Kicks off 3.20pm AEST
>Collingwood
IN
Jack Frost, Josh Smith, Mason Cox, Brayden Maynard
OUT
Travis Cloke (Omitted), Tom Langdon (Knee), Ben Sinclair (Concussion), Jesse White (Omitted)
>Essendon
IN
Courtenay Dempsey, Sam Grimley
OUT
Patrick Ambrose (Omitted), Jayden Laverde (Shoulder)
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first for /afl/
1st for norf
Too soon /afl/... too soon.
lads
>>67084058
that is pretty bad desu, and I don't even like Prince's music
>>67085072
I am literally the founder of this trend. After Hawthorn went 4-4 in the first 8 rounds last year, their season started at Round 9. They had a winning July and ever wrote them off saying teams who have undefeated Julys never win the Grand Final (arbitrary stat with no proof).
Round 9 and onwards you'll see the real contenders stringing together wins.
>>67085072
new method, i like it.
nomming you for the team still
>>67085186
nominatinng this guy for autist team
>2020
>>67085278
horrifying desu.
>>67085278
fucking kek
kek KEK K E K
only happen to cuckmantle
>>67085278
Imagine Fyfe being apart of a wooden spoon team
Fremantle are a mess. A big fat mess.
if this west cuck supporter doesnt make the team, then i've got a sneaking suspicion that team creator is him.
>>67085605
found the muzzie lads, have at him
>Players who's careers are being/were wasted at the club they play(ed) for
1) Riewoldt
2) Fyfe
3) Judd
>>67085652
which riewoldt?
would say both
>>67085605
its a public holiday you retard
>>67085673
That's true
>>67085652
Ablett
>>67085652
Add Pavlich and Bell to that list desu
How much does a beer cost to get at an AFL game? For some reason AFL games are on all the time here, never seen an NRL game though
>>67085739
Don't bother: 8-12$ and they're midstrength
>west australia
>relevant
>>67085771
this, just bring in a bottle of orange juice with 1/3 vodka in it. i like to bring my kids so it looks less suss, i don't have my licence right now so it's not like i can get busted for drink driving or anything, it's basically full-proof
>>67085848
>using your kids to smuggle alcohol
>not having a license as an adult
You are a worthless piece of shit, I feel sorry for your kids
>>67085739
$8 for a pint at the MCG
I get pissed beforehand and then buy one pint to sip for each half
>>67085848
>full proof
>>67085834
100% of the top 2 are Victorian teams.
80% per cent of the top 4 are Victorian teams.
Get absolutely wrecked worst cuckstralia, cucklaide and cuckland
>>67085834
>Fremantle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDJyVJ_xn0
>>67085848
you absolute madman
old lady at work goes to every iggs game and smuggles in wine and just blatantly pours it into two plastic cups and drinks it. no one really cares
>>67085929
>>67085943
Remember that constant LE KEKTORIAN shitposting from WA autists?
The stupid fucks are quiet now
>>67085771
>>67085848
it's 12 canacuck bucks for a shitty canned beer like Bud Light or Molson at NHL/MLB games here 8$ seems reasonable. Rum and coke on the train is the way to go.
Have the word filters been reintroduced: testing, cuck
also fuck James Hird desu
>>67085975
he's got an excuse
>>67085072
>>67085072
>>67086054
>this level of delusion
My fucking sides
>>67086014
I wanna go to a Habs game one day Ñ‚bh, how much are tickets usually?
who /dees/ here
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67086249
Do you rate Bolton?
Don't watch much Carlton games, but I'm happy he got a coaching gig. Different type of coach
>>67085734
bell won two flags retard
>>67086293
With norf, but he was wasted in Freo
>>67086338
not like he would have any more if he'd stayed with north
>>67086292
I rate him quite highly. Brings an enthusiastic air to the club, I like him a lot
>>67086389
Dunno, norf were mediocre in the early/mid 00s, but Freo were awful
>>67086202
still on a high from last night, what a team, first time in 20 years ive felt we have a genuine chance of winning a premiers hip
>>67087075
You're a long way off
>>67087075
man. Jack Viney is joining that Duckwood/Good Bloke Hodgey mould at a rate of knots.
and then there's the beard mountain
fuck i'm excited
Who's looking forward to a fair and even-handed contest today that will in no way be tainted by blatant corruption?
