Motd thread
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
starts at 10:35
Liverpool v Newcastle
Man City v Stoke
Villa v Southampton
Bournemouth v Chelsea
Anyone know the running order?
>>67041298
I fucked up the post
>RUNNING ORDER
Liverpool v Newcastle
Man City v Stoke
Villa v Southampton
Bournemouth v Chelsea
>>67041490
>No Man Utd v Everton
Match Of The Day
>>67041692
that's the FA cup, this deals with prem only
>>67041692
that'll be on tomorrow's fa cup highlights show
>no swansea
not worth watching 2bh.
>>67044498
Remember when you predicted a cup and Europa league spot?
>>67044498
why would you want to watch swansea getting thrashed by leicester anyway?
Well?
>>67044674
Hoping for Boro and Brighton with Wednesday going up via the playoffs
Burnley can fuck off
>>67044674
midulsbruh and briten play eech uther at one sume point thoh
going to be a shit show
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>67044757
Where's Ozil
>>67044658
i said either, not both.
>>67044665
because im not a plastic.
not that they will get thrashed.
Was that Tim Minchin?
>>67044757
Rooney is so GOAT. Can't wait til he leads the line at the Euros.
>>67044757
that is pretty impressive from bergkamp
>>67044674
Want Boro and Burnley automatic cause don't want either of them in the play-offs
>Peaky Blinders trailer
FUCKING YES
LOOK AT HIS FACE
Well did you look at his face?
>>67044674
Middlebrough brings the new Mourinho and Brighton bring gay shitposting.
What does Burnley bring? Such a boring club.
>Peaky Blinders trailer
>FUCKING YES
The MOTD intro is based
>yfw Newcastle stay up
>it's a Chapman episode
Liverpool in charge of defending MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>67044970
>expecting gazza to show for a 4-game episode
Darlow's hair is so perfect
>>67044970
Gary too busy working out to not look flabby in the first episode of next season
>he's still persisting with that shitty dance
Why though?
never cringe harder than when i think of liverpool
Conte tells Chelsea to reject any bid for Cuadrado
>>67044790
32
>>67044824
bergkamp 315 apps
cesc 278
giggs 672
rooney 364
lampard 618
Who hyped for next weekend here?
>>67044970
*Chappers
What's with the dead thread?
>Continually doing that faggy dance as if he's actually proud of it
That's all he will ever be remembered for in 20 years time.
>>67045025
Better than dabbing.
>>67045080
only 4 games, only one of which had any real meaning
>>67045110
True. Though that's like saying skin cancer is better than pancreatic cancer.
>>67045091
>people remembering sturridge in 20 years
he'll be like those people on big brother you have to look up to find out who they are
wish that was still on 2bh
>>67045080
Leicester and spurs are the only relevant teams right now and they didn't play.
ERA PENAL
based celebration
>>67045144
>relegation isn't relevant
>>67045080
Rotherham got promoted. /sp/ regulars are busy chasing tail with their fellow brothers.
I'm new to football (seriously) what is the job of the deputy referees on the sidelines?
>Mignolel
>not booking for that dive
>>67045143
i will never ever ever ever forget saskia
Only 4 games
Each one padded out to fuck then
>>67045175
I don't know who you're quoting, but whoever it is has it right.
>Livershit
>>67045187
They get substituted on at 30 minute intervals, so for the first 30 minutes there will be the referee and two linesmen, they one of the linesmen will be the referee in the next 30 minutes and so on.
>>67045143
>>67045201
Who was that girl who fucked a wine bottle?
>can't play their drug cheat
>blow 2-0 lead
>>67045189
He gets a hand on their second goal but doesn't keep it out
He's an absolute shit house
why do the big clubs still buy and play english players? why haven't they learned yet?
>>67044658
Thought he said Champions League?
>>67045201
all i can remember is that tranny putting a wine bottle in her fanny
>>67045221
kek nadia i think her name was
>>67045207
I'm quoting someone saying the only relevant teams are the ones at the top.
If you don't think relegation is relevant either then why not follow american sports?
>>67045221
Your mum.
fuck me Mignolet is poor
>>67045221
>>67045256
KINGA
>>67044790
I ask myself that frequently when watching Arsenal
>>67045272
>we let it slip
>>67045201
one of the best series
fucking hell lallana looks like that camgirl missalice_94
scary
>>67045286
p glad that meme has been given a new lease of life
magic really
>slip
>>67045201
>That blonde bitch who was on that year when that nigger pretended to have sex in the pool and thought she was pregnant.
