>Friday 22 April
19:35 Highlanders v Sharks, Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
21:40 Rebels v Cheetahs, AAMI Park, Melbourne
>Saturday 23 April
17:15 Sunwolves v Jaguares, Prince Tui Teka Memorial Stadium, Tokyo
19:35 Hurricanes v Chiefs, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
21:40 Force v Waratahs, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 24 April
1:00 Stormers v Reds, Newlands, Cape Town
3:05 Kings v Lions, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth
18:05 Brumbies v Crusaders, GIO Stadium, Canberra
BYES: Blues, Bulls
1st for Sharks
emery on suicide watch
Smith > Smith
fucking Lwazi
A try went begging there
>>67008144
>Smith > Smith
Smith < Smith
What was the bullshit about Merhts saying that Emery was pulling out of the tackle? No way he was.
7th for /cric/
Is Jack Wilson related to Jeff Wilson?
Rank the Smiths currently playing - mine is:
1) Smith
2) Smith
fuck sakes, we cannot secure our ball at the breakdown
good momentum behind the mauls though
>>67008178
>forgetting Smith
Pls think before posting.
>>67008159
>Smith
>implying
>>67008172
>>67008175
>>67007966
back to your shitty containment thread please. Cheers.
>>67008193
Smith is retired lad
Any saffabrus recommend a shipping agent? Need to ship a car from SA to NZ.
>>67008156
Christ, my Supersport stream must be about 5 minutes behind. What minute is it
>>67008212
i'm coming up on 29
>>67008212
Time off atm at 28:58
>>67008212
36th
>>67008212
this >>67008219
>>67008220
fuck off
>>67008216
>>67008218
>>67008219
thanks lads
>>67008226
I'm at the game you mong, it's almost half time
>Deysel
Looks like we're going to be going down to 14 soon
fekitoa is fucking shit lads
>>67008200
Definitely isn't lad. He's the best player in Europe and the third best flanker in Australia.
>>67008237
For the Saffa lad.
>>67008237
ooh fugg
what was the lad thinking?
>>67008245
>'ooga me want ball fuck da whitey'
>>67008245
Sry shit quality, off the TV, but you get the idea.
>>67008237
>>67008242
looked pretty bad in realtime
>>67008242
damn bruh that nigga head look like a rugby ball from that angle lm0a
>>67008252
lmao truuu
>>67008248
Horrific in slo-mo.
>>67008246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ6cp2T76lY
>>67008252
>>67008252
noooooooooo
>>67008228
Can someone caption this with [reads in japanese]
kek lad
>>67008248
Should bring back the real time meme tbqh.
>>67008278
Yes, I can.
>>67008252
KIWI
5/5
>>67008278
Funny.
>>67008280
Good memes aren't spammed.
>all this synical play
>>67008292
>synical
Is this your gimmick?
>>67008280
Never left m8 it's just situational
try time!
>>67008292
epik meme.
>>67008292
>synical
Back to your lower decile school you go.
>>67008294
i dont have a gimmick because im not a pseudotrip
Sumo's head is literally explosing from all these Smoths
>>Balls goes to Ben Smith, or should I say Aaron Smith
>>Then goes to Ben Smith
>>There are too many Smiths
>>Are they all related
Cheeky
>tfw rugby got you out of depression when you still played it, but now you're depressed again and watching it it's not having the same effect
KILL MEEEEE
Do you think Sumo runs a meme page on facebook?
>>67008330
>le depression meme XD
How about you save "MEEEEE" the effort and kill yourself you attention-seeking wastrel?
>>67008338
Probably a Rugby Banter Page admin
>>67008345
epic edge bro.
>That kid wearing the Waikato jersey
Kinda cute Tbh lads
>>67008330
Kill (you)rself.
>>67008330
It's called exercise.
jesus Emery
>>67008356
You a poof m8?
>>67008366
I do.
>>67008375
No...
;3
>>67008371
No, it's Jason.
VIDEO OF JASON EMERY'S TACKLE/RED CARD
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x468bg7_jason-emery-s-crazy-air-tackle-on-willie-le-roux_sport
>>67008330
You gotta get into BBC's coverage of the county championship man
Nothing like listening to hours of people telling you what some other people are doing on a field to quell crippling depression.
