Dodgers gonna win
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pirates
>>67014155
red sox
What did Kershaw say about me? That little wanker ill have him know i graduated top of the cubs prospects list as the number 1 pitcher in baseball
>>67014155
THIS IS A SAFE FOR WORK BOARD. NOW I HAVE THIS NICE ASS ON MY SCREEN AT WORK. IF ANYBODY WALKS BY AND SEES ME OOGLING AT THIS NICE ASS I'M GOING TO BE SUPER EMBARRASSED! PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE KINDS OF IMAGES!
Post ELITE pitchers who have given up 0 (zero) runs
>>67014199
>>67014155
Who is this semen demon?
our year
>>67014199
>Buttista
>>67014219
The best money can buy lad
>>67014199
Faptista
tfw no knuckleballer gf
>>67014252
>negress
>>67014269
r u gey?
>>67014203
NL Babby
>Jays
>>67014281
she looks underage, also I'm not into girls who have likely been sucking cock since age 12
>>67014286
>>67014155
now that's some really nice ass
more please
>>67014286
>Pitcher in the NL usually has an average of 3 at bats
>AL fans think 3 extra bats is enough to increase a pitchers ERA by 5 points
Dads fan here.
>>67014551
>ponyfags
>>67014611
one team who truly fits that image
>>67014611
Gyroko going to hit a dinger tonight
>>67014155
>swept by the sneks
get it together jints
>>67014656
>one team who truly fits that image
Th-thanks.
>>67014659
Good for you, Cards fan.
>>67014678
How do like jon Jay senpai
>>67014199
>not being the 'lewd guy' at your place of work
totally beta, maple friend
>>67014678
well, I should say that meme pic, because a Padres shoop would obviously be appropriate for the Pads
>>67014707
Thus far a bit. Shame about the rest of the team. Jedd should be doing better. Hopefully his bat wakes up for you as the season goes on.
>>67014922
no that's >>>/bundasliga/
>>67014922
germany i am EATING here
>>67014922
fuck off guess viral marketer
>>67014155
>mods can't delete generals
yee
>>67014955
Oh wow
germany pls this is a baseball thread
>>67014155
>Dodgers gonna win
Probably. I don't think >we'll ever win a game ever again the way >we're playing
>>67015047
My bad, I will leave then.
>>67015047
how hopelessly gay do you have to be to prefer fucking baseball over bundas?
>>67015091
I just really really like baseball senpai
>>67015104
wow
>>67015074
I-It's just the Marlels... W-We can definitely beat them r-right?
>>67015104
is that how they play baseball in glorious nippon?
>no afternoon games
>your teams going to lose today anyway
>no good pitcher duels
>>67015141
Ya
>>67015163
>"Godswing"
kek
>>67014269
Found the cuck
>not COLONIZING negreses to fight the cancer that its interracial cuck memes
>>67014155
Has anyone else recorded here's and jeers for the MLB the Show 16 game? I literally have REEEEEEEEEEE for the Red Sox players as both cheers and jeers and "OY VEY" and "ITS ANODDA SHOAH" for The Blue Jay's Pillar
hey guys should I continue bandwaggoning the Astros (closest team to my city) or should I ride the Mets train?
>>67015222
fucking kek could you post a video or vocaroo of it?
i made my HR swing 'Darude-Sandstorm'
My walk up song is "back in a ny groove'
>>67015247
Continue rooting for the Houston Assholes
>>67015269
They brought back custom music? Was planning on skipping the show this year tbdesu
http://sportsmockery.com/2016/04/jake-arrieta-has-a-surprising-response-to-fan-who-ran-on-field-after-his-no-hitter/
And then there's this.
>>67015288
yeah u can have custom walk up song, HR song. You can overhaul the entire The Show playlist. 3 walk up songs. Cheers (i havent tried that yet). And best part, you can customize the start and stop times of the song. So if you want just the chorus of a song, you edit it within the game, it takes like 30 seconds.
