UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
NEWS
>Goob isn't retired (if only)
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11478120/conor-mcgregor-issues-statement-after-being-pulled-from-ufc-200
>The UFC has officially pulled the plug on the Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481106/report-ufc-officially-pulls-the-plug-on-nate-diaz-vs-conor-mcgregor
>Rory MacDonald preparing to beat Steven Thompson, wants to renegotiate and win the title this year
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/04/more-money-title-shot-win-over-thompson-pushing-ufc-fight-night-89s-rory-macdonald
>UFC on Fox 19 pulls double Premier Boxing despite a number of fights being removed from the card
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/21/11481722/ufc-does-2-5-million-viewers-for-ufc-on-fox-19-event
>Khabib offered GSP for UFC 200
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/21/11477760/khabib-nurmagomedov-was-offered-me-george-st-pierre-or-diaz-for-ufc-200-mma-news
INFORMATION OF NOTE:
>the necropolis of boxing
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHA
First for MacKenzie
First for bangbro
>>66997347
>making it 13 posts early so adan doesn't shitpost his thread
good lad
ngannou
Superior thread here
>>66997186
>>66997186
>>66997186
>>66997186
> 2.5 million viewers
If you look at Rashad's career, he's been somewhat of a solid draw.
>>66997347
>Not checking the catalogue before making a thread
The other one was made first, but what one do we use?
I usually don't do interviews with womens unless I fornicates with them
So you shouldn't talk any more
Unless you wanna... you know
haha
strawpoll important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
http://www.strawpoll.me/10012693
Anthony Pettis is fighting this weekend
I completely forgot until I saw him in the embedded
Is he headed down the Brendan Frasier path?
penis
>>66997510
nah
it was only one loss
>>66997531
Lost 2 in a row pretty embarrassing
Jones was wearing lifts in his shoes for the staredown with OSP.
>>66997453
>STOP GLORIFYING RATS
does Arlovski mean "the jews" by this?
>you now remember showtime memepiss was supposed to be a big megastar
kek
>>66997453
>Diego Sanchez is still alive and fighting
>>66997588
My sides
i'm depressed
>>66997600
Based springbok bro
>>66997600
Who is this blue eyed qt girl
>>66997659
Get into cage fighting, burn out, and then self destruct spectacularly
>>66997378
this. bangbro is based
>>66997588
Hard to be a champ when he can't wrestle, clinch, or even defend a takedown. How in the hell did he armbar Bendo?
>>66997683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcpL4AjPK2s
>>66997588
>we will never get to see Khabib absolutely assrape him into retirement
>>66997347
Hello /Heem/ anon has refered me to this thread.
My question is:
I am on a quest to find a Martial arts self defence that combines aikido/grappling with punching, kicking, kneeing, elbowing, the works, that aslso teaches you to defend against weapon users.
Like CQC but then real.
My main answers is:
-No MMA Krav Maga
-Systema
-And Hapkido
What does /Heem anons think I should learn?
--------------------------------
I wish to learn how to disarm any type of attacker at any situation, without pain to the opponent most preferably.
I wish to learn, the reality based version of CQC
Is Jon Jones gay?
>>66997653
why do americans measure things in "cups" that shit really triggers my autism
>>66997531
He lost to a Bellator guy after getting beat like a bum to lose the title.
>>66997714
loser
>>66997699
>spectacularly
Teach me how.
>>66997705
He can throw up submissions
But its about POSITION
NOT SUBMISSION
>>66997735
>noko in name field
RRREEEEEEE etc
>>66997705
>Hard to be a champ when he can't wrestle, clinch, or even defend a takedown. How in the hell did he knockout aldo?
>mfw someone will say this in a year
>mfw conair becomes pettis tier bust
>>66997510
Getting intentionally grapplefucked by Eddie Alvarez I think immediately grants you JUST powers
Schaubposting is on its last legs
He was on JRE today and nobody gave a fuck
Glorious times. We are evolving and it's making me so happy.
>>66997735
Why do you need it? Holland is safe af.
>>66997735
>Akido
http://time.com/4298235/ronda-rousey-2016-time-100/
>Imagine if we could teach our daughters to value their bodies for what they can do, not for how others think they look. Could Ronda be the one to finally help us understand that as females, we define the word feminine and that it doesn’t define us?
Who /STRONGWOMYN/ here?
