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TB:Steven Stamkos gets back on the ice Tuesday
STL:G Brian Elliott stars for Blues in Game 7 win
STL:Troy Brouwer's winner eliminates Blackhawks
NAS:James Neal gets 2 points; Preds extend series
NAS:Craig Smith will play in Game 6 on Monday
PHI:Brayden Schenn will have a hearing Tuesday
DET:Datsyuk won't make decision until WHC is over
PIT:Concussion symptoms linger for Pens' Fleury
NAS:Craig Smith could be back in on Monday
NYI:John Tavares sends the Islanders to round 2
DAL:Spezza's four points shoot Stars to 2nd Round
MIN:Spugeon's 2G not enough; Wild's season ends
gib animu pls
>kongs
>cucks
nth for every team is now reddit
>>67127773
Based. I dislike the rags a little less now
>>67127837
Go make animu you fucking perds faggot
>>67127866
dunno how pls gib
>>67127840
I'd say about 55% ducks vs. 45% preds
>>67127885
here have a smug laughing anime grill you can shame people with
>tfw shitposted so hard against the Blues this season it's almost hard to feel happy they got past the first round
feelsbadman
>>67127916
I just don't feel safe going that high...like if I do they'll lose just to spite me
who /trump/ here?
>>67128001
I would probably be the same if I was a fan of éither team
>>67127925
I made this, pretty good, huh?
playoff /hoc/ is fun, but so impersonal
hope you guys are all sticking around for the offseason
reminder to vote for bustkov for NHL17 cover vote
Odds Blues win the Cup, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrnMmCf4LM
>>67127773
>jew york expecting a 39 year old man to fill the role of and be as good as stralman
>>67128095
already done senpai, though I feel McDavid is going to run away with it
unless meme magic prevails
>>67128095
>missing a penalty shot in playoff ot
absolute madman
>>67128095
I'm so surprised they went with him over jagr or lu or even ekblad
>>67128098
1 in 8 senpai
>>67128095
already did
Who /lit af/ here
>rags
>kongs
>blackcocks
who /worriedcucksfuckupyourbracket/ here?
>>67128277
not me
>>67128150
you should watch his penalty shot highlights this season m8. Had like 5 game winning shoothout goals.
WEEEE AAARE THE CHAMPIOOOOONS
Has the alternate years of Kings and Blackhawks left /hoc/ in tatters?
>>67128316
>a fucking axe
>>67128277
here
also worried the caps lose to the pongs next round
>>67128316
congrats tappabros
>>67128374
ty for based Bonsaksen norge
>>67128277
I'm 6/7 thus far. I'm hoping the ducks pull through so I'm 7/8.
>>67128095
>Le can't score on breakaway man
>>67128402
nice. He's a legend at my team
>>67128437
I can't trust you you're a jewish skeleton
555 get?
555 get bloos win cup
go blues
>>67128525
No, reroll. 555
555 and Canadians must be banned from posting here
>Round 2 starts tomorrow
>last game of Round 1 happens tomorrow as well
Has this happened before?
What the fuck?
>>67128555
kek
>>67128560
BETTMAN
E
T
T
M
A
N
also post your feminine penis Kipper.
>>67128555
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG
>>67128555
Canacucks btfo
>>67128555
Well I guess /hoc/ just got annexed by Finland
>>67128555
THANK YOU
>>67128588
>>67128598
:DDDDD
Edmonton and Toronto are emerging twin dynasties, Montreal will win next year, and Winnipeg is getting Laine while Pullyarvie is going to Calgary
>>67128616
Why are you still posting here?
>>67128555
Jokes on you, I live in the UK.
>>67128555
So when ameriblubbers come over the border after trump gets elected, can we legalize landwhale hunting again?
>>67128343
It's getting ludicrous. It's nice to see different teams in contention this year, but the league's parity is reaching NBA levels.
Hawks fan, for the record. I'm disappointed we lost yesterday, and also empathize with fans sick of seeing the same 2 or 3 teams every year.
Amerifat genocide when
>>67128665
>>67128644
Please leave
whens the draft lottery
>>67128649
I almost wanted you guys to win. I don't think we will ever win the cup with Hitch and Co., and you beating us was the best chance of getting a new coach.
Oh well.
>>67128745
Die
>>67128774
tomorrow
>>67128806
if this series goes bad for St. Louis I still think there's a good chance that Hitch is fired
>>67128868
post bootie, cutie patootie
>>67128745
no u
>>67128806
>I almost wanted you guys to win
Seriously shut the fuck up and kill yourself you pathetic cuck. Please dont ever call yourself a Blues fan again or I will rape your entire family.
