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>>67033635
WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
AbsolutelyRektPmsl on fire will a yield Euan and Albania could only dream of
TIPSTERNOR
PLS SIR
DO NOT FORSAKE US
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO ACT AUTISTIC ON TWITTER DOT COM
Also, lel @ RM.
Pmsl at Thor slags being on a +3, their new signings are WORLD
Staking Acharnaikos 3-1 correct score.
Wins tbqh.
How dis look?
>>67033760
Worth a 2/10 or 3/10 on the TT
>>67033760
Wheres it gone!
>>67033796
Terrible
>>67033796
well i hope for you real step it up a notch..
>>67033920
rude
>>67033894
why is it gone?
>Madrid
PMSL
>>67033952
Ali SMASHED it in.
>>67033796
>Real
>>67033952
There's a 365 mole in here
>>67033598
Someone has to shoop /bet/ onto one monitor
wolfsburg will score at least 1
>>67034073
And?
zzzzzzzzz which clueless dullard tipped that lotto Thai shit
>>67034073
bold, good luck
Remember when ITC thought he could go paid? PMSL
modena pls HOLD
Anyone else having problems with entering stakes on 365?
>>67034244
what kind of problems?
>>67034244
Usually only because I'm S H A K I N G so much
>>67034274
Just keeps telling me the line has changed and its greyed out in my bet slip so I can't enter a stake
>>67034244
odds not updating? Same
>>67033795
2-1
>>67034122
zzzzz thanks for fucking up the yield again
>>67034343
Yeah the games are being slow registering goals scored so they're suspending everything I think or at leasty those games that have goals scored.
Liverpool and Chelsea both scored and it didn't show on 365 till literally about 3 mins after they had scored
>>67034387
not on 365 =(
>>67034391
Whoever made the account just change the password and keep it to yourself
Skovbakken FUCKING me with no lube. Absolute CUNTS.
got on them at 73' @ 3.1, they score and manage to concede 2 minutes later..
>stream is ahead of Bet365's scoring and bet suspensions
Printing money
>>67034451
No one cares about your endless pity party, just stop making shit bets you slug
>>67034459
>implying you're not suffering the same auto suspend the second it goes into your bet slip
>>67034343
are your odd changing? Bet365 adding 10% to some odds and -10% to others, very strange
just got on a 1.4 when it said the odds were 1.25
>>67034281
kek
>>67034471
bet was obviously fine, theyve had plenty of chances to score before, then the opponent got a red and just a few minutes later they did score. obviously youre so shrewd you already knew this was going to happen and therefor its a shit bet.
365 in a WORLD of trouble right now
>Its a bet365 shits the bed on a busy Saturday afternoon episode
I know they come around pretty often but LOVE these episodes. Can't wait to check out the twitter later and see all the mongs complaining that they couldn't cash out when they had 9/9 winning on an accy and then they conceded last minute and lost and now they'll never ever use 365 ever again
>>67034558
>>67034563
whats happened?
>>67034582
they're fucking up odds
>>67034582
their bet suspension lags behind
Tears at that one guy who keeps using the /bet/ tt to tip lotto shite that hasnt even been mentioned here.
Get your own profile lid. /bet/ is never going to BE tt with things like that. 8 units down the drain on void bets today already.
>>67034563
>>67034558
ENJOYING twitter right now
>>67034615
giggling like a little school girl right now
Flashscore saying score at wolfsburg is 0 2
>>67033760
looks like a worldie m8
Has anyone been able to take advantage of 365 or does it just suspend instantly like it does for me?
>He thinks skybet are more reliable
pmsl
Spitting feathers in rage about @bet365 being jiggered. During the golden part of the day. Seeing what you'd select come in unbacked grrrrr
>>67034669
it is
also what does this mean, I know >lotto but why are the odds randomly different?
>>67033795
LOST
REAL MADRID LARGE
>>67034669
>>67034685
We know but you can't actually get on, its happening in all the games, if you click to place the bet the odds slip will either suspend or adjust to the correct odds immediately. You can't exploit it.
