STL:G Brian Elliott stars for Blues in Game 7 win
STL:Troy Brouwer's winner eliminates Blackhawks
NAS:James Neal gets 2 points; Preds extend series
NAS:Craig Smith will play in Game 6 on Monday
PHI:Brayden Schenn will have a hearing Tuesday
DET:Datsyuk won't make decision until WHC is over
PIT:Concussion symptoms linger for Pens' Fleury
NAS:Craig Smith could be back in on Monday
NYI:John Tavares sends the Islanders to round 2
DAL:Spezza's four points shoot Stars to 2nd Round
MIN:Spugeon's 2G not enough; Wild's season ends
WAS:Backstrom scores GWG, WSH eliminates PHI in 6
>muh dynasty
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAOOOOOOO
>shitcago
>shitcago
JUST
Dallas / St. Louis predictions?
I got Dallas in 7
preds animu girl pls
There is a decent chance a team will get their first cup this season.
>yfw stars win the cup
>Chicago fans unironically think the Blackhawks are a modern day dynasty
>>67114177
Blues in six.
>caps - pongs
>not the real ECF
>>67114177
Blues in 6 tbf
>>67114177
St. Louis lets beating Shitcongo go to their heads, Dallas wins in 5
>>67114177
Someone in 4 hopefully
>>67114209
caps could barely beat the 16th best team in the playoffs
>>67114194
Think the Perds will beat the Quacks?
Roussel breaks Tarasenkos leg in game 1, Stars win the series in 6
Yea, suicide watch for a fanbase who has witnessed 3 cups in the last 6 years.
Hang yourself OP.
What makes blackhawks fans different? I've learned by now that most fanbases act the same when placed in similar situations, but with blawkhawks fans, there's this almost indescribable sheen of autism. It's in the way they use words. The way they quote rules. The way they use insults. It's really is like an aspie trying to mimic his peers to fit in. Despite all their talk of success, they fly off the handle at any criticism as though it may be dire. They can't mitigate any social impulse.
It's like they don't understand the things that make hockey great. The camaraderie. The begrudging respect. The banter. It's all so serious to them. Like a child who delights in the pain of others, they simply don't think the way you and I do. There's something so alien about their posts.
>>67114269
still gay.
>>67114269
enjoy the ban from a NEET
>>67114177
Stars are too meme to win, Blues would have to return to their choking ways for it to even be a close series.
>>67114128
>>67114174
Hawks are gonna start receding faster then Kanes hairline is receding
>>67114303
jesus christ how many times are you going to spam this pasta?
>>67114301
>canadumb reddithawks bandwagoner
>>67114303
They're bandwagoners. They built their identity around winnings so when they get BTFO they can't accept it
>>67114274
I don't think so. Sharks have a lot of momentum after btfo the Kongs.
>bloos-shitcago and craps-flylers were the real ecf and wcf
>they were played on the first round
uhh?
>>67114310
name one thing "meme" about the Stars
>>67114260
They would still beat both Tampa and NYI
>>67114269
>Minnesota scored on average almost 3 goals per game on Dallas
>Minnesota
>the average for the last 4 games was 4 goals
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>>67114389
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>trumpcucks
>>67114404
Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
Besides, I don't think the Stars took Minnesota very seriously desu lad, they'll crush the Blues from the get go
>>67114431
holy kek
>>67114438
>Berniefags
>terrorists
Pick both
http://nypost.com/2016/04/24/teen-tweets-bomb-threat-during-trump-rally-is-promptly-arrested/
>>67114463
>offensive dynamo
>scored 1 goal in first 2 games against no defense and finnish goaltending
>>67114463
>Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
>>67114463
don't go full meme
>>67114488
too bad it was only a false threat. kill all fascists
>>67114499
>finnish goaltending
That's the key word there lad, so powerful that even minnesota couldnt crack it first
Whats the deal with the stupid flags?
Seriously?
>>67114463
Binland what are you doing
>>67114463
>Minnesota is an offensive dynamo
>20th in scoring in the regular season
Don't go full meme
>>67114431
I am involved of game entertainment at american airlines center. This was my doing
ask me anything
>>67114527
Fascist doesn't mean "Everyone who disagrees with me" you fucking child. Liberals are today's authoritarians.
>>67114565
I am involved with your mother but I haven't heard from her in two weeks.
How is she doing?
>>67114539
They do that after every win
t. Blues fan
The Pongs vs Craps series will be the best playoffs series of all time.
