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5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (TBA)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
2nd for GSP GOAT
Quick reminder that Mighty Mouse aint shit, you kraut faggot.
ngannou
>>67085420
>P4P #2 in the world
>aint shit
wew lad wew
Ngannou
>>67085440
>i believe that mm would beat cruz because rogaine spammed it for 50 shows straight that he's the best
>>67085420
>stop liking fighters I don't like
>>67085454
>>67085454
delete this
![EplNOw6[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DyBmuD7.gif "EplNOw6[1].gif")
>>67085476
>>67085420
forgot .gif
how long does le iv usada man last this time? Feeling a 2nd round ko via question mark kick by the genetic god
As you are now
who do you think you could beat in the ufc?
Hard mode has to be in the same weight class as you no so fast everyone picking manlets
How does it go down?
>>67085378
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEE_aJ3sBxB/
^ i think jones might have got rocked in the fight last night,
>>67085529
mm wins cause rogaine said so
Big Brown 205 when?
>>67085468
that's not what I said though
>>67085440
Being pound for pound anything is a meaningless, manufactured statistic.
>>67085476
Nah I'm just thwarting your ridiculous Zuffa shilling where you call Mighty Mouse one of the best fighters of all time.
>>67085523
>am LW/WW
I'm fucked man. Unless I get CM Punk.
This EBI fight is pretty spicy
mm would wreck me IRL but he'd still be a manlet
>USADA happens
>Aldo loses
>Weidman loses
>Pettis can't stop losing
>Big Pigg can't get out of the 1st round
WEW
>>67085512
2 rounds max vs anti-anti-biotic Luke
>>67085538
B I G
L
I
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N
>>67085545
Swab is actaully not good looking at all from that angel, dude looks like a fish with small eyes
>>67085564
wtf was pettis ever using pre-USADA
he was always scrawny and prone to injury
and it's not like he's gassing now, he just has no answer for pressure
>>67085523
Literally no one, cause I'm not a trained fighter.
>>67085529
I didn't realize Cruz was such a manlet.
anyone watching ebi?
![Mjig8i7[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fb8MVFn.gif "Mjig8i7[1].gif")
>>67085549
>Nah I'm just thwarting your ridiculous Zuffa shilling where you call Mighty Mouse one of the best fighters of all time.
link a post where I said that. Literally all I posted is
>MM could have a competitive fight with Dom Cruz
>>67085538
what porno is this the start to?
>>67085549
It's essentially a speculative measurement of skill. Not meaningless at al but there's a lot of debate over who's placed where because it is speculative.
>>67085523
I could heem shogun desu, leg kicks to death
>>67085551
>>67085597
i'm not trained either but i reckon i could take the fist
>Cody Pfister
>not watching EBI
http://taima.tv/r/mma
![463201802-lightweight-cody-pfister-poses-for-a-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e9lIh3u.jpg "463201802-lightweight-cody-pfister-poses-for-a-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>67085657
good one. But Pfister is kinda scary, I'd be scared he'd try to bite my dick or something
>>67085378
Does Holly use PEDs too?
>>67085689
>Not watching the HD YT stream
Bud.
when will cm cuck fight? if they stretch out more mandrama fans will probably just forget about him
>>67085618
Last thread, multiple times. You know it, don't deny it.
>>67085631
It completely ignores the style considerations from weight class to weight class. The skill of fighters can appear wildly different depending on who they've fought, when they've fought them and in what weight class. It is absolutely meaningless, and pretty much purely a marketing tool.
>>67085689
I'm watching the new Louis Theroux doc
>>67085538
dafuq are they listing to?!!
Seeing Romeo in the background making stupid faces makes me sad. Will the meme ever end /heem/, are John and Romeo fucking in the low, is MMA dead?
Lads, do you think mm winning in the fashion he did, makes him a much bigger draw now?
>nate niaz ufc 200 press conference
>27:11---28:08
topkek of keks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCsNAye8AdY
>>67085483
dad stop embarrassing me
>>67085795
Well he was already a bigger draw, this last fight actually got an iota of interest in it. The crowd actually gave a shit.
I think Twitch is more to blame than anything else.
>>67085795
I don't think so, especially since there are literally no intriguing matchups left.
