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>>67015002
that's a qt elephant
>>67014954
Fuck my board
>>67015029
/qt/ animals edition
Just took some ambien, lads. 100mg is a decent dosis right?
Post your all time favourite regen lads.
I was going to ask what the elephant has to do with FM but then I realised the long appendage that is used to suck represents Mitch sucking at FM and the baby elephant represents Mitch's babby tier efforts.
>>67015053
>>67015067
that or doing a Dumbarton save
>>67015067
What about this one
How's this tactic people? Any suggestions for the midfield? I tend to lose the ball a lot.
>>67015089
All those confused cats are self-explanatory
>go 6 games without winning in the league
>melt our lead down to 3 points
>finally string two victories together against teams trying to avoid relegation
>suddenly everyone is complacent
Bravo team. Bra-fucking-vo
>>67015113
Hi Phil
>>67015113
I have loads of these
>>67015062
The first victim of burnout... i will never forgive myself
>>67014511
oh boy. take a look at these numbers.
put the totals in excel to expedite and clean up the process, but this is all sorts of hilarious to me.
this is purely from my time in the Premier League as the manager of the Blades the past two decades. Arsene resigned from his role at Arsenal in 2012.
>>67015134
>34 apps
>52 goals
>14 assists
What the fuck are you feeding him
>>67015161
why do you actually have loads of these?
Is an Inverted Wingback good?
>>67015137
Absolute madmen
>>67015176
I was feeding him... too much match experience at a too young age. At age 17 he was a superstar already... and played match after match, reaching his CA Cap too early...
Life is pain
>>67015184
For future thread starters
Is target man (attack) and false nine a good combo?
my doggo for the animals edition
>tfw i'm 6 games away from promotion into league 2
le sweaty man
>>67015161
i like this one a lot
>>67015244
makes sense hbt
>>67015187
yup.
and their current manager is Marek Jankulovski, former player of Banik Ostrava, Napoli, Udinese, AC Milan, and finally Bristol City. he then went on to coach at and then manage FC Bayern, then manage AC Milan, and now manage Arsenal.
tfw amcs
>>67015253
I'm sure you can't chocke this one mate.
is there a way to get my board to allow scouting in europe?
>>67015291
Shoots with power?
>>67015253
>scores opener 6 mins in
>"we've won this"
>goes 1-3 down
>mitch
>>67015333
Succeed
The Mitch choke begins
>>67015390
s o o n
>implying you wouldn't
W-woo
>>67015558
Big derby game
>>67015558
I would rather see the Fiji match.
>>67015718
Roy Krishna is a G O D
>>67015291
my up and coming AMC
>>67015718
Fiji usually gets a team in the CWC replacing New Zealand in this save.
>>67015291
the established AMC
>>67015797
oh Canada
>>67015291
the Balloon Door AMC who asks to leave every year who i try to sell but no one buys and now i'm just letting his contract run out.
Fucking Gary Neville
>>67015797
>>67015812
>Toronto Failures' Club
>>67015827
>Miles
>>67015818
>nat fit 20 amc
hnnnnnnng
>>67015827
>muh realism
>>67015827
So all he needed was more time
>>67015886
he's been a GOAT but i've fought to keep him the last two years. so bitchy. Spain has given me some real gems.
>>67015053
>kot
>>67013566
>PSV or Ajax?
Auschwitz
>sign young kid
>teach him everying i know
>finally makes it, wins player of the month
>wants a new deal and starts speaking in the 3rd person
fined him 2 weeks wages for having an ego and now he says its undeserved and wants to leave
Secured a play off spot and beat our rivals in the same game.
Can we win the league lads?
>>67016096
7 games to go.
>>67016096
>>67016117
good job lad
Hello friends how are ye and yer saves
>>67016184
good u?
>>67016184
Snagged a Youth Player of the year finalist for free because he was hurt. But the Basques won't let me have Gorka. Bittersweet
>>67016184
I thought you died.
In my Tottenham save, despite winning the PL in my first season and leading the PL all of the first half of the second season unbeaten, going through in all competitions and topping my group in CL, half of my players wanted to leave in January. I told everyone to fuck off and now things are good again.
What the fuck?
>>67016184
just doing normie things. Doing a cheesy spurs save just to kill time. you feeling better?
>>67016285
>Players don't want to play for a team nicknamed "The Jews"
Wonder who redpilled them
>>67016184
i'm a one season wonder.
dominate everything in 1st season every game, then the second season i get caught out on the break.
Is there a way in 15 to sort players in the scouting window by things like contract clauses
>>67016324
Mourinho: the post
>>67016307
>complaining about jews
We literally run the world la
If you had the chance you'd be a jew too.
