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games tonight
>Chicago vs. St. Louis (Series tied 3-3)
>Ducks vs. Preds (Ducks lead the series 3-2)
What's its name again?
>>67098911
>7 posts early
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67098911
4th for Blues trips
Chiraq and Ducklets both win tonight
>kongs
>>67098945
>tfw was gonna use this image for the new thread
Was gonna call it "No Goal Edition". Would have been epic lads, but I got cucked by a faggot who started 7 posts early.
why is the Blues coach so gross looking?
ST LOUIS BLUES FANS ON "o no he gon kiw he sewf" WATCH
>>67099057
he's a 7/10 in St. Louis.
>>67098933
When will the car get its own thread?
TSUUUUUUU
TSUUUTSUUUUU
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67098978
I knew when the Blues blew it in game 5 they were in trouble.
They better find a way to get a victory in game 7, but we all know they wont. They already look defeated.
You had one job, St Louis.
>>67099057
Hes a demon sent by Satan himself to make sure the Blues never win, good thing Jesus has our back
Better thread
>>67099037
>>67099082
Get your fucking negative bitch boy predictions out of here. Our lord and savior will score tonight
>yfw chiraq loses in this fine night
>>67098790
Ontario looks like shit. Led by two veteran AHL players. Best LA prospect is at about .5pt/gm. No decent dmen either, just a bunch of big bottom pairing types like McNabb. Nobody to take minutes away from Doughty. Kempe is probably the best forward prospect, but he is a future third line player at best.
>the shitty of st louis
>winning
>>67099157
I just want Ott to push him up against the glass and say whos the faggot now
>>67099114
I fucking hope so, but Its honestly going to take some meme scoring by people like Paul Stasny to win.
Top Chiraq players are now obviously outplaying the top St Louis players.
So its time for those depth pick ups to pay off or go play golf.
They should scratch Ott for someone who can add a bit more actual hockey skills depth too, meme checking doesn't seem to be working anymore.
>>67099020
>If you had to put up with 1/10th of the frustration that we do, none of you would even be on /sp/ at all.
You mean the days of playing in Chicago stadium being shutout of games? Being unable to watch games and could only listen to the last 2 periods for what was one of the worst teams in the league?
How much of a newfag are you that you think hawks fans don't know suffering.
Do you even remember the drought we had before 2010? The drought was so iconic that it was literally the first thing mentioned after they won the cup.
>WHERE'S THE PUCK. ITS IN THE BACK OF THE NET! ITS IN THE BACK OF THE NET. THE BLACKHAWKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP. BLACKHAWKS FANS AROUND THE WORLS YOUVE ENDURED 49 YEARS OF FRUSTRATION BUT YOUR PATIENCE HAS FINALLY PAID OFF. THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP.
Typical blose fans not knowing Jack shit.
>>67099174
you have some gay ass fantasies bruh
>>67099157
>talking about trannies
>that "beard"
irony
>>67099174
> bloos ever calling chicago reddit ever again.
This may be the most reddit tier banter I've seen in awhile.
and blues will call ref puck still after he gets suspended.
>>67099174
Hopefully shortly preceding turning over the puck to kane and toews just inside the blue line like he did last game.
>>67099223
>Do you even remember the drought we had before 2010?
No and neither do any of you. Get suicided kiddo.
>>67098821
Ok...care to explain?
Versteeg had a cap hit of about 450,000 for the Kings, so the Canes obviously retained the max allowed amount. He will be able to get at least 3mil on the open market, maybe less if he desires to be on a contender.
McNabb's cap hit is about 650,000. He will get a raise to at least 1.5mil, maybe more on the open market.
Enroth had a cap hit of 1.5mil. He put up solid stats, and will continue the trend of LA backups getting large raises on the open market. He will sign somewhere like Carolina or Edmonton for 3mil.
>>67099247
>d-don't call us reddit, y-you're reddit
Shitcongo "banter".
>>67099057
He ate Brett Hull's foot.
>>67099320
MAD AT SUCCESS
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>mfw whether the blackcocks or the poos lose tonight I will shitpost against the losing team all night
>>67099223
Except 99% of Hawks fans only started watching after 2010.
