seriously fuck the pessimists this bad mojo is why we're losing games edition
roidabello sub edition
Sanchize vs Gray
lineups:
no colabello lol
>Cecil
>>67018332
deluded optimists about to get blown the fuck out
IT WAS ME CHRIS
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
>le droopy face steroid man
cant wait to hear how buck and pat will shill for colabottle
DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quebec is a much better province than ontario
>>67018489
>le suspiciously asian looking man
>>67018489
Quebec is pretty comfy, I liked Quebec city
>>67018489
DELETE THIS
I wish I could listen to Buck and Pat on the radio
>>67018541
Wish I could listen to Howarth on tv
Platoon Smoaktista and put lil pomps in right field
I have a feeling we see lower turnout from A's than Rays fans in these threads
SANCHIZE IS FINISHED GET FUCKED OPTIMIST FAGGOTS
>>67018590
same
>>67018563
Fuck yeah it's recall time
noice
>>67018332
Daily reminder that losing is a good thing
>Bort traded
>another Lawrie took his spot
top kek
>>67018639
Lawrie was only medium good
>Sanchez
it's happening, that's it, it's all over, fire Gibbons and start the fire sale before it's too late
>>67018639
>if I drank a few Texas mickeys I could beat the shit outta that horse
>>67018658
>coco crisp
lel
>>67018689
GOINS GOINS GONE
>>67018717
Which is exactly why tulo isn't needed.
why do pitchers always try to go for those just let it go to the SS or 2nd baseman you fucking autists
AMMNA SAY YES
>>67018711
Kek didn't know this pic existed. The internet really does have something for everything.
>>67018729
You can't decide whether to go for it or not in a 1/10th of a second. Please don't be retarded.
>>67018729
it's a reflex pham
1-2-3 inning nobody gets in scoring position carerra is shit lets move on to sanchize blowing it in the 2nd
>>67018727
>20 million United states dollars a year
Trade Tulo, put Groins as SS and put Travis on 2nd
Smoak and Bautista platoon 1st, and lil pomps works RF
Why is carrera playing? where is saunders?
>>67018796
Oakland is such a terrible team the jays didn't want to rattle their pitcher with elite Saunders leading off
>>67018796
Saunders needs to rest those knees
>striking out against your old team
dat feel
>>67018767
why didnt you listen?
>>67018819
>>67018831
makes sense, he deserves it
>>67018781
The problem is nobody is taking tulo with that contract. And he has a no trade clause so he can veto it if he wants.
Hello Canada! I look forward to a fun filled series.
fuck you blue jays
the AL east has corrupted JD, now he's throwing bats around like he's fucking manny machado
>>67018511
Quebec is the opposite of comfy.
Everyone is miserable, smoking, honking in their cars, and complaining about everything. Half the bars there are seedy shit holes and the rest are full of people trying to fight you.
It can be fun for a weekend but unless you're a frenchman there's literally nothing drawing you to quebec.
>>67018877
If it were up to me, murder Dickey, trade Tulo for a starter and put Groins on SS and Travis on 2nd
>>67018914
this tbqh, Montreal is fun for a week, especially if you got phat $
>>67018914
I spent 6 weeks in saguaney last summer to learn French. It was comfy af
>Sanchez shitting the bed already
tip top kek L coming up pham
>>67018895
Whoa a real life A's fan
>has 1 pitch
>literally cant control it
top kek they bought into the sanchize meme
>>67018920
Encarnacion on SS
Goins DH
Dickey DH
Bautista to 3rd base
Barney to RF
Sanchez to LF
Biagini to CF
Smoak to C
Martin pinch runner
CANON ARM
>donaldshit
take him back already you worst coast fags
>>67018961
I am a big phony A's fan
PS why is Sonny so qt?
Also >RISP
>>67018981
>Martin pinch runner
Nigger what are you doing?!
Why isn't Collabello playing tonight? Getting a rest?
>yfw donaldshit is shook as fuck because he knows hes going to get popped next
>>67019011
Yup
Is Wash way too aggressive or what?