>>67016393
i thought girls ran the world
you calling beyonce a liar lad?
>>67016418
Well, we are weak and teary like girls.
Also, Queen B is popular because we chose so.
Literally the second most powerful race in the world. Feels p good
>>67016393
Come back home to Mongolia, Finn brother
>>67016121
We're choking it with draws. This is considering we're being fucking lucky too, just came back from a 0-2 to a draw.
4 pts clear of Tranmare and I have to play them still.
>>67016285
Your reputation doesn't progress as fast as your achievements. This is a point of friction between reality and in-game: it's realistic that your team's reputation doesn't progress that fast, however the game gives you the possibility to progress that fast once you know what to look out for (basically if you're not Mitch). So yeah, your players will want the big bucks because that's what would likely happen IRL. Blame Miles.
>>67016184
>how are ye and yer saves
Like that. 11 points lead with one less match. Basically holidaying through the league and playing mostly if not only CL matches.
>>67016469
Seems slightly hostile. Also my roots are in the beautiful yankistania, all the way to the 18th century. Before that it was Germany or something.
where the fuck is Mitch? Art's about to an hero if he doesn't witness someone suck worse than him
AEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67016512
team meeting?
>>67016637
Mongol piggu go homu~
>>67016638
>Worse than Art
Surely Mitch isn't choking that bad?
>>67016652
WAKE ME UP
>>67016674
BEFORE YOU GO GO
>>67016665
B-but I'm a fat yank, I'm not built for mongolia, my eyes are like blue almonds, nowhere near squinty enough
>>67016652
Its okay, we'll get out of this. Surely Tranmare will choke too.
>>67016674
our year la
B T F O
>Bologna can secure something
Miles, please.
Getting rid of all your arab and african ''dutch'' players is such a pain in the ass
>>67016733
first knockout round of europe league
TRANMARE ISN'T CHOKING
WE'RE LITERALLY SLIPPING
>>67016738
>tfw half of your intake is muslim
>>67016803
oh boy
it's happening
>>67016803
You can't do this to me
TEAM TALK DID NOTHING
Lads, whats it like to be in love?
>>67016803
Jesus christ alive man
>>67016952
>Lads, whats it like to be in love?
painful, can't end well
>>67016952
Absolutely fantastic. Being in love is literally the best feeling in the world, even better than falling in love. 10/10
>>67016911
PUMP IT
OVERLOAD
SOS
>>67016952
Agonizing until your get your sexual organ wet
>>67017010
falling isnt fun at all. more anxious than ive been in years
>>67016952
the best feeling there is until they retire
It's okay. Surely now that I individually praised the conduct of every fucking player on the team we'll start playing good again.
Right lads? L-lads?
>Moyes
>>67016952
Inevitable pain, avoid it if possible.
>tfw only cost 800k
we swiss cheese now
>Youth intake GK
>6'0
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
They're about to watch a man die on the pitch.
Just
I think Art's about to off himself
>>67017195
>>67016952
I thought I fell in love once.
When she told me she reciprocates my feelings, it was pretty great. You feel happy 24/7 for a while, you just get a rush of hormones and feel happy for no reason. It is also a very heartwarming period, it really gives you hope that life in general will turn out for the best, that people are generally good-willed, that things will work out fine etc.
Then I realized that all I really wanted to do was bang her extremely fine ass, and that I didnt care for her personality, feelings, etc. We broke up, and that phase was a bit of a downer.
tl;dr its literally hormones that pretend you feel things so that you get to spread your sperm
Practically spent 1st the entire season and then we started playing like shit
If we don't win this it's all over. I'm not going to get trough the playoffs playing like this.
>>67017048
>Praising players who play like shit
You deserve it. At worst say nothing instead of congratulating them into being shitters.
>>67017348
did you at least bang her?
>>67017391
Do you even need to ask?
>>67017391
of course mate.
we had our first time on the 12th of march - I remember this because at one point I went through her phone (she allowed me to) and she literally made a note for that date so that she'd never forget about it
cute af desu
>>67017386
I fined 4 players in two games for being shit.
Why he so GOAT lads?
>>67017348
what if I dont really care what she looks like and just want to talk to her every day about the most stupid shit, and she wants to too? Man I dont like this feeling at all
>Jumping Reach 7
Impressive; very nice considering he's 5'5".
