UPCOMING EVENTS (April)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
First for Demetrious Johnson
>no UFC until may 8th
JUST
>UFC 189 was 12 years ago
Continue posting viscous heems
Would you let your mom corner you, /heem/?
>>67067138
>you now remember Anthony "Rumble" Pettis
where did it all go wrong?
>>67066983
>>67067122
>>67067152
>Would you let your mom corner you
Fuck no. That's where she's most dangerous. Keep that bitch in the middle of the octagon.
>>67067138
>You now realize anthony pettis probably wouldn't even be top 5 in Bellator
>>67067212
It's sorta sad that we've already peaked in terms of MMA. Truly there will never be a more satisfying heem than this one.
>>67067138
>>67067317
>>67067288
>>67067212
>>67067189
>>67067160
>>67067138
>All that trash talk from Cejudo just to get knocked out in the first round
lmao
so much for olympic wrestling
>>67059579
>filename
So, what is it actually?
>>67067352
>>67067138
>>67067288
>>67067317
>letting the beating go on that long
Chinks are fucking ruthless.
>>67067363
People were saying without a doubt that cejudo would outwrestle mightymeme. Lel. Credentials mean nothing in mixed martial memes
>>67067363
whats up with you casual fans considering everything trash talk these days
If rumble had taken that fight he would have heem'd jones
>>67067422
They come from sports like basketball and football where the athletes have absolutely zero personality and go their entire careers without saying anything remotely provocative or interesting.
>>67067138
Do choke heems count?
>>67067422
Cejudo is 100% meme. He doesn't like being hit and even his wrestling is overrated cause be kicked his way to an Olympic medal in a weak field
World championships>Olympics for wrestling
Mighty meme is a better wrestler desu
>>67067288
This triggers me
Sakuraba is a hero
>>67067482
>>67067415
Cejudo did out wrestler Mighty Mouse. The only takedown of the fight was scored for Cejudo.
>>67067317
The crocop heem was inevitable. Alex really left his hands down too much.
>>67067138
>>67067458
its absolutely silly these days
>fighter: yeah I think I can beat him
OOOH DID YOU HEAR THAT DAYUM DAT TRASHTALK THO
>>67067522
Cain Velaskek
>>67067522
>wrestling is only happening during takedowns and not in the clinch
Hello newfan
>>67067460
GOODNIGHT IRENE
Requesting a webm of Jones picking up OSP and carrying him to the center of the cage.
>>67067394
Does anyone disagree that Yamasaki is a fuckin' toolbox?
>>67067522
In terms of takedowns yes but in terms of effective grappling, no way
MM got right back to his feet and barely lost a step
Plus MM also controlled the clinch throughout the entire fight, spinning Cejudo around a few times and making him eat knees and elbows relentlessly
Takedowns aren't everything when it comes to wrestling you know, there's also the elements of control and Cejudo had none of that
Easy Sunday Morning Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsH4CrwExCQ
>>67067646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_EfQtqDoc
Goes better with the heems imo
>>67067626
>>67067581
>knees and elbows are wrestling, but takedowns aren't
>>67067616
I disagree, it was a good stoppage
Coutoure was putting his hand up as defence
It didn't have to end like this
It's Happening
It didn't have to be like this
It's Happening
You could have prevented this
It's Happening
You only had to listen
It's Happening
It's Happening
It's over.
After Pat is Krylov, Gian, Corey and Latifi
Post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW_Y_hMC71Y
desu they should skip the DC fight I want to see rumble vs jones
>>67067807
>lil nog at 10
>shogun at 8
How old is this list?
Fucking Patrick Cummins would obliterate both of them at the same time.