>>67087048
>cuckthorn went 4-4 last year
Friendly reminder I found this trend after analytical work that took hours for the sole purpose of sharing with /afl/ which is soon to be abused like the faggot I quoted.
You need to actually have a strong finish to the season and that isn't guaranteed you gambling degenerate
>>67087075
We were a better team than this in the early 2000s. But yeah this is the first time in a decade the future has looked bright.
>>67087048
>most successful club of the modern AFL era.
I don't think so. That belongs to Hawthorn
>In: Grimley
Still fucking laughing
excited to mason cox running around like a chook with his head cut off
>>67087353
>this delusion
mmhmm
>>67085278
Freo primed to win the flag in 2021
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>>67087353
>quality of cuckthorn's flags
Literally winning hip because other team shits the bed. Great fucking dynasty, LAMO.
>>67087500
>lose best forward of modern era
>coach is sick, doesn't coach for 6 weeks
>shitloads of injuries
>manages to win 3 hips in a row, with every equalisation method in place
hmmmmmm
>>67087527
>home game against interstate side despite finishing lower
>massive doping regimes
>win GF via bed shitting of opponent
They are steven bradbury's except he didnt cheat.
>>67087419
looking forward to a brilliant game of footy today! Truly AFL will be the winner and will prove to be a stunning spectacle worthy of our ANZAC tradition. Let We Forget.
>>67087563
Sorry, but AFL is a Victorian sport, you have to play at the MCG to win a grand final. Suck it up, cuck.
Bed shitting of opponent, due to our sheer demolition.
We're not Essendope. Maybe Geelong are.
Next.
>>67087563
THIS t.b.h, how anyone can be pathetic enough to take pride in this is ridiculous.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
.
>>67087853
good post
>>67087853
>victoria sport
Continually cucked by every other state including rugby league states, KEK.
>>67087892
good post
>>67087873
>being so mad that you post "good post" to everyone who makes fun of WA
Giving this guy an autist nom, he's been doing it all weekend
>gonna lose pokie money and be poor again
>gonna get stripped of hips for doping
>all best players are mid 30's
>all the bandwagon 'supporters' will abandon
Cuckthorn on the edge of cliff. Tasmania here they come.
>>67087922
bad post
>>67087922
he samefags off his mobile
based broship bowl. Aint no better time to be in Melbourne
I love how you're literally seething with fury right now and are desperately performing damage control..
>>67087892
>expand into other states because you can
>have more members than any nrlel club in anus fingering states
>worst cuckstralians pander to your big strong league to get a team
>"""""cucked"""""
It's like you don't even know what the word means
>>67087991
pretty sure the cucktorian guy does that
>>67088020
godo post
>>67088018
>bowl
FOY
>>67088018
You're much worse than the last one
I'm Victorian and agree the GF should be played at the most deserving teams ground, perhaps just raise the price of tickets to compensate for less seating. they should also shorten the season so everyone plays each other one time only. If a competition is not completely fair it is meaningless imo
>>67088020
Since the AFL era (1990), Interstate teams win 300% more Premierships pro-rata than Cucktorian teams.
Literally by definition cucked, cucktoria KEK!
>>67088088
Based cuckbro
>>67088099
How's the WAFL going?
>>67088088
The grand final will always be played at the home of AFL football, the MCG.
Cucks need to get used to it. They weren't complaining according to this post >>67088099
>>67088088
dubs of truth
>>67088099
>unfair advantage
>still get cucked
Cucktoria KEK
>>67088088
>I'm Victorian
Sure
>and agree the GF should be played at the most deserving teams ground
Until the other states build decent stadiums with 100,000 capacity thats not going to happen. The Grand Final deserves nothing less. And considering those stadiums would lie empty for most of the year because they simply don't have the population or sporting culture to fill them, it's an unlikely proposal.