>>67099391
>literally tied
>success
>this is how sports work as a shitcongo fan
>>67098911
Well my wife is happy, I told her that if the Blues lose game 7 that I'll never watch another Blues game again, ever. She was cheering like I was after Tarasenkos goal.
She's happy because she won't have to watch her husband of 7 years, significant other of 15 years, sit through anymore of this teams gut wrenching disappointment. I get so angry when the Blues lose, that it affects my ability to be a good husband and father after a bad loss. I totally get her being happy that this team will no longer have this effect on me or my mood. Come to think of it, the thought of eliminating this stress from my life may be a good thing. I have a 3 week old daughter and a 2 yr old son who don't need to see me like I am tonight, ever again. The amount of times I screamed at the tv tonight, after each time I had to reassure my son that I wasn't upset with him. The fact I got so loud, that I made him cry.....It makes me feel awful that I react this way, but it's completely involuntary. I've been a long term, faithful fan, but enough is enough. Looking at it from the outside, its silly that this team has this effect on me. I know it, she knows it. But I can't help it. I'm like a junkie when it comes to Blues hockey. No matter how much it wrecks my life, I come back for more with open arms saying this time will be different, this time they won't hurt me again. This time it will be worth the heart ache and suffering. This year will be different . It always ends the same.
Monday.
Monday isn't just a game 7, it's 28 years(I'm 35)of heartbreaks and liver abuse crystallized into one moment of clarity, one moment of answers.
>>67099430
>tfw part of the 1%
Feels elite desu
I'm better than you people.
>>67099223
I didn't really give a fuck who won this series until I read this post. Now I want the Blues to win more than I've wanted any team to win in the last three years.
This level of crying is monumental. I swear all Chicago fans know how to do is cry. Every thread they cry. This thread they're crying. Non-stop crying. Absolutely no ability to contextualize themselves. This level of crying at a Blues fan? Are you fucking serious?
I've seen toddlers throwing tantrums in the middle of grocery stores with more fuckin self respect than this ranting manbaby. Sidney Crosby would blush if he read this post. I hope Chicago loses by eighteen fuckin goals. I hope the stadium collapses. I hope the whole city falls into Lake Michigan. Fuck Chicago and fuck you, you fucking baby.
>>67099403
who are you?
>>67099430
My first season was 08-09.
But yea pretty true. Only cause we weren't able to watch the games on tv.
why are there so few black NHL players? what sports do black youths play in Canada?
>Hawks win
Reddit and /hoc/ belllooooooown the fuck out
>>67099508
hockey
>>67099223
Blouses btfo
Also you forgot the mention that it was even worse for the Hawks back then because they were an O6 team and we're such an embarassment
>>67099450
Literally ignoring the 3 Stanley cups.
Stay mad. It makes me hard
Hey /hoc/,
Whats your favorite meme name for a team? Im partial to >kongs
>>67099535
cucks
>>67099535
Prods
It sounds funny
>>67099522
>thinking past accomplishments matter
This is why Hawks fans are faggots. They all live in the past no matter how badly they are losing or winning.
>>67099247
>tfw shitcongo blacked out their games on television til 2009
>tfw youre all fairweather bandwagoners
>>67099535
>rags
>>67099535
>rags
>>67099535
the kitties
>>67099562
> projecting this hard
You would brag about cups too if you had any.
>>67099487
I try to educate a newfag blues fan and its known as crying?
You're the same kind of people who give bay area fans shit despite the giants having a 53 year drought before 2010 and the warriors having a 30 year drought before 2015 and the royals for their 30 year drought before 2015.
Pure newfagness. It's disgusting. Why don't you people actually try to show you haven't only been watching sports for the last 3 years?
>>67099535
>rags
>56 posts
>2 posters
Nice poomunity youve got
>>67099601
No I wouldnt. Not in the context of discussing this current series you fucking cuck. Your shitty ass team outplayed us in 3 of those games but you bring up the Cups? Youre a fucking faggot.
