Cause no one else had anything up atm.
Line ups to come soon.
Mookie Betts, RF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
Xander Bogaerts, SS
David Ortiz, DH
Hanley Ramirez, 1B
Travis Shaw, 3B
Brock Holt, LF
Christian Vazquez, C
Jackie Bradley Jr., CF
Tampa Bay
Logan Forsythe 2B
Brandon Guyer LF
Evan Longoria 3B
Steve Pearce
Desmond Jennings DH
Steven Souza Jr. RF
Tim Beckham SS
Kevin Kiermaier CF
Curt Casali C
Can we all agree Dave Dumbrowski is overrated and sucks?
Why did he pay all those grapes for this poor excuse for an "ace"
>>66991541
Price is 30 years old we should have shot for Greinke and Miller tbqh with you Joe
>>66991556
>Steven Wright is the undisputed ace of the team
Lol
>>66991584
>Not Heath Hembree
Man was dominant, DOMINANT
rip prince
>>66991594
Uhh Heathbar only has one start and no wins
PEDEY
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Is Dustin elite?
BASED PEDEY
Odoshitty
where are all the red sox anime fags coming from
I've been in these threads since 2011 and never seen one
omfg
>>66991658
Hell
>>66991658
^_____________________________^
>>66991658
ellen posting
some english textbook for japs has a character in it who likes the red sox
>>66991658
Since we got a canon waifu
>>66991688
fucking hell man, why did they have to pick the red sox for that
fuck you souza
its papi's last season, show some respect
>>66991701
Dont the Sox have the most asian players lifetime? Japanese love us
God I miss Okajima and fucking Dice-K all the asian qts coming out of chinatown to see them
>>66991701
The gooks love the Red Sox.
I have a good feeling about this season.
Doomgloom edgelords can fuck off.
-7th individual memester
>>66991496
>red sox waifu
>picture isn't Ellen
baka desu senpai
omfg
based hanley
that contract might not have been so bad
THE MAYOR OF DING DONG CITY
literally 100x better than ferrari
SHAW
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SHAW
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>>66991496
Is MLB popular in Japan?
close game
haha oh man tampa do you wanna tap out?
PITCHER IS SHOOK
>SHOOK
>>66991762
omfg
TOP KEK
the
keks
never
end
tampon gay btfo
>>66991821
Only Japanese players desu. The league here is much more popular even though the talent level is much lower.
>>66991860
gibe otani pls
>shaw stole home
based
where is everyone
>>66992001
Hey sorry I'm still at work but I'm listening to the game now haha why is the game on now patriots day was Monday lol
>>66992001
Hi guys sorry my late is job please text me the 50 mcnugget workout and them eat your arms bi mistake.
sup bros
>>66991658
i miss when they stuck to chicagocunt threads. better times 2bh.
wow brockstar that fielding doe.
>jason aldean
OLD
BOOTS
NEW
DIRT
>>66992065
Honestly the lefty killer should be starting
>>66991658
Honestly you must be new because they've been around for the last few seasons just not as many as this year
>>66992085
agreed he needs more at bats to be ready to kill lefties
>>66992120
Maggie and Wil are not together. They had different ideas on the direction the relationship was going. Nothing deeper than that. Both are better off at this time. So STOP the rumors and gossip. FACT: There were NO third parties involved. Anyone who has posted about that knows nothing about either Maggie or Wil. Maggie is NOT about Wil's money. She has much more class than that. If you have posted negative things about her, look in the mirror, you have shown you have NO class yourself. They are just two good people trying to live their lives and find their own way. Best wishes to both of them. Here is some advise to the haters: Shut the hell up and worry about your own pathetic life.
>>66992114
honestly im not new
>>66991658
>never seen one
that's an absolute lie. It's more abundant this season but threads last season would end with what anime people were currently watching. To say they've never existed here is lying.
>WEREONLYUPBY40.TIFF
>>66992135
I was at the Padre's game last night in a Sox jersey, I always liked Wil.
