>Friday 22 April
Sharks 15 - 14 Highlanders
Rebels 34 - 14 Cheetahs
>Saturday 23 April
17:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares, Prince Tui Teka Memorial Stadium, Tokyo
19:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Force v Waratahs, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 24 April
1:00 Stormers v Reds, Newlands, Cape Town
3:05 Kings v Lions, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
18:05 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium, Canberra
BYES: Blues, Bulls
First for jags on suicide watch
MEMES
2.0
wish i was dead lol
SUNGODS
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28 34-28 24-28 34-28 34-28
We Sunwolves now
JAGS ON CHIPPY LE CHIPPICIDE WATCH
Fourth for BTFO
>no bonus point
JUST
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
FINALLY LADS
Japs get 15,000+ fans today, packed out stadium and they've been blown out for 8 weeks.
Dat Japanese heart.
Take note Argies.
so fucking based
We're officially done for
>tfw bought season tickets
>Super Rugby standings mid-round 9:
Chiefs - 29
Stormers - 24
Lions - 22
Rebels - 22
Crusaders - 27
Hurricanes - 25
Highlanders - 24
Bulls - 23
---
Brumbies - 21
Sharks - 21
Blues - 16
Cheetahs - 12
Waratahs - 12
Reds - 8
Jaguares - 7
Sunwolves - 7
Force - 6
Kings - 4
I'm not even sad that I lost this tip
>>67029256
>the farce
gg cripples.
smug time.
REV UP THEM AWOO MEMES LADS
smug vs fairweather lads
place your bets
>>67029257
ikr
>>67029270
always tip chefs
>>67029270
Hurricanes home ground advantage am ping them to just scrape a victory off the #1 on the ladder
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>>67029256
>1 (one) australian team in the top 8
where did everything go so wrong
Force Reds and Kings to win tonight!
Dear Sunwolves, earlier in the other thread I wrote you off and expected you to go down to the Jaguares in a hard-fought loss. I have been an dumbass and well proven wrong.
>>67029300
>it's the Rebels
やったね!
>tfw tried for 5 solid minutes to think of "nippon banzai end this apartheid" for argentina but spanish and japanese are incompatible when it comes to rhyming
Nothing in Japanese rhymes with "peronismo"
>>67029300
>>The Melbourne Rebels are now the top team in Australia
You should be saying: Where did everything go right?
Kek I can’t believe it. I'm drunk anyways, hanging with me m80s
We had a good laugh and called them "cold chested"
>>67029342
I would prefer it if they became the number 1 team by actually playing well rather than by default when the wheels fell off every other team.
>>67029354
If you need support we are here for you. Don't an hero
>flippy le poux
>>67029354
a-atleast you guys will beat the kings, right?
BAH GAWD HE JUST HIT HIM WITH A STONE COLD STUNNER
>>67029354
put the cyanide laced punch away lads
its not worth it
>>67029366
>posting an image that is copyrighted
you're going to jail lad.
also:
>south africans doing that yuro advertising on the arse business
unacceptable
>mfw based wolves dont play any kiwi teams
>>67029362
Don't forget they also have the advantage of insidiously crafting a pitch that negates the powerful scrummaging of fat smelly props from other teams and brings everyone down to the rebel's level.
Looking forward to english tears about that particular issue later on tbqh
>>67029365
I'm not that meme argie.
>>67029373
Hope so. I've got tickets for that game
>>67029325
Because the Japanese sound for mo (も) is a completely different sound to the Spanish mo.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE JAPANESE MASCOT OF MEME RUGBY
GOOD HEALTH AND THE SPIRIT OF THE SUNWOLVES WILL COME TO YOU ONLY IF YOU POST
AWOO BANZAI END THIS APARTHEID
ITT
Real talk how would the Chiefs fare if they didn't poach players from the canes?
>Cruden
>Ngatai
>>67029390
>>67029390
Probably for the best desu.
