Where can I stream the game for free in the U.S.?
Also, anybody have the NHL.TV Offseason package? It says " Watch full-length replays from the Stanley Cup® Playoffs as well as the entire 2015-2016 regular season." Does that mean you can't watch playoff games LIVE, only REPLAYS?! Who would pay $25 to watch just replays and regular season games?
google or just have basic cable.
>he didn't purchase the $80 Rogers Stanley cup package in march
>>67104538
Man Blues suck major choad. They don't know how to put teams away.
>>67104484
Check r/nhlstreams on Reddit, they have a lot of different choices there. Godspeed, young pigeon.
for real
i was wondering too
I will be posting a youtube stream here closer to when it starts. Wait for the game thread.
>>67104699
Thanks, my wife's son is playing xbox on the big TV and my wife is having a business meeting with her boss Jamal in the bedroom. Go Blues!
>>67104744
yeah no
go hawks
i hate sports but puck and stick is one i can handle
>>67104744
>type wifes son into google
>see wifes son reddit
Not surprising for a fellow hawks fan to be using funny reddit memes. The narwhals do eat bacon at midnight after all lol
>>67104484
>75 MINUTES TILL THE BLOOS CHOKE
lets do this /hawks/
When the blues lose tonight, what will be the narrative?
With it be an amazing hawks run or would it be another horrible blues choke?
Its over before it even began
>>67105067
Every game counts ref
>not an rbo approved topic
DELETE THIS
go blues i guess :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co3HT-9LwYI
The stream is here for whoever needs it
First
>literally the most dangerous lead
>"blackhawks are finished"
This thread is official now that it's got the stream inside it
> t. regular threadmaker
>Hawks not trying to goon it up
This is why they're losing
TARASENKO TO ________ WHEN?
>BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO >BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ >SHITCONGO
>BLACKCOCKS >CHIRAQ> SHITCONGO
ANYONE HAVE A CSN STREAM PLS?
>>67107890
this
What does the crowd say when Elliot makes a stop?
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>it was 0-0
Shitcongo BTFO
>>67107921
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFOOOOOOOOORD
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFOOOOOOOOORD
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFOOOOOOOOORD
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWFOOOOOOOOORD
>>67107921
PUTO
This game is over, I can go to bed and shitpost in the morning.
Cant wait
i predict 4.2% of blackhawks winning chanced
>>67107952
they're in saint louis, not LA
>No boarding called
The fix really is in.
>THIS SEVERE WEATHER WARNING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"just"
Time for fatalpulse.
M0ST DANGEROUS LEAD
>reminder it was 3-1 in game 6
Why is panik on the first line
>fans literally jizzing in their pants and spontaneously combusting every time their team registers a check
These fans are so desperate it's sad.
>>67107992
REEEEEEEE WE WONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE
>>67107999
because in high pressure situations you don't want the other lines to panik
>>67107960
>voluntarily missing kawks elimination day
>>67107933
Top kek, that pic.
>>67108026
So much for safe for work. Nice tits tho
>>67108026
Sauce?
>>67107999
>why is Panik on the first line
>why is Toews and Kane on the same line
these are questions only Q can answer
>>67108026
Right shape wrong size
Lot of hockey to be played yet.
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67108026
Who is this cum dumpster?
>>67108026
is that a tattoo? what a disgusting whore
>>67108026
>>67108026
Would breed with
>>67108056
why did the person press blend before putting cap on?
>yfw the Shorks and Bloos play in the Western Conference finals
>>67107968
>>67107973
We've been saying this since February, it's not damage control it's reality. Hawks might win this series, but they aren't winning it all this year.
We're being realistic. Typically, Cup winners are dominant in both possession and defensive stats i.e. top 5 and top 10 respectively and the Hawks aren't even in top 10 for possession this year. The Hawks defense is soft and the offense is easily frustrated.
You're going to greentext a response to this post, but the fact of the matter is, we're just here to enjoy good hockey and make fun of st. louis.
>>67108026
wew
FUGGIN FUG
>>67108067
Kippers
It's ok, Hawks will come back and rape in the 2nd
>>67108026
>flower tattoo
>downsyndrome face
>jc penny tier necklace
>pearl belly button piercing that looks like huge zit
>lopsided knockers
nice curves, good nipple color.
6/10 would bang
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67108027
>>67107992
IT BEGINS?!?!?!
HOSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
BLUE MONDAY
L
U
E
M
O
N
D
A
Y
>>67104484
So many booty tears from skirred blackcawks
By the third Crawturd will be pulled and they will fade back to their boreball
LOL WHAT A MEME PLAY
SCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
now we have a game
>BLUES
>LOUDER CHEER FOR HOSSA GOAL
LOOL ST.LOUIS NICE FANBASE
uh oh
SCARRRRRRRRR
>this game already
NIEN
Oh fuck Blues...
