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Confirmed for black goat
Post ufc 197 edition
First for Texas
Shoob
osp was beat up
That was shit, any more sports on?
>shitposting canuck OP gets heemed
>replaced by cuck american OP
Would you guys date a qtp2t filipina?
List of people who would have won that fight:
>DC
>Rumble
>Gus
>Rockhold
>Hunto
>Ngannou
Close but not quite:
>Schaub
>Ryan Bader
Does anybody actually think Jon jones could beat werdum??
>>67059688
stop
>tfw not getting drunk and gambling at the MGM grand right now
ngannou
>>67059689
good post
>>67059624
I'm betting the farm on DC
>>67059688
He/she got a face like an animal but I can't quite figure out which one.
>>67059694
Werdum would crush him
Wow for once, Mighty Mouse's fight was one of the more entertaining of the evening. Never thought I'd say that.
>>67059706
>Only being able to gamble in specific places
>Prostitution is illegal
Lmao
Jon Jones is literally the most boring champion the UFC has
you can't prove me wrong
>following up MMA with Judo
kewl stuff BT
>>67059666
thank goodness you didn't get mine. I am spared from the shame
>>67059755
Has been since the Rashad fight.
Maybe Jones more serious attitude now is the reason he was more hesitant and seemed to not be going for it.
He said going into fights before, if he lost, he'd just use the fact he never was taking it seriously. Now he can't do that, so he's extra careful so as not to get Heemd and less free
>mfw dc thinks he would have won tonight
>>67059694
Of course my boy could beat Jon Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
It just doesn't feel like a real fight if somebody isn't bleeding, lads.
>>67059746
I'm not this guy, just to clarify
Event's over. Casuals and WWE babbies leave.
Jon Jones would get DESTROYED by any top 10 heavyweight.
If you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight, NO EXCUSES.
OFFICIAL P4P RANKINGS:
1. MIGHTY MOUSE
2. CONOR MCGREGOR
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999. JON "BLOWS" JONEs
>>67059720
>Conor ran
>Bones gassed
>time to suck up a new guy
Who /still shocked at Barboza vs Pettis/ here?
Cub is back to being my #1 boy
>>67059694
Coked up heel jones could beat Werdum.
2016 jones would get destroyed.
>>67059726
hippo
>>67059790
Damn, South American weed looks awful
>>67059780
He would have won at least 2 rounds
>>67059756
Kim Polling running this shit
![Superraton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a0kfTIc.jpg "Superraton[1].jpg")
>Jon Jones and DJ fight on the same card
>DJ gets impressive first round finish
>Jon has boring 5 decision win
>DJ has more impressive, devastating clinch work
>DJ finished an Olympic gold medalist in under 3 minutes
>Jon, even in his coked-out prime, couldn't finish a complete non-medalist Olympian
Mighty Mouse confirmed for GOAT.
>>67059790
mirá que fasito MMMMMMMMMM
>>67059790
thats some dirtweed desu
>>67059720
>manlets who would get destroyed by literally anyone 150lbs and above
>relevant
When will they fucking learn, until I see DJ look competitive in an open weight tournament, i will never rate him.
Might as well televise U15 soccer finals on the champions league.
my brit stream is showing judo and that blows my mind as an america fag
>>67059829
the commentator is horrific
CORR A YUKO
>>67059804
>2. Conor McGregor
Diaz's bitch boy is not the #2 P4P fighter
>>67059694
Its actually funny because they are extreme opposites of each other
Werdum being one of the nicest guys in the UFC and Jones being one of the cockiest
and you know, you cant be a cock guy
Post webm of Yair meme heem please.
That was the only fight I enjoyed tonight.
Forever my boy.
>>>>>>>>REMINDER
This was Jones's first fight under the new USADA rules.
any webms of that huge slam that possibly fucked OSP's shoulder?
How fucked would Conor be against Barboza?
>>67059847
need Goldberg here desu
>>67059838
>shitposting this hard
As expected of Australia.
>>67059850
Werdum isn't nice at all, he's a dick.
>Jon Jones or GSP will main event UFC 200
So wait... jon jones doing coke and not training is better than serious hard work jon jones?