>>67034689
IMAGINE how many emails trade-in standers are going to get today
>>67034699
>>67034723
>He's not on from 0-2
PMSL I even held up the line at Kiwi to place my muggy 10NOKS while everyone waited for me to pay
ITC so so lucky
@bet365 FUMING!!!!!! Sort it out before I lose more money!!!!!
>>67034764
ikr baka
>>67034735
I'm sure 365 will be in a hurry to fix the problem and ensure he doesn't lose more money
Gregos @Greggy_7 2m2 minutes ago Langold, England
@bet365 it's ok apologising every week, but it happens every Saturday at 3pm. Pathetic money grabbers
>>67034818
pmsl absolutely LOVE this
Nice to see Chelsea 3-1 up in the 7th minute
LIKE this if you want to wait for the next rolling acca bet until Bet365 is running properly again
>>67034884
2-4 during halftime FIX
@bet365 your service is about as reliable as the McCanns are at babysitting
What's the Thor slags score?
bet365 showing rayo 4-1 rm
good site.
tears
365 is down atm
>>67034905
pmsl
BT wants a large on Spartaks Jurmala, NEEDS to be tipped 7/10+
>>67034905
fucking TOP KEK. my sides are gone.
as some of you requested last night, i would gladly give kolmonen tips if i knew how to properly do research on futisforum. i'm too new to this
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%40bet365%20cash%20out&src=typd
giggling like a child pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>67034919
Thanks m8, glad you bought this to our attention, as you can see from reading the thread nobody is aware that they were having any problems
absolute tears
>>67034959
np, fäm. anytime.
new to here, bet365 down other good places to make an account?
Quick, 365 are not monitoring.
whats the special stake?
>>67034917
1-0 Breidablik
>>67034818
Almost choked myself laughing at this.
>>67034987
sky bet, william hill, paddy power, ladbrokes, bet victor ....
>>67034995
That's alright, was on the muggy +3 anyway.
Also
>Cashing out
People still do this?
>>67035013
in that order?
>>67034935
It isnt hard. Read about preseason games, get an idea about what teams are strong and what teams are shit, look for mutuals, look for bookies mispricing games like a weak team favs against a strong team, look for rumours/news about teams having lots of injuries/suspensions to key players that will make them worse than they have been in previous games, look for a team running out of money and having to play their U15 team + coaches, look for teams getting a cash injection and being able to sign really good players making them better than expected, look for a team who cant get a GK for an away game and have to play a midfielder in goals, etc.
>>67035027
superlenny
>>67035021
still 35 minutes to go senpai
>>67034935
There can occasionally be value in the Finnish games because they aren't always priced up correctly. Would help to have a Finn research the teamsheets and things like that to help identify the misprices
>>67035027
no. also coral and betfair. bet 365's app is shit - ladbrokes and william hills is pretty good
>>67035075
No shit, I asked the score you Jerry.
Fucking Fritz, Germans OUT of /bet/.
Thread fucking theme:
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>>67035160
calm down fampai :^)
>>67031705
>13-49
like i said, i don't know shit about Rugby, good bet man. congrats
UP 47 € here.
>365 finally back up and Spartaks score as I was staking
zzzzzzzz
BT beyond surreal
I don't doubt he gives them that much
>>67035254
pmsl
>AbsolutelyRektPmsl reading my mind
>>67035254
Why is everyone writing as if they pay b365 to take their money?
>>67035292
Because they do
>>67034935
Go to the "other leagues" area. Look in the various Kolmonen threads and look at what they are talking about, maybe player suspensions or important team news and stuff like that.
There is a thread for each region of the Kolmonen on that part of the forum.
>>67035254
>of not
>no tipsternor tips
zzzz fuck off J West
>>67035292
I like that they can't comprehend that the cash out service being down costs 365 more money than it costs the user so it must be a massive conspiracy that these problems are most common during the time of the week when the site is carrying the most live games and seeing its heaviest usage.
KornerKing such a FRAUD
E X P O S E D
>>67035356
>cash out service being down costs 365 more money than it costs the user
Pmsl
that's theft
>>67035374
>implying it doesn't
>>67035387
Nvm I can't read
Liverpool backers wanting to cashout fucking SEETHING
POOCASTLE YES
>only put a fiver on /bet/ accy
>>67035423
pmsl
Any Draft Kings players on here?