>>67128095
B A R K O V
A
R
K
O
V
Is kippers actually female or is that just a meme
>>67128898
>violent and needlessly angry
certified stl resident
>>67128925
she's a girl but she does have a feminine penis.
>>67128920
>Le can't score on breakaway man
KEK
Saint Lewis lusting after that bbc
>>67128898
Fuck you. Your limp dicked ass couldnt rape a paper bag.
>>67128555
Where are the mods to enforce this?
>>67128920
>in ot
>>67128956
>shitpost on twitter about a sport you've never seen
>get invited to a playoff game
WEW
E
W
>>67128956
HOW CAN WHITES EVEN COMPETE
>>67128956
why are there so much about his random black guy? Or is he some celebrity?
>>67128898
>believing hitch can win a cup
>in 2016
anon i.........
>>67128956
>saint louis is only 46% white
that shit is l i t
>>67129003
he got a lot of retweets
>>67128956
I'm going to pretend to be black on twitter so I can get free shit
>>67128555
We did it, lads. We did it.
>>67129030
It's kinda sad how this dude is getting his nuts rid by an entire franchise
Ow wow, black guy on twitter makes a bunch of stereoytpical tweets about hockey, white people and stuff.
Of course reddit loves this.
>>67129003
He was pretty funny tbqh. Plus black people are stereotyped as being indifferent to hockey.
>inb4 reddit
>>67129076
>denying that you're reddit
terrible disguise mr. rebbit
>>67128956
Where the fuck are my tickets
>>67129072
its because theyre all cucks.
>yes finally the blacks like hockey, they will think i'm cool now
>>67129072
I can't really fault the blose for getting all over this though, getting black people to watch hockey would help them out a lot
>>67128956
>>67128898
this is your franchise
i'm not sure who is worse now
st louis cucks
or reddithawks
>>67129121
>reddithawks
get with the current memes m8
sharks are the reddit team now
>>67129110
blacks arent going to watch hockey regardless, bloos are juct cucking themselves
>>67129121
Reddit doesn't like the Hawks anymore, the hawks elimination post got like 5000 upvotes
>>67129149
>hawksfan trying to deflect still
once reddithawks always reddithawks
>>67129173
t. grandpa
i bet you use gifs too
Why has brooksie spent his entire life getting btfo by former lightning members? Do you think he actually got beat up at the bus stop?
Does Dallas stand a fucking chance against bloos?
>>67129338
Its the playoffs m8. For the most part any team can win a series.
>>67129338
Or course. In fact, Dallas will probably sweep without conceding a goal.
>>67129338
>lehterä-tarasenko duo
no they will not
>>67129364
>blues finally triumph over a weakened hawks roster
>celebrations abound as they advance to round 2
>swept 4-0 by the meme team of the west
I can't think of anything bluesier tbqh
Hawks fan here.
I'm here to eat my crow.
Unleash your shitposts upon me.
Larry Brooks is a god damn hero. He's basically been >rags posting since before >rags posting was even a thing
>>67129401
I think the hawks are a much better overall team than the stars. If the blues can play solid defense they have a really good shot beating them. I have the blues in the WCF because they're deep as fuck at every position. But at the same time I wouldn't be shocked if Dallas went through.
>>67129401
You're not the only one to notice that
It would be hilarious
>no games tonight
I have a confession /hoc/
I've lost a lot of my passion for hockey
>>67129434
Brooks is faggot. He's exactly like hawk, talks a lot of shit online and then proceeds to get btfo and stutter when he gets called out on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhVC8uEbQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU8CJQiAycI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrnMmCf4LM
fuck this guy
>>67129560
let me guess. You found passion for cock?
>>67129560
Then do what I did.
Go to one of the NHL games with create a player.
Make the blackest man you can think of. Call him Albatross Jones. Turn him into the strongest motherfucker out there and spend all game leveling players. Stick him in front of the net for sweet second chances and just be a 3rd or 4th liner. But always make it your mission to be the strongest hitting motherfucker in the league.
I did this back in NHL 11 and I remember just how much fun it was. I think I singlehandedly delivered 6 months of non-consecutive injury time to Antoine Vermette in a single season by breaking both his left arm and left leg with bone shattering hits. I got ejected for boarding and breaking a dudes face.
Do it. Be the Albatross Jones.
>>67129608
>injuring a sure bust so that the draft pick isn't wasted
national hero imo
>>67129608
fuck you chad
>>67129584
Oh, so like most of /sp/?