Maybe weightlifting stresses out your joints and makes you stiffer, slower and less enduring.
>>67059755
he is since GSP left
>>67059694
Yes
>>67059790
>dat weed
>>67059869
#thelads
>>67059783
so based
>>67059853
USADA is kill UFC, it was Pride but with technique,
Jesus Christ, this was Jones most boring win yet
>>67059845
Judo's got a higher priority than baseball
The sox/astros only get on the shitty bt/espn channel
>>67059869
How come sometimes you can post emojis on here and sometimes they don't work.
>>67059820
>>67059835
There is no such a thing as "southamerican weed"
There is good weed and bad weed all over the world, this time i had bad luck with the dealer.
>>67059869
>yfw JBJ and DC have been bffs this whole time
>$59.99
>$59.99
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>>67059869
Is there a more contrived rivalry in MMA?
>>67059852
>>67059809
>post-usada Pettis
cmon man
>>67059871
why would you say that?
>>67059790
DUDE WEED LMAO
PRESS 1 IF YOU'RE HIGH AS FUGGG RITE NOW
>All these casuals surprised by Winklejohn MMA fighters winning by decision
>>67059921
Free
Thread's getting comfy, 35 degree Celsius here. Manlet haters BTFO.
>people actually thought Jones would be the HWC
>this Cormier promo
Why.
>>67059871
>he believes this
You don't know shit.
>>67059755
Who is Dominick Cruz? Don't get me wrong. Jones is absolute cock tease, but Cruz is boring from start to finish
>>67059871
b but he makes funny faces! XD
reminder that gay faggy manhump should be on /asp/ with mandrama
who won
anyone got a DJ TKO webm lads
werdum would choke the shit out of jones
>>67059946
>Cruz is boring
>It's a JUST BLEED moron
>>67059929
He's pretty arrogant, makes a ton of excuses and rarely gives other fighter's credit. He's not a jones level asshole but he's definitely not a nice guy.
>>67059931
DUDE
1
>>67059933
>who is holly holm
>who is yoel roidmero
>Overeem v.s. Arlovski
literally battle of the glass jaws. should be spicy
>>67059790
nice bottled schwag you got there bud
>>67059959
ngannou
>>67059921
I pay £3 a month for BT sport and get all the ppv's
Thanks for working there brother :3
>>67059952
/asp/ is dead
>>67059959
cormier
>>67059862
He'd heem Barboza.
>Weidman
>Jones
>Pettis
>Conor
>Rousey
>Cain
Who did USADA fuck the worst?
>>67059959
Mark Coleman
link to presser?
>>67059624
>5 round decision against a can, looking gassed
>p4p goat joe rogan masturbation hour
maybe this semen slur... im going to bed
Someone post a webm from the embeded when he said "you got to watch out for that left knee"
>>67059970
>Doesn't know about the sport killer meme
>>67059978
I pay 3$, lad. you get the prelims?
>>67059866
for real though, DJ should not even be mentioned in p4p rankings.
Do we celebrate skeletors who set personal bests on weight bench the same way we would with those setting world records?
Of course not.
>>67059923
>he literally turned the only open eye he had away from his opponent
>>67059988
>>67059975
It's actually not prensado and not seedy, just was cut to early by a """friend""".
Big mistake.
How come everytime i post that picture everyone notice the weed and not the Malvinas Mate?
>>67059966
>the champ that throws pillowfists has a lisp
kek, keep memeing
Who /Mistress T/ here?
#ANDSTILL
>>67059973
Except you know it will be 2 rounds of staring and circling while the crowd boos before someone gets unceremoniously KO'd by a glancing shot behind the ear.
Win or lose, Conor will never have a boring fight.
>>67059790
>jar of wasps
>>67060008
Nah, bt just show the mains
You cannot call Meme Mouse the number 1 p4p best when Dominick Cruz is still alive fighting. DC dominated him and would dominated him again
>was gonna buy the PPV but forgot it was today
Sounds like I didn't miss much.
Anyone got the webms, though? Especially the Mighty Microbe tko?
>>67059965
Pretty much this.
