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>>67002322
Yup. Fuck the bandwagon cunts.
>rags
>>67002350
>image.jpg
>R>A>G>S
>A
>G
>S
>rags
>wongs
>Finnish goaltending
Brent "le epic randum pizza man ftw" Burns
F
>rags
>a
>g
>s
NHL Public Relations
@PR_NHL
Via @EliasSports: @TBLightning/@DetroitRedWings series was tied or within one goal for 89.3% of playing time (267:48 of 300:00). #TBLvsDET
Pretty fucking fun series desu
>>67002470
Pretty crazy numbers.
>>67002495
If that meme blowout hadn't happened it would have been WAY higher too which is actually ridiuclous.
THE BREADMAN AS THEY CALL HIM
>>67002470
Yeah it's been an emotional rollercoaster.
>JUST
>>67002508
Remove game two and it would probably be around 95%
F
Is there any team more stinky smelly beaner crybaby homo in all of sports?
>w-we gooned it up but we should still get and even number of p-power plays, that's what the r-refs normally do for us
>p-poo doughty is e-elite, just don't look at his atrocious stats, he has a high hockey i-intelligence
>>67002535
>analslime doing exactly what the did in the regular season in the post season
>>67002589
Isn't it great m8
>rags
>>67002628
No, I hate the cucks 2bh
>>67002440
>Mrazek had anything to do on that lost.
No one else tried on the team. The vets are burned out, Larkin can't play more than 50 games a season and everyone else doesn't know what winning is.
>>67002565
>It was 3-0
>>67002628
see ya in the finals, ducksbro
>>67002683
>Larkin can't play more than 50 games a season
I'm pretty excited to see Larkin play going forward desu as he builds up his strength, stamina, etc. Way too many people on the team were fucking invisible in that series though.
>tfw the pongs start blowing teams out in the playoffs too
we coming for that ass next craps
>>67002706
Tatar and Goose were completely invivisble.
>mfw >rags, cuckhawks, and detoilet all get booted in the first round
>>67002535
Pls turn it around Saturday. Pls.
All of my pro teams are Tennessee teams. My life is pain. FFS at least let the Perds get to the second round.
>>67002743
forgot kongs, this will be the best year
>>67002701
I hope either pens or bolts make it out of the east.
>>67002660
Cry then.
>rags
>rags
>RAGS
>DETOILET
>>67002660
>Spencer
>>67002755
make the NHL great again
>>67002701
>He thinks Analheim has a chance against St. Louis.
>He thinks the Pongs won't get shut out by the Caps
Kek
>>67002798
>swedish tears
>>67002753
Sorry m8, if they had stepped up and at least made this an OT loss then I'd say maybe. After giving up a 2-0 lead at home the perds are broken. Ducks in 6.
>>67002699
>it was not >our year
Irrelevant desu
>"I know the theme today is ‘San Jose’s power play.’ I’d say the game for me is ‘how come we didn’t have more?’ We have a good power play, too."
>I know we suck on the PK and we can't stay out of the box because once we start losing we only know how to start taking cheap shots and do shit after the whistle, but the refs should really go easier on us and call some more on the other team to balance it
Reminder that now even your coach is bitching to try and get the refs on your side
Reminder that he is an elite scoring center and will pot 40 goals next year.
>>67002829
>He thinks Dallas won't destroy st. Louis in round.
>he thinks the choke-it-alls won't choke
>>67002829
Just like the Caps shut out the penguins the last two times they met? :^)
>>67002753
It's not looking good for the Perds. Anaheim has improved as the series progressed while Nashville is playing worse. Anaheim's defense has really tightened up after playing like shit in games 1 and 2. Nashville's only chance is if they can finally score on some of their gorillion power plays per game.
>>67002851
>Sharks get PPs on incredibly borderline calls especially in a playoff game
>Don't get called for blatant trips, hooks, slashes, and holds
M-muh special teams
>>67002921
they'll get another 8 cracks at it in game 5
>>67002733
Not completely. Goose got loose in game 4.
>>67002826
>rags
>laffs
>back parise
>>67002871
40 goals in the AHL maybe. :^)
>>67002925
pot, meet kettle
>>67002565
>Drew "The white turnover machine" Doughty
>>67002871
Please God let this post be true
>>67002977
Tfw they still go 0/8
>>67003132
Reffing has been bad both ways, but that missed trip last game was ridiculous
F
>>67003035
what exactly are you trying to say?
>>67003168
i agree desu
>>67003168
>Muh refpuck
Stay cucked senpai.
>>67003168
Refs were awful in the Tampa and Detroit series as well.
