Games today:
Newcastle Knights vs Manly Sea Eagles
Kickoff at 2pm AEST
Sydney Roosters vs St George Illawarra Dragons
Kickoff at 4pm AEST
Melbourne Storm vs New Zealand Warriors
Kickoff at 7pm AEST
>>67081376
Who /winninginbothvanillaandtwelves/ here?
Who here /predrinkingfor2up/ ?
Hello friends. I am back.
>>67083081
Fuck off Matt
Knights manly could have been on yesterday. Fuck this 3 games on anzac day meme
>tfw based manly puts the knights on the bottom where they belong
Also is Pearce back today or what?
>>67081376
Totally forgot about that fucking awful manly jersey.
Roosters on Premiership watch
>>67083672
next week, JWH and Cordner are tho
>>>/mu/64327084
Damn Daniel is back
>>67084307
>Being this obsessed
How long until you start the IRL stalking and masurbating behind the bushes?
>>67083280
More revenue for the NRL. Classic business move.
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>67084307
Please watch our sport
>>67081725
Hymel Hunt and Te Marie Martin going off injured early will make me lose both matches.
WalkBro needs to lay off the sausage rolls or at least walk some more
>>67085820
if you were relying on those two to win then you are not a supercoach
>>67086149
I've been lazy lately but I've always had a round baby face
>>67086177
Yeah I don't mean to cause any offense but you look noticeably larger than in your original photo
>>67086209
Yeah I've probably put on weight. I lift weights every day but I do literally zero cardio these days. Pretty sick of walking around the same boring neighbourhood that I've circled hundreds of times. The whole interesting part about it was discovering new places I'd never seen before
>>67086154
Having those 2 in your side is a sign of an elite supercoach.
>>67086264
kys fatty
>>67086264
Become Bikebro or Hikebro. I dont know if any of those will replace walking but I'm sure there are hobbies or pastimes for you that have a similar appeal to walking
>>67086308
Nah I'm good
>>67086320
kys fatty
>>67086286
TMM was a bad trade because there were three rookie halves better than him.
Hymel Hunt was a pretty uncommon pick because of his job security but I guess he worked out. A Souths decline was pretty obvious and it was always going to affect his scores
walkcunt on obesity, manlet, gyno and long term unemployment watch
>>67086264
you should take up photography or something and walk around the city looking for cool shots
>>67086372
>not having all three cheapie halves
another non-supercoach detected
>>67086372
I don't need to listen to "analysis" from a schedule babby scrub who has never won supercoach.
Between them they have made over 200k and if you didn't have them, you absolutely are NOT a supercoach.
I can tell you're preparing a damage control response to this, but I won't be responding to it, as generally I only converse with other elite supercoaches.
>>>/qa/504232
Redpill me on /nrl/
>>67086411
I did mate. Hastings, Taylor and Walker.
Imagine being obese.
walkcunt doesn't have to imagine.
>>67086372
>TMM was a bad trade
Kek. walker had one week left at souths with a largish BE after making his money. Bringing in Martin was an elite move
>>67086495
meant 4, elite SCs had those 3 plus TMM and are now upgrading them to Milford and JT
>this assblasted poo peelander who keeps exposing himself as NOT being a supercoach
KEK
>>67086391
Not a bad idea mate. Thanks.
>>67086539
kys fatty
Hahaha.
>He fell for the Martin moomoo
>>67086578
this damage control is pathetic
Bet your team value isn't even close to $8,000,000
>>67086539
np walkbro
just use your smartphone as you start out, and if you really get into it you can buy a cheap dslr to get really good quality
>>67086598
It actually isnt. Its 7.68 but I have 250k in cap and 32 trades left which will be fine
>>67086688
pathetic
>For the home side, new signing Peter Mata'utia comes straight into the centres at the expense of his brother Pat.
RIP Newcastle
Dragons managed to offload worst Matautia on us and Brown the madman actually used him
>>67086792
he was only "worst matautia" because of the dragons
>>67086788
Its about 125-150k less than what looks to be the average team value across the league.
Given trades are worth about 100k I'm in the clear. But you know that don't you. This is just bait that I've fallen for
>doesn't have Martin
>has walker
>definitely had shitorima at some point
>thinks he's elite
>>67086621
My sister is a photographer so that helps already.
>>67086970
I dont have Martin and I have had Nikorima. The others are false though
>actively trying to preserve trades before Origin
top lel
my side will be complete while you have missed all of the good cheapies. Not sure how you expect to compete with actual supercoaches
>>67086981
yeah nice, she can give you tips on ISO, AF and all that - stuff I cant be bothered to learn to get into photography, that and I dont have money to spend on a DSLR
>>67087083
I take it you do have somewhat of an interest though.