The kings aren't so lucky.
>>67029325
Get a GF.
>>67029394
Nothing in japanese rhymes with "fascist junta" either.
>>67029400
Hurremptystadiums fan, but to be fair Taranaki is now chiefs territory so Barrett, Thompson and others(?) are technically stolen from the chiefs, sort of.
>>67029399
What the hell, is that their official merchandise?
Looks like something out of Five Nights at Freddy's
>>67029412
Nippon gambare end this jaguare
Took 10sec
>>67029422
Is it the bleak, desolate climate that keeps them away, or are wellingtonians just too cool for rugby?
>>67029422
They were picked/drafted before the change mate.
Chiefs were so thirsty for canes tallent they started taking our territory too
>>67029434
WAKE ME UP
Where is Milner-Skudder?
>>67029455
literally who?
>>67029455
he ded, possibly out for the season?
>>67029455
Injured
>>67029429
I have crippling social anxiety, but everyone else is just too busy being a no good dirty hipster to care about anything as popular as rugby.
Also Westpac stadium is run by the jewest of jews and they don't deserve my money even if I did leave the house
>>67029434
Someone give that lad a hug.
>>67029455
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/super-rugby/77945940/All-Blacks-wing-Nehe-Milner-Skudder-ruled-out-for-Super-Rugby-season
>>67029471
Smoke some P, it'll boost your confidence.
Looks windy.
Lucky smugkenzie isn't kicking lel
Chiefs forward pack to dominate
Chiefs by 10
>>67029487
>t. Hamiltonian
I can't find a stream lads, batmanstream is stuttery and shit - anyone have any alternatives?
>>67029503
Hurricanes to play ball in hand Cheifs to kick the ball away
Hurricanes by 4
>>67029511
I wish lol
Lest we forget lads
Lest we forget
>>67029513
vipbox is pretty jittery for me as well
Based NZ bugler much better than that Aussie hack
>>67029520
What kind of shithole do you have to live in to wish you were from Hamilton?
>stream just cut out
fug
>>67029478
I know that feel (I had got dislocated dislocated shoulder while playing beach rugby several years ago).
>>67029537
Crushedchurch
>>67029513
>>67029532
>>67029538
http://firstrowus.eu/watch/411013/1/watch-sky-sports-2.html
Doing alright for me so far.
>>67029533
The Aussie actually used a bugle though. This scumbag used a trumpet
that was nice commemoration
>>67029544
no worries lad mine came back
cheers tho
>>67029543
You poor bastard
Chiefs by 12 2bh
>>67029537
Only auckland seriously looks down on Hamilton. It's on pat with most other '''''cities'''' of New Zealand. Palmy is the designated so shitry it's memeworthy city
>>67029563
>chiefs by 12+ is paying $5
cheeky tenner lads
>>67029564
>Palmy is the designated so shitry it's memeworthy city
>tfw
>How you going beauden
Ref ball confirmed
>>67029564
Dunedin and Wellington are much better m8.
avo man in the thick of it
Classic Chiefs tactic getting a cheeky hook or two in
Send them all off ref
CHIEFS BTFO
MY TENNER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67029544
This one is freezing for me too. I'm at a mate's so the internet might just be shitty here
>>67029601
Correct. But hamilton is still fine
T. Wellingtonian btw>>67029587
TRY!!!
JAAAAAAAAANE!
>cory jane hat trick
one down, 2 to go
GO UKRAINE
>>67029580
Cancel that
How was the moondogs game lads? I literally just came back from playing today
Anon who predicted Cory Jane confirmed for a hatrick confirmed for being a prescient cunt
>>67029641
too fucking late lad
>>67029643
Ebin
>>67029643
AWOOOO gambare ended this jaguare
>Cheifs defence falls apart without the turn coat Ngatai
Without the inside canes knowledge what can the Chiefs do?