The moment Jones tried a takedown or got close enough it would be over
Werdum could submit 99% of the UFC fighters without much trouble
Who /Pancrase/ here?
why can't one ask a question without being mobbed by memesters
it's reddit with the puns and you with your silly wrong answers
>>67059790
HAHAHAHA I honestly thought that jar was filled with crickets, and I thought to myself "Ew gross, fucking South Americans, eating bugs..."
Then I saw the comments that apparently that's weed. That's the shittiest weed I've ever seen, and I once bought an oz for sixty bucks off a guy with a glass-bottomed boat in Honduras.
>>67060037
same here for sony espn.
>All those "cheeky tenners" the bookies just got tonight from people doubting THE GOATS
>>67059952
""""""""american""""""""" soccer fan traitors not welcomed
>>67060038
Urijah is the #1 GOAT, no debate here
>>67060040
werdum looks a lot stronger than jon jones too..
Jon jones has small joints, will be fun to see how he deals with someone his size, but thick heavyweight joints.
https://streamable.com/u3ov
What did he mean by this?
>>67060055
>literally the same beard
Beard confirmed for GOAT
>>67059984
>Weidman
Maybe
>Jones
Well he still won, plus ring rust
>Pettis
Maybe so
>Conor
He still beat Chad & Aldo under usada testing
>Rousey
Honestly she would have lost to holly no matter what
>Cain
He lost to Werdum before USADA
>>67060038
They are in different weight classes. 125 didn't exist when they fought, so DJ fought up.
>>67060031
Win or lose, no one cares about the opinion of a 189er
>>67060055
Omg, MM is bigger than Bones!!!! :O
>>67060046
Like i said earlier, it's actually not that weed that comes from paraguay and central america, it's from a friend who cut it too early and probably dry it in bad conditions, but that's all right.
Anglos are weird as fuck with weed they actually get mad if you don't smoke good weed.
>>67059984
weidman. conor blasted the top of the FW in reebok/usada era, cain wasn't ready for the altitude, rousey just had an exploitable style
pettis is a meme and jon just won a ring rust fight while still looking like he could go more rounds
>>67060068
i dont blame him 2bh
>>67059984
Pettis for sure. He's looked like absolute shit since it started
>>67060079
Not a 189er, been watching for a decade, which is why I rate Conor. Everybody has a boring fight here or there, I don't think he ever will.
>>67060068
>it's a Joe forgot to bring Mike's morphine to work episode
So is Pettis gonna get cut now?
>>67060082
>not expecting to get torn to shreds when posting a personal pic
How's your first few days on 4chan?
Jon was unphased and cake walked through that fight.
I have no doubt he would beat DC and Werdum
>>67059946
Cruz is fun though and a top lad
>>67059984
Pettis. He completely fell apart after RDA. The rest have either only lost one fight or none at all since then. And Cain always had those issues.
>>67060068
>Jo-UYHNNAUW
Honestly the English alphabet cannot convey the fucking sound he made there. Was that a stroke?
>>67060085
Jones only looked like he could go more rounds because he was fighting someone who was doing even less than he was. Imagine if this fight had the pace of his fight against DC or Gus.
>>67060068
Pronouncing that hsit is hard enough. No wimagine it doing it as drunk as Goldie
>you now remember that a guy who was top 5 P4P just a couple months ago is now irrelevant
>>67060099
>Le every fight that goes to decision is boring
Casual beyond belief. Jones is an exciting fighter.
>>67059946
>not being a fan of cruz's movement
Add Anthony Pettis to the list of fighters USADA has destroyed
>>67060129
>HOW COULD IT HAPPEN TO ME
someone post the diaz bro squad webm pls
>>67060112
Ah ok. It's a banter>ring performance episode. I hate casual reruns
>>67060129
USADA made him irrelevant, just like it did with many other fighters
>>67060108
I post that pic everyday lad, have you not been in /heem/ this past week?
He's tough as nails, I'll give him that.
wasnt expecting Cejudo to get handled like that lads, still not a DJ fan though, I dont care what he does
>>67060129
He always be my boy
>>67060129
rip
>Implying anyone here could survive a Jones body kick
Also:
>When you see it
>>67060068
MWUAAAHHHH the champion JoYUNGa JohagnjayCheck,,
>>67060123
He actually started to look a bit gassed in the 4th tho, he just said so because why not. All that muscles he gained and the rustiness gotta played a big factor.