Will post ass if you gib starting pitcher
t. Red Sox fan
>>67015247
no bandwagoners allowed on, sorry
>>67015047
Is she a sideline reporter? Damn she is shameless with that picture.
>>67015309
>he's being charged
hope he doesn't get in too much shit for being hype
>>67015132
I don't know. We got swept in a 4 game series against the Dbags....
>>67015332
>>67015047
TRIGGERED
>>67015323
someone needs to edit potato nigger for based Walker
>>67015341
>Duffy finally gets out of his slump and has 3 multi-hit games in a row
>Entire rest of the offense dies
>>67015247
why mets are you puerto rican living in mexico or something?
>>67015332
implying it is wrong to be a slut
>>67015376
>>67015341
Don't worry anons
The stars are aligning, based Barry is visiting San Fransisico right as the Giant's bats are going cold
They will leech his energy and come back even stronger
>>67015309
>He was running faster than Heyward to get to the pile in the middle. So, that’s pretty funny.
kek
Is there video of the team celebrating with the guy?
>>67015222
vocaroo that shit
>>MLB @MLB 8s8 seconds ago
>Blue Jays 1B Chris Colabello suspended 80 games without pay after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance.
>ROID GAYS
>Colabello suspended 80 games for PEDS
WAKE ME UP
>>67015443
kek
LGTSS
>dehydrochlormethyltestosterone
>>67015411
Only if everyone remembers to post "Thank you, Based Barry" during the game threads
>roid jays
>>67015462
I will remember friend
>>67015462
Thank you based Barry
>>67015443
>Getting caught
Embarrassing desu
>>67015443
>muh feel good story
btfo
/mlb/ - ass general?
>$0.00
>yfw Donaldson is next
>yfw he was busted so shappie can get based Morneau after EE is traded
Bautista PED suspension fucking when
>post yfw the entire Gays lineup gets caught
>>67015443
>was on PEDs
>still hit below .200
MY FUCKING SIDES BAHAHAHAHAHA
THANK GOD NOW WE MIGHT ACTUALLY PUT IN SOMEONE DECENT THANK YOU BASED DROOPY FACE MAN
>>67015501
>implying it won't be Bautista
How long untill the entire Jays offense getd suspended for PED use?
LMAO BAUTISTA IS NEXT
>>67015514
He's been tested multiple times. It's more likely Donaldson than him.
>>67015511
that would be crazy considering how shit they have been
>>67015511
>Bautista a literally who before joining the Jays
>Suddenly he's hhitting 50 dingers
>Donaldson a very good, but not quite elite player before the Jays
>Suddenly he's MVP
It's pretty much inevitable
>MLB @MLB 20s20 seconds ago
Blue Jays 3B Josh Donaldson also suspended 80 games without pay after testing positive for a performance-enhancing substance.
DONALSHIT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>67015524
Depends on how often the MLB changes their arbitrary rules on what is and what isn't a PED every week
>>67015443
should take away their pennant
Can't wait for donaldson to get popped next
>>67015531
>He thinks the tests aren't beaten all the time
>>67015340
Doubt there will be prison time. Fine, community service, maybe a non lifetime ban from the stadium at worst.
This bread is so based, gonna follow baseball now
>>67015549
that argument makes no sense, its not like he didnt have the bat speed or power to hit homeruns before he joined us, he added a leg kick and fixed his swing and just got more good contact
besides he looks small as fuck compared to other power hitters
>all these nerds implying Harper or Trout don't eat roids for breakfast lunch and dinner
>>67015580
>Blow gays """"""fans"""""" actually believe thsi
>>67015589
>T-these players m-might roid t-too!!!!111
>>67015603
>might
>shit tier independent league player suddenly gets gud in his early 30's
>busted for roids
wow lads I'm fucking shocked
>>67015619
>gets good
>collabottle
>good
lol m8
>>67015603
>a guy whose neck has grown exponentially since his rookie season isnt on any roids
top kek
>>67015634
He was good last year 2bh
>>67015619
Yeah its only shocking because of how shit he's been this year. But his sudden rise was either a massive fluke or PEDs
>getting busted for a 1970s roid
literally what the hell was thinking
>HUTCHINSHIT CALLED UP STARTING SUNDAY INSTEAD OF FUCKING STROMAN AS SCHEDULED
I AM GOING TO THAT GAME AND SAW HUTCHINSHIT LAST YEAR FUCKING BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why Colabello get the good roids that Barry was using?