>>67017435
Because he has no face and he must scream
>>67017427
creepy
>>67017435
>12 goals 1 assist in 24
>""GOAT""
>>67017435
so then your personalities match?
what the fuck are you still waiting for? get on with her, try and see if things work out fine after a while, move together if they do, and marry/have children if that also goes smoothly
you might have hit the jackpoint, dont muck it up my man
also
>tfw you realize that Marq will get you banned again
stream live lads sorry for delay
>>67017430
Still don't praise some of them thereafter. All of them are shit or none of them are, gotta be more rigid.
>>67017413
it's Art, of course it's unclear af
He should be a bit better next year right?
Also how ridiculously OP is Alli going to be?
>>67017478
Post regens art. Always post regens. There is a large geographical distance and 5 years between us.Im hoping I can keep it going til she could move up here
Feeling sorry for all of you poor bastards who haven't experienced true live. Been with my wife for 12 years, and love her more everyday.
I guess with jews you really can't lose!
I fucked up badly.
>confused because they're told to perform
What the fuck is this shit you fucking faggots. If you don't fucking win this I'm going to be spending my transfer budget on contract terminations.
Fell for a girl that had a boyfriend and scooped her on the rebound. Now to convince my hispanic family that she's not black
>>67017554
>he hit the woodwork from point blank
The rage is boiling inside me
>>67015062
Harddrive bust that had my all time fav regen, some lad I found at MK dons. Had ridiculous technique and flair but no physicals CAM, sent him out on loan to biringham and the AI tutored him with a 20 determination Model professional and he went apeshit, scored 20 goals and assisted 10 in the league, they made him captain 3 months into the season long loan, won all the championship individual awards. Came back to me and somehow turned into a 40 goal a year winger, 5x baloon door winner in a row with 0 england caps because woy wouldn't pick him. Always imagined how batshit insane the english media IRL would go if someone with stats like ronaldo or messi wasn't being called up for the NT, he finally got called up when woy got the sack and won golden boot as england won the world cup with like 8 goals. oh daniel lacey, how I loved you
Let's do this lads.
>>67017538
>5 years
You will not care in a few years, and you shouldn't now (unless youre 21 and 16 or something). Just try and meet her as often as possible and test the relationship, maybe you hit gold and it can turn into something permanent.
pic related was my GOAT back in the day, funny how much clubs can develop.
>the goat was on 15k/a wages and all he was was a moderately fast winger with decent crossing/tekkers
>>67017624
Fuck this bullshit
>>67017666
>striker gets injudred
>this is his backup
Things look just peachy for the last two matches.
Let's hope tranmare can choke and this faggot can score.
It's probably about time I start giving money to other clubs. Well I would if their players and youth weren't so shit or if Farca and the likes wouldn't poach them before I do.
>Tranmare is losing
Thy gods hath not forsaketh me yet
>>67017808
>Isaac strikes an absolute blooter
God damn it can it get any more tense
Kane???
>>67017631
I am trying to. have met up a few times, she has exams atm so leaving for a month, but will probably travel back home a lot more this summer. im scared art. I dont give a flying fuck about the age now
#bottlejob
Jesus Christ we're back on top with 1 game to go.
Both starting strikers are injured now.
How to manage winter breaks with no holidays.
>>67017864
>those logos
kys man, download a logo pack already
also, no need to be scared. either it'll work out anyways because you match, or it wont because you dont. the only thing you could "lose" is an imagine of hers that you have in your head that she may or may not live up to
Here we go. All we have to do is not let it slip.
>>67017996
I think you need to cut two players m8
>>67017996
>>67017987
why you so wise man?
>>67017996
Has there ever been a phrase so synonymous with a player as slipping with Gerrard?
>Putting faith in players that don't have faith in you
Losing the Locker room when?
Tranmare is choking harder than we are. They're 0:1 down.
Well, the end of the season is gonna be quite boring.
>tfw last year they choked in group phase and finished 3rd
>They won the EL
>Arrange for the little Argie boy's transfer a year before he comes
>He just got here
>Loan him out and he still loves the club
It's nice to be a father figure to a young black child.
>>67018064
>Tranmere equalises
>we concede
>we get one back
Most dramatic title race ever.
fuuuuuck
Woah. Too bad he hasn't got a lot of potential. He'll be nice on the bench in a few years I guess.
>we choked but still won
HAHA, WHO DOUBTED ME LADS? TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Something doesn't seem right here...
>>67018149
>goalkeeper
>on the bench
>>67018172
>Having a specialised role no other player can play as on the bench
Yup.
>>67018170
lol what
>>67018014
it's more amazing that he did it once and it's something he's known for so heavily. esp considering the things he's done in the past back when he was good. guess that's what happens when you try and add gravitas and hype something up so much
>Losing promotion to MK Dons
>>67018186
Slippy G is all he's known as here. He's been shit and Lamps' always been hurt. Sucks because I'd have loved to see them take each other on
Player of the season desu. GOAT keeper for this level.
