White Sox @ Jays
Danks btfo edition
Gonzales vs Stroman
Last series the pitching had a crazy test against the powerful Rangers, now they got the jays and Donaldson to contend with. How will the new sox, former Os deal with his former rivals now?
Let's see.
>away game
>not Hawk
did he die or is he banned from Canada
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Hello fellow jays fans
Also Kevan Smith's major league debut since Avila got injured
Kevan has been catching MiGo in Charlotte, says he feels comfortable.
Post your face when the Hawks game goes into overtime.
>no qt pillar in cf
Royals
borts going to hit a homerun against us isnt he
>all it takes to beat the sox is for the other team to score more than 2 runs
>New pitcher today
Panic
>the canadian guy that made the other thread
so what PEDs is carerra taking
>>67104638
Fuck that degenerate team
>>67104638
Gibe navarro
Why is attendance so low in Torronto? Are they too busy following their favorite Canadian NHL team in the playoffs?
>>67104645
Orioles had some kind of magic right? Think they transfered some of that into Miguel Gonzales?
>>67104639
you know it's gonna happen
>stroshit
>have to face quintana and sale next
its over we're getting swept
good start
>>67104711
7pm on a monday, the white wage slaves got werk tomorrow pham
ruh roh
dont stop now boys
>>67104723
it's happening, that's it, it's all over, fire Gibbons and start the firesale before it's too late
My attempt at some OC. Also Sox on the board!
im gonna go watch noah pitch and see what a real elite pitcher looks like
>muh confident manlet
>>67104584
>donks so bad they had to move him back a week
Loving the laughs
>>67104762
>abroo
Whatever its an rbi
jays are losing already?
>>67104781
>the white sox finally got the memo that the cancer known as John danks is known to kill any and all momentum
>>67104812
>implying they even had a chance
Sox just swept the rangers pham, we finna get swept
>stroman and sanchize are >our future
my fucking sides
reminder jered fucking weaver had this team hitless for 5 innings with a 80 mph fastball
I miss bagged Melk ;_;
Et tu, Bort?
>>67104853
Hey, we know that feel too.
Dang
fuck off edwin jesus christ can we fucking not today
bort pls
c'mon canadian
>>67104899
checked
>Thole catching Stroman
Cross ups and passed balls incoming
>>67104866
i was talking about you guys
and this is >our >>>>>>>>>""""""ace""""""
>>67104910
>hasn't caught stroman in spring training
oh boy dis is gonna be a long night
I'm here for solo dingers
based manlet
Welp
White sox offense strikes again
At least you have a 1 run, so go getem Migo
>>67104607
You need to stop this
Come on thole please just be defensively responsible. I don't even care if you go 0-4 with 4 K's.
based suspiciously asian looking man
we should try him at 1st sometime
>>67104958
Darwin goes to CF. Pillar moves to the bullpen.
Is RBO ded?
>>67104978
Let's hope.
>>67104956
>pentecost permainjured
>now trying to convert him to a 1b
what a fucking waste of a pick should have just given donuts 20 trillion a year
That's about the most you can expect out of the Sox offense before the 7th inning.
>>67104954
but i have autism
>>67104974
i wasnt memeing his bat is on fire and hes a better infielder than smoak and edwin
>>67104997
Migo should be thanking his lucky stars he actually has a lead to work with
One run lead, Trial by fire
rumor from the larz board is that Hawks passport expired. lel
>canadians in my baseball thread
Would you rather date a 9/10 Cubs "fan" or a solid 7 die hard Sox fan?
I miss melky
DOLAN
How the fuck did the Jays let dounts go I miss him ;_;
>>67105032
Cubs fan
real female baseball fans are gross
>>67105032
die hard sox fan desu
Fuck that was 2 inches away
>implying we wont >risp here
>>67105032
>dating grills that are sports fans
shiggy diggy pham
>>67105032
I'd rather date a die hard Jays "fan"
>>67105032
give some solid Sox fan SW side half polish half mexican stock 7/10 stock.
9/10 Cubs fans are north shore cunts who will bleed you dry
Glad that didn't leave the park. Fucking Donaldson.
>buck tells you to get up
>you don't get up
>>67104937
SO CLOSE
Mark Buehrle is locked away in a cell under the Rogers center :(
God damn it that was so close. Why does Donaldson always kill us?
Come on Migo. Don't make us miss Danks.
This might not be the Sox day.
I want Danks back.
BASED EE
WHAT THE FUCK C.UCKED AGAIN IS THE FUCKING DOME CLOSED
YOU FUCKING ORIOLES REJECT KILL YOUSELF
E E
E
>>67105043
Officer navarro was top 5 jays meme from past year
>>67105151
fo sho
Do they need to open the door or something? What is this meme
>>67105137
This.
tulo fukin sucks man
>>67105147
2 dingers missed because it's closed tbqh
Who's next in line? EJ or Turner?
so why isn't Danks playing? I mean...the end result looks like its going to be the same.
