15:30 FC Cologne ? - ? Darmstadt
15:30 Hertha Berlin ? - ? Bayern Munich
15:30 Ingolstadt ? - ? Hannover 96
15:30 VfB Stuttgart ? - ? Borussia Dortmund
15:30 Wolfsburg ? - ? Augsburg
18:30 Schalke 04 ? - ? Bayer Leverkusen
HSV
can you please stop making /bundes/ threads this early
also goooood morning
>>67028924
Morning
15:30 FC Cologne 1 - 1 Darmstadt
15:30 Hertha Berlin ? - ? Bayern Munich
15:30 Ingolstadt 2 - 0 Hannover 96
15:30 VfB Stuttgart 3 - 4 Borussia Dortmund
15:30 Wolfsburg 2 - 1 Augsburg
18:30 Schalke 04 2 - 3 Bayer Leverkusen
>>67028379
>>67029607
did no one reply to your thread? :/
Time for morning exercise
Time to clean up the appartment and go grocery shopping afterwards
morning lads feeling pretty shite
>>67029799
Good morning.
What's on your shopping list?
hmmm is should clean my apartment too.. but first ill go to the gym and then i think ill bake a cake
moin feeling great today
>>67029754
Is that from Neon Evangelesis?
>>67030062
Morning
>>67030099
No, from the same people though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz6rKH1BZIY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONAVUxNmnkU
Germany can't into openings
Also is Aubameyang normal again?
>>67030049
Morning
The shopping list in my head includes beef mince, eggs, blueberries, rye bread, tomatoes, cottage cheese, bananas, kiwis, mangos, garlic, avocado, basil, rosemary, parmesan, white cabbage, red paprika, chilli pepper and tomato paste.
I will take a picture and
release it here once I returned with the goods. In the meantime you can speculate on what I will forget buying. My gues would be garlic and chilli pepper.
>>67030131
Okay
>>67030170
No milk or chicken?
>>67030170
Are you cooking for the whole week today?
Also mangos. Why not write it down?
>>67030211
He already wrote it down in this thread. No need to do it twice.
>>67030228
I don't think taking a monitor shopping is a good idea.
>>67030204
I don't need to buy those as my fridge is still filled with them. The dinner which contains chicken/turkey breast will last me another four days. After that I will have two dinners of salmon with broccoli und green beans. So I will have to buy chicken/turkey breast come thursday or friday
>>67030211
I will cook tomorrow, though buy the goods today.
>keeping raw mince in the fridge for a day
Yes
I like challenges and writing stuff down to read is no challenge to me. Also I don't like typical behaviour. I try to be as corny as possible without looking like an attention whore. Looking onto a piece of paper in a supermarket is one of the most typical behaviours I could think of. I always yawn a bit in my head whenever I see someone do it. It's also an excercise for your brain to some extent
>>67030252
Can look up the thread on his phone.
>>67030278
>taking the phone with you
>while grocery shopping
See line nine of >>67030266
>>67030266
Good challenge.
You could write them down with a pen or pencil before leaving and or say them out loud before leaving. I've heard those are good memory tips.
>>67030170
>he isn't growing his food related plants himself
2016 everyone
>>67030315
I just picture myself cooking what I intended to cook in my head, go from ingredient to ingredient and when I come to an ingredient I haven't packed yet, I do so. When I start packing fruits I just think of all the fruits I want to buy.
There's nothing I eat on its own. Everything I buy is an ingredient of a meal, so I just skip through the meals in my head
>>67030317
I am. Won't respond any further regarding the topic
If you go to like a Dortmund match and sit with the ultras who have their massive flags banners and so on, how do you actually see what's going on in the game? Seems to me like those would block vision
>>67030355
You don't like typical behaviour
>>67030382
yes, it just blocks vision and you have to deal with it
>>67030382
It's about the atmosphere, not watching the actual match. You can barely see anything anyways when in the stadium. It's an entirely different experience from watching sports on your couch
>>67030403
>>67030407
I see, thanks. I guess I am used to it here where you can still see what's going on quite well everywhere
>>67030382
It does and it pisses off a lot of fans in their block.
>>67030382
ultras don't care for the sport, they just need the fan identity as a crutch to get over thir own failure in society
>>67030502
>>67030527
Some ultras seem nuts, like the Feyenoord ones who blew that shit up in Rome
>>67030545
Not be an ultra apologist but those guys are a different brand of "supporter" than ultras.