>>67085800
Conor doesn't want to face Nate anymore for any pre-fight promotion. All Nate has to say is that he whooped his ass in the previous fight. He's shook 100%.
>le weed jitsu man wearing glasses
I thought that shit fixed everything
>>67085795
https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/724089219677863936
He's got that twitch crowd now, it's all over.
>>67085800
>Conor so shook by Nate he refused to show up to a presser
>>67085549
>Implying he is not clearly the greatest 125er of all time
>it is what it is
>>67085730
>It is absolutely meaningless
if you say so lad
>>67085906
How do you actually earn money over Twitch? Donations and adspace?
>>67085940
>Donations and adspace?
And Subscriptions which is a steady donation every month or so
>>67085917
Yes, and none of them come close to being the best fighters of all time. Most of their top fifteen came from middling bantamweights dropping down.
>>67085925
I've got a lot to say, 'lad' and you don't have shit to say back.
>>67085940
show off your tits and ass and play dota
>>67085880
fuck --- we knew that when nate entered the post fight conference
Why is Conor ducking Yair?
>>67085984
>People fighting out of their weightclass are not as good as the people who are long time fighters in that weight class
you dont fucking say
who else here going on vacation?
i might visit /ck/
>>67085940
>Run ads during broadcast.
>Subscribers (Its $5 to sub, sub gets half of that, other half goes to twitch. That can be renegotiated once you get bigger, making like $3.50-4 for the streamer per sub.)
>Donations, which can be lucrative if you wrangle the right goofs into your "community"
>Sponsors (PC building companies, peripherals, games, etc.)
>Companies will pay streamers to do 12-24hr marathons and play X amount of hours of their new games.
can we just agree that conor is ducking the press?
>>67086026
I go to /fit/ occasionally to see where the manlet bar is set. I think it's 6'2" and under now.
>>67086040
>can we just agree that conor is ducking nate diaz?
FTFY
it is what it is lads
>>67086033
>>67085969
I see, thanks. That actually sounds like a pretty good deal, how much do you recon a streamer like MM makes per month?
>>67086022
They were long time fighters in that weightclass though. 125 is arguably when we stop getting out of fariness and into freakshow territory. The division is basically the Mighty Mouse show, and they've got an even lower finishing rate than the women. The champion literally has the highest average fight time in the UFC. It's time to end flyweight, it is a bust.
>>67085940
you can make a lot through donations
im sure he could pull a few grand a month from it easily if he streams a few days a week
some of the channels for his like LOL and DOTA probably get 5 figures a month from it
plus the more popular channels always get lots of company's wanting referrals / ads on the page
>>67086026
I check out /lit/ and /fa/ every now and then, but both are pretty much useless, /fa/ especially. But I frequently see Lithcuck posting his face there, which lightens my mood.
>>67086091
I agree, 135 would be a fantastic division if it wasn't for 125
>>67085999
is Conor that mentally weak that he can't even face Nate because of that lose. If he really believed in himself he would be pumped to fight Nate again, look him dead in the eye and tell him I'm going to finish you this time watch burrito.
>>67086091
>lower finishing rate than the women
Since becoming champion DJ has finished all but 1 of his fights
>>67086082
I have no idea. idk how many subscribers he has.
Scott Jorgunson does it too
>>67086082
Not sure really. There are some streamers with 8000+ subscribers per month, so you can do the math on that one. Its enough that you'll see them buying new cars and houses out of the money they make, so its substantial, but that's only the upper 5%.
On Twitch its really about creating a community that buys in. There are some streamers who do 20-39k viewers average, and hit 60k+ viewers during new popular games/tournaments, so they will obviously make bank based on viewer counts alone. But there are also streamers who average hundreds to 2k viewers who make a living off of it, because they get those people to buy in and donate/sub.
>>67086115
never could get into /fa/ but by the way lithcuck takes photos of himself i wouldn't put it past him to be a fashionista
>>67086040
every variable must be the same, except doing media, training, trash talking or having a fight at all
>>67086155
First of all, you're a liar.
Secondly, I wasn't talking about Demetrious Johnson specifically. The entire division is pretty awful.
