Jerry edition
go Ms
>>67022535
EVEN YEAR
C'MON JINTS
A's would bootyblast both of these shitty teams
Real thread
>>67022501
>>67022501
>>67022501
HA HA
TIME FOR BANTER
>>67022676
u wat m8
LINEUPS
>M's
Aoki LF
Smith RF
Cano 2B
Cruz DH
Seager 3B
Lind 1B
Iannetta C
Martin CF
Marte SS
>Angels
Escobar 3B
Ortega LF
Trout CF
Pujols DH
Calhoun RF
Simmons SS
Cron 1B
Perez C
Giavotella 2B
Got the Rainers lined up boys. Let's get this started.
*ahem*
Fuck Mike Trout.
zunibomber wants back
https://twitter.com/CurtoWorld/status/723683964599193600
Anyone got the Angels shooting arrows at Rodney webm?
FUCK MIKE TROUT
someone post kyleseagerfuckyou.webm
>salty memers
>tfw just got access to hd girld do porn videos
>tfw gf got me tickets for tomorrows game
>>67022987
only have jif
Fuck Kyle Seager
LETSSSSSS GOOOO AOKI
BASED SEAWEED
>tfw get to watch an m's game with /sp/ again
feels great man
the fuck is going on
umps already have it out for the angels
what the fuck was that
The hell was that
>>67023129
I would too desu
>>67023119
whats up brah
>tfw rains back
>>67023105
Dammit you beat me to it
>>67023166
not much other then finally getting the internet installed in my house again
strange windup
need skaggs back
you literally cannot get seth smith out
Just fuck my shit up
inb4 walked in run
send this out the park
NELLIE PLS
>2016
>Camera STILL cuts to the runner coming from third instead of focusing on the throw
WOO RUNS
pay attention
mmmm umpball
>>67023487
looked safe to me
2 runs in the 1st inning. good start
KEK
>Shitannetta
>that fucking strikezone
Robo Umps when
>letting ianetta on your major league baseball team
>the city of memes
>>67023620
>talking shit when Giavotella is an everyday player for your team
kek
>>67023643
What's wrong with Johnny Baseball?
>>67023604
never ever
Kuma pls
come on rockbear
sit down, fishman
>RISP
at least trout didnt get on base
Fuck off Shitholes
WEW LAD
Holy shit cano
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM UMPBALL
:^)
>>67023887
stealing that
>>67023973
no prob senpai
it's a lucky pepe
EAT SHIT ANALHYMEN
>>67024022
m's are coming for you soon
>>67024142
SWEPT
W
E
P
T
this ump is such garbage
>>67024022
>>67024142
>>67023835
M's, A's Anglels fans, lets put aside our differences and all enjoy watching this incredible rags failure
https://twitter.com/_DaveMelton/status/723697640085565440
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2016/4/22/11487998/seattle-mariners-prospect-edwin-diaz-scouting-report
Eat shit you zip
>>67024220
how does that even happen
Checking in with Panda Express
I dare you to fuck with me
>>67024220
Kek switches from runner going 2nd to 3rd to Fielder
>>67024311
the rags are incredibly good at finding ways to fail
>>67024022
Dat sweep still taste salty?
TOOTBLAN
>>67024313
pandas are going extinct
>>67024313
unless its beijing beef and sweetfire chicken we are gonna have some problems
>>67024379
its not real panda meat silly
>>67024220
>fat ball players
not even once
>>67024450
the lazy fuck just gives up
who remember
>>67024357
>2016
>literally losing in a baseball game to the
Mariners
>>67024402
>beijing beef
my nigga
>>67024478
barely walking the base line kek
>>67024503
>2016
>literally getting rid of Donaldson for no reason
Who /ElPolloLoco/ here
>>67024549
Meh. He peaked last year. And we will sweep the Blue Jays this weekend.
SMIFF
>>67023280
this 2bh
>smith
>on base
pick two
>>67024549
guess donaldson just needed the roid boost
>>67024572
none on the east coast :(
>>67024675
>least coast
>>67024220
>https://twitter.com/_DaveMelton/status/723697640085565440
That's embarrassing. Why the fuck isn't Fielder breaking for home when the 1B is dancing to get a tag?
>>67024707
I know
Seff Smiff has an OBP of .436 as of last night, which is still lower than Barry Bonds career OBP
>>67024402
>not getting General Tsao's and noodles
Stay amateur, nigga
>>67024486
I was at that game.