>>66992114
The first /nesn/ threads were on /b/ prior to 2006. (as were all sports threads mostly during playoffs). They went back to /b/ after the original /sp/ was deleted by moot in an "EBIC TROLL MOVE" . /sp/ was added again after 500 billion million leejun fags cried that normies were posting sports on their /b/eloved secret raid mission base.
tl;dr /nesn/ always had animus.
THAT FUCKING BOUNCED VERY CLEARLY
That obviously hits the dirt.
i take solace in the fact that the rays would win in a fight with these fag boys from boston
IT FUCKING KICKED UP DIRT. THAT FUCKING VIDEO SHOWS IT.
>this inning
>ending ever
>complaining about umpire review because "differing opinions"
fuck off
>>66992321
steve lyons fucking sucks no surprise here
>this inning
>>66992334
isnt he the guy who got mad at shawn green for not being a "real jew"? lmao what a dumbass
>>66992334
better than >hey lets bring in [d-list Boston area comedian] to the studio/booth
Jesus that was fucking retarded.
"Hey did you see shit?"
"No, I was scratching my balls, sorry."
"Well how bout you?"
"No, I was tweeting about how boring this game is."
"Should we...should we just look at the video?"
"No, no we can't just go do that and have a decision in 30 seconds, otherwise people will realize how useless umpires are."
>it's a "managers literally can't stop fighting with the umps" episode
The Craig Kimbril commercial ceases to make me laugh
>>66992382
CRAIG
KIMBRIL
IS
THE
CONCLUDER
>>66992368
im not sure but I know he pulled down his pants once during a game after sliding into first
he claimed he forgot he was in front of thousands of people
>>66992382
only dustin pedroia should be allowed to appear in terribly acted local commercials
>tfw I have tickets for a sox game in a few weeks but too scared to go because I'm left handed
Should I just sell them?
I thought Price was supposed to be lights out
Did we get fucking fooled again?
>>66992419
i found the quote i was looking for, thanks wikipedia
>Lyons maligned outfielder Shawn Green, who is Jewish, for sitting out a game on Yom Kippur in 2004, saying: "He’s not even a practicing Jew. He didn’t marry a Jewish girl. And from what I understand, he never had a bar mitzvah, which is unfortunate, because he doesn’t get the money."
top bur
Jesus Christ.
>david overpriced
>>66992440
>>66992419
>During their broadcast of Game 3 of the 2006 American League Championship Series, broadcast colleague Lou Piniella, who is of Spanish descent, used an analogy about finding a wallet, and then spoke briefly in Spanish. Lyons said Piniella was "hablaing Español" – Spanglish for "speaking Spanish" – and added, "I still can't find my wallet. I don't understand him, and I don't want to sit close to him now."[13] On October 13, 2006, Fox fired Lyons for making the remarks.[13]
>>66992585
this guy is absolutely based
>Lyons has been known to make ethnically insensitive comments on multiple occasions; for example, implying that it was okay if a Japanese journalist's camera was smashed by Hideki Irabu, because as an Asian journalist must have half a dozen spares.
>>66992527
>>66992585
yet curt schilling gets fired for a meme
>>66992660
>fire Curt cause he's a meanie bo beanie
>keep a literal fucking murderer with Ray Lewis
We Astros tomorrow?
>>66992660
he's been fired before tho
>>66992643
Hey don't post pictures of my uncle.
>>66992725
nesn should give him another experience
>And earlier this month, on Oct. 5 during a playoff game between the Dodgers and New York Mets at Shea Stadium, Lyons and Brennaman made fun of a 64-year-old fan wearing a magnifying device over his eyes.
>"Maybe he's in virtual reality," Lyons said. And, he continued, "He should stay there."
>The New York Times later reported that the fan wearing the device was blind except for peripheral vision in one eye.
gotta say im liking this guy more and more
why did the Sox pay so much for an okay pitcher?
>>66992938
Cause we can't bring up our own.
Hey bros sorry I'm late, I missed last night's game too.