>>67015669
>implying
Barry never took any illegal substances, anon.
>THE SHITTY PODUNK OF TAINT LOUIS
>getting caught
lmfao what is this amateur hour?
>>67015648
he was a babip god last year
>>67015686
>>67015669
>>67015699
Completely and utterly natty baby
>Needing roids to get to .069 AVG
>>67015322
are all her clothes dirty?
>>67015668
>i actually fell for it
fuck you
>>67015715
dont know but would like to sink my face into all of her clothes to find out
>>67015714
It blows my mind to think that a guy went 2 for 29 while juicing
I mean, it's obviously possible, but it's still funny as fuck
>>67015714
>martin was at 0.047 at one point
>>67015712
>them veins
Not a chance.
>>67015742
m8 if you started roiding you'd still hit .000
>>67015714
>>67015742
>thinking roids automatically gives you skill AND strength
Niggas...
>>67015752
>what is bodyfat
Bud Selig here
I know when I ran the show we would throw out a PED suspension once in a blue moon to make it seem like we were doing our job and monitoring the league and that I wasn't personally injecting every MLB player with a cocktail of steroids to create interest in the game from casual fans and to increase revenue for me and the league
And you guys believe that athletes who have the potential to make millions more dollars if they produce better numbers don't use steroids!? lol
STATEMENT
LOL
>>67015752
NATTY
A
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>martin, tuloshitzki, groins, and pisslar will never get popped for PEDs and replaced with competent hitters
>>67015784
>definitely the least expected
good way to make yourself sound guilty
>>67015725
>He thinks it isn't real
m8 it was just announced they're pushing Stroman back enjoy your Donaldson bobblehead as the A's cuck Hutchinshit like I had to see the Braves do last year I'm fucking mad
>>67015784
I bet the jays did it
it's a conspiracy i tells ya
>>67015784
> BUT
> I
> DINDU
> NUFFIN
>>67015784
Jesus Christ, why can't these guys ever just admit "yea I roided, my bad ya'll"
This bullshit just looks so corny and contrived. He's obviously fucking guilty.
>>67015784
Just say you did or you didn't
>>67015826
Maybe he's hoping for a Braun style technicality? Can he play while he appeals it?
>>67015840
>yfw it's an MLB conspiracy where they tainted his energy drinks with PED'S
America will stop at nothing to protect their past time from filthy Canadian scum
>>67015860
Collabelo is a native from Massachusetts m8.
>>67015860
>Could get ANY player on the team
>Let's get Colabello
>On April 22, 2016, Colabello was suspended 80 games without pay for testing positive on performance enhancing drugs. Taking these PED's was not a smart decision.
excellent objective writing, wikipedia editor
>>67015874
I meant the city and fans more than the player. Just a perfect fall guy
>girodo called up
>montero possibly called up
mite b cool
>>67014155
>file deleted
Didn't know we had Irish mods here
>>67015849
>implying he was going to play regardless
literally a matter of time before he was DFA'd
>>67015889
>On April 22, 2016, Colabello was suspended 80 games without pay for testing positive on performance enhancing drugs. Late on the same day it was proven that he was also mentally challenged.
Holy shit, some wiki editor is fucking booty blasted.
>>67014207
>>67014252
>>67014945
>>67014971
>>67014955
Contributing to ass thread.
