Lineups
Mets
Curtis Granderson, RF
David Wright, 3B
Michael Conforto, LF
Lucas Duda, 1B
Neil Walker, 2B
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS
Alejandro De Aza, CF
Travis d'Arnaud, C
Syndergaard, RHP
Reds
Zack Cozart, SS
Eugenio Suarez, 3B
Joey Votto, 1B
Brandon Phillips, 2B
Devin Mesoraco, C
Adam Duvall, RF
Scott Schebler, LF
Raisel Iglesias, RHP
Billy Hamilton, CF
Is Cespedes dead?
>no jay Bruce because maternity leave
>no Cespedes because thigh
I guess this series evens out
>>67105235
He'll be back after this series
Mr. Red is poor man's Mr. Met
>>67105177
>this OP pic
Mr Redleg>Mr Met
>>67105506
Its like mr met committed a crime and fled the state in disguise
Welp, it begins.
who /miserablydepressed/ here
>le broke back strikeout man
>>67105506
His eyes are creepy as fuck. That psychopath is not welcoming or friendly at all
>le can't throw out runners ever catcher
>D'arshit
>>67105548
Mr Met looks like the bastard illegitimate son of Mr Redleg that turned out to be gay and with a coke addiction. Mr Red (after his redesign) looks like the son that turned out to make $80,000 a year and wasn't a disappointment.
Mr Met is the gayest mascot in all of baseball. Mr Red is a pretty chill guy.
Props to Hamilton to be able to manufacture runs like that, but god does it piss me off
Mr Met is high test
>>67105886
take solace in his fucking OBP. he makes us want to tear our eyes out
THE DUDA BIDES
KILL THE PITCHER!!!
DUDA SMASH
>>67105911
rule34 on this?
>Asriel
HANG THIS PITCHER FROM THE LEFT FIELD OVERHANG!!!
GAS THE BULLPEN!!
>>67105911
>Mr Aspergers
That mascot has legit autism.
>>67106067
It accurately represents the fanbase.
Damn this team is unlucky.
you gotta be fuckin kidding me
Wow no mercy
>syndergod
sorry resd
>Thor killed Phillips
Good, that dude always kills the Mets.
>walking the opposing pitcher
Just kill this team.
Dammit Wright you shit
Fuck it, I know its early lads but I'm gonna leave this here.
>>67106997
Wut?
that's an excellent metaphor
>RESD ''''''''''''''DEFENSE'''''''
>>67106997
Fuck off Reds
>resd
>this game
>>67107077
Do you even Mets bro?
>>67107248
No thankfully.
OFFICIAL APRIL 25TH MLB STARTER POWER RANKINGS
1. Syndergaard
2. Kershaw
3. Sale
4. Maeda
5. Strasburg
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9001. Arrieta (steroids)
Metsfan here, but damn this ump is inconsistent with his balls and strike calls against reds.
Having seen these commercials for like a decade, has anyone ever even boughten from Bobs Furniture?
>>67107560
bob died several years ago and they just forgot
>>67107560
I went into one of the stores once because I needed a bed for my apartment, it's really low quality shit that looks like it would fall apart at any second. Also all the salesmen in there were annoying cunts with obvious drug or alcohol problems. You get what you pay for I guess, as far as furniture goes you are better off spending a little more for high quality shit that will last you for years
>that no call
jesus christ ump.
>votto
nice contract breh.
Is Travis palming every ball he throws to 2nd?
OK, time to tie it.
>>67107721
if he doesn't hit the way he did the final 8 weeks of last year, he's a net negative.
Cmon Travshit lrn2throw
>>67107784
it's cute how you have faith against the best pitcher in baseball.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
SYNDECYYOUNG
Absolutely dominating. Jesus Christ.
>>67107784
>You
Slider OP as fuck!!!
Damn Thor
Came here just to comment on those last two at bats. Absolute insanity.
>>67107721
>>67107797
He;s gonna be out of a job soon unless he starts slugging.
Who's ready for another Met to cuck Kershaw at the all star game?
>>67108051
plawecki is a competent offensive catcher and better defensively than this canadian midget.
>Thor still out there after nearly 100 pitches
REEEEEEEEE
>who has that webm or gif of Pedro Martinez THORRRRRRRR scream
>>67108221
surprised Collins is keeping him in. one more inning max. I think the Mets can be overprotective of these arms at times, but it's probably for the best.
>>67107657
I remember going in there once and they were giving out free cookies. I just ate some and left desu
>>67108255
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Good thing we sac bunted with our pitcher who already has 100 pitches.
Terry is a fucking idiot.
>>67108253
Collins is a fucking idiot, never forget that.
Sac bunting with your pitcher who already has 100 pitches in.