>>67067646
https://youtu.be/Bdil3_Q6R6I
>>67067847
might happen if dc gets injured or they want to shoehorn jones onto 200 right? or is rumble booked up
Conor doesn't need to do a press conferences everyone knows who he is and what he can do everyone just wants to jump on his back the minute he does something out of the ordinary this isn't an out for him he's looking forward to fighting Nate he will easily beat him he was beating him last time too your all begrudgers who cares about press conferences we want fights not talking shut the fuck up about it already its just a press conference no one even watches them
Official base style power rankings:
1. Eastern traditional martial arts
2. Muay Thai
3. Kick boxing
-Power Gap-
27. Boxing
28. Sambo (racist AF name tho)
-Power Gap- (we're in meme status now)
8998. Krav MAGA
8999. Slav Elbow Slapping
9000. Wrestling
9001. BJJ
9002. Judo
Where is Robert Drysdale? His suspension should be over soon.
>>67067996
He got cut
>>67067558
fucking nigger
>>67067394
god, brock's hammer fists are shitty. TKO (annoying taps to head)
put some fucking swing into them
>>67067989
Where does Filipino Boxing place?
>>67067558
the ref said keep fighting but the spic thought that he could call the shots and take a break whenever he wanted to
>>67067977
I hope Connor doesn't get added back, and gets so buttmad he fights for Bellator just to spite UFC and gets heem'd because he'll be fighting for an organisation that doesn't suck his manlet dick anymore.
Are we still posting heems?
Are you all aware of the hot new meme based on Sensei Seagal that's happening on /tv/?
>>>/tv/68653268
>>67068057
someone post some slams. i loved jon doing the DC patented "pick a motherfucker right the fuck up and dump him on the mat" shit last night
>>67068140
Yeah I've requested a webm of that twice.
>>67068086
Kill yourself
>>67067403
Meanwhile, in the west...
anyone got the JBJ slam?
is that how his arm was broken?
>>67067001
>niggas calling jon jones boring and saying he'd get beat by HW
LMAO
You guys are so fucking stupid, one bad fight and he is boring and incapable?
Nigga gave me the most thrill fights ever, he is the most creative guy in the game. And he'll die of overdose before he gets beat in the octagon.
we
>>67068178
>>67068208
>nonamericans saying nigga
when will this meme end
>>67067594
>>67068249
Youre my hero.
>>67068249
but where is the sound!
THE SOUND?!?
The JBJ/OSP fight was so fucking boring wtf.. Based Mighty Mouse & Rodrigues saved the card
>>67068321
.gifs don't have sound.
>>67068321
If you want webm's with sound and better mma discussion go here.
http://boards.420chan.org/mma/
This is how much each UFC 197 fighter was given by Reebok instead of allowing them to use sponsorships.
The full UFC 197 UFC Athlete Outfitting payouts included:
Jon Jones: $30,000
def. Ovince Saint Preux: $30,000
Demetrious Johnson: $40,000
def. Henry Cejudo: $30,000
Edson Barboza: $10,000
def. Anthony Pettis: $10,000
Robert Whittaker: $5,000
def. Rafael Natal: $10,000
Yair Rodriguez: $2,500
def. Andre Fili: $5,000
Sergio Pettis: $5,000
def. Chris Kelades: $2,500
Danny Roberts: $2,500
def. Dominique Steele: $2,500
Carla Esparza: $2,500
def. Juliana Lima: $2,500
James Vick: $2,500
def. Glaico Franca: $2,500
Walt Harris: $2,500
def. Cody East: $2,500
Marcos Rogerio de Lima: $2,500
def. Clint Hester: $5,000
Kevin Lee: $5,000
def. Efrain Escudero: $10,000
>>67068398
No one here cares. Go back to /r/mma.
>>67068187
I think his arm might have gotten worked by some of JBJ's kicks, not sure though.
>>67068398
>former champion
>$2,500
Reebok is getting cut soon right, no one actually buys those shirts do they?
Jon Jones is literally the GOAT
>>67068421
Nah
>>67068430
I have yet to see anyone wearing reebok UFC gear
>>67068478
Go to a UFC event.
>>67067206
hehe
>>67068489
Buy me a ticket
>>67068398
That's straight fucking pathetic pay for a professional athlete.
Are any athletes in any other sport limited in sponsorships like in the UFC?
>You walk in club
>This Casanova squeezes your girl's ass
What do you do?
>>67067138
Viscous, you say?