>>67088157
Who else /hadstalactitesat5am/ here?
>>67088157
underrated post
>>67088088
I will also add that all revenue i.e tickets, TV, merch sales should be put in a pot and shared equally among all clubs this is one thing the Americans get right with the NFL, just because a club like west coast has an entire state to themselves should not provide a massive financial advantage in facilities, perks etc.
>>67088157
nomming this guy for the team
FRESHCUNT STRAIGHT OFF THE BOAT FROM FB TEST
>People who say Carn
>>67088196
>literal communism
"no"
>>67088117
Irrelevant, as worst cuckstralians' own league remains completely cucked
Glad someone actuality knows what the word means
>>67088174
Completely irrelevant a sporting competition should fair and unbiased to all competitors.
>>67088117
Iggs are the richest club in the AFL, stay cucked cucktoria.
>>67088238
you would rather a situation like the english premier league or the Yankees in baseball? because that is where the AFL is/ is heading
>>67088273
If you don't like it, feel free to leave the Victorian sport and build up the WAFL :^)
>Yank accents on ANZAC Day
Disgusting.
>>67088290
>"we're so rich"
>can't buy a home grand final
Remain cucked
>>67088290
>english premier league or the Yankees in baseball
Not familiar with either situation Ñ‚bh
I'm happy to explore other ways of evening the playing field, but your previous suggestion is too communist for me to swallow
>>67088266
>WAFL premierships won by Bestern Australia - 130 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY)
>WAFL premierships won by Cucktoria - 0 (ZERO)
cucktorian cucks cucked again
>at least its on our ground
>even we get cucked at the actual game
Holy shit cucktorian mind-set is literally beta city.
dons to end buckley today?
>only Victorians can play AFL on ANZAC day
get cucked worst cuckstralia
Freo winning a grand final?
GF outside the MCG?
Worst Cuckstralian football not being subservient to Victoria?
Worst Cuckstralians successfully seceding?
NEVER
EVER
>>67088174
I suppose you would need to exclude the small boutique grounds but Subiaco, the Gabba, SCG and Adelaide Oval could host a grand final with a bit of a ticket price increase to compensate
cuck posters need to get new material, they just regurgitate the same posts they've done the day before or the week before.
https://www.7live.com.au/
cucks KEK
>>67088477
Dubs of truth
WA autist has 3 points on eternal rotation
>>67088443
It's a lock mate. Woosha is gonna fire up these cunts for a big one.
>ctrl f cuck
>53 results
/afl/ is fucking shit nowadays
>>67088472
It wouldn't have the same atmosphere, it would just ruin the experience. Anyway it's a moot point, the MCG has the contract to host until at least 2037. By which time some of the other states may have populations capable of jusitifying 100,000 capacity stadiums.
>>67088457
Having these two irrelevant shitstain teams play is literally shitting on the ANZACS.
Good one Cucktoria.
As a country, australia is LITERALLY PERVASIVELY KEKED AT ALL TIMES by my country's monarch.
God bless.
>>67088520
Big strong best australian to the rescue, again.
>>67088523
This is what happens when West Australian subhumans are allowed to use computers
>>67088562
>literally fuming
KEK
>>67085929
>80% of the top 4 are Victorian teams
The state of your maths, lad
>>67088562
pretty much
fucking sandgropers
>IN: Courtenay Dempsey
>>67088577
There we go, thought you'd crawl out of your cuckmantle box. How's ross the boss going?
c U c K
>that iced out bucket hat
>medallions for days
>>67088651
He is literally and perpetually seething that Ross Lyon will never win a flag
>>67088651
>2 posts
>cuckthorn sperg (you) has literally 100's
you're a dumb cunt
>>67088670
Nah, don't worry mate. He's a based igg now
>>67088682
Not him cuck, but it seems your up to your good old tricks again. Fuck off cuck
>>67088694
>Not him cuck
Its (you), furiously trying (and failing) to get your own back since being outed as the biggest sperg with all your posts in the archive.
>>67088751
Literally, no try again. Committed Norf here.
