WHO YA GOT?
DIRK'S GONNA BRING THE THUNDER
.... wait....
>tfw Durantula
Which of these cities does /sp/ hate more?
>>66996400
Dallas is by far more hated in anything other than basketball. /sp/ loves the Mavs cuz muh Dirk.
Westbrick gonna Westbrick again. Durant will be a man on the mission tonight, though. But I believe in DIRK!
>yfw Dirk drops 50 tonight
MEJRI WILL HAVE 20 REBOUNDS
JUSTIN ANDERSON WILL BE THE MAVS LEADING SCORER
WESTBROOK AND DURANT WILL CRY
>>66996400
OKC doesn't count as a city.
Who the fuck is this singing? Why don't they have a little cutie like Miami?
Why do they bother say the game starts at 6 when it never does
>>66996847
Rofl yeah its after 7 already.
>>66996847
Most games start 15 minutes after the advertised start time if you haven't noticed
>>66996341
Never understood this nickname. Seems dumb.
Sniper, sharpshooter, slim reaper make more sense.
>>66996088
>52 minutes early
>incorrect names
>no game information
>>66996819
>cute
>texas
select one
Since when does Joakim Noah play for OKC?
>>66996508
you do realize Durant is the reason why they keep losing close games in the playoffs
he thinks he can actually dribble and believe he's over 100 lbs. and can just drive to the basket
what the fuck are these thunder jerseys
>>66996918
Its called fashion.
felton and jj literally 10 feet tall combined
>>66996942
i miss when Felton was 10 feet wide
Dirk alway shits on Ibaka.
if dirk wins the championship he's unironically the greatest of all time
>dirk working off the dribble
:3
>that guy who looks like Romo sitting court side
nice Dirk
westbrook and durant
why can't they get it done?
>>66997070
4th quarters
>>66996400
Fuck Dallas
>>66997070
Based God curse.
>>66996918
Looks like something you'd see in a rec league.
>>66997140
this
these Dallas Mavs cheerleaders are slutty as fuck, what the fuck Mavs fans? you enjoy this?
>>66997225
advertising beer and dancing like whores might as well let 7 year olds in strip clubs
>>66997225
Yeah wtf. I'm seriously questioning all of their life decisions that led them to this as a career. This is like one step above a stripper.
>>66997225
why the fuck wouldnt you want cheerleaders to be slutty??
Why is Westbrook so fucking retarded
>>66997264
>im pretty
>i like dancing
>lol i dont need education im pretty
Then they reach 30+......
>pregame dance routine
fucking cringe
>>66996893
You seem upset.
>>66996917
YOU WERE SAYING??
HOLY SHIT KD
>>66997270
So much this.
The guy you're responding to must be into watching nuns shake hands.
>>66997329
kys
>>66997353
to be fair, i've seen some damn good nun porn
>the absolute city of Oklahoma
>>66997332
little bit i tried to make this thread 45 minutes early
>>66997290
so kinda his shoes
>>66997368
Did you see that vid of that thick chick masturbating in a church?
>>66997385
holy shit sauce
>>66997368
>You like your nuns like this?
>>66997385
That's pretty fucking vague. You the chubby chaser I assume
>>66997412
>>66997368
I don't know how to break this to you, but.....
Those weren't real nuns.
Bourne?
>>66997427
She snuck into the church and it is self filmed. If you seen it, you would instantly know the vid I am talking about. I am high test yes.
this movie looks like shit
>>66997441
yeah my brain knows that but my dick doesn't
>>66997260
>>66997264
>>66997270
>>66997295
>>66997353
>>66997368
>>66997412
If the girls in San Antonio are big, I think I'll go up to Dallas, Bully knows all the spots
>>66997398
Found it on bing
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=church+masturbate+thick&FORM=HDRSC3
>>66997507
you are a god among men
>>66997476
>>66997476
Do you think any of them had to blow Cuban to get the job?
>>66997476
why is that OK for kids
>>66997476
>that jiggle on the Latina
>>66997557
Its not. Its Dallas. OKC's are much more family friendly.
>>66997557
The kids actually dance like that on Dance Moms
KD is on fire.
>>66997627
Why do you know this? Why?
>>66997610
Real talk, having seen a lot of other teams streams because the Lakers are shit this year, I've noticed OKC has not only one of the best cheerleadering routines but their half-time and break things are good too
they have that little black manlet guy doing it and he's funny as hell with his tiny legs
>>66997651
because my mom watches it
There's a typical plastic Dallas chick behind the Mavs bench with some BIG ol fake tits.
>>66997644
is she a bottle blonde?
>>66997374
>make this thread 45 minutes early
This thread was made 52 minutes early but it says "Pre-Game" so you've learned a valuable life lesson.