[fails promotion]
AAAHAHAHAHA MITCH YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
>>67018232
slippy g has been shit for almost 5 years my man, and this is a liverpool fan talking. he bust his hip and groin up really badly, the muscle detatched from the bone. has had nearly no athleticism from that point onwards and his game could never adapt to sitting deep
>>67018252
As per usual. I still can't get over
>Overload at the 89th minute
>When you don't need to score
a tad squeaky for my liking
>>67015062
dude was an absolute beast
this save is dead and it won't let me play a game but I can still load it and watch this great lad
only got to play with him 3 years
115 goals in 114 just with 19 years
I still miss him
>>67018256
Yeah but Lamp's been relatively decent over the years. He literally came after a bad PR session at City and his hamstring and knee exploded
>>67018256
>that gammy running technique he developed as a result of his groin
Such a sad sad sight
this physicsbabby gon get me promoted
>>67018339
-"-
>>67018353
passing into space intensifies
>>67018324
his whole decline was sad, he couldn't or wouldn't adapt to sitting deep and tried to dominate games like he used to but just couldn't. it's bad enough to see a great fall but when they deny it and keep on trying but ultimately failing, it's even worse
he could've secured promotion a long time ago
Look at this end of season choke.
In other news. Tranmare choked even harder and lost 6-1 to Woking in the play off finals.
>>67018464
at least you did it (unlike Mitch)
>>67018482
Mitch managing Tranmare in my game apparently.
>>67018482
I'm wondering if Mitch fails on purpose to entertain people and have them help him fill his reaction folder with his own face. Cuz' you know, I'm not even sure him being terrible is a decent answer anymore.
The fact that he's hired is above expectations, tbqh
NORWAY YES
is a 4-2-3-1 with 2 BWMs and an AP good? Or can I make one of my BWMs a BBM?
[FAILS PROMOTION]
>>67018786
>GK
>176 cms
it's van der saar's son all over again
>>67018988
#bottlejob
>had four games to clinch promotion
>fails
>goes to final
>second half without highlights
>fails
>>67018170
>The club has many local supporters within the districts of Olmos and Pimentel. One of the biggest organized groups is the Banda D' Willy
>Banda D'Willy
manchester derby
3 english teams
what is this
starting a new save. is managing in japan any fun?
>that title winning GD
tv/mtsc2/v/62205879
witness today's bottlejob
>>67019664
how does this link work
>>67019383
It seems to be the late 00s
>>67019748
you start by killing yourself
then you put a twitch. at the beginning
Who /ImpendingChoke/ here?
Arsenal and West Ham last 2 games
kill me for i am dead inside
>>67020073
you choked again, didn't you
>tfw trying Rocket League free weekend
>tfw get addicted to it to the point of considering buying it
Nice drug dealer strategy, Steam.
>>67020073
I thought you were already immune to this kind of failure since it's pretty much a habit for you by now.
>>67020176
I did not fucking choke
The players choked
Cunts
>>67020276
>the players choked
mitch it's okay you can still meme with us
we're not going to hate you because of you incredibly huge choking nature
>>67020333
Nah I'm not that salty
Frustrating tho it would have been awesome and we'd end up rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLzP3qQoSY
Songtime lads, post em
>>67020545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otx49Ko3fxw
love to listen to sufjan while trebbling
so, I'm managing Foxdale AFC on the Isle of Man. My stadium seats 100 people. This should be fun
>>67020545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnFqxkwgkQg
>getting bored of the default skin
>all the custom ones are shit in some way
wish i knew what i was doing when it came to mixing and matching skins
>>67020545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN3yqMr3ffY
I'm a sucker for long songs
>>67020636
patrician AF
>Gelsinkirchen
Don't blame Ralf tbqh
>>67020723
What league?
Steam sale so I can get this WHEN??
>>67021128
Kek familia you've missed a bunch
Maybe they should fire their coach. Gelsinkirchen has the man management of that teenage babysitter that only babysits to fuck her boyfriend at someone else's house.
>>67021252
forgot pic
Bretty good for a >winger
Finished 3rd in the end
Just bought the game. No idea what the fuck im doing, dont even know the rules of soccer. Didn't even know subs were a thing till fifth game. Finally got the Grimsby Young Offenders out of Vanarema North. Feels good senpai
>>67021104
Division 2
>>67021468
where'd you get an Isle of Man db?