Larry, come on out, post butt
>Preds vs Ducks and Blues vs Reddithawks aired at the same time
>day off with no hockey
>tomorrow have draft and a game 7
Why are we ran by such clownshoes bros?
Pens are beating the Caps,
>>67129634
>He's not a Chad
>>67129740
That was literally the first time they were staggered you dumb cuck. You got to watch both games.
>Ducks
>playing a game 7 at home
Press F to pay respects
>>67129770
The Preds game ended when there was 15 minutes left in the Blues game
>>67129762
>2015 automatic convertible mustang
>most likely a 4 cylinder
kek
KEK
>>67129560
That happened to me with baseball. My team was and has been shit for a long ass time while my other teams are winning.
>>67128277
Need the Ducks to pull thru so im 8/8, series lenghts went a bit wrong tho
>>67129820
>driving a stick shift
Why?
SCHENN BTFO
>>67129820
The new 4 bangers are better than the old 6 bangers. Still I agree with what you said
>putting a 4 banger in a muscle car
>>67129560
Which team lad?
Can you skate or play beer league?
>>67129853
>regular season games
lmao who cares
>>67129847
>driving a car designed for performance in an automatic
What
>>67129834
It's been bad for me. The Blues are winning and look to maybe have a shot and honestly, I just don't care.
Maybe the past few fucked up seasons have turned me off too much. I concentrated on my life and have other things going on. I want to get into it but damn if I can't be assed to. Idk.
>>67129847
You'd understand if you had a ball sack
>>67129869
stupid nigger city fan
>>67129889
>I make things more difficult unnecessarily because that's the masculine thing to do
It's like hunting with a fucking old timey musket or something and then calling other people betas
>>67129898
i dont care about the flyers
i care about a 3 game regular season suspension even less
High powered Capitals will expose Pens backup goalie the way the anemic Rangers could not.
Caps sweep in 5
Blues sweep in 6
>>67129924
Just like they exposed Neuvirth?
>>67129918
Stop flopping around and just admit you're a numale cuck who drives a Prius
>>67129918
I worked with a hawaiian guy who would hunt boar with a knife
>>67129804
No shit they won't be perfectly staggered, as calls can fuck things up. But I know that when the Preds 1st period ending they were only ~2 minutes into the Blues 1st period.
You niggers were bitching about how they weren't staggered, and how they started too late. Blame the Florida choke artists, or the ELITE Flyers for there being no game today.
>>67129960
is the little black carl supposed to be his wifes son
>>67129999
Nothing gets by you Mr Quads
>>67129999
nice quads,
also good eye you got the picture
>>67129956
Neuvirth playing on nerves, gives great performance, is tested but loses. Don't get me wrong, I hate Ovechkin.
The Pens were playing the fucking Rangers. Seriously they should just be relegated at this point.
>>67129960
>the technology exists that makes the necessity of manual transmission obsolete
>the use of said technology is effeminate
"LOL, you watch DVDs?! Where do you keep your tampons? Real men watch VHS, puny weakling
>Schenn doesn't get suspended for slashing the knee in game 5 and they suspend him for another lesser incident after the series
>No suspension for Letang after batting that rag in the face with his stick like he was using a sword due to the Pens playing the Caps shortly after
Try to tell me the league doesn't hate the Caps
>>67130052
You're really bad at analogies and don't know anything about cars
>>67130093
dont forget this gem
>3 game suspension for a check
>1 game suspension for bad words
This league is so pussified it's unreal
>>67130113
I drive a pickup which is more masculine than your manual transmission Volvo
lol
how he king if no ring
![1461686753149[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/E1SvYg5.png "1461686753149[1].png")
This is the only car people like, by the way. What's it name again?
>>67130215
h-honky
:3
>>67130215
His brother in FEL game tonight
Who will choke harder the Preds or the Ducks?
On one hand the Preds defense was in full force last night and shutting all of the Ducks lines, but on the other hand, it didn't even look like they were playing their fullest like they did the past 3
>>67130215
Good night honker
>>67130215
desu i like this car
Please Stars blow the Blues out
This "black guy discovers hockey and all the nu-male fans freak out because they minority nao" shit is fucking sick
>>67130304
Blues will win in 5 games.
Stars are a complete meme.
>>67130255
If the game stays close, Kesler will score the game winning goal.
Nashville needs to get an early lead and play defense. If they fall behind or stayed tied, they are screwed.
>>67130244
good to see lil' honklet doing well for himself
>>67130331
That's unfortunate
Ducks or Sharks have a chance?
