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get in here and grieve with me bros. How the fuck do we fix this shit? I dont know what its like to shave in april. Hold me.
It's alright you gotta let your lil bro win sometimes or else he'll kill himself
>>67112469
I'm actually done with hockey for the year, I'm not watching anymore games. Could care less who wins now.
>>67112882
Im rooting for the sharks
>>67112920
Would be nice for someone who's never won i guess, so long as it isn't the joos.
>>67112932
getting Big joe and little joe a cup is worth the hawks not winning it for once as long as that is the outcome.
>>67112951
Sharks are a starved franchise, would be nice to see them win, and their shark head is cool.
>>67112469
I can't stop thinking about that third goal. Crawford played lights out, but he fucking choked on that loose puck; he actually moves away from it trying to stretch out.
Blues fan here.
>feels good man
>>67112469
kek good riddance
caps baby
>>67112469
If you are a Blackhawks fan you should be rooting for the blues now
>rip chicongo "dynigsty"
>>67113051
Please leave. We're trying to drown out our sorrows here.
>>67113087
>wanting the meth addicted shit bag city of st. louis to win anything
idts famalam.
Joe Pavelski is one of the most grossly underrated american players. Him and thornton deserve this shit.
>>67113110
OK, sorry. I guess I'll see you in the 2nd round...
Oh, never mind.
>>67113107
>7 teams
>no playoffs
>>67113087
If another ISIS attack is inevitable, I want it to be on this next series.
>>67113172
I just don't want to deal with any blues fans right now, sorry.
>>67113087
Never. I'm rooting for anyone but them, normally I'd root for the team that beat us, but it's st louis.
>>67112469
Were you here for 2011?
I already got conditioned for this. Felt worse back then than now since it was the
>cafucks
And it was an OT goal with that amazing chance that sharp missed
I'm pretty over it already actually. Would like to see Blues Sharks WCF. The nomorechokebowl would be fun.
>>67112469
The downfall of Chicago. Toews has the worst contract in the league and Kane is overpaid for not being a 2 way player.
Shaw and maybe Hossa are gone in the offseason. No upcoming good draft picks too.
>>67113301
Even if we decline back, there's no way it'll be as worse as the pre07 days.
Yeah I'm good with the hawks. It's the Bears and Bulls I'm livid at.
>>67112469
These playoffs are gonna be so weird from now on, no original six, most left have traditionally been awful franchises, Islanders have the most cups of anyone remaining. Strange forces are at work.
>>67113352
It's called parity. Just look at the MLB recently.
>>67112469
Shaw is gone.
Desi is gone.
Bickell will be bought out.
Bigger cap crunch, might have to trade a core player to make the cap.
Hopefully Pokka gets better.
>>67113301
Hossa's retirement clock is ticking. His contract is front loaded. I believe he makes a lot next year, but then he's only missing out on <$1M for every year on his contract if he retires.
>>67113395
Hawks are super fucked if that happens. His contract is on them to pay up if he retires before hand.
>>67113321
The Bears were depressing in 2014, but I think they got it together. Trestmen was a huge cancer to get rid of.
>>67113352
>no original six
Good.
Look at your salary cap situation, Shithawks! Yer fucked!
>>67113423
We've got three cups since 2010. I am content.
>>67113376
I don't watch baseball, but I know what you mean, I suppose it's good for the league that one team doesn't win all the time like the patriots.
>>67113431
People like you are why we lost tonight.
That and the south side niggers who won today causing the Blackhawks to lose.
Its all your fault shit sox
>>67113321
It won't be worse but the Hawks will be trapped in cap hell soon. Once Kane + Toews start on the wrong side of 30 forget about winning a cup while those contracts are on the books.
Keith isn't getting younger either. Hawks still have a 2 year window to win IMO.
>>67113395
Who cares about the money? He's just going to try to play for another cup. If he does retire the Hawks will immensely miss him.
