Graveman vs. Eovaldi
Oakland
vs. NYY RHP Nathan Eovaldi
1. Billy Burns, CF (S)
2. Chris Coghlan, 2B (L)
3. Josh Reddick, RF (L)
4. Danny Valencia, 3B (R)
5. Stephen Vogt, C (L)
6. Jed Lowrie, DH (S)
7. Khris Davis, LF (R)
8. Yonder Alonso, 1B (L)
9. Marcus Semien, SS (R)
New York
vs. OAK RHP Kendall Graveman
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
3. Carlos Beltran, RF (S)
4. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
5. Brian McCann, C (L)
6. Alex Rodriguez, DH (R)
7. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
8. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
9. Aaron Hicks, LF (S)
Hello New York! How are you this afternoon? Well, I guess it is more evening on your end.
I hope Kendall Graveman throws well today.
Lets not repeat last nights shitshow.
Why is Shreve such shit on MLB The Show?
go yankees
Go A's
>a'ss
dat fucking move
>A'ss baserunning
yanks have actually been really good in the field this year, it's a shame it's going to waste.
I wonder if that guy killed himself from last night.
Hey faggot if you killed yourself reply to this.
>>66976667
especially in the infield
Wait, I missed it. Did he get caught stealing or picked off?
>>66976717
picked
Ellsbury almost earning that money
i like keksbury's little line drive swing
>lelsbury doin thangs
wew lad it might actually be a good night.
inb4 3 run dinger
>.078 w/RISP
Holy shit bankees
>>66976853
>Getting hits when it matters is somehow better than loads of solo dingers
wew lad, I bet you like pitcher's duels too
>>66976894
>>66976853
what an absolute fag, im sure he likes lead-off singles too
>>66976853
RISP stands for "Rife Is Suffering Phamiry"
why is kendall graveman such shit, bros?
I hate you so much Tex.
>>66976959
He isn't
>RISP
>>66976925
I'm more of a lead off walk/double kind of guy actually
Grand slam A-Rod pls.
tfw no friends with which to play baseball with
haha time for an A-Rod infield popup with bases loaded
>>66977055
>that redundant usage of "with"
holy fuck Arod.
A-Rod, you cunt
Life is torture.
Fuck this shit. Fuck this team. I'm so sick and fucking tired of their motherfucking shit. Fire everyone, kill everyone, burn down the stadium, racial holy war now.
>0-3 RISP
>1 inning in
What are we drinking tonight, friends?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66977118
Everclear shots it looks like
should i buy weed or not, my bros
>>66977118
tequila
I don't get how people can stand that far from the plate
>>66977118
bleach
Is Graveman elite?
>>66977149
Enjoy your overdose.
>>66977191
No, he's just pitching against a AAAA offense.
I think Paul would be a better manager than Girardi
that fucking low strike has killed us all season
DIDI
I
D
I
God damn he just eats those knees up
DIDI
I
N
G
E
R
B A S E D
About fucking time. Didi dinger.
I'll take it
>>66977215
My nutsack would be a better manager than Girardi. No one on the fucking team even knows how to bunt, they never know when they're playing, that binder reading nerd needs to fucking go. Is Lou Pinella dead? Can he come in?
>2015
>didi only Yankee with truly terrible offense
>2016
>didi only Yankee with truly respectable offense
when did we get so smug?
>>66977375
didi was good last year...
>>66977375
>who is Castro
>who is Beltran
>>66977394
if you started watching in June
>>66977359
I don't know who is out there, what are the options the Yankees could have for a manager?
>>66977375
Didi turned it around during the second half last year. Gardner, Beltran, and Castro have been good this year too. Who do you think are the runners being stranded on base?
>Khris
What is this faggot a Kardashian?
>>66977484
me desu
>>66977514
No, African Americans like to be unique with their names.
Eovaldi is lighting up the gun tonight boyos.
>>66977535
How are you gonna get past the wall?
Davis will turn it around, right?
>>66976609
I have MLB 2005, if you Chris Capuano you get 15 years of Cy Young pitching.
>>66977484
Derek Jeter
>>66977563
By plane and showing my visa upon entry.
>>66977563
He can manage through the wall, like Phil Jackson.
>evaldi becomes our ace this year
>>66977645
his FIP and xFIP are pretty good. He just needs command of his secondary pitches and he is ace material.
>>66977672
actually, just his xFIP
>"I'm just happy to be in the major leagues"
this hit me in the feels for some reason
>>66977672
He's really good 90% of the time. He just has 10 or so pitches each night that ruin the game for him
Teix if you don't fucking hit the ball the other way I will walk to Yankee stadium after the game and shove a baseball bat up your ass
FUCK YOU TEIX I HOPE YOU GET SIGNED BY THE A'S NEXT YEAR YOU BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66977484
A-Rod is a great baseball mind. He can be a player-manager.
Guys, I'm sorry but I have to drive home. I hope the Yanks dont lose the lead...
>>66977763
Fucking rude
>tfw just noticed a dead pixel on my 72 inch big screen
This must be what death by a thousand cuts feels like.
>>66977826
Dammit man, just take one for the team
>>66977763
He'll probably have a decent year this year and the Yankees will overreact and give him a 5 year extension.
>>66977838
My friend works with TVs, he can't fix a dead pixal but he was able to move off to the side
>>66977838
>it never goes away
>that old guy by himself in A's gear
Me in 40 years btw
>>66977826
I fucking hate you. And as I typed this, Burns hit a double. Fuck you. I hope the cartel gets you.
>>66977863
pls no
Hopefully Bird is in top shape and he can take over.
>>66977863
Fuck you don't you dare say that.
>>66977826
And they tied it. I hope you're happy.
>>66977826
YOU FUCKED US
Based Coghlan
Burns has wheels desu
>it's an eovaldi shits the bed enough to give up the temporary lead we had
>>66977763
>A's
>signing a big name like Teixeira
lol
>>66977903
>>66977907
>Turn off TV to try to fix it
>Turn TV back on
>A's scored
>It's still there
Looks like suicide's back on the menu, boys.
>>66978054
What about the colossal names of Davis and Coghlan? And that Marlins pitcher who was alright once?
>>66978077
Put pressure on it
>>66978054
He'll be garbage enough this year where a team will only offer him a one year deal. They'll sign him and he'll be trade bait.
>>66978054
>teixeira
>big name
is