Wilson vs Medlen
Orioles
1. Joey Rickard (R) RF
2. Manny Machado (R) 3B
3. Adam Jones (R) CF
4. Chris Davis (L) 1B
5. Mark Trumbo (R) DH
6. Matt Wieters (S) C
7. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
8. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
9. Hyun Soo Kim (L) LF
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Alex Gordon (L) LF
7. Salvador Perez (R) C
8. Omar Infante (R) 2B
9. Jarrod Dyson (L) RF
R O Y A L S
they are handing out mini world series trophys to the fans today
>adam chimpout jones
How badly are the smug birds gonna get smashed today? Hopefully I can bring my broom to the game tomorrow
>>67047585
u can bring it anyways just to memorialize the alcs from two years ago
I'm going to be "that guy" and rain on the Rickard parade a bit here.
He's not walking. He's swinging at literally everything. It's worked for him so far, but that's due to a fair helping of batted-ball luck.
This was not true in spring training, where he looked like a complete leadoff hitter with good patience and a good batting eye.
He needs to get back to that, fast, or his performance is going to tank once the luck dries up.
>>67047672
because our memes are literally unstoppable
RUN AND HE WILL GUN YOU DOWN
What a fucking moron!
Thanks for the out
>Trying to steal third with two out and Davis batting
why.jpg
SALVY SNIPED
I wish it was Schoop you could say he got no-scoped
:^)
as retarded as manlet machado is, he is a damn good third baseman
>makes idiotic baserunning blunder
>redeems himself immediately with glorious defense
Oh, Manny.
At least Manny kind of made up for it.
Thank god Tyler Wilson is finally starting.
Bold prediction: By the end of the year, the rotation will be
Gausman
Bundy
McFarland
Wilson
Ubaldo
>>67047891
Where's tilly, breh?
Looked pretty good on the last Blow Gays game.
After his typical first, holding them to 2 runs for 6 innings bretty good.
>>67047916
You could swap Tilly and Ubaldo depending on who ends up being worse this year. I'm not convinced, Tillman was being helped that game by a retardedly big strike zone. His control has looked bad.
locain's plate discipline has been awful this year
based Tyler saving this goddamn rotation
>>67048013
I don't know why he wasn't in the rotation to start the year, he looked really damn solid last year.
I wonder what mlb stat category moustakas will be leading in by the end of this game?
leading the mlb in sunflower seeds spit?
leading the mlb in high fives?
>tfw Manny's stupid baserunning cost the O's a run
Holy fuck though is Davis going to do anything other than walk, strike out, and hit dingers this year?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a solo dinger is just a thang gurl
Medlen will give up a long ball or two
gg oriobros
Kim lives
Looks like its already comeback time
Kim was just pretending to be retarded
Wasn't this pitcher on the Barves a couple years back?
OFFENSE IS BACK
ROYLELS ARE BEING NO-HIT
>retarded orioles commentators putting machado on trout and harper's level
where do the delusions come from?
I love how Tyler Wilson actually knows how to throw strikes.
Also, his curveball is nasty.
>>67048427
I believe stat-wise in hitting he is beating both of them, never mind the fact he is infinitely better at defense than both combined
>>67048345
jinx
>>67048427
>talking shit about gary
Machado's Defense numbers are out of the league bud.
>>67048427
Machado will finish this year with a higher fWAR than Trout.
SALVY SALVY SALVY
D
R
I
P
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORIOLES GOT BTFO
SALVADONG
>>67048491
>>67048277
THE MEMES
THEY NEVER STOP
Oh shit, it started at actual 7 PM this time?
>>67048622
For the year, obviously.
Trout is not getting any better, as a player. Machado still is.
>>67048651
it was better without you
>>67047676
He caught Adam Jones-itis.
There's no known cure.
>>67048651
pls go
>>67048662
>>67048684
>mad af oriosfag
>>67048706
Yes, this graph supports my point quite well, thank you.
>>67048748
>he actually believes that
>>67048072
His plate discipline is off the charts this year. He walked 4 times on Thursday night it's kinda unreal
>>67048427
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/manny-machado-is-also-amazing/
>>67048770
Do you know how to read a graph? Look at the trends.
Oh hey an RBI
>>67048664
>>67048691
B-but my name is Mike Moustakas Rules, I hear he leads the entire mlb in home runs
Damn you MLB.tv
I want to watch the Royals but I live in Maryland...