>>67015785
>people unironically believe that lifting until you've got some actual muscles means you did roids
Barry dindu nuffin. He a good boy
>>67015926
They certainly got spanked last night
>>67015958
seeing this reminds me of the article a butthurt dodgers fan wrote about how bonds killed the dodgers
>On April 22, 2016, Colabello was suspended 80 games without pay for testing positive on performance enhancing drugs. It is also worth noting that his quick success in 2015 sparked a fight between two friends backpacking through Europe. One friend thought that his success would last, while the other argued all along that Chris was a below-average ballplayer. After a few punches, the friends resolved their dispute.
>>67015958
>neck bloats up 5 extra inches
>veins that aren't even supposed to exist are exploding out of arms
>his weight near doubles
ok tho
>>67015993
.400 BABIP is totally sustainable dude
>>67015989
I remember that one. Saltiest sports article I've ever read. Anyone have a link?
>>67016010
>Steroids make you grow new veins
Confirmed retard
>>67015768
>implying Barry had body fat while roiding
>mfw starting hutchinshit wakes up the teams bats and he continues having a winning major league record with an ERA of 5 while giving up over 20 dingers a season
GIBBY THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>67016135
A's are undefeated on the road
Might be a beanfest
>Rasy call up Snell
you snooze you lose plebs
>>67016143
hutchinshits one of the most homebabby pitchers in the league, he had a 2.9 era at home and almost a 10 era away last season
I bet he's happy
>>67016200
One of those numbers is going to change this year
>>67016211
>le literally cant hit breaking balls man
>>67016240
oh hes probably going to get absolutely fucking shelled but he somehow got run support every game last year and hopefully tuloshitzki is still being rested then
If a player ranks in the top 10 in 8+ offensive categories, and was a very good to great defender at his position, would you say that player is worthy of the Hall of Fame?
>>67016529
are you talking about A-Rod, Bonds, Shoeless Joe or Pete Rose?
>>67016542
None of the above. I meant to say top 10 in their position, that was my mistake.
>>67016529
depends on if he tarnished his entire career by taking steroids to be perfectly honest with you joe
>>67016572
this player never failed a drug test, nor was it ever really suggested he juiced
>>67015132
Not after Bonds cucks the jints with his new team
>>67016529
>>67016542
>>67016558
OK. not that my answer would change (I believe they all should be in)
Barring really weak cases, the top 10 all-time at their position should be HOFers, even if you use WAR as the sole measure.
>>67016582
Larry Walker
Jim Edmonds
Scott Rolen
Jeff Bagwell
I dunno. your guy is probably worthy either way.
>>67016620
>>67016572
>>67016542
Pic related, is who I'm referring to.
>felix hernandez scratched for tonights game because of an ongoing PED investigation
wow
wow
>>67016834
Bait bait bait
>>67016542
Arod never failed a drug test
Just accusations
>Evidence of widespread PED use in Toronto clubhouse. Entire franchise disbanded
>>67016643
>>67016904
Lifelong jays fan here, this Jeter guy seemed pretty good. Im surprised hes not in the hall
Quick, pick the archtype for my next Position player in MLB the Show
>>67016991
Ichiro/Bonds
>Putting the club before his family.
Cubs better win it all this year before Bill dies.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-bill-murray-cubs-world-series-20160420-story.html
>>67016060
bit late but here you go famalam
http://articles.latimes.com/2007/jul/31/sports/sp-plaschke31
>>67016643
hmm. Rollins is a borderline guy for me. He doesn't scream "HALL OF FAME", but who's his competition for his era? Nomar, A-Rod (before he switched to third), Jeter, Tejada, and old Omar Vizquel? I'd say he's better than Tejada, Nomar, and Vizquel for his overall career. But he never really got much press until the Phillies pseudo-dynasty began in the late 2000s.
>>67015668
>tfw watching Sanchize vs Gray tonight
How many games are they going to win the division by?
