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UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/27: TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30: Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN Las Vegas (TBA)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (TBA)
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/user/mmadigest
http://mmajunkie.com/
http://mmafighting.com/
http://www.mmamania.com/
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/
>unironically losing
Schaub
1st for Ngannou
first for mighty mouse #1 p4p GOAT
do you agree with this question: when you look at wrestling in the olympics or colligate, and look at wrestling in mma in general, they look nothing alike
>unironically fighting
>>67077520
Who taught you grammar, Irish?
Conor doesn't need to do a press conference everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too until nate did a choke onto him theres loads of begrudgers saying he's injured again or that he's on cycle and wouldn't have passed a test if they tested him when he got to the states who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking everyone needs to shut the f*ck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
>>67077520
>do you agree with this question
>no question
Too much potato water ?
>>67073465
Shit quality but hey, at least I tried.
>>67077574
>Gold medal """""wrestler"""""
Should we euthanize the captious questions potato?
>>67077608
We should euthanize the whole of Potatoland desu
>>67077408
>mfw i made that post
>>67077658
Can a rightful sweet release like that be considered a punishment?
Yes or no question; conor should move to lightweight or bantamweight
Why are you even adding events that havent even had a main event finalized
How autism are you
>>67077780
>bantamweight
The weight cut would unironically kill him
>>67077804
none of you bums can compete with my autism yeh
>>67077826
He'll be fine
>>67077780
Conner should have a superfight with DJ at 145.
![IMG_3207.0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r1K3zy9.png "IMG_3207.0[1].png")
OSP's arm after last night
>>67077408
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
>mfw Bellator going head to head against 198
>>67077908
I'd watch it. McGreggor would dust him with one punch though.
>>67077908
Imagine the excuses if he lost.
>>67077910
broken hand?
anyone got that webm of that guy doing that running leg throw where he jumps and wraps his legs around a guys head then does something and propels himself around the guy then throws him.
>>67077999
He wouldn't but bah gawd that would be incredible
Could Might Mouse beat Lesnar in a 5 rounder?
>>67077910
>"fuck is this? I don't see shit"
>looks a little closer
>"oh god it's shattered"
>>67078006
Nah, right there
>>67078227
His little rant after the fight was pretty good. Shame he sounds like a goof when it counts, though.
Who /EDGY BRAH INVITATIONAL/ here?
>>67078383
>drawjitsu tournaments
>ever
>>67078383
Why the fuck is Damien Maia not in this?
>>67077408
>>>67073465 →
man lying on the ground like homosexuals ... you call this fighting ? any top ten boxer would smoke these guys. MMA is not a sport
>>67078471
STFU PLEB
UR Fight is up 4 free
https://www.urshow.tv/Video/2HROjPAu
does anyone have a webm of when jon slammed osp?
greetings from /nba/
>>67078511
u know im right
>>67078630
You gotta offer up some bunda to get these cucks motivated
>>67078764
He's looking small
RIP his gains
>>67078764
>that clearly edited picture
does he have lesions all over his face or something lads
IT IS ALL OVER
>>67078764
is dennis
>>67078764
post yfw sage dies of MRSA and he's only 19
When is rogan gonna cut the Sage vs MRSA promo?
Is there a fighter with a more impressive track record than Vitor Belfort?
>>67078764
Did he die?
>>67079185
schaub
>>67079215
Good point, didn't think of him.
>>67079185
sage
>>67079049
His birthday was this month, he's 20 now m8
>>67079185
Jon Jones
Dominick Cruz
>>67079185
Jones
Silva
Werdum
Aldo
RDA
Maybe McGobbler
>>67079261
>sage is 20
>>67079049
MRSA IS THE ELITE OF THE ELITE, THIS VIRUS HAS PERFECT TECHNIQUE, IN MY OPINION, IT IS THE BEST POUND FOR POUND VIRUS IN THE WORLD.
