Dynamo (1 win, 2 draws, 3 losses)
vs
Columbus (1 win, 2 draws, 3 losses)
GET IN HERE, LADS
>soccer
>ohio
Is anyone even in the stadium?
>>67048426
OP, are the changes in your pic effective for this season, or is it something in the works?
Over/under on posts in this thread: 37.5
>>67048611
Heh, probably the under.
Crew are focusing on getting Higuain up the right side and crossing into the box.
>>67048579
Um.... the club permanently changed to the logo on the right. In 2014.
>>67048611
>>67048631
Challenge accepted.
>>67048715
So I don't keep track of other clubs' logo/name changes. No biggie, right? It's good to know going forward, anyway.
Deric gets a red card; I'm not sure it was warranted. Joe Willis in.
We gamethreads now, eh lads?
My tv feed went out. What did Deric do to get a red?
>>67048768
>I don't keep track of logos
No one's saying you should regularly Google every team name for the newest swag, but if you follow the league it's one of the things you just notice, like "there's no longer such a thing as the Charlotte Bobcats," or, "Peyton Manning quit to harass women full time."
>the city of Deric
>>67048835
>"Peyton Manning quit to harass women full time."
kek
That first logo looks like from a gay porn site.
>>67048809
It's a brave new world.
>>67048889
It sounds good to me, though.
>>67048886
Yes.
But there are no gay people in Ohio so they didn't notice for a couple years.
It's like how there were no gay people in America in the 1980s, and then you watch "Top Gun" in 2016 and you're like, "WHAAAAT"
>>67048918
How recently did literally every MLS thread get shouted down, like it was a WNBA general?
Progress is good, lads. Embrace the future.
What's for dinner tonight, m8s?
>>67048969
Gyros and cookies.
>>67048969
America
>bacon double cheeseburger with fries and a Diet Coke
England
>spotted dick
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
>>67048983
What kind of cookies?
>>67049046
>not a double bacon cheeseburger
>>67049101
>What kind of cookies?
Chocolate chip; they were warm, too, so the chocolate was gooey.
>>67048969
pork shoulder, sweet potato, black beans
>>67049118
That's the best way to have a cookie desu
>>67049150
Sounds great, embarrassingly I can't even remember the last time that I had a sweet potato.
>>67049204
>That's the best way to have a cookie desu
Agreed!
>>67049118
>>67049204
>>67049236
>thread degenerating into cookies
Yeah, these are the two fattest teams, alright
>>67049307
>he doesn't like cookies
>>67049307
I'm the cookie monster, and even I have to kek at this.
How long until Columbus turns their season around? I know it's the >least but still.
>>67048969
half of a cheesesteak sub from lunch..
>>67049387
>Columbus
>turning their season around
Did you forget the part where God Hates Ohio?
>>67049427
Based on MLS history I thought that was New England?
Man, the Crew can't seem to stay onside for their attacks. That's good for the Dynamo.
>Crew start out season with long road trip
>Lose half, draw half
>Come back home
>Start winning
Simple stuff
>>67049461
Are you >implying that you think Columbus is in New England, or that God Hates NE? Because both would be false.
Halftime.
1-0 Crew.
>>67049520
>Based on MLS history
>>67049410
I bet the first half at lunch was at least good l, though.
>>67049518
This is the 37th post ITT, for any haters still left.
>>67048969
A can of tuna, crackers, and skim milk.
>>67049868
Saltine crackers?
>columbus crew
>houston dynamo
jesus christ you americans are really clever with names
>>67050045
Indeed we are!
>>67050045
You should be asleep, Finlan.
>>67050045
It's officially "Columbus Crew SC" so that they can keep up with the fascinating Euro tradition of "City Name (Sport) Club" which is so universally beloved by uneducated europoors with no imagination.
Second half, and at least 3 will go in the net. Screencap this
brb refilling my pipe
>>67050300
>implying the thread won't still be here
>>67048611
>>67048631
Samefag so hard.
>>67050357
We'll see.
>>67050467
>>67050202
It's because if you live in Bongton and you're driving around town and see Bongton Football Club, you know exactly what it is. You know it's not the cricket club, or the rugby club, or anything else. If you see Bongton Bingers, you don't have any idea.
The main difference between our teams and yours is that ours start as small clubs that grow to be multi-million dollar businesses.
Your teams, in every sport, are "franchises" which is such a soulless word to begin with. They start as multimillion dollar investments from billionaires looking to make money, and who don't care about the sport at all.
It's why I find the fact the MLS is copying European soccer so stupid, especially shit like "Real Salt Lake". Typical soulless corporate attempts of trying to copy a good thing.
>>67050490
Congrats then, you were only wrong once.
>offsides
Just cuck my shit senpai
>>67050594
I know right? Oh well, that's not a bad thing.
>>67050519
how do you digest foreign investments
Higuain looked like he went down too easy, no way that was a red for Tyler Deric.
>>67050612
Crew are cucking themselves with all these offsides.
>my scooter when an Ohioan was fat near me
>>67050640
>Digest
Stop thinking about food, get the thesaurus out of your mouth, and ask your question normally.
>>67050671
That's what I think, too. And considering the diving call on the other Crew player earlier tonight, I wonder if he's been giving out pointers on how to dive.
>>67050723
Sadly from what I can tell there is only footage from one side so its gonna be touch to confirm.
>>67050705
Im not that guy, and I know its an epic maymay, but come on m8, you should know words have multiple meanings.
>understand or assimilate (new information or the significance of something) by a period of reflection.
>>67050705
>Emirates FA Cup
>muh local clubs
>>67050784
>How do you understand or assimilate foreign investments
Such a vague question.
My post has nothing to do with foreign investments.
The point I was making was that Euro team names are often in the format City FC because they originate as small football clubs with the goal of playing football, and American teams (MLS and other sports) have stupid names because they originate as corporate franchises with the goal of making money.
>>67050965
>Emirates is a sponsor, therefore my point is invalid.
My rebuttal to that is sponsored by Bud Light! The perfect beer for right now.
If you're saying that because there are sponsors and foreign money coming in, my point is invalid, you need to learn to read.
That does not invalidate the fact that our teams start small and grow, rather than start large and stagnate.
>muh
Oh wait, you said "muh" so I must be wrong.
>>67051177
you're pretending like your sports teams aren't owned by investment companies and that the sport is not about making money
>>67051177
>My post has nothing to do with foreign investments
It's hardly vague, and like I said, my post had nothing to with foreign investments either. I was just questioning your autisric critique of the word 'digest'
Do Columbus fans not know more than 1 or 2 chants? I've been hearing the same stuff from them on TV the whole game.
>Little Red Corvette
F
>>67051394
>Ohio
Probably not.
>>67051297
I'm doing nothing of the sort.
>originate
As I said, ours start as small clubs, yours do not.
Your teams are created in offices somewhere with the home that fans will follow, which in many cases they do not.
Ours start small, grow and then gain investment as the fanbase and success increases.
If you want to tell me a team like FC United of Manchester, a team that was created in protest of foreign investment (from an American no less), doesn't care about football and only cares about making money, go ahead.
But I know that everyone involved in the creation of any of your "expansion franchises" only cares about making money.
>>67051363
Was a vague question to me, didn't know what he was asking. But I did forget you weren't the original poster, my bad.
Game ogre.
Dynamo lose 0-1.
Decent game, have a nice night, friends.
>>67051721
That didn't take long.
In America, sporting events take 3+ hours