>>67035450
>>67035450
Pmsl all the experts like Euan use Fanduel you pleb
TT is kinda messed up today and lags behind, too. Tipped Brighton right after Charlton scored and TT shows that I tipped Brighton at 0:1 instead of 1:1. Now it looks like I'm cheating.
>>67035423
hehe
>>67035495
Big al cut back on the budget after he lost his job
/bet/ acca surreal
>>67035502
Really wanna test their IQs.
>>67035575
SHAKING
>>67033177
need boro like A I R
>>67035502
Are they all pretending they wanted to cash out liverpool or are they just so so shrewd that they saw the TWO goals coming?
>>67035495
You need to check the game time and score before you post inplay tips. The system is still shit.
>>67035585
Come on sempai, you were a mug at one point too
the young master :)
Real pls
Bankrolling madrid
>>67035617
There is a difference between being a mug and acting like a penny punting slug with no dignity or self-respect. Guarantee none of them have more than a tenner on.
Need Danny Rix to tweet at 365
>>67035668
Talking BIG sense pal
Summarising the last 30 days: 44.5% Yield, 72.55% Win Ratio and 96.58 Profit. The price is only 10 pounds, that's practically #FreeCash. Spots available! :) Let's make more cash.
Does Bird lurk /bet/?
>>67035664
There are a few screencaps
I've seen and the vast majority are literally £1 accys all followed by something along the lines of
>YOU'VE COST ME £400 #scam
>>67035706
OH MY
>>67033598
what's this pic?
Spartaks 2nd when?
2-0 Breidablik
>>67035732
very soon, watching game
>>67035728
The king setting odds from betfair
>>67035754
Metta such dirty bastards, need a red like air
REAL MADRID
got on it @2
REAL YES
>>67035740
S W E A T I N G
>>67035706
I heard it was all rball
La Liga defending and keeping is fucking embarassing.
>>67035800
5 minutes left m80
got the cat out already
>Mugs will never learn about hedging
hello gib working betting system pls i never watch sports tho
>>67035862
how much do these mugs possibly make with all these accas every weekend?
>>67035862
How weak minded and beta do you have to be to cash out a bet in this situation? It's such limpdick behavior it makes me cringe. Feel bad for that poor baby being raised by this "man".
Imagine how permaDAC he must be to be this salty
>>67035883
long term? nothing
SURELY boro will score any second now
>>67035893
Kinda feel bad for the pleb that has to run their social accounts like
>>67035893
>lefties
Rudar +0.25 is a play. Have friendly relationship with Borac and need points. Rball supporting too
>>67035939
*0.75
absolute worldie
>they had chelsea on -0.25
pml
>>67035939
Borac need the points too though looking at the table.
>>67035939
>>67035951
Please don't tip this on TT, Borac need points too and Rudar have 2 wins in H2Hs compared to 11 for Borac so no idea what kind of 'friendly' relationship you think they have. It's literally just an rball bet.
>>67035862
>This bet won
No justice.
>>67033796
5/7
Can Barca & Atletico do it?
>>67035974
>>67036017
I'm just following a pretty solid Bosnian tipster lads
Fucking get in Cardiff jesus christ.
How do Bolton keep running teams close these days, I know bitter taig Lennon has fucked off but I thought the club was still enough of a shambles that they'd be shit for a while yet.
So conflicted with that united team
>>67036115
28 Krona
Why not more?
Mushroom beyond due a win
Is Everton at 4.50 good value? I know they've been shit lately but still
>>67035862
I hedged this with a Liverpool win.
Welp, hopefully Atletico and Arsenal can pull through.
>>67036208
I've lost a lot this year. Slowly climbing back up. Only have 350 in account atm.
UP 130 today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
>load prem relegation market to check out the odds
>have a £500 liability on it i was unaware of
eek
reminder that the /bet/ accy has a 193% ROI
>>67036393
What on?
>>67036398
Sounds sustainable
>>67036418
Sunderland
Have a green book on them and swansea now :^)
>united getting drilled
Spartaks lost their head during HT, they look terrible
Where's Euan?