Come on....
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
IT WAS 2-0
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS
FUCKING
HOSS
>>67107986
WEEEEEEEEWWWWWW
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOSSA!
>hossa goal
hawks win
BIG HOSS!!!!
>THAT SLIP AND FALL
>LEADS TO A GOAL
HO HO HOSSSSSSSSSSAAAAA
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Hawks have not lost a playoff game where Hossa has scored
>>67108026
yes
HOSS
DA DA DA
DA DA DA
DADADADADADA
BLEWS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hossa's been great this series.
Prep the BLACKhawks, Blues.
>b1oos
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>IT WAS 2-0
>IMPLYING THE COMEBACK ISN'T ABOUT TO HAPPEN
JUST HIT THE LOCKER ROOM AND DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK OUT BLOSE FANS
SCARRRRRRR
>It was 2-0
Not over, but Blues will still win...in OT check'em
>>67108160
that man is high on chromosomes
>it was 2-0
>>67108161
It'll be his last.
HOSSA
O
S
S
A
BLUES ARE FINISHED
Wait why was the crowd cheering when the blackhawks scored?
9.8% chance of blackhawks winning this hockey game
oh well, the dream was nice while it lasted.
gg Blackhawks.
see you next year.
HORSA
HORSA
HORSA
IS AN HORSA ATHLETE
why the fuck cant the bloos do nythin RIRHGT FUCK
>Ice is slippery
>>67108175
>makes claim
>says check'em
>no dubs
guess blues win in regulation
>Getting scored on by old man Hossa
Blues deserve to lose 2bh
YOU CAN COVER THE PUCK. HOLY SHIT ELLIOT IS TRASH
>television picture starting to get juttery
>>67108186
Traveling bandwagoners, duh.
Dubs and 3 OT thriller and Pierre gets btfo by a whiffed slapper
>>67108116
Was it Hossa?
Did you know that the Hawks are 18-0 in the playoffs when Hossa scores?
>it was a different scoreline before now
MARRYME HOSSA
>>67108186
gluttons for pain, clearly
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67108186
The Blackhawks are their second favorite team.
CAN'T CLAIM THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD ANYMORE BLACKCOCKS
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN THE BLUES WAKE UP ON YOU?
i guarantee you elliot shitting out rebounds like a retard will lose them the game
but im gonna sleep, cya tomorrow bros
>>67108222
>>67108223
So close anon
Hitchcock got those fat fuck knees. poor guy
TIME FOR DON
>No penalties against the Blues
If you faggots lose this even after gooning it up, you should all just kill yourselves.
>>67108222
>traveling
>bandwagoners
What a garbage set of trips
GOOD YOUNG ONTARIAH KID
>second period incoming
Can't wait for period 2, I have a feeling kaner, bradman and tazer start lighting Smelliot up
>my Lazyman is like 3+minutes late
>>67108248
Gnight binland, love you
>THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>>67108287
Please light up your gas stove and kill yourself
Nashville is currently beating the Ducks
>>67108247
They're going to the 2nd period. That's the Bloos worst period
>>67108267
Gary "Do It For The Ratings" Bettman
>home team scores first
they're definitely going to blow it, aren't they lads?
>>67108224
>Did you know that the Hawks are 18-0 in the playoffs when Hossa scores?
No I did not anon.
>I expect Toews and Kane to dominate the 2nd
>shit poois thought they were safe
>new hockey fans didn't know about the most dangerous lead
>they chanted the goalers name
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU
XAXAXAXAXAXAXA
>tarasenko
>4:27 ice time
lmao
hitchcock cucking him hard
>>67108287
I have a feeling you'll amount to nothing in your life and regret many of the important decisions you make.
Kill yourself.
>>67108267
>shithawks fan complaining about refs
Literally kill yourself if you are that crazy
>>67108279
>>67108306
If that's the case, then they should be 20 5-3s for the blackhawks since they're the ones that bring in ratings.
>>67108265
>he hasn't purchased the $80 Rogers game centre Stanley cup package
>he sits in front of a tv and watch a drunk old man ramble along with mindless commercials
>>67108292
Everyone is watching the low latency youtube stream so you're getting screwed with that HLS stuff.
>>67108247
>implying the bloos didn't wake up the first 15 minute and now fell asleep for the rest of the game
>>67108342
>being a liberal
go prep the bull carl
>>67108314
>most dangerous lead
Give the blues another goal, their one goal lead is safer!
>>67108310
https://twitter.com/MarkPotash/status/724770393769168896
It's going to be Hossa's line that the Blues cannot answer that dominates.
That and probably Panik.