>>67060129
literally
W H O ?
H
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?
>>67060063
Faber pls
>>67060129
JUST
what's his name again?
>>67060129
That's the name of the game. Happened to Silva. A constant cycle. Same will happen to Mcgregor eventually, JBJ eventually . . . and so on
It starts with....
>>67060153
Sorry. Must have missed one of the dozens of threads we go through everyday. I'll try to step it up, my white friend.
Francis
>>67059984
Pettis, most certainly. He's flabby now and has lost most of his explosiveness. He's just doesn't want to pull the trigger.
I think Weidman is moreso a victim of the IV ban. He went from being on of the biggest weight cutters in MMA to cutting from only 192 for the Rockhold fight.
>>67060164
>This is all I know
Welp, I hope he enjoys Bellator.
Remember when Jones shitted his pants aginst Gus?
>>67060162
>>67060162
>that face when he gets kicked
>>67060177
I BLEED IT OUT
>>67060200
HA
Good call
>>67060176
Silva was well past his prime by the time he fell out of favor (due to a horrific injury, no less), and will always be remembered as one of the GOATs.
>>67060162
where was this kick tonight
>>67060200
Actually, it's the face Trump makes when he goes down that's the best part about that webm.
>>67060196
I still think that fight scarred Jones.
>>67060162
Didn't he axe kick him in the same spot after Belfort pulled guard?
>>67060129
Nate Diaz has actually ended Jose's career by beating Conor.
>>67060122
slenderman running by the window
>>67060171
>what's his name again?
Ellenberger
>>67060129
>P4P great derailed by a LITERAL meme """"""""""""""""""""fighter""""""""""""""""""""
Oh, how that must hurt.
>>67059666
I got all of them right and my predictions are not on there
>>67060220
>trumpshilling has devolved into trumpshaming for (you)s
cant wait till this election cycle is over
LADS after bout 7 years of being good friends/friendzoned by this girl she randomly tried to hookup a few weekends ago, now she just posted on facebook that she has aids. what the actual fuck? i'm drunk as fuck and that main event sucked so i don't know what to think about any of this. i'm going to eat some honey nut cheerios and go to bed
>>67060217
I agree, but you have to remember that he's still fighting. And he isn't anywhere near getting the belt back. And he just lost to michael bisping. All of this = he is now irrelevant
>>67060131
I've watched every Jon Jones fight and he hasn't been exciting in literally half a decade. He worries too much about a shiny belt buckle and does nothing but rely on his length to win--even his takedowns against the cage are due to his length.
He has pillowfists and is too content to sit back a mile away from his opponent and snipe peoples ACLs.
Even the exciting fights he's been in since getting the title has been because his opponents made it exciting.
L E N G T H
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Mighty Mouse is the best fighter of all time
>>67060234
What are you on about kid?
>>67060129
>dat ranking surge just so the hype machine could go harder
"I don't want any excuses."- Kenny Florian
>>67060235
women are evil la
>>67059755
>>67059778
oblique kicks, spinning elbows, spinning side kicks, slicing elbows, slams a former div 1 football player like a child. Ok he is boring
>>67060241
He is 40 years old and his leg was broken in half
what did you expect
of course he is not going to be the champion again
>>67060249
>kid
>doesn't see 4chan has become ronpaul2.0
>>67060244
Das it mane. Das dat real fukkin talk.
POST DIAZ SQUAD WEBM FRON 196 PLS
>>67060244
>He's boring cause he's been busy GOATing it up beating everyone with a game plan that works instead of JUST BLEED and getting KO'd
>tfw no (You)'s
>>67060259
i know, I was just solidifying my point.
>>67060269
>>67060257
thanks dana, you're right, i'm glad i spent 59.99 to view that card!