>>67036578
Still crying after Rangers result.
>>67036505
They were close to concede in last min of first half, small on Metta 0.0 @4.25
>didn't get on united @2
Lukaku SUCH a fraud
>Man U 1.89 at kick off
>now 1.65
Which one is correct? That's a massive difference for this level of football
>>67036747
Both
>>67036747
@2 yesterday
>Lukaku's control
>Lukaku's finishing
Why is this guy worth £30m+ non-league strikers do better.
>>67036757
Don't see how 12 minutes of football changes much, I didn't think the big boys of Asia with their fancy algorithms would be so reactive
Spartaks finishing so utter
>>67036779
Cause people STILL fall for the muh physicality meme
>>67036747
Some INSANE sums getting matched on utd atm
Headed out for some pints with some friends. What's tonights bet to make the beer free?
>tfw your team gets relegated
>>67036961
Iktf
lions [email protected] won
Tahs [email protected] won
Stormers [email protected] won
Jags -17@ 1.9 lost embarrassingly
Anyone else not able to resist the lay and get stung big time?
le white afro man scores
>>67037134
trip pls
Nationals -1.5 is THE bet
>>67035939
>>67035951
Won. Should have TT'd it lids
>>67037246
what was final score?
>>67037286
1-0 Borac
Peter Webb absolutely SEETHING at Lloyds bank
If you've ever been this jewish in your lifetime then please end yourself
B I R D wants a smedge on Fjolnir
>>67037358
pmsl
>>67037358
>is that a free number
>>67037358
My fucking sides
WEW
>>67037367
are you a wizard
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD
Inter vs Udinese
5% units on UNDER 2.5 @2
martingaling it with 10% on another unders if it loses.
>>67037439
No, i'm bird.
Liverpool ruined my muggy acca, would have got £400, smdh
>>67037460
>ever having your curtains open at night
>>67037472
hey man
anything for 4th quarter?
It keeps getting better
REMINDER Bird has tipped +15.5, if you get on something else and it doesnt win then its your OWN FAULT.
>>67037502
pmsl nibs
He liked and was on a Fjolnir tip before, just a guess. I've been on from +10, seething.
>>67037514
Why do they even reply to these mugs?
If the 365 service is so bad why dont these little worms just use another bookie?
>>67037514
@bet365 oi u cheeky lttl rats, i want my money back or im calling trade-in standars.
>>67037514
laughing so much
>>67037460
>frog tipping Inter
'no'
Love when you have +14.5 in your slip and press place but suddenly you are betting on +12.5.
Such a scummy bunch.
>Griezman missing a shitter
atletico pls
>>67037530
>People complain that 365 twitter are taking too long/not responding
>People complain that the phone number for customer services is busy after a massive failure that caused lots of issues
>People complain that the response is being copied and pasted to the many hundreds of complainers who all have the same issue rather than 365 taking the time to specifically tailor a response to the individual which will obviously take much longer but reach the same outcome
They just can't win so I guess they at least try to make it look like they care since its marginally better than doing nothing
>>67037574
>Betting on odds of @1.7
>Loading for like 10 seconds
>Refresh page cause forget it
>Bet that went through was for @1.3
>Bet loses
>>67037574
Tweet @ them mate get your army of followers onto them.
>>67037562
ok.
>>67037605
I really dont think TLC give a shit about my followers complaining over a 2 point handicap.
Dr. Who is SO lame
Fuck off bird
>>67037659
Talking big sense pal
>bird
fucking awful
Can't stop losing on Birds tips
Won't stop losing on Birds tips
>>67037646
i will give you a fonbet then you buy my others
b i r d is such a fucking fraud.
>>67037646
Do you want to buy accounts from me mate?
THE bet?
>>67037722
>>67037768
worms
>>67037768
i'll fucking twat you i swear
>>67037809
Don't play games with me u lttl rat
BIRD PLEASE
worth repacking united?
good afternoon lads. as of tomorrow i plan on making my page a premium service. i always hasd this in mind i just wanted to show you all what im capable of first. Iv been beting using the corner markets for a couple of years now and honestly dont think iv ever had a losing month.