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>>67093992
I know.
>Currently playing at close to his full potential
>Might have problems with injuries
>Fairly inconsistent performer
>>67093994
I had doubts about him, I really did, but he came trough for me racking up 20 goals and 13 assists playing as either a Target man or a Deep lying forward.
>>67094049
>>67094079
But the man that sealed the deal is him. 20 goals and 8 assists.
>>67094090
I think I can still make a few bucks off him, only bought him for 500k this summer
but it's more a subconscious, everpresent sense of dread than about a specific player. I have nightmares where everything I see or touch turns out to be injury prone and near its full potential at 20
>>67094108
Our 3rd goal scorer was a winger unsurprisingly.
Now I need 2 new CB's and probably FB's as well. Those are the weakest links. We had the far best GD yet finished 3rd. Unacceptable.
>>67094139
>Having FM nightmares
When autism goes too far
>tfw first performance with my band this friday
>the normies in my band (everyone but me, I'm the autist) want to wear all black for some fucking reason
How do I let them know that it's pretty cringy without sounding like a dick?
>>67094148
Honourable mention goes to our 3rd choice striker. He did what needed to be done when he was picked.
Sadly I don't think he'll be getting much more chances next year.
>>67094188
4chan removed my trip for no reason at all.
>winning the league with 1+ games left so you can play all of your over-the-hill retiring veterans in a goodbye tour
Yay
>tfw looking trough Sky bet league 1 relegated teams and all their players are GOAT compared to mine
G-guys
>tfw getting into a new save for the first time in months
http://www.givemesport.com/692364-jerome-sinclair-decides-to-quit-liverpool-this-summer
>Sinclair (Cautious): I'm concerned that I'm not being featured enough in your first team plans, I'm good enough to be playing a lot more than I currently am
>Klopp (Calm): I will give you a chance in the first team in cup games, I expect you to perform.
>Sinclair (Assertive): I AM NOT HAPPY HOW YOU HAVE DEALT WITH THIS
>>67094458
why doesn't this happen in LLM lads?
http://as.com/videos/2016/04/24/portada/1461517577_883054.html
>reserve match 2 days before league match
>set unfit key player to "available for reserves for 20 minutes"
>he plays the full 90
>76% fitness for the real game
>>67094898
outplayed.
Legend.
for those who don't know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRq43Qf67lE
>>67094580
BLOOTAH
>make £5m offer for player
>FC Copenhagen are too disappointed with the offer made to immediately respond
>make £7m offer
>immediately accepted
JUST
nth for just money launder my shit up senpai
>>67095007
>Dalmussie FF
>signs brittish lad
Checks out
>Look for affiliate clubs for my US team
>Board comes back with Club America
I hold my hooligans to standards. I don't want chicanos ruining my games.
anyone want me to stream? daisy in the room but will feature much less and i'll just continue onward with dartford
>>67095289
Ok fine
>>67095289
Is daisy the drunk slut?
>>67095309
live cunts
currently 3rd in the league with a game in hand to potentially take the top spot by a point
who will win this year??? find out
>>67095327
probably just starting to sober up at this point
I just want to point out that Woking got promoted too.
They came up with me from the Vanarama national. Good lads.
>>67095244
my squad is full of British lads lad
I would sign more Iraqis and Syrians if they weren't so shite
Need a cheesy striker I can get for around 2M, any ideas?
>>67095441
Pato, Bas Dost, Cyle "Big Black Canadian" Larin
>>67095441
Here's a winger you can get for 2 mil from Shrewsbury
They must be on a hell of a trip.
>>67095244
o i get ya, thought we left bigotry to /pol/. Kurds are alright m8
>give a big headstart at the beginning of the season only to crush the dreams of other teams who wanted to be the champions later on
who /mischevious/ here
>>67095289
Some of these quotes are pretty funn imo
"I will beat you"
Im sat here thinking, at what, chess?
"he didnt get it in did he"
"im trying not to"
well youre streaming FM in front of her you autist so that much is obvious
>>67095289
Nothing wrong with Daisy but the other guy yesterday was pretty disruptive
>>67095289
link?
>>67095590
twitch /mtsc2
>>67095465
>>67095498
Got this lad offered, might bang.
>>67095843
Wow. That brings back the memories
>The city of Stoke
I have no idea why my board made them an affiliate.