>>66997696
I don't know. Doesn't matter. I'd still giver her the K"D" if you know what I mean.
>7 footer
>5 dunks all season
Lol wut
>>66997812
I don't know what you mean. Please explain it in glorious detail.
>>66996088
TRADE WHEN
>>66997557
>implying everything has to be kid-friendly
Or you could try parenting.
>>66997836
I want to "fuck" her in the vagina and kiss her saggy tits.
>>66997355
Kek
>>66997846
tips fedora
>Dallas in charge of not getting BTFO at HOME
>>66997956
I am watching the game.
But you're watching BIble shows with your shitty brats because otherwise one of them might see a boob.
Westbrook is so shit
Is this OKC team good enough to reach the finals this year? Eh idk
>>66997999
Good thing he retired
>that 60 point game tho
>>66997999
>>66998021
lol fuck no
>>66997999
>still mad
When the mavs get to the point where they can't win (20 pt deficit in 4th quarter), do they continue to play hard for the home crowd or just pass time on the clock waiting for the game to end?
Who cares about basketball anyway? The Dallas Stars are about to win the Stanley Cup and the Cowboys are about to draft Ezekiel Elliot and gear up for a superbowl run, and the Rangers look like THE premier team in the mlb.
I understand up there in Oklahoma where its nothing but corn stalks and barnyards this game is exciting, but down here in the Big D we dont give a shit.
Oh look, another OKC lead led by refball.
>>66998083
>being this delusional
Why don't people fucking call out Dallas like they call out Seattle? This guy literally thinks Romo and a rookie is the one thing keeping them from the Owl. Did you eat lead paint for breakfast?
>Stars not good enough to win Dac Up
>Rangers are .600 with 147 games left to play
>>66997999
>still mad
>>66998155
The Cowboys are Romo and a legit RB away from the superbowl, if it wasnt for refball against Green Bay in the playoffs 2 years ago we would have been superbowl champs that year
Here comes the refball
Christ this announcer is so shit. Does he seriously do this professionally and not know that Durant would have shot 1 FT if the shot stood?
Kevin Durant doesnt have a dad
Lmaoo my mavs are gonna take this to 7 games and tire out the Thunder then my Spurs are gonna beat the Thunder later in the playoffs
The status of the city of Oklahoma: KEK'D
the thunder just hate putting teams away
is Cuban a Trump supporter?
Okc is gonna choke in the 4th again huh
>>66998439
Cuban is a Jew so probably not, Jews dont like Trump
Prince wasnt even good
>>66998522
Charlie Murphy pls go
2 weeks is plenty of time to get over it
>>66998522
Hey Tayshaun Prince was good with the Pistons
>>66998576
If you think Prince is good youre 50+ years old and need to get off 4chan
>>66998522
Tayshaun was an elite defender though
The is the saddest slowest playoff thread I have seen in my 6-7 years on /sp/
>>66998616
thanks youtube comment
i can't seem to thumbs up your post though so have a (You)
> Warriors Rockets game will tip on HLN
What the fuck TNT. Maybe don't have so many god damn ad breaks and your games will end on time. Fucking bullshit what the fuck even is HLN
>>66998711
/sp/ is dead m8. The days of 6 game threads per game are over. Even the nfl playoffs weren't moving quickly
Haltime show was GOAT. Straight up "yo mama" jokes were awesome.
> tfw I can do 3 posts in a row over the son of 8 minutes in a playoff game thread
>>66998711
this, why is it ded
Too much lurking?
Ibaka has a huge dick
basketball without kobe. You faggots wanted him gone and now look how boring this shit is
>>66998906
It was boring before he left, too, fampai.
>>66998711
everyone knows OKC will win. Round 1 is usually boring as fuck.
>>66998838
are you 13?
>>66998906
Kobe is the most overrated player of all time
Piss poor shooting percentage
only won with stacked teams
Terrible "clutch" shooting percentage stats
>>66998943
Except OKC isnt going to win the series
>>66998854
Mods ruined bro culture and were deleting halftime faptime etc.... Basically mods that didn't like sports and had never been on the board before came in and banned the shit out of everyone posting stuff that was not literally sports related (even stuff that was, or even if it was 2 in the morning).Everyone eventually left and then the mods left too and now we are stuck with a shit Reddit-tier board with nothing but generals and tripfags.
People might come back for the olympics, but the glory days of /sp/ are long gone
>>66998994
(You)
>Delusional mavs fans think they are going to win the series
Youre getting raped at home. Just forfeit.
>>66998978
>most overrated player of all time
>Piss poor shooting percentage
>only won with stacked teams
>Terrible "clutch" shooting percentage stats
what does lebron have to do with all this?