>>66997780
Thats because he's been an especially whiny little bitch as of late
And he's gone keto
>>66997735
don't post snakes they scare me
>>66997773
Honest Question: Is Pettis' showtime kick more impressive than Conor's destruction of manletweight? Because that will determine who is remembered better.
>>66997791
But it wont teach me how to punch and kick, and I already have done AIKIDO. It's Great.
Anyone got the Henderson fedor finish?
>>66997813
>And I recommend you immediately get a tattoo of Ronda’s full “DNB” quote in which she explains that every muscle in her body serves a purpose and the way she looks is just a by-product.
Who is hiring these people?
>>66997821
>>66997833
just take up kickboxing/muay thai and BJJ
enough with this meme asian kung fu shit
What if Jon loses?
>>66997868
>What if Jon loses?
>>66997858
Tina fey wrote it.
>>66997867
Muay Thai is my fave form of boxing, however it wont teach you grappling and the sorts beyond clinching for knee's.
>>66997829
He did it to a grown cardio man who regenerates chin by fixing his hair
>>66997896
Have you tried touchbutt in the park? It encompasses a huge variety of movements from a number of different disciplines.
>>66997910
>Have you tried touchbutt in the park?
>tried touchbutt in the park?
>touchbutt in the park?
>touchbutt
Wut
>>66997883
He's been out for like 2 years. OSP has been fighting. He could easily catch him in he lands a cheeky punch in RND1 by blacksploding.
>>66997971
>>66997941
hahaha you're so funny
Could GSP wrestle rape Lawler, or is his TD defense too good?
>>66998007
>German pretending to know what is funny
:^)
>>66997735
You might be better off asking >>>/asp/ if they have a thread up amongst all the mandrama. This thread is more for the discussion rather than practice of MMA, especially currently with all the McGoobs drama
>>66998024
ahh man really got me there with your chinese cartoon image reaction
>>66997902
>bendo goes to lellator
>becomes champ
>pettis loses to cerrone, khabib and ferguson in succession
>pettis goes to lellator
>fights bendo for rematch shekels
>lands another showtime kick
>becomes champ again
>>66998044
>North Korean cartoon
FTFY
>Chris Weidman's dad singing him a song to the tune of Prince's "Kiss"
You don't have to beat Luke to be My Boy / You don't have to win fights to bring me joy
Help me finish these lyrics, /heem/
>>66998036
Oh okay, thnx anyway.
>>66997653
>>66997588
>>66997705
Sounds like we got some butt hurt going on here
>>66998079
>macadamian wall etchings
>>66998098
there are people who trane so you still might get decent answers, it's just a memey time currently
>>66997813
>Time Magazine
National Enquirer tier at this point 3bh
>>66998105
>Not Peruvian street stopmotions.
>>66997714
ahahaahhhah fucking ridiculous ass bitch i want to see her get heemed
>41 minutes
my sides man that voice
>>66997742
I think Schaub is gay
>>66997813
It's just bait. By now I learned to react positively to the articles that support my viewpoint and be numb to those that don't.
Always think "What does the author seek to accomplish with this?" before reading anything. The power is yours faм.
is ngannouposting the new schaubposting?
Even in denying the to take the platform to generate memery the man still provides. Jesus christ
>Schaub is on joes meme keto diet
Who /SCHAUB SLIMDOWN/?
>>66998296
>make a career out of fighting midgets that are smaller weaker and have a shorter reach than you
>lose to someone your own size
>b..bbbut he's bigger den me yeh
>>66998296
he did provide a ton of hype. if im dana i let him just come to the ny conference but fine him like 250k or something to save face
>>66998325
>keto
>slimdown
absolutely shitkaant
>>66998357
Dyel?
>>66998327
Funny thing is Conor will have to make his way back on the show if he fights for the UFC again
>>66998345
DAVID VS GOLIATH YE
>>66998345
>It's a British poster with a retarded opinion
I'll smile the day when this isn't the norm.
>Somehow people don't give shit to Mickey Mouse or Jones for doing the same
![4691960-1467005628-maxre[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZlbhhLC.jpg "4691960-1467005628-maxre[2].jpg")
>>66998345
>""""""lose to someone your own size"""""""""
>>66998376
I carb
>>66998139
>arguing about memes on a board for extraterrestrial cryptography
>>66998435
Got it.
>>66998448
Don't get smart with me, boy
>>66998339
Do you think people in that town are unphased by conors presence now? they just give a nod and maybe say "morning, conor"
OSP's lisp and sleepy demeanor are endearing desu. I hope he beats Jones and is real nonchalant about it.