Juergen Klopp, or Stephen Merchant
>>67045286
>taking 15 minutes to come up with this
>we let it slip
>>67045322
Fuck me you're right
Based miss alice
>>67045043
Eh.. was bored calculated assists per app.. but they are a bit skewed of course as players like cesc, giggs and lamps especially played part time early and later, whereas özil and bergkamp come into the league and play more whole games.. better to do this by minute
Özil 0.4 (only 80 apps)
Cesc 0.34
Bergkamp 0.30
Rooney 0.26
Giggs 0.24
Lampard 0.16
>>67045288
He's a fucking mong. I love that they've given him a new 5 year deal.
He can have a good month and people easily forget just how shit he can be. They say, "he's a good shot stopper". So is every keeper.
>>67045322
Fuck off with your advertising
![article-1284125361291-0b03ef01000005dc-154618_466x343[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rEMUk4V.jpg "article-1284125361291-0b03ef01000005dc-154618_466x343[1].jpg")
who /makosiandorlaith/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kilHJmjXIk
>it's a mark chapman episode
>it's a Ruud gullit episode
>it's a Martin keown episode
Motd is one of the only things I look forward to in my life, do BBC want me to kill myself
>Counitnhously
Is there a realistic way for both Sunderland and Newcastle to be relegated?
Gullit talking about autism in the team.
Rudd Gullit is an actual mong
>>67045391
most based english songwriter? pete doherty for me
>>67045408
What's your beef with Newcastle?
>>67045408
Yes, Norwich to stop being so shit
>if you want to have these autisms on the pitch
>>67045399
you already posted this you absolute freak, it's shit and clearly you
>>67045433
I just like watching them suffer.
>>67045342
I was late to the thread, la'.
Ever? Or just in recent times, Doherty has written some good albums and is a top tier lyricist but his music gets pretty bland after a while
>>67045408
it's the most likely outcome imo.
Norwich 40% chance to stay up
Bludnerland 30%
Shitcastle 20%
Villa 10%
>>67045401
this fucking lineup man. this is unacceptable. this is motd off-brand.
>>67045426
Salty
>>67045256
>her
>>67045482
>Villa 10%
>>67045482
>Villa 10% chance
Mate...
I have no interest in these games.
>>67045476
wat
Ihenacho will be the best striker in the world one day.
mark my words.
>>67045482
How can Villa have a 10% chance of staying up if they're already relegated?
u fukin wot how the fuck am I salty u cheeky cunt I just fink he's a mong is all innit
>>67045482
>Villa 10%
>>67045483
>people unironically contribute money (via a license) towards a post-hansen era MOTD
Get Jenas on. Pat Nevin?
Or look outside your set list. Get some quality journalists on.
Michael Cox?
>>67045335
>>67045391
you are now manually remembering Science
>>67045502
>>67045507
>>67045542
>>67045554
Don't be mean, you should be impressed by his reject of the real world and the subsequent substitution with a fantasy one where Villa will avoid relegation.
>>67045562
>implying Hansen wasn't the most boring mong (other than Lawro, though at least he said penis) to ever grace match of the day
The Etihad's looking pretty packed! haha
stoke are about as consistent as my spunk after my fifth hungover wank of the day
>>67045536
Agreed, the only way is up for '''young''' Nigerian talents.
I think we can we agree that unless City beats Real by something like 3-0 on Tuesday they stand no chance to get to the final.
>>67045575
>maxwell put a scab in his cornflakes
>he literally said they were the best cornflakes he ever had
>>67045408
Norwich 31
Arsenal (A), Man Utd (H), Watford (H) Everton (A)
Sunderland 30
Arsenal (A), Stoke (A), Chelsea (H), Everton (H), Watford (A)
Newcastle 30
Palace (H), Villa (A), Tottenham (H)
>>67045619
M8 they call ur mum the Etihad because she's so hard to fill
>>67045625
They're conceding 4 goals on a pretty consistent basis at the moment 2bh
>>67045666
fukn say that to me face m8
>>67045665
Sunderland can do it, they just have to beat Stoke
>>67045572
Cox would be a flop desu, you only get a handful of minutes to get your point across. He seems like the guy who needs a MNF-level slot to go full tactics.
>>67045673
yes.
mark hughes is a dreadfully overrated manager
Is Ian Acho genuinely good or is he a tap in babby?
Stoke are basically the English Real Madrid so this proves that city will win comfortably
>>67045666
>implying her pussy isn't getting filled on a regular basis down on the street corner
>>67045399
the true geordie just tweeted this shit
>>67045729
Poop will turn him into the new Drogba.
>>67045665
Holy fuck they're all going down.
>>67045731
Then who is the English Barca?
>>67045656
>I scale Zidane
>>67045762
Leicester City
>>67045762
Arsenal u fucking mong
>>67045762
Palace, just look at their kits.
>>67045665
>>67045756
Weren't Norwich fucked by their late fixtures the other season too? Had a load of top teams left in the final 4
>>67045762
>even needing to ask
I'm not memeing here, I'm truly wondering if someone can answer this.
Why can't city fill their stadium?