>>67086115
/lit/ is stupid enough with
>huh whats that you couldn't understand this autistic retards incomprehensible writing style
your a pleb
see blood meridian
I prefer Ngannouposting to Schaubposting.
ben askren beats every ufc ww except demian maia
>>67086133
conor (and ronda) didn't just lose --- they got broken.
>>67086192
>First of all, you're a liar.
My mistake your right. But since being at 125 his finishing rate is much more impressive then most fighters in every weight class
>>67086221
Ben beats no UFC fighters because he'll never be signed.
>mm is 5'3
>rogaine barely taller
>it is a known fact he wears heels
wtf? is rogaine like 5'4???
>>67086211
they also discuss the same 6 books over and over, it's ridiculous. There used to be a regular German lit thread every Thursday I think, which was decent, but it kinda stopped.
>>67086219
good lad
>>67086255
congratulations canada, that's the only correct answer to that statement
you are probably not adan
>>67086082
>how much do you recon a streamer like MM makes per month?
It basically comes down to how loyal your viewers are. It's actually amazing how many guys will just donate $5 here or there just because they like you.
Who here actually has a crew?
>>67086221
If he's getting exposed on the feet by no-name Russians I think somebody like Lawler would absolutely annihilate him.
>>67086296
>you are probably not adan
you say that with disdain as though I didn't win the picks just last night faggot lol btfo enjoy it bud
>>67086343
fucked up part is that would actually be one of the worst crews you could run into in terms of picking a fight with the wrong people
might draw either diaz brother, jake shields, or a giblert, or some random cesar gracie black belt in jewjitsew
>>67086343
One time I ran into a guy I went to high school with, I played football with him and he was super wasted
I was like "dude fuck, it's been years! how the fuck have ya been?" and immediately he goes "how bout, how bout your crew vs my crew? your crew, my crew, wanna go?"
I'm like "dude, you remember so and so, and this dude, and this guy are my buddies right? Like you realize what you're saying?" and right away he's like "ANON! Dude! I forgot man how are ya!" as though he didn't just call me on. Felt good but fuck some people are obsessed with that crew shit
![9ww933h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FANytsn.jpg "9ww933h[1].jpg")
>>67086382
lets not forget about that giant token black dude (ironically wearing white). It's a solid crew, overall, not sure if there's a better one in MMA. Pic related comes to mind
>>67086396
>>67086343
i always laugh when memesters shitpost asking who would win in a hypotheical street fight no rules, pro MMA fighter vs ____
all those guys are sport fighters but always go out in public with a giant crew, i roll my eyes when people say why would they go to the ground or grapple, well they have their entire crew their giving them the opportunity to fight any way they want
going against a pro MMA fighter and their crew in a street fight is stupid but memesters have to meme
>>67086459
jelly I won the picks and you didn't tyreese?
>>67086425
that's another godawful crew to run into
all about that vale tudo life so would literally murder you on concrete
>>67085512
>Beat a Silva who wasn't taking the fight seriously
>Won the rematch on a fluke leg break
>Beat two old fuck Brazilians who don't belong anywhere near the top ten, let alone in a title fight
>Got btfo the first time he was forced to put the title on the line against a true alpha American
When are Weidman fags finally going to admit that he was exposed?
>>67086490
this, good post
>>67086490
Luke's style is basically a hard counter to Chris'.
Chris will adapt and give Luke a much more competitive fight this time around. I daresay Chris could even win.
![homeWholeTeam1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yAjOT1t.jpg "homeWholeTeam1[1].jpg")
>>67086486
here's another one, albeit not as dangerous, especially now that Benavidez and Dillashaw are gone
when will they learn?
>>67085523
I could probably beat Struve. I'd have to drop a hundred pounds though and even then he'd have a foot and a half on me.
>>67086525
>The Chris wins
>Instant rematch for Luke
>>67086525
>>67086525
Chris was mounting something of a comeback before the memekick, but I wonder how much Luke's illness played into his cardio
>>67086529
kek this is the most homoerotic shit on earth
>>67086525
>>67086579
I'm on the fence actually
>>67085538
>>67086529
More likely to invite you to their party than beat you to death
as a former skatefag in HS i hespect Rockhold so much he was so close to going pro in skateboarding and or surfing, imagine Weidman could still have his belt if Luke choice that path instead of grappling then MMA,
who /ngannou/ here?
