>be india
>be a massive shithole
>be really bad at cricket
>decide to focus on a shitty kid's version of the sport
>create a gigantic league
>spend billions of it
>make everything in the league super cringy
>have two teams banned for corruption
>have constant implications of match fixing
>still be a massive shithole despite all these shekels
>have to move the league out of india because india is a shithole
>be an indian
>still unironically watch this shit
>>67003522
That sucks, That shit was entertaining as fuck
>>67003662
>being an indian unironically
>>67003522
> Be me
> Be living in Sri Lanka during 2012
> Getting hooked to IPL cuz /cric/ is huge in S Asia
> Planned roundtrip next year to Bangalore to support RCB
> Forced to go to Dubai instead cuz muh money and muh corruption
Motherfucker. Why does India have to be so shit to not be able to host their own leagues? Thought they were supposed to be better than Pakistan FFS
>>67003522
At least Sikhs are still bro-tier
>United Arab Emirates
Disgusto
>>67003522
Indians on pooicide watch kek
How bad would things have to get in India before they meekly go back to the British and ask them to fix things?
Indians have ruined cricket. I'd rather watch golf than their pajama cricket.
>>67003788
Serious talk does the IPL actually appeal to americans? Because as a cricket fan that shit's some of the most embarrassing trite I've ever attempted to watch. It's like a movie that doesn't know whether it's supposed to be a piss-take or a serious film and ends up in this cringeworthy middle ground
Oh quit grizzling, the lot of you. At least you've got cricket. We don't have coverage of the IPL here but we do have incessant, orgasmic never-ending brain-deadening coverage of diveball. And you miserable sob-faggots are complaining . Get a grip.
good, the uae is in a better time zone
>>67007094
>We don't have coverage of the IPL here
it's on sky
>>67007094
skysports covers it
>>67007094
>At least you've got cricket.
Mate the county championship is on right now
>>67003522
You're basically making this up, aren't you? I mean, none of the very few news agencies that are covering this story are treating it with any real seriousness. What's more, the IPL has had matches overseas before (2009 and 2014) so it's not really news, is it?
>>67007106
>>67007127
Sky doesn't count. Murdoch is a money-grabbing, heartless evil git who is not gonna get his slimy, sweaty fists on a single penny of my money.
>>67007164
Srsly? Have you seen that shit? You're telling me that you religiously watch that crap rather than spend a minute watching the IPL? What do you kiwis put in your water? Cos it's numbing your braincells.
>>67007242
Do people actually want cricket back on TV in the UK? I was under the impression that it was dying and no one cared about it
I quite like sky because their coverage is evidently higher quality but I'd trade that in if England's going to lose all its players to football over the next generation
>>67007273
>religiously watch that crap
I don't, no one does, it's not even streamed
But it's cricket and it's on right now and it's in your country so quit your whining
>>67007276
>Do people actually want cricket back on TV in the UK?
Yes, they do. Trouble is they want it with TMS coverage because that is exponentially better than Sky. And that's never going to happen.
>... if England's going to lose all its players to football over the next generation
It's not. There's no room for English players in English football any more. The only qualification for playing in the EPL these days is that the pronouncability of your surname should be inversely proportional to any ability at diving you may have.
>DESIGNATED CRICKET STREETS
>>67007334
So, basically the same as the IPL in your country. Except that the IPL has better players (well, except for KP, of course), better drama and better coverage than the County Championships. And you're accusing me of whining? Bleeding hypocrite.
>>67003522
> be kiwi
> too soft for contact sport
> ok i'd better choose a different sport
> when that "sport" is cricket
> unironically watching any kind of cricket
> being unironically interested in what is essentially a weekend passtime
what's with the dumb pictures?
>>67007094
>>67007190
>>67007273
>>67007242
>>67007348
>>67007413
Nice pics /b/ro xD I love iFunny too
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-21/chris-gayle-names-baby-daughter-blush/7346542
The absolute fucking madman
>>67007413
idk man I'd watch the county games if they were streamed properly, the IPL is just too lame and indian for me
Also why are you so autistic?
>>67007437
>Nice pics /b/ro
Dank je wel. It's just that I've got a whole stash of them on my computer and I thought, "Why not use them and practice a bit of shitposting at the same time?" Seems fair to me.
>>67007447
>Also why are you so autistic?
It comes from watching too much county cricket.
>>67004907
The sub-continent would have to be about a mile under the ocean for that to happen.
>>67007488
not even, Indians are arrogant as fuck especially when it comes to dealing with their former masters
maybe people would want to go to sporting events in india if indians would stop pooping everywhere
>>67007242
>Murdoch is evil
>>67007276
People are predicting doomsday for cricket here because of sky but the fact is all the elite talent is produced by private schools down south and Yorkshire up north with the odd Lancastrian, it's nearly irrelevant that less people watch it from the sense of talent development because these kids where always going to play cricket anyways just because of how deep rooted it is in private schools and up north
>>67007062
cricket doesn't appeal to non-third worlders
POO
>>67007413
Fuck you're a wanker.
