Afwul edition, terrible picture, not needed sub edition.


Can't believe i've actually got money on a player called Quentin.
Going to be DAC S_L_A_G_S

22222222

File: 10430465_687130841358412_8978408588302017960_n.jpg (109 KB, 746x960) Image search: [Google]

109 KB, 746x960

Emily Webb sub edition

>>66990153
:^)

>>66990160

the fuck is that hair cut

>tfw both of my tt accounts are in the top of tt right now
>tfw still DAC

>>66990160
Horrible teeth

>this standard of tennis

pmsl

Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k6mQyu2GxM

BT wants a small (2/10) on AS Moon DC

>>66990175
She looks to have poor quality hair like her dad so there probably isn't much she can do with it.

33333

>>66990189
It's not that bad at all really. Both of these could demolish most female top 20 players.

Pmsl here's the real thread song for you guys

http://youtu.be/Om7IBJf7-fc

LoC wants a special on Wilpas DC

>>66990211
>>66990246
Could you PLEASE have sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk

>>66990260
who?

>>66990276
Bulgaria m8

Halys looks fucking shite tbqh

ffs Halys is so shit

>10/10 on this
laffin

Such a fucking fraud

>That one spastic clapping Nicolas after each point

>>66990381
Its his dad.
Crowd are going wild.

Halys actually a dire player pmsl

>Quentin clapping Jarry
I want off this ride, fuck you slags.

Ffs I could beat Halys, he's so error prone.

What were you THINKING S_L_A_G_S

>>66990260
LoC surreal

Pmsl

Absolutely SMASHING academic -2

I S M A I L Y

goal

Pretty sure Halys would struggle against that old woman pmsl

Is Halys dead? Really fucking hope so.

Wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal seriously tested the vidiprinter tonight.

>>66990639
Too easy

>>66990639
>Curacao
Where?

QUENTIN

>halys
jesus

>>66990666
tbf I had no idea what Goffy meant until I googled vidiprinter

>>66990668
C a r i b

>>66990712
>multiple celebrity gatecrashers

shaking

>>66990668
it's and island AND a liqueur. pretty cool t b h.

>that weak as fuck net shot on advantage
FUCK you Quentin you shit cunt.

Halys literally cannot break serve pmsl. Terrible.

RIP Prince

This thread will have a 1 minutes silence at 18:00 BST (2 minutes time) to honour the man.

Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8BMm6Jn6oU

SLAGS SO SO SHREWD

S_L_A_G_S such a JUDGE

>Nicolas clapper silent

pmsl tears buddy

John Farren wants MEDIUM on Gent-Anderlecht BTTS

And i quote:
>"The last time Gent failed to score at home in the league was December 7th 2014. Anderlecht have conceded in their last 8 away league games. 4 of the last 5 H2H have been BTTS, with Gent scoring in all 5.
Anderlecht have scored in 10 of their last 11 league games. Gent have conceded in 8 of their last 9."

>>66990819
That was the injury break. Dad was so excited he fell off his chair and had a stroke. He's been SHAKING in hospital since, Jarry on a total downer since.

>le double fault man
such a meme

pmsl

5 first set double faults.
No end of unforced errors.
Fuck you slags you slug.

>>66989635
>>66989649
>>66989678
>>66989684
>>66989716
>>66989729
>>66989748
>putting shekels on kike slags

Worse than a virginclick/Kornerking double.


>>66989897

Normies out.

Academic girls going surreal in dedication for prince, God bless them.

>all these fucking draws again
getting sooo tired of it

Halys is dreadful. Absolutely fucking dreadful.

>>66990948
There winning 5 - 0 on a -1 you fucking retard.

Nice Nico! There we go! *claps*

JUST

Reminder that SLAGS tipped this 10/10 and 5/10.. Pathetic.

Fuck you S_L_A_G_S, seriously.

>following tipsters with less than 50% win ratio

Why?

/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl nibs

BT wants a smed on Levadia III DC on Unibet and other such bubblegums

One of the worst tips I've seen, considering it was a 10/10. Never looked likely to win.. Slags now known as a complete fraud tbqhwy

55555

Could do with another goal for Academic Team Girls Women.

>>66991191
this desu senpai.

Blacklisted S_L_A_G_S, pathetic excuse of a 10/10 and a 5/10

Friendly reminder the 'BT wants.." gimmick is just a copy of the "J West is LARGE on..." gimmick from last year.

