CLG:Doctor optimistic Jaylon Smith will recover
WAS:Norman's deal really two-years, $36.5 million
WAS:Skins land Josh Norman on 5-year, $75M deal
CLG:La Canfora: Dolphins could trade up for Zeke
ATL:Falcons exercise Trufant's fifth-year option
FA:Report: Redskins have made Norman an offer
PHI:Report: Sam Bradford likely to request trade
SF:Elway on Colin Kaepernick talks: 'Dormant'
CLG:Schefter: Lynch now 'QB to watch' for Browns
PHI:Report: Bradford 'hot' about Eagles' trade up
DAL:Cowboys LE Demarcus Lawrence banned 4 games
CLG:Eagles confirm they'll take QB with 2nd pick
>North Dakota system babby with mediocre accuracy
>Hall of Famer
>getting ready to meet some co-workers at a bar tonight
>girl I want to ask out will be there
>look in mirror
>fat fucking zit just below my bottom lip on the right side
>bradford thinks he's people and has any respect
IS WENTZ GONNA BE ELITE
IS LA GOING TO KEK US FROM HIM
Rams reported they want goff, but at this point the memes could reach catastrophic levels
as for being elite you really would never know, Blaine fucking Gabbert was supposed to be the franchise QB for the jags and look where he is now
Listen to me retard, and listen good.
The Toxins are winning the Superbowl this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.
The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA RB that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their secondary last season with indisputably the best FS/CB in the fucking draft the past 5 years (That's KJo by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching football last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young elite studs at offensive line like Duane Brown, XSF, and Jared Allen or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the AFC South and the top two run defenses of the AFC (The Denver Broncucks and some disgraceful latinos up in Shittsberg).
Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about football last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.
Whitney Mercilus was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking WLB in the AFC, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where a sack/fumble is needed will take the league by fucking storm. JJo, KJax, Ja'DEVeON CLOWNEY, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 25 force fumbles combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your WRs.
Post that fucking dumbshit ass post one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening..
>the poll found that 39 percent of Marylanders believe Flacco is, in fact, elite; 31 percent responded that he's not elite
ITT: It's 2000. Draft predictions, season predictions, era relevant shitposting.
I'm really excited to see my boy from PsU Courtney Brown take the league by storm. Just hope a shit team like Cleveland doesn't take him.
>implying he doesn't tear his vagina week 5 and force Geno Smith to play the rest of the season
>They think he's done
Ice ice baby
I have a source very close to the Browns
He's told me it's between Buckner, Jack, and Bosa for the first round pick at #8.
Receiver wise, they like Michael Thomas, Tyler Boyd, Sterling Shepard, Leonte Carroo, and Josh Doctson the most. It will most likely come down to who's actually available when they make their pick at 32.
QB wise, the organization feels a weight off their shoulders with trading down. They plan on taking a quarterback later on and developing him behind Griffin. Expect it to be either Paxton Lynch, Kevin Hogan, Connor Cook, or Dak Prescott. If Lynch is available at 32, they'll grab him and wait to grab a receiver. If not, they'll wait on a quarterback for another round, which I would guess would be Prescott or Hogan.
>I have a source very close to the Browns
This is like the most generic, expected draft board for the Browns right now. Even if you do have a source, it means nothing because of how obvious it is.
>They have Eric Ebron.. Stafford might throw for 5000 yards every year
why are trannies so stupid?
>Buckner, Jack, and Bosa
Back when the Eagles had the 8th it didn't look like any of those were falling to 8. Prevailing draft theory at the time was 'take Elliott since everyone else would be gone'
So yeah, you may not end up with any of those guys.
He's the best prospect at his position this year. He has some footwork and release problems but those are easily fixed. He worked behind the worst o line ever last year and his stats are also eschewed by the low amount of attempts he got.
Problem is that even when he threw from a clean pocket, his passes were frequently off target. I get that the team around him wasn't good, but at some point that stops being a valid excuse. There's nothing he does that makes me think he'll be anything special at the pro level.
>White qbs ever being popular once Brady and Manning are done
Who will be more successful?
Goff going to the Rasm or Wentz going to the Iggles?
When I first got into football, I was shocked that they weren't because I'd been hearing for years how shitty they were.
But I honestly don't think we'll go 0-16 this year, our schedule is much better than last years.
>Steelers once or twice
>maybe the ravens once or twice
>most likely the Bills
>most likely the Giants
>possibly the Dolphins and Redskins
>Iggles (if Bradford is still the starter and Wentz hasn't become godly)
>Ravens (if they play anything like they did last year)
>Bengals (considering Hue knows their offense)
>Jets (this one's tricky)
>Chorgers (again, if they're as bad as last year)
>Cowboys (if Romo goes full glass mode and gets injured)
I wouldn't be surprised if Hue Jackson finds a way to get them to at least 5 or 6 wins. Worst case scenario we go 3-13 again. This year's schedule isn't as bad as last year. Last year was like jumping into a pit of glass shards while on fire and then burning to death. This year is more like being beaten with a baseball bat by two thugs.
besides the Browns, what's stopping this team from going 0-16?
Obligatory trip post
Broncos, depending on their QB situation
>Minnesota - loss, AP will run a train on them
>Detroit - even without Megatron, Detroit will still beat them
>Oakland - Raiders defense is way too good
>Houston - Maymay Watt is going to rape Mariota
>Miami - eh, will probably lose
>Cleveland - if Hue Jackson lives up to the hype, they'll lose
>Indy - Loss.
>Jacksonville - Improved defense, will shit all over them. Loss.
