Headlines:
DET:Pavel Datsyuk will take some time to think
CHI:Kane breaks through, send series to Game 6
CHI:Crawford wills Chicago to Game 5 victory
STL:Alex Pietrangelo collects a trio of helpers
ANA:Frederik Andersen lifts Ducks back in series
PIT:Evgeni Malkin berates Rangers with 2 G, 2 A
TB:Ben Bishop's shutout knocks out Red Wings
MIN:Wild GM Fletcher isn't on the hot seat
PHI:Scott Laughton (UBI) released from hospital
NYI:Report: Ryan Pulock probably out of series
FLA:Jagr earns assist for 200th playoff point
LA:Luke Schenn unlikely source of offense in L
Thursday:
TBL 1-0 DET, TBL wins 4-1.
PIT 5-0 NYR, PIT leads 3-1. Next game is Saturday at 3:00PM ET.
ANA 4-1 NSH, tied 2-2. Next game is Saturday at 6:00PM ET.
CHI 4-3 STL, STL leads 3-2. Next game is Saturday at 8:00PM ET.
Friday:
PHI @ WSH, 7:00PM ET on NBCSN and CBC, WSH leads 3-1
NYI @ FLA, 8:00PM ET on CNBC and SN, tied 2-2
MIN @ DAL, 9:30PM ET on NBCSN and SN360, DAL leads 3-1
SJS @ LAK, 10:30PM ET on CNBC and CBC, SJS leads 3-1
>rags
first for laffs
>rags
STINKY
:3
rd for first overall
SMELLY
>>67016346
SMELLY
PUPPER
>kongs elimination day today
>rags and chiraq elimination day tomorrow
I've never been so excited to spend my entire weekend on 4chan
>jerking off to interracial porn
>muh skin contrast
- all direct quotes from Shitcago Blackhawks fans
>>67016383
sorry, blues are going to kill themselves monday when they're eliminated
>rags
>>67016356
>marleau
>letter
People make fun of thornton for losing the C but Marleau doesn't even have a letter anymore.
I still can't believe he's 12th all time (literally ahead of gretzky) in GWG
>>67016299
Anaheim vs Nashville and Long Island vs Florida are currently the only tied series sets. Who do you guys think will take it?
>>67016544
Anaheim and Florida tbf
Barkov will live to meme another day
>>67016544
Nashville and Florida desu. The Publix meme is real.
>be a fairweather delusional reddithawks fan
>don't watch the game last night
>don't appear at all in any threads
>see on fb that the hawks now only down one game which is still a shit situation
>out come the victory memes and shittalking
Is there a more pathetic "fan"-base on /sp/?
http://www.nationalnewswatch.com/2016/04/21/trailer-park-boys-actor-jonathan-torrens-says-hes-leaving-canadian-cult-series/#.Vxp7R_krKUk
Are all Canadians this much of quitters?
>>67016682
He isn't a good Ontario boy
>>67016544
Anaheim if they keep playing Andersen and Florida will squeak it out in 7
>rags
elimination when?
Who /predicted the right final/ here?
>the shitty of st louis
>all this mad
O i am laffin
>>67016749
>mad
>winning an eries
Again, the delusions are just hilarious.
>>67016729
I've got Penguins v Duckies
>>67016749
>Hawks fans so insecure they keep deluding themselves that everyone is mad
Can't wait for tomorrow
>>67016729
I predicted that in 2009
It's only 11:30 at night, I'm alrwady drunk, and the sharks game starts at 4:30, what do lads? Drink some more and try to stay up, or wake up at 4:30 and start drinking again?
>>67016823
You were half right, which half will you be right about this time?
>>67016798
Ducks gonna get eliminated by Preds desu
PATRIK LAINE FIRST PICK
>>67016814
>tying series at home so that you can eliminate the bloos at their barn
me neither f a m
>>67016853
>his entire daily life consists of watching hockey and drinking, using one as a way of waiting for the other
based or pathetic? Idk
>>67016884
When did the Hawks win at home? :]
>mere hours from kongs elimination
who /hype/ here?