>>67107560
A lot of our furniture is from Bob's. It's all still perfectly good.
>>67108303
We have a short bench, bro. Ces is injured. Would you rather have had Soup come in to strike out?
>>67108364
eh. Would've given Wilmer a crack if I'm being honest.
I absolutely despise sac bunting/giving away outs.
>all these infield singles for the resd
He definitely meant to hit him
FUCK YOU TERRY FUCKING UP HIS ERA REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67108554
If the Resd come back to win this game is 99 percent Terry's fault.
Other 1 % Travis D'Arnaud for being terrible at baseball.
COME THE FUCK ON KEKSTARDO
>It's a bullpen ruins the game episode
Suarez sounds like scarface
come on you canuck fuck
this fucking stiff bastardo.
YESSSSSS
>>67108891
dont get too happy. mets are due to hit another bomb.
BASTARDO MORE LIEK BUSTARDO AMIRITE?
>>67108932
hey eat a plate of shit. i'm a fan of a triple-A team in the nl central, i'll be happy about whatever i want to
Atta boy Verrett
TYB Verrett
Replace Harvey when?
>>67108973
0% chance the Reds win this game. ZERO FUCKING PERCENT. YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND YOUR CITY SUCKS YOU FUCKING LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>>67109179
> YOUR CITY SUCKS
> he said, posting from queens
Goddamn Bastardo. He's such a goddamn coin flip I swear.
In related news I fucking love SNY.
>>67109179
Fuck off you jinx shit
>>67109124
>>67109137
Put Thor out for the 7th at 100 pitches? Okay, fine But why the fuck arent you giving him the inning? And why the fuck are you going to Bastardo over Verrett, who is clearly a superior pitcher?
Collins really does stink.
the reds have oftentimes surpassed expectations
so far the price years have been terrible compared to dusty
>leave to go fap
>come back
>game tied
Well fuck me!
>>67109241
They should have let Syndergaard finish the inning. I know his pitch count was high, but he was still throwing fire. He could have gotten the last out.
Thank God that Ramirez is poop or we might be in trouble.
>>67109223
I'd rather live in Southside Jamaica Queens or any other nigger infested shithole in Queens than live a day in Cincinnati. Not even exaggerating.
>DOODOO
>>67109311
I don't entirely blame you. cincinnati here. its not as bad as you're saying though. generally i agree
Anybody got those Syndergaard gifs?
>>67109311
>willingly living in New York
>>67109354
At least you're not Tigers fans, amirite?
We need a double play ball here.
>Neil Dinger
>>67109379
>willingly being a faggot
>too weak in live in NYC
WALKER WALKER WALKER YEAHHHHH
I don't know what I expected
BOOMB
I TOLD NEIL TO HIT ANOTHER HR AND HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>67109379
new york on it's worse day is a paradise considered to cincy
if the guy is on fire, why the fuck did they pitch to him like he's not on fire
jesus
So who do you guys have on your All-Star ballots?
WHO NEEDS DANIEL MURPHY
I WANT EVERY GOD DAMN PITCHER IN THE BULLPEN TO BE LINED UP AND SHOT EXECUTION STYLE!!! VIDEOTAPE IT AND SHOW IT TO EVERY FUCKING PITCHER BEFORE THEY TAKE THE MOUND!!!
>>67109459
>>67109428
I don't live in Cincy. I live in Indian Hills. I'm neither poor or dumb enough to live somewhere as shit as you do.
>>67109459
you're living in an overpriced, steamy, toxic trashcan dude
there's literally no nature in that shithole, just toxins and filth floating into your fucking nose
cincinnati is clean, hilly, full of parks and is very german ethnically
a great place to live when you're like 35 but otherwise I agree stay away
new york is just a shithole on every level, overrated. never liked it
Brb buying a Walker jersey
We're going to wear out the mechanisms in the fucking Apple if we keep playing like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjZM-d_ShI
>>67109459
Weird kind of paradise that has Muslims crashing planes into buildings
>all these upset faggots from Ohio angry that their women are ugly as fuck and they have nothing to do except root for the shitty ass reds and bengals.
lel.
DESU DESU WALKER-KUN
He's earned it. Somebody make me a dank meme featuring Neil Walker.
I love our booth.
>>67109533
>literally no nature
>what is central park or any of the other dozens of parks and shit in the city?
New York is one of the greenest cities in the world, and you can do stuff like go to a beach, go skiing, hiking etc. in an hour or 2 drive. There's nature here for sure.
>>67109575
>some canadian faggot from no where.
kill yaself pal.
d'Arnaud left the game
EVERY FUCKING GAME!!! EVERY FUCKING GAME!!!! EVERY GAME THE STARTING PITCHER TAKES A SHIT RIGHT ON THE MOUND AND THE BULLPEN GIVES UP FIVE OR MORE RUNS!!!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>>67109629
B=but don't you love Joe Buck, anon-kun?