>>67113301
Hossa contract
Crawford contract
Seabrook contract
Are really bad. I like Seabrook a lot but hes not worth that much
Hoss is old as fuck
Fuck Crawford
>>67113431
this
>>67113412
John fox will at least get us to the super bowl.
>>67113461
>STILL FORCING THIS MEME EVEN AFTER ITS ALL OVER
Will you please stop and/or kill yourself?
>>67113471
Crawford really benefitted from a good team around him, his awareness half the time is godawful.
>>67113461
People like me? I wasn't aware that I was a player for the Blackhawks.
Get over it faggot.
>>67113471
I agree with Seabs. He did not deserve a raise and he should be traded this year to get more defensive prospects. Sell high on him, it'll hurt but play for the long game rather than the short game.
Also Crawford was one of the best goalies in the league this year, get the fuck out of here with that shit.
western conference didn't stand a chance this year anyways
>>67113499
Uh oh here comes the CDF. Not like they have much of a leg to stand on seeing how he hawks were eliminated.
>>67113087
>you should root for a team that has steve ott on it
Yeah nah
>so many people here this new at hockey
Most of you children have never seen >us in the playoffs have you?
>>67113532
Well I wasn't alive, but didn't you win 5 cups in the 80s, with the GOAT?
>>67113554
You can't tell oilels fans to not complain since hey got multiple cups in the 80s and then complain about getting 3 cups in the 00s. Talk about hypocritical.
>>67113554
>he wasn't alive ten years ago
4 in the 80's, 1 i the 90's.
Last Dynasty ever in hockey.
>>67113576
I was referring to your cup wins.
>>67113499
Dude come on? How many times Duncan alone has saved us in the postseason by eating puck shit?
Last year Duck series is a prime example.
Coyotes, Vancover, fucking Redwing but god forbid they had a postseason epic meltdown.
Fucking Kings should of never won game 7 at home NEVER
>>67112469
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>>67112882
*couldn't care less* you mean
Yeah there's no way I can watch the rest of the playoffs after the NHL and its refs just put that disgusting product on the ice. It would be an insult to my intelligence.
>>67112469
jump on the Honda Islanders wagon
>>67113714
HONK HONK
>>67113711
Yeah. The way I see it, I only root for the hawks so I won't get any real satisfaction seeing someone else win, so I'm not gonna waste my time.
Official feels bad man hawks edition power rankings
1. The Bill Wirtz era
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9001. 2011
90000002. 2012
9000000000003. 2014
9000000000000000004. 2016
>>67113796
I'd have 2014 up higher because they came so close.
>>67113796
Norris era was pretty awful too, but hardly anyone on here was alive for that like me.
>>67113811
It was a bad bounce. Not as bad as losing to the yotes, Mike Smith, and hossa ded.
And surely not as worse as the fucking canucks
>>67113835
I don't want this to be a slight against you but, how you gonna be so old and still be posting on such a shitty meme and shitpost filled board?
>>67113796
>2011
FUCK CHRIS CAMPOLI
THATS RIGHT 5 YEARS LATER AND I STILL MAD
>>67113796
9001 is 2014
9002 is 2011
Both game 7 OT losses on fluke goals, but 2014 was a later round and a title defending year.
2012 was less feelsbadman.jpg than today because I had no idea what was in store for the next 4 years.
>>67113917
also 2009, losing game 7 to the canacuks
>>67113909
>the senturds literally traded a 1st round pick for that guy
>>67113923
2009 they lost to detroit
This is now a good feels thread. We post happy times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td13zKyA1Z8
>>67113923
Are you talking about 2011?
They beat the Canucks in 2009 in 6 games, then lost to Detroit in 5 as was expected.
>>67113862
Lol i'm not actually that old, it's just a part of the history that was really bad so it's at least gotta be there.
>>67113934
oh shit what year was canucks? I was in mexico watching at a blackhawks bar being comfy as fuck.