>>67016853
drink yourself to death
also r8 my truck boys
>>67016891
>implying that's not most Canadians lives anyways
>>67016915
yall/10
>>67016915
Overcompensating for no cups/10
>>67016914
HOLD ONTO TO YOUR BUTTS THEY GETTING DEPORTED
>>67016931
Tru
We're all pretty pathetic desu
>>67016915
Gay tßh and I'm a shorks fan
>>67016891
My biased vote is based. The beer here is too good not to be drunk at least 18 hours a day
>>67016853
Get a couple of hours of sleep now tbf
>>67016988
>beer
>>67016891
>he doesn't do that
i wasnt at my computer yesterday
is it too late to:
>rags?
>>67016990
That's what I've been doing for the other games but ideally I'd be asleep by now. I went out and drank with some belgian qts i met earlier and got home later than usual so now I'm just drunk and awake and don't know what to do.
>>67016356
>tfw jow thornton couldn't even stand being joe thornton anymore so he changed his omage to some fake ass wannabe zz topp faggot
Haha good luck closing out the series softee smurf faggots
>>67017030
never too late, lad
>rags
>>67016988
Any good Belgian beers that don't taste like chlorine? I can't stand whitebeers.
>>67017009
>in belgium
>not living exclusively on beer, chocolate, and wild game
WEEEEEEEEEEEW
L
A
D
There's really no excuse not to get drunk off beer. There's hardly anything below 9%, and more local places use wine yeast so you get semi-sweet malty beer with abv around 11%.
>rags
>>67017061
Fuck off tripcuck
>>67017109
>rags
>swedecucks
>>67017046
I'd still get a couple of hours if I was you. And then a couple more after the game. You still have a chance to not fuck up your circadian rhythm too much
>>67016915
Pretty cool desu. Would tailgate with
Post yfw the blows lose on monday
>>67017109
literally inconsolable
>>67017090
If you can find pic related anywhere. 10.5-10.7 abv, not bitter at all. Hoegaarden and Stella are always good imo.
>>67017134
>>67017146
I've had something by golden draak before, was pretty good but a bit too sweet. I'm more of an IPA/Stout guy.
>mfw shitcago reddithawks get meme'd by blues
>>67017146
>Hoegaarden and Stella are always good
>>67017134
>>67016383
>tfw I have no images about teams getting eliminated but a bunch of obsessed faggots on a laotian finger puppet website will obsess over the kings losing
>>67017090
Rodenbach Grand Cru is the king of Belgian sours (at least the widely available ones) if you're into that sort of thing.
>>67016881
She would be a literal 10/10 without that stupid fucking navel piercing. If I could time travel I would kill the shit out of whoever popularized the trend. It needs to have died yesterday.
>>67017134
>mfw bracket gets shoa'd
>One deke causes the entire Bloos defense to collapse.
Good lord, this man can't keep getting away with it.
@67017203
>kongs
>>67017203
Fuck off tripcuck
>>67017232
That is some fuckin sexy skating tho
>>67017122
>tfw my sleep rhythm is fucked due to the playoffs
I think my neighbors fucking hate me. At least it's the weekend.
>>67017164
Yeah, traditional belgian probably won't be your favorite than
>>67017171
>sharing the fact that you have objectively shit taste
>>67017277
how's it going in the land of flat land?
>>67017289
Hoegaarden is shit and stella is objectively pisswater, kill yourself my man
>tfw past the point of sleeping without missing all the games but still an hour to go
>your face when blackcocks-kongs WCF
>>67017277
Their problem if they don't like hockey tbf
>>67017310
>I recognize the name, therefore it's shit
>>67017289
You ever mix Hoegaarden with Framboise? Call it a Bloody Hoe at my local place
>>67017232
>Kane skates through 5 of the 6 Blues players nearly uncontested and scores.
>Elliot immediately goes to the refs to whine saying he was interfering with.