>>67002871
>Galchenyuk continues to improve
>Habs draft Dubois
>Put them together for their careers
>get (more)cups
>>67003035
There's also >qu4ck in the background
>>67003184
Exactly what I said.
Do the wild have a chance?
moika kainki ! ruoka apu apustaja toit tännän ilta pala ruoka apu apustukekksi han purillaisten , käärrö tor ttun aj oransi ja ffan .
>>67003237
at winning the golf meetup, sure
>>67003199
>The habs would ever draft a good old Québécois in the first round
>They won't go with Vancouver Giants boy Tyler Benson because muh Gallagher came from there.
>>67003198
Yeah, it was hilarious in tonight's game though because it always had the opposite of the intended effect. So many short handed chances.
didnt that ref wave it off right away?
>>67002925
>whistle blown
>kongs come I'm 5 seconds later throwing hands in faces, jabbing, and pushing
>refs don't put up with it
>continue to do it and get called for it
>OMG TERRIBLE OFFICIATING SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
Meanwhile...
>quick embellishes interference on nieto (not saying it wasn't interference also)
>gifted a goal on interference
It has literally been that way all series wit post-whistle play. The kongs are one of the most undisciplined teams in the league with that stuff. If it gets called early, why keep doing it?
Blues in charge of choking
>>67002589
Kill yourself Faggotcuck
>>67003198
They've also been terrible in the ducks preds
>>67003338
>being this mad
>>67002826
Is that Elsa in the far left?
>>67002753
Will they ever stop playing Jump Around at hockey games? I know the horns from the Harlem Shuffle sound cool echoing in an arena but fuck, find something new.
>>67003306
>Mad
>At playoff physicality
>>67003349
Yeah but the ducks won regardless
F
Dats is based
>>67003388
Actually the opposite. Sharks are doing a great job being physical during play, and are drawing penalties because the kongs are doing it on the wrong side of the whistle, so I'm loving the physical play from both sides.
>>67003396
Okay? Doesn't change the point
F
Thanks for the memories
t. /laffs/bro
>>67003511
Bodes well that they can still win even with the refs against them though.
F
>rags
Post incosable goalies pls
>>67003576
Hopefully the refs start treating the perds like the goon squad after the last couple games. Anaheim has stopped chirping to the refs. Perds lost it towards the end of tonight's game with Weber's cheapshot and general chimping out once Anaheim went up 4-1.
>>67003652
>>67003695
Agreed, LGD
>>67002871
> implying his abusive girlfriend would let him be elite
> implying Hasb will be anything close to cup ready
>>67003636
Nice flag loser
F
>>67003727
>mfw he is so cucked he apologized for being beat up
>>67003707
did he get pulled again, wasn't watcing
Hey guys new poster here. Why do they calk Lundqvist "king"?
>>67003766
>rags
If you don't respect datsyuk and what he brought to the game you need to leave /hoc/
You probably don't like the wings. But he was a star player. Rip magic man
>>67003731
>tfw in the same country as the >rags
>>67003731
An American team will win the cup again.
>Kill yourself Faggotcuck
>>67003766
yep
hes done ;_;
Why are people posting "F"?
"F" for faggot Datsyuk?
>>67003814
>le glass slav
Overrated as fuck
>>67003880
F for Finnish goaltending
>>67002350
Turn their flair grey, mods.
>>67003879
Time to blow up the team
>>67003814
>what he brought to the game
reddit tier memery?
Does anyone think the blose can tie this up?
>>67004184
Yes
t. blues bandwagon
>NBCSN cuts to commercial as local announcer is ripping the league's scheduling
>>67004184
Please
I want OT so I can keep procrastinating
>>67003814
i mean, he had neat highlights every now and then
that was cool i guess
>>67004253
just finish your 50 word essay anon, we're here to help if you need it
>>67004240
Good, it's bad enough these Comcast cunts make us listen to the Chicago homers. Cutting off whining is merciful.
>>67004240
his whole complaint is "wwaaaaaah i have to stay up past 10 on a school night"
>>67004339
All shit aside, NHL is pretty garbage at scheduling games esp. in regular season
>>67004288
Uh excuse me. It's 250 words thank you very much
>>67004421
It should be against the rules for least coast teams to make western teams play afternoon games
>Flyers weren't the first team eliminated.
I am happy with these playoffs.
BLUES
L
U
E
S
>>67004597
Do you think his blood clots stop him from having sex?