>>67086687
he needs a PR guy to make him seem like less of a dick
the last interview i saw was ok he had reeled his cockiness back a bit
but since winning the belt he has come across as an arrogant prick
arrogance is ok if you have charisma but luke has no charisma
>qt Asian won
yay!
>>67086687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXwAy0YVUNM
>>67086664
good be pretty dope though, if we're being fair
http://i.imgur.com/pEEDC3h.gif
>>67085564
>USADA happens
>MM still king
>Queen Cupcake, the champion women's bantamweight deserves
>Wonderboy smashed Big Rigg
>new-ish like-able Bisbong closer to title shot than ever
>JBJ ripped as ever
Feelsgood
![QZDXRRU[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Xvl2mu.jpg "QZDXRRU[1].png")
What is he telling her about, /heem/?
Who /mandrama/ here?
>>67086886
he's clapping because she said she could literally heem anyone in the arena
>>67086886
>This is how much DC is gonna have to suck
>>67086886
Ay yo Jon
>>67086796
You don't seem to understand what charisma is. It's pretty different from being well-mannered and polite
>>67086825
Definitely looks better than being set upon by animals from the stockton zoo of slaps and botany
>there are """"people"""" here who wouldn't fuck the shit out of claudia
>>67086886
I feel like DC is in never ending pain.
>ywn witness the kama sutra / bjj mashup of a gadelha / aldo f-sesh
Noice final fight
>>67087107
I'd actually push her shit in because she has a dick so I'd have to fuck her ass
>>67086529
When your roidgut stick out further than your pecs
#justfaberthings
Are we pretending again?
>>67087065
no i think it is you that has no idea what charisma is
>>67087107
>implying I wouldn't suck her dick
>>67087296
YOUR ON STERIODS
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/an-academic-analysis-of-jon-jones-and-daniel-cormiers-trash-talk
topkek
>my boy will lose to cruz again
How badly would Gordon Ryan fuck up everyone in the UFC? He just subbed a guy 30 lbs bigger than him.
lads, what color do you think Claudias butthole is?
pink, brown, purple, octarine?
is eddy bravo still fucking that ugly lesbian pornstar?
Anyone else get fucking annoyed with DC commentating the JBJ fight?
>>67087455
definitely octarine terry
>>67087107
hello. i am the anon that said "i'd fuck her" to the tv while my gf sat next to me. you may remember me from such episodes as "my gf stormed off and slammed the bedroom door" and "i didnt get any pussy that night". my gf is speaking to me. she hopes jj beats the fuck out of claudia.
>british """fighters"""
>0(ZERO) ufc champs
>>67085523
I could probably beat most the heavyweights if I was angry. I'm a pretty gentle dude but when I get angry I just fucking lose it. I'd probably get dq'd for not letting go of a choke or continuing to hit them after the ref stopped it of something though.
>>67087578
lol
>>67087405
Faber?
>>67087578
oh ohh we got the hulk in the house
>https://youtu.be/VbXju9DI_Fg
>26:40
Literally mandrama
>>67087593
yes...
Callen knows more about MMA than Schaub
>>67086525
Luke might lose
>>67086687
Most men his age have children in elementary school.
>>67087634
you only just figured this out now?
Bump for muh cuntry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sN27m12s1s
>>67087647
so he's a delayed autistic man child who happens to be MW champ?
>>67087634
whos that?
>>67087641
>Luke might lose
>>67087647
Most men his age are poorfag cucked nu males
>>67087678
Nope. Just gay
>>67086687
>i hespect Rockhold so much he was so close to going pro in skateboarding and or surfing
So what? Why do you respect him for that?
He sure af doesn't look as if he'd come anywhere close to getting paid to skate, tBh.
And bt how old is he? He looks a bit old to be on a skateboard.
>>67087641
>Luke might lose
>all those retards that said OSP would trouble Jones
K e k
>>67085523
Sage Memecut
>>67087578
>>67087911
>he is MUNNNNNSTERRR with WORLD CLASS *insert meme here*
fite fans are a bunch of dumb marks, more news at 11
>>67087911
he was scared shitless in the first round and tired by the 2nd....
he didn't hold his hands up all fight
>>67088142
>>67087578
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
>>67088142
he broke his arm in the first round
>>67086529
i remember when they were on the Simpsons
pic related
>>67088221
and that's why he was gased?
it was 5 rounds of snooze fest
good luck for 200 dana lol
>>67087911
He could have easily troubled Jones. Jones couldn't take him down until he was gassed, and even then only against the cage, and couldn't rock him on the feet. Jones fought a man who was barely fighting back and still couldn't really do much.
