dumber don't they?
>>67150851
dont bother trying to reason with chiraq niggers
>>67150873
Spotted the self loathing low energy fuccboi
>>67150886
>being this dumb
>>67150873
>hating on blackposting
>>67150873
DUDE FREE
>>67150871
Detroit played well 2 out of 5. I'm shocked Boston choked that hard though, they really looked like a formidable team for a while
>>67150825
>Boston would have been better
>Didn't even make the playoffs
Don't you have bombs to detect Marty.
Wings played just as good as Tampa t b h. Bishop is just fucking huge. Hitting 3 bars in a row from game 4-5 doesn't help either.
>>67150895
weak projection
>the incredibly salty hawks hater who spams anytime they're mentioned
>>67150912
It was a good series and Detroit had some good looks, but overall they got outplayed. Why is the Detroit PP so bad anyway?
>>67150305
Talking about goal scoring
>>67150933
Tampa PP was arguably just as bad until game 4. Wings PK just dropped. And i wouldn't say Tampa blatantly out played them, but obviously they won the series. It should have gone to 7 imo but yeah, better team won. Playing howard was a fucking retard move as well, Petr was a wall. It took a stupid play to kill his B2B shutout.
>>67150927
sounds a lot like you, the incredibly salty and annoying cryers/devlels poster than spams anytime their mom lets them
>>67150933
It wasn't that bad before the playoffs. Also Tampa's was fucking atrocious before the playoffs. In the first two games Tampa's power play was on fire and the refs made sure they had plenty of chances to demonstrate it.
It could be that in both of those games a bunch of penalties were called on Detroit early in the game, then on Tampa later in the game. They had to spend a lot of energy trying to pk then were just worn out once they were given a chance.
Tampa's power play in that last game though, that was fucking hilarious.
>>67150977
Tampa PP has always been shit. Idk it wasn't much worse than 2 1:30+ 5 on 3 that weren't scored on
>mfw Sabretooths kill the Ducks tonight
>>67151000
>>67151000
what time is it in eurosomalia?
aren't you sleepy?
>>67151000
>>67151016
>american education
>tfw puck drop at 7pm, and have to be at the airport at 430 tomorrow morning.
God damn it
>>67151025
where you going friend :3
>>67151016
it's almost midnight and yes i am sleepy
by the time i wake up, it will be 2nd or third period in that game
i have a 300 word essay due by 7pm tonight but I really want to watch this hockey game. can anyone help me write this story on what I am going to do over my summer break?
I would really like to work going to the ducks victory parade into it but I'm not certain they will win yet
>>67149930
where did you find this picture m8
>>67151016
>not completely annihilating your sleep rhythm and lowering your output at work for ploffs hockey
Weakling 2bh
>>67151036
just turn in >rags x 300
>>67150248
I don't know who you are but I love your work and wish for more of it.
>>67150968
Being THIS assblasted over >your team
>>67151032
Arizona for a week. Uncle is terminal so gonna say good bye and go to the science center in Phoenix.
>>67151135
Master bait m8
>>67151145
he was a faggot anyway
>>67151145
RIP anon's uncle
>>67151135
You haven't even scouted him yet
>>67151155
Well he did drugs hardcore and drank a fuck ton. so yeah kind of. This shit is his own doing. Wish the coyotes were playing so I could see them lose first hand
>>67151135
definitely edmonton scouting there
>>67150619
BINLAND
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>>67151191
my uncle in arizona died a few years ago too. had a heart attack and lived out on a ranch so it took an ambulance like 45 minutes to get there lmao
>>67151155
>le edgy post because I'm on 4chan
Nice try Reddit
>>67150634
Twice in the series Shaw went skates first into Elliott, that didn't happen to Crawford once so I don't buy it being a reputation call. It's just shit reffing like we've seen all season and it's gotten worse in the playoffs
>>67151203
Do not give the Finns (You)s, if you don't stop I WILL report you to the meme police
>>67150709
> Implying the Wild aren't a shit team
>>67150406
>>67150420
>delusion
I thought the lotto was tonight? Where would it be aired, it's not on my TV
Was it just me or did an NBCSN analyst call Tarasenko an "inbred superstar"?