Who is the best looking UFC fighter unironically?
>>67068540
What fucking nigger
>>67068540
SUFFOCATION
Do you see MLB players coming out with Dude Wipes and Dynamic Fastener ads on their uniforms?
>>67068620
>he watches baseball
wew
>>67068564
>oblique kicked him to a DEC
>couldnt hold him down even when he was gassed while he got his strength to the next level and osp had 2 weeks to train
>wasnt his toughest fight
>>67068534
Not that I know of
A lot of fighters have been talking about free agency or going over to other promotions like Bellator after the UFC made this deal with Reebok
Before, the fighters would sometimes make more money in sponsorships than the UFC would pay them
>>67068620
Meant as a reply to >>67068534
>>67068235
I'm a black murrican living in Brasil.
Are you more confident on DCs chances after last night?
>>67068332
i'll never understand why'd he give up on that position
>>67068645
Oh look, it's one of those dorks that watches UFC and WWE but not real sports.
>>67068540
What a bitch
>>67068725
whatcha doin Rabbi ?
>>67068715
it was a tune up fight where he wanted to go through 5 rounds, get rid of ring rust and make dc underestimate him. its all in the Greg Jackson Gameplan(tm)
which fighter is the ugliest in your opinion
>>67068712
Absolutely not. Jones is more opponent-focused than most fighters when it comes to his camps. He prepared for a pillow-fisted wrassler and ended up fighting a big and tall guy with weird knockouts. I don't think it's very indicative of where he's at.
>>67068791
forgot picture.
>>67068712
why would i be he's a 37 year old fat manlet with bad knees, he's a shit striker at range, jones dominated him last time
>>67068540
That press conference after that was hilarious.
Babalu: "he deserved it, he called me motherfucker"
There aren't 10 light heavyweights in the world who can beat OSP in a fight
is this the fight to make in bellator?
What the hell is DC's injury anyway? Until I see an xray I'm gonna keep assuming he has a sore pussy.
I want to see OSP vs Rumble
>>67068860
>pornstars having drama
jesus, how embarrassing
>>67068860
That's a strong co-main right there
>>67068798
Caio Magalhaes
>>67068860
riley looks like gollum to be fair
and im assuming the winner is the number 1 contender to face nigganou
>>67068860
how is this worse than cm punk
>>67068860
id watch it
>>67068572
NO BREATHING
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/724059431294488576
What did he mean by this?
Sparred today and got a good punch in the jaw. Maybe it is broken, maybe it is not. I will see tomorrow if it's swollen.
Some guys there go almost full contact.
>>67068860
would watch desu
OSP is one smart mofo
He trained for like 3 weeks, didn't get KOed, and walks out with a nice paycheck
He knew he was fighting a rusty Jones and was safe
>>67069030
play this game, id assume
>>67069057
i'm not surprised mother fuckers
>>67069057
HES RUNNING SCARED
>>67068999
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>67069030
Jesus Christ that's shameless even for Dana.
>>67069083
He broke his arm tho
>>67069083
He's also Dana's boy now. In his interview with Olivi he said more than once how OSP's stock has risin after last night.
hhems?
Who can beat Dark Souls Demetrious Johnson?
>>67069057
>sparring this hard when you know you have a big, upcoming fight against Lithcuck
>>67069057
pics or it didn't happen blockhead
>>67069136
Dominick Cruz... again
You now remember this guy
>>67069146
>not sparring hard for your upcoming fight with lithcuck
>>67069125
he just meant he was more known now which is obvious
>>67069057
>sparring hard ever
kek
>>67069187
>he likes having no chin
post your record fagget
>>67069205
What's the optimum percentage to spar at?
>>67068536
slap his ears and piss on his body, laughing, as his menierse disease renders him helpless
>>67068860
ultimate submission when?
Is Barboza the king of meme kicks?
>>67069234
60%
you can spar every day at this %
I think Jones should take another fight before Cormier, to shake off some of the rust.
Never figured that Bruce Leroy would be less of a meme fighter than both the Pettis bros but here we are.