Mark my words.
>>67114558
>>67114522
>>67114558
>>67114522
so sorry lads I cant make serious posts anymore it's a problem
>>67114607
gay as fuck
>>67114588
>he thinks im a liberal
kek
trump is mussolini lite now please fuck off to your /pol/ hugbox
>>67114622
finland pls
>>67114597
she died back in 2013 but its nice that you visit her grave anon
thanks for that
>>67114622
It's alright, Pekka.
Ps. Nice one answering a set of dubs with the same set of dubs
Does it get any more classy than this?
>>67114626
Well it gives the ice girls something to do
Minnesota scored 4 goals in game six and brought the 1vs 8 series to 6 games. Minnesota was missing their top 2 goal scorers in the regular season. Granted Seguin only played one game, but Benn still had a point in every game. Dallas scored a fluke goal in each of the last 4 games.
Dallas is going to get anally annihilated in 5 games.
>>67114642
No problem, anon. She was a sweet lady.
Is there anyone here right now who knows more about hockey than me? Keep in mind I am second place on the /sp/ bracket challenge.
I will only discuss this sport with top ten placing bracket holders fyi
>>67114646
*tips fedora*
>>67114651
This desu.
Dallas woulda lost games two and six if not for refpuck
They'll get bombed by the blues
>>67114619
Not if the Craps play like they did against the Cryers. They'll be BTFO by the Pongs
>>67114646
They're bros from russia. Tarasenko tried to get the Blues to sign Panarin before
> Stors
> Finnish memes for goalies
> Wasting a line spot on a frog goon
Bring on the 2nd round Dullass
>>67114646
Classy, sure. But it doesn't stand out in any way. It's just a handshake and a hug between two friends.
how many canadian team made it past the first round?
>>67114687
>stealing avs girl
Disgusting anon
>>67114647
Before they go and bang the team?
>>67114657
I'll take this as a no. I guess you guys are a bunch of casuals. Let me know if some guys that know the game show up, faggots
>>67114800
I'll let you know if they ever develop a cure for autism tbqh
>>67114194
washington
st louis
san jose
----maybe---- preds
>>67114197
>stars
>out of the second round
>>67114839
t. casual
>>67114862
I thought the hoc dog was kill as a meme.
>>67114723
My friend dated a >kongs ice girl once. She was really hot but she was also an insane, cokefiend pill popper.
One time her and my friend got into a pretty intense argument while we were at a bonfire. She screamed "I can't believe I stopped fucking Drew to be with a pothead loser like you!" so I guess my friend cucked Drew Doughty.
>>67114657
>picking a bracket based on logic and not memes
where do you think you are
>>67114899
all memes are slowly dying. I'm trying my best to keep them alive
>>67114906
The fuck? Grabbing some popcorn now, tell me moar.
>>67114572
That Chatot is my favorite thing about this image
>>67114372
Can you just not read?
Also sharks had momentum it is now wasted because ducks/perds went all the way to 7.
>>67114949
Apparently I'm illiterate. Ducks will win and the Sharks will beat them.
>>67114572
>put me in the collage
That was you wasn't it?
>>67114269
Wtf is that two dudes? Why would you post that
>>67114906
>kongs
>>67115050
Most Dallas fans and residents are blatant homosexuals. Dallas is one of the gayest cities in the US, not even joking.
>>67114999
Ducks win then beat shorks in 7 as well in go on to win the cup playing 7 games every round and winning them all in Anaheim destroying the curse.
As long as neither the Penguins or Capitals win I'm good
>>67114572
>actually putting the beggar in
>tfw Pens going to sweep the Crapitols this year
>>67115050
Just brotherly love on display, calm down Andrew Shaw
huomenta
>blackhawks
>back2back ships
Pick one top kek
>>67115143
>>67115187
MAGA
>>67114944
That's all there is to tell about that particular story. After she got done screaming she fucked off for the night (they stayed together for a few more months afterwards though). I never asked if she meant Doughty but on her Facebook she had a few pictures of her and Doughty together away from hockey/Staples Center which is why I assumed she was referring to him.
One time I had to physically restrain her from attempting to beat my friend with a frying pan after he snorted her last line of coke. She was pissed.
>>67115265
>knarkare
can someone shoop a pubsub over the fish? i will also accept animu pred girls thx
>>67114572
you never disappoint good sir keep it up :^)
>>67115215
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>>67115365
NO ONES GOING TO MAKE YOU AN ANIMU GIRL
>>67115365
moar ice girls pls
>>67115143
Why is he wearing the Jersey backwards? Are they unable to properly dress in Pittsburgh?
