real talk though? what's wrong with this ni66a? I have a minor bet with a professor over the AL Cy Young. And I'm not about to lose back-to-back Cy Young predictions...
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>RISP
orioles
>Pre-steroid era average runs per game generally hovered in the 8 range
>Steroid era pumps them up to 9-10
>Returns to 8 range in the last few years
>Writers for faggraphs and various other publications all want to see the mound lowered or pushed back
Royals
>>66997083
>last nights game
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching rotation in the AL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Adrian Beltre (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Yu Darvish (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Elvis Andrus (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>Shin Soo Choo (literally a top outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Prince Fielder (top 10 designated hitter 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Joey Gallo (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Delino DeSheilds(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Cole Hamels (one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen in the AL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Rangers are missing the playoffs this season
The Rangers World Series win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>you now remember Pedro Martinez throwing six (6) hitless innings in relief against the 1999 Cleveland Indians in Game 5 of the ALDS
>>66997075
That's not the Giants.
>>66997110
>every night's starting pitching
>>66997075
or the Red Sox.
>>66997125
>He doesn't know that >we're 2-46 with RISP against the M's and A's
>>66997125
no bro, the Yankees hold >RISP crown for the month of April.
>>66997015
>one decent season mostly thanks to "muh strikeouts"
>suddenly everyone thinks he's a cy young level ace
next someone will try to tell me carlos carrasco is an ace
kek
>>66997273
So the same reason Randy Johnson's career was good?
Well fuck guess Randy is the ultimate strikeout baby....
>>66997401
NL babby
also literally steroids
>>66997551
>NL babby
dude played in Seattle before Arizona.
Don't ever reply to me again.
M's
>>66997551
he was a 25yo rookie in MONTREAL fwiw... and yeah pitcher-friendly parks like the Kingdome and Chase Field (ARI iirc?) also help. there's also, you know, outliers like Randy: almost-7-feet-tall galoots who look like trailer trash and would kill you at the slightest chance (
>>66997986
both those parks were hitter friendly
>>66997986
Are you implying his 7 foot height was an advantage to pitching?
>home is one of the most hitter friendly parks in the league
>no offense
Lastros/Rags thread where?
>>66997986
cont.
but can throw a baseball 100 mph and strike out more than a third of the guys he faces
>>66998026
>pitched in hitter-friendly parks in SEA and ARI
well that just helps his case in this instance, doesn't it?
>>66998065
didn't say the height was necessarily an advantage, Zack's Dad, just that it's an abnormality. you can count on one hand that number of MLB pitchers who have ever been 6-10 or taller
>>66998145
well if you didn't know the larger you are the harder it is to throw strikes. Which is why Randy was shit for his first few seasons. You got huge fucking limbs trying to spot balls in what is to you, a small zone in relation to your size. Threw hard though, huge advantage in his era.
who /whyevenlive/ here
>>66998145
>that number of MLB pitchers who have ever been 6-10 or taller
speaking of which, can someone who has a PI subscription find who the blanked–
>google "tallest MLB players ever"
Jon Rauch, Mets and Blue Jays pitcher. 6-11. dayum.
And for guys playing right now, Dellin Betances and Logan Ondrusek are the tallest at 6' 8" each.
>>66998933
> Logan Ondrusek
> playing right now
kek, that dudes career is fucking rekt
>>66998948
>>66998948
Astros Rangers
>>66998960
yeah there weren't any 2015 stats, so I didn't know if he was a FA or something. Injuries? Played like shit? Wat happen?
>>66998999
he got let go after being too bad for the reds bullpen.
you read that correctly
>>66998698
Checking in
>>66999076
drink up. some of the best ballpark bros i ever made were visiting jays fans who could drink like nobody's fucking business
>>66999033
>all those digits
impressive. that, and the part about being too terrible for the Reds 'pen.