>
>The city of my team
Just had to terminate Iheanacho's loan because of how good Valentino Lazaro and Alexandre Pato looked in preseason
>Bendtner was released on a free today
top kek
>>67096265
>inb4 NYCFC signs him, completing my shame
And I wasted 30M€+ for that shit. Useless crap.
>>67096295
>a comfortable 5-0 humbling of Maribor
>>67096265
>3 goals in 31 games
I might have made a mistake. I don't know what I was thinking. The press was pressuring me, clubs were gonna bid, I panic bought.
>>67094188
"i dont want to wear black desu lads, it's pretty lame"
>>67096344
They also were my last match of the season and I won 1-0. They still finished 3rd for EL.
The only thing that bothers me on FM15 is where the hell does the EL place you'd obtain in cup go when you set the cup as "only the winner qualifies". I really have to check that after the playoffs, because it seems very random unlike in FM16 where it goes to the best non-qualified team in the league like it should.
>>67094188
Wear football jerseys
>>67096265
>Bendtner, 28, had been asked to stay away from the club's training ground following a series of off-the-field incidents, including posing for an Instagram photograph next to a Mercedes, a rival to the club's main sponsor Volkswagen.
corporate fascism tbqh mi familia
Back-to-back Ballon d'Or.
>tfw can't watch mitch stream cuz I have a girl in the room that doesn't want me to play "that fucking game" again.
Yes? No?
>>67096503
Fall out boy did it, you can't go wrong
>>67096560
>can't cross or dribble
>mediocre acceleration
>stays back at all times
looks like a pretty decent centre back, but I imagine you can find better. he's definitely not a wingback.
>>67096528
Yeah I thought that was a bit harsh too but still can't deny he is a cunt and thinks he is much better than he actually is
>>67096560
>Crossing: 3
You already know the answer
>>67096551
unlucky butters :( girls are for losers anyway
>>67096560
Oops, he's a central defender, not a wingback. My excuse is that I have two sunkissed Belgian defenders I'm looking at
>>67096563
That looks more like billyherrington.
>>67096597
Let him light it up here. American soccer needs more memes. And he can fulfill his god complex to a bunch of euroboos.
>>67096608
I'll watch it later I guess.
>>67096597
Don't get me wrong, he sucks
But the creeping "all individuals must bow in servitude before the brand" attitude that's pervading sports is gross.
Especially when Germans do it. Individuals bowing before the might of the brand hasn't played out very well in their past.
>>67096617
If Aniki blessed my team by wearing their jersey, we wouldn't be so shit tbqh senpai.
>>67096664
That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard. He doesn't have to play for Wolfsburg.
>>67096664
His wage is practically paid by Wolkswagen. He kicks a ball on a grassy field and earns millions.
The least he could do is show some god damn respect and loyalty at least while living of them.
>>67096725
Honestly, Lescott didn't get fired for this didn't expect anyone to
>>67096686
If that situation were unique to Wolfsburg you'd have a point. But if every team acts like that, then the choice in where to play is increasingly dictated by what corporate products you must or must not include in your lifestyle. That's obscene and icky in a cyberpunk dystopia kinda way.
Plus, you misunderstand Americans. Corporate oligarchy is just a cancerous outgrowth of our cultural love of individual freedom, which we then graft (unfortunately) on to personal choices in business. Choosing to be personally sponsored by a company is one thing. Having sponsorship dictated to you by the people who pay your salary is different.
>>67096775
Stop spreading these dangerous ideas.
RIGHT NOW
>tfw can't watch Mitch's stream because normielife got in the way
baka desu famalam
At least I get mad money I guess
>>67096775
My god, an American who is self-aware
>>67096867
Do you work for
SUP
ERC
ELL
?
>>67096770
What the fuck has that to do with anything?
It's different when you literally play for a club founded by volkswagen while also being sponsored by volkswagen.
In fact the city Wolfsburg is based on god damn Volkswagen. He didn't just flip off the club and its corporate sponsors, he flipped of the entire city that his club represents.
>>67096910
If you don't follow Aston Villa's collapse that's on you.
If you did, you would know how it's comparable
>>67097027
How is a random fuckface at Aston Villa posting a mercedes comparable to what happened at Wolfsburg?
>>67096867
>Yid
>Get ejected one round earlier
>Receive twice the money
Chelski won against ManSheikty in the finals. Also, my cheese is with 12 goals the best scorer of CL... alongside TSUUUUUUUUUUUU who's apparently first. Probably because playoff goals aren't valued as much; my cheese doesn't strike the penaldos.