The aroma of spaghetti hung over us all
>>67024829
i wish i coulda been at that game to watch Guti redeem himself and poop on the jasy
So the Angels offense is basically Mike Trout and...?
Hawt
>tfw Dave Sims is so fucking terrible
I can't even listen to Mariners home team announcing anymore. He contributes nothing but platitudes.
>>67024923
thats it
>>67024956
mlb.tv with the radio overlay is good shit fampai
everything is going better than expected
Angelbros, give the San Jose Shorks your strength so we can have Curry back
>>67022726
>>67022726
>>67022726
beach ball party ayyy
>>67024956
I think I'm the only M's fan out there who doesn't hate Sims.
He's not Niehaus, of course, but he's alright.
I think he's suffered a lot of terrible baseball and wants a little excitement. That's his biggest fault.
>>67025123
wonder if she bought her seahawks tickets yet
Hey, did you hear?
the rams are back
>>67025192
>Tfw she deleted my comment calling her out for that
A-At least she knows I exist, right?
>>67025187
i want to hear Blowers try play-by-play on some really good play. thatd be gr8
>>67025238
kek what did you say
>>67025229
I'm ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkKlzInR4Y
>>67025253
I just said "unfollowed". But she deleted all the negative comments on it
>>67025238
post what you said
>>67025262
>the Hawks don't have to travel to that shithole in St.Louis anymore
I am too.
>>67025262
>I'm ready
for another 7-9 season?
>>67025290
but now we get to deal with annoying LA fans
>>67025303
Not just one, either. They're leveraging their future on a D-II QB
Literally no 1st round picks for two years afterward
>>67025303
Jared Goff is elite. But Fisher sucks from what I hear
END YOUR LIFE PUJOLS
>Pooholes with another GIDP
KEK. Have fun paying that contract fags.
crap
thank you ginger
Wow, what a shit pitch
Can we please have Kole bat 4th and drop Pujols?
cole kalhoun
What the fuck Rockbear, you couldn't have hung that curveball worse if you tried
>>67025380
kek
>>67025382
>But Fisher sucks from what I hear
do you not watch football? he is a meme coach
>>67025406
>$240 million for Cano
>>67025449
He's playing at an MVP level, senpai
>>67025439
Nigga we haven't a had a football team since I was 2 years old. I know he goes like 8-8 every year, but I don't actually watch their games
>>67025449
and it's brought us within a game of the playoffs which hasn't happened in
>FIFTEEN YEARS
as well as Nelson Cruz
not sure why this is a meme, it's basically the only good thing Jack Z was able to pull off, it's the only reason we have even the slightest chance at getting to the playoffs
lol
>>67025380
I read they might go after the QB from cal
>>67025477
>but I don't actually watch their games
i see
>>67025449
>Paying Josh Hamilton to play for a division rival
>kings getting btfo
>>67025510
I'm ready for my first NFL season of shitposting
>>67024758
>fuck, 90 feet. And I gotta run the whole way
>no, someone will hit me in
>fuck theyre still throwing the ball around. Alright im going for it
>>67025553
>to play for
has he even played this season yet?
>>67025580
its bretty fun senpai
>>67024787
at Panda?
>>67025585
kek
>>67025553
>Implying Hamilton won't destroy the Rangers from the inside
cruz will get the batters going right now
>>67025650
CRUZ BOMB!!!!
>>67025665
well, that didnt work
CRON
HOLY SHIT CRON DID SOMETHING
>>67025665
more like chron bomb
oh great a tie game
>>67025748
its ok. im calling an 8th inning Seager game winning hr
May lazy panda give Seager his strength
Sup /spee/. Do you think you can keep up with me and my boys at the gym?
>A's in 1st
>Astros last place
bizzaro al west
>>67025829
lets hope
>Lastros back to being the Lastros
Enjoy the basement, fags. I knew last year was a fluke.
>>67025901
The Asstros are shit though
Kongs btfo
slip
Rank al west teams in order of most liked to shittiest
Mariners
Astros
As
Angels
Rags
>>67026196
1. M's
four-way tie for last
>one pitch
>gets changd
Why is this allowed
>>67026196
Angels
*power gap*
Mariners
A's
Rangers
Astros
>>67026254
muh matchups
>>67026241
are you trying to tell me you dont hate the rags more than anyone else?