Götze
- born near Munich
- grew up in Dortmund and went through Dortmund youth
- moves to Bayern
Customers: He's a Bavarian, get over it!!
Hummels
- born near Dortmund
- grew up in Munich and went through Munich youth
- moves to Dortmund
Customers: He's a Bavarian, get over it!!
It's funny how the path of both players is diametral and yet customers come to the same conclusion.
>>67030643
götze is the real traitor. It's okay if Hummels goes to Bayern
>>67030643
The real conclusions is there's no future in Dortmund.
What went wrong?
>>67030643
Honestly I don't care about where either of them come from.
All I see is Bayern buying a player that could potentially be great for them and is German on top of that. All this "lost son" and "traitor" stuff is media bullshit anyway. Get over it.
I really really hate bayern
>>67030709
more like super gay /rug/ amirite
I hope Dortmund dont try against Stuttgart and just relax, >we really need the points
Eight games to go and the championship plus relegation has long since been decided.
Really looking forward to the Belgian structure next season.
>>67030709
/rug/ runs /cric/
/cric/ RUNS /bundes/
>>67030775
>implying there will be a next season
this is only getting better and better
>>67030846
Yes, because every club they openly talk about isn't a club he will join.
>>67030643
nothing wrong with that
>>67030855
l-lewd
>>67030915
Ugh... please tell me you didn't open the Mossad virus.
>>67030957
n-no
>it's a Wolfsburg loses episode
How do we fix the wolf?
>>67031085
wish more good kicks
woher is cat jew?
>woher
it's "wo"
>>67031124
I should think I know how to speak your language, thank you.
>>67030040
morning
>>67031095
from israel
>>67031095
*wo, herr, is cat jew?
>>67030957
there hasnt been a single bundes related post itt.
>>67031278
bundes a shit
>>67031085
I like augsburg, but I feel like wolfsburg have a pretty good chance against them. Augsburg won their last two but it was against mediocre teams. on the other side, Wolfsburg have been shit for 5 games. It's going to be very interesting I think
What are your predictions for the topspiel?
>>67031372
Stuttgart will put up a fight, but Dortmund wins nonetheless.
>>67031372
Schalke 0-2 Leverkusen
Hertha 0 - 3 Bayern
Wolfsburg 1 - 2 Augsburg
Cologne 0 - 1 Darmstadt
Stuttgart 1 - 4 Dortmund
Ingolstadt 1 - 1 Hanovre
Schalke 0 - 2 Leverkusen
Is there another club which has crashed as bad as Aachen. They literally lost to SSVg Velbert.
>>67031372
everton 3-2 manchester united
>Letting go of Emre Can
Are Bayern Munich literally retarded?
>>67031548
poor man's rabiot
>>67031548
>Are Eintracht Frankfurt literally retarded?
ftfy
>>67031548
he's shit
>>67031548
>low football IQ physicality babby
good riddance
whats the best ""general"" and why is it /bundes/?
>>67031548
he is just about average m8
>>67031577
shut up
>>67031595
Dont EVER reply to my posts again.
I will wander outside now. I'll be back for Wolfsburg - Augsburg
>>67031595
sorry
>>67030678
>buys constantly the best players
>always announces the purchase shortly before the important finals
>needs refbal to win: pokal, CL final, Bundeslel...
Yeah, fucking BvB cant win anything amirite?
>>67031781
>this grammar
shareholders everyone
>>67031781
>m-muh evil buyern ;_;
>>67031799
Do you mean "syntax" pleb?
Because my grammar is impeccable.
>>67031879
>muh "Er soll der bundeslel erhalten bleiben"
Buyern is a joke.
>>67031577
Laughing_Vidal.png
yummy shareholder tears
>>67031799
>being this new
you have to be 18 to browse this site
>>67031925
it's the youtube-comment-section-guy customer
>>67031949
>7-1
Hue?
>yfw our son comes home
Does bundes exist or is it a Form?
>Nürnberg
I hope cuck Pauli gets the third place so we can witness the Antifa derby in the relegation play offs (Werder - Pauli)
>>67031995
a form of what?