Why have we been winning????????????????????????????????
>>66992938
needed a 6th ace
price is shit
WHELP TIME TO GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING MOUND FARRELL.
>another dinger
WAKE UP JOHN
WAKE UP JOHN
WAKE UP JOHN
>>66992938
Because Ben paid way to much for really really shitty pitchers
So we have to overcompensate in the other direction
BRAVO
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Price is shit
>>66992643
What does that joke even mean
>>66992938
the price was right
PRICE ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
IT WAS 5-1
>PRICE
>>66992999
trips of truth
>The best pitcher this season is Rick Porcello
>mfw
>>66993021
hey draper
>>66992999
witnessed.
STOP LEANING INTO PITCHES FAGGOT
>>66993072
Umm, no actually it's Steven Wright. Unironically.
there are no more hi drapers the messiah returned during the night
>>66993081
YOU MESSED IT UP YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY "hi draper"
price is being paid over twice as much as grapes but isn't half as good
What is in Price's mouth?
>>66993081
Hey pal
>>66993111
a tongue
>holt
DFA
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>HOLT
>PRICE
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OF COURSE I START WATCHING AND WE START LOSING
JESUS CHRIST
>IT WAS 5-1
>DAVID "SANDOFAT" PRICE
>PAYING LITERALLY OVER 100 MILLION DOLLARS FOR ABSOLUTE SHIT
Chris Young wouldn't have fucked up that badly
>>66993105
if you say so, idgaf honestly.
>>66993156
Draper please ugh
more like brock dolt
>this collapse
farrell you've now lost the lead, and have no one warming up. thanks bud.
price
PRICE
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
should have been a 2 run homer in a normal non shit stadium
reminder the green monster is an abomination to the sport
the cunt is happening
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?
IT WAS 5-1
>>66993204
Not it wouldn't because the Monster is only 310feet deep
Dumdum
>>66993204
>a fucking leaf
>doesn't know shit about fenway
>no one was surprised
>>66993202
dang that jaw
does anyone know if masterson is still available he was an ace
>BARNES
>>66993239
it had the height and trajectory to go even further if the wall wasnt there you mong
>>66993251
>a fucking sock
>MATT BARNES
>IT'S THE 4TH FUCKING INNING
JUST
LITERALLY
JUST GO LINEUP THE BULLPEN
JUST
JUST GO LINEUP THE BULLPEN FACING THE MONSTER IN ONE LINE
JUST GO GET SOME AUTOMATIC WEAPONS
AND FUCKING FIRE THEM AT THE BULLPEN
JUST LITERALLY FIRE SQUAD THEM
BECAUSE ESSENTIALLY, YOU ARE DOING THE SAME THING TO OUR BULLPEN AS IS
GOD CAN WE HAVE ONE FUCKING STARTER THAT ISN'T A KEKLEBALLER THAT CAN NOT BLOW DICK EVERY OTHER OUTING.
>>66993294
it hit near the bottom of the wall you literal dumbass
>Hanley making an error now
it's over
blow up the team
fire Dombrowski
we're doomed
THE INNING CONTINUES
HOW LONG TILL FOOTBALL SEASON?
OMG TRADE PROCE NOW
FIRE SALE EVERYONE
IS THERE LITERALLY ANY CHANCE EROD PERFORMS WELL WHEN HE STOPS BEIMG A BABY
what the fuck is wrong with this team? how does farrell still have a job? every halfway decent arm that ends up in Boston falls apart almost instantly. it's not a goddamn coincidence, get a new fucking staff that knows how to play to individual strengths instead of "maximize Ks fuckin lol"
>>66993204
reminder that the 5th place 2015 Boston Red Sox had better attendance than the 1st place 2015 Toronto Blue Jays who are (need I remind you) the only mlb team in canada
>talking about shit stadiums when Toronto's stadium is so shitty that no one even wants to go there
>>66993273
pirates signed him.
https://www.piratesprospects com/2016/04/justin-masterson-for-the-first-time-in-a-couple-of-years-i-havent-had-any-pain.html
>the game was virtually 5-1 red sox after one
NO STEVE LYONS YOU STUPID KEK IT WAS LITERALLY THAT, THAT'S NOT WHAT VIRTUALLY MEANS
Wew lads, the longest inning
>>66993385
kek I like Lyons as a post-game analyst, but he's fucking terrible in-game announcing.