>>67108342
Messier pls go
How do you even choke away a 2 goal leado?
I think the best way for the Blues to keep the Hawks back in the second period is to just keep fucking attacking Crawford. Keep hitting him with shots. But we cannot keep doing these fucking turnovers. They are way too dangerous.
>>67108334
>Implying the blackhawks have gotten the benfits of the refs.
It was offsides and no goalie interference. Deal with it.
>>67108315
put a trigger warning on this
>>67108342
I have pirated game centre and CBC over the air too. The OTA is better because of the 18mbit bitrate, unlike US OTA channels they don't try to squeeze in a bunch of sub channels so it looks fantastic.
>>67108334
What is this meme?
I mean honestly are you watching the same fucking games as we are?
It is INDISPUTABLE that the Blues have been playing insanely physical and getting away with A LOT of shit that we'd typically expect to be called. The ONE GAME where the refs played it straight and called the same penalties they had been all season the Blues gave up what, 3 penalties in 6 minutes?
But then, it's every series; all the teams doing well are the thug teams, the fucking goons who aren't being reigned in by the refs as they should.
You are literally blind if you can't see the amount of shit the Blues have been getting away with all series, much of it post-whistle, but during play as well.
Die.
I GOT THE SHIT LOUIS BLUES
STUCK IN A SHIT TOWN
CANT GET RID OF THIS FROWN
PANTS FILLED WITH SOME POOS
What's your favorite chicago food?
>>67108381
By beginning the drinking on the second goal.
What happens to all the 2010 chiraq fans after Blues wins? Will the unfiltered tripfags vanish until autumn and they can reminisce their could-of-been dynasty?
>>67108377
>18-0
>18-1
FUCKER IS USING FOOTBALL TO JINX US.
>>67108409
fried chicken
>>67108409
Fried chicken and watermelon.
>>67108404
>he really doesn't know
>>67108381
kind of the same way you choke away a 2 game lead :^)
>keith pulling his head back
fag
>Don't try to make it 3-0
Don knows about the most dangerous lead meme magic.
How can anyone say he's not the best analyst of all time
>>67108333
Bachelors degree + passed police academy + hired by a local PD
tell me, what have YOU done with your life?
>>67108407
>>67108340
He's looking at it league-wide, not specific teams; from that angle, you wanna let the players hit each other a lot more and ease up on the penalties no matter how inconsistent it may be.
Thus the refs have been instructed to ignore the portions of the rulebook that pertain to goaltender interference, roughing, interference, and boarding.
>>67108409
>fresh tomatoes on a hotdog
That's fucking retarded, and I love tomatoes.
>2 second quote from some literal who from some shithole league
>SEE 12 YEARS IN THE LEAGUE!
whitesox just came back
blackhawks win imminent
I wish someone would hit mike milbury with a shoe.
Who here drinking Chicago beer for Chicago team?
312
In before "bought out"
>>67108447
>he signed up to babysit nigs in chiraq
Where does this demented old man buy his clothes?
>>67108386
That's the best thing to do. That also means that the Blues are dominating possession. If they do that, they can beat the Hawks. If the Blues do not come out guns roaring this period, they are fucked. The Hawks get desperate and frustrated in the 3rd if things start getting rough. The 2nd period is critical for the Blues here.
>>67108413
We all vanish because our team is out of the playoffs and hawks trips dont go to /hoc/. And we'll just watch baseball because it's summer.
>>67108447
Going for a doctorate, have already made visible and legitimate healthcare decisions in patients lives through my actions and choices, and I have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'm not a bandwagonning faggot.
if the blose lose i'm going to st louis
>>67108404
>>67108447
I sir have done nothing
>Luongo confirmed Cherry's favourite Goalie
same
>>67108447
You're a Chicago Cop?
Shouldn't you be busy beating nig-nogs?
>>67108491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk
>>67108409
I like diced tomatoes on my pizza and ketchup on my hotdog but I don't like Chicago style deep dish pizza. It's too greasy imo
>>67108491
he goes to a fabric place and gets the patterns made into suits
>>67108447
>I'm proud of being a Chicago police officer
You're pretty much a fucking zoo-keeper with a bullseye on your back. I really fucking hope you get shot and die on the cold pavement.
>>67108478
Oh shit thanks senpai
>>67108483
Drinking fist city here
>>67108465
What? That's the least retarded thing on that hotdog. Salsa or diced tomatoes on a hotdog is perfection
>>67108447
>bachelor's degree
Oh wow haha, not even masters? Women's studies or business administration? Does the university of Chicago offer any chances or are you one of them community college kids?
>>67108449
MAD AS FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SHIT POOIS SUCKS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD AHAHAHAHAH LOSERS FOREVER
>>67108520
He's not even a chicago police officer. He's like orland park PD or some shitty barney fife equivalent.