Just another dartford day
>>67097768
Case in point.
Sold this guy for 10M€. Feels like I'm being jewed.
>Jewventus want me to interview with them after rejecting Farca
>I just want to coach my comfy MLS team to North American Champions League Glory
What do I do?
I don't like cats
>>67098055
stay
>>67098055
There should be a handy button marked "Reject interview"
>>67098065
>buying into the furry jew
Don't do this lads
>>67098055
Go to South America (Brazil, Mexico) if you wanna stay comfy.
>>67098091
>>buying into the furry jew
>Don't do this lads
What did he mean by this?
What a way to start the season. Cumfy 2-0 win and my newly acquired striker scores coming of the bench on his debut.
>>67098244
He called you a furry jew.
West Brom can barely even get out of their own half
Oh nice, but not unexpected.
>The club isn't very high on the North American Champions' League
>>67098307
Just the way they like it. Then they'll score off a corner kick at the other end in the 34th minute and take the 0-1 lead
>>67098321
>Coeff rankings raises more than reputation
Nice. For once the difference between the two is remotely useful.
>>67098338
for lester's sake I hope you're right, but I think spurs are too good and have too much energy for that. I can see west brom getting ploughed 4-0
I'm genuinely upset.
What a coincidence!
>>67098488
Better without the face tbqh
>>67098450
>MLS with relegation
what is this
>>67096446
>The last EL spot goes to a D3 team
FM15 literally doesn't know how to handle this.
>>67098488
It's reputation. Don't get your knickers in a twist about muh not realistic we're a good club!
>>67098594
I never did, I just found it ironic.
>>67098566
It's wonderful. There's only 1 relegation spot per division, so lower league shills get BTFO every other year when Colorado and New England somehow magically gets promoted after the Cosmos get 11 points on the years
Anyone deep into their save have results of the CSL? Has Guangzhou been the best forever?
Kek
>>67099010
Tip top. Never has happened to me however in any league/save I've played, and I had bad matches.
>>67099010
>>67099102
Had a 12 yellow card game where I had 6. League never had the balls to fine me though
>Board doesn't care about the CL
>Fans don't either
>literally 3 goals in first 6 minutes and it doesn't look like it's getting any better for other team
>only 8k fans there to see
At least they're getting a show.
Fucking CFG teams...
What's the over under on the final score?
>>67099526
7-0 or 6-1
anyone seeing any blatant fuck ups with this formation
I just used it and won 3-0 but it is a fuckin odd one
>>67099778
>the city of Middlesbrough
If I have to guess I'll say they're getting relegated from the championship this year.
Never forget.
What do you guys think Craig Gardener does on a sunny sunday afternoon when he's at home?
Well then. This is as far as we go I guess.
>it's a fringe DM scores hat trick episode
>>67100234
Had that in the 7-1, he scored 4
MOM right here. The fucker saved all of them point blank. Fucking hell, we put 4 past a championship side and then this.
LEICESTER WINS LOL
>the city of Lloris
>spuds
>>67100234
>it's a horrifically unfit wingback scores a brace against his team's biggest rivals episode
I think I've been on the receiving end of this before
>>67099526
6-1
>Will Proudfoot: That's the first time a player has scored for 3 teams in the same game!
kek
>It's a Bas Dost is only onside once episode
ahahahah >SPUDS
it's actually happening
literally and unironically
It's over
>Keep doing as well as before
>The Board's confidence keeps melting away
Guess I spent too much money despite us getting richer. R.I.P. my save, I'll go waste some time (A.K.A. shitposting) doing something else I suppose.
Kante, Drinky, all the boys
Leicester literally are going to win the league now because we know Chelsea would give them 3 points
>Leicester can win it all by beating Man U this weekend
[>VAN LAAL INTENSIFIES]
I STUCK BY MY GUNS
>>67101446
>Shit normies keep saying just because Hazard insinuated Chelsea would prefer Leicester to win it over Spurs
Guarantee if it does come down to the final day Chelsea won't just roll over and let them win.
>>67101594
>It's because Chelsea would give them the 3 points, not because Chelsea are shit or anything
I hope Leicester win the title soonish so Newcastle can have a good go at winning our last three games
>>67101318
physically?
