No bias in OP's post edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hTAxyYoDc
Stream here starting at 7PM
>>66996262
thanks senpai
Good thread
>>66996321
Trying to keep it classy this time. Maybe just maybe I won't shitpost through the game. Let's see.
>>66996337
Well if Detroit ends up being eliminated go for it. May as well get the frustration out. I'm almost disappointed this series has to end eventually. Either no more games or games against teams with no fans
>>66996352
Detroit getting eliminated on the same day Prince died would be just too much for me I think. I'd need to go do something else for awhile.
>>66996262
thanks
>>66996405
:( I'll try to keep my shitposting to a minimum too then
detroit has the biggest population of faggots in the midwest
>>66996486
You all must really need our money, judging by all those "Visit Tampa Bay" billboards up in Auburn Hills.
drew-ANN
datsuns last game
> tfw detoilet is paying ericsson more than johnson and kucherov combined
how can one team be so stinky smelly nigger?
>>66996551
I was going to type a shitpost here but I deleted it. Here's your (You)
Who will stick to your memory the best, Datsyuk or Lecavalier?
Please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006119
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006119
>>66996551
Ericsson is a conman who got too deep into his scheme and couldn't get out.
>>66996567
It's ok f@m this is a friendly game. Just ignore him
>wings getting eliminated tonight
never expected this series to go past 0-4 anyway so I can't be upset really
Wings fan for the past 23 years... They are probably gonna be done tonight... Only bummer is prolly last game with Dats. Tampa had a chance to get to the finals again I believe, especially if they get healthier. If Wings somehow made it to the second round, we'll just get bounced then. This board was obnoxious the other night. Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
>>66996514
I would murder someone to put my dick in that body
> tranpa gay
>>66996731
>Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
this is /sp/, do you really think that's going to happen?
Lol not at all, worth a shot
>>66996262
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3hTAxyYoDc
Alright!
>>66996731
>>66996731
> Let's talk some hockey instead of just saying Tranpa and niggers
Can always dream
legoooo
>>66996702
I just hope I can see them play one more game. Maybe I'll even go to the Joe to see it if it happens.
Stream is up
>>66996741
who wouldnt lol
hyped as fuck senpai
How do you feel that this is Datsyuk's last gamerino?
Why does periscope in Florida only have black guys? Spent the last two hours there and everyone would say "lgrw" except one nigger. There was a tranny too in daytona that refused to say it. Not even trying to meme
This game put me to sleep last time and I ended up missing the first period of the hawks game
This better be better because there's nothing else on right now.
Oh, also wongs suck :)
See you guys after we both get eliminated
>>66996811
holy fuck is that real? looks like this Trump girl that people were posting in Trump generals a couple months ago.
>>66996818
>pics or it didn't happen
Who /boltsinfive/ here?
I've been betting for 15 years & I can guarantee you that Detroit wins tonight. Not sure about the next 2 games, as the lines for those are not out yet.
>>66996844
I hope you're right, money man.
>>66996805
>wanting to stick your dick in shitskins
>>66996810
Is that the guy who sits beside the penalty booth?
>>66996811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvYmpenz6O0
tbf
>>66996875
The Malektronic Space Man sits next to the away bench
>>66996915
Oh, okay. Thanks
Goose is staying loose. Watch it happen.
>rags
Mickey is so right
I hope this isn't Datsyuks last game. Post your rarest Datsyuks to give him energy.
>50 posts
>no wongs greentext yet
Allow me to
>wongs
helo am i too late to
>tranpa bay
>>66996805
For u
http://www.videobuzzy.com/m/n5877
I like this pressure that Tampa is putting on
>too many men
>shitcago
FUCK
Refpuck starting early.
>>66997021
>too many men
>refpuck
Is this your first hockey game?
>>66997033
He had one skate on the bench. Zzz
>>66997046
maybe he should have tried zero
excellent start you fucking idiots
>all this sloppiness
Garrison, no
>>66996844
that image is dumb, most women pay for their own meals during dates
time to not get more powerplay points
Inb4 refpuck by tranpa gay
>Wets GO Wongs
>Wets GO Wongs
>>66996985
Here you go Familla
>Detroit
>power play
Nothing is going to happen
>not shooting on the 5 on 3
god damn green and richards fucking shoot it
Thank you based Goal post
datsun hits post
Whyyyy aaaare theeeeyyy plaaaayyying sooooo sloooowww?