>>67099487
Participation is optional
>>67099535
>changing 1 letter to a different letter is ""funny""
>Kongs
>Wongs
>Pongs
>etc
They aren't funny, think of better nicknames, the only time that works is the cucks
Holy shit this niggerhawk fan needs some prep h Jesus Christ I've never seen such autism
>>67099456
lol holy fucking shit. thats a reddit post right?
>>67099606
not that guy but you genuinely word your posts like a Redditor. its hard to explain, but I can sense the Reddit within you. its gross.
>>67099655
What about swapping letters? Like blots?
![7b2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M3vgmYS.jpg "7b2[1].jpg")
>>67099647
>>67099647
Calm down would yah. I dont want the neighbors in the trailer park getting pissed at you for freaking out over shit posting.
> can't handle bantz
>>67099606
>he's still not done crying
What exactly is the scientific explanation for this level of manybabying? Is there something in Chicago water that makes them cry like this? Are the Cubs and White Sox this bad? Do Bulls fans cry like this? Or is it just that the Blackhawks attract the most bandwagon-babbies in the whole NHL?
Chicago talking about droughts to a Blues fan... And crying... It's just so unbelievably shameless.
>>67099657
I just think it's not fair that because YOUVE only the last 5 years of hockey you can dismiss all the other years we had where we were an embarassment to the league. I didn't suffer through that shit for this. I suffered through it because I lived in Chicago and by gum it was still my team. I may have been in the extreme minority but I don't give a fuck.
I'm part of the 1% who watched the hawks before 2010. I saw my team go from perenial embarassments to multiple cup winners. If you want to cry about shit to me, think again.
>>67099718
>>67099721
Its just embarrasing and shows you don't know enough about hockey to even argue when there are plenty of other stats from THIS series you could have used to support your point
>>67099655
sunday monday happy
>rags
tuesday wednesday happy
>rags
thrusday friday happy
>rags
>it's a lifelong chiraq fans try out banter edition
Go ducks
>>67099725
The point wasn't about droughts. I brought hose up because the point is that I actually watched and followed all sports for longer than you. I remember when good teams now were jokes back then.
You don't.
So get fucked with your stupid noncounting opinions.
>>67099535
Sparkle dogs
>>67099655
>kangs
>wangs
>ducts
>>67099784
This is a good one
>>67099771
>chiraq
>lifelong fans
LEEEEEEELMAO FINLAND WITH THE BANTZ
what went wrong with Nashville? how do you go 2-0 and then lose 4 straight?
>>67099816
this
>>67099757
You're right. There are plenty of other stats.
> 1st round exits
>the only series I fucked up in my bracket is the Detoilet-Tampon Gay one
Holy shit am I mad at sandwiches. Johnson looked like his wrist was fugged from that boarding he took in the Montreal game to end the season and then he goes and leads them in points in the series.
Caps fan here. Is it safe to assume everyone outside of Pittsburgh is rooting for us?
>>67099818
> be Nashville
>>67099535
Analslime Cucks
>>67099850
Yes
>>67099850
No faggot Malkin is gonna spank that ass
>>67099845
> ever doubting Johnson in the playoffs. He's the reason the trannys made it to the finals
>>67099666
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2068631&page=32
>>67099568
St Louis has no right to call any other city fairweather.
They couldnt even sell out their NFL team.
Their turnout is so poor they have had TWO nfl teams leave St Louis due to being a poor sports city.
>>67099456
This is fucking gold
>>67099771
Years of my life watching the Blackhawks being the shame of hockey: 25
Years of my life watching the Blackhawks become multistanleycup champs: 5
You people just don't seem to understand with your HURR DURR BANDWAGON memes. For once instead of picking up a meme image, how about you pick up a history book?
How was the Swedish buttdevastation after getting BTFO by Pulju?
>>67099908
Stl resident here, that is because NFL is for apes, we enjoy baseball and hockey fuck boii they always sell out.
>>67099889
Then he got his wrist fugged in the final and had zero points. I was expecting a repeat of that. Also Drouin actually playing significant minutes was a surprise too.