>>67087083
walkcunt already has dick sucking lips
>>67087131
wasn't even witty
>>67087131
he literally has no lips
>manlet
>no lips
>weird hair that stands up for no reason
If he was taller he might stand a chance
>67087066
I was playing for overall at first before I realised I am bad, so as a result I saved a lot of trades early for bye rounds. It definitely sets me back a fair bit but I can afford to trade quite freely from this point
>>67087116
I like looking at good photos and learning about the intricacies of photography, but because Im a poor uni student I cant fully get into it
I think it would be really fun hanging out and walking around locations looking for cool shots
>>67087152
It's because I never brush my hair when I'm at home
>>67087152
He's ugly, fat, short, pasty, has gyno, is uneducated, unemployed, an edgelord, no friends.
What woman would want him?
>>67087237
Roostermans sister
>>67087208
Yeah man. My sister just goes on random drives often just to go looking for good areas to take photos.
>>67087237
he doesn't have bad facial shape, if he was /fit/ and had another 6 inches of height he would do well
I know myself that just having a decent face and being tall works for any guy. You can have a shit body and a small dick and be unemployed and still get laid if you have those two things
>>67087237
i laugh when people project their own insecurities on to others
>>67087269
Out of those 5 the only bad thing I have is unemployment and I still cant get laid.
Explain this
>>67087269
Unfortunately for walkcunt he is a fat manlet with gyno.
And his "face shape" is average at best. Even with a low body fat percentage, he would still be ugly. His head is compressed, leaving him with a huge forehead, but tiny jaw and chin.
Should just kill himself, as he is a waste of resources.
>>67087237
some people take the walk bro thing too seriously, this is a perfect example
>>67087319
t. seething walkcunt
>>67087300
I can only speak for myself and I am 6'2 with a 7/10 face but shit body, average/below average dick and I get a lot of interest from women purely because of my height I think.
Personality matters a bit as well but I've had girls just come up to me in a club and start hooking up without even talking to me
>>67087315
Someone's a little upset.
>>67087349
KEK, you didn't edit this much at all.
walkcunt on monstrously ugly watch
>>67087377
Thought I was rather cute 2bh
>>67087349
what app is that? snapchat? I havent updated that in a while
>>67087349
>>67087413
lose the chain bro
>>67087417
Yeah Snapchat
>WalkBro returns
>Best thread in weeks
WalkBro is the life of this community and there is no argument
>>67087432
Meh. It was a gift from my parents. I never take it off. It just doesn't look great when I wear bogan clothing like singlets and short shorts
>ugly
>manlet
>obese
>terrible bone structure
>poor hygiene
>shit hair
>gyno
>low testosterone
>small dick
>uneducated
>unemployed
>poor
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin
>no understanding of the laws of rugby league
Imagine being walkcunt
>>67087493
Lad I've probably done more disgusting sexual things then you'd hope to ever achieve
>>67087518
give us some stories walkbro
bless us with the tales of your cock
>>67087493
walkcunt is truly pathetic
Imagine being a fucking virgin in your 20s
>>67087518
not with a girl though, lmao
But by all means, please make up a few stories about how you "scored" and "got laid" you pathetic manlet loser piece of shit
>>67087531
>>67087559
leave walkbro alone you piece of poo
Reminder that walkcunt is a degenerate gambling loser who spends his Newstart on bets that lose.
This is why he is always angry.
That, and his tiny cock.
>>67087572
absolutely based
in my experience the only type of girl that will go for that is an Asian
>>67087580
He also borrows money from mummy to feed his addiction.
>>67087572
kek alpha as fuck
>this cringeworthy ANZAC song
>>67087605
She's white Australian.
>it's a walkcunt is such a sheltered virgin that he makes up stories of "sick" things he's done with girls, but names vanilla things that everyone has already done by 13 episode
love these
>>67087698
kek, absolutely pathetic
>>67087493
Fucking hell, why doesn't this loser just kill himself?
>>67087731
I'm pretty content with myself and who I am as a person.
Based fucking Roosters are back lads
40-0 win today
>>67087731
He's too much of a pussy.
He's publicly admitted that he's a loser who will never achieve anything in life and is a burden on the tax payer, but refuses to kill himself because it might hurt.
KEK. Pathetic.
>tfw don't know if in allowed to take part in 'elite supercoach' talk
Who are the elite supercoaches anyway? Is there a definitive list?
This thread is very funny.
It made me laugh many times.
>walkcunt
LMFAO
>>67087817
Angry Samoans is the only one in the elite tier of my official rankings but Roosterman is making a strong case in recent weeks
>>67087829
Kek.