Jesus flippin' christ. How can one NHL team be this slow in 5v3?
> tampa bay tears powered by salt water
>>66997102
Sorry swede bro
>Detoilet """"""""power"""""""" play
>>66997102
>>66997102
National
Hackeysack
League
Jesus christ our powerplay is so fucking bad.
>wongs "power" play
How many SOG during that 5 on 3?
2?
>2 SOG on 1:30min of 5 on 3
>>66997124
Not your fault man
>>66997129
Just poo my shit up famalam
That """""""""""""""""""""power"""""""""""""""""""" play made my dick hard
Tampa PP coming up I think?
be thankful the powerplay only failed, if howard were in goal tonight it'd be fucking 0-3 already
>Lightning PP
How did this happen? Over one (1) season, Kronwall, Ericsson, Green and Nyquist failing drastically.
>tranpa gay fans think they're amazing for beating the wongs on a pp
Tell me wings, who expected something good out of our """"""pp""""""
Why does Cooper wear a rat on his head?
That's the second 5 on 3 that Detroit fucked up this series.
>STEAL PUCK
>slash? what did they even call?
Looking at the replay that slash was soft as fuck
I think that was a bit of an even up call.
>>66997200
>expecting Ericsson to do anything but pretend to be a mannequin
Tbh he needs to do something to end his contract. Not an injury but find a loophole
WHO 727 HERE
>>66997280
813
>>66997280
Tfw 206
>rags
>rags
>>66997280
843
>>66997280
Formerly 727, Colorado now
989
>it's a trollpost game
>>66997280
>386
Anyone know a good gay club in the Area? All I know is savoy. (Rip streamline, and hollywood cantina)
>>66997343
>>66997343
Reddit is elsewhere
>>66997280
813
Can I join your club?
128 here
2 fucking posts already in this game...Larkin post last game... Goddamnit!
>>66997327
Aren't they all? I haven't been entirely impressed with Tampa but I have to give props to Bishop, he's a big guy
>>66997280
727 AYYYY. Treasure Island here. GO BOLTS
>>66997356
Pretty sure I'm in a Tampa game thread. Are we not all reddit here?? XD
313 representing
LGRW
>>66997379
(Commonly Posted Response to the quoted bait at the end of the posters statement)
I bet to much money on this game
>>66997395
you're totally not a faggot.
>>66997402
THE NOSE KNOWS
>>66997417
Yeah le ironic leddit posts are the pinnacle of humor.
>>66997409
here here, go Tampa, parlayed with St. Louis!
>>66997417
Are you propositioning me anon? I love trannies just as much as you!
>>66997379
There have been that many goalpost hits, have there?
Tampa crowd.. More golf shirts than hockey jerseys
>>66997395
You fucking wasted it on a stupid post.
LGRW! At least lose with dignity.
This game does not feel like a playoff game. It feels so slow
>>66997463
At least 2 or 3 per game. It's not at the level that some other series are but it's still frustrating.
>>66997471
Does anyone have info on abdelkader and his taped up hands? Boyle is about to be rekt if we lose and his hands aren't taped.
>>66997483
Neither team has let the other get going offensively. Just power plays which were also pretty dead
>>66997488
Okay. We'll see what number this game lands on then.
>>66997402
fuck off kike
>Lightning PP
>BROKEN WINGS
Drouin wants so badly to get a goal.
>you better be kidding me
I'm with Mickey. They're ready to get this one over with.
>>66997523
>desu
inb4 mike green does some stupid shit and costs the wongs a goal
Does anyone have an fsd stream. I need my mickey
>rags
>rags
>rags
Why has the officiating been so God damned awful for both teams this series?
These refs are fucking AWFUL. Both ends
>>66997666
Wish I could set one up. Comcast kinda screwed me though, I should have bought a blackmagic instead of a hdhomerun.