>>66993382
Wtf he was our ace
>>66993364
more like no one gives a shit about baseball
>>66993385
>>66991496
Is there anything like this pic for the mets?
pls
>>66993409
>thats why the games are vitualy sold out
Holy shit Price SUCKS
>>66993409
>no one gives a shit about baseball
>comes into a baseball thread to talk about baseball
Lmao @ ur life kiddo I bet you get bullied by beavers
>nap hitting dingers for CLE
i hate this world.
>>66993465
Who
>bats come out hot today because the offense knows Price is starting and they won't need to worry about coming back all game
>after having offensive struggles all week
>LOL price shits all over himself with a 4 RUN LEAD
>offense is going to die again because what's even the point of gunning for a lead if you know you're pitching is going to blow it
I feel like this May will be identical to last year's May.
how badly will that Seattle guy bomb when he gets healthy
>>66993382
>for-the-first-time-in-a-couple-of-years-i-havent-had-any-pain
same way i felt when they DFA'd him
>>66993518
Mike Napoli. The one who had sleep apnea
>>66993563
Not ringing any bells...
>giving up 8 runs
>TO THE RAYS
kill me
BUT BASED SHAW
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SHAQ
>>66993545
Should have kept Big Game Wade tbqh he was the real ace
>>66993409
well hey there's always the stanley cup playo-
oh
oh...
>>66993602
>trade only semi-reliable starter from last year (outside of Hill and Wright)
>get back an injury-prone reliever who breaks in ST and a "potential starter" that puts up a 9 something ERA in ST
BRAVO
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Why not fucking try and trade Kelly for something, even if less.
>>66993626
tbqh he has an 8.04 ERA for seattle this season. he's worse than david price somehow
>>66993617
yeah at least our team is...wait
lol sox thanks for paying top dollar for a pitcher that cant make it out of the 4th without giving up 8 to the RAYS LOL
>>66993639
oh well he still could have provided us with the highest of quality memes though
Price is just boring.
shaw pls save us
https://vine.co/v/iF2D75WUhMB
>>66993663
Literally better than Nava
Steven Wright: 2.13
Rick Porcello: 4.66
Clay Buchholz: 5.74
David Price: 6.65
Joe Kelly: 9.35
>>66993703
Based Knuckle Ace
>>66993703
is Price the new grape man?
>>66993703
>team ERA of 5.7
>take out Wright, it's 6.6
Wright is so fucking under the radar and doesn't get appreciated for what he's done. Against the fucking Blue Jays, twice, of all teams.
>>66993703
miss that fat boy
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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X WITH THE MEME WALL BALL
maybe that's our way out
>inb4 laughing papis
>>66993799
f u
>>66993799
nice jinx faggot
win will sox management learn that their big signings don't work
>>66993845
MORE BIG SIGNINGS? YOU GOT IT!
>>66993845
When they cleanup all the mistakes that Cherington made
so like in 50 years
>leadoff double
>do nothing with it
ree
How the fuck do they have a reliever throwing 99 coming in in the 5th inning
>>66993914
Because the Rays suck at everything except pitching.
>>66993843
>>66993830
hey fuck you guys i did it a few times last year and it worked
>>66993986
keyword being "a few times"
>>66993986
ok but it didnt work this time so its your fault
>>66994013
nuh uh it's papis fault
>>66994074
ya but youre just papi posting on the ipad in the dugout
>>66994006
no keyword being "worked"
also "a few times" is 3 words dummy
>Barnes not being terrible
man why couldnt he do this the other night
not that I fully blame him for that loss considering the Cy Young winner went down by the 1st
>>66994096
but how could i post >inb4 laughing papis if i was up at bat?