>It was his own guy who was stepping on his stick
>Blues already used their timeout so they couldn't challenge it anyway
People can point to many examples where individual blackhawks fucking up, but I don't think I've seen such a team effort fuck up in a long time.
>>67017309
>There will ever be another 44 years old goat in the NHL
Jagr might be the last true goat in the NHL. Ovi might score 50 a year but he won't be in the league at 40.
>>67017134
>>67017344
I actually like the Blackhawks but thier fans are absolute faggots
>>67017353
No, they sell lots of berry beer here though. I ordered what I thought was red ale multiple times, and turns out hoegaarden and other local breweries make strawberry and other berry ales that are surprisingly good. I think red ale is an American term, here it means fruit or rosee
>>67017328
But the Kongs are going to be eliminated tonight.
>>67017444
Place I go to/used to work at always had a few different fruity framboise in bottles. Expensive, but to me well worth it
Who can stop them?
>>67017289
>not having a couple of good belgian beers at home
>>67017344
Careful this guy went to keg lifting academy
>>67017217
>mad
>at belly buttons
>>67017487
sup
>>67017487
your frogposting will bite you in the ass i tell you... fuck you
>>67017421
>>67017487
minnesota wild
>it's a "canadian autist constantly baiting hawks fans" thread
how's your team doing this yeah in the playoffs m8?
>>67017514
meta af desu
SWEDEN!
POST FATIJA
MEJ
E
J
Alright lads I'm drinking one more half liter and passing tf out so that I'm still buzzed when I wake up.
I'll be up to shitpost >kongs in a few hours. Hopefully I can shitpost >mild and >cryers too
>>67017533
first post in this thread actually.
>you
>>67017519
>palat
third wheel tbqh. the other two are ELITE though
>>67017597
why do you pretend to be a girl?
>>67017515
I'm not fucking mad at them you mongoloid. I love tongue-fucking them, but I can't when it's blocked by rocks and shit. Western women are shit.
>>67017657
Cringey virgin: the post
>>67017657
Me on the right
>>67017697
A Fucking Leaf: The Country
>>67017657
Fuck left, marry middle, kill >>67017703.
>115 posts
>9 unique posters
>irrelevantpuck
>>67017724
Rude
>>67017713
Guess I struck a nerve, must have been correct
>>67017736
>au/sp/ memes
Kill yourself
>>67017713
me on the left and right
>>67017752
>implying I didn't invent it
>>67017645
Because she actually is famalam.
Which /hoc/ country is the easiest to trigger?
>>67017134
>>67017788
Murrica and Canada tied first tbqh.
>>67017788
Sweden
>>67017810
fake, canada is literally untrollable
>>67017527
If the Stars lose it won't be because of frogposting
>>67017826
Hi bb :3
>>67017788
America, specifically sunbelt fans. They get tremendously butthurt with almost no effort
>>67017788
Costa Rica
>>67017788
sweden tbf
they get so triggered about lundpads, since he's the only relevant swedish player in nhl
>>67017826
You are literally the perfect example of canadian easy to trigger.
That and the other Cantpucks tripfags
>>67017844
>Canautists getting mad at sandwiches again
Eat your poutine, Gordo the Cuck
>>67017837
>>67017788
Nice Rapist dubs.
Probably America just because there are so many. More posters means more of a chance to get butthurt about something. Just throw something at the wall of /hoc/ often enough and someone will eventually get salty about it.
Who is the hardest to trigger of the Big Four?
>>67017736
>forcing this meme on 4 straight threads now multiple times
>>67017872
But poutine is amazing senpai.
I've never had a pubsub but I guarantee the donair poutine and steamie I can get from my local shop is 100000000x better
>>67017872
>He doesn't like poutine
It's literally fries with cheese and gravy. Why do you not like it? I tought Murricans lliked fat food.