>>67129956
He should have been the starter to begin with so
>>67130368
I think the Sharks do. Ducks do on paper but they choke all the time.
>>67130244
How the heck did that car get out there? How did they get it off? Surely it couldn't fit through the bench doors
>>67130368
Sharks and Ducks are both horrible choke artists.
On paper they could win but in reality they will get cucked by Brian Elliot's recent play and Parayko blasting in howitzers from the blue line.
>>67130388
Sharks are legit huh
How did that happen? I thought they were rebuilding?
>>67130404
Simple. They built the arena around the car.
>>67130388
>Ducks do on paper but they choke all the time
yeah, and we're talking about the blues here
>>67130422
>choke artists
and the Blose aren't?
I love when people say choke artist implying anyone but the cup winner aren't chokers ahhaha
>>67130182
>not putting practice
???
>>67130425
Sort of were, more like retooling since they were so laden with vets that they couldn't/wouldn't move. Thornton has aged very well and kept them competitive too. Jones is a good goalie.
>>67130445
I do not deny for a second the Bloos are choke artists.
>>67130425
Only Canadian teams actually have "rebuild" phases. American teams just have 1-3 seasons of no playoffs and they're right back in it.
So why is rnd 2 starting tomorrow before rnd 1 is even over?
>>67130469
You have to master choking before you are an artist
Most teams that go out are'nt masters at it. The Sharks, Ducks, and Blues are much practiced.
>>67130487
post butt bb
>>67130449
Blues have better players top to bottom, and a huge edge in goaltending.
In the battle of chokers guys like Tarasenko and Schwartz will shit on Joe Thornton/Marleau (biggest chokers in NHL history)
Brent Burns is good but with the recent emergence of Parayko's devastating shot, its not really a huge advantage there either.
>>67130404
they build a ramp so it jumps over the boards
>>67130501
Buttman shekels
>>67130501
NHL doesn't want Isles/Bolts to distract from people watching the Pens/Caps game. It's stupid.
>>67130487
hey qt whats your kik?
>>67130501
first time 've heard of this shit
A quick shout out to the Blackhawks for losing.
>>67130547
literally first time it has happened in nhl history
![1461685445392[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oUnyR32.png "1461685445392[1].png")
>>67130561
>>67130547
ive heard of your plump rump
>>67130561
np mate
too bad it took you until the team shackled themselves in cap hell and dressed 3 AHL d men to do it
>>67130521
Who drives it? The first star of the night or the captain?
>>67130538
That doesn't make sense though. They should be able to have one East and one West series each day, so Friday could be Pens/Caps and Blues/Stars then Saturday could be Sharks/____ and Isles/Bolts.
>>67130594
hometeam backup goalie
>>67130588
Holy fuck yes, the series should not have gone to game 7.
>>67130612
>car is the backup goalie
>just park in front of the net and roll up the windows
>>67130581
speaking of Kane did anyone make a WEBM of that shift where he undressed everyone on the ice in the offensive zone?
I know we all "hate" Kane in /hoc/ but that was seriously impressive.
>>67130562
There are some online pools that redraft each rnd. So how the fuck are they going to make that work if rnd 2 starts before all the rnd 2 teams are decided? This is a fucking shit show.
>>67130638
>-3
>>67130638
I dont think its as much "we" all hate Kane. I believe its more of " we hate all Blackhawk fans".
The Blackhawks are very good team, they just suffer from shitty fans.
>>67130667
>hurr I'll just post meme stats
alright, but anyone got a WEBM?
>>67130638
here's the jewtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8iil8iTk_I
>>67130630
>islanders dress the car
>mfw when tavares drives it into bishop
>>67130688
>they just suffer from shitty fans.
literally every fanbase in /hoc
also nice kaner dubs
>Broons ded
>Kongs ded
>Blackcocks ded
>rags ded
Only pissburgh now and we'll have the full sweep of evil teams.
>>67130694
>on the ice for all goals against
>in a game 7
>not a relevant statistic
Kane was exposed for the defensive liability he is. This team was no where near their defensive form the past 5 years. Without that strong d to shelter Kane's line, things get ugly.
>>67130705
Classic Kane, penetrating into people who aren't consenting.
Does anyone have the pic of Kane shopped onto wrestler Kane's face
>>67130742
ty I guess
I find most western division teams to have decent to good fans. I have not met many Wild fans, but the majority seem nice.
>>67128555
good
>>67130790
hawkfans are just the same
/hoc just refuses to admit a large portion of animosity towards hawksfans is entirely due to the team's recent success and renewed local interest in the team
>>67130856
same could be said about KC Royals, yet that does not make them any less tolerable.