>>67008330
Go for walks, exercise three days a week, eat fruit and veges.
Also lay off the piss/drugs if you're into that m8.
If you're genuinely clinically depressed that shit isn't ever going away but the above will help you manage it.
Oh and anti-depressants if you're ok with taking them. That's a personal decision thing though.
>>67008387
Hi Daniel
i can see the sharks still choking this
they kick too much...
>>67008387
Based Daniel
>>67008405
I fucking hate watching Sharks games 2bh.
>baddes
>>67008405
its nothing to do with choking lad, >we are just shit.
Ever since Plumtree was sacked, >we have been going backwards. Only time Sharks ever turn up is to cuck the Stormers
>>67008391
I do that. I'm fairly succesful. I still just feel numb.
>>67008415
Get a gf.
>>He's trying to get a souvenir jersey
>>Now's not the time Josh
>>67008406
No.
>>67008424
I was depressed before I split up with my ex.
>>67008330
John Kirwan, please.
>>67008414
Gary Gold seems like a rubbish coach.
>>67008435
kek'd :^)
merhtens mic on POOICIDE watch.
>>67008432
She was probably sick of your whining.
>>67008425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVF5f4KdAGU
now is not the time Munro
>>67008445
I broke up with her, actually.
>>67008415
Fuck if I know then m8.
Change of scene can help too. If you live in a depressing shithole, consider leaving.
>>67008455
Good lad, get in first.
>penis le poo
>>67008456
I live in Christchurch. Maybe that's my problem.
My career has no potential in Christchurch for what I'm training in at uni, so after uni I probably will anyway.
>>67008475
Pray for an earthquake
>>67008475
Do you feel sometimes like you just want the ground to just open up and swallow you?
Stay in chch.
l8r cunt
CardFest '16
disgusting to be frank
should bin the whole team
Good on the Shorks for trying to make it an level playing field.
>>67008488
pic
>>Highlanders pretty much negating the red card disadvantage by consistently forcing the yellow card
What a shit game.
Sharks have no hope, no direction, nothing...
>>67008507
You sound depressed too.
>>67008507
Tendai doesn't seem a great captain. A ref like Barnes or Poite would have carded him for back talking like that...
>sharts
>>67008515
>FUCKING CHEAT
Who's ready for Cheetos?
finally get a fucking penalty
Do the Highlanders like fucking lying on the ball at the breakdown or something
I knew this game would be shit when I saw Melody Robinson would be anchoring the broadcast.
What the fuck is up with Captains taking back to the ref and shirt grabbing? Have seen way too much of it this season. Absolutely verboten.
>>67008535
I'd lick her feet
>>67008535
Fun fact: she sucked my mate's dick in a bar toilet in Ponsonby.
>>67008543
I'm guessing it was Lime Bar?
fucking BASED smith
>Not even Pantene can sort out those dreadlocks
Based Sumo
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A TRY
YES BOY BEAUDEN BARRETT
My stream fucked up lads. Anyone got a link?
>>67008557
http://www.crichd.tv/update/skys1.php
Haha
Any wasteman going to Paleman tonight at NotW? Also, shoutout to /bleep/
>>67008546
Chapel.
Is that still there?
>>67008566
I don't know what you're talking about and I'd like you to fuck off.
>Internet briefly fucks up
>Smuth scores a try
>I couldn't see the only interesting thing to happen in this game apart from Flippy le Poo
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67008589
wasnt smith
it was faddes
>>67008589
Reee indeed.
>>67008567
I think so? Haven't lived in Auckland in a few years. Wasn't a dude named Nick was it?
>>67008589
was faddes lad
all set up by smuth tho
>>67008602
Nah haha. She's probably smoked a few cocks on Ponsonby Rd.
Nice """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""call"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>Chiliboy Rapaele
Is that the most awesome name or what?
>>67008620
>>>/Reddit/
Would a 14-man All Blacks team still beat a 15-man Springboks team?
>>67008631
"Yes."