>>67099915
havent seen a single sweed flag since yesterday, not sure where they went
>>67099939
Drouin was elite
>>67099908
not a bloes fan, why did you waste such time with that post?
>>67099818
the fans heavy breathing distracts the players
>mfw hawks h8 is 10000x better than the preceding decades of hawks pity
>mfw blose get btfo tonight
>>67099955
Back to their cucksheds
>he thinks the stars wont win the cup again
>>67099935
Bow down
>>67099955
Ahaha as expected!
Another 6-1, its glorious.
Will Pulju be first ever to win U18, U20 and Skoda cup in the same year? Hope he makes the team at least!
Blues have no chance
Look at history. I am calling it right now...Crow shutout and Kane will score a hat trick
singles confirm
>>67100009
To what
>>67100000
>>67100009 cucked
>>67099456
>the fucking blues
>>67100017
How autistic is he?
Its not looking so hot for the bloos tonight
>>67099456
Loving Ever Laugh.
>yfw the blues utterly embarrass the cawks 8-0
>>67100009
I'm for neither side this argument but seriously bro? Pretty sure you guys have been the methanols bitches for a long time and there's also that other thing about the cubbies, I cant remember what it is though :^)
>>67100019
blues have a chance like hitomi tanaka meeting me at a coffee shop and letting me suckle on her teets today
>>67100078
where did you crop that image from
>>67100078
The Hawks hadnt won a game they were down by 2 goals after the first all season. If this series has proved anything its that history does not matter.
>>67100038
>>67100039
It's our year.
>>67100151
>all season vs over a decade
>>67099912
>years of my life watching the sharks suck: 43
>years of my life watching the sharks win anything: 0
>mfw cawks fans crying being shit years ago
>it's a preds elimination episode
The playoffs have become too predictable. Hawks will win the series and the cup again. Book it.
>>67099994
is that kippers?
So how mad will /sp/ collectively be when the Hawks win tonight?
Judging by the amount of terminal assmad and vitriol that gets spewed at every poster that has the temerity to root for the Hawks, /sp/ will probably be pretty fucking mad imo.
I for one won't be mad though, I will be laffin, and happy.
Sharks blues wcf
Book it
>>67100231
Years of my life watching the wings be hockey gods: 20
Years of my life watching them decline but still make it to the playoffs and put up a fight: 3
Feels good man.
>>67100264
>tfw neutral
Feels good man, there is going to be massive mad regardless of who wins
>>67099889
He was shit this season. Bishop carried them in
>>67100276
>years of living in detroilet: 23
>>67100264
Keep jinxing yourself I'll let the meme gods punish you
>>67100231
>1991 was 43 years ago
Jesus where does the time go.
>>67099783
>y-y-your opinions don't c-count!
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>I watched sports longer than y-you
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>I-I-I'm not crying, y-you are!!
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
GO BLUES GO
GO BLUES GO
GO BLUES GO
GO BLUES GO
Fuckin criers.
>>67100320
1991 was 25 years ago you retard
>it was 3-1, and 3-1
>they couldnt put the game or the series away
>implying they deserve to go onto the next round
>>67100320
>amerilard education
Stop making us lok bad.
>>67100352
you have to go back
>>67100333
> leave it to a maple nigger to bandwagon a team cause zero (0) Canadian teams are worth a maple coin, a moose money, a beaver buck.
>>67100387
Come with, I'll show you around /r/baited
:^)
>>67100352
>>67100379
reddits spilling over. I'm starting to have a sneaking suspicion both cawks and blose fans are redditors.
>>67100300
>detroit is the size of michigan
>michigan is not completely surrounded by fresh water
>michigan is not one the most beautiful and rare places to live on this earth
"I like the blackhawks"
>how to trigger /hoc in one sentence
What's it's name again?
>Caps-Pens 9/10
Always love watching these 2 go at it and we get memestar bowl.
>Bolts-Islanders 5/10
Instead of based publix bowl we get this mediocre matchup.
>Sharks-Ducks 8/10
most based possible outcome in the west.