>>67019008
>taking the b8
shiggy diggy m8
>>67019011
The kind of rest that your dog takes at grandma's farm
he safe
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/blue-jays-call-drew-hutchison-start-sunday/
RIP IN PEACE SANCHEZ
>>67019027
>hilarious
>but also true
This is why the slow season start. They all fucking cleaned up fast after the Colabello incident. You KNOW they caught someone more valuable with the drugs, but they put the fall on Cola as part of some negotiation
>Getting btfo by the A's
Gonna be a long year boys
BAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
I-ITS EARLY
T-THEY WILL SETTLE DOWN
TOP FUCKING KEK HE HAS LITERALLY ONE FUCKING PITCH
>sancheese
LIL LOOPER
>>67019067
don't worry buddy, the a's are secretly the best team in the history of baseball, no need to be sad losing to the ultimate winners :^)
COGGLIN
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L
I
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>>67019090
Coghlan finally coming around?
>>67019058
Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me. It's April for Christ sake. Nobody needs fucking rest.
M O N E Y
O
N
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B A L L
A
L
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Well this looks like divine retribution for a team of cheats
>A's "fans" coming outta know where
top kek
Is Sonny elite?
>>67018981
SO inappropriate. I love it!
shapoopro and rogers are getting exactly what they want, they get to be 15 games behind by the trade deadline, blow the team up for cheap controllable players, cut the payroll in half and they dont give a shit about putting together a winning team.
>>67019142
>BJ """""""""""fans"""""""""""" complaining about bandwagoners
thats pretty funny, homie
>>67019011
Tainted test. Blue jays get hosed again
>actually wasting time broadcasting a martin ab with 2 outs in the inning
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN
Yeah yeah A's fans. Enjoy the win. Tomorrow we'll come back stronger than ever.
K seriously, why don't animals need to brush their teeth but us superior humans get gingivitis and tooth decay if we dont?
>>67019196
problem goyim?
Canada, you should try to hit the ball.
>>67019199
Not complaining about bandwagoners, just saying that all the murrican flags popped out after the HR
>>67019245
Trudeau is mai husbando
>>67019251
>falling for the bristled jew
>>67019251
because humans are exposed to so much fluoride which makes enamel brittle and causes fluorosis and mottling and this is by Jew design. Toothpaste is a trojan horse for daily fluoride exposure.
>>67019255
who's this semon demon?
>>67019251
have you ever seen a dogs mouth? shits nasty. they could benefit from it, but they cant do it.
>>67019255
>being this new
>>67019256
It's 4pm here. We're still working nerd
sanchez is a fucking loser and the jays might as well give sonny his no hitter right now 5 ks already ffs
Toronto Jew Blays
>>67019304
Go easy they can't take their steroids now because of all the heat. They're gonna fumble a few series, no biggie. How do you think daddy long legs over there put on so much weight?
>>67019293
>2016
>still being a wage slave
top kek well excuse me, forgot the 3hr difference
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show
You're such a loser dad
You're such a loser dad
You're such a loser dad
Just enjoy the show
>Hutchison called up for sunday
finally >we can score some runs
LIL LOOPER
Have the A's lost a road game yet?
>>67019284
Currently our ball boy. Formerly our 2b.
>>67019350
nope, only team in the league that hasn't yet
>>67019350
>2016
>losing away games
I think Gray might reach some career highs tonight.
The California Physically Adept Guys
DUDE LET ME BE A STARTER I CAN TOTALLY THROW IT 95 BRO JUST DO IT LMAO WHAT SECONDARY PITCHES GET THE FUCK OUT WITH THAT FAG SHIT LOL
>>67019384
Isn't that Martin's fault?
is darwin barney asian?
Thanks Samsung.
Oh cool they won't even get 1
>>67019396
why would it be martins fault
>>67019406
Suspiciously Asian looking
>>67019406
>Darwin James Kunane Barney
he's from Portland, Oregon
>>67019442
Because the catcher is the one calling the pitches you idiot. Especially considering sanchez is a kid and Martin is a veteran catcher.