>>67115143
>>67115215
>>67115397
>bill scores all 4 GWGs
>>67114177
Stars in 3. Finnish goaltending will find a way.
>>67115440
>>67115437
autism
Look at this fuckin car. How did it get there? Haha
>>67115400
they should tbqh
>>67115490
youre forcing it. car is fun just let car exist on its own
Hawks fan here
Rooting for a Blues/Sharks WCF
The ChokersNoMore bowl
>yfw one of them has to lose and stay a choker
>>67114438
>>67115562
Would be fun desu but no way the blues are getting past the stars
Now that the hawks are out who do root for? My first thought is the stars. Bunch of former hawks and Benn deserves it. Fucking meme goaltending though.
>>67115596
>>67115596
>Benn deserves it
He's still in his 20s
>>67115596
Sharks obviously.
>Blues didn't choke
IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?
>>67115425
animu girl?
>>67115591
They said the blues wouldn't get last us but well, look what's happened.
Blues/Sharks WCF confirmed.
>>67115632
And he deserves it. Best captain in the league.
>>67114310
>implying the blues cant out-choke the shorks
>>67115640
>blues win da cup
>leaffs take sole possession of longest cup drought
>next two closest teams are >hongcouver and >buffalel
perfect
>Another game 7 after being up 3-2 in Anaheim
>>67115664
Only way to improve it is Toronto winning next so only Hongcouver doesn't have one desu
>>67115635
Just
>>67115652
No one ever "deserves" the cup until they've actually won it and certainly not some faggot in his 20s with plenty of years left in his career. Get out of here with that shit
>>67115532
>>67115640
Nah.
>>67115683
this
>>67115490
Beep beep
>>67115697
>implying you'll win shit with meme goaltending and defense
lel
>>67115683
Ok. I would like to see Benn take over the playoffs and earn the cup. I like his game.
>>67115692
>>67115676
Filthy >laff detected
>>67115490
HONK HONK
>>67115710
I can agree with that.
>>67115720
Nope. Newest member of the Functional Alcoholic Hockey Fans club.
>mfw Holland says he's not into rebuilds because it takes 8 years
>mfw we lost people like Nill for this meme
>>67115733
I'm glad your autism is agreeable
>>67115743
I was going to argue but then I realized that Finland agrees with me so I have no leg to stand on
Preds over ducks
Blues over Stars
Sharks over Preds
Doesn't matter who wins Blue and Sharks because they'll both be btfo by the Caps or Pens from the East.
Sid or Ovi?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10049499
>>67115736
hey holland was just fine when detroit could just throw ilitch money at everyone
>>67115774
I wanted to vote for sid but I voted for ovi. TAINTED POLL
>>67115776
I'm not even convinced it was ever Holland, desu. With the team's sharp decline with people like Babcock, Scotty, Nill, and other important executives leading, I think he just listened to all the people around him and with people like Andersson scouting he couldn't really fuck up, but now he has to do it all on his own a lot.
>>67115773
>caps or pens
Who else /top5/ of hoc bracket challenge here?
Could this be the year the East wins a Cup again?
>>67115809
fuckin atlantic fuckin finnish memes. /top25/ here but I won the fantasy league
Reminder that based Canada died for this:
>shitcongo reddithawks BTFO
>stinky smelly Kong's BTFO
>RAGS FINISHED AND BANKRUPT
>shorks, blues and caps have a legit chance to pull off meme magic
>pongs will win Lord Stan Lee's cup
>>67115809
Me senpai
Top two actually
>>67114627
>Mussolini lite
k
>shitcongo blackcocks
top jej
>>67115848
spicy
>>67115830
>reminder that canadian teams being literal garbage is a direct result of current and past leadership destroying the value of their dollar and raising taxes on their players making them move to markets that will both pay them more and take less of what they make away
vote trump. keep american hockey teams at the top
>>67115848
haha he's black
>>67115774
Where's the neither option
>>67115829
Yeah panthlels is all I missed senpai then I think I only guest the correct amount of games in 3 series
>>67115790
honestly I don't think the wings were ever great at drafting, just went to europe first and during the time when picking russians was risky
>>67115873
Have another fresh meme
>>67115883
the X button in the top right of your browser
>>67115874
Yeah, cause everyone knows good teams always rely on free agent signings and not drafting which players have no control over.