You are furiously trying (and failing) to avert your cuckmeme attention away from you. You literally sit on a computer each weekend typing cuck like a buffoon for the past year. If I'm ever in Perth, I'll give you such a fucking beating
>>67088797
>being so mad on the internet you begin saying you will beat people up for making you this mad
>>67088654
>numale
Please have sex
>>67088809
I'm a big guy.
>>67088797
>impotent cucktorian numale rage
FUCKING KEK, (you) couldnt punch your way way out of a wet paper bag.
>>67088654
>mentally damaging others
>spouts /pol/tism
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>67088813
>>67088860
triggered samefag
>>67085929
>80% per cent of the top 4
>>67088884
Definitely the top two and most of the third one too. This logic is fine.
St Kilda will beat West Coast in round 8
>>67088910
falseflag
>>67088612
>>67088884
That extra five percent is the south melbourne in sydney, clearly
>>67088910
blatant falseflag
Why is it so easy to trigger the WA autist lads?
>North are 5-0
>Fremantle are 0-5
>both of these streaks look like they are gonna continue
wew lad
>>67088968
>projecting
>>67088968
You call him an autist yet you're the one consistently arguing with him
>>67088980
Wouldn't be so sure. North has a 6 day break and has travelled 3 of the last 5 rounds.
Meanwhile the Dogs have had every game at Etihad.
Will make the game a lot closer than it otherwise might be imo.
will essendone win and end buckleys career?
should i swap my tip
>>67089022
Maybe if the Dogs had a half-back line
I want to get into your sport
>>67089061
PLEASE
>stand and remove your hats
m'ANZAC
stream?
7 just switched to border security wtf
Hello I'd like to nominate this whole thread for the autism squad
of course that fat mess of a female soldier couldn't even keep in sync with the athletic man
I'll just leave this here.
The Anzac trumpet always makes me a teary faggot
>>67089120
do you not possess a tv you utter cretin
worst game of the round incoming
Who /bombers/ here?
Is this a big game?
>abo flag in the centre
man, this NZ anthem is so fucking gay
Get on Kelly for the Anzac medal lads.
Big game player with his first ever Anzac day game.
>>67089048
I still think North will win but a lot of people aren't considering the travel aspect when they look at the game. It's always hard to quantify how much it effects teams but I think when there is a disparity between the two teams like this game, then it should be taken into account.
If the dogs can keep close to North for the first 3 quarters I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them be able to run over the top of them.
>>67089061
Best way is to watch it. Watch one game with no idea wtf is going on so you get a feel for how it looks and flows. The next game you watch ask questions here. today isn't a good day for questions, because it's two rubbish teams so a lot of shit will be bewildering for us as well, plus it's one of the biggest games on the calender.
>>67089174
>cucktoria
rance lucky to only get two weeks
>>67089116
Fuck off back to your containment board you worthless faggot.
>>67089163
triggered me hard.
>>67089163
Traditionally yes, in terms of premiership points no
>>67089163
2nd biggest game of the year.
>ANZAC day on a monday
how many tradies will be having a sickie tomorrow
>>67089132
>>67089136
>>67089151
>>67089153
>>67089156
>>67089157
>posted during the moment of silence
>Poo Peeland national anthem
cucktoria
>>67089187
>Not Grimley
what happens in the ball carrier gets tackled to the ground and can't offload the ball?
When can/can't you call for a mark?
>tfw listening to the anzac trumpet in assembly in primary school and trying not to laugh when it gets to the fast bit
betting tips?
>>67089214
>what happens in the ball carrier gets tackled to the ground and can't offload the ball?
holding the ball free kick, assuming they haven't committed a free kick like a head high tackle or in the back when making the tackle
>When can/can't you call for a mark?
when it hasn't been touched and isn't less than 15 metres
Nothing like a bit of self congratulation
hope straffos at the game
>>67089163
for you
>>67089225
>tfw a kid let a massive fart rip during the minute's silence in primary school and bad to try keep a straight face
>>67089233
You are the redditor here, knobhead.