>>66998446
>Not arguing about meta-terrestrial spatial rendering meme's
>>66998339
>entire game slayed
>>66998476
Why would some dyel memer intimidate anybody? I truly and unironically pity your existence.
>>66998345
dustin and holloway are bigger
Could Nate Diaz make 145 if he killed himself to the extent that McGregor did?
>>66998345
s-still comin for dat lightweight belt, yeah
>>66998345
Yeah, Fuck Jon Jones.
>>66998498
i was thinking the exact same thing. sending my powerful meme magic to OSP
I thought Jon and OSP were the same height wtf
>>66998339
>le unretired man
>>66998512
>2016
>doing anything, including existing, unironically
>>66998478
bet 99% don't even know who he is
https://youtu.be/Ai3J3-1We1g
>3:31
>that jones dive
JUST
he really is embarrassing at any athletic endeavour other than mma
>>66998590
>>66998650
he has a really small benis. disappointed desu, holly deserves better
>>66998622
I'm sorry about your life. It can get better if you choose to make it better.
>>66998536
There's no way he could have KOd RDA right? I mean there's a big difference between 155 and 170, but RDA is a monster the likes of which McGreggor never faced.
>>66998678
>the only men with reach even comparable to Jones are literal heavyweights
wew
>>66995371
I just feel the need to point out that her name is Valentina
Some little fuck tried to break into my house today but ran away before i knew what was happening. fuck i wish i could have heemed the little fuck, at least he ran away scared
>>66998678
that graph makes DC really fucking impressive desu
>>66998743
Wish he would move up. LHW is a graveyard outside the top 5.
>>66998758
I hope you have a gun.
>>66998721
Denis Siver took McMeme down twice. RDA would have absolutely had his way with him.
>>66998678
lad look at them standing side by side in the face off
https://youtu.be/KvDv8IQUAJM?t=19
jones is wearing shoes that give him an extra 1-2 inches on OSP but their arms look literally identical
there's a good chance that jones is going to get slept this fight
>>66998678
>Proven once and for all that the only one doing what they're accusing McGoober of doing is Jones
Wew lad, this is sad. If he moved to HW he would get fucking obliterated.
At least Goober tried and failed, Jones is a punk ass bish nigga who won't even try.
>>66998721
RDA isn't a Diaz. He would've been knocked the fuck out at 155.
Conor has power behind his hands, it's just that any kind of KO power is meaningless against the Diaz brothers.
>>66998694
Yeah, but you killing yourself is up to you
>>66998763
They need another heavyweight season of TUF. Do men's heavyweight and men's flyweight for memes.
>>66998758
At least you americucks have guns. Fuck man, I really wish that shit was legal here. Dark times are coming.
>>66998793
Siver also did Sambo
>tfw celebrating my brithday with 197
>>66998775
need to get one, little fucking worms make me sick
is colin mcguillity a laughing stock
>>66998829
can you get a cheeky hunting shotgun or something?
>>66998829
Not for long. Once Hillary becomes president I don't see another party winning for a long time. Our guns will be gone soon.
>>66998882
You think deer dont have rights in denmark?
So we're all agreed, Nurmagomedov is #1 P4P and perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
>>66998882
Psh, are you kidding? Danes have a hard time obtaining donuts.
The only reason the Danes haven't killed themselves as a nation yet is because the Swedes are doing that and because the only people that hate them more than they hate themselves are, you've guessed it, the Swedes.
Danes are a funky breed.
>>66998882
Maybe. I'll sure as fuck try, but that's not the only problem. You also can't legally defend yourself, even if someone breaks into your place.
>>66998758
you wouldnt do shit you pussy you clearly knew what washappening know youre trying to fix your deflated ego
>>66998944
He dominated Darrell Horcher so bad he made him look like a full time sheet metal worker.
>>66998944
>Yet ANOTHER Brit with a retarded opinon
Will you people fucking quit pestering /heem/ and MMA in general with your mental ailments? Good lord.
>"analysts" ranked McGregor higher p4p than Daniel Cormier
>>66998981
>23-0, undefeated
>longest undefeated streak in MMA history (NOTE: NOT WIN STREAK)
>uncrowned lightweight champ
He's the GOAT
>>66997813
>>Imagine if we could teach our daughters to value their bodies for what they can do
That's perverted.
>>66999014
DC is a weird one
He can beat top Heavyweights but not Jon Jones?