>>66997679
>>66997670
Welcome to the NHL
Worst officiating in pro sports
RAGS B T F O
>>66997741
Basketball is much worse
734 here went to games 3 and 4.
I think the NHL just wants to end this series already so they can put something else on CBC.
>Kongs, Rags, Hawks and Detroit about to be eliminated
Going to be an interesting final this year.
>>66997771
Cool. That's also my area code.
>>66997757
True, but apehoop rules are shit to begin with
>>66997779
>muh dwindling ratings
HOLY SHIT
>RAGS
Don't tell me NBC had something to do with that.
>>66997906
Nah they've got nobody to blame but themselves.
What are you bros drinking? Great Lakes Eliot Ness here.
>>66997793
DESU zero Detroit fans expected to go anywhere. We were just happy to make it in and meme all over Boston.
>>66997942
Watered down Dr. Pepper from Wendy's
>>66997945
>When people from out of state think fans of Detroit teams living in Michigan are bandwagoners
If you see someone from Michigan wearing Green Bay Packers gear feel free to kick his ass though.
>>66997945
This. Any true Detroit fan knows we aren't winning the Stan Lee cup. We're just happy to be present and enjoy
>muh streak
If we had some kind of multiple miracles where we won we'd be happy. But none of us expected to go past round 1
>>66997945
I feel you. Tampa beat Boston in the last game of the season where they were eliminated. Good feels.
>>66997994
The fact that Lions fans even exist nullifies bandwagon status from everyone living in the state
>>66998042
Anon knows the truth. We're winning the superb owl 2040
Tampa has got to stop losing so many face offs.
>>66998009
Tampa feels the same honestly. Most fans don't believe in their heart of hearts that they'll win this year but getting in was great and many of us just want to see Detroit lose again
damn both teams are playing slow
>Lightning PP
>>66998137
Good defense all around. They are both getting cucked on the power plays.
Another call on Detroit, at least it's not a questionable this time.
Weak trip but I'll take it. Tampa needs to cash in on one of these.
Holy shit Bishop. This PP is fucking awful.
>Tampa in charge of keeping the puck
Bolts powerplay just hahahah
Both of these teams look like shit so far this game.
Sorry sandwich bros. You're just as bad as we are on pp
What a shit effort so far. Do they really want to go back to shitty Detoilet? They need their fucking heads out of their asses and start playing.
>>66998267
No shit
>>66998267
Worse, they had the puck taken from them multiple times.
>>66997954
At least Bishop looks sharp.
>tfw teams are trying to be as shitty as you
are you man enough to stop cussing?
>>66997942
Miller Lite
>tfw no more Miller, possibly ever
>>66998334
I actually don't cuss irl only on the internet
>>66998334
Shit, man
I don't fucking know
>>66998334
Fuck off Shaw you fucking faggot nigger
As a bootyblasted Habs fan I just have this to say:
Go Wings.
Rags down 4-0. Preds down 1-0
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>>66998409
>rags
>>66998354
The industry I work in essentially requires swearing, it's used like punctuation t b h
>rags
btfo
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66998409
Tampa bros. Can we agree on one thing please?
>rags
>>66998447
Oh we see with you. It was outstanding watching the Rags get shutout at home in game seven last year.
>Lightning PP
>>66998447
Always Wingsbro
>rags
>rags
>rags
>all that delayed penalty play for absolutely nothing to happen
Hello friends.
First highlight i saw this game was carle looking like a retArd.
Glad to see everythings the same
>>66998334
>>66998499
Dubs dont lie there Swedebro
How many fuckijg breakaways is Bishop going to have to stop? Get it together.
>Detroit power plays
>Detroit break aways
how many breakaways does detoilet need to score lel
> its a helm shoots a breakaway into the chest of the goalie episode
>>66998563
As long as the bolts keep getting refpuck it will keep happening.
Quick post your MVP for this season while we're still being friendly
>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags
>>66998563
How many fucking breakaways are we not going to score? Get it together.