>>67031992
you mean your wife's son
>>67031989
..you know we were talking about the guy who quoted you right
>>67031995
theres no /bundes/ without denmark
>>67031781
>>67031799
>>67031921
Austria is a Bayern fan and just false flagging here.
>>67032088
you forgot to quote >>67031949 >>67032082
pretty much the same I wonder??
>>67032216
guess the intern doesn't know what kick-off time means
>>67031995
Forms exist. In fact Plato says they are the actual object and what you perceive is just a shadow mimicking the form.
/bundes/ is not a form. I don't think there's an objectvive perfect blueprint for /bundes/.
"Thread" would be a form.
>>67032254
He does, but he's daydreaming a lot
How does this make you feel, Dortmundboi?
Champions League in three days time and I can barely believe it
>>67032274
>you now remember Rensing.
>Union
Neuer (K) - Tasci, Benatia, Thiago, Lewandowski, Costa, Rafinha, Götze, Vidal, Müller, Kimmich
Ulreich - Ribéry, Martínez, Alonso, Alaba, Coman
it seems both will be going to city
and aubameyang to real
only reus will stay
>>67032286
yes, treble is on
and this year is even easier
>tasci
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
>>67032298
>Tasci
wew lad
>>67032298
>Tasci
nice
Where is Sebastian Rode
>>67032295
I went to look up the score, expecting it to be 2-2. Fucking hell.
TASCI
A
S
C
I
>>67032274
looks so boring
>>67032318
;_;
>liverpool's sakoh confirmed for dopping
I knew it
--------------------------neuer----------------
--------rafinha--------tasci----benatia-------
----------------kimmich---vidal----------------
----götze--------------thiago--------------costa-
------------------------------------------müller-------
-------------------lewandowski-------------------
Bürki, Mkhitaryan, Reus (C), Ramos, Pulisic, Kagawa, Sokratis, Piszczek, Ginter, Weigl, Durm.
Bench: Weidenfeller, Bender, Leitner, Hummels, Sahin, Castro, Schmelzer
>Reus (C)
*-*
>yfw your son coming home
CLUB SIEEEEEG
except he isnt
he will end up signing for city or barça in the end
>>67032436
Röckenhaus has said there's no interest from the PL or Barcelona.
>>67032428
new
>>67032445
of course good goy :^)
>>67032504
Röckenhaus is generally pretty spot on, because of his connections to Watzke.
>>67032445
Like I said, he's just jewing out a higher salary from Dortmund.
>the city of Union
>>67032604
I wouldn't be surprised, and you can't really blame him either. I seem to remember reading something about them planning to raise their wage bill from 100ish to around 110-120 million.
nürnberg strong
Preußen BTFO
>>67032627
They're already at €120m.
>Sandro Wagner mag Kopfballtore, klare Meinungen aber mindestens genauso. Nun sorgt er mit der Aussage für Furore, dass er Fußballprofis für "teilweise" unterbezahlt hält. "Gemessen an all dem, was man aufgibt", sagte der Angreifer der "Bild", "finde ich, dass auch die bei Bayern zu wenig verdienen - selbst zwölf Millionen oder so."
>"Wir sollten auch mal von dieser Neid-Kultur wegkommen in ganz Deutschland. In England zum Beispiel feiern die Fans, wenn du mit 'nem geilen Auto kommst. Wenn du bei uns ein gutes Auto hast, musst du es fünf Ecken weiter parken, damit keiner neidisch ist. Das finde ich lächerlich."
>Pulisic getting another start
Hopefully his ego doesn't blow up.
>>67032745
Wagner is a retard. Fucking Schuster just had to drag this faggot back up.
BERTIE VOGTS!
BÖÖRTI BÖÖRTI VOGTS!
>>67032811
>tasci
>>67031085
buy more cars
Those dads sitting in the stadium with their son
>Mein Herz gehört Hertha
>Mein Herz gehört Dortmund
This guy
>>67032745
His thing about women's football was even more fedora.
>you need to turn your head off
This guy
ya'll niggas have been disrespectful to your dankest meme animals lately.
>>67032745
eat the rich desu
>>67032884
that nose
>the new Katja Kassin webcam clip
>>67032884
that's not the lewd giraffe
Here we are
>>67032884
>>67032927
uuuuh what?