Jones could have slammed him a dozen times if he wanted to
I think he was compassionate enough to not take his full rage out on OSP given the circumstances. They had no beef.
>>67088275
On the contrary, OSP was just happy to be there and took it easy on Jones. Threw a couple of punches in the second round that connected and thought "shit, if I keep this up I might knock this overrated bum out and ruin the UFC's plans...I'll let him win now, don't wanna get on anyone's bad books"
Say-Who-Tho got his olympic gold metal ass relegated to fight pass prelims fighting bums.
>>67088330
Askren and DC are disappointed in him.
>>67088275
>le p4p goat black elbow man
>fights in a """""division"""""" where the 6th """"ranked""" opponent isn't a match
the city of JBJ's competition
>>67088349
Cejudo still achieved more than Askren can ever hope to
>>67087578
>if I was angry
that's a terrible way to fight, fighting with emotion usually means L
>>67087634
Bryan is full of shit in everything he talks about.
>>67087634
>le conair would lose against wrestlers man
>>67085587
he's one of them almost handsome dudes whose mother told him he was handsome his whole life and he grew up believing it
>>67087511
He was saying the right things though. Better than Joe Rogan using "championship experience" every other sentence and trying to hype up a lackluster JBJ
>>67086091
>>67086155
>>67086192
>>67086243
do you always talk to yourself on the spanish bullfighting forums ?
>>67085545
would
>>67085795
no one cares about that manlet, let alone your shitty "sport".
>>67085795
I literally think that he did won some viewers.
He is becoming bigger on twitch for sure, eventually that would translate to his fighting carrer.
>>67088461
He would
Full camp Mendes would unironically beat him
>>67088221
no he broke his arm at weigh ins
>>67088675
Mendes would unironically be the 135 champ if he moves down
Frank would be fighting cruz for the belt rn if conair didnt duck him. He would be the first simultaneous double champ
>>67088533
Idk the whole LOOK HE HIT HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD LOOK LOOK nonsense was annoying. That and he we wouldn't shut the fuckkkk up.
>>67088821
he likes being juiced up too much to make 135
>>67088821
One year ago maybe
>>67088821
>he doesn't hank cruz
one of the surest ways to lose your money desu
make sure to bet a hundred or so on faber
You have 25 points to create the perfect UFC fighter.
>>67088925
I don't remember that, I just remember him laughing and saying, "Well, Jon will find a way to win."
>>67089035
Charisma: 10pts
Luck: 15 pts
>>67089056
Conair build OP
bongs till ariel jewani talk show>
>>67089056
we know how that ends
>>67089162
>listening to the internet jew
>>67089180
good guests this week lad
>>67089035
10 s
5 p
5 e
5 a
mark hunt special
>>67072984
I bet they play regular games of fetch too.
>>67088312
top kek are you pretending to be dumb?
>hoyce
>fedor
>cruz
>mighty manlet
>gay shit poo
>jackson memekeljohn
>Weidman
>Joanna
>Hendo
>Hunt
>Rory
>GSP
>>67089255
Mighty Mouse is the literal p4p king
>>67087578
Fucking lol'd
>>67089035
nice excel skills
perception sounds like a new meme
you forgot chin, though
>>67089035
25 points isn't enough, maybe 35
>>67086490
zis
>>67089379
why not 69 u moron
how did Artem not get cut?
>>67089035
10 Luck
10 Agility
5 Strength
Which fighter is this
>>67089255
>>67089289
not sure what you guys are doing
but name your favorite
1. non-technical mma fighter ( big and chaotic LHW-HW etc)
2. competitive mma fighter (LW-MW normal human sized fighter)
3. technical mma fighter ( tiny, skinny, halfweights)
4, women's mma fighter (their game is different, and archaic)
5. retired mma fighter (actual archaic mma)
>>67089395
el pantera?
>>67089394
He's Conor's friend
>>67089395
vick? cruz? dober?