>bhana starting at prop
>no based stockwell
wtf Brown
>>67087875
I was being sincere by the way. Love these WalkBro drama episodes.
everyone seething over walkbro just show's how he is a master manipulator and literally controls your mind
>>67087817
Only Gummi Bears, Roosterman, N, Matt, milky can participate in elite sc discussions.
Any dissenting "opinion" is simply incorrect, and is the mark of a desperate fool.
>>67087908
Yeah I know. I myself get amused at everyone who shits all over me. It's quite entertaining.
>>67087889
>Brown
>LITERALLY being named after the colour of poo
I love how you're literally seething with fury right now and are desperately performing damage control.
>>67087961
who r u talking 2
>>67087874
He picked all the right memes at the start of the year, but that's almost a lottery.
Some of the more established are recovering slowly and may come into elite status soon.
Except for DCE. lel
>>67087989
Yeah I looked at his squad and honestly I think there are a few others that have edged ahead of him. His scoring is still very good but I think his current team is no longer that great.
pooasslel lmao
>"""analysis""" from schedule babbies and scrubs
I wouldn't mind seeing Newcastle win just so the Roosters stay on the bottom.
http://abc.net.au/news/2016-04-25/man-survives-crocodile-attack-near-katherine/7355800
>>67088085
i unironically tipped the knights
>36 years old
Based as fuck.
>>67088053
Who are you quoting?
Elite run there by Ross
Hate these bottom 4 clashes. Should just put replays on instead of broadcasting games between shit irrelevant teams.
>>67088179
They're usually more exciting because they have to fight for more.
No they aren't.
Ruff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm with the bunker, but it was a tough call.
Wouldn't call that pixelated piece of shit conclusive.
Lost ball clearly.
Pooasslel booing a correct decision.
Kek pathetic
Kane Evans is going to go off today. He has been building to a breakout game the last few weeks
>>67088258
He's going to go off concussed
FUCKING REKT MATAI
Refball won't give pooasslel a win
Professional foul for WHAT?
?????
>milked sin bin
TYBMilky
>>67088282
>implying that anybody could reach his head
Lost ball again, lmao
Fucking kill yourself Uate you piece of shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AGAIN
>>67088310
>>67088316
Matai straight up wouldn't get off him. They had no opportunity for a quick play of the ball to regain the chance to score a try.
HAHAHA POOCASTLE FOREVER A SHIT
>>67088320
He'll concuss himself trying to tackle De Belin
>pooate
Literally the most overpaid piece of shit in the game
>Literally using literally incorrectly
>>67088343
He was underneath him? Why didn't the Newcastle player just fucking stand up?
>>67088351
I think he's the highest paid winger in the comp at 500k a year.
>>67088397
His legs were caught amongst Matai's arms. He wouldn't roll away in time.
>>67088399
He also still makes handling errors typical of a first season player. Not to mention his defence and he doesn't score tries anymore.
>>67088422
I get that it prevented them from making a quick play but it wasn't malicious and certainly didn't warrant the bin. Penalty at worst.
Not that it matters since they got two tries disallowed anyway.
>>67088445
Yeah fair call. Penalty probably would've sufficed.
>>67088445
Fucking kill yourself walkcunt.
If you commit a professional foul, you go to the bin.
End of discussion.
>>67088479
I was literally the person who was saying he should've gone to the bin.
>>67088479
>if an attacking player milks so hard you deserve to be binned
>this walkcunt damage control
Fucking refball
consistent bunker decisions are great
That was a clear grounding.
They only denied it as a "square up".
walkcunt-tier officiating
One of the worst games of the year
Ross has been on point all game.
Wow
>manly defense
Terrible.
He knocked on there.
They'll award it though
Nathan Ross has put in a couple of good AFL style marks this year
What an elite fucking try.
>>67088559
No he didn't
No he hasn't.
>>67088559
Commit pooicide Walkcunt.
Let's just ignore the clear knock on from Ross.
I still think that despite all of pooasslel's refball, they won't win.
>163 posts
>22 posters
jesus christ
>>67088603
Bottom 4 teams mate. We'll pick up once we get to Roosters vs Dragons
>>67088594
What knock on? Are you blind?
Tariq Sims has offered nothing in his time at the Knights. Can't believe he has the gall to ask for an upgrade.
>>67088594
I know you're shit posting but Newcastle are actually dominating.
>>67088603
Probably only about 5 people
>>67088619
Very well designed post.
>>67088594
Yeah, so many bullshit calls for Newcastle.
That knock on was clear to everyone.
>>67088659
Another one right here.
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>don't even touch the ball
>knock on
Just found out I have Klinefelter's.
Don't worry WalkBro, you aren't alone
kek
>newcastle put it dead
>receive 20m restart
>>67088710
how small is your dick?