>>67022192
the database is actually completely fucked but i got from http://www.fmscout.com/a-around-the-world-leagues-megapack-fm16.html
>win shit awards we don't deserve
>don't even get nominated for the good ones we do deserve
OFC Champions League Final if you want to watch but I warn you now it probably won't be very interesting.
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/19938/c/220033
>>67023401
Who are we cheering for?
>>67023979
Auckland will win but they're every team managed by Pep ever, shitty boring pass it about in defence a lot but get their results by having the best players and playing boring, patient football and even more so when they have the lead.
Wellington aren't as good in comparison and also don't play particularly attractive football but thats just due to being a bit shit.
So take your pick basically.
Auckland do have Joao Moreira up front who was cheese many years ago but he is lazy and not very good but still far too good to be stuck in Oceania so even though he rarely seems to even break into a run he is still joint top scorer in the whole competition.
Does anyone know why my pitch condition would fall to shit really quickly? I just started a FC United save and you start off in a brand new stadium, O checked I'm the beginning of the season and it was very good pitch condition, and now it's December and pitch condition is listed as terrible, I've had 2 games postponed due to waterlogged pitch, and some manager even chatted shit about the pitch condition in a pre game presser. WTF?
Already asked the boarD to relay the pitch and they will at the end of the season, but still. Is this normal for LLM?
>>67024177
>now it's December
>Manchester
It has probably been pissing it down for about 3 months straight and your lads have been playing on it and maybe also training on it.
>>67024177
>Is this normal for LLM?
I could try to respond to all of your specific questions, but it basically comes down to this - yes, pitches are almost always shit all the time in LLM, at least in rainy climates.
I haven't paid a ton of attention to it how it works exactly, but I'm guessing it's because you play a lot of games and you don't spend very much on groundskeeping at that level
>>67024263
So is my pitch destined to fall to shit every 6 months? Kinda gay.
>>67024177
From my experience if you run even a slight deficit your pitch suffers.
>>67024326
While you're a shit team yes because you probably train on it rather than having a seperate training set up (maybe not but that is typical of lower league sides) so that will make it worse and also you won't be spending much maintaining your pitch because nobody does at that level. As >>67024295 said I'm not exactly sure how it works but I think its hardcoded so you spend more the higher you rise so if you are magically able to maintain good finances in the lower leagues I don't think it'll solve your problem.
Improving your training facilities might help since I guess you will be able to do more of the exercises indoors or maybe it will even give you a separate training ground.
>>67024326
this pitch was being used 4 divisions ABOVE your team
>sign Messi on 300k p/w
>he's shit
>release in the summer
>still no club by January
>sign him again as a player/coach on 12k p/w to tutor
what a fall
>>67024748
Isn't that basically Ronaldinho?
can someone remind me the requirements for getting your players in this team? i've won the CL and we're the 7th most reputable club in the world
>>67024769
>Ronaldinho as a tutor
please no fat alcy regens
>192%
I think they're going to be 192% disappointed with this signing, too
>club badly needs a combative DM/MC
>previous manager sent this guy out on loan with no recall clause
In a rut with my 4-4-2 diamond, should I try something wider or stick to it?
>>67026237
>4-4-2
think about your fans, do you want to entertain and elevate them with sublime artistry or do you want to give them a cheap, cold hot dog?
here you go
>>67025615
fug, I love gattuso types
here's mine
>>67026565
It's NYCFC
The fans are shitting themselves because "Muh Pirlo Lams and Villa"
And Hazard, and Fahrmann
>>67026595
>good DM with high aggression, bravery, and determination
amazing
the last managers here (blanc and matteo darmian) apparently didn't give a shit about defense, there are no good defensive players to be found anywhere in the squad
every time I had to start this guy I died a little inside
>they got 1 CCC
>my GK still got 9.0
who the fuck do they have shooting the ball
wew
>>67027093
interesting transfer strategy desu
>>67027134
they don't give a shit about the player, they're just trying to wave their dick for the world to see
LOOK WE'RE RICH
>>67026565
Played it, we both conceded to FKs and got a guy sent off
>>67027256
par of the course
>>67027256
we don't need no 11 men
my tactics are optimized for 10 men actually
>>67027499
>>67027522
I'm really more upset that it worked with my personnel
>>67027581
what do you expect, the regista slot is basically tailor made for pirlo
>bottom 12 are relegated
>4 subs on bench
I feel like I have made a mistake picking one of the worst teams in the Belgian 3rd Division
>>67027912
The fuck? Those are some high-class Jewish rules
>>67027613
I need a slower version to set up shop now.
time for my annual end of season choke
>not like I wanted to get promoted anyway