>>67079585
MRSA IS A MONNNNSTERRRRR, THIS WILL BE THE TOUGHEST TEST YET FOR SAGES IMMUNE SYSTEM
>>67078764
>ywn be this perfect
fuck you
>>67078764
why did sage post a pic of pewdiepie
>>67079585
Brilliant defense from MRSA, Mike
Methicillin just can't land anything here
>Mike Goldberg will die of a stroke in your lifetime
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461452882576.webm
What happened to Anthony Pettis? He used to me a beast.
>>67080027
USADA
>>67077408
well fight pass has eddie bravo tonight
then
Combate Americas: LA Aftershocks II monday
Combate Americas: The Road to the Championships IV tuesday
EFN: Moscow
our glorious russian fightpass guys on friday again, with kudin headlining (big juice head russian guy)
UFC 198 is looking spicy as fuck 2bh guys
>>67079945
Is this real?
He sounds like a VHS being rewinded.
Is there any possibility of DC vs Jones getting on ufc 200? something has to save thgat mess
>>67080185
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
F A M
http://youtu.be/uMX_o4xxYx4
Webm of the first two seconds pls
>>67080361
>not available in your country
what the fuck
>>67080217
It's real
Kekked my ass off when I first heard it
>>67080437
bottom right
RDA is natty
>>67080437
>>67080437
https://tx.proxfree.com/permalink.php?url=s54aaHA%2FaGsaD5vHs0QZLcUclS%2FcUxrnNZwEMCiA0I8XcObZuXJAclRVA5TmZCgfS%2BJ863N5Qg9kbmA6HQNEbgj5aCCu3nd2oi9Tt3ixEv6wYJZfMzO9SUd9K%2B%2FFh3O6&bit=1
>>67078676
who the fuck is this?
>>67080486
aint clicking that shit
Is this Joe Rogan's final year commentating for the UFC?
>>67080575
it's just a proxfree.com link in which I pasted the video you couldn't watch.
>>67080582
why
>>67080483
>RDA is natty
>>67080437
Is it ironic that Vitor is the most successful Brazilian post USADA?
>>67080582
60% No
40% yes because of his meme keto diet
>>67080628
>all Brazilians are religious
>all Brazilians cheat with steroids
>>67080657
RdA
>>67080582
hopefully
>>67080048
>mcmeme thought he could beat Lawler
wew
>>67080657
Werdum
>>67080582
UFC won't be the same without Joe and Goldie.
There's better commentators but I'll miss "IT IS ALL OVER!!!" "WOOOOOOOOOOW!"
>>67080759
JIM ROSS & QUINTON JACKSON
>>67078764
How much blur can one put into a single picture
>>67080048
Jesse christ how is he still standing
>>67078764
>prayers
why get 21st century medical treatment if people talking to themselves cures illnesses?
>>67080855
A LOT of steroids
>>67080783
*Robin Black and Brian Stann
>>67080884
>steroids give you a better chin
>>67080759
DC was very good without jones in the cage. cormier/stann maybe? since cormier is just better golberg
>>67080936
>since cormier is just better golberg
everyone is just better goldberg
>>67080927
>what is Overeem and Bigfoot
>>67080936
cormier sucks in front of a camera
he's like high schoolers doing news reports
>>67080927
glad we agree
>>67080927
>steroids
>more muscle
>more muscular chin
>more immune to shots
Seems legit
>ranallo literally doing WWE
vince wins again
Hi /heem/, can anyone give me an OFFICIAL RUSSIAN MMA ORG POWER RANKING?
If Mcmeme loses to Froakie or Aldo he's ofically done with. It looks like he won't be fighting Diaz so it's make to memeing on manlets.
what does "t." mean?
unironically it's killing me
>>67080855
When Lawler looses HP his rage meter starts to fill up, in the later rounds he can then spend these points to avoid being heemed and increase attack speed.
