ITT: Things that make you instantly discard someone's opinion on sports.
>I don't have a favorite team, I just watch my favorite players
Pic semi related.
>I'm a Bayern fan
can be topped though:
>I'm a Bayern Ultra
A canadian flag
>Echte liebe xDdddddddd
>lol buyern is there a scummier club
I rest my case.
>>67014231
if they are yuropean
Basketball
>The Warriors are fun to watch
Baseball
>Barry Bonds doesn't belong in the hall of fame
Soccer
>I don't watch the MLS
Football
>I support a team that's not local
>I'm just here for the commercials
>soccer
They post >rags in /hoc/
An American talking about soccerball.
A Yuro talking about American sports.
>>67014388
>The Warriors are fun to watch
A team with great ball movement, stellar defensive schemes and excellent coaching strategy is not fun to watch? You should study basketball more friend. Warriors and Spurs are the most exciting teams in the league.
Agree with the others though.
>>67014491
le meme chuckers
>Ball movement meme
>Defensive scheme meme
Confirmed for "I like March Madness and the playoffs"
>>67014388
i can agree with you on everything but Barry Bonds.
>is Mark McGuire in the HOF?
>is Sammy Sosa in the HOF?
>is Lance Armstrong the goat?
I wonder what all these athletes have in common... hmmm i wonder, this is a tough one
>see someone with a jersey of some faraway bandwagon team
>are you from there?
>no
>you've got family there?
>no
>so why are you a fan?
>well the hometown team was just so bad *chuckles*
life of a Cleveland fan
>I don't watch that often but...
>>67014524
So what if he did steroids, Willie Mays and Hank Aaron did amphetamines. In baseball cheating isn't taboo it's a way of the game.
Anyway how many shit players did steroids and got nowhere, Barry Bonds with or without steroids was GOAT tier. The steroids didn't make his eyes and glove better
>I'm a fan of a team from another country
>>67014491
>spam 3s
>fun to watch
Naw. Something like the Bucks with Point God Giannis is fun. Dirk vs the Heat was fun to watch. Prime Kobr and Hakeem iso ball was fun to watch.
Cubs "fans"
Jays "fans"
Dodger "fans"
>>67014556
But it made him quicker and increased the amount of oxygen to his system. I want everyone on a level playing field. If you're going to ban a substance everyone should adhere to it.
>You shouldn't be forced to put that kind of long term toll on your body just to win.
I'm all for a steroids league though. Want to be the best but don't mind taking 20 years off your life? Heres your contract!
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>I am a big supporter of /manu,barca,leichester/ and i love soccer but I wont go see my local mls or college team
>>67014643
>TFW born and raised in LA listening to Vin Scully
>TFW first game I ever saw live Kevin Brown started
>TFW hate Frank McCourt
What's wrong with my liking the Dodgers?
Are you jealous that your childhood memories don't include Vin Scully?
>Gronk revolutionized the TE position
>The AL is tougher than the NL
>The Seahawks/49ers Rivalry is better than the Bears/Packers Rivalry
>>67014388
who the fuck watches MLS?
>>67014756
the al is tougher than the nl
nl east had arguably 3 of the worst 5 teams in the league last year and nl west is always giants vs dodgers and fuck the other 3 teams.
>>67014772
Americans who like soccer
>>67014388
>i support mlels
>>67014807
Since 1989 the Padres and D Bags have been to more world series than the Dodgers though
>>67014810
Good to see soccer getting more popular in US
>>67014830
>I don't support my local team and instead root for a team 5000 miles away that I have no connection to
>>67014830
>i post fedora memes on 4chan
>>67014299
You're from fucking PERU
>>67014388
You support a steroid using fraud...
Yet you dismiss someone's opinion on basketball for the simple fact they enjoy watching history/one of the top 5 teams of all time?
Fucking YIKES.
Please hang yourself.
>>67014891
>You support a steroid using fraud...
Steroid using yes, fraud no... everyone was doing it and he did it better than anyone else
>Yet you dismiss someone's opinion on basketball for the simple fact they enjoy watching history/one of the top 5 teams of all time?
fucking casual
>>67014729
>>67014643
dodgers have sucked ass for 3 decade and the cubes have sucked ass for a century only jays fans are young enough to celebrate rings
>>67014524
>>67014388
Don't forget Pete Rose, who was in the GOAT conversation at one point
>>67014936
>knows betting on baseball will get yo a lifetime ban because black sox
>does it anyway
slut was asking for it
>>67014711
Worse than that:
> I'm a [Benfica/Sporting/Porto/Major club that gets TV coverage] supporter even if my city has a team in the main division.
Ok, that happens, the heart wants what the heart wants. Have you ever went to their stadium to see them play?
> No, that's too far away, that's too expensive, that's too dangerous ...
Ok, what about when they play against [your local team] (usually twice a year)?
> no, never been there too
Do you even know their current rooster? What are their players this year?
> I don't know, I only support them since [the year they won that major title / te year they signed that famous player]
Bitch please, if you are physically able, financially independent and never even once went to see your team in the stadium you are not a supporter, you are a bandwagoner
>>67014925
I don't care that they suck ass, I care about the fact that I can get to their stadium
>>67014936
Pete Rose was a piece of shit though, at least Bonds kept to himself and didn't make the world hate him for being an overall cunt
>>67014231
Canadians talking about anything other than hockey
Americans talking about anything other than amerisports
>>67014891
This is my answer: >>67014231
if he is talking about football and he is north american
>Brazilian flag
>Finnish flag
>Canadian flag
>Australian flag
>New Zealand flag
>Argentina flag
>Italian flag
>>67014395
>rags
>>67015012
>swedes talking about anything other than cucking binland
NFL
>fav team is not hometown team
>calling a QB clutch
>"all he does it win"
>>67014989
but everyone did hate him, especially those in the inner baseball circle though
>>67014524
barry bonds was far better than them though desu
also Lance is the GOAT , or top 3 at least
>>67014231
People who use the word meme to describe anything should get aids and die
>>67014523
>>67014729
>having a favorite team
embarrassing
getting worked up for literally no reason. just watch the damn game, its entertaining and interesting for anybody who's played sports and understands competition, no other "drama" or "storylines" necessary to enjoy sports
>>67015947
> no drama
> no storyline
> entertaining
Do you go to the gym and watch pick up games too? What the fuck is wrong with having a connection with a team?
It's funny because homers are by far the most delusional and biased "fans" there are in sports. Their shitty opinions are easily the ones to discard.
That said, bandwagoners are dumb as fuck too.
TBQH every sports "fan" is stupid and should have their opinion discarded unless they make at least 20,000 dollars a year betting, putting their money where their mouth is.
Feels good to be part of that group. ;^)
>>67014357
>>67014231
That's #1 for me, really. Fantasy sports are garbage.
>parroting E!SPN opinions
>>67014989
>at least Bonds kept to himself and didn't make the world hate him for being an overall cunt
>>67015992
no i go to the gym and PLAY pickup games
when i watch sports i watch pros usually but college can be entertaining too if its elite players and programs
a canadian flag
>>67016165
Alright so you play and understand the game. When you watch ball do you admire or try to imitate a player? If you do, wouldn't you enjoy watching him a little more if they played in a stadium that was close to your home?
>>67014989
> Bonds kept to himself and didn't make the world hate him for being an overall cunt
This is what Giants fans actually believe
>Tom Brady is better than Peyton Manning
>>67014491
you are objectively wrong from someone that has been watching and playing basketball for longer than you've been alive