>>67130856
>renewed local interest in the team
You mean bandwagoners. No, /hoc/ readily admits they hate the hawks because 70% of their fans weren't fans before their cup win. That's why their fans are shit and most of the time don't know anything about hockey.
>>67130755
>pongs evil
>not caps
>>67130920
any team that has the refs on their side is evil by default
I'm looking to jump on the Tampa bandwagon but I need to know something first. Is shaving my boipussy necessary or just suggested?
>>67130920
i'd take the craps over the pongs any day desu
>>67130903
six years ago, mate
twenty years from now, are you still going to be screaming about bandwagoners who didn't like the hawks until their shit owner died and son took over?
>>67131023
it can be humid in Florida, shaving correctly will result in no butt-swamp. I would advise though
![braden-holtby-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/itu5ahT.jpg "braden-holtby-hockey-headshot-photo[1].jpg")
Am I imagining things or does he kind of look like Logan/Sabertooth from X-Men?
>>67131045
Just explaining the hate my man. No one likes people who don't like a team until they're actually good. Yes it was a while ago now but people still remember. If in 20 years I meet someone who says "yea I didn't like the hawks or hockey at all, then the hawks won so I became the biggest blackhawk fan EVER" Yeah I'm gonna call that person a piece of shit.
![2vv7uz8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0BWmwAx.jpg "2vv7uz8[1].jpg")
>>67131102
most people didn't even know about them until then because until 2007 the hawks were run worse than the oilers and leafs combined
Hey there /hoc/. Any new dank memes today?
>tfw no hokkei
>>67131023
Bears are welcome too
>>67131102
I feel like the anti-bandwagoner
was passionate as fuck back in 2011 when my team was shit
now theyre really good and idgaf
>>67131141
Car naming
>>67131179
Tbh I'm worried that if my team wins their first cup this year the fanbase will go to shit with bandwagoners.
We'll probably choke like always but I'm still worried.
>>67131149
tonight is a night for trump
>>67131201
i quite like honker
>tfw no hockey
>>67131125
>>67130731
>>67130667
>>67130640
>>67130581
>>67130562
You aren't allowed to be posting here
>>67131201
We need to have HocDog and various other /hoc/ memes in a picture with one of those cars.
>>67131235
>>67131211
Stars, Blues, or Caps?
I've been seeing the beginnings of a bandwagon with the Blues. For some reason the Stars and Caps have been eerily quiet.
>>67131201
his name is HONKY
why bother naming the car when islels will be out in 4 games
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said it makes no sense to pay a lot in futures to clear one year of $7.5 million on the cap, regarding Datsyuk.
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said if Datsyuk leaves he'll try to move his contract but won't pay a premium to do so (top prospect, high pick).
Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive Apr 25
#RedWings Holland said he'll be more aggressive in pursuing trades at draft. Looking to get bigger.
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67131302
HAHA ANOTHER 5 YEARS OF MEDIOCRITY INCOMING
>>67131274
Yea, Bloose.
Our fanbase is already mostly garbage because whenever we do well all season people come out of the woodwork to praise them, then when we choke in round 1 they evaporate or just shit all over them for being terrible and say shit like we need new coaches/management/a complete rebuild.
If we win a cup I foresee even more garbage.
ayyyyyy lmao I can't remember the last time the Hawks were out in the first round. No seriously I can't remember
>>67127841
YFW the Ducks win a game 7 then the >shorks choke harder than a crack addicted pornstar.
>>67131345
2011
>>67131274
The Blues has a good following in StL, I do not know how it is any where else though.
>>67131292
bolts only played detoilet, i think the isles can actually keep up with them. plus the tavares is literally god factor
>>67131339
WE GOT BAITED INTO A MEME BY NOT HAVING A CAP LIMIT FOR SO LONG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67130362
this desu
>>67131302
>actually trying to be competitive in the nhl
>>67131274
I'm a Caps fan. For reasons I don't really understand, people on hoc seem to dislike them. I don't really see what's to dislike about them.
>Trotz likeable
>Holtby likeable
>Ovie a somewhat unlikable hotshot early in career but developed into a real leader and better two way player who still wins Richards
>Backstrom an understated superstar
I can see why people might dislike Wilson though he fills a role for the caps. Beyond that, not sure what to hate. Fans turn out to see them in an untraditional market. But meh, haters gonna hate.
>>67131292
>implying Big Match John will allow that to happen
>>67131431
Some of the caps fans are annoying, not even that it's just how much more they won compared to everyone else. Then the shitposting because of that.