>Sharks-Preds 5/10
less likely to happen and that's only a good thing. Preds are a rather boring team to watch
>Stars-Blackhawks 8/10
entertaining series with a metric fuckton of offense
>Stars-Blues 7/10
less entertaining, but yet interesting series, meme defense&goalie vs meme offense
dubs for 2OT blues victory 3-2
>>67100516
> chicago bro here
Can confirm Michigan is my favorite place to chill during the summer.
> Tfw you get a tasty snack at redimacks.
>>67100516
>being dealt a shit hand
Its ok, just because youll never be able to leave the warzone you live in doesnt mean you have to justify it.
>>67099535
HURRicanes
>>67100597
Shut the fuck up. Let them jinx themselves do not jinx us. Cut off your dick and eat it.
>>67100565
>A FUCKING CAR
>>67100597
>hawks only getting 2
elliott is broke nigga
our meme-tier bottom pair dman got a goal on him last game
Hey /hoc/
Haven't seen any rare Bills all day
>mfw Flyers are ELITE
>>67100565
>mfw the isles actually play the car on the PP
>>67100565
Orkin
I'm mad disappointed that no one calls the Ducks boypussies anymore :(
I'm rooting for Country and Blues myself.
>>67099535
Bombston Ruins
>>67100794
Only cucks aren't rooting for the Blues they are the definition of underdogs.
>>67100692
Everyone is to much of a newfag to remember that
>>67100857
>rooting for the underdog
sure is reddit in here
Dubs confirm Bloos in 2 OT 2nite
>>67100857
>underdogs
>blew a 3-1 series lead
>>67100933
witnessed
>>67100926
Reddit is rooting for the most popular team. Redditors hate underdogs.
>>67100565
Sheklmobile
>>67100933
>>67100933
How many tries did it take you finally get this?
>>67100933
nullified by the kaner dubs earlier, sorry friendo
>>67100857
>underdogs
>literally finished above Reddithawks in the regular season
>led 3-1 in the series
>>67101026
This.
>>67100857
nigga you got a really bad definition of underdogs
>>67101026
>never won a Cup
>Never won anything
>3 cups in 6 years
>go deep in the playoffs every year
>He thinks the Hawks are underdogs
I am laffin
>A
>>67100967
how would you know unless you're a...
REDDITOR ALERT
>>67101118
>literally being this traumatized as a boos fan
>>67101152
Hawks take 3-1 lead in the first n lose 6-3
>>67101118
>history being relevant in terms of the current teams
lel
>>67099818
Don't know ask st. Louis
>>67100990
Once, fag.
>>67101221
this isn't game 6 though
>>67101244
Uhhh dude are you brain dead? You know this exact team won 2 of those cups right?
blues
>tfw people actually live in st. louis and chicago
why
>>67101373
>exact team won 2 of those cups right?
>>67101403
Cause I was born here and am not a fucking pussy afraid of black people?
>all this xhicagoon butthurt
The fuck?
>>67101475
That webm is too far on the autism spectrum idk what you are attempting to convey
>>67101288
>88
yet more proof hawks will win
they have meme magic on their side
>>67101591
Worked out pretty well for the Isles.
Meme magic works in mysterious ways.
>>67101591
>mfw the blues are actually employing the 'we suck' meme
>>67101591
Or anger the meme gods with all this certainty
>>67101591
shut
the
fuck
up
>>67101734
truly cucks of the highest degree
>>67101591
>speaking the meme god's name in vain
>>67100608
Dude their triple cheeseburger is amazing!
What would be better
>Hawks lose tonight
Or
>swept by Dallas/sj/wsh
>203 posts
>10 IP's
Irrelevant af "sport" desu
>>67101991
Swept by SJ. Would be sweet justice.
>>67099456
But you'll be here next year cheering for your shitty sports team just praying that they finally muster up some kind of miracle run and win the championship only to be utterly dissapointed by their brutal failure but oh well theirs always next year, right?