>>67008631
Why not? They've done it before
>"Well I heard it all now, Sumo, Justin Bieber in Dunedin"
>Didn't realise JB was played earlier
Dammit Grandpa
>>67008631
Easily
>>67008620
he's p cool apart from the substance abuse
hi when is the rugby, thanks
>>67008631
Ellis Park 2013. Down a man for 20 minutes.
>>67008662
It's finished. Take it easy.
>>67008662
There is some Yurop """"""""""""rugby""""""""""" between the Highlanders and Sharks atm if you're interested.
>that kick
Holy kek
Top kek
his feet were on the dead ball line
Fuck this
Pretty sharted sisters might just have an early night
>>67008693
G'night m'buddy
>>67008693
Reminder that I run /rug/ and /cric/ and that this sister is an imposter.
>>67008667
Yeah 20 minutes is totally the same as 80
>>67008697
I see that you're back daniel.
I knew you couldn't resist my charms.
droppy to win it lads
Cmorn shorkies
>>67008707
Well that's a bit different. No All Black has been red carded since Meads in the 70's.
Do these commentators not know the difference between Garth and Gareth?
We have a game lads.
Kaloowakisi mebomaabaa!
(That means "Go the Sharks" in South African)
wheres the fucking penalty for the dangerous tackle
whylanders
>>67008566
what time is it? tempted to yolo it there by myself
>>67008662
tomorrow
>Nopoaga
>>67008749
Doors at 10, Paleman probably playing 1-2:30, Tommy Flowers being stingy with the set times.
>right in front
>has all day
>misses
There goes your black jersey homo.
>soap picks the low try night to be a shit kicker
Why is Dan Vettori on the Sharks bench?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LOWLANDERS
>poosbourne
>>67008768
gonna try get a mate to come but otherwise i'm kinda tempted to wing it aye. know if there are door sales?
Can the Sopo meme die now please?
>picked the highlanders because I thought they would meme their way to a victory
>shorks win when highlanders meme their way to a loss
Fuck. Sometimes my rugby brain is so on point that I doubt it myself.
Blues > Highlanders desu
Lads it finally came
>>67008784
Why don't you 2 meet up?
>>67008792
>expecting any Saffer team except the Lions to win against any NZ team except the Blues
>>67008804
he has some stuff on tomorrow morning but normally caves if i pressure him
>>67008801
>poongland edition
>LGTSS: shortlanders
>>67008816
That's the one all brits have to suffer with unfortunately.
>>67008815
Nah you and other /rug/ lad
Haha time for disappointment
It's a cheeky $20 on who? Rebs or Cheetahs?
>>67008801
It's fucking shit and you can't edit overalls
have fun
>>67008864
>overalls
What did he mean by this?
>>67008857
I think the Reblels will win this Tbh. But if you want your cheeky 20 to be really cheeky then go for the Cheetos
>>67008870
stats nigga
>>67008873
Well, I've already wasted enough money on the rebels. I attend all their home games anyway.
Am I potentially the only rebels fag on sp?
Those fucking louts on my TV.
Smdh 2bh.
Saw maybe 3 people with rebels jerseys around town. Saw hundreds with hawthorn gear. Guess im just closer to the mcg.
>>67008884
Oh I thought that was aussie slang for kit or something. Isn't there a player creator though?
>he hasn't created a black David Pocock
>start game by pandering to Abos
Fucking Melbourne I swear to god.
>>67008911
>NZ flag
Shitspooter's poothetic narrative on pooicide watch
>>67008937
The church next to fed square has a big banner up saying to be welcoming to all refugees.
>>67008942
Seems to do that when im roaming. It says its on the yes optus-spark nz network. When i can use a wifi hotspot i get the poopeelia flag.
>they play the last post for anzac day
>the bugle player misses a note
>>67008966
happens all the time lad
last post is hard to play
>>67008978
Based godiel dropping musical truth bombs
>>67008784
Yea and it's cheaper for 11:30. Hitting Om Unit tomorrow as well?
>>67008852
There's likely a chance we actually know each other anyway haha.
>>67008962
>Not knowing how roaming works in this day and age
KYS faggot
can anybody tik me a cheeky tinny
>>67008998
Seems like you don't know either
>>67008978
Too right lad. Was first trumpet in my schools concert and stage bands. Not an easy piece.