>huge funds
>in the centre of a major city
>very reasonably priced (in the spectrum of the premier league)
>consistently good quality of football (in modern times)
WHY CANT THEY FILL THEIR MEDIUM-LARGE SIZED STADIUM
>>67045762
swansalona
>>67045776
I don't qualify Zidane at all, I just assume City will fuck up as usual.
Why do City players never celebrate? Does this get on anyone else's nerves?
Most of the time they just kind of smile, or maybe just keep a blank expression, and walk to the side of the goal for a bit before maybe getting a hug or a high five or 2. If they're religious they'll do a little prayer. Aguero just kisses the badge and walks off.
Do they not care?
I mean Iheanacho is a young player who's been given a few chances in the first team and has taken it. He's gone from a nobody to living the dream. He's scoring consistently in the Premier League. If I were him I'd be going mental every goal. He's just doing a little smile and a little prayer.
City are like the only team that do this. Why?
>>67045807
Pretty sure they were, think they got a point from the last 5 games or something
>Media creaming over this City kid
>Literally scores a tap in and a one-on-one
>>67045818
I assume because Man Utd.
>>67045783
>>67045787
>>67045788
Not even gonna read these replies, was in it for the easy (you)s
>>67045744
>following the true geordie
>>67045828
They don't care.
>>67045828
They're embarrassed because they realise people can see they have literally zero passion for the club they're employed by.
>>67045818
They won't have had any real new fans since the days of Maine Road. Increasing the stadium didn't increase the fans that were there. All the new 'fans' from holland and china and indonesia aren't going to help fill a ground on a saturday
>>67045818
They dont have the fanbase. It's what happens if you try to artificially create a big club. Imagine if a billionair took over York, got them to the EPL and built them a 40k seater stadium, they'd have about 10k attendance max.
BRAVE YOIUNG ENGLISH LION IAN ACHO
>''Zidane? Never scaled him. He's a poor mans Pep and I'm not just talking about fashion.''
>>67045828
m8 have you seen a Halal Madrid game before?
Chapman's idiot cuck layman routine
Shawcross is exposed my his midfielders for fuck's sake
why do they repeatedly employ gullit
why is keown always leaning forward the weird cunt
dont even get me started on gullit
lol Villa one white player
>Alan Hutton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RGhz3Vwac
>>67045828
City glory supporters are only like 12 years old max right now, give it another 6 years or so and they'll be filling the stadium.
>>67045949
>Anyone being more passionate than TSSSSUUUUUUUUUU
when was the last time villa scored 2 goals in one game?
>>67045986
To reinforce his physical dominance and position as the alpha male
>people who pronounce is south hampton
>being a Stoke fan
>my fellow Stoke fans are all retards
>knowing we will peak as a mid table premier league club, mill about for maybe 4 more years before being relegated and fading into obscurity over time
>being from Stoke
>>67045986
He's trying to do a 'The Thinker' pose to seem more intelligent but it just makes him look more like a gorilla
Saw Shane Long driving about in his Bentley the other month.
Now he's scoring a goal.
How about that.
>villa
Where will they be in 5 years time?
>>67046030
you have more CL winners in your squad than any other PL team. so.. there's that, atleast
>>67046044
fucking hell, mental
>Shane Lelng
>>67046044
Saw Darren Bent in boots the other day
Now he's scoring a goal
How about that
>>67046061
League Two
>that fucking defending
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Saw Shane Long driving about in his Bentley the other month.
Now he's assisting a goal.
How about that.
>boo player
>he turns around and gives away a goal
>>67046044
legend mate
>>67046030
Gotta be proactive and sack this shit cunt Hughes then push for Europa, should have the tools for it then.
>>67046026
I live there and I pronounce it like that.
Saw Shane Long driving about in his Bentley the other month.
Now he's assisting a goal.
How about that.
Why would they come to our games just to boo us?
>letting villa score against you
Saw Randy Lerner walker his dog the other day.
Now he's the abhorrent disgrace responsible for destroying a historical giant of English football.
How about that
>>67046044
You saw the real Shane Long last month, big difference. There's too much money in football to believe it's still humans performing on this stage. Androids are the actual players while the real people get to live a carefree life messing around with their cars and holidays. It's also why rigging is much easier than before, along with cinematic moments like 'the slip' from Gerard. Only hard codding could create a moment (and hard cash) like that.
I don't want to live in this sick playground anymore, one day when I work up the courage I'll kill one of the players on the pitch quick enough that the camera catches the shrapnel flying out. I may not get to see the aftermath but I can live the defining moment.
i've never been there, but everything about birmingham seems absolitely fucking disgusting. can't think about a single positive thing about it
must be one of the most unappealing cities in the world.
>>67046179
>not being a charitable person
>>67046157
>pronouncing your own town incorrectly
>>67045894
>>67045876
It's genuinely mental. Never seen a player who genuinely doesn't seem bothered about scoring goals.