See? >>67017872 is at critical asspain for no reason
>>67017900
'no'
>>67016374
>It's Shorks fans tries to imply San Jose isn't full of stinky smellys
If anything they're just a bunch of gay stinky smellys
sibylla > publix
>>67017908
publix is overrated desu
>>67017900
>poutine
>literally garbage carbs sprinkled with leftover milk residue no-one likes and disgusting brown diarrhea
>Sharks """""""""fans""""""""
Kek, if they win the stanley cup will they even realize it?
>>67017900
>>67017917
Why do you guys even argue about food?
This is not /ck/, if you wan't to argue about two amazing meals, go there.
>>67017926
Looks disgusting tbqh.
What did he mean by this?
@ThomasDrance
How's this for a game note: I'm told former NHL star Ilya Kovalchuk will be in attendance at tonight's #FlaPanthers v. #Islanders Game 5.
>Spencer
me and my wife's son arrived to tonights game a little early
GKG!
>>67017978
kovalchuk is GOAT
>>67017947
>mad at poutine
get out of my country you chink tranny
>>67017981
The kid looks dumb.
>>67017981
those are some kessel tier smiles right there
>>67017997
of course you'd like to eat puke, wouldn't you
>>67017998
he's mixed (hella white tho)
>>67018012
Kid on the right is Kessels son
>>67017981
me on the left
>>67017953
tuulari
>>67018022
looks like a mini rob ford desu
Who already /second round/ here?
>>67017939
source pls
>>67018070
me
>>67018070
>rags
>>67018070
Tomorrow senpai
>>67018070
Really glad they're getting some extra recovery time desu.
>>67017900
i can guarantee you its not
>>67018079
I would be amazed if you'd shoop out that navel piercing
>>67018070
who /chickentender/ sub here
going to the flyers game tonight to cheer them on lads
what should i buy there to eat???
>>67018070
muh nigga
>>67018126
Go to a local drugstore to buy bleach.
>>67018119
the italian is the best
>>67018126
don't eat any food at the verizon center, it's full of rat droppings
>>67018142
damn... commiepuck > northameripuck
>>67018126
>cheering on the flyers
>cantcups fan
Consider suicide
>>67018141
that's no way to talk to a lady
Flyers vs. Capitals stream here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvaQACoKne8
Channel will change to CBC at 7pm, don't be alarmed if you see divegrass stuff before then.
>>67018070
pretty much ye
>>67018200
thanks fåm
>>67018038
PHI @ WSH
>>67018038
>>67018070
mfw the >Ligs get swept because they are too rested and got gold because of it
>mfw North Americucks think Laine is the best thing ever from Finland.
Fast forward to 2017. Eeli "God" Tolvanen goes 1st overall, Urho "Lidström" Vaakanainen goes 2nd overall. Are you even trying rest of the world?
has obama ever attended a hockey game?
a chicago game?
>>67018198
But is it a way talk to someone that roots for Philty?
>>67018118
there you go lad
>>67018227
no one thinks Laine is the best from finland tbqh. that would be based Teemu
>>67018227
>Tolvanen is even top 3
Stay delusional Funland, the clear top 3 is Patrick, Liljegren and Comtois
Can the sharkies pull off the win tonight lads?
>>67018271
>censoring belly-buttons
Not that anon, but what kinda pleb are you?
>>67018286
teemu is overrated faggot desu
>>67018093
Don't fucking jinx it
>>67018200
Remember to report all YT streams
>>67018291
hope so tbqh
>>67018305
how do you report youtube links to youtube? they never fucking respond to PMs
>>67018271
You know what's fucked up? I actually prefer that to the original. That's how bad those piercings are
>>67018227
fast forward to 2018
oilers win the cup and tolvanen-puljujärvi-laine 1st line
laine gets rocket&smythe
pulju gets hart
tolvanen gets selke
finland wins olympic gold
it's gonna be a good year
>>67018305
Only reason it's on yt is because of 60fps. If people start being faggots I can always find another place to put it up.
post rare subbans
>>67018321
Just report and make shit up, and in the other tell them that they can't stream it. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
>>67018334
Don't worry, I'll keep reporting and linking on /r/nhlstreams :^)
>>67018335
>>67018366
Cool
>>67018335
Wew lad
>>67018335
Delete this
canada?