>>66999134
Casual fans usually try to make a good first impression
>>66999225
casual fans don't drive from toronto on a three-stadium ballpark tour either
If your team isn't top 10 in attendance, you don't know shit about baseball
Mfw giant's fags won't admit they are worse than the dbacks
Is travel baseball better than little league? Is travel baseball killing the game?
Giants offense is as dead as Prince
>>66999408
> Is travel baseball killing the game?
of course it is. kids were never meant to play any sport all year long, and people wonder why we see so much TJS these days
>>66999354
mest fans have the biggest mouth in baseball and are the biggest meme in baseball, yet they can't bring in more than the Yankee's whose ticket prices are ridiculous and can barely bring in ~1000 more than Colorado.
>>66999408
Little League has a lot of shitters, travel is above average talent all around. Nobody is paying $300 for a 5 day tournament if your kid is shit. It's pitching coaches and experimental throwing schools who are killing arms.
>>66999520
>VELOCITY IS ALL THAT MATTERS PLAY ALL YEAR OR ELSE YOU WON'T GET SCOUTED OR YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES
>why are people getting injured golly gee i don't know
>>66999408
Some of those travel coaches are ruthless. They'll have young pitchers start multiple games in a weekend tournament and blow their arms out throwing 50+ breaking balls in a game. This is even worse in the south where they play and train ball all year round.
But the talent in little league just isn't comparable. You get better coaching, resources, and competition in travel ball. And it's the only way kids get noticed (high school ball isn't really that great in most places either).
So yes, travel ball has it's fault but it's really the only option elite young players have to succeed.
>>66999520
obviously they're just pussies
>>66999613
>someone pitched 49 shutout inning only to lose the game in the 50th
>>66999607
>They'll have young pitchers start multiple games in a weekend tournament and blow their arms out throwing 50+ breaking balls in a game
That's not true. Leagues have rules which protect kids just like in little League. 40+ pitches (3 days rest) 60 pitches (4 days) etc
>>66999680
leagues have rules, showcases and tourneys can't possibly know when a kid pitched last. baseball dads are fucking sharks man, they want their kid front and center every inning
>>66999639
Sounds like the Mariners should be scouting him
>>66999418
too soon
>said ur mom last night when I came in her ass after 10 minutes
It's fucking over guys. We started out so strong and it gave me a little bit of hope despite all the warnings everyone gave me. All is lost.
grand
dinger
>>66999680
The rules really don't protect them that much. I can't remember what the rules were I played, but it wasn't uncommon for pitchers to start at least 2 games a weekend. Hell, I started 2 games in one day once when I was like 16.
>>66999704
I understand what you mean I played in travel ball, typically for any showcase or tourney you want to be well rested just like in high school the days before the draft. Nobody is trying to have you take the mound on 80 pitches from less than 48 hours ago. Pitching coaches push you most in bullpens to get better, every pitching prospect goes to some sort of throwing school, that's where the biggest problem lies. In velocity drills. You get to touch 90 before you're 18 but lose all command and suddenly have all these body injuries you never had before.
>>66999813
Shut the fuck up and get a hit faggot nobody is trying to hear form these Cubs fan for the rest of the season about a sigh young
>>67000000
>>66997121
>rags
Did the Jints get swept by the Sneks?
>>67000492
u kno it my man
c'mon you fucken beta reds run that pitch count
oreos blow gays mass suicide when
>>66999730
>>67000650
Follow me to the game thread for the jinx.
Help me understand him.
>The Cincinnati Reds
>5BB
Trash game.
JUST
>hes going to regress they said
>he wont be as good this year they said
>No hitter
>in the babby no offense league
>against the shittiest team in the division
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>67001679
> shittiest team in the division
lol, thats the brewers pham
Congratulations to Jake Arrieta the 2015 "SIGH YOUNG"
Fuck Chicago.
Fuck the Cubs.
>>67001770
Brewers haven't been worked 16-0 this season
is dominono still a thing?