Doesn't make sense
>>66999016
He'll get heem'd once he faces big names.
Guy's a fraud. I was right about everything I said so far and my only regret is not screencapping my own posts.
But I'll cap this one. Khabib will get exposed. If not this year, the next one.
>>66999041
Rewatch the fight
![e0b44e2a26[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/71fUBpK.png "e0b44e2a26[1].png")
Hey /heem/, Olivier Busquet and JC Alvarado (two pro poker players) will be having an MMA match at 9pm ET. If you interested in watching 2 absolute muppets with minimal experience fight each other for large amounts of money, you can check it out at the link below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okYmm56tH-s&feature=youtu.be
>>66999016
>Brit fabricating muslim accomplishments
Colour me surprised
>>66999053
DC was thoroughly outclassed
>>66999051
Khabib already beat the LW champ, what other "big names" are there?
>>66999094
I know right?
>>66999041
dc 2nd best fighter p4p
>>66998944
His only notable win was against RDA
POST UNPOPULAR OPINIONS
>Pettis beat RDA
>DC beat Jones
>Jbj murdered gustafsson
>Round 1 of McGregor/mendes was a 10-8 in favor of Chad
>>66999041
Jon Jones is #1 p4p God of mma
>>66999162
>Round 1 of McGregor/mendes was a 10-8 in favor of Chad
How is that an unpopular opinion?
Imagine how crushed Conor is going to be when he comes back for UFC 202 after learning he can't strong arm Fertittas.
>>66999162
>unpopular
>posts retarded opinions
>>66999160
>his only notable win was against the LW champ
It's the only win that matters
No one else in the division has a more meaningful win
>>66999153
He hasn't beaten the elite HWs or the #1 LHW
Jon Jones is #1 and DJ, the boring manlet fuck would be #2 and Cruz would be #3
Khabib is ranked #0, he's in a class of his own
>>66999201
needs to start fighting heavyweights soon
The hype with DC is cringey, no one is buying it and it's fake as fuck
>>66999162
thats just spitting out legit lies.
>>66998339
i think the UFC already made their move
why are irishmen so stupid?
>>66999227
name of girl?
>>66999162
Aldo would light McGoober up in a rematch.
>>66999244
Diaz would fuck Khabib up
So wait, what is the opinion on sambo here? Is it a meme MA or what?
>>66999324
Only girl you need to know is albu
>>66998645
nah, people who don't watch MMA were all talking about him before and after the fight with Diaz
It's quite annoying
>>66998478
I was in the lockup in the sheriffs court one time and this guy who trained MMA was talking about him, predicted he'd get knocked out sooner or later (this was last year, March)
>>66999353
Khabib isn't a featherweight
>>66999227
You can rewatch the fight on youtube if you want, a lot more of the first round took place on the feet than people seem to remember
>>66999382
Diaz and Khabib are both lw fambam
>>66999372
If Sambo was easy, it'd be called BJJ
>>66999324
gus davidson
>>66999397
I was referring to Diaz hype being born out of him recently submitting a FW (Conner)
>>66999379
is that crossfit
>>66999382
I thought it was funny how Conor was saying he could go all day and then he gassed in the second round.
>>66999372
Im sambo so its legit
>>66999411
This
brehs
>>66997735
>akido
>>66999494
would
>>66999494
>>66999494
Disgusting face. And she is rolling her shorts like a middle school girl.
>>66999494
are Italians white?
Kinda cool that Anderson became shit, now we get all sorts of nice meme match-ups we wouldn't have gotten before like him vs Diaz, Bisping and now Uriah Hall
>>66999494
>there are """""""men""""""" on /heem/ who would not raise her son
>>66999494
disgusting
>>66999558
adorable
>>66999558
so fucking qt
>>66999473
Not even the most ludicrous thing he's said about his ability
>RDA will be defending his title exclusively on UFC Fight Pass
Biggest flop as a champion ever
>>66998339
shut up and fight manlet
>>66999682
no shame in that lad, where's your title defence at?
>>66999669
who DIS?!
>tfw no lithtwink bf to watch and banter about fights before cuddles and buttsex
>>66999731
Lena Meyer-Landrut. There's a thread on /hr/. You're welcome m8.
>>66999682
it's dana trying to make fight pass better, not a sign that dos banjos is somehow an inferior champion
>>66999720
>doesn't know I am Demitrius Johnson
I've defended the title on FOX and PPV m8
>>66998425
Mighty Mouse isn't bigger lel
>>66999770
big fan mate keep it up, your name is demetrious btw
>>66999777
oh wow
>>66999494
She's hot. I think she's gonna get murked by Juliana though. I have a theory that a single mom can never beat a non-mon.