>tfw the only player in the first XV to also be in any type of music
>3 choirs, 2 bands
Does anyone know these feels?
>>67009008
Only tik ounces breh, you good for it next month though yea?
>>67009008
Nah sis you'll have to find another way to pay up ;)
>>67008915
There is, but creating or downloading an editing entire teams because the makers of the game fucked the ratings up yet again isn't any fun.
>>67009016
bro can u do 3 for 50
Chiefs have the best fans and are going to win the comp
>>67009010
KYS faggot
>Meant to be playing a round with my best mate at Royal Queensland on Sunday
>haven't played golf in ages and know I'm going to suck
What should I do lads?
Execute all namefags.
>>67009027
3 tinnies for 50 in summer are you fucking serious? Do you want a free blow job as well?
>>67009013
Was 1st teams in rugby, cricket, football and waterpolo.
Also 1st team for debating and was in the choir.
desu, used to abandon practice for choir for the most part, citing sport practice as being more important to me, the school, blah blah. Just used to free myself up when we went to our sister schools and shit.
>>67009043
I'll take a blowjob.
>>67009032
Driving range tomorrow for you, but don't overdo it, as you'll be sore for Sunday and your swing will suck. Hit maybe 100-150 balls at the range and then practice your putting at home on Saturday evening.
What do you normally play off?
>Chiefs have the best fans and are going to win the comp
Sorry for the bad language you may have heard there.
>>67008989
fuck I'm tempted but left it a bit late for tonight. all good I was planning to go out tomorrow rather than tonight so I could definitely catch Om Unit depending how it goes
I doubt I know you though haha why would you think that? I go to the odd show but normally with mates
>>67009043
if you're offering
also is it indo
>>67009043
I'll take a bj too if you've got any spare
>these Australian pitches
>>67009029
This is goat spastic and you should KYS faggot.
>This shitty ground
>LE MELBOURNE IS LE SBORDING GABIDAL OF LE WORLD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67009069
No thanks I choke on small objects.
>>67009081
Kekd
>>67009032
suck him off
>>67009045
I'm guessing you were home schooled?
>>67009081
underage b& pls go
>the quality of this pitch
Disgraceful
kek lads
>>67009105
did you get the stadium GM explaining why the pitch is shithouse in NZ?
>>67009032
9 iron to the back of the head as soon as he turns away. He won't be telling ANYONE about your shitty swing.
>>67009058
>Chiefs
That's a pretty bad swear word round these parts
>>67009032
bend your knees lad
>>67009112
No we have nice pitches.
How are your nights going lads
>>67009123
30 games in 3 months, and the summer fucked up the grass
>>67009112
Nah didn't get that mate?
Did they build it on the overgrown sandpit in your back yard?
>>67009056
Used to play off 18 in highschool but now it's 10+ years later and have probably played 5 times in the last 10 years.
>>67009130
Kys devo cunt you sad fuck
Rebels will win the Aussie conference sisters and I'm a gigantic faggot.
>>67009099
Nah, some of us didn't flee from school because they were(and still are) a reject to society m8, some of us actually excelled.
>>67009131
Even your grass is a softcock.
>flick over to the rugby league
>"do it for the ANZACS Broncos" sign
Wut.
>>67009136
Hard to be sad in a bach desu
>>67009134
I think you're fucked sorry m8!
C H E E T O S
>>67009144
So you guys are looking for a new groundsman?
Because none of that is a real excuse other than our groundsman is trash
>>67009130
haven't touched a drop of alcohol or taken any drugs in yonks and had a craving to get high tonight
>>67009151
>your
not a cukctorian thank you very much
>>67009154
I bet you're new money waterways.
>>67009134
As he tees off on the first hole shout
I BANGED YOUR WIFE DARRYL I'M SO SORRY
Just got home from the pub lads, and it seems BOTH statscunt AND krazykuck have decided to impersonate me this time around
The tripcodes don't make them authentic, I would never use one you guys know that :)
>>67009169
Come round mate. Have some spliffs that I save for post coitus.
>>67009134
hows the new mrs going Gentleben?
Devvo God on nobel prize watch
>>67009173
No I meant the whole country.