Buck truck rolls on despite trying really hard to lose
>people will say anything to discredit Jake Arrieta
Fucking true losers.
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ AL CHAMPS N SHEIT?
>>67001877
Its frustrating having the pitching hold the orioles to 3 runs and still can't fucking win a game.
"Jake Arrieta will never throw a second no hitter in my lifetime" -Prince
>all these ABCs
Beautiful
>>67001877
See you in the Eries, Coolbirds.
Welp, time to drink.
Bandwagoners need to fuck off. I'm serious. It's fucking April. Relax. Bats were cold and .500 record just last year. Grow up.
>>67002054
bro you know i've been there since the second inning
Post blatant PED users. I'll start.
YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR TEAM HAS A PITCHER WHO THREW A NO HITTER THIS YEAR.
>>67002081
I'm already on my 7th beer. Fuck it.
>>67002078
>check his bio
>cavs fan
>reds fan
>Trump supporter
Oh man this guy is in for a bad year
>>67002108
WHAT ABOUT LAST YEAR SENPAI
>>67002078
>the defence force is already out
Damage control lmfao
>all this ass devastation over a pitcher
>Yankees hit .273 with RISP
>still get swept by the A's
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>67002127
IT MUST BE AGAINST THE DOYERS
>>66997015
Fuck Arrieta. Fuck the Cunts.
You're not breaking the curse this year Cunts, sorry.
Lets talk about times our team No-Hit the Reds
2010 NLDS Game 1, here.
>>67002154
IT WAS AGAINST THE ORIOLES, DAMN
>tfw you hate your team with passion
>>67002078
I wonder what the most walks thrown in a no hit game is?
>>67002209
SORRY SENPAI. THANKS FOR STOPPING BY TO CHECK THOUGH
>THE CITY OF NEW YORK CITY
>>67002154
BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING THE TEAM THAT ENDED THE STREAK. I NEED SOMETHING
>>67002218
Edwin Jackson a few years ago
>>67002204
You're welcome
>>67002218
Edwin Jackson had like 8 in his
>>67002218
Edwin Jackson had at least eleventy billion in his.
>>67002101
this senpai
Best of luck Cubs. Hope you guys win it all this year. Just beat the fucking methinals, that's all I ask.
YOU MAY ONLY RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS UNDEFEATED ON THE ROAD
NOT SO FAST, EVERYONE ELSE
all winners report in
who /w/ here
>>67002101
He started taking them in Philly, when his home run totals exploded
>>67002230
p-pls no bully
>>67002273
Royals reporting
>>67002268
Just because it would bring your cuck ass closer to suicide, I hope the Cardinals win the next 10 World Series, and literally no hit the reds in every meeting
>>67002273
This was the 2nd most runs scored in a no hitter trailing only Pud Galvin of the Buffalo Bisons no hit the Detroit Wolverines in 1884 (18-0)
What's the Arrieta game score?
>>67002101
>being this jelly
In all seriousness, Arrieta is the opposite of a PED user. He has a crazy workout routine. He does yoga and pilates and shit and combines that with lifting. The day before his starts he bikes like 20 miles with his son in the back seat.
>>67002303
dank
going to have a nice nap tonight
>>67002218
>His second no-hitter (and first official no-hitter under current rules), on August 19, 1965, also required 10 innings, but he won that one 1-0 over the Chicago Cubs. Maloney outdueled Larry Jackson, with the Reds winning on a Leo Cardenas home run. This was the first no-hitter in modern Major League history in which the pitcher who threw it went more than nine innings. Maloney's pitching line included 12 strikeouts, 10 walks and one hit-by-pitch. He threw 187 pitches in the game.
>>67002309
KEK, the shitinals will be fighting for 4th place against the Brewers 5 years from now while the Reds dominate everybody with a five ace rotation.