>SD - Loss. Especially if the Chargers have Ramsey
>Green Bay - holy shit loss
>Indy again - loss probably
>Chicago - probable loss
>Denver - unless Sanchez is REALLY that bad, they'll lose.
>KC - loss
>Jacksonville again - loss
>Houston - loss again
Mariota and Murray are no match for the rape that is about to befall Tennessee
Seriously this looks like shit. We went 6-10 against the afcs and nfce last year.
Banking on Golden Taint to carry this sorry ass team to at least 7-9
I know lelmao
>not even a made up myth and propaganda propagated by the commissioner himself could stop Brady
you do realize the patriots are canadas team right?
aaron rodgers has never won 4 superbowls :]
He's lost an NFC Championship game.
but I was a fan before there superbowl wins :) oh did I mention canada is abutting new england?
yes but rodgers won an owl despite playing with the worst super bowl winning coach of all time
if he played with belli he'd have 5 rings at least
fact: since rodgers has entered the league, him and brady have the same amount of rings.
I own several properties in America
Buffalo is just about on the Canadian border. you'd be Bills fans if you had any sense of geography
>if he played with belli
but he doesn't and will never. that's too bad, isn't it?
fun fact: they both lost to the WORST Super Bowl-winning team of all time in the playoffs in the same year.
And Aaron's team won 15 games that season, and were almost skunked by Eli "The Millennial Jim Plunkett" Manning in the NFCCG.
both sides happy now?
The Patriots wouldn't have won SB49 with Rodgers. He wouldn't have and couldn't have led the Patriots on the greatest fourth quarter comeback in Super Bowl history.
Rodgers does not have the drive, intensity, and desire to win that Brady has. You can argue passing stats until you're blue in the face, but the most important thing for a leader is never giving up, even when the odds are stacked against you.
>Buffalo is just about on the Canadian border. you'd be Bills fans if you had any sense of geography
You're a special type of retard, you see, multiple states in fact border Canada, my special retarded child
>The Patriots wouldn't have won SB49 with Rodgers. He wouldn't have and couldn't have led the Patriots on the greatest fourth quarter comeback in Super Bowl history.
>Rodgers does not have the drive, intensity, and desire to win that Brady has. You can argue passing stats until you're blue in the face, but the most important thing for a leader is never giving up, even when the odds are stacked against you.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BANDWAGON FAGGOT
HAD BETTER STATS THAN THE FRAUD RODGERS IS YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCKING BANDWAGONER FUCK YOU LIVE IN FUCKING FLORDIA YOU COULDNT BE ANY FURTHER FROM BEING A GREEN BAY PACKER FAN FUCK BITCH
>buddy is giants fans
>see this on Amazon for like thirty bucks
>buy it for him
>they say it sold out due to demand
>Buffalo is a state
Hates the US, still a Pats fan
Um...okay? I'm just a bit perplexed why everyone is surprised a quarterback's QB rating dropped 10 points when you take away a top 10 receiver with amazing hands, route running and sideline ability who is obviously a key component of the team's offense.
If Rodgers had OBJ to catch he's be putting up MVP numbers year in and year out.
Did Rodgers struggle? Of course. Am I completely absolving him of all blame. Of course not. I know we like to meme around here a lot but it's never black and white when it comes to the NFL.
Teddy Bedwetter about to style on all you racis crackas
>it's never black and white when it comes to the NFL
are the Browns a good professional football team?
Graham was terrible last year. No great loss for Wilson.
When you supposedly have the best QB of all time, it shouldnt matter.
i have heard people say for YEARS that he has done so much with little talent around him. How just having him at QB all his low talent receivers become better.
What we found out is that he shit the bed without amazing talent around him.
Just cause people say it doesn't mean you should believe it. People say shit all the time but you know how causal the average NFL fan can be.
I mean, they do kind of look like below average, average, and ayyy lmao like. Right side passes as an unfortunate girl, middle is workable, left side might want to try active camouflage instead of whatever they tried.
I don't know how he does it. Russel Wilson has perfected the ability to ACTUALLY see through a person. His eyes don't look dead, but his stare is so vacant, as if you aren't really there but he knows there's something there he needs to flash a smile at.
Maybe it's like a sixth sense super power kind of thing, as if he senses things around him like a bat, or a sea creature, or a martial arts master in a cheap karate flick. Maybe he just keeps his eyes open so as to put the rest of the league/nation at ease, like he's one of us.
He frightens me. He truly frightens me.
I dont need to watch past drafts. I can do that now and be right more than the nfl draft "gurus" like mel kiper and todd mcshay
seriously how many times has capers been fired to turn into a cordinator and then become a coach again. thats got to have happened twice.
the only person who done that more is norv turner
quick post non-mobile qbs running
>bothering with the draft
it is a crapshoot. and yet in the end there's hours of TELEVISED phone calls between frantic and sweaty old men, and frat guys who are barely old enough to drink and barely smart enough to pass bullshit classes taking photos with Goodell in their new jerseys. why people care about this shit escapes me.
quick post epic postseason fuckups
>mfw the last ever Brady/Manning was a classic that involved both old asses running for first downs
>this might be my last rodeo
>it sure has been a pleasure
I saw this for the first time, does anyone have the cuck edit that I know has to exist.
>Super Bowl XLIX
>Greatest Comeback in Super Bowl History
I think your mistaking Super Bowl XLIX for Super Bowl XLII
>it's another "leaf shits up the thread with numerous shitposts and casualness" episode
The more I think about 18-1 the more it just makes me angry, and I'm not even a Patriots fan.
We could have literally seen the greatest team of all time, but it was ruined by some dumb meme. Fuck the Giants.
>greatest team of all time
>doesn't win the biggest game of the season
Guess they weren't so great afterall.