>>66991218
Fair enough but he actually does

s_l_a_g_s here

I didn't realise that Jarry was bringing his dad. Disputing it with live chat now, hoping to get a refund

6666666

Can't stop winning
Won't stop winning

>>66991212
God bless you wonderful kikeesses.

come on Halys break this one

>>66991271
pls b quiet

HALYS

baby steps lads, he wins from here just watch

>>66991271
>australian shitposter is actually doing it
MADMAN

>Prince died

Hold me /bet/ as I drown in my losses.

>>66991335
;_;

Can't even listen to his music on Spotify or Youtube either. Gonna have to root around my CD collection in the loft.

Reminder that the 80s & 90s created more famous people than ever before so it stands to reason there will gradually be more and more notable deaths.

CyBu4 surreal.

Fucking hate Halys, can't win a break point at all.
Choking twat.

>>66991469
This, actually despise the cunt.

NEED another Gail Falkenberg match like AIR

Halys is so bad.

hello guys

Euan is lurking, get ready for a tip lads.

4th winner in a row

Ramat slags -1

>break points won
>2 out of 8
Disgusting,

>>66991183
SUCH a fraud

HALYS

>halys
Actually despise the cunt, hope he dies.

>>66991714
>HALYS

>hitting it out from that position

holy shit

Halys you son of a bitch choking slug
How in the fuck can you be this shit in strong positions, you RISP mug.

Threw this away.

Halys a bigger fraud than brasil tbqh

>hitting the net
>not winning your service game

Fucking hate this cunt more than i've hated any team before. SLAGS you fraud.

>>66991537
hi ayrton.

Genuinely the most I've ever hated a sportsman, fucking kill yourself halys you utter cunt.

>getting on a SLAGS tip when he's on a losing streak

pmsl

https://twitter.com/quentinhalys

>that last retweeet

PMSL

State of /bet/ ffs

>>66991799
>>66991817
>>66991839
>>66991777
>>66991767
>>66991761
>>66991752
>>66991750
>>66991740
>>66991714
>>66991568
>>66991535
>>66991469
>>66991308
>>66991289

Spoonfed sixth former slugs OUT, this place is such a pit these days.

File: Screenshot_2016-04-21-19-09-04.png (142 KB, 720x1280) Image search: [Google]

142 KB, 720x1280

>>66991839
reply is top kek.

>>66991862
SLAGS please have sex.

>>66991862

It's a very sunny day, please go outside and absorb some vitamin D.

>>66991862

Wish you'd get a match on tinder

So many little slugs wasting mummy's fivers on clueless little TT tipsters pmsl, beyond pathetic.

>>66991887
Wow, such a witty response. Please have sex and go study for your sociology AS level, you tedious little dullard.

>>66991856

Fuck off Calijah

>>66991900

>telling people to have sex with posts like this

HAVE SEX

Right, I'm now off to do some cooking with my gf. Think we'll rustle up a spaghetti carbonara, should be a nice bit of playful fun.

Goodnight, god bless lads. x

Enjoy pal, give her one for me ;)

>>66991920

How's her foot game?

>>66991920
Will you be having sex?

Celtic u20 will never score again in our lifetimes

>peter calling for goff to be sacked

pmsl

>>66992061

???

File: FP.png (28 KB, 596x379) Image search: [Google]

28 KB, 596x379

/bet/, why aren't we fading the public?

>>66992089

cause its easier to just wait for Euan to post tips

>>66992061
Need someone to tag Nick in that tweet

Was waiting to post this nearer in play but line has been hit in last half hour from 1.950 to 1.475 so had to post now, see what you can find on slower bookies...

I'm on Kettering -2 home to Bideford. 3.25 GL looks good too.

This is a 500 mile round trip for Bideford who are already relegated. Im told that pretty much all Bideford regulars have not travelled today, with the keeper being the exception. The manager has had to scrape together a bare 11, there's a 37 year old striker set to play at centre half and two strikers who play 4 leagues lower usually.

Kettering are in with an outside chance of playoffs, they need to win both their remaining games and boost their goal difference in the process. They will go for it for the full 90 today.

They will win the game, they should win it by several goals, I'm hoping they can do a demolition job on them.

>>66992160
Going in play so will just wait to smack so long as theres no early goal.

File: CglZnaaXEAADsM7.jpg (55 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]

55 KB, 600x450

AC Milan just performed a haka or something
positive energy

100 EU smacked.
second bet on pinnacle for me.

>>66992323
Whoa there big boy. Dont go taking all the value. Leave some for us

>>66992406
Carpi just benched 6 important players.
their coach lost it.