BAHAHAHAHA GRAND SLAM INCOMING
>>67019442
because he's batting .130
>>67019461
it's a conspiracy to restrain sanchez wins so he stays cheap
>>67019461
WHAT FUCKING PITCHES YOU RETARD HE ONLY HAS A 2 SEAM FASTBALL THAT HE CANT EVEN CONTROL 50% OF THE TIME
>>67019461
yeah but what is Martin supposed to call if Sanchez only has 1 pitch
>>67019479
yeah but when he does control it??
wew baby you better watch out
>>67019456
you can be from portland and still be asian though
>>67019480
Intentional walk
Anyone else dig the butts on mixed girls?
Goins is literally unironically better than tulo
>>67019521
Trade Tulo for a starter and murder dickey
>>67019508
Is it theoretically possible to just continuously intentionally walk the other team for hours and hours until they're like "fuck it this is boring we give up" and win that way?
>>67019505
never been there, are there lots of Asians in Portland?
Pillar will swing at anything.
>>67019534
Not really, but the ones that we do have are all 'suspiciously asian' looking
>>67019534
there are some, but its mainly just white wannabe hipsters
FUCK TULO
I wish we still had reyes desu
>>67019406
ask his sister
>>67019547
>>67019552
thnx pham
>>67019545
Pillar at bats remind me of a blind kid hitting a piñata
>>67019480
It really doesn't matter how good his fastball is if that's all he throws. Even if his curve or change isnt as good you need to throw it. Have him throw it more for fuck sakes.
>>67019566
checked, dubs confirm
>Barney dinger
Oooooooooooh kay
>>67019563
Groins confirmed better than Tulo
>>67019528
>trade
>trade Tulo
>trade the guy who is hitting .150 and eating up 20million dollars a year for a starting pitcher
Yeah teams will be lining up
BASED SUSPICIOUSLY ASIAN LOOKING MAN
BARNEY!!!!!!
>>67019606
sonnys still going to get a career high in strikeouts
FEEL THE BARN
Holy shit these fans are ready to cheer at anything :^(
>>67019610
I'm listening to radio ,is he on first?
>>67019620
can someone pls make dank purple barney memes
If Tulo dies do they still have to pay out his contract?
>>67019648
he hit a dinger pham
goodbye sonny no-no :(
>>67019605
Angels and Who's love our garbage
>>67019667
Who exactly would they be paying?
>>67019667
his family probably gets part of his salary
>>67019669
Based Darwin Barney
>>67019690
What if his family dies in a bizarre murder suicude?
in all seriousness if sanshit isnt going to develop a legit secondary pitch hes fucking done as a starter this season might as well put him back in the bullpen and give chavez or floyd a shot
>>67019698
>mfw barney with the d
>>67019740
isnt jesse chavez hurt? or do you guys have another pitcher named chavez
>>67019741
Give him a jays hat
>>67019740
Jesus would all you idiots just please shut the fuck up? Youre so insufferable and taint the flag. Just go back to /hoc/ please.
>>67019760
its day to day soreness its not a long term thing
also please tell me hendriks is in your bullpen so he can make that trade look even stupider for us
Gibby talked some sense into Sanchez
>mfw people think Gibby is a bad manager
>>67019783
>hurr durr he can be a starter with 1 fucking pitch he cant even control
why dont you fuck off to /hoc/ since you know nothing about this sport apparently
>>67019737
his parents, cousins, aunts, uncles etc... I am sure someone would benefit from it
>>67019783
Are you new to baseball or just new to jays threads?
>>67018678
I missed this meme
it still hurts
>>67019784
yeah but he blows chunks so far
IF JOSE DINGERS YOU MUST DRINK BOOSTER JUICE
>>67019818
>his secondary pitches will never improve
>bullpen pitchers are more valuable than starters
>Chavez or Gavin Floyd are better starters
Do you enjoy being brain damaged?
>>67019761
you do it
MUH ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TRILLION DOLLARS
>le solo strike out man
Jays hitting is garbage , that's it boys we're done. Seasons over. Fire Gibbons, fire sale the pitchers while they still have some value. It' okay boys there's always next year we'll get 'em then.
>literally no one can make double plays on this shit field
>>67019930
there were men on base, it spooked him
he's clearly out
>>67019910
I'm driving
>>67019961
yup, if the bases were empty, you know you would have had to buy booster juice
Anyone got that sportsnet 4k?
>>67020056
He loves keeping his tongue on the outside of his mouth
>>67019996
kekworthy
>>67020117
that dirty slut
god i miss him
Jays why don't you have any tarps for Donaldson to play on?