>>67002392
>187 pitches thrown
>and his arm had to be amputated the next day
>>67002272
reppin the bay
>>67002420
Then the title of Best game(score) in 2016 belongs to Vincent Velasquez for a little longer!
>tfw no meth addicted gf
>>66997170
B-but t-t-twenty seven rings right guys??
>>67002418
This to be honest
>>67002272
Smug Billy reporting
>>67002473
i'm not normally "that guy" but she's wearing 30 pounds of makeup and she's got some serious jowls going
>tfw the Rangers are BTFOing the Asstros
Are the Rangers legit this year guys?
>>67002579
The Rangers were legit LAST year
>>67002558
Indeed
Everyone knows women are less attractive without makeup. So when a girl is wearing a metric shit-ton of makeup and her face still looks weird, it's not a good sign.
>>67002579
>one strike away
>twice
>>67002614
> women are less attractive without makeup
not all of them, friendo. sometimes a nice face is enough
> yfw O's-Cubs WS
Please let this happen. It would be the greatest World Series since the D-Backs-Yankees one.
>>67002651
Even though im a Cubs fan...that Game 6 of the Cards Rags WS in 2011 remains th best baseball game i have ever watched.
>>67002651
>A world series from 5 years ago
>Still Relevant
Pick only one
>>67002319
>cubs already breaking hundred year old records
ids habbening.
>>67002714
This desu. Any World Series that isn't the most recent is ancient history. Fun to look back on, but in the context of the baseball world is useless
>>67002268
Saw the Reds at Wrigley last year and I've been keeping an eye on them ever since. Sucks you lost Johnny Baseball and Chapman, but I'll still watch for Billy and Votto (once he gets his shit together).
Who /hasatleast10wins/ here?
can the reds just give >us based votto so he can teach this faggot ass lineup that they dont have to swing on literally fucking everything?
>>67001994
Whole series was RISP as fuck, and half was from the officiating. Today was some real bullshit tbqh.
Surprisingly tame/comfy bird series. Ggs Jaysbros
>>66998698
right here
>>67002782
Right here senpai
>>67002782
Who /hasatleast12wins/ here?
OH WAIT
>>67002773
Hey man, Blue Jays were too. Both still are. The Rangers had the Jays on the ropes. Well, everyone but Elvis Andrus. It's a shame such a good start by Hamels was wasted because of him.
Speaking of, are Rangers fans still super negative about that trade, or has Hamels/Diekman been good enough for them?
>>67002784
> $200m buck, lit-tle man
> put that shit in my hand
>>67002078
Its partially true; 4 walks?
Might as well have just walked everyone in the game until they enacted a mercy rule
>>67002739
Exactly. It's the same reason why after the Red sox won the 2013 world series and have been complete and utter crap the past two seasons afterwards. Baseball Is definitely a game of "what have you done for me lately"
Royals
>>67002784
haven't you heard? Votto is finished
>>67002857
Yeah, but for the entire 2014 season it mattered, as they were the Reigning and defending champions until San Fran won
>>67002782
here
Seriously though. Were all the anons doubting the offseason just blatant casuals or something?
Jays fans perhaps?
>>67002900
PLEASE tell me she has a dick
fuck, that's a beautiful transwoman
>>67002739
In terms of complimenting a team yeah
For shittalking purposes, I'd say you can go back up to 5 years
Aren't you not supposed to give this guy attention?
>>67002839
>are Ranger fans still super negative about that trade
Why would they be negative about it most of us knew the Rangers hosed the Phillies on that deal
So did MLB really stop doing the stupid face of the MLB thing because A's fans kept on nearly fucking it up?
>>67002883
It's called a slump. No guy goes from having a Barry Bonds level IBB rate to hitting .172 in his early 30s without it being a slump.
>detoilet
>>67002782
hmu around this time tomorrow, senpai
>>67002839
As a Rangers fan I definitely feel positive about that trade. Diekman bolstered our bullpen and Hamels has legitimized our starting rotation. And we really didn't have to give up much. We even got to dump Matt Harrison's shitty contract
>>66999613
>azns
did the losing pitcher commit actual seppuku after that?