When fighting Lawler, try to either submit or flash KO him early on, or wrestlefuck him to a decision without actually doing too much damage.
>>67081092
t. newfag
here's all the tape from the Olympic World Qualifier Trials in Mongolia
>https://unitedworldwrestling.org/event/1st-og-world-qualifying-tournament
the Jr. at Mizzou J'den Cox who won NCAAs the past two years ran train and qualified for Rio
Molinaro lost but has one more shot
another dude got choked out in this one
>https://youtu.be/gW5GHN8tLiE
>>67081092
It's shortened from terveisin, which means best regards in finnish. It is an ebin spurdo spadre meme
>>67081092
it's short for the finnish word for regards
it's a ylilauta thing
ylilauta -> /int/ -> 4chan
Anyone here compete? Just won my first fight. Absolutely destroyed the dude too kek.
>second round begins, hit him with a barrage of basic hand strikes
>while he's groggy, slam a palm strike into his solar plexus, totally incapacitating him
>use a basic transition maneuver to pick him up
>slam him down, KOing him instantly
Felt fucking boss.
>>67081132
t. get a job
>>67081177
t. wagecuck
keep paying for my vidya games goyim
>>67081171
This is copypasta don't respond. It's also past midnight on Monday in Britain and he's doing this, btw.
>>67078764
>that touch up
>that practiced smile
God please kill this man
>>67081197
How many can you afford on $800 a month?
>you now remember Conner Macgregger
>>67081276
>>67081306
Michael "The Meme Supreme" Paige
>>67081222
Trips confirm sage smiting
what went wrong?
>>67081355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1rebPjm-Ss
>>67081375
That golden retriever on the left needs to get a tennis ball thrown to it so it perks up
>>67079945
>and the champion Joannjryaochingchong*ClickClick* Jaycheck
>>67080361
>there's 5883 gold medalists, but there's only one UFC flyweight champion, that's me
He's the best.
>>67081452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr3yOkbFAps
he literally can't take 1 minute to remember a word
>>67081508
joanna and claudia speak english, he can't master two last names
>>67081394
he's not wrong desu
>>67081229
Hundreds, if I play my cards right. My parents pay for anything I could need, and steam sales greatly decrease the cost of games.
Get off of 4chan and get back to work, goyim
Mr. Nosebergstein is getting testy, wouldn't want to make him angry with you
>not mentioning EBI in 30 bings
Who watching?
>>67080361
Why does /heem/ not like him again?
>>67081583
will there be a stream? It is usually hard to impossible to find a quality stream for BJJ events
>>67081569
>My parents pay for anything I could need
>>67081569
A deadbeat loser and an antisemite. What's your favorite video game?
>>67081606
its on fightpass bro. Try Eddie Bravos youtube? idk
>>67081645
ehhh, I'm not a realfightfan/don't have a fight pass subscription. Plus GoT premieres and I'm too bored not to watch it, even though it'll be terrible most likely.
>>67081675
i have not even watched the last season
Daniel Cormier is such a cornball brother
>>67081696
you have done everything correctly then, it was absolutely terrible, at least for book readers. Friends who haven't read them found it ok.
>>67077910
Did he break it during the walk in, because that fucking bum had no cardio for the whole fight.
Is this the EBI 6 thread?
>>67081600
He's a manlet and his early fights used to be boring
Also already been proven he couldn't become BW champ
>>67081801
Yes
>>67081816
stream? inb4 ufc.tv
>>67081549
I loved how as DC was essentially saying Jones is looking a bit rusty and he feels hard pulling out because he could beat this JBJ, Goldie just interrupted and said "as an athlete you'd want to face the best Jon Jones" and DC was just like "y..yeah"
>>67081729
what do you mean by that?
Is it ok if I like DC?
>>67081834
I'll try to find one once it starts.
How can jones be considered the GOAT when every fight goes to a decision?
>>67081904
Is it okay to like a literal dicksucker?
>>67081904
Yes.