KD is a better scorer than Jordan
I miss the Dallas trips like Zangief and Tiki they always made these threads enjoyable
I wish they were still here
>>66999077
Theyre still here they just havent been posting much, Zangief never posted much
barea king of manlets
>>66999049
BTFO
Fucking hell it's livened up
>fat manlet gets mad
kek
Why does OKC get so much refball?
what did Adams even do
looks like Felton is mad because Adams is stronger
>Not ejected for throwing a punch
Mark Cuban is annoying as fuck
>>66999218
players are allowed to do whatever they want to Adams, Cousins intentionally elbowed him in the head earlier in the season and wasn't even called for a foul.
I hope Westbrook passes away soon
DIRK NOWITZKI
DIRK WHO NIGGA?
I'm gonna miss Dirk
What is the point of Westbrook
>relying on a 37-year-old to carry your team
literally why
BASED DIRK
Holy shit Nowitzki chatting shit!
ITS GETTING TESTE IN HERE
>nowitzki chomping out
are germans white?
who is that ugly OKC fuck thats always on the bench and looks like that frizzy haired black kid from Holes?
Barea Dirk PnR is fucking unguardable
How good would a team full of Dirk Nowitzkis be?
>>66999435
Mudbloods
>>66999435
*chimping
If Dirk literally had ANY help outside of a couple of old manlets and the one leg of Wes Matthews... OKC would be going home.
>getting pissy because you got fouled when you set a screen which they called
>get away with sticking your legs up to trip defender
Dirk has no leg to stand on
>get within ten
>19 point lead again
>>66999496
and if you would just be yourself you would have a gf
> TNT is going to make us watch the rest of the blowout before they air the Warriors Rockets game
For fucks sake, that game will be over by the time this one is
>>66999629
>TNT is going to make us watch the rest of the blowout
...and what exactly do you expect/hope for in that Warriors vs. Rockets game? lol
Mavs getting the benefit of doubt on every call since the double technical
>>66999675
Warriors will get raped
lol Harris is retarded
Damn these shots are loud as shit! Is the mic sitting directly the rims?
this disgusting display of refball
he fouled Roberson, not Durant
>>66999761
How is that his fault? Thats Durants famous retarded move where he pretends hes trying to shoot and flings his long arms into the defender
Hes such a faggot
>>66999794
he got away with fouling Roberson pretty blatantly, it just evened out
"Are you serious? Nah, fuck that!"
>>66999816
he was hand checking him and the refs were letting it go at first, but he started pushing his luck with nobody to screen out the refs which is stupid
>>66999884
t.Delusional OKC fan
>>66999929
bruh, the rip through almost never works unless the defender is hand checking you, otherwise it's easy to pull your hands away
>>66999962
>dont come near Durant or he will pull his faggoty "rip through"
Fuck off, I legit hope Durant dies
>>67000037
>hand check rule doesn't apply to guys defending Durant
go back and replay it, it was a pretty blatant hand check and even a reach-in just seconds before where he almost slipped on his ass.
kanter looks so fucking annoying
Brent Barry just said refs are bailing out Duran't and Brook's terrible 4thQ shot selection
>that anon that said Dallas actually had a chance
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY
Fucking Waiters just made a three over Harris. It's over.
>>67000232
>>66999675
I'd like to watch the part of that game that isn't a blowout. ie the first quarter
There's still one more home game for Mavs to stretch this out to 7.
but I am a Forensic Files fan
>>67000356
same here famalam. i've seen almost every episode.
also why is NBA on HLN? did they just make a new deal recently?
thanks for the extra home game Mavs, it's always better to win a series on your own court
Westbrook is easily the dumbest player on the floor.
>OKC with 116 points
>24 point lead
>still 5 minutes left
>>67000396
it is the best show of the genre easily. The production value is high level.
and they're probably sticking it on HLN because it is a low priority Turner station that most cable providers have.
Another should be mavs win ruined by refball
>>67000679
>24 points
>refball
>8 minutes left
>more than half the stadium has aborted
>>67000593
She's not even that bad looking desu
Better than most of the other vampires anyways
>>67000646
i can barely watch shows on Investigation Discovery because of the annoying overdramatized re-enactments.
Forensic Files is just so damn comfy but the cases are so old.
also on an unrelated note Morning Express with Robin Meade is absolutely based. The most upbeat news show on television right now.
>>67000718
The constant calls and non calls against the mavs didnt allow us to get into a shooting rhythm and it completely changed the dynamics of the game.
>>67000832
>my team never fouls but is always call for them
>the other team fouls constantly and is never called for them
drink bleach.
>>66999459
No defense
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>>67000907
i don't speak canadian
>>67000898
three Dirks, Suns era Steve Nash, and NOH era Tyson Chandler
>>67000948
Not even fair