>>67088731
It means small balls m8. Dick can still be big or medium.
>>67088731
6 inch, my IQ is high but apart from those two, all the other symptoms match up sadly
>>67088749
but not small? what a picky disease
You now remember Tariq Sims was keeping Ethan Lowe out of the Cowboys starting side.
shit try
Newcastle fans are so shit. Can't handle being the worst team in the league.
>all this manly refball
These commentators are so retarded and have no understanding of the laws of rugby league.
Just like walkcunt
Imagine receiving as much refball as pooasslel and STILL losing.
>>67088823
you should commentate bro
you have all the knowledge
>>67088882
*comment
>>67088891
No it's not
Kek at all of Newcastle
>>67088015
You're right but i literally haven't been online since tuesday and im finding myself forgetting all about SC, let alone sports, more frequently recently.
""Benefits"" of turning into a normie and having a gf since ages is killing my SC eliteness tbqhwy. I'll probably drop off huge in the next couple weeks, I already fell out out of the top 100 in Fantasy this week.
>>67088923
Good luck in the real world then, hopefully I can schedule babby my way to a win over you the next two weeks
>this piss poor damage control
What are you drinking lads? Pic related.
>>67088961
Aqua
>>67088961
>Drinking before 5
Disgusting
Going to the storm vs warriors game lads. Try to spot me
>>67088994
Woops forgot my trip
>>67088994
>>67089009
Who am I looking out for?
>>67088951
You probably will. I had no idea having a gf post-HS takes up so much of your time. Can't even have a wank anymore ffs. Only reason why I am on 4chan now is because its my day off and shes working.
If I give someone my password here, will one you guys take over my SC pls?
>>67089021
>can't even have a wank anymore
That's kind of one of the perks of having a girlfriend.
>>67089042
nah bro
wanting a wank is completely independent of whether you are getting laid or not
You might be fucking twice a day but you will still want a cheeky wank, you end up having to sneak it in when you shower or when she goes shopping
Why was that not a sin bin?
>>67089065
Nah I kind of feel you. When I had a girlfriend I sometimes even got sick of sex. Apparently that gets pretty common. My friend said he felt the same with his girlfriend anyway.
Just beat Ratchet and Clank lads
>>67089099
The game has been out for 11 years it took you long enough
>>67089099
Would you recommend it?
>>67089198
Yes
>>67089212
I might get it. Looking for a new game to play.
Elite play.
>Daly Cherry-Evans
>so beta you can't make your wife take your name so you have to hyphenate your own name
>>67089258
>generic sweep play
>elite
>>67089267
>implying it's not his mothers and fathers names
>tfw your boyfriend forces you to watch thugby gaybe
>>67089267
His father is the beta who hyphenated his surname.
>>67089258
Being able to draw and pass until uate rushes in off his wing and leaves a man unmarked to score untouched is not elite
next game is going to be fucking elite
>>67089285
His father could kick your father's ass
What the fuck was that with sims there and old mate from manly
>>67089277
That's fair, I can't actually verify anything I'm saying. I do know a guy who this happened too though and I laugh every time his name comes up on my Facebook.
>>67089301
My father is Mike Tyson and could beat anyone to a pulp.
Watch your mouth.
THIS THREAD IS SLOWING DOWN
WE ARE LOSING GROUND
/AFL/ IS GAINING MOMENTUM
PICK UP THE POST COUNT
>>67089308
He took his own and his wifes name?
>tfw your team goes back to back
>>67089345
We've still two games to go.
>>67089346
Yes. They changed both their last names to HerLastName-HisLastName
Any of you remember this show, or are you all younger than 17?
>>67089375
Beta as fuck.
What are you lads having for brekky?
>>67089377
is that dragonball z?
WE NEED IVAN
SOMEONE GET ME IVAN
>>67089377
22 and i still don't know what this is
Oh my god
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RANDALL
BASED AS FUUUUUUUUCK
>>67089422
cathole
Top fucking lel
Legitimately never seen that before
Thinking about going back to lastfm but I can't think of a good username
>>67089450
Roosters on winning 60-0 watch
>>67089456
walkcunt
One of the best tries this year.
>>67089377
This looks like a literal Chinese cartoon
So glad I'm not a Newcastle supporter
Any of you remember this show, or are you all younger than 17?
Mullen and Hodkinson should be NSW halves
Better than Pearce and Jeynolds
Any of you remember this film, or are you all younger than 17?
Any of you remember this flick, or are you all younger than 17?
>>67089498
Nein, weil Ich bin nicht Deutsch
GLASSMAN
Career ender kek
What a weak body he has
>Mullen
Feel really bad. He was away too.
>>67089520
Noe is a hack
HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAA
what happened i wasn't watching