Any fighter can be your boy except the cock guy Rockhold or Travis Browne
>>67081904
>>67081921
he finished 10 of his 17 UFC fights.
>>67081931
>Travis Browne
Browne is literally the best heavyweight right now
Ben Askren's podcast is better than The Fighter and the Kid
>>67081893
He comes across as an uncle tom
>>67081990
Idiot
>>67081920
thanks mane
Ovince st whatever was so ridiculous last night, hed connect good strikes and then back off and let jones kick him 10 times before he tried to punch again.
That was one of the worst LHW bouts I have ever seen, Jones was also so bad and insecure he kept only doing as little as he needed to do to win... You could see it in his face he was pissed about how he couldn't just walk up and finish that dude.
>>67082017
TFATK is literally the worst podcast I ever listened to, it's not that hard to top.
>>67081927
I just like him, he seems genuine. Whereas bones seems to be bipolar, fake.
>>67082084
yes but DC doesn't fit the stereotypical bull fantasy for the TFATK fans in these threads
>>67082035
are you saying he's not down for the cause?
>>67081904
You should like DC, he is a good fighter and a good human being.
>Fight pass shilling out some shitty grappling tournament
Literally why? Grappling is objectively the most boring part of MMA, why would anyone watch pure grappling?
If you could send one heavyweight current or retired into the octagon to absolutely smash jones through the canvas: Who would you pick?
>>67082148
none you weirdo
>>67082148
bork is the only right answer im sure
>>67082148
Fedor
>>67078764
Grappling gives you infectious diseases.
>>67082162
Brock couldn't smash shit, only smother to death
>>67082148
I'd have to go with Barnett.
we using heemspeak for EBI? its on now
>>67082148
Daniel Cormier
>>67082218
A slight brush from his fist turned faces into bloody messes.
Imagine if he focused solely on boxing, he could have reached mike Tyson levels of domination
>>67082180
Fedor's beady little eyes would definitely be an advantage.
>>67080812
it looks like that shitty app that makes people look better for selfies, cranked all the way up to 10
EBI STREAMSSSS PLS
EBI stream where
>>67082265
And if he got into MMA earlier and didn't get that diverticulitis
>EBI running the same time as Game of Thrones
Eddie u goof
>Sponsored by Ayahuasca
>JRE Logos in the background
top kek
Is nick the tooth a meme?
>>67082325
manhump ladies and gentlemen
>>67081508
>yo an an a
>ee yen jay chick
anana?
>>67082302
>>67082304
UFC.tv
>>67082265
I don't think you ever watched Brock fight
Also he was absolutely terrified of being hit
>>67082134
>Grappling is objectively the most boring part of MMA
maybe that's why ever think of that?
>>67082376
I think more fighters should just flip the bird when they're in submission desu.
The Undertaker had that locked in tight, there was no way Lesnar was going to get out of it even despite his bigger frame. Pretty devastating submission hold if it managed to put the former UFC World Heavyweigh Champion of the World Brock Lesnar to sleep
>>67082302
>>67082304
LEGAL
http://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-6
For Illegal goofs
findminecraft.com/eddie-bravo-invitational-6
>>67082417
this
Boxers always say how bad boxing is in MMA compared to pro boxing. As a jits guy the same applies to grappling
>>67082446
>findminecraft
what the fuck is this
Who /EDGY BRAH INVITED/ here?
>>67082519
me
you got heemspeak?
>>67082446
>screamer.swf
Thanks, NoScript :^)
>>67082441
yeah the ref really should have intervened sooner. brock could have been seriously injured
>>67082519
Can't find a stream, Taima has it in their schedule but isn't streaming it.
Ooooh shit. That looked bad
Tappy
There are some big guys in this tournament
>>67082624
Eddie uses MMA weightclasses usually but this is Openweight so guys dont worry about slimming down
>>67082545
Nah, you already missed Garry Tonon making some guy get knee surgery.