>>67060182
HIs name is Ajax
>>67060278
Natal won
>>67060278
Gotcha pal
>>67060244
>the champ needs to stop wanting to be champ
fucking loser talk. go #occupy something, libtard
>>67060278
here u go m8
>>67060281
I just wanna do BJJ and get high as fuck with the Diaz brothers up in the mountains in our post-workout mountain bike ride
is there a webm of the lookin for a fite rapist getting ko'd?
>>67060281
How do I get to be in a crew like this?
>>67060281
>legalize diaz
kek
>>67060284
>>67060290
>>67060295
thanks senpaitachi
america always fixes everything
>captcha: texas departn
>>67060157
Jon literally only threw oblique kicks and leg kicks or head kicks. Took him down like three or four times. The Jon Jones who even fought DC would have finished OSP and that's saying a lot with not so much. Jon played it safe and rightfully so, he had been out for 18 months and didn't want to risk anything against his first late replacement fight.
>>67060301
>Tfw lost $20 cause I thought he was actually good.
>>67060302
spend a couple decades in the 209 wasteland and you might just get tough enough
>>67060244
G S P 2 . O
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why are the GOATS always so fucking boring
>>67060306
I'm not sure how OSP survived that wheel kick though, completely unphased. Right to the neck as well.
>>67060302
>pretend to be a poorfag from the ghetto even though you go to one of the most expensive BJJ schools in the country
That's pretty much it.
>>67060244
And like GSP he's now apologizing after every fight
It's like pottery.
>>67060281
>mfw i could heem every there
Does anyone else run around their house and practice flying knees? I always jump off my left foot by accident.
>>67060310
>brags about cleaning out the division
>can't beat anyone but his wife
>>67060326
I throw high kicks constantly
Has Dark Souls training made Mighty Mouse a better finisher?
Webm of Jones wheel kick please?
>>67060340
MM looked good immediately. Did you see that speed at which he threw that overhand that missed in the first few seconds?
>>67060326
I practice wall and stall against my fridge
>>67060318
Yeah, I forgot about that shot desu. Yeah he took some shots and survived. I just wish he would have tried something against Jones. He literally did nothing at all, he didn't pull the trigger. Disappointing.
>>67060340
The way he folds after that last knee, strong
>>67060340
Jesus Christ Cejudo is such a bum.
>>67060326
I used to train Lyoto Machida crane kicks a shit ton.
I've stopped being as much of an mma autist since.
>>67060361
and yet here you are...
Dana just confirmed that OSP suffered a BROKEN ARM!!!
>>67060340
Joins the ranks of Cerrone in the glass body category.
>>67060244
>>67060313
>>67060324
You guys, like Dana, want ENTERTAINMENT from athletes. That where you made your mistake: athletes strive to win, entertainers strive to entertain.
If your fight entertains the crowd, great, but you fight to win. If you are fighting to entertain rather than win, you are an idiot.
Athletes: MMA
Entertainers: WWE
>>67060365
>everyone is as pathetic as you
My condolences
>>67060028
>get ready jon, i'm cummin to suck.
>>67060340
lil beast, muh boy
>>67060340
It's funny cause MM at least has the bald head and beard to look a little more adult, but fluffy-headed Cejudo just looks like a child who is getting his ass beat.
>>67060381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
>>67060340
This just made things with MM all the more ridiculous. He's obviously miles and miles ahead of his competition, they're not even in his peripheral vision!
Is the UFC really going to ruin him and waste him on "who gives a shit" fights? Are they going to start paying 135 pounders to cut down to face him? lol Egar, we need Edgar! Great performance though.
"Henry Cejudo wants no excuses for when MM gets beat by Henry Cejudo." pshhhhh
>>67060343
>>67060374
damn
>>67060401
I've been campaigning for DJ vs TJ all my adult life
The time is now
Just spoke to Ariel Helwani on the phone
Jon Jones to announce he's fighting DC at UFC200 during the press conference any minute.
>>67060381
>Mighty Manlet does it
BORING
>Jon Jones does it
HE'S AN ATHLETE. HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENTERTAINING, CASUAL
>>67060374
Where?
>>67060374
That 2nd body slam killed him
>>67060401
MM is the new Honda Housey. Dominating a relatively new addition to the sport. They'll catch up