>>67002900
Can they even be called "casual" if they've never watched a game outside of Twitter highlights?
I think no.
>>67002972
Actually, most people saw it as an even trade. But Rangers fans, at the time, very butthurt because of muh prospects
>>67002962
correct, ignore the attention whores, they are namefags irl.
>>67003014
I don't recall a bit of butthurt at all around here. The Ticket hosts for example were all pretty giddy because of it
>>67002962
why would he care if he gets banned from the reds stadium
>mfw cubs """""""fans"""""" think their team is going to win the World Series this year
You guys won't even make it to the NLDS, your team has literally no pitching other than Arietta (he probably uses pine tar every game, or is overrated anyways) whatsoever while we have without a doubt the best pitching staff in baseball. almost to the point that our bullpen is practically unhittable. Not to mention the entire world dickrides your overrated offense while ours is just as good as yours. We have the best catcher in baseball (Molina), the best third baseman in baseball (Carpenter), and various other CONFIRMED All-Stars in Holliday, Wong, Piscotty, Grichuk, and Peralta (when healthy).
You no-hit the fucking Reds, this is a terrific accomplishment isn't it? Good god you cucks have to be the most naive piece of shit trash fans in the entire country. When your team was shit just 2 years ago, you guys were nowhere, and now, you guys just come out of the blue, bandwagonning like no other. Our fans remain the best in baseball, and we stick through the team all year long, while you guys glory hunt whenever the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears somehow decide to win things. Once you guys get eliminated, I will be basking in massive Cub tears just like every other year. It's considered an absolute pleasure to watch them go down.
>>67002980
I've heard this too actually.
>>67003159
You also like to take pride in taking away that nigger, Jason Heyward from us. Who the hell would TAKE LESS to become part of an organization of losers and cucks? Not to mention, play in the most dangerous city in the entire country? We offered him more money, he's clearly what's wrong with society, he's a fucking traitor piece of shit nigger, I would have even signed with the Nationals if I were him, that I wouldn't mind, but the Cubs? That's going to fuck up your career for good. I can't wait to see him regret signing with you cucks one year later.
Come back here, when the REAL NL Central kings (the Cardinals of fucking course) put you and your team of cucks in their place and while we go on to win our 5th year of a drought World Series, I'm sure your collective tears will be more than delicious.
>Lastros
Toppest of keks. Must feel pretty shitty to have the same record as the Minnesota Nowins huh?
>>67003187
> the most dangerous city in the entire country
>>67003159
>>67003187
1
>Sweep the disAstros
>Yankees get swept by A'ss
>Rangers gain no ground
It's going to be that kind of April
>>67002998
I can't actually assume people think the rangers didn't give up much, because this trade really bumped the Phillies farm from Bottom 5 to top 10, and the Giles Trade(Even if Giles becomes the next Mariano, that's a bad trade) pushed them into the top 5 discussion.
I think the confusion comes from people thinking the only way to win a trade is to get their #1 prospect
>>67002962
That's what I'm thinking. I guess it's supposed to show how passionate the fans are?
Or he's only banned from the Red's stadium now so who cares?
>>67003241
>getting this booty blasted over twitter banter
jesus jake
>>67003159
>this delusional meth addled fuck
You won't even make it to a wild card spot you fucking shithead. Your time is over you dumb inbred cuck. Your shit team will be irrelevant for the next decade.
>>67003226
2
>>67003159
>falseflagging this hard
>>67003241
>That one tweat where the guy asked why he kept tugging at his chest after every pitch and responding that his nipple slipped out of his shirt
>>67003260
You ready to:
>Be one strike away twice
>lose the division on the last game of the season after being up 5 with 5 games left
?
>>67003226
And he's out for the year, what's your point, Cubby fuck?