>>67048795
>Mike Moustakis Rules
You're fooling no one, Measles, Mumps and Rubella.
>implying KC barbecue isn't gloopy, sugary garbage
Pls, Gary Thorne, you're better than that.
is trap posting an orioles thing?
>>67048891
Please tell me Thorne and Palmer are together again finally.
>>67048919
Nah, we've still got Bore Dick.
>>67048938
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67048907
Nope.
>>67048891
>this is 10/10 b8 in baltimore
>>67048968
No, this is 10/10 b8 in Ballmer
Did salvy snipe someone earlier?
I wonder how many confirmed kills that makes now...
>>67048891
>too sugary
>he's never heard of arthur bryants
>>67049027
>>67049105
>over 100 confirmed kills
Dang
>>67049104
Do you expect anyone from Maryland to know anything except Old Bay?
GORDO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Wow who are these AAA players on the field
Holy fuck, Manny is on goddamn jet fuel this year.
>pitching to Machado
When are they going to learn?
#PayTheManny
>>67049212
>>67049104
>Implying there's barbecue anywhere in KC that's anywhere near as good as what you can get in the Carolinas or in Texas
WHO WAS THE RETARD TRYING TO CATCH THAT OVER DYSON?
KICK HIM OUT
This is turning into a nightmare AHHHHH
>>67049292
as a kansas city native who has had the best of every major region of bbq:
KC has the best pork bbq
Texas has the best beef bbq
Carolina has the best shitty ketchup bbq
Adam jones has two walks in a game. This is not a drill
>>67049292
you're gonna need a bigger bait
>>67049333
Checked.
>Adam Jones
>Walking
Pick... both?
>>67049292
>he's still trying to b8
HAHAHAHA OH GOD REALLY?
>>67049292
>implying someone who hasnt even had KC bbq has any credibility to judge how KC bbq compares to other places bbq which he probably hasnt had either
>roylels defense
dont worry moustakas will surely hit a grand slam
Well this has turned into a REEEEEEEE game real quick
>>67049338
>Carolina has the best shitty ketchup bbq
Carolina barbecue doesn't even have a tomato-based sauce
you have no idea what you're talking about.
Jones with the tricky tricks
Also this Medlen guy looks like he should be in our current rotation r/n desu.
>>67049400
Well he does lead the league in grand slams
>It's a "royals fall out of first place" episode
just fuck my shit up senpai
why is the defense full retard today?
Wait are these the Blue Jays?
>>67049508
DELETE THIS
This ain't half bad
>Mauer with power
Yall are about to see the most meme tastic comeback of all time
>>67049546
AYO GIMME DAT
royals will win 10-9
KEEP PECKING AWAY AT THESE BIRDS
>>67049598
I don't see any cat, false prophet
>go out to dinner
>come home and check on the score
>O's winning against the Royals
feels good man
>>67049760
Where did you go?
>>67049615
need to shoop yankees and red sox on the other girls and the rasy on the guy with the black hoodie
>>67049812
>Rasy
Top zozzle
Monday is Gausman vs our punching bag, Archer
Dis gun b gud
With that stop Mike Moustakas now leads the league in catching balls, falling on the ground, then standing up in time to throw the runner out at first base
>>67049786
Red Robin, off of Rt 175
This Boinee Sanduhs shit needs to stahp
>>67050062
Right? Nigga has already lost.
>>67050051
Nice. I'm about to head out for my Saturday night Taco Bell + Dunkin Donuts dinner of champions.
>>67050062
Are you going to be voting for based Trump on Tuesday?
>>67050178
Voting is for squares
>>67050207
Dubs
IT'S HAPPENING
Is it happening lads??
OPEN THE FAUCET LADS
>>67050178
Writing in for the GuacFather
Its all going according to plan
>>67050320
>Matusz warming
Oh fuck no, call the plumber
>>67050156
fat fuck
>>67050375
kek
>>67050156
Are you going to the Taco Bell on Rt. 1?
Well that was anticlimactic
did you guys know moustakas leads the league in GIDPs?
>3-2 count
>base stealers on base
>not running
fuck you
Dat Double
>>67050421
They're right next to each other and the doughnuts are for breakfast tomorrow.
Is there anywhere cheaper than taco bell dollars per calorie wise?
Wilson is through 5.0 IP with 65 pitches.