I say 10 games
>>67017081
>mfw both Sanshit and Gay blow their shoulders out
>>67017123
>classy bombston fans
>>67016991
Speedy, low-power, low-walk, contact-hitting 1B with an excellent glove
Power-throwing knuckleballer
>yfw Autista gets busted for roids mid game
>>67015570
ATHLETICS WILL WIN NL WEST, GET FUCKED GINTS AND DOYERS
>>67017156
>canadians
>>67017167
one of my RTTS guys has a 90mph knuckler. it's comedy gold
>>67017293
>tfw Milana will never be mine
>>67017293
>colabottle got tested
>a guy who hit 40 home runs last season wasnt tested
sure thing cletus
>>67016834
dubs bautista also juiced
Guys
Should I go to Scotland or Ireland for 5 days? Which one and why?
If singles Phillies win the world series
>>67017525
damn right he did
>>67017570
digits 4 angels
>>67016876
>Yankee fans actually believe this
wew lads just saw a guy unironically wearing a Hutchison jersey
>>67017741
>mfw it was probably actually hutchison
>>67017602
I love bjs
>>67017075
Rollins was definitely better than Roidjada, and people only think Nomar was good because he played in Bawwston. But Omar was a better defensive SS. Rollins is in the Jeter camp, more known for his offense
>>67017530
Tits or ass?
Baseball Info Solutions Def. Runs Saved: Dodgers 16, Cards 15. Worst:Braves -20, Mets -13, Giants -8
>mets
>jints
>sniffing postseason
Fuck outta here
>>67017874
Ass
>>67014155
You spelled dbags wrong
dubs for fuck the rags
>>67017874
Cock
>>67017877
if the season ended today the dodgers would totally be in guys!
>>67017877
MULTIPLE ENTRIES
>All of dat ass in the beginning of the thread
>deleted posts and images
I need to know how lewd they were
>>67017974
holy shit murphys been fucking raking for the nats this season
>>67017530
Paris
>>67017902
Scotland then
Quick, post all the times the Los Angeles Dodgers played in a world series since 2000
>>67017995
generic ones that always get posted
>>67018019
Ah okay I missed nothing then
>>67018006
This is an option
I'm visiting my sister in London this summer but she works during the week so I want to go somewhere else since I've been to London a bunch of times
>>67018019
not true, at least, the non deleted ones were ones ive never seen before and I have quite an ass collection
>>67018005
A few seasons ago, I think 2011, Murphy was leading the league in hitting before going down with an injury and missed a ton of games. He has the potential for a .325 season. Among the best 2 strike hitter in the game.
>too painful to delete the Murphy images from my Mest folder
>>67018011
Quick post all the times the Los Angeles Dodgers played in a worlds eries since 1989
>>67018054
Go to the night clubs man
Any statcast podcast regular listeners? Just finished yesterdays episode and was wondering if it was worth it to go back and listen to the rest.
>PTI autists already calling the cusb the 27 yankees
>>67018111
Cubs are better desu senpai
Press F to pay respects
>>67018146
>>67018072
I've done the London club scene, I've been there a few times and I'll be in London on the weekends
I'm just considering somewhere a cheap flight away for a few days
>>67018153
He can always go back to making Vidya
>>67018177
No thanks my state is in literal debt because of him
>>67018153
>mfw his kid got cut from his college team after not throwing a pitch for two years
>>67018153
If he was black he'd be getting a raise
>>67018249
Cubs vs Reds
>>67018249
>>67018163
I meant if you go to Paris
>>67018205
>Curt Schilling singlehandedly drove Rhode Island into a rescission
>Your Team
>Predicted 2016 W-L
>Player you most want to succeed on the Team
>Who you support in the 2016 Election
>>67018265
Oh true good call senpai
Jays As
>>67018332
>>67018332
>Felix has been scratched
Lel
>>67018303
Mariners
80-82
Walker
Neither
>>67018303
Phillies
67-95
There's a good 5-way tie just on the 25 man roster alone
Bob Dole
>>67018146
There's that ottoman humor again
>7:30 start time
Is Atlanta retarded?
Mets @ Braves
>>67018611
Mets @ Braves
>>67018611
Mets @ Braves