I still have my Dolan bobblehead. Quads says what I should do with it.
>>67020133
Absolutely fucking shelled
it actually doesn't even make sense how good Vogt is
>>67020171
>Expecting people to roll quads for your dumb doll
Just light it on fire or shoot it point blank
Why does pussy smell the worst when she's on the last day of her period?
FIRESALE
>>67020318
Dumb frog poster
God dammit Sanchez
>smoak
Collabello would have gotten that
STOP GIVING UP HITS YOU STUPID FUCKING WHITE LOOKING SPIC
anyone tried sportsnet 4k?
Time for fresh rookie meat to get shelled
>>67020444
checked, trips confirm
>smoak martin pilllar
BAHAHAHAHA holy shit just run like 2 minutes of extra commercials
reminder that making contact with a breaking ball is like hitting a walk off grand slam for smoak
>Martin getting a double
WOAHHHH MIRACLES
>giving martin a hit
>giving martin a double
sonny should just kill himself right now
>all the bandwagoners preaching its early disappear
top kek
>elephant stomping a baseball
can someone explain this to me pls
COME ON STEVE
>>67020762
It's early!
Go easy on Steve, Steve.
>>67020772
It's standing on a giant baseball. Circus elephants are trained to stand on balls.
>>67020804
>>67020805
thnx pham
>>67020772
some reporter called the a's white elephants in like 1906 or some shit like that, connie mack rolled with it and just made it the mascot
doesn't really make any sense, but fuck it, at least we got stomper out of it
>>67020859
lel, that stoomper is fucking hilarious thnx for the breakdown m8
>>67020830
you know thats getting saved
>>67020830
Kek
If cow dubs wins the jays milk
im fine with the jays losing but id rather they lose everygame 8-10 like the beginning of last year
these scores are NL tier
Me tn
Girodo is solid
SOLID!
>>67021079
>the r9cancer has not spread to every board
thank fuck
based suspiciously asian looking man should be taking over at 1st
Bottom of the order did it's job, now it's up to the big bats to step the fuck up
uh oh
>>67021205
>>67021213
Bawtista pls
>>67021253
strikeout
GIDP
cap it
>3 men on base
>le solo home run man
Gonna GIDP boys
>inb4 triple play
happening
>le solo popout parrot man
>le pop out man
well at least the loss wont be a total embarassment at least
edwin GIDPs lets move on
Argh
Fuck radio is behind by almost a full inning
>bottom of the order steps up
>big bats choke
top kek I knew this was gonna happen
I don't miss Lawrie
DUDE THE BALL CHANGES TRAJECTORY IN MID AIR LMAO
DUDE HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY HIT THAT ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE IT LITERALLY MOVES SLIGHTLY IN MID AIR
>>67021395
I don't get why they don't replace a bunch of them with the triple A guys until they can start batting again
Give the players in the minors some major league experience and give the big batters some time to focus on getting their swing right
>thole
my fucking sides
cut to commercial cya in 90 seconds
>>67021430
>get them to fix their swings
>by not taking any swings for a few games
good idea genius
>the retarded fans actually had a semblance of hope with thole
do they not realize he wouldnt even be triple A depth if it wasnt for the fact he can catch dickshits memeball?
>>67021515
>Playing against minor league teams isn't taking swings
>Having free time to do batting practice isn't taking swings
>bases loaded twice
>one run scored
>thole
top kek
>>67021515
>doing the exact same thing every game will surely change something
Gonna be great bringing these cold bats to Arlington and KC
>th-this is our year g-guys
>>67021645
dont worry something will magically change and they will stop being fucking retarded and looking at dead center fastballs go by and swing on breaking balls half a foot off the plate
>>67021645
I'm hoping the rivalry of lastyear will spark it a bit. Because I mean fuck it's been depressing so far.
>burning another arm instead of letting the rookie work it out
what the fuck is gibby doing, is he on meth? Does he think theres even a chance to win?
>>67021693
I'd prefer if they get blown the fuck out in 20-0 games repeatedly so they wake the fuck up
>>67021718
hopefully ventura will bean martin, tulo and pillar in the head