>>67068860
They should have to start the fight in the "north-south" position if you know what I mean
>>67069269
no
>>67069316
No. Please explain....in detail.....slowly
>>67069310
Sergio was decent
>>67069310
why wouldnt you have guessed that?
bruce leeroy is legit
my longtime boy since tuf & his backyard fights
>>67069345
Watch this video, it explains it better than I ever could.
>http://www.redtube.com/529946
muh eye
>>67069379
>tensnake is a famous DJ and UFC fighter
>i'm still posting on heem
i need to start living my life like the main character of a movie that i would want to watch
>>67069269
So Pettis is finished right?
>>67068860
WIll they fight at ultimate surrender? I'd totally watch it.
>>67069422
Yes the meme is over, RDA broke him.
Why do fighters get Fight of Night bonuses? Thats like saying it's a good thing that you had a long grueling fight that you barely won. Performance of the night makes sense but not Fight of the Night,
>>67069296
tell that to the guys who get clipped at 40%. They always get mad when I barely touch them with a clean shot. It almost always ends up being a 100%.
What happened to Anderson Silva?
Ovince Saint Poo
>>67069599
He died for our sins. God bless.
>>67069599
Who?
>>67069599
USADA
What happened to the Serb with the pit bull and dark clothes?
>>67069599
His chin got deleted
Who is the LeBron James of MMA?
>>67069597
post picture of injury with time stamp macrocephalyfag
>>67069205
>Dutchman being against hard sparring
>>67069739
jon jones
>>67069205
the dutch kickboxers are known for going 110% in sparring. you're a disgrace smdh...
estonia's head is larger than rogan's
>>67069841
Man CeJewdo got fucking DESTROYED
>>67069841
>olympic """"""""""""""""""""athletes""""""""""""""""""""""
>>67069919
wrestling children apparently doesn't count for much
>>67069841
build wall chicano
look at that tall hair he has to add a few inches to his height
M A N L E T
>>67069841
>HUUUUUUURGH
>>67069965
does anyone have that gif of goldie trying to smile?
>>67069841
>Mexican """"""""""""""chin""""""""""""""
>>67069762
>>67069823
desu only Mikes Gym does that which is the gym where badr hari comes from. They literally try to kill you in sparring there
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYhUC2uQR7I
even paul daley is in this vid
in generally we spar 40-60% but every day
>>67070023
>thinks benching 425 for 5 reps is virtually impossible
>>67068540
did this guy get punished for this
>>67070057
why the fuck do you keep posting this every time you motherfucker I have no idea what you're talking about plus we're not even talking about s&c so why even post this next time you post it im going to kill you
>>67068725
>real sports
>>67070023
Daley reminder Nick Diaz chose to stand and bang with him and knocked him the fuck out
>>67070057
>benching makes you a good fighter
no wonder LHW is such a shit weight class
failed college athletes that learn an overhand and one takedown focusing mostly on s&c
>>67070133
You can't even own guns you're not killing anybody.
>>67070253
>I cant come to america and buy a gun
I think you'd be suprised
>>67070251
>Being THIS new.
>>67070274
bad. ass.
>tfw noone on heem can stop my blast double
Feels good man
>>67070458
enjoy your guillotine
>>67070458
you'll land in my triangle senpai
wouldnt be the first time i've choked out a wrestler
>>67068077
>get jarheemed in 35 seconds
>>67069057
why do eastern euros always go full retard and gas out/injure themselves within 5 mins of training?
>>67068860
>Strong is Riley's dick sucking technique, Joe
did the white man finally break jon jones?
>>67070541
>>67070569
>implying you both wouldn't go straight to side control
>implying I don't fish a brutal kimura and end your career
I'll take it easy on you though
>>67070810
Wonderboy vs Jones at 185
Who wins?
>>67069599
He came up against England's own Michael "The Queen's Protector" Bisbing.
>>67068939
>Caio Magalhaes
have you seen bethe
>>67069030
>most of the replies are about Goobs
>>67069646
>>67070865
Jones would be anorexia-tier at 185.