>>67113948
Heshutzy SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>67113972
2011
Toews had the tying shortie with like 1:30 left in the game to take it to OT where Burrows scored on the Hawks
>>67113961
must be getting my dates mixed up.
>>67113972
In 2011 the 8th seed Hawks came back from 3-0 against the 1st seed Canucks, but lost game 7 in OT on a bad error by a Hawks defenseman.
>>67113046
he can't play on his head all night man. he's a great goaltender who goes into elite mode sometimes but not an elite goaltender through and through. with our forward talent it should have never been on him to win us the game.
thanks for comforting me bros. I needed this, as I try to sift thru shit posts from blues fans. I think I've drowned the sorrows with old style and fist city.
>>67113087
weak fucking bait
>>67113985
Sharpie came INCHES from getting a puck past luongo. Would have been glorious. But NOPE. CHRIS FUCKING CAMPOLI. The CBC call still haunts my sleep even after they've fallen from grace while we won more cups.
>Campoli gets the puck TURNS IT OVER BURROW SHOOTS SCORES THE DRAGON HAS BEEN SLAIN
Just thinking about it makes me want to puke.
i have met god and he has abandoned us
>>67114086
just remember there is a blackhawks/chicago bar in mexico and its filled with locals and tourists. Chicago stretches far and wide. Fuck other teams.
Daily reminder the Beloved Blackhawks lost because the south side shitcago shit sox stole their meme magic to win a meaningless game.
I posted in every thread you South side niggers would cost the Hawks for rooting for the wrong team. Now look what you've done.
You could always do whatever you did before 2010, lads
>>67114135
>>67114135
>>67114135
Pray that Toews and Kane and new ownership would become the thing that finally turned our sad franchise around?
>>67114130
dude fuck off right now
the south side is hurting just as much as you fucking elitist for no reason douchebags
go fuck yourself. i hope arrieta tears his fucking shoulder.
>>67114130
Please drink bleach.
>>67113711
>>67113788
>Hawks fans don't actually care about hockey
shocker
/sp/ is not your hugbox.
You're season is over, and now you're forced to watch teams who are better than yours. Deal with it.
>>67114163
Cant fuck with perfection.
Feels bad that the hawks are losing that window but on the bright side at least now the bandwagoners will thin out and I can afford to go to games again.
It was good winning those cups but not so good watching susburban napervillian trash fill up the stadium who didn't even know who Nikolai fuckung Khabibulin was.
>>67114183
>>67114188
Why cant hawk fans choose to not watch the remaining teams? are we bound to some contract with the electric jew to boost ratings?
>>67114130
We know you've been spamming this in every fucking thread. Shut the fuck up with your "rooting for the wrong team" bushit already. It's over.
>>67114200
>perfection
The last time the Cubbies won a world series:
>The Ottoman Empire, the Austria-Hungary Empire, the Russian Empire, and Persia still existed.
>Wrigley Field did not exist.
>Teddy Roosevelt was the president of the United States.
>Lyndon Baines Johnson, the 36th president of the United States, was 2 months old.
>Brooklyn’s Tim Jordan led major league baseball with 12 home runs.
>WHITE SOX pitcher Ed Walsh was tops with 40 wins.
>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were on the run in Bolivia.
>Puyi, China’s last true emperor, took the throne at age 2.
>Thomas Selfridge had just become the first person to die in an airplane crash.
>Oil was discovered for the first time in the Middle East.
>>67114223
This.
I'll watch the final, and the conference finals if they get good, but until then I'm watching baseball.
>>67114220
You mean the Khabibulin Wall?
>tfw no marty havlat cup
>>67114130
>being this triggered
Holy kek
>>67114329
>getting triggered over the current best team in baseball.
Your memes cant hurt me.
>>67114329
>Cubs last won World Series in 1908
>Arizona became a state in 1912, got a baseball team in 1998, and won the World Series in 2001
>>67114183
We do, but only our team, I don't enjoy seeing other teams win.