>>67003311
3
>>67003241
>your beyond miniscule
>your
Remember when Kyle Schwarber wasn't hurt?
Should we expect a rise of Cubs fans that literally know nothing of baseball? Will they be the new Blue Jays?
>>67003332
4
>>67003311
>>67003332
>>67003357
why don't you post all the highlights and home runs from the NLCS
:^)
>>67003348
Cute pupper. And Yes.
>>67003357
5
Anyone got a webm of Jose Bautista losing the game for the Jays tonight?
>>67003302
>irrelevant for the next decade
>fifth youngest team in baseball
How are the irrelevant Deds this year? They won't be around for another 4 years at least. Your team's run differential is absolutely pathetic, you think you're going to contend with a shit tier bullpen and a rotation that will take years to develop? Not to mention, your offense is collective garbage?
Go fap to Teddy Kremer, you piece of shit nigger.
>>67003261
To get up Hamels, the Rangers traded Harrison and Minor League catcher Jorge Alfaro, outfielder Nick Williams and pitchers Jake Thompson, Jerad Eickhoff and Alec Asher. Those are some pretty good talents however I think the Rangers still made out like bandits and here's why:
>Aquire an easy #1 Starter
>Aquire an above average set up lefty reliever
>Keep Jody Gallo your #1 prospect
>Keep Nomar Mazara who is currently paying dividends
Not a bad trade imo
>>67003324
Are you ready to live in the present instead of the past?
>>67003159
Lay off the meth
I wish I had a Matt Stairs webm
>>67003241
lmao mental manlet
>>67003403
6
>>67003405
he gets a pass because if it wasnt for him and donaldson we would LITERALLY have 1 or 2 wins right now
i put more blame on the shitbags hitting below .200 and not even getting walks, its amazing we are even close to .500 with this shit bullpen and lack of offense
>>67003241
Sounds like typical /mlb/ shitposting
>>67003384
>relying on other teams' accomplishments for banter
top cuck
>>67003159
>>67003187
g8 b8 m8
>>67003417
in case of emergency, use stairs
>>67003348
They're already here in large numbers.
Meanwhile we BASED Cards fans will not tolerate this shit. Baseball is our religion here, Chicago is only temporarily rooting for the Cubs because they have nothing else to bandwagon instead of the Blackcocks who will soon get BTFO by the based Blues.
>>67003159
We cheer for the Bears and Bulls because we have football and basketball teams to root or in the first place.
Ya'll couldn't hold down the Rams for fuck's sake!
>>67003500
They're also bandwagoning the White Sux right now. I can't wait for the tears when they get BTFO by the Rags tomorrow
>>67003546
The Bears don't even sell out games, LMAO
And the Bulls only get large attendance because the team is good. Shitcago is a fair weather city. St. Louis is not.
>>67003410
Nomar and Gallo were never in play. Just like Betts and Swihart were never in play for the Sox, or Schwarber or Russell were never in play for the Cubs. I'm glad Hamels is in Texas, and I'm glad the Rangers are good with him there. It gives him a chance to win and it sped up the Phillies rebuild by leaps and bounds(same with the Giles trade). Before the Hamels trade, the rebound looked to be 2019, after Hamels it looked to be 2018, and now it looks like it has a chance to happen late 2017.
Also, thanks for not protecting Odubel. He's an awesome guy too! But DeLino ain't bad either, so it's not like that killed you either
>>67003581
I hope the White Sox do good this year because we share a thing in common, dislike for the Cubs. When they become Chicago's best team at the end of the season, Cubs fans will begin to hop on that bandwagon, and those """"fans""""" would be coming back to a loser franchise in the Fubby Cucks,
They may be the only likable team from that shithole.
>>67003585
Your shit town only has two professional sports teams lel
>>66999813
LGTSSIIHA (if it hasn't already)
>Resd
>>67003159
Pure class.
is jake arrieta this years meme pitcher?