>>67089399
Not them but
>Ben Rothwell (arguably has a decent bit of technical skill, just got mayweather'd by JDS, who is his biggest mismatch on the roster imo)
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Dominick Cruz
>Joanna
>Hoyce
>>67089423
>>67089403
Actually didn't have anyone in mind lel
I would say Yair Rodriguez like the first guy said
>>67089399
>1. non-technical mma fighter ( big and chaotic LHW-HW etc)
Assuming you're only talking about the weight classes, because those guys are technical
Gus/Werdum/Stipe
>2. competitive mma fighter (LW-MW normal human sized fighter)
RdA/Tumenov/RoryMac
>3. technical mma fighter ( tiny, skinny, halfweights)
Benavidez/Cruz/MM
>4, women's mma fighter (their game is different, and archaic)
Thug Rose/JJ/first round Nunes
>5. retired mma fighter (actual archaic mma)
GSP doesn't count, right? Maybe Bas.
that feel when nobody cares about ariel jewwani ;(
>>67089559
It's late at night my man
I'm sleeping right now
Me and you, in the squared circle? Heh.
It's not a question IF I'll heem you, the question is HOW. HOW would you like to be heemed?
Do you want it fast and easy? A one hitter behind the ear that sends you to la-la land? Or maybe you're sick. Maybe you want to suffer a little more. Maybe you like the pain. How about it?
Teep to the solar plexus? I'll have you puking out last Tuesday's dinner in the middle of the ring. I'll low kick you so hard your legs will explode like bags of blood. I'll stick you in the liver so hard you'll feel the pain coursing through your soul for the rest of your pathetic bum life.
Or maybe... maybe you're special. Maybe you're a psycho. Maybe you want to step into my guard, fight the dragon in his own lair. Only two people have dared to do that, and both of them are now institutionalized. I won't just break your bones, I won't just flex your tendons, I'll leave wounds in your mind. You won't be able to bounce your granddaughter on your lap without having flashbacks.
So how about it, tough guy. You think you can heem me? Heh, think again. I've already heemed you before you were even born.
>>67089597
*tips*
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/724474735912968192
OH SHIT!
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA 3m3 minutes ago
Happy to announce that I am BACK on UFC 200!
Shout out to @danawhite and @lorenzofertitta on getting this one done for the fans. #Respect
2,744 retweets 2,280 likes
>>67089673
>>67089680
Dana and Lorenzo are sellouts
I'm unsubscribing from Fight Pass amd skipping every PPV until 200
>>67089597
get's full mounted and cries as he is verbally taps.
claims i got lucky
step-dad helps him out of the ring as he fakes an injury on his unblemished leg to try to save face
>>67089597
Conor must've written pages of this sort of shit back in his day.
Now its more like "I'm gonna hurt you .. so p-please nate ... just give up okay?"
>>67089680
thought you were trollin then
>>67089673
saw this
mfw its true
is conor trollin?
>>67089673
>>67089680
Is he in full meme mode?
Morning lads, didn't come to early morning heem to see GoT. How's everyone doing?
its legit kav will confirm on the jew hour cap this
>>67089673
>>67089680
"It wouldnt be fair to the other fighters to let Conor fight at 200"
>>67089751
>GoT
first ep sucked pretty bad
>>67089751
>>67089763
writers of that ep should be heemed, maybe even permanently
>>67089761
everyone shat on that in the presser
"lifes not fair"
"big names get different rules"
etc
>>67089673
>>67089680
>UFC being weak
He has them by the balls lads
Getting tired of the Goobs meme
I just want him to stop existing and let the sport move on
>>67089777
I'm making fun of Dana for saying that.
nice trips btw
>>67089777
>checkem
>Conor loses again
Ayy lmao fuck that loser
>>67089673
>>67089680
Why has god abandoned us.
>>67089780
it was a fucking dumb reason in the first place though
they were crying about my 10m already spent, without conor on the card they'd literally lose way more than that
and anyone coming in after that presser wouldn't have promoted at that event anyway, made no sense
>>67089673
>>67089680
Hope he gets heemed desu
>>67089800
I'm a little glad Nate's gonna get that fat paycheck tho.
>>67089836
you should be more concerned about machete's than pay checks lad