With our offense that's probably game
GG Jays
I fucking hate coming to Toronto to play, you guys always have our number. Especially Donaldson.
>>67105179
ITS NOT EVEN RAINING FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>making it out of April over .500
>>67105172
fuck off mohamed
at least 2slow is werking dat count
Tulo is so ugly senpai
>>67105185
EJ then Turner I'd imagine
This Miguel fuck can go kill himself for all I care
No wonder why the orioles didn't want his ass anymore
>poolo didnt strike out or ground out in 4 pitches
JUST STRIKE OUT ALREADY 2SLOW
COME ON MAN
CMON MAN
Cum man
does tulo have a swastika shaved on the back of his head
>>67105242
Reminded me of this
surprised he didnt get tossed for that, pretty obvious strike
AW COME ON MAN
I love that the mic is picking up the players and the ump
CM
is there a new mic at home plate? why can we hear everything?
also
>poo-slow
>first good pitch and he complains
COME BACK DANKS
>>67105262
Is the a Ken Griffey Jr Baseball reference?
>>67105259
lel COME ON STEVE
That pitch was Tulo (too low)
FINALLY THE INNING IS OVER
GO GET FUCKED GONZALES YOU FUCKING SPIC ORIOLE REJECT
>implying our offense can score a run
Fuck this game. And fuck the orioles.
>>67105278
the toronto local broadcast has mics picking up home plate chatter
>>67105200
Donaldson has everyone's number. If it weren't for him this team would be mediocre as fuck.
Migos trial by fire failed miserably.
Who /misses Johnny Danks/ here?
>>67105302
>implying this game is over until the Jays manage more 3 runs
Sox offense scores 3 runs per game like clockwork, so we should be in this game for at least another couple innings.
>>67105311
Reminds me of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNJKQiIbhzc
>come home
>see score
Who the fuck is Miguel Gonzales? He blows. Where's Danks?
Another shitty ass fucking ump what a surprise
>>67105265
Must be, really loud and clear. Hear those bantz
So much for replacing Donks.
>>67105332
That's nostalgic as fuck
Kill yourself avishit
>>67105329
>Sox offense scores 3 runs per game like clockwork
We've scored less than 3 in 8 out of 19 games this season
R-ride pine donuts-senpai...
Wait why's it Navarro and not Smith? Is that why migo sucked?
Eat a dick donuts you fat fuck
FUCK THIS "OFFENSE"
And now we have to see oriole reject again. Fuck this game so much.
>FUUUUUUK MANG
-Marcus "Stroshow"
FAWWK MAAN
EVERY NOW AND THEN
FUUUUUUCK MAN
>>67105356
>Carson Fulmer fucking up in the minor leagues
Well there goes our only hope.
Fucking designated sitter
Goddamit avi
>>67105406
Pretty funny commercial to be honest
>freaking out after giving up some runs in the first inning
>bring back Danks
typical sox fans... no time horizon
>Hutch sitting at the end of the bench before being sent into AAA
he looks sad
Bring me the memes
>>67105439
We've endured 2013-2015. Fuck you.
Poor Hutch
>dat qt
>>67105442
I love Hutch. I clear my schedule to watch him pitch.
gogos been getting better, he just needs to lay off those outside pitches and he could become an average hitter
>>67105439
It's literally because he's new. We're doing the same shit to all the other new guys who aren't producing immediately. It's because we've been stung too much in the last by guys like this.
I call it the White Sox LaDunnZidja Syndrome.
>>67105461
Oh shit
Didn't even recognize the sox hat
Was about to compliment Canada on their qts
>>67105450
i'm a sox fan, I know
>>67105442
maybe he should stop giving up dingers like fucking candy on halloween
>56 dingers in 50 career games
JUST
>>67105490
Usually there can be some talent behind home plat..not today though lol There's a sweet old lady who's there every game though
BASED THOLE
>>67105485
I feel there's a couple more players that are criminally missing from that
>roos
Thole....got a hit...
HOLY SHIT HE GOT A HIT
BASED T-HOLE
>>67105443
Literally Darwin Barney
BASED CABRERA
BRING BACK DANKS
>>67105417
It was all meant to come to an end sometime.
>>67105540
Kek
BRING BACK DANKS
>>67105540
Dank as fuck m8 well done
>you now remember that 48 hour period when carerra was an above average baseball player
we'll always have the memories
mexican danks can at least throw 92
we'll take danks for dickey straight up motherfuckers
>>67105580
good times m8
>>67105598
they'll never fall for it desu senpai
Stroke man
Check this out, my dad just gave it to me
>>67105598
sorry cant do it, what else you got in your trash can though?
Do you guys like the new justin bieber album?
test
GOINS GOINS GONE
>>67105667
isnt everything in canada supposed to be in french and english?
>>67105667
Now all you need is a time machine and you're set.