>>67029643
cracker
Not surprised with ngatai out. They worked that move beautifully though, Probably would have scored even if he was there.
>>67029630
Fuck it's freezing for me too now. It was going so well five minutes ago.
>>67029636
Cory returns. I remember his last hat trick against Argentina in 2012.
>queefs 'scrum'
>>67029657
wait is ngatai not playing?
just fuck my fantasy team up oniifam
Chiefs looking touchy as fuck.
We can't have Mackenzie in a black 15 jersey, his defence at fullback is awful.
>>67029503
>that scrum
Your guy on the inside lied to you mate
>>67029683
not any more
How many of you cunts are lurking this thread right now?
>that recycle speed
Webber cemented #2¿
booooooooooooooo
>>67029675
http://www.newshub.co.nz/sport/chiefs-back-ngatai-ruled-out-by-injury-2016042217#axzz46dLKRu00
Shoulder injury
>>67029698
Have a (you)
>>67029698
I would post but I can't fucking watch the game with this internet
T R Y
R
Y
>we wuz robbed
lmao how the fuck is that a try
Ref has a bet on m8s
Game of the round here lads.
Canes looking good in realtime
cheeky droppy
b a r r e t 50cal
>cheeky droppy in SH
Steady on barrett
>>67029723
Looks like it will live up to the hype too
>so much action
More ABs in Wellington.
Joubert knows what to do.
>>67029735
based fucking machines jew
>go out to grab pizza for watching the ruggers
>forgot to buy a box of piss
fug lads
Beauden on All Black selection watch
Cruden on suicide watch
>>67029748
Go at halftime m8
>>67029735
up to cunt
>>67029735
Just so you know, I fucking can't stand Israelis.
>three scraps already
lol fucking aggro cunts on both teams aye
Yellow for the tackle
Yellow for the Chiefs starting a fight
>>67029766
Coconuts just can't help it.
>>67029766
chiefs are a bunch of ruckus cunts 2bh
In how many hours is the sunwolves game?
>Slomo camera
Looked alright in real time
>smithy pretty much talking about real time again
>>67029775
Disqualification for all team.
Retirement for 4th referee.
>>67029784
mate...
> bogan barrett
maybe he should drop them all kek
Based Daniel here?
>>67029784
Kek
>>67029784
You missed it m8. Weebs got their first win 36-28
>>67029795
All name fags and the "poosonalities" are dead
>>67029795
Hi.
I reckon Sam Cane is lowkey a bit of a cunt in person ay
>pooden going for the kick
>it's a barrett can't kick episode
Decimate all namefags.
>>67029814
All of them?
>>67029784
check out the highlights on sanzaar channel in a few hours lad
>>67029814
Sadly seems he can't get any non meme kicks
>>67029807
You're a bunch of obnoxious arrogant cunts.
>>67029791
>>67029796
>>67029797
Ah man, fuck. I was looking forward to it too.
Grant Nisbett needs to retire
>>67029822
this 2bh
Nicec tackle Savea you fat cunt
TRRRRRRRRRYRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
HOLY SHIT!
WOW
Forward pass way back before halfway m8
>>67029839
It was awesome btw
no worries, knew it was good in realtime
>>67029840
>Nisbo retires
>The main commentary team is Sumo and Marshy
Think of the memes
Great kick
S M U G
M
U
G
Pass was forward don't kid yourselves
No smug closeups tonight.
Disappointing.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOYA
>razzle dazzle
LE FORWARD WHO RUNS LIKE A BACK MAN
I dream a dream
IT'S LIT
What a gaame smiddy
>chiefs line defence
come on lads
Another scrum like the last lads come on
>Chiefs in charge of penalty lineouts
So Smith, Weber, and TKB for All Blacks halfbacks lads?
What the hell is happening
>>67029926
100% pure memery.