>>67003641
That's not true, They didn't even like the Rams, on account they had to many colored folk
>>67003585
Becuase you only have 2 teams for everyone to sperg over.
CANOOOOOOOO
>>67002455
based coco with the dubs
>>67003682
last years
>>67003641
And ones that actually win. The Rams are a traitorous organization.
>>67003658
>he thinks Cucks fans have class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoumAUfwnI8
>>67003417
Is he the sexiest player in MLB history?
>>67003598
It's almost as if the Rangers and Phillies did the trade because it worked out for them
>>67003701
>blues
>wins
what
>>67002945
>shit-talking
>5 years
unless it's an epic meltdown like
>2004 ALCS
>2008 Red Sox and Barves
then they are still very relevant because most /mlb/ posters will remember them
>>67003715
Trades rarely work out for both teams.
>>67003241
How can anybody respect this guy?
Fuck Chicago.
I really do hope he suffers and accident and his career ends.
Better yet, I want then to get to the Championship Series and I want the Dodgers to push his shit so far up his ass that he bleeds blue.
Fuck the Cubs. Zero respect for a nigga like that.
>>67003598
Yea and as someone mentioned earlier We got to unload Matt Harrison and his crappy contract. The guy just wasn't the same after the 2012 season
All around it was a good trade for both teams. I'd give it an 8.5/10
>>67003730
Never forget the time the Yankees got BTFO so hard their fans were leaving early as fuck in the playoffs
>>67003728
Because our fans showed up to games when we lost. Your team only became relevant since the won the cup in 2010, but they've been irrelevant every other year, through and through.
Enjoy the elimination tonight, Blackcock Cuck.
>>67003407
Have fun getting cucked by Robert Stephenson for the next decade as Yadier Spiclina struggles to hit above .220 and fat DHs steal second on him in the twilight of his career while the Reds develop their shitload of prospects.
>fifth youngest team in baseball
LOL the guys who made your team relevant for the last decade are either nearing retirement or playing for the Angels/Pissrats.
>>67003757
The only reason I love Matt Harrison, is because he's the ONLY person currently getting paid in 2018
>>67003747
I fucking hate the Dodgers, but I can respect complete hatred for a pine tar abuser. You know the game more than those Fubby Cucks who became fans less than a year ago when the Bears started to suck.
>>67003241
Holy shit based Jake bringing the bantz hard.
>>67003709
>>67003709
not even the sexiest Red Sox ever
google "playgirl baseball players"
>>67003747
He literally types like you. How can you not like him?
>>67003786
>you dwarfs think this phases me? I will succeed in many venues. Life is large, you are miniscule.
>>67003781
Dude the Bears have been sucking for like 6 years now where the hell have you been?
>>67003747
>being this mad
Kek
>>67003850
>0-6 against the Lions
Are the who's for real?
>>67003820
>Claims a 10/10 isn't sexy
>Posts a 3/10 at best
>>67003849
>he cant handle top tier banter
>>67003348
Chicago isn't Canada, m8.
>>67003885
Who?
>>67003770
>this irrelevant Deds fan thinks his team will go anywhere
We have a core that will dominate the next few years, Piscotty, Wong, Carpenter, Grichuk, Peralta, almost all of our young guys in both the rotation and bullpen, and free agents in the future. Too bad your piss poor downs syndrome infected Deds won't be relevant for another 5 years no less.
>he wasn't around for Jim Edmonds, Scott Rolen, and a lot of the mid 2000s Cards (especially our bullpen guys)
Typical Deds fan who began following the team in 2010
>>67003834
I've never once tipped my fedora on you guys. My banter is humble and I never say anyhting to attack your feelings. I take inspiration from Instagram, black twitter, and 2009 Tumblr. I don't sound like him.
Hes just a piece of shit and it's honestly a fucking insult to Koufax, Gibson, and Kershaw to be associated with them.
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