>>67032964
getting hyped
>>67032977
>>67032984
I enjoyed looking at it
its time
>>67032995
>>67032984
I can't stop laughing. Jesus Christ.
>it's Reif episode
why
>Reif
REEEEEEEE
>>67033011
ehehehecte liebe
>>67033015
What's so funny
>>67033007
cool clock. You should ask obama if you can take it to the white house
will fritzle rape bvb today?
>Reif sniffling into te microphone
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
WHEN WILL THIS FUCKER RETIRE
fucking hell, when did bundes get flooded with anime losers?
>>67033069
Is this the guy who smokes and eats while commenting on the game?
FINNBOGERFACE
>>67033075
since forever
>>67033075
2011
REIF YOU WHINY FAGGOT
WHY DOES THIS FUCKER ALWAYS RUIN THE MOOD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Wolfsburg
>GOLFSBURG
I bet on Wolfsburg
Have I made a grevious mistake?
>>67033075
>>67033109
>betting on the Bundes
your first and only mistake
>>67033075
japanese players? this decade
>>67033109
maybe
Without their home record they have nothing
Perfect matchday so far.
wat
WHY
>>67033143
Nice passing
>>67033146
Groundskeeper was bored
>>67033150
thank
>freddi finnboga singlehandedly keeping these shitters up
>>67033145
I sometimes wonder if if they have shorts on
>>67033161
you
>>67033146
God is playing tennis
>>67033166
so you are the american who said you couldn't post on weekends and this week you said you could watch /bundes/ with us
i like you pls post more
>Dortmund playing a C-team
>they will still trash Shitgart
what went wrong?
>Müller
come on reus
>>67033186
okay I will
>Hangover 96
Atleast its over.
>>67033190
BOBICGUY
O
B
I
C
G
U
Y
According to the ref this wasn't offside and the goal would have stood if Reus wasn't a retard.
top kek
>the hinterlader of köln
dat qt photographer
>>67033214
Hello Kyouko
>>67032927
>>67032960
How is Ingolstadt to you Germanics? They are doing pretty well for a promoted side.
I could see them getting a European spot.
>Ingolstadt still has a realistic chance to play international next season
>>67033238
Most people hate them because they have no history and get massively backed by Audi. They're a shit plastic club.
>>67033190
wat
>>67033238
they should fuck off
>>67033224
?
>>67033244
>realistic
nope
>Mamadou Sakho drug test positive
I wonder what his excuse will be.
!?
What's even the point of a league that the same team wins 4 fucking seasons in a row? Always makes me smile when Germans make fun of the EPL when your league's a fucking joke.
>>67033252
>3 games
>3 points away
>with shit like >Schalke infront of them
>>67033248
>Hummels
>Schmelzer
>Bender
>Gündogan
>Sahin
>Obama
>>67033259
What's even the point of a league whose teams are nothing but rich Russian and Arab boy toys?
>tfw you were the only one to actually post a truthful "Hello Kyouko"
one of my top 10 biggest /bundes/ achievments
>>67033256
the symbol of Cryptozoology
>>67033259
This will be the first time that Bayern have won 4 in a row
>>67033259
The Bundesliga has more different champions than the EPL in the last decade m8
>>67033259
what's the point of the EPL when the Sheikhs and Oligarchs decide who'll win beforehand?
inb4
>hurr durr Leicester
BuLi also has these weird seasons where some nobodyteam wins
>>67033281
no I was
>>67033251
no u
>>67033292
No I even have proof.
>>67033265
Gladbach, Mainz and >schalke are all still playing afterwards, if 2 of them don't lose, Ingolstadt will have at least 4 points to a EL place
Too much to catch up in 3 games.
>>67033296
wrong
>>67033288
Leicester is owned by a billionaire
>>67033296
Hello Kyouko
>>67033309
So are you
>>67033306
Post archive of you succesful guess.
>>67033314
ouch
The Bayern match needs more goals
>>67033256
hello?
>>67033314
rude
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>>67033317
see>>59613339
>>67033338
That was literally me though.
Liar.
Kagawa!
>leaving Kagawa that free in front of goal
>>67033352
it wasn't
this is my second quints this month tßh
KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who /finnbogason/ here?
Stuttgart will go down.
>>67033354
why the sad face?
SHINJI!
>>67033238
They do more theater shit than football.