It's weird how little of a shit City players give about anything. Does Aguero even know English yet?
>>67045949
Even they celebrate much more than City.
>>67046008
>Jese scores the 4th at home to Eibar
>the other 9 outfield players are already back in position in their own half by the time he's turned around from celebrating
>95th minute
>Tsunaldo gets his tap in
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUs right in front of the home fans
>gradually see the Tsu wipe from his face as he realises nobody on the team cares
why are they still bothering to turn up
Saw Shane Long assisting a goal today.
Now he's driving a Bentley.
How about that.
>>67046176
KEK
Guys where are Villa in the league
>>67046196
I went once. It was dreadful.
das it mane
>>67046217
>>Jese scores the 4th at home to Eibar
>>the other 9 outfield players are already back in position in their own half by the time he's turned around from celebrating
>implying it isn't 8 people in their positions and ronaldo shouting at Jese wondering why he didn't pass to him instead
>attend the game to boo players, cheer goals ironically and hold up pieces of paper with some shitty slogan at an arbitrarily determined time
WHY FUCKING DO THIS
Just more money for the disgrace of a club
terrible thread so far.
awful banter on display.
>>67046211
It's a city lad. And a beautiful one at that.
How do you pronounce it?
>198 posts
>11 unique posters
Wow.
>>67046273
shut up la
>>67046267
Probably season ticket holders. Not like they'd get any money back by not turning up
>>67046211
You're getting the pronunciation of Southampton and Northampton mixed up
>>67046291
41 IPs m8.
>>67046273
How about that.
Gullit unironically pointing out that shane long runs the channels
>>67046277
>and a beautiful one at that
citation needed
>bamboozled
>>67046302
no, i don't think ampton is pronounced differently just because of the direction that preceeds it
heard keown and savage today defending lescott. must have a decent agent.
Leceister are gonna blow it
-----------------Guzan
Hutton---Clarke---new---Richardson
---Westwood (c)--Lyden
Grealish--------new------Sinclair
--------------Gestede
this is decent for the championship, right?
can't see any of these players having offers to leave except maybe from the promoted.. maybe richards even stays
>>67046359
>Swansea
>Everton
>unmotivated Chelsea
Nah.
>>67046359
Don't get my hopes up
>>67046326
We have a beautiful towering castle next to a beautiful abandoned closed down shopping centre.
fuck you bournefags now they wont even try to sell hazshit and he'll get fat over the summer again and eat up another roster spot a potential youth player could have taken
>tfw knowing you never gaze in to Mark Chappers' beautiful blue eyes
>tfw even if you were on MOTD your host would be that talentless hack Gary
>>67046359
Like how ur mum blew me m8
what channel is the football league play-offs on?
>>67046390
>roster
>>67046386
True. It's not bad, just not really memorable.
>>67046191
Remember when Rooney and another United players made that synchronized identical celebration? it looked like it was straight from a videogame
>>67046390
youths (u21s) don't take up "roster" spots
cook more like COCK hahaha
>>67046403
highlights i mean, not play-offs
this hazard fella looks decent
>>67046403
>>67046438
Channel 5. It's awful.
>>67046390
Stay mad Soza, Hazshit is the third best player in the world
who's getting relegated next season?
bournemouth
burnley
sheffield wednesday
im sure i remember hazard scoring a pen not that long ago?
>>67046502
Cup game dood
>>67046502
Mickey mouse cup m8
>>67046502
First from open play this season.
>>67046492
I agree, except bruce wins playoffs
>>67046502
cup
>>67046502
against mk dons in the cup i think
>>67046502
Cup game
>>67046492
Why only mention 2 premier league relegations?
>>67046469
Fat cunt needs a muzzle.
>>67046528
yeah
also scored a FK against city when chelsea knocked them out the fa cup by winning 5-1
terry looks like someone's dad
>>67046492
>sheffield wednesday
thanks for thinking we'll be promoted. barry bannan will be the league's best player can't wait
>>67046344
This is the English language we're talking about here
>>67046536
wednesday will win the play-offs m8.
super barry bannana will see to that
JT with Colkett
weird
Wow absolutely love that celebration from the Chelsea fans you can tell how passionate they are.
Fucking hell how are you gonna sound so quiet in such a small stadium.
>>67046570
[citation needed]
Not even confirmed play-offs yet
Willian is messi-esque
Is Hazard performing for the last 5 matches to force his move to Madrid?
wow hazard looks quite good playing at 3-1 against a team with nothing to play for
>>67046564
how good has he been this season? always rated him for scotland. pings the ball about beautifully. hopefully strachan will start playing him centre-mid. we need a baller in there, sick of cloggers like mcarthur and scott brown.
it's quite good for scotland , because all 4 teams in the play-offs have a decent number of scottish players
Don't you fucking throw that game you cunts