>>67089227
save your money
>>67089203
>glorifying literal murderers
'no'
>>67089214
If they have prior opportunity to dispose of the ball, a free kick is given to the opposing side.
If not, and no free kick is due, the ball is bounced where the player fell and the two sides contest it.
A mark is taken when the ball is kicked, is not touched, and travels more than 15 meters.
3.30pm (1530 hours) in the afternoon before this fucking thing even starts
>>67089252
okay mum hahahaha
>kirk ugly
>bombers win the toss
Yess boiiiiis
>it's another get called into work at 5pm episode
BIG STRONG AMERICAN
BIG COX DOWN YOUR THROAT
USA WINS ANZAC DAY
BSA PWOS
>Its an american wins teh anzac day episode
BIG COX
bloody unaustralian that is
>yank kicks the first goal on anzac day
national embarrassment
THE PIES HAVE THE BIG BOX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67089349
pls no bully
>>67089349
underrated post
why are americans so much better at everything than us?
>>67089349
delet this
Travis Cloke on suicide watch
Bruce is gonna come harder over this yank than he ever did over Rioli
OFFICIAL COUNTRIES WHOSE ASSES WE SAVED IN WWII POWER RANKINGS
1, Great Britain
2. France
3. China
4. Philippines
9001. Australia
Dons look fucking awful
The only thing the Bombers will achieve this year is costing Melbourne a spot in the finals
>>67089425
It's embarrassing, really. They look completely lost.
>>67089454
Have they even touched the ball yet?
>>67089420
Thanks man
Dons won't score in this quarter, calling it
>>67089488
You're already wrong
>>67089488
>>67089488
The city of >(You)
>>67089488
Your future self would like to have a word with you.
>>67089274
hey cuck waiter. Get your Ls yet?
>>67089509
>>67089510
>>67089512
>>67089519
>that soft free kick
>a genuine score
Essendon are going to get absolutely thumped
Call this shit off, soldiers didn't die for you to put up this crap Essendope.
JUST
>>67089515
>>67089543
Yes, genuine as evidenced by Essendon's as of this post 1.0 (6) scoreline
>>67089524
haven't even done the online practice test yet
How's this 40 point breeze ay
Can't imagine how frustrating it must be watching this as a Dons supporter. They're not even trying.
>>67089557
I got 100% but drive like a bitch. Also can the pies make this the highest scoring match in a few years?
check dem power-stances
>goddard left the saints to win a premiership
>Grimley
KEK
>>67089602
>grimley on field over nicnat
;___;
I put a bet on the difference to be less than 15 points
Cooney is actually trying for once - shame about the rest of the team.
>>67089636
>The cucktorian big 4
kek
KEK
K E K
>>67089582
Just end it pls fampai
They should have re-organised all this shit at the start of the year, no marquee games for Bumbers
>>67089636
>conveniently hiding the winless cuckmantle
>>67089557
don't go thru orange lights on your test no matter how hard you got to screech the brakes
>>67089674
>no marquee games for Bumbers
or shitmond, collingshit or carltank
It's almost as if the pies can reach 200 this match with the way the Dons are playing
Bombers taking a hit for the greater good here. Buckley would have been sacked if the Pies lost.
>The Victorian 'Big 4'
Jesus Christ what a pathetic state
>>67089703
I can imagine he'll cop shit again starting next week.
Honestly, I think the bombers are still in this.
Collingwood will start front running like all hell, Essendon will steady and before the collywobbles readjust suddenly Essendon will be within 2 goals.
4 more years
4 more years
>>67089704
merge all other victorian clubs into them
>>67089704
>Victorian Big 4
loving every laugh
A comeback is still possible, r-right guys?
Reminder that the top 5 are all Victorian teams:
>North Melbourne
>Western Bulldogs
>South Melbourne
>Geelong
>Hawthorn
meat pies will win by 83pts screen cap this im from the future
>>67089721
Yeah but this win will tide him over for a fair while.
whats for dinner lads
>>67089747
>Sydney Swans
>>67089755
If this doesn't happen then you'd best kys 'cause you won't be going back to the same timeline Marty.