>>67018335
imagine your wife, girlfriend or daughter sucking on a BBC like that. so sexy.
am i being detained?
>>67018468
>Vinnys last game is tonight
hold me
>>67018561
At least Tampa will retire his number.
>>67018290
tell me more about this cumtois
Finally! After all these years... I've become a NHL™ Stanley Cup Playoffs © brought to you by Gary Bettman!
>>67018376
We up 3-1 though
This year is the year for sure
>>67018582
>sandwichniggers unironically believe this
>>67018582
If they don't Vinnik's a dead man
>>67018561
It's like you've never watch a Kings playoff game before, they always go down a few days to trick teams into thinking they are good only to get ass blasted in the final 2 games.
Kings will win the cup. Trust me.
>>67018631
>>67018644
There is no reason they wouldn't.
>>67016909
When the Hawks went 12-0 in the playoffs when leading after the 2nd period and blue it the fuck away twice and almost 3 times against the b'lose this series
>>67018644
why would they not retire vinnys number? besides being a good player he was one of the most active and liked athletes in the tampa area
best nigger in NHL?
>>67018290
Eeli Tolvanen just wrecked everything Jack Eichel did at his age and he is currently destroying the u18 games. There is no fucking way anyone is even close to challenging him for the 1st overall at this point.
>>67018687
>mfw my team wins the stanleyb owl
>>67018780
m-me too
>rags
>>67018780
such riotous moves
>>67018286
Kurri>Selänne.
Kurri is the most underrated player in history.
He was a 2-way god when 2-way play didn't even exist.
>>67018725
>>67018693
>rewarding a whiny manlet who cried until he got a trade
Tranpa Gay cucks are the worst
>>67018878
Uh, are you mixing up Vinny and Marty?
>>67018878
Y-you're trolling right?
There's no way you're actually this stupid.
>>67018878
>bitchy manlet got 1 year of being total shit after the trade before he had to retire because nobody wanted him
>lightning got one of the best >rags players and their 1st round pick
that may have been the best trade tampa has ever done
>>67018328
I think Pulju is the one who wins Selke.
Tolvanen and Laine are goal scorers.
Pulju is a work horse.
>>67018917
>>67018924
of course he's that stupid. he only shows up and posts the same couple of pictures of the perds girls then goes away
>>67018953
>>67018947
>>67018924
>>67018917
memed on thanks for the yous :^)
Next round will be battle for publix
>>67018953
Kek
>>67019005
do people still bring metal detectors to the beach?
>>67017939
>>67019097
in the offseason I still see people with them all the time
>tfw no trap gf to watch hockey and eat sandwiches with
>>67018953
mad at people learning the rules of hockey
>>67019114
her vids are good, she can eat a whole breakfast by herself
wish i could do that
>>67019132
>tfw summer
>tfw beach weather
>tfw no one to go to the beach with
>>67019114
she would never make it on the sharks roster
>>67019176
LEL
>tranpa gay lbgtning
>>67019176
just find a qt at the ice rink
>>67019186
>philly fans throw braclets on ice, 2 minute penalty.
>ya'll shoud know better
>trashville throws living fish onto the ice
>no penalty
good to see who the league favors in that matchup
>>67018949
Pulju is basicly the next Marian Hossa. This is a huge disappointment.
He just doesn't have that elite stick handling and killer instinct.
He has elite skating and a good brain for the game tho.
>>67019114
tfw the kings will be eliminated.
I should shop up a longer gif than this one
>>67019212
go with a book
>>67019247
dindus have be throwing octopi onto the ice for decades
>>67019261
>reading a book at the beach instead of anywhere else on earth
the beach sucks desu all the ocean front stores jew you hard
>>67019247
Stay mad, Cucks cuck :^)
>tfw never go to school scholastic book fair again
Do you remember when canada said Barkov is a bust?
Now he's the best player to come out of that draft.
Good times.