Based gogo with the leather. This is why I can accept your a below average hitter
>>67105685
That Sorry song is p banging desu
why can't I hold all these elite second basemen
what do we even do when travis comes back
>>67105710
Not him, but that only applies to government shit. Of course, a lot of companies choose to have bilingual stuff if there is a French-speaking community in their consumer base.
>>67105724
I think so too
>>67105667
>78 CDN
good times pham
>>67105742
>when
you mean if he comes back. he's going to right back on the DL if he ever does
>buck hustling on this merch
You working on commission Buck?
>>67105766
How's the rest of the album?
This fucking "offense"
7trillion hours in ms Paint
>>67105752
not even, most products have to have it
it wastes millions of dollars in ink for words only maybe 1% of people in ontario will read, likely most of canada outside of quebec as well
it's retarded
BASED BAWTISTA
BASED BAUTISTA
he got
G R E E D Y
R
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D
Y
>we will never hit another homerun again
BASED EDWING
donuts getting cheeky on us
lucky that stayed in the park
>>67105812
yea I'm under the impression taht your multi culti laws force english and french as both the official language of canada. I live right off the Illinois Central, now owned by CN, and all the trains are labeled in french and english.
>>67105812
Mm, I've seen some English only stuff, but you're probably right.
I don't have a problem with bilingualism, though. There are unilingual minority communities all over Canada.
$150billion
JOEY BATTTTTTTTTTS
Nice batsrunning
Guys imagine if every foul ball was a home run
Twenty million United states dollars a year
Hits .178
BASED EE, this is what Zaun was talking about after the A's series Jays need to manufacture runs
>>67105905
Then we'd be playing cricket
>>67105905
Imagine if there were no borders
Does Gonzalez know how to pitch?
>>67105905
imagine all the people
>>67105925
A double and a single isn't manufacturing runs you doofus
What do you guys think of the new dr dre album?
WHAT ABOUT DANKS?
EATON
Challenge!
greedy fucker thirsty for that red sox contract
>>67105961
put if you do it back 2 back it will you doofus
Eaton with da lazer beam
>>67105944
>>67105955
Imagine all these repeating digits
Edwin is too slow
sigh... Freaking Toronto always killing us... Welp the wins were fun while they lasted
BERNIE SAUNDERS
Yeah I'm done, see you guys tomorrow
BASED SAUNDERS
Holy shit Gonzalez is getting shelled
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dingers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Coould have been 3 runs... oh well
It's about fucking time this team wakes up Jesus
DINGERS
BASED EXPLODING MAN
>edwin and joey get cucked
>saunders hits an almost no doubter
WELCOME CONSISTENT JAYS OFFENSE! OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU
Migos trial by fire: cataclysmic failure.
Sigh...
And we have no offense so this is as good as over.
GG jays for real. Hoping Sale and Q can recover the series.
>>67105999
>implying you wont win the next 2 and put up 8 against dickey
let us have this you assholes
>>67106018
In a cruel twist of fate, sox come back to win it 6-5
Colabottle must have been bad juujuu
>>67106037
Well I imagine we won't score 5 combined runs the next 2 games so it was probably crucial to take this game to give them a chance of winning the series.
>>67106054
There can be no mistake that this is the case
>>67106054
He was bad luck
>>67106004
At least we have the Hawks in a bit
Angry birds movie wtf? It was mediocre app quit beating a dead horse
>>67106046
Calling us the assholes when you were like 12-4 against us or some shit in the last 3 years.
I fucking always hate coming up to Toronto. Its basically guaranteed doom for us.
Fucking Migo. So much for being Dank's replacement.
>carrera, saunders and suspiciously asian looking man are batting +.300
>angry birds movie
>shoehorning in some shitty catchphrase
GG familia
>>67106046
>sox put up 8
They barely out up 2 against Weaver. JARED WEAVER.
The Jays are only going to get better. April is our shitty month and we've been playing some decent baseball. Maybe the fated Jays-Cubs WS is going to happen. :D
>>67106102
Where to put Carerra?
>>67106101
Migo you say?
LGTSS
>SUX THROWING
White Sox like taking our garbage. Wanna trade for Dickey? We will throw in Colabello and McGowan's trainer.
Should have known better than to trust Orioles rejects
Fucking kill yourself you fucking spic
Bring up Erik Johnson
>>67106158
I would trade dickey and thole for just donuts
>>67106102
>asian looking man
Well he IS half Hawaiian, 1/4 Japanese, and 1/4 Korean
>>67106158
I wouldn't call Melky Lawrie or Navarro garbage desu lad
>trading away our memes
>>67106137
triple A
>>67106128
weaver at least has control, all you have to do is not being complete morons and you'll get a few multi walk innings
>>67106158
Get rid of Rivera
>>67106197
On the Sox they are
>>67106209
But why?
>>67106158
colabellos used needles and dickey for danks
who says no?
Do you think Brett Lawrie misses the blue jays?
>>67106228
Fucks up every sac fly
Lawrie BTFO
>Lawrie
LOL
>avishit
Fuck this offense so fucking much.