>>67108523
My man!
>>67108501
butt
>>67108487
>>67108483
pipeworks
ninja v unicorn
>>67108447
So you're in a profession that literally looks for low IQ chumps to hire because they follow orders more readily?
Good for you, idiot.
>>67108409
>>67108537
>doesn't live in Chicago
>BRO I'M A DIE HARD CHICAGO FAN FOR LYFE NIGGA
Don cherry is my favourite kanadian
>>67108520
Don't you have muslims to get fucked by?
>>67108550
is that kippers
>>67108557
This niggas gonna get drunk.
>>67108447
I have an associates and make more than a rookie Chicago cop. I also only work four days a week.
>>67108565
To be fair, most of us are from the Chicagoland area. Some of us are from Chicago proper, but the great majority of us are from the city or suburbs. That faggot is from central illinois.
>>67108550
Would
>>67108564
that's my fucking shit right there
too bad it's so fucking far from lakeview, holy fuck
Who here would fuck Tracy Myers for a lifetime of malort?
>>67108564
seriously stop posting this abomination with fries on top of the hot dog, not sure why any legit establishment would do this
>welcome to /hoc/
>where every shitcago and ragsfan is a doctor, lawyer or an fbi agent
>thread is wasteland of hidden replies to CMG
>a lot of cups, but we gotta protect our jewels
Gotta love Ron MacLean
>>67108575
Would you rather live in a city full of Muslims or a city full of blacks?
Serious question.
>>67108590
have a 4 + a 4 of daisy
drunk is the goal
>>67108591
that has to be kippers
>>67108447
Waiting 2 years for the fucking call for CPD. Got the background and everything done since Feb. 16
They are still 1000 short and 1400 vacancies.
>>67108409
Collard greens and grape drink
>>67108627
A lot of Muslims are black
>>67108630
kipperschan.tumblr.com
>>67108627
Neither cause chicago keeps all the blacks in a corner. They hardly ever actually go into the city.
>>67108591
i prefer sticks, girls who fuck like a dead fish myself tbqhwyf
>>67108619
>visiting /hoc/
>ever
>>67108609
I would.
I will do it.
I will lay with the Harpy Queen.
>>67108594
Yeah what do you do, jackhole?
>>67108627
not him but id like to have blacks. their culture is at least somewhat similar to mine
>>67108619
Don't forget that every shitcago fan lives in the most wealthy affluent part of Illinois and that only the other posters cities have niggers in them.
Don't even get them started about real live females. Rbo suicide when?
>>67108604
I haven't been in a while, apparently Justin Bieber made an appearance there this weekend and every girl there made the place flood again.
>>67108627
I think American blacks have higher crime rates than even Middle Eastern countries
Predict the final score.
Hawks win 4-3 in OT.
>>67108671
>>67108650
>>67108671
You don't have blacks in Finland so you don't get it.
Black people are violent. Like, factually, just violent people. If you city is full of blacks there's a good chance you'll be robbed at some point.
Muslims generally chill the fuck out a lot more than blacks.
>>67108617
Cuz it's fucking Gene and Judes and it's as legit as you can get.
>>67108627
blacks desu
hello cuckholds,
who else has a boner at the thought of all these shicongo bandwagoners about to get BTFO?
>>67108652
>they hardly ever actually go into the city
u wot
>>67108689
great, now i have to go there with that stupid piece of shit on my mind
still worth it
>>67108670
I work in a hospital.
>>67108627
But you posted Sikhs.
I'd take that over blacks
>>67108707
5-3 hawks
>>67108659
Where else would you get the latest in dank memes then?
>>67108652
>w-we're not black!
>>67108557
Get wrecked! In the best way
>>67108620
literally who?
>>67108675
>he thinks you have to live in the "most wealthy affluent part of illinois" to be away from trash
do you live in a trailer park? any middle class neighborhood will be fine for white people to avoid minorities
Who /AnyoneButChicago/ here?
>>67108707
3-3 in 5ot before game is cancelled by a BLM riot
>>67108725
Hospital bro!
My nigga.
>>67108729
I will gladly renounce my fanhood and cheer for the Detroit Red Wings, take a sign proclaiming Dylan Larkin as the true Calder winner to the Loop, walk up and down Walker Drive and Michigan Avenue with this sign, and chant "3 in 5" if you legitimately stopped posting and killed yourself.
I hate you so much.
So fucking much.
>last game we'll be able to bring you on CSN
Wait what? Does this impact me in any way?
>>67108675
Real life females? So it's true what my mates said about Chicago, cuckbath city
>>67108714
ive seen black people, i just dont want my towns skyline be dominated by minarets and to wake up every morning with some muslim yelling his nonsense