Ac Milan to RAPE carpi.

Anyone going to be paying RonBurgundy £20 for 5 months?

>>66992569

Probably

>>66992464
Unironically for a crisp £100 note on -1.25

>>66992569

Thinking about it, lotsa kronar to be made.

>Bideford DAs

HAHAHA FUCK OFF DOWN THOUSANDS

>>66992569
Seeing as hes a /bet/ dullared, pmsl.

>>66992160
Cant stop topping up
Wont stop topping up

Bideford having more shots, just end me please.

>>66991792
ayrton is not here today, can i help you with something?

>>66992160
Put a little on, first one from /bet/ i've ever done.

Jon Dunham @JonDunhamNT 7m7 minutes ago
Ball in the net for Bideford but flag was up 0-0

pmsl

>>66992745
Think I've made a big mistake here.

>>66992769
Because someone who was offside put the ball in the net after play had stopped?

>>66992745
/bet/ mafias pulled off a worldie here

>>66992769
/bet/ mafia m8

Kettering looking TEZ

>>66992769
Me too. Need a second half C O L L A P S E

>>66992786
The phrasing generally means they scored as play went on but it was brought back for offside. Ever watched a game of football?

Jon Dunham @JonDunhamNT · 1m1 minute ago

Close for Bideford. Barker played in Kelvin Fineboy (great name) and he shot across goal but just wide, unlucky 0-0

eyes welling up

>>66992813
I was trying to word mine as positively as possible.

But anyway, what relevance has 'scoring' an offside goal got? Ever watched a game of football?

>>66992829
Fingers gopingf nunbv

Cant wait for Bideford to score, will re back.

Just hold on a bit longer Bideford, let the line get tasty

Kettering has the better of the possession, more attacking movements and as I type this the only shot on target.

I go to quite a few non league games and they always start off slow.

Although on Saturday play off chasing Chalfont St Peter were beaten 4-0 by Bedford who had nothing to play for.

>>66991024
>the goyim is getting comfy Schlomo
>just as planned hehehe *le hand rub*


>>66991114
>>66991131
>>66991216
>>66991266

Fucking fraud. Glad I went small.


>>66991335

He probably went LARGE on SLAGS shit tip!

Kettering wins, the TT will be surreal soon

>>66991561
chrz m8

I hope the score before -1.5 hits 1.9 or I will lose all sense of bankroll management and ende up in a very dark place if they dont cover

>>66992323
>>66992406
>>66992464
>>66992600
>it's a still 0-0 when someone's supposed to be getting raped episode

Absolute sums and unimaginable mountains on -1.75

BIDEFORD 11111111111111111111

pmsl

Already face down on the floor

>>66993004
>Actually thinking you're fooling anybody

slammmming first half -0.5

>>66993004
Is it 2014 again?

Hope the Bideford team bus stopped in at Laddies on the way to the game and they all got a few quid on -2 to pay for the fuel for the way back.

Tommy Brewer would have had a hatty by now ffs

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LIKE TO BET ON KETTERING, COS WINNING IS THEIR FATE
AND WHEN WE BET ON KETTERING
THEY SCORE A GOAL IN 8......

>>66993019
>>66993036
penny-punting student mongs

>>66993125
I'm 28, but close.

>On Kettering -2.5

Is a two-story drop enough to kill me?

>>66993242
*storey

brains gone

>on overs in the AC Milan game

I've made a huge mistake.

Feeling a goal in the next 5

Maybe have a look at Darlington game instead. 6-0 up after 40 mins.

>>66993242
If you aim for head first you have a good shout.

>>66993260
floor*

We're not in America pal.

JonDunhamNT 25s26 seconds ago
Passes going astray for Kettering. Struggling to make any inroads. It's not happening at present 0-0

Fuck sake lids

>on overs in the Follo game

Just end it.

But hey, the Ultimate Fighter E01 is out. Gonna get comfy and touch myself to JJ with a little meat on her bones and the rainforest nigger womanlet. Hope the fighters aren't shit.

Four figure day turns into a minus four figure day if they don't win by 2+

>Bideford posing a threat on the break. Fineboy forces Solkhon to concede a corner 0-0

Marked as a loss. Going for a walk to clear my head. Praying I dont jump in front of the first bus that goes past.