>>67151310
>le Wild are bad meme
>Vladimir Trannysenko
>>67151346
They might not be bad per se but they're definitely closer to shit than elite.
>>67151380
That's just false
>>67151380
from the thumbnail I hoped it was the lady in the van backing over the guy on the fatso mobile
>>67151346
They were the worst team to make the playoffs, even detroit or >rags could have beaten them in 6 or 7, Dallas would have swept them if Seguin was healthy.
I'm sorry sir, I'm not very good with cars. What is this one called again?
>>67151357
>tranpa gay trying to deflect trannyness from tranpa to st louis
not so fast, tranny, i caught you in the act!
>>67151346
They are a bad team.
Source: I'm a wild fan
>>67151393
And the Wild would have won in 6 if Parise was healthy
>>67151325
I know CBC is airing it. I thought it's at 7pm though and that's when the trannies vs a car game is on.
>>67151396
John Toyota, overtime hero.
>>67151396
Forcing it multiple times a day
>>67151415
Lel, actually I'm a wings fan. Just thought it was funny desu senpai
>>67151396
>>67151416
Fuck off Firecuck, never use my OC again REEEE
>>67151438
>tranpa gay making it completely obvious by false flagging as a wongs fan
>that butthurt
>>67151428
Please don't kill this thread
>>67151418
>pedosotans actually believe this
>>67151450
Ok m8
>>67151418
If the wild are better than Dallas then why didn't they finish 1st in the division? They limped into a wildcard spot because they aren't nearly as good as teams like Dallas or the Blues
I'm so excited for this game tonight /hoc/. After tonight nobody's going to post that stupid car meme again.
>>67151493
nice try bishop
tavares gonna run you down
>>67151493
not so fast publix memer
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151493
I like the car meme and I'm a Tampa fan
>>67151493
>he doesn't like the car meme
>>67151522
stop forcing it 3 times a thread for no reason then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RdPvsj7fNM
Islanders vs Lightning stream here at 7PM.
>>67148610
Start the game by giving each player on the team a goal. This will add thousands of scorings over the season.
Anyone else /cheering for a team that's never won the cup before/ ?
Lets go caps/blues/sharks/preds
>>67151562
same
>>67151493
>after tonight
>sandwichfag confuses game1 victory with a series win
>thinking I won't personally post that car in every single lightning thread from now until eternity
Just had to let you guys know there's 3 waifus outside my window dancing. Today was very active
>>67151562
Caps
They deserve it anyway
>>67151562
Blues Caps final hopefully
>neither duck or preds made it to the start of the 2nd round
lmao just how shit can two teams be
Thoughts?
>>67151595
>YA OVI DESERVES HIS CUP FOR YEARS OF VULTURE POOPOO PP GOALS FROM THE CIRCLES NOT BACKCHECKING AND LEAVING HIS FEET FOR EVERY HIT
t.caps fan
Does anyone have any predictions on what happens with Shattenkirk at the end of this season? Contract is up after next year and the Blues don't have the cap space to re-sign him without a bit of a clear out
>>67151659
He'll probably want to play hockey somewhere and someone will probably pay him to
>>67151652
Riggidy rekt
>>67151688
Will he get enough to finally afford hair plugs?
>>67151629
I think you should fuck off
>>67151717
rude
>>67151629
Kill yourself
>>67151761
>>67151761
>>67151761
BOLTS V ISLANDERS GAME 1 THREAD
>>67151777
theres already a thread num nuts
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151494
>>67151713
fortune is unclear
>>67151740
Sorry, did you not want honest thoughts?
>>67151803
well fuck me
>>67151652
Still better than everyone else
>>67151629
>mild
>>67151828
And he'll still retire without a cup
There should literally be no NHL teams below this line.
Any that currently exist should either be eliminated or moved to a city with some semblance of winter/hockey culture.
You literally cant prove me wrong in any way.
>yfw malkin makes ovi choke on his superior russian cock and the pongs win the stan lee
>>67151852
Montana team when
>>67151851
A cup is just the cherry on top he can retire right now and still be one of the greatest ever try harder
>>67151818
if you have a feminine penis im down