Aside from the slams that fight was straight shit. Really hope Jones turns it up against DC or he's gonna get steamrolled.
>>67070865
don't think Jones can make 185
>>67070922
can we talk for a while about how much we loathe goob fans? Say what you will about the mick himself, his fans are just a whole new level of braindead near-religious level fanatics. Literally shit up everywhere.
>>67070865
Wrong direction. Bones is going to HW
>beats Cormier, talks trash
>calls out Werdum
>NYE 2016 or superbowl weekend 2017
jones will never fight rumble now right
he gets hit alot, if rumble connects its over
>>67070058
purse cut in half - kicked out of ufc for it
>>67071070
>Could barely beat OSP
>Beating anyone at HW
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/22/11487290/khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-asked-me-headline-ufc-200-against-georges-st-pierre-mma
>Shish Kebab ducked le retired knee injury man
>>67070715
>Vitor is a BJJ black belt
>Jones is a BJJ white belt
>Jones won via submission
>>67071280
Dana said this wasn't true, don't know why Khabib would lie about it though
>>67071302
Jones trains at a gym that teaches BJJ/wrestling/grappling but combined into one art.
He's a black belt in that.
For anyone interesting Hiro is posting on /tv/ in the sticky
odds eddie wrestlefucks rda?
>>67068212
what the fuuuuuuck?
>>67067558
>protect yourself at all times
WHAT PART OF IT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU IMBECILE?
>>67071280
khabib has never fought during ramadan. does't matter the month
>>67068235
>dis nigga
Shiiiit doe, bitches be like "I'mma tell you whachu gon say nigga, else I fuck yo shit up!" Daaaaaaamn, smdh
>>67071573
>hostile post
>look at flag
calm down m8
>>67071302
Jones trains no-gi, no-gi doesn't have belts. He's a three stripe white belt in gi.
Just finished watching the fights, that had to be the most boring tittle fight i've watched since gsp, i can't remember a standing tittle fight so boring
man i hate osp
>>67071376
>>>68668905
is me
>>67071809
>title fight
>finds GSP boring
I guess I can't really expect intelligent comments from a 3rd world country
>>67071853
>GSP isn't an extremely boring fag
>>67067558
dindu nuffin
Friendly reminder RDA whispered that the show was over to Pettis after dominating him the entire fight.
why did casuals think Jones looked bad
he dismantled OSP
>>67071894
"dismantled" is a pretty extreme word, and also it's OSP
>>67071853
Puerto Rico is not a country faggot.
Australian education is obviously an oxymoron, google it if that word is to big for you
>>67071917
>puerto rico thinks he's a part of the USA
>>67071853
The difference between a GSP fight and gay porn is that I can jerk off to gay porn.
>>67071934
Just because you jumped the border it doesn't mean you're more american juan
>>67071943
you gay or something? GSP is a sexy motherfucker with a fantastic body
>>67071969
Aren't you like Guam and shit ? Like you're not really american, you can't vote and shit like that ?
Honest question btw
What if Johnson vs Cruz II? Their fight was five years ago, it would make sense today (assuming bantwamweight contenders get screwed by a superfight between two guys from different divisions)
>>67069841
Erased. I was shocked really. Was rooting for DJ but just didn't think he'd destroy Cejudo and make it look so easy.
>>67071894
This was supposed to be a new, more determined, sober, and hungry Jones. He was even fed a can on short notice. It was a boring fight
>>67072016
We can vote, we just have to move to the states
>>67072022
Dom beats him easily, he's so much bigger he'd just sit on the outside use his meme mewvment and jab to a points victory
>>67072058
Why doesn't Dom move to feddaweight? WHY
>>67071894
real casuals don't know what the real jon jones is capable of and would've been disappointed deeply.
>>67072058
Don't forget he had a broken hand and still dominated
>>67072094
>>67072044
>>67071913
he didn't do anymore than he had to do, why try hard against someone you know you can beat easily
>>67072085
why doesnt everyone move to their natural weightclass?
>>67072144
Not giving your 100% can't make you goat.