>>67114384
Who mentioned the Nats here?
>STOP BEING GOOD THIS IS OUR YEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Love it.
>>67114401
>his team plays in the NL least
>getting three free ones off the twinks.
nice record you have there.
>>67114384
>best team in fucking april
Yeah man real accomplishment definitely something to be proud of.
>this is literally how northsiders think
>>67114418
You love being the cause of the Blackhawks first round exit?
Traitor.
I'm sorry guys, I was hopping to see you in the next round, maybe next year.
>cubs fans making this about them with mental gymnastics
>>67114445
> being a dirty irish hillbilly
>being jealous of all the comfy bars and hangouts on the north side
>being jelly of the lack of crime.
>being jelly of being able to walk the streets after dark.
>being jelly of our culture
>being jelly of the cubby slags
>being upset your team isnt as good.
>being mad its our year.
just stop. your projection is gross. Crawl over to bourbon street, the mecca of bars on the south side.
>>67114492
>mental gymnastics
you mustve just learned that phrase. Only an idiot would actually blame the sox for this loss. But it really is about us. the cubs are the only thing keeping most hawk fans from an hero atm.
>>67114492
They've been doing this ever since even during the season and start of baseball. It funny though if you actually are autistic enough to look at it, there were more times the hawks lost and Cubs won than the hawks losing and sox winning. Literally use their own meme against them.
>yfw Cubs fans are the true traitora
>>67114130
the autism is real
>>67113796
09 Losing the Wongs Con Final, fuck that still makes mad.
Only thing i rage more too is goddamn Packers beating us at NFC finals
BUT 2nd
2014 losing game 7 at home Conf Finals
Fuck me we should of let go of crawford after that.
>>67114554
>>67114130
>actually taking this idiot seriously.
cmon youre gunna have to bait harder than that.
>>67114553
So wait, northsiders are going to kill themselves when the Cubbies inevitably get eliminated in the NLCS?
I'm all fucking in
>>67114633
killing yourself beats the shit out of getting murdered and raped by south side niggers.
>>67114609
He's been spamming it every thread and even now when they're eliminated and its over he's still saying it. We got sick of his shit.
i'm glad this thread has devolved into 12 year old cub fans jerking themselves off while sox fans act like reasonable well adjusted people
a real microcosm of our great city
>>67114704
are you new?
just ignore a shit post. (Yous) are a memers favorite thing.
>>67114731
literally one post of a cub fan being a fuck face.
everyone else here is getting along just fine.
>>67113948
I am still mad about the Ducks going from losing 3-1 to making it 4-3 in about 30 seconds and then conceding and losing in overtime.
Fuck the Blackhawks.
>>67114781
thanks for the (you) unfortunately (you) are in the wrong thread.
>>67114766
see
>>67114130
>>67114553
>>67114517
>>67114459
>>67114384
>>67114200
>literally one post
>>67114815
He meant the post about White Sox fans rooting for the wrong team and stealing the hawks mojo.
>>67114842
yeah and he was implying that that was the only post where a cubs fan was being a fuckface
not true. every cubs fan in here is being a fuckface just like every cubs fan in the country.
>>67114879
I was literally saying the cubs fan who was blaming the sox is retarded and I am a cubs fan.
Once again a sox fan thats being dense and wont give an inch.
Did the Sux meme a win today?
Did the Hawks have meme magic left after the Sux stole it to win their meaningless game?
I rest my case.
>>67113000
>Starved franchise
Saint Louis has been around since 67 and hasn't won a fucking cup.
>>67114958
>>67114130
On the house.
>LOOK M..MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!! WHERE IS THE MEAT LOAF??
>>67114570
what the fuck
>>67114926
>but it really is about us
yeah man, real reasonable.
this has nothing to do with the cubs or the sox. all of chicago roots for the hawks. every thread has to be about the cubs with you morons when a good portion of the fucking city could give a fuck less about your team.