>>67026241
this but A's
BALK TIME
>>67026196
Ms
power gap
astros
angels
as
power gap
waking up on a friday but thinking its Saturday and then realizing you have to go to work
power gap
rangers
what the fuck is this
WHAT THE UMPBALL
I hate the Astros. I don't care if they finish last forever. I will never get used to them being in the AL West. Every time I look at the standings, it saddens me that they're there.
>The city of these umps
Did we ever figure out what happened with Aoki at the start of the game btw?
>>67026196
mariners
gap
stros
power gap
A's
angels
rangers
what is habbenungp
Speed up the games they said.
>angelels try to be sneaky jews
>get a balk called instead
LMAO
memed
>>67026374
no one knows
GET'EM
EJECT HIM
throw hands servais
ayy
TOSS HIM
>>67026411
>>67026437
umps know they fucked up so they have to eat shit
rojas mad as fuck
>analslime trying to cheat
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Wow what in the fuck
>>67026465
>0 world series
these umps have no fucking idea what they're doing
>>67026196
The Mariners are the shittiest team in baseball.
I love them so much, but they have been shit for basically the whole of their existence.
ROBOT UMPS FUCKING WHEN
nooooo
it clearly hit the bat and as a result is a foul ball you fucking M's autists kys
fuckin lol
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/723724234560655360
>that inning
seriously...
>>67026514
kek
Aoki's defense makes we nervous as hell every time
>>67026514
funny
I FUCKING HATE THE BOTTOM OF OUR LINEUP REEEEE
>>67026747
Marte did something though
good going marte
guys i think my stream is way behind give me the outs and pitch count right now
>>67026804
1 out 0-2
>>67026804
1 out
0-2 count
>Thought I had a free night to myself to shitpost on /sp/ and catch up on shit I have to do
>GF now telling me she wants me to hang out at a bar with her
>>67026804
1 out
0-2
>>67026804
1 out 0-2
>>67026813
>>67026821
ok i got 1 out, marte hitting 1-2
>>67026804
1 out
0-2
>>67026823
>normie problems
>>67026823
tough break
>>67026823
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67026804
>>67026813
>>67026821
>>67026828
>>67026858
>>67026837
>>67026870
watching my stream and following this thread is like im talking with time travelers who can only go back in time 2 minutes
>>67026932
http://tv-link.in/tv112.php
>>67026949
im paying actual real money for both my shitty comcast and mlb.tv
Is actual live streaming too much to ask?
m's pls
>>67026978
you are watching with mlb.tv and its behind?
JUST
>>67026995
about 3 minutes apparently
seff smiff just walked up to the plate
>>67026978
your paying and your somehow 2 minutes behind from us?
thats sad
>>67027005
Marte steals, L8 inning over
>>67027018
thanks bud
Kings came back
DO A BARREL ROLL
>>67027005
Are you watching on your computer, or on a gaming console? I remember when I had MLBTV the feed on my xbox was a few minutes behind, but it was normal on my laptop.
>>67027005
why pay for that shit senpai
>>67027034
why do the sharks choke so much
>>67027068
amazon fire stick
>>67027078
I didnt know it was going to be this shitty
Ive used it for years and never had more than a 1 pitch delay
>submarine
JFMSU
ESCOBAR
dayum
fug me
>>67027107
>amazon fire stick
I don't even know what that is
fuckin Escobar
nothing cruz could do there
>>67027179
it connects to wifi and you can use apps like hulu/netflix/news shit like that
>>67027179
android loaded up on a usb stick
holy fuck its the middle of the eight and im still stuck with one out in the bottom of the 7th
I dont live in a backwoods shithole, why is my connection so shitty
>>67027232
if you press live it'll scan forward
Typical Dominican nigger not hustling
>>67027253
tried that
it is live for me
>>67027265
>>67027232
just switched to my ps3 and im bacjk to an actual live stream
Can one of my Ms bros go shit on amazons front door for me?
With this pitching, Kuma deserves a win
>>67027310
he'll get it
heh
FUCK YOU, YOU FAT SHIT
Nigga doesn't know bout Ortega. Why would he even think of going for 2.
GOD DAMN IT ADAM LIND
FUCK YOU LIND
FUCK YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WTF why does Lind think he's fast this game?
>>67027414
Gotta go fast. Is James Jones still with the rainiers?
>Call Confirmred
Based Root Sports everyone
>>67027431
Rangers AAA