Time for hockey yet?

:^)

>Bideford have a -43 goal difference

>>66993311

nice blog Klaus

west brom +3

pmsl another loss. Can't win a bet tbqh

Bideford players are going to feel the fatigue so much second half, I can't even begin to imagine just how CRAMPED their legs are after this long journey.

Well done to the danger who tipped HT/FT on TT, they conceded all their goals in the second half last game and that's when they'll tire. Need you to tip the handicap from here to make up for it.

Dunno why I went so hard on this, head's gone tbqhwy

Kettering haven't won in their last 3 games, failing to score >1 per game.

Think we made a mistake lads.

File: 1455070825497.jpg (81 KB, 1140x475) Image search: [Google]

81 KB, 1140x475

>he was on Kettering

>>66993467
Including a 0-1 loss at home to Bedworth, the team with the divisions worst goal difference.

Bideford players are so TIRED. It's HT now but a few of them are going to bring out their BLANKETS for the second half. Once FATIGUE kicks in Kettering will run RIOT. Ends 4-0+, gl x

>>66993380
>Klaus

Wrong country, sir.

>>66993513
A ray of light. Bideford lost their last game on Tuesday 3-0 to Poole, all goals coming in the second half.

>>66991561
Pmsl 4 in a row in this thread going for 5 in a minutr

follo 3 red cards

Card in that Follo game, absolutely surreal.

>>66993564

U19 boyos off their fucking heads. Probably russ and want some time off.

File: rb.png (17 KB, 616x540) Image search: [Google]

17 KB, 616x540

>>66992464
>80% possession
>9 shots
>only one on target

bring in Menez or i'll be DAC

kr reykjavik -.5

You'd be crazy not to lump on.

What the FUCK is Baerum DOING

It's like they don't want the 111111, 22222 or even the 333333

Kettering when?

1111111111111111111

HUPPPPPPPPPPP

IDS HABEENING

111111111111111111

>>66993690

111111111111

SURREAL

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111


ALL DAY

222222222222222222

ketamine!!!!

22222222222222

THE FIX IS IN

2222222222222222

Here comes the rape train CHOO CHOO

Red cards vanished in Follo ffs

K e t t e r i n g
2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

Need 6 more for SUMS

Superrugby tips because I cba waking up at 8 to watch the shorks
U51 for the highlanders sharks game @2
Cheetahs [email protected]
bet 365

22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

Hate that stupid fucking nonce on twitter. Managed to talk me out of >>66992979

>>66993807
Ditto

>inb4 not covering the -2.5

>>66993807
Pmsl. What line you on anyway, -2 or -2.5?

>>66993807
He has changed his tune now
>I am definitely ordering whatever was in the tea in the home dressing-room at half-time. Poppies relentless at present 2-0

>>66993834
-2.25 and -1.75 reback. Would have been legit large at HT if he hadnt been so negative.

They actually need lots of goals looking at the GD. Rebacking.

Surely the F A T I G U E means more goals.... r-right??

333333333333333

3333333333333333

NEVER
IN
DOUBT

>>66993807

Who?

>>66993933
>>66993934

Fucking /bet/ magic, I swear.

Ends 5-0 +. Good morning and goodnight. x

Pls help AC Milan too, /bet/.

Why did I pick BTTS for this Arsenal/WBA game.

>>66993311
>JJ
Okocha?

444444444444444

EEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ

Who rebacking -0.5?

>>66994008

Joanna Jerkmydick.

YEA WE MOVING ON UP

TO THE BIG HOUSE

Ah shit, there's volcano apehoop going on. I don't think I can take another bird tip.

Need 1 more for some serious A I R tbqh lads

>>66994299
Need another 2 desu, might have pushed it there though.

>>66994113
>Eight minutes to go here. Kettering 4-0 up, a fifth would put them above Weymouth in sixth place on goals scored...

Me

555555555

HUP

>>66994419
Hup

>>66993630
Pmsl 5 bets in a row and a 5th from Kettering

Been a world day

>score as staking meme

zzzzzzzzzz

555555555555

555555

One more lids...

>>66992323

psml

6666666

2 MORE

666666

6666666666

Fuck me....

>doubting Kettering

77777777

7 pmsl got on a 6s

>>66994547
77777777777

>Stopped backing at 4-0
Still up real nice but should've been up brains

>AC Milan 0-0

F R O G
R
A
U
D

>>66994645

Far too many of these situations recently