>>66994120
because you posted it before you went up to bat during the commercial break David
anyone listening to the game
>>66994193
ya O'brien and Remy are great together, and Lyons is there for the memes so ya
>>66994140
darn you got me
ROOKIE MOOKIE
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I LOVE YOU MOOKIE BETTS
post cookies
MOOKIE COOKIE
>when you serve up a dookie to mookie
COMEBACK TIME BABY
THANK YOU BASED OFFENSIVE YOUNG GUNS
MOOKIE
>>66993845
they just keep throwing money into the fire trying to correct for not signing lester
is Mookie the goat
Omg Craig is going to blow this
1500 HITS FOR THE MANLET
>bustfarts
God damn it
Fucking Pillar first and now Kiermaier
Can we please face a shitty defensive outfield again
Think I know how it feels when teams have to tee off against JBJ
can we all agree X is a bust
>Ian Browne @IanMBrowne 22s22 seconds ago
>William Cuevas is making his Major League debut for the Red Sox to open the seventh.
KEK we're putting in a Minor Leaguer.
Let's hope this kid is good.
>be John Farrell
>team gets back into the game, only down one run
>let me put in this kid we just called up
JUST
>>66993450
whenever I tell people I want to watch the game or know the score LITERALLY EVERYONE responds
>omg baseball is so boring
>you actually care about baseball?
lol who is this boy
>>66994450
tell them that hockey is shit to see their reaction
>John thrusting in a kid's Major League debut in a critical situation
John for the love of god
VAZQUEZ
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>Gary Striewski @garystriewski 2m2 minutes ago
>Is Christian Vazquez elite?
This kid has a great couple of breaking balls, but his fastball is fucking terrible.
He'll get lit up if he throws the FB
>>66994564
Omg is he commentating today? I'm listening to wei since I'm at work still
GUYER GOT GREEDY
HOLT TRICKED HIM INTO RUNNING FOR 2B
BASED HOLT
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kek
>>66994443
>KEK we're putting in a Minor Leaguer.
just trying to make the rays feel at home
BASED PAPI DOUBLES
>>66994740
Led use me but you're only allowed to post this when David hits a dinger
>>66994564
is he in this thread?
hi gary
Based HanRam with the sacrificial pop up to deep right
Based Ortiz with DAT SPEED
>>66994751
>Led use me
fight me you fucking faggot cunt you dont control me FAGGOT
BASED FUCKING SHAW
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itds habbening
LMAO WTF WAS THAT
KEKEK
THESE MEMES
SHAW STEALING THIRD
HOLT GETTING HITS
RASYS BEING THE RASYS
THIS
GAME
WEW LADS
CMON VAZQUEZ
JACKIE PLEASE
COME ON JBJ PLEASE
i hope kimbrel doesnt pitch today. he hangs too many fastballs
Time for a grand slam
>>66994878
not really.
he just literally whips it everywhere
>Jackie Bustley
DFA
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>>66994898
it was a joke you dingus
the joke is that it's impossible to hang a fastball
>>66994898
>yankees fan detected
>>66994878
as long as it's a save situation he'll be fine
>mookie busts
>leaving the bases loaded
de javu
is sandoval digging for gold?
BUST
you miss 100% of the pitches you don't swing at
>>66995004
you miss a lot of the pitches you do swing at too
>>66995004
>>66995019
desu you should always try to just hit the ball instead of swinging
>leaving in this minor leaguer for two straight innings
John jesus we just tied the game up what the hell bring in fucking Taz or something
Based Ted
>>66995051
>we just tied the game up
what makes you think he knows
that 3rd pitch was a strike desu
DAMN SO CLOSE JBJ
>LEAVING IN THE MINOR LEAGUER
JOHN YOU UTTER MORON TAKE HIM OUT
GOD FUCKING CHRIST
the meme monster strikes again
>>66995051
lol