Kill yourself
>>67115887
I think Nyquist, etc disprove that theory, personally. I mean, he's not an all-star or mind blowing but he's turned out to be really great for 121st overall. 43 points, 17 goals, 26 assists this year. If that's kind of his career average season to season that's not half bad for a career second liner. The biggest issue is Detroit has no access to top 10 picks and Holland refuses to go into a rebuild to get them, and won't trade pieces to get them either.
We're literally turning into the Sharks. Perpetual mediocrity because Holland is happy coasting and hoping he can magically find another Hank and Pasha.
>>67115774
Sidney's a flaming faggot. Ovi will murder that meme Murray
>Datsyuk and Lecavalier both played their last NHL game this year
JUST
>>67115936
Pavel hasn't decided yet m8. He pretty clearly feels super guilty about leaving Detroit with the cap hit since he loved his career here but he also wants to go home. I think he'll spend the offseason trying to get Holland to trade him.
>>67115901
>teams never pick up free agents for cup runs
someone should tell literally all of the teams still in the playoffs
>tfw this is the year of playoff memes
![CPT113_HKN_Kane_Video_Game_20150812[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBIEdZa.jpg "CPT113_HKN_Kane_Video_Game_20150812[1].jpg")
Why he no score?
>>67115910
I'm not saying the wings can't draft but the meme that they're the best at late round drafting is pretty unfounded as of late
>>67114128
So if you are here little Toews faggot I dumped my drink on your back right after we scored the first goal and you didn't even turn around. Cuckhawks indeed.
>>67115969
I don't think it's that they're the best at late drafting, or that they ever were, but they used to be one of the only teams with a really extensive, developed scouting program. Now that's basically standard around the league. It's very rare that the good and talented players go unnoticed anymore.
>>67115963
You don't win cups without drafting good players. Are you glen sather?
>>67115967
His time in the sun is over check em
>>67115978
I mean it did happen once, Lidstrom, Fedorov, and Konstantinov, all from the 89 draft, but Fedorov had to defect. Everything was riskier back then but it paid off for the wings
>>67115984
>looks at oilers
>looks at your argument
>>67115948
>>67116010
What is your team? Is your teams core made up of free agents?
>>67115984
>mfw the Dick Rash trade
>mfw he KEEPS adding shitty old men
>mfw wasting Lundpad's golden years
>blackcucks
>>67116033
>>67116037
>Best goalie in the league
>Doesnt matter because Glenn wont give him a fucking team
>>67116033
>Eric fucking Staal
Good lord what a mistake
>>67116025
caps. not necessarily the core, but lots of key players are either signed as free agents or traded and then resigned. such as wiilliams and orpik.
i wasn't the one that posted the original thing that made you sperg out
>>67116058
Woulda been p good 2-3 years ago desu.
>Slather
>>67115967
I thought he was mr.clutch
>>67114347
You're the fucking cancerous scum of this website. Post something worthwhile you braindead little jigaboo nigger.
>heuh heuh *country you're from* heuh heuh heuh
>>67116102
>Substitute teacher runs his country
>>67116102
You talk like a real Hawks fan. It's hilariously pathetic. Are you a Chicago transplant?
>>67116102
literally mad at memes
>>67116076
>ovechkin
>backstrom
>carlson
>kuznetsov
>holtby
There's your core.
>>67116123
>having a sense of humor
Thank you Canadian friend
>A game 7 playoff game at Anaheim
Feeling p good lads
>>67115645 post ice slags if you're still here
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
""""""""""""""""""""""Dynasty""""""""""""""""""""""""""
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
>>67116212
How could a team be a dynasty without defending their title
???
>Blackhawks - 2010
>Bruins - 2011
>Kings - 2012
>Blackhawks - 2013
>Kings - 2014
>Blackhawks - 2015
It's been so long /hoc/
Hopefully Pittsburgh doesn't ruin it by making add 2009 to that list
I-Is it finally happening?
Pic related is my favorite moment of the Blackhawks Dynasty. It's the goal that clinched back to back cups.
>>67116303
Sharks year baby
Wait your turn
Fuck yeah lads, I'm stoked as hell. Nothing like waking up to the great news of the
>SHITCONGO BLACKCOCKS
being BTFO by the Blues
>>67114177
S T L I N F O U R
T
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F
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>>67116317
>>67116303
>implying game 7 OT between the shorks and blose wouldn't result in the two teams choking against each other so hard that the game goes to 12 OTs and the NHL decides to let Nashville play for the cup
>>67116288
Caps pls.