>>67003522
Anyone else read the thumbnail of that pic as IPL to be shitted out of India?
>>67007447
>I'd watch the county games if they were streamed properly
This. I've seen Indian school games with better streams on PooTube. They really need to sort it out. I could happily get comfy with some good county coverage.
>>67007443
Your fucking kidding me they named their daughter blush ? Kek mel must be on pooicide watch after hearing that
I don't give a shit about the sport but pls post more funny pics.
>>67010956
Please care about our sport pedro!
>>67010973
I will if you post more funny pics, Mr. Abo.
Sweet jesus this Britcunt's embarrassing. Average anti-football retard.
>>67010978
Sorry I left my funny pictures with my other can of petrol
>>67011009
God forbid if anyone is even slightly disinterested in wogball
>>67011061
There's a difference between being disinterested and being anti it.
I'm disinterested in a lot of sports, but I don't talk about them because I don't care. Regardless I was talking about where the sport's established, not your desert tundra.
>>67007443
good episode
is this the official /cric/ thread?
>>67008619
This, from a colonial third-worlder.
Who doesn't play cricket
>>67008696
Still, better than being a kiwi that doesn't understand punctuation.
>>67011360
Where's this from?
I'm writing a 200 words essay on birmanese animated images geared towards adults and need sources.
>>67010956
No.
Funny pics are lame.
Also, please watch our sport.
>>67003522
Why is this such a big deal? It's been held outside the country a couple times before in 2009 and 2014.
>>67011009
How dare you sir, I am not average.
>>67011419
No, it's the unofficial retard thread. Seems to be drawing them in like flies.
>>67007062
Americans are only vaguely aware that something called cricket exists
>>67011481
200 words?
Damn.
Don't strain yourself, will you?
>>67011610
Did you at least watch our t20 all stars comp ? Mr BSA ?
Its the Lefties up to their tricks as usual. This year there is a drought in one state (Mumbai Indians and Pune).
These motherfucking lefties filed so many cases in the Supreme Court saying 'muh IPL is wasting water' (It's not, they're actually being very nice about it) Fuck this meme country senpai.
>>67011700
>there are leftists in India
I don't understand anything in this thread.
>>67011714
there are literally communist guerillas operating in parts of india
>>67011777
Well, no, how could you?
Most of it's in English.
>>67011901
Oh, be fair, there are literally muslim terrorists operating in parts of Germany.
It's just that we're much too polite to mention it.
>>67004726
when will this meme end?
>>67011777
Pls watch our sport
>le meme batting and shitty bowling
Being an RCB fan is bipolar
POOr India.
>>67011777
Basically imagine if MLB decided to hold an entire season outside of the USA because the infrastructure was too shit and the government too corrupt.
>>67011419
Yes it is
>>67013283
Please dont give 9gag tier answers when you too don't know shit
One of the state is facing heavy drought this year so BCCI is "considering" shifting IPL next year to UAE if things doesnt get better(drought)
>>67013899
So, to avoid a drought in part of their region, they're moving the whole competition to a country that is almost entirely desert.
Sounds fair.
>>67007425
>>67007437
>>67011633
>>67011009
Did someone open their time capsule of funniest /b/ images from ten years ago? Please take them with you directly to 9gag and get lost.
>>67018147
No, I think I'll just keep posting what I've got until you can come up with something better. Which could take some time. Faggott.
In the meantime, here's something from the archives.
>>67011481
Futabu! Don't remember which episode
it's futanari (chicks with dicks)
>>67003522
Back to lebbit Daniel
>>67007273
He's a delusional hipster faggot who has literally admitted to liking test cricket because no one watches it
>>67023654
>>67023705
A bit late today statscunt
>>67019752
Second one. I know because I've watched them all several times. Credit to how closely it follow the doujins for the most part.
>>67024669
>A bit late today statscunt
...and still with nothing to say.
Good job you've got me here.
>>67003522
The Indian cricket league of the Arabian Emirates
>>67011643
i watch cricket games that are on tv at the indian buffet i go to sometimes
>>67012083
They are god-tier immigrants as far as Western countries are concerned - polite, moral, keep to themselves without full on isolating, learn the language, preserve their culture while respecting the host one
Yes you get outlier like the hardcore 'let's bomb planes muh khalistan' types and wannabe nignogs, but for the most part...I'd rather be surrounded by Sikhs than scammy Somalis or street-shitting Mainland Chinks
>>67012214
pls poo in loo
>>67029794
>live in ottawa
>somalis and arabs everywhere now
pls kill me