>>67029924
Nah, Smith, Weber, and TJP for halfback
TKB for All black flanker
>>67029924
Smith starting against Wales first 2 games, Webber on the bench and starting in the 3rd
>>67029924
Yeah. We should try to poach Tanaka though desu
>>67029840
isn't it Nesbett?
kek Kiwi accents
>>67029945
Nah, Nisbett: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Nisbett
> this backline without Ngatai
SMUGKENZIE EXPOSED
nice """scrum""" you got there chiefs
>>67029951
Cumtisic Shitspooter on pooicide watch
>>67029840
As long as he takes Ian Smith with him.
BUt please, PLEASE, take Kieth Quinn too. Senile old fool makes the sevens near unbearable
First to score after halftime wins the game
SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
>>67029975
what if nobody scores lad
What does the superbru tips look like for this match?
>t-pain
is this seventh form
>>67029980
Well then it will be the Canes won't it since they're winning the game, unless the Queefs get a cheeky score before half time.
>Le unfavourable kick man
>kfc buckets on your head
new zealand '''fashion''
>beauden fatshit
>beauds
>>67029998
Marketing mate. They know the drongos that eat KFC are stupid enough to give them free advertising
>pooden poorrett
>>67029998
You obviously haven't seen a Manawatu game
>>67030018
That's gold.
>>67030008
Chur
>Bogan has missed 11 points this half
>>67030027
>into the wind meme
>swirling wind meme
>cake tin meme
>>67030038
>You now know that Smugkenzie has scored more points than him in this game
>>67030042
I was repeating the commentators memes for him mate. I am watching the game
1. Sunwolves
2. Rebels
POWERGAP
3. Hurricanes
4. Chiefs
t.b.h.
>you now remember all those smug cunts who bet on the jags @ 200/1 at the stat of the season
>>67030008
why is it so hard to find your fucking tips on superbru?
its a nightmare navigating from the dashboard to the rug league and my tips
>>67030091
agreed it's so poorly laid out.
>>67030091
oh and can piesank fucking accept me and the four other people also pending already?
>tfw the stream starts freezing again after it took me a solid 15 minutes into the match to find a working one at the start
FUCK
No namefags and minimal shitposting today.
We did it lads.
>>67030121
I'm proud of us 2bh
>>67030094
I agree. Mobile site is aids too
>>67030120
http://live.robinwidget.com/livematches/free-live-video-streaming-hurricanes-chiefs-rugby-305090.html
and crichd
Domo arigato Mr Leitch-san!
COLES
BOOMFA
LE HOOKER WHO OFFLOADS LIKE REED MAN
nice going smugkenzie you just gave the canes 7 points
COLES!
>>67030142
>He actually said it
B O O M F A
O
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M
F
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>le sonny bill COLES
>>67030127
Seems to be working better than it did earlier
I've still missed both tries so far due to the stream freezing
fucking hell Chiefs keep 7 points ahead I've gotta overtake gentleben on superbru
J A N E !
C O L E S !
P E R E N A R A !
Is Coles, dare I say, the form winger in super rugby?
>Le unfavourable kick man
>barrett
Lfwrlabm strikes!
>barrett
Bogan has now missed 13 points.
THIS FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIT
>he doesnt rate memekenzie
Crazy tryfest game wew
mckenzie confirmed GOAT
I'd 28-20 be the canes right now xD
>>That passage of play
Jesus McKenzie is a raw talent. Once he gets enough experience and make less dubious decisions he'll be deadly
>mfw this game
>>67030172
hot af
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11627630
>P.. P.. P..P-PLEASE FUCK OUR WOMEN BIG STRONG AUSGODS
pathetic
DAMIEN MCCARTER
>>67030172
how attractive do you find that girl? she's a joo just like you mate
>>67030188
pretty much, he'll be amazing in a year or two
I'd hate to have him in the AB23 right now though
>>67030157
I'd pick him ahead of Savea for left wing
>>67030188
if he bulks up a tad he could get ben smith levels of winger