>>67050549
make your own food u fat fuck
avoid spicy diarrhea too
>some of the worst defense so far this season
>no errors
>>67050375
CRASHING THIS GAME... WITH NO SURVIVORS
Also god I hope Rickard is for real
>>67050465
No I live in HRVA. Tides are winning right now btw.
>>67050647
>Also god I hope Rickard is for real
See:
>>67047676
Got the fast runner out!
>>67050664
Reported, though it hurt my dick to do it
>>67050721
who is this semen demon?
>>67050664
wheres the penis
>>67050735
ur a fag for summoning the janny
>Orioles in charge of defense
>>67050929
he hasn't been doing his job anyway
>>67050929
agreed, need sauce noa
>Matusz
I understand the hate, to some extent, but there's no arguing that he's a good LOOGY
WE NEED ANOTHER DONGER SALVY
OPEN THAT FAUCET AGAIN
THE DRIPPING CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>67051077
Nah man, he's a lost cause all around now
SONIC SLAM INNING
anyone else think buck looks like chuck from better call saul?
DOUBLE DUBS OR QUADS GET FOR GRAND SLAM
Whiff
>>67050207
Rollin
>>67050207
rollin
Givens them the business!
>>67051511
Not today
welp gg
game is over
>having meme pitchers in the bullpen
baltimore pls
Wew
>roymemes
>>67051633
I love our bullpen, except Matusz
TIME FOR B-O-B
the game is over but royals win tomorrow
Givens is fucking great.
the jays Os gamethread hit bump limit by now 2bh
>>67052308
a
fucking
leaf
>>67052308
Royo's already hopped off the bandwagon
>>67052308
Divisional games always attract the most fans. Although I'm surprised at the lack of KC fans itt given how active they are in the general.
lel
Kim for pushing Alvarez out of the daily lineup
>Reimold
When will we get rid of this guy?
>Kim brings his average back up to .500
>>67052443
>tfw no gooks on your team
mune come back pls
>>67052478
Um excuse me theres a big difference between nips and bucketheads
Tides are about to win the second game of a doubleheader but both games are seven innings.
Has anyone heard of seven inning games before?
>>67052686
Yeah, minor leagues do them for doubleheaders. That's not new.
C'mon Brach let's go to the 9th quick please
Looks like I will sleep well tonight
I love this bullpen. So comfy.
JONESY
>>67052814
A few years ago that ball would have dropped in and the other team would start a game winning rally.
>Adam Jones
>3 Walks
>3 (three) walks
>Jones drawing 3 walks in a game
What the actual fuck is going on? He had 24 walks all of last year.
>>67052932
He makes uneasy catches look EZ
>Chien Ming Wang still exists
Wow good for him.
LET'S GET THIS $$$$$
O'S
O
'
S
>>67053083
>3 davis singles
Something is wrong
davis and machado PED and gay sex scandal when
Chaz Roe gets back to back called strike outs to save the Tides win in the 7th. Zach Phillips was bretty gud too.
>>67053145
It's like the lineup finally has enough ridiculous power hitters that they're comfortable not trying to do too much and trusting the people behind them to get it done.
If this OBP thing keeps up, this offense is going to be a juggernaut.
>>67053234
>Chaz Roe
Nice, thanks for the updates Tides-bro
RIP
$$$$$$$$
Insurance runs. Do they still have the Papa Johns deal?
This is just a reminder that the O's got Trumbo for Steve Clevenger.
Steve Clevenger.
Our backup-backup catcher.
For Mark Trumbo.
Is there a FO in baseball worse than the Mariners'?
Can we afford to re-sign Trumbo?
>>67053392
No. Extend Manny
>>67053353
50% your order tomorrow or any time the Orioles score 5 runs and win
code: ORIOLES5
>>67053392
I would rather use the money to sign Machado and some starting pitching.
>>67053392
Maybe if he gives us a discount, but not at the current market prices for decent power hitters.
>>67053392
I mean if he keeps this pace probably not. But we love signing aging sluggers to one year deals so who knows
Remember when our 7th inning guy was Ryan Webb?
Brach is so ridiculously comfy.
What the fuck was that screech?
Is Brad Brach elite?
gg oreos
vote trump
the Orioles....in the WIN column
>>67053625
m8 our entire bullpen is elite
dat Machado/Davis love
>>67053675
except Brian Matusz
>>67053704
Well of course I didn't mean Matusz
gg birds