>>67109629
Gary, Keith, and Ron are the best announcers in all of baseball.
Also super comfy. They're real friends, guys. They hang out and stuff. Comfy AF.
>>67109689
If you trade Jay Bruce to an AL East team they will probably give you a lot of prospects resdbro
CAN'T IMPEDE THE REED
>>67109715
why do I love when they dont talk about baseball stupid shit like where Keith is going to dinner in Chicago, or talking about their favorite ice cream. When they make fun of fans.
>>67109753
>>67109764
Because it's like hanging with your buddies and shooting the shit and it just so happens that two of your friends are ex-mlb and the other has the best kind of autism.
>>67109764
Great thing about Keith is that he's not politically correct at times, I remember he got in trouble during that Padres game in 2006.
>>67109764
nothing is better than Keith making sexual innuendoes and creeping on QT fans
then ron and gary yell at him for being a dirty old man
does it get more comfy than this
>>67109643
you got BTFO harder than the twin towers bruv
>>67109854
Also that. They talk like men's men. Like when I watch the game with my pops or grandfather.
Fucking lost art, being a man.
>inb4 sjws on /SP/
Is D'arcuck injured or was he just benched for being shit at life?
THIS INCOMPETENT BULLPEN DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE ALLOWED WITHIN 500 FEET OF A MAJOR OR MINOR LEAGUE BALLPARK!!!!
>>67109870
>Canadian
>known for literally nothing
Stay pleb, friend.
>>67109912
>hurrr i'm so manly lets objectify women, be racist, and watch sports while we drink whiskey.
>>67109686
>mfw it wasn't because he gave up too many stolen bases
Not that I mind too much, the more at bats Plawecki gets the better.
>>67109912
> lost art, being a man
ok bud, go jerk off to mad men some more
>>67109942
>being a cinci fan
you could always be from cleveland. ur boy kasich will be back soon to run your shitty state into the ground some more.
>>67110018
Sipping bourbon in the Bluegrass breh. Well, not really, I don't drink liquor.
>>67109970
>>67110002
Sjws new to board, don't understand "inb4".
Be mad. Doesn't stop you from being cucks <3
>>67110114
>i only drink artisanal craft beer from the finest microbreweries
Good out, let's keep the ball rolling gents.
Mostly fundamentally sound SS the Mest have had in some time
>>67110142
>being so new to sp u dont know when ur being trolled
where do you put your ketchup bro?
>>67110208
Agreed. Things are looking great for the infield this year.
If the ball boy catches it on a fly, it should be an out.
Make it happen, Selig.
Sucks Thor doesnt get the W, but nice comeback, Walker keep it up .
>>67109970
>>67110002
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
This game is over.
>>67110192
Mostly I drink cheap light beer, I like porters/stouts and super bitter IPAs though.
>>67110222
>BACKPEDDLE BACKPEDDLE
S W E E T M E M E
>>67110247
is francisco cordero still closing for the reds?
PUT
>>67110285
I wish, he only gave up 2-3 runs per appearance.
GG Mets fans, thanks for the bantz
You're welcome, Mets.
This mother fucker Familia is STILL quick pitching.
Can Collins/Warthen tell him to just stop fucking doing this shit?
Fucking solid game fellas. This is going to be a good series.
BOOKS
Books lads.
Thanks familia. See you tomor
>>67110361
>looks like shit without it
>looks amazing with it
It's a good thing, anon.
that was one ugly mets fan wew lmao
>>67110361
There is literally nothing wrong with quick pitching. Go to bed Larry Bowa.
>>67110333
So how is Niese doing for ya?
>>67110333
Enjoy Niese m8 :^)
>>67110432
>>67110406
You retards. Watch closer. From August-World Series hitters were ON his quick pitch. The whole concept behind it is catching guys off balance. It's for mother fuckers like LaTroy Hawkins who don't have superior stuff anymore, he's who taught Familia the pitch.
Familia throw s a 95+ mph sinker. He doesn't need to fucking quick pitch. He got burned with it MULTIPLE times in the playoffs and hitters are STILL all over it.
>>67110513
He's eating innings. Not really exceeding or falling short of expectations. I'm glad Walker is doing well. He was an obvious fan favorite in Pittsburgh having grown up here, and the FO got a ton of shit for not giving him a fair offer.
Go reds
Cincinnati is a great place to live , fuck the haters
>>67110640
Yeah Niese actually became somewhat reliable towards the end of last season and post season. He was pretty rough for a while there though so good luck.
>>67109529
Indian hill rich fag