>>67114980
Yeah, but I don't want them to win ever, okay maybe the last team to finally get a cup.
>>67115012
> he thinks people care about the sox
nice post.
Ask me about those attendance records when you get a chance would yah?
>>67115035
exact fucking attitude I'm talking about
it's a school night. go to bed.
>>67114842
Nah, nigga. Just that Sox fans root for the Wolves (Blues AAA team). Add that shit up lad
>>67115065
11 am class tomorrow.
3 exams this week. gotta shit post and study.
Dont get so pissy over memes.
>>67115015
Fuck you Chicucko nigga we're going all the way
>>67115109
I think pens are gonna win the whole thing, that team is scary.
no one watched hockey in Chicago before 08, numbers don't lie so don't try to sell me on how hardkore of chawks fan you are
gj Blues you did the hockey world a favor
>>67115232
Even with the bad attendance hawks still had like thousands of people
>nobody
Just stop canadia
>>67115232
>8 years is not long enough to be a real fan
>>67114958
No. They won. No such thing as memes.
No. The hawks lost. They were outplayed through and through. No such thing as memes.
I swear some people on /sp/ are mentally retarded.
>>67115232
Lots of people did, the team was just really fucking bad after around 95 until 09
>>67115275
i guess if you were 8 or 9 at the time and are now 16 or 17
>>67115232
>complains when teams don't support shitty ownership
>make fun of leafs fans for supporting shitty ownership
/sp/ is one person
>>67115307
Check and mate.
i'd suck 7 dicks if it meant we got to keep shaw
:(
>>67115076
I'm a Sox fan and do not root for the Wolves.
>>67115232
I didn't really get into sports aside from passive fanhood until high school which was about 2007-2008. 8 years. 8 years is enough time to become fans.
>>67115301
Not as many because the games were blacked out though.
>>67115378
It's going to be a long summer.
But chin up, we're no longer the Champs so that means that teams wont be looking to trade rape us.
>>67115378
he'd leave the team cause of faggots like you.
>>67115443
Top fucking kek
>>67115443
No, cause the Hawks can't afford them.
Jesus you are a wet blanket in the middle of the Eisenhower
>>67115471
jesus christ. learn to handle a little jovial banter laddy. Not everything has to be 7 cocks hard yah faggot.
>>67115497
maybe I like 7 hard cocks
maybe I am a bundle of sticks
maybe I am lacking vito and nicks
maybe I am salty because the hawks lost to the fucking blues
maybe I am just ornery because my home is hot as fuck, I have no fans, the ac is broken, and I cannot afford a fan to buy
>>67115518
>likes dicks
>house is hot
>no fans
>cant afford stuff
>lacks pizza
you sound more like a kongs fan to be honest.
>>67115551
I'm a poor student who melts whenever the temp goes over 70 degrees.
>it's a black cocks thread
>Litteraly the most reddit comments I've seen on sp itt
Pottery
>>67115634
Seriously what the fuck does this even mean?
>>67112469
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT THIS HUH!? BLUES WILL CHOKE HUH?
>>67115634
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>>67115661
booty blasted fan of some team the hawks rekt the past few years. Now hes coming out the wood work to meme.
>>67114161
Not watch hockey.
>implying you cared before 2010.
Did you know the hawks have the biggest increase in fanbase out of any team in any league? The biggest bandwagon fans in sports?
>>67115852
See
>>67115258
>canadia
Tfw the hawks are the patriots of hockey. Feels good to trigger sp this hard
>>67116348
>brady 4/6 since 2001 + 15 straight years
>wongs 4/6 since 1995 + 25 straight years
>chiraq 3/3 since 2010
tfw wongs are still more like brady than cauks are
>>67119191
> he doesn't understand ratios
>>67120550
Lifelong Hawks fan. Who is this man?
>>67114223
Hockey is addicting mate. My Red Wongs are out but I still am following very intently, watching a game every night.