Is it bad if I let my girlfriend tease my butthole with the tip of her penis before she stuck her tongue in? I didn't let her put it in all the way yet, so I'm not gay yet. Right lads?
Fingers crossed this isn't too big
>>67116341
I'd be fine with that because I get to see mah husbando Mike Fisher win da cup
>tfw Mike Fisher will never fulfill your Deep Dark Fantasy
>yfw Andersen lifts the cup
>>67116370
Lel did you make this one too?
>mfw other teams DO NOT have cars in their arena
>>67116460
...maybe
![1xmFsN3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kQ07JCG.jpg "1xmFsN3[1].jpg")
>>67116494
>>67116460
>publix
For fucks sake you fuckers are all obsessed with it
>>67116510
>Mad at sandwiches
"Hey buddy, I think you have the wrong thread. The sensitivity training's 2 boards down"
>>67116510
Do you want me to mail you a sub? You might like it
>>67114565
when is the organist going to play classic castlevania shit
>>67116370
Found a new wallpaper.
Go Sharks!! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>the Panthers will not win the Stanley cup
go kings go
>>67116833
That's a bold statement there, Don. I think I'll buy it.
>>67116858
Give me 1 ( ONE) good reason that the Penguins aren't going to win the Stan Lee Cup.
>Superstars (Malkin, Crosby) for center
>ELITE defenceman (Letang, Mattaa) and solid core
>Hot Shot young Goalie
>Speed (H A G E L I N)
>Trouble making youngsters (Sheary, Rust, Kuhnackle)
>Gritty vets (Cullen, Kunitz)
>BILL
>BILL
>BILL
>>67116881
If Billy-boy manages to win the cup. Do you think that Amanda will give him a bj?
Power rankings for teams to get BTFO next (Schadenfreude rating)
1. Caps
2. Pens
3. Tampongays
4. Shorks
5. Sturs
6. Ducks
7. Blues
8. Islanders
9. Preds
>>67116881
>Mattaa
>>67116123
this desu
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
In Chicago, $21 million can buy you one goal. How many goals does $21 million buy for your team?
>yfw the sharks and blues play in the western conference finals
>>67116881
>Malkin
Radiation sickness
>Crosby
AIDS
>Letang
Stroke
>Mattaa
Cancer
>Goalie
He'll choke
>H A G E L I N
Gay
>Sheary, Rust, Kuhnackle
Literally Who
>Cullen, Kunitz
Busts
>BILL
Fat and lazy
>>67116946
Gary Busey of course
>>67116963
PLEASE DONT MAKE MY TWO FAVORITE TEAMS FIGHT
but if it comes down to it, i will always choose the blues desu.
Dallas, New York, Pittsburgh, Anaheim, and Tampa need to get out. This playoffs is for a team's first cup.
>>67116896
pretty good list but I'd move the shorks up to 3 desu
>R2G1 on same night as a R1G7
I feel like I should be upset at this for some reason, but I'm not.
>>67116965
Spotted the retarded Capitals fan
tfw no stars gf
>>67116988
>craps fan
>knowing anything about the players on another team (let alone his own team)
>>67116971
>not wanting Joe "just kill me if we don't reach the finals this year" Thornton to get the Stan Lee Cup in his career
Just how heartless are you?
>>67117003
I wanna see him score 5 in the finals and start stroking it.
>>67114303
Smug bandwagoners who started following them in 2010 or 2011, they live in Chicago which means they HAVE to be living in the past. Blackhawks (for the last few years but that will over now, Toews is 30 soon), Bulls because of Jordan, dunno the name of the shitty boreball team, etc. They are desperately chasing for glory, because they live for gloryhuntingg.
The tripfags in here? All claim to be supersuccesful and superfans, yet they can never afford or care to go to the games.
>chiraq is over
>>67116991
i would marry that girl on the spot
>>67116996
It does give an indication about how much a person knows about hockey the best answer they can come up with is pairing up each player with a disease
So, you're pretty much confirmed for a caps fan by your own logic
>tfw shorks vs caps in the stan lee bowl finals
>>67117057
I wanna sniff her butt.
>>67117057
Uhh where did you get that finland? Truly finngolians have the most beautiful women
>skating thighs
>breeds elite goaltenders
>finnish goaltending
Shorks are never EVER going to get pass the 2nd round if they face analheim
>>67117068
Propably smells like poopish sweat and noodles
>chicago