Anyone been keeping up on their favorite player's offseason? Brad Marchand made highlight reel of his first couple weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XyCKjwQSKc
Reminder that it's impossible to be a dynasty if you never defend your title
>IT WAS 3-1
OGRE NOW
Pls score blows
>2,5 in 5.5
>No back-to-back
>"Dynasty"
>>67004791
name another franchise to do anything similar post salary cap
>>67005064
If you can tell me another franchise claiming to currently be a dynasty, I will tell you why they are wrong
>>67004709
Honestly whoever wins the Isles/Kittens series is gonna win the East, because the Pens/Caps will kill each other and
>blots
Good luck getting past the Western team, though.
>>67002706
Invisible, or worse. If you took a shot every time Ericsson fucked up you'd wind up with liver damage.
>>67005099
so you don't deny the hawks are the winningest team post cap era?
>>67005148
No because they are, but that's not the claim chiraqis make. Just because you're the most successful post-cap team doesn't mean you're a dynasty.
>>67005064
>muh "modern" dynasty
You are the New Jersey of the 2010s
>>67005187
never claimed to be a dynasty desu
just glad my team brought us 3 cups while I watched
>>67005246
thats not what we're talking about but thank's for your contribution
What did I do to deserve this?
>>67005252
>rags
>>67002565
I wish I had a man lover to kiss on the lips
>>67005304
what are we talking about then?
>>67005350
>rags
Huomenta
>>67005115
nah
whoever wins pens/caps is going to win the stanley cup
>>67005064
I can't. They are the most successful in the cap era, but that doesn't mean the standards for a dynasty have to be watered down because of the cap.
The 90s Wings weren't considered a dynasty even though they won 3 in 6 AND they defended their title (Something Chicago has not done)
>>67005433
goodnight
>>67005433
faggot
>>67003883
>>67003945
>>67004274
>did not watch any of his career
I dont even know what to say to you faggots
>easily the best wong since mid 2000's
>learned from stevie, shanahan, fedorov, lidstrom, hull, robataille, larionov
>dekes like nobody ive seen before or since
154th for >rags
When is the >rags elimination game? Saturday?
156 for >rags
>Having shit day
>Check NHL scores
>See >rags BTFO 5-0
>Day not so bad anymore
Finnpuck final game 4 tonight family
>Poos
>>67005904
>a fucking axe
That's such bullshit they can stop the game to clean the ice after an icing. They need to amend that so it's the first non-icing whistle after the 10 minute mark.
F Prince
F Datsjuk
Why the fuck is this Blues game still going
>>67006128
that's called overtime my american friend, the game is over when someone scores a goal
>>67006182
Turpa kiinni homo
>>67005985
>mad at snow
Enjoy your bouncing puck
>>67006128
No 3 on 3 meme hockey or shootout gimmicks in the playoffs
>>67006187
has there any been games this playoffs gone to OT2?
First multi-OT game of this postseason
Time to get comfy
How to fix the Wings in one off-season:
-Trade Datsyuk's cap to a floor team
-Let Helm, Richards, Andersson, and Quincey walk
-Trade Smith to Florida because they're dumb and would love the marketing gimmick
-Sign Stamkos
-Buy out Ericsson/trade him and retain salary
-Force Kronwall and Zetterberg into retirement
-Sign Yandle
-Murder the current PP coach
-Try to trade Mrazek for a quality defenseman (Howard has negative value, not worth trading)
-Sign Lucic?
There. Contenders by next playoffs.
>>67006519
Are there even any floor teams left in the league?
>>67006519
I still think they might be able to meme some idiot like Benning into taking Howard.
>>67006291
ill fuckin cut u pekka
>>67006541
Phoenix, I think, maybe Carolina.
Doesn't even have to be a floor team. $0 real dollars will be given to Datsyuk, so I'm sure there's at least one rebuilding team that would gladly give away the cap space they're not using for a mid-round pick or two.
>>67006541
Yotes lose Pronger, maybe they'll take him
>>67006519
>>67006541
what is a floor team
>>67002350
F
Wew lads, that 2OT was fun to watch.
>BLUES ARE CHOKING AGAIN
>people actually believed in brian elliott
>Double overtime lead up to that meme goal
Blues are garbage desu
>>67006718
There are teams in the league who are so cheap that they'll pick up contracts of players who don't play just to hit the CBA minimum for payroll.
See: Phoenix and how they've carried Pronger's contact for a few years now.
RAPED
A
P
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D
>>67006718
The NHL requires you to spend x% of the cap to avoid teams like the Astros.
blues got raperinoed
>rapist
Shiiiit great move, shame the blues defenseman stepped on the goalies stick, might have gotten over in time but his push got cancelled out by that
>>67006839
Bouwmeester, 1st star of the night.