>>66999799
UFC made me change it so they could trademark it
Jokes on them, no one gives a fuck about me
>>66999777
based uncle dana
>>66999764
man I cant get over how scary Lawler's power is
>>66999806
Someone screencap this post, I'm going to laugh my ass off if the theory holds.
>>66999827
Lawler is a journeyman who got lucky
>>66999872
You dare speak of the Blood Orc so casually?
>>66999872
>got lucky
british shitposting is on point tonight
>>66999872
to be fair I think Johny won the rematch but I was overall glad to see him go. Lawler is way more fun to watch.
Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all-time
>>66999777
jej
>>66999994
wow he just let that guy beat the shit out of him
>>66999494
What the fuck is wrong with thirsty bastards? Look at her fucking face. She's got the face of a 54-year old British plumber.
>>66999657
Do fifty pushups every time you eat one.
>>66999994
Still find this crazy desu
how does this make you feel /heem/?
Should ufc have a gatekeeper belt, where a contender has to beat that fighter to get a title shot, and no one that hasn't beaten the gatekeeper cant be ranked higher. If there are no available contenders the gatekeeper cant fight for the champ belt.
The gatekeeper belt can be fought for by another fighter with a 3 fight win streak against opponents lower than him, but this is not available for regular champs and IChamps
>>67000043
Johnny is throwing hand and trying to clinch. Meanwhile wonderboy is kicking, punching, adjusting, switching stances, spinning shit, whiiffing his ball sack.
Big steak had no hope, just like how Rory is going to get wonderheem'd.
>>67000061
that whole fight was fucking weird to me. It seemed like Hendricks was on another planet. Although it was cool seeing Thompson utilize his range properly. He really fought a smart fight and avoided getting wrestlefucked.
>>67000139
>meme underground gimmicks
'no'
>>67000101
Like two people took a picture together since I'm not obsessed with IR sex.
>>67000156
Big Steak? Wonderboy? haha i don't even know what you're talking about
>>67000156
Johny was JUST before that fight after getting stolen the title from him twice.
>>66999777
lol a denied hover hand.
>>67000200
just accept the bbc
Chael Sonnen sets the record straight on the Conor fiasco
http://youtu.be/37ZRSxhC9RM
>>67000248
more like he got usada'd like weidmeme
>>67000256
No doubt he asked Arianny to put on her most masculine voice for their nightly stress release ritual
>>67000291
wat
>>67000301
weidman was on point during his fight with rockhold and could have decisioned his way to victory if he lasted to round 5
how was Rogains podcast today with Schaub?
>>67000393
I dont know, but I bet you could put together a bunch of their catchphrases and you'll pretty much get the gist of it.
Is Pettis vs Barbosa going to be the memest fight of all time?
>>67000515
jesus that bunda
>>67000101
That guy is really ugly.
>>67000515
I find Holly's comeliness so sexy
Tbh she might be most attractive girl in ufc for me right now
>>67000580
right? I never noticed it before
>>67000714
>i find attractiveness attractive
wut
Anyone got the Fedor vs Henderson webm?
Who was the real winner here?
>>67000714
fuck off lithtwink, we know you're all about that ngannou
>>67000802
think he means homeliness
>>67000994
Funny how you rats come out of the trash when McMemer is in the news again.
>>67000714
She wouldn't look at you twice, manlet.
>>67000869
Us.
>>67000802
Modest demeanor I suppose. Usually see "comely" when a not promiscuous or shy girl is described.
>>67001012
who /hollyandnganou/ here?
>>67001012
I've always been here bud you just haven't been looking
>tfw you realize your bull isn't invincible
Fuck
>>67001108
here
>>66999162
>robbie lawler is the worst WW champion to ever defend his belt
>weidman is going to kill cuckhold in the rematch
>>67001165
>who is manlet serra
>(You)
>>67001050
And shy*
>>67001108
nigga's face look like a deformed thomas the tank engine.
dat nigga lips so fat look like he got some botox injections.
nigga look like a downie his eyes so far a part
>>67001012
It was so nice to not have to deal with their casual bullshit for a few weeks.
can someone change this to my bull and put our resident cuck's face (lithuania)
So boys, Conor BTFO?
Or the precursor for fighters everywhere?