>tfw TV died and now you have to watch Star Trek on your laptop
p-pls, I wanted to qualify for the CL
>>67101779
that's debatable I suppose
there is no physical table that the entire leicester city team is on top of
>>67101840
Well a stage is basically a low-sitting table. And the trophy is presented on a stage...
I think it fits.
>>67101594
>let them win.
It's like Chelsea are good enough to be able to stop them winning
>>67101926
good enough for me
they didn't even need Nen this time, just the ref
pricks
>Daisy's tactic is the fucking GOAT
amusing shit right here
>>67102540
>tfw Daisy achieves promotion easier than mitch does
>Mitch trying to ride Daisy's coattails
>Farca
something about the way the pic of his face is lit had me convinced he was a regen for a second
>620+ league appearances for brighton
>now putting in decent performances in the PL
>not even considered an icon
harsh
>>67102540
>>67102643
>tfw Daisy uses her brain
>tfw the United Kingdom of Mitch
I'd probably come and directly shitpost if my internet wasn't so shit.
>Mitch such a bad manager he is getting outdone by someone who thinks 2-4-3-1 is a good formation
Hi
I have fm15, is getting fm16 worth it?
>>67102755
Did you like FM15? Then you'll probably like FM16
The question is if it's still worth getting this late in the footie season
>>67102755
>Play demo
>Decide for yourself
>>67102755
The improvements are very minor, and CWB(A) is a staple. Crosses will kill you. It's a matter of viewpoint, I wouldn't but you can indulge if it's on a great sale.
>>67102751
>2-4-3-1 isnt a good formation
>>67102755
I think FM16 is as good as FM16
>>67102799
Release is always late October/early November so tbf to him waiting for 17 would still be 6 months wait
>>67102834
Good post
>>67102755
desu, if you still enjoy FM15 then stick with that.
the FM15 match engine is genuinely more balanced, or at least thats how I remember it. FM 16 is all about crossing cheese and wingbacks.
>She will never give you tactical advice and cuddle in her wine vomit
>>67102868
>people are starting to have rose tinted glasses for 15
I'd really say 16 is better on the whole. Maybe 15's match engine was slightly better although I'm not sure I even agree with that but so much else about 15 was much buggier.
>>67102332
Pellegrini reincarnated into a player?
>My Wingbacks are getting called offside
>>67102947
>>67102868
I actually dropped FM16 for FM15 due to the match engine. Obviously FM15 isn't as up to date not only concerning players but also concerning rules and structures, it is also filled with countless cheese, but the match engine is far more balanced than the crossing party FM16 is.
>I didn't hurt her, I slapped her once
>>67102947
no, its probably just that the ME in 15 was more in line with what I believe should be good/bad.
I hate wingplay in real life, and
>wingers
was a solid meme back then (and it had been for years). This year I find myself forced to use le pacy black men on the wings to cross it in and get easy goals because its easier to win this way, and I dislike that
Are all my players' offsides because they're trying to get used to the formation?
>Daisy quitting while she's ahead in the game
Smart
>>67103069
>Your tactics
>Your players being fast AND retarded in addition to your tactics
>Your opponent exploiting that by playing the offside trap
You'll still pick up a few offsides every now and then.
>>67103121
Yeah, teaching Bas Dost to beat the OT and hoping it works
>>67102950
naw, he's a sicilian turbomanlet with glass legs
takes a mean free kick though
>Mitch casually claiming that he secured promotion when Daisy did all the dirty work
>>67103069
just drop marco reus already, he's fucking shit
>>67103254
If I had Reus, he'd probably bag 5 after you said that.
That's a lot of days to simulate guys what am I supposed to do
>>67103285
>being offside every 15 minutes
and people wonder why I dislike this eternal choker
>Physio tells me 2 players on my u-18s got dead legs
Time to fire some physios
>>67103681
>tfw I don't have any physios for my u-18s
Must've quit knowing I was gonna fire them
>tfw rewatching Seinfeld from the beginning for the hundredth time
good feels 2bh.
Manchester Asda brings in 'quiet hour' for autistic shoppers
>"When we open the doors you will be able to hear a pin drop. That's the plan," Mr Lea told the Manchester Evening News.
WE ARE SAVED
>>67103792
>when we open the doors you will be able to hear a pin drop
this is my personal nightmare.
>>67103792
Hoping there will be pics when they do this, will be making mad OC if there is
>>67103834
>>67103792
sounds awful. but still not as bad as when they cover up silence with muzak. especially around christmas.