>Being surprised that the poos are choking in the playoffs
>>67006832
>>67006829
>>67006818
>Kane is a rapist meme
The charges were dropped stop this please
Shorks snd bLOSE, two peas in a pod
>>67006718
A team that pays the minimum total team salary allowed (the "floor", as opposed to the "cap"). These teams will sometimes take on dead contracts (such as that of an injured player) to get to the floor without actually having to pay real money to somebody.
Lookie there, the Blackhawk fans are back.
Be bigger memes.
>rags
>lelqvist
>>67006898
good morning pekka
you faggots didnt count us out did you?
>noted fag lyncher Andrew Shaw triggers SJWs in game 4
>his rapist teammate scores the OT GWG in game 5
SJWs bleeeeeeeeeown the fuck out. I'm expecting a Shaw hat trick in game 6.
>>67006873
brian elliott might press charges tbqh
>People expected the Blues to win anything in the post-season
I know most of you are stupid new retards from Rebbit but this has been happening since the 90s.
yep it's going to be dullass - blackcocks in the 2nd round
>>67006919
Still do.
STYLIN ON YOU
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>pull the curtains aside
>see this
what do?
blues might actually choke this away
ugh wow
>>67006873
He beat up a cab driver just to not pay $15 for a fare, so it's not like he isn't trash anyway.
>>67007002
i'll let him rape me
>>67007002
shoot him with my remy
no fucking rapists allowed in my house
>>67007002
TAMPER WITH THE EVIDENCE
>>67007002
Kane used to be so cute. What happened?
>>67007002
>Height: 5'10
Probably laugh.
>>67007002
Ask why I'm living in an igloo because I am not a snow nigger
>>67007018
no, he beat him a cabbie because the cabbie didn't have 15 cent change
finland > canada
>>67007007
Saturday is judgement day. Either St. Louis finishes this off or it goes to a game seven.
This could turn into 2013 all over again
>>67007060
or you know, any other year ever
fucking bloes fans
>>67007070
>Implying I am a Bloos fan
I was more drawing the parallel to the series against Detroit but sure whatever
>>67007070
Really desperate to believe you don't have a 1/4 chance of winning at best right now, aren't you shitcongo?
>>67007060
Saturday could be chiraq elimination day AND >rags elimination day
That last goal by Kane was fucking absurd.
God. Fucking. Damn.
I may hate him, but the kid can fucking play.
>Bloos
>>67007101
He literally broke that one guys ankles.
He fucking juked that defender out
Anyone got a video of Kane's game winning goal?
>>67007090
Agreed for the >rags but not so much for chiraq, because that would imply blose making it past the first round.
alright beddy bye time, sweet dreams /hoc/
>rags
Fucking disgusting
Sportsnet Stats Compte certifié
@SNstats
#Blackhawks improve to 12-3 when facing elimination since the start of 2010 playoffs.
God damnit.
post yfw Los Pantheras win the Stanle Ycup
>tfw people are still sleeping on the wild
Even reddit isn't this clueless.
>>67007153
game 6 at the UC
who knows in game 7
feels pretty good desu
>>67007153
So in 5 years they got eliminated 3 times? That means they're very good at delaying the inevitable.
Kings
>>67007151
so good
>>67007157
hope you're right then the canes can gain 1 draft spot
>>67007151
>>67007151
>Causes one defender to fall over his ass
>Gets boxed in by two others
>Still gets a shot off
>Darts around to the other side of the goal to shoot the puke in
Jesus the Blues really were just running of fumes to let Kane do that to them.
Eric Hornick
@ehornick
Duncan Keith has played over 40 minutes for the 7th time (tied w Chris Pronger for most-ever in the real time era) #blackhaawks #blues #NHL
>>67007156
Pic related
>>67007153
Those 3 losses piss me off irrationally and I don't know why other than I feel like that stat is misleading.
>>67007166
6 years.
What's the Canucks record in that time?
Also I found your tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk_UfxoouAU
Non ant video, with sound.
>>67007151
>that first defender
>>67006519
And I thought leafs fans were delusional.
>>67007151
Lmao what the fuck is Elliott doing..
>>67007151
>>67007204
Bettman ordered 7 games.
>>67007166
>canadia cannot into maths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
>>67007204
His defender was sitting on his stick
Go jaguars super bowl 51
>>67007181
>puke
>>67007151
>>67007204
His own defender was standing on his stick so he was concentrating on getting it free as opposed to looking for the puck.
Why do Chicago fans support a rapist? Don't they know how problematic that is?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHOKE BLUES RERREEEEEEEEV
>>67007218
nah, he just lost track of the puck because the dumbass in front of him didn't move, so he couldn't whip around with his stick in time