>>67082639
no i saw it
I just want to talk to fellow grapplers
>>67082624
for u
>>67078764
looking pretty small desu
>>67069480
Are those toe imprints?
does anyone believe that jon was offered a suitcase bonus if he fought so safe that he would guarantee the rematch with DC at 200?? theres 10 million dollars floating around right now in the UFC that will (should) be used to recover the 200 card.
Pettis getting outstruck in a kickboxing match is the nail in his career coffin
Hope that local gym and bar owner money keeps him afloat
>>67082734
yup
>>67082746
If they don't believe that, there's another suitcase in osps hotel room that started with 20k and lost 250 bucks for each punch he threw, habeeb dat
>>67082746
he was going to fight safe regardless knowing the stakes.
facing someone with a totally different style and stance on 3 weeks notice and after a year layoff - jackson and jones for sure sat down to figure out the safest way through it
>>67082746
They're alread planning it
>>67082825
i can habeeb that too. i just wonder.
>>67077408
Just a reminder: dana white has a net worth of 350 million dollars
>holly Holm took home more money losing to Tate than jewbok paid out total for 197 by a factor of two
Does this goof commentator not know how EBI works?
Yuri looks great
>>67082945
I think the rules got recently changed
>>67082945
>watching SMA
Kill yourself, casual.
I love it, you have fightpass but you've still never watched a card before Conor turned up.
>>67082685
How do I get heemspeak?
>>67083000
download Teamspeak Client
Click Connect
type this in address bar
ts41.gameservers.com:9185
Meanwhile in Iceland
>>67083000
have to post a video of you heeming someone for invite
nice get
why doesn't eddie get rogan and schaub to do the commentary for these?
>>67083032
Ah fuck I just realized I don't even have a mic.
>>67083105
>i put on my nicest white shirt over my nicest white wifebeater
>>67083086
>Schaub
>BJJ
topkek
Rogans also probably really busy and the UFC might not let him do other commentary gigs.
>>67083033
look at those little baby legs
smdh will they ever learn?
>>67083086
they already hooked him up with fight pass. theyre too busy.
>>67083123
if you got a laptop it probably has a shitty internal one
>>67083123
not even an inbuilt camera or something?
>>67082985
>I love it, you have fightpass but you've still never watched a card before Conor turned up.
False, I was a casual before McGoobs turned up
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEE_aJ3sBxB/
>>67082055
>he kept only doing as little as he needed to do to win...
seemed holm was doing the same thing against tate. had she opened up in classic style she could have finished miesha
>>67082148
Alistair Overeem. Absolute nightmare matchup.
>>67082265
>Imagine if he focused solely on boxing
He would quit because he doesn't like to get hit. LOL.
>>67083252
>i train a bare minimum of bjj in a gi
it shows how ridiculous WMMA is that Ronda's skillset smokes Tate but can't beat Holly, and Tate's skillset matches up well for Holly strictly because she can shoot takedowns
Flynn was a tough dude but great finish
>>67083252
>seemed holm was doing the same thing against tate.
well no. Holm is a counter puncher but Tate wasnt engaging much standing and waited for takedown opportunities.
Who do you lads have for Nelson-Tumenov? I have Tumenov, much better striking than Nelson and I think he has decent TDD as well.
>it's a "Joe Rogan says Demetrius Johnson is the best p4p fighter ever " episode
Has he ever forced any meme for this long and this vigorlously?
>>67083256
Is that you in the pic? You're clearly on the gas.
>>67083132
Schaub has solid BJJ.
>>67078631
>>67078511
>>67078471
Do you always talk to yourself on the spanish bullfighting forums?
>>67083159
>>67083160
I have a desktop. I'm looking around for something to use. Maybe earbuds with mic
>>67083354
but he is
>>67083387
yeah its decent for MMA. But he submitted who? Mitrione?
>>67083354
It's true. Who is better?
>inb4 Jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