>tfw only seen one of my favorite teams win the championship
>>67102038
better than tranpa/reddit memes desu
>>67101909
funny doggers
how come jagr is so bad at playoffs
40 games without a goal
>>67101991
>watch bloos choke
>proceed to watch hawks get swept
please oh please
>>67102134
not his fault this year, panthers were a bad team that was shut down by the isles.
Really pulling for the Blues tonight. My wife's son is torn because his mom's boyfriend is from Chicago.
>>67101945
Hnnnnnnnng.
There are people ITT who have never eaten at redimacks and waited an hour before it opens to experience it's tasty treats
Please dont fuck this up St Louis. The hawks are just so calm no matter the situation, I cant see st louis winning this game.
Are they going to regress as hard as the Avs and Flames did?
>>67101945
Dude, and you wonder why you're fat!
>>67102289
yes unless they bolster their offence
>>67102289
They'll be fine. They drafted Crouse last year and will still get a decent first rounder this year.
Probably won't do as historically-well next year, but they should be a wild card at least.
Wasn't a goal.
who can stop us?
Blackhawks complete their 7 game sweep of the Blues tonight. It is known.
>>67102404
>that third period black-hole tier collapse
lel
we comin for dat butt
>>67102413
Literally any team still in the playoffs will booty blast u guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W38hT-OlERc meanwhile in Finland
>>67102413
st louis
chicago
anaheim
nashville
any team with a competent defense
>>67102237
>The hawks are just so calm no matter the situation, I cant see st louis winning this game.
Honestly, im not sure how they werent shook when 3 unanswered goals were scored in 1 period. Slowly and surely came back and put the game away.
St Louis with a history of choking, just doesnt seem like they have it in them to really put the game away.
>>67102289
Absolutely.
>all those meme players putting up unsustainable numbers
>bustk0v spilling spaghetti like the bust he is
>jagr looking ancient and gone cold
>louongo choking again and aging
>incredibly high PDO
leafs/avs/flames/panthers, the only question is who will be the meme team next year
Chicago will win easy, screencap this and I will personally assure you that they cannot lose.
If they lose, I will never come here again :)
>>67102440
>>67102445
>>67102499
I bet Teuvo will score a hat trick too, right Olli? ;)
>>67102499
thank you based meme magic
>>67102413
the blackhawks in the second round
>>67102523
>>67102523
>most overrated finn ever
No, he will not record a point tonight
>>67102477
Why can't Loluongo win a ring? Why couldn't the Nucks get him one/
Caps Pens who ya like?
Caps get the edge in goaltending and slightly in special teams. Both teams are pretty deep with solid top two lines and decent checking/energy lines. Pens have more speed and can really punish you on a bad pinch. Caps may have the edge in coaching. Pens got the momentum for what that's worth.
I think Caps have a slight edge overall but it probably goes 7.
>>67102571
>why couldn't someone get a ring on a canadian team
you answered your own question
>>67102615
The difference maker will be Holtby.
>>67100565
The YeSUV
>>67100565
BASED HONKY
>>67100933
>>67102615
Pen in 5
>>67102707
>anime
Get out
>>67102615
big game bill in 6
>>67102732
Complaining about anime on 4chan
>>67102786
>anime on my /sp/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>739 posts
>11 posters
This is allowed on /sp/ why?
>>67099850
I am
>>67102815
71 posters you fucking retarded sperg
>>67102686
He'll be big. Unsung is the Caps top two D pairings who have played great in front of him- note how many shots the Flyers mustered in the last two games. Alzner and Niskanen have been huge.
>>67102615
Wishing Ovie suprises Pens. Tbh I don't know how long the Caps can go on with Kuzy Burakovsky Williams etc. getting big minutes while producing absolutely nothing. Though the team was supposed to be deep but so far only 1st line has shown up offensively.
is /hoc/ team sid or team ovi?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10049499
>>67102815
here's your (you)
>>67102815
>rags
>>67102809
How bout sports anime as a compromise, anon-kun?
>>67102551
>le yelling swearing intense man
>>67102897
post butt pls
>>67102853
Second line created a ton of chances in the first series but couldn't bury it- analytics were solid. Kuzy is hungry as fuck but at times Burakovsky was an anchor. They'll bury some