>>67103750
too bad it will take you 8 seasons before you get to the best bit of the series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhpkt5QhUNY
>>67103879
it teaches the value of patience and perseverance.
>>67103834
It won't work anyway, some mongo shelf stacker will drop a bottle or something and all the autists easily upset by loud noises will freak out and stampede which will upset and freak out the autists that aren't upset by loud noises. People will die.
>>67103301
Take over a club.
>Bayern release 35 year old Müller
>Müller retires without considering any other clubs
>We higher Müller as a fitness coach
I'm okay with this.
>>67103949
>not hiring him as a player/coach
errors.png
>>67103949
>higher
>England striker Jamie Vardy will miss Leicester's visit to Manchester United on Sunday after being banned for an additional game for improper conduct.
FA really don't want Leicester to win
>>67103965
I tried to sign him as a player.
His agent said he wasn't fielding any offers while Müller considered retirement.
>>67103976
Fuck man that's like the 3rd time in 48 hours I've made a stupid error like that.
>>67103976
>Native speakers
>>67104015
>Fuck man that's like the 3rd time in 48 hours I've made a stupid error like that.
Yeah I go through patches of doing things like that too.
Lately if I'm typing any even remotely lengthy post I often find if I read it back I've missed a word out in one out of about every 3 or 4 sentences.
>>67104002
Fucking ABLs.
#rekt
>>67104188
Why is Hugh Laurie managing Watford?
>these fucking wages
>>67104205
They have lupus (pls get the double joke)
>>67104235
shit no that'd only be a double joke if it was Wolves, not Watford. never mind
>>67104263
>>67104235
>>67104235
>>67104263
>>67104289
>>67104300
>>67104235
>>67104263
>>67104319
>>67104235
>>67104263
It was almost a good joke though and that is all that matters
>>67104351
>implying I'd have a cat
Multiple dogs masterrace coming through
>>67104356
cheers lad
>>67104263
>>67104382
>Multiple dogs masterrace coming through
>>67104382
>not having multiple cats
marq pls
>Jumping Reach 10
Why. I would've saved so much money.
>>67104438
my sister is allergic to cats but not dogs. my oldest one passed away a few weeks ago
>>67104486
Is it feels hour already?
>>67104486
>allergies are the issue
>not even your allergies
>>67104517
always
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3557755/Chelsea-told-meet-Dominic-Solanke-s-50-000-week-pay-demands-risk-losing-England-21-international.html
>18 years old
>17 minutes of first team football
>Wants 50k/w
>Is a literally who?
Top kek. If this is true (because you know, >Daily Mail) then I guarantee that guy becomes a massive cunt and flops hard.
jesus christ its everywhere. on my normiebook feed
>>67104651
Doesn't seem like a normal daily mail article. Are they suggesting you can get cancer if you aren't paid enough?
>>67104814
>tfw no this, that, and the other
>>67104750
Autism awareness month la
You always see terrible copy and paste things like that for whatever awareness month it is
>>67104878
>tfw no feels awareness month
>>67104878
>Tfw have semi-autistic brother
>tfw he's the best Center-Back on his team
Maybe if her kid had talent she wouldn't have to complain about it.
>>67104750
dumb bitch, by definition they are 'strange'
this just happend
>playing 442
>>67104988
great post
>>67104988
Even the cat knows you're fucking up
>>67104988
>not having a keeper on the bench.png
>>67105099
>tfw the dingo will never eat your baby
>>67105180
>>67105111
Family guy references are the most subtly unsubtle references in entertainment.
>>67105295
You're just disappointed that the first person you talked to on the subway after not talking to anyone for thirty years was the best man at a lesbian wedding/
>>67105045
ffs frigo
RIP CW
>>67105451
RIP Chill. It was fun while it lasts.
>Banned for stating facts
RIP Chill.
F
So Leicester can win the league against United right?
>>67105714
Can: Yes
Will: Probably
>>67105714
yes
been a united fan all my life and i legitimately want to them to lose bad
>>67105851
You can still cheer for a win knowing Leicester can seal it the following week, Everton couldn't beat Mitch's Dartford right now
feels good desu
>>67105976
Spuds have the fa paid off though
I expect more refball like mosses shit in the next few games
>>67106011
>2067/68
wew
What's a good age to stick a youngin' on a cup squad?
>>67106215
10.