>>66998594
>Hook a guy at the net
>Refpuck
Not even close friendo
>>66998588
The right pad isn't the chest m8
Lmao Lundqvist got pulled
>it's a bishop game
guess Bishop is the only one that came to play today
>>66998684
>le tall man in goal meme
> larkin
> good
drouin would have buried that easy
lmaoing at detoilet fans who think he is elite
>>66998738
>lmaoing
Another Detroit """"""""pp""""""" wew lad
>play proline
>bet on lightning
>it is clear that they will lose this game
Fuck
>>66998709
And the only skater looking like he gives a damn is a kid we didn't want to look at 2 weeks ago
>>66998738
I buried my dick in your mum lelmao
>>66998723
>Dave Chappelle as The Artist Formally Known as Alive
>>66998761
bet on the caps last night now the lightning, fuck my life
>>66998128
I would say I feel like that to an extent. We definitely started this year like shitbut we got it together mid way and really started stringing together some impressive wins. Then of course came the big two injuries and then just shitting the bed the last couple weeks of the season.
That being said, you have to admit we've looked a lot better this series than maybe we were expecting. Drouin has been such a blessing in disguise.
>>66998779
Was going to bet on Tampa today, but decided to follow the age old rule of never placing a bet on a game in which "your" team is a part of. Feels good.
I just realize how little I've spent bitching about Matt Carle this series. Has he been better or has the fighting just distracted me?
Fuck datsyuk. He's a pane of glass bitch.
>>66997793
>interesting
I dont think you know what that word means
>>66998845
Hedman carried his ass for a couple games
Fucking Bishop
THANK YOU BASED TALL MAN
>>66998877
>that comment
>those double doubles
Can only mean one thing..
Someone post the pane of glass screen shot
I need a laugh
>>66998886
I believe it. Is it just me or is Hedman shooting everything wide?
Tyler Johnson is dead
>TJ in the dressing room
>>66998877
>77
Hedman goal incoming?
>Third breakaway. This team better be sucking off Bishop during the intermission.
>>66998908
>>66998877
quadruple doubles
>red wing breakaways
amazing bishop
>>66998926
He is. It's like he wants to shoot with all speed and no fuckin accuracy.
>>66997945
>zero Detroit fans expected to go anywhere
Jesus christ dude, do you expect anyone to believe that? There were Detoilet fags in /hoc/ talking about how great the Wings would be all year. Given the level of delusion you're currently engaging in, you were probably one of them.
Youre like the american soccer fan who says "w-we didnt care anyway" when the team loses. Just shut up.
>>66998908
Thank you swede senpai. Do you have the pic?
>>66998937
>tranpa gay in charge of memes?
>>66998977
>Not knowing how much shitposting happens in /hoc/
You must be new around here. Welcome
>>66998977
>and I don't even know why
un fucking believable
you have a chance to put a team away and advance to the second round and you come out this fucking flat. Just pathetic.
>>66998977
Retard
>>66998955
How could I be so blind
Are playoff bishop and mrazek the best goalies in the league?
>>66998977
Stop being angry, this is the friendly thread. I've been giving Bishop props and not saying the t word. Take a sip of water and cool off.
>>66998993
Nah, sorry. I don't
>>66998977
Welcome to /hoc/ bandwagoneer. Enjoy your stay. Hope you go to an actual game thread sometime :^)
Hey, good game so far boltsbros, although, go wings.
>>66999004
stop hanging out with the crapitals
>>66999034
Are you not my swede?
>>66999012
Do you have it?
>>66998477
>>66998577
>>66998677
>>66998877
>>66998977
Are these posts trying to tell us something, /hoc/?
>>66999059
Good game Bishop is more like it. The rest of them are looking terrible.
>>66999064
I am my own swede, thank you
Still no.
>>66999072
Perhaps you should find your own answers
>>66999072
maybe
>>66999072
But that requires Heddy to not shoot the puck 18ft wide
>>66998977
shut up crosby
>pundits were calling Bishop overvalued just 2 years ago
heres to hoping soupy gets comfy too. all stuttering aside, bro has some decent insight
>Wings have got to be thinking "Bish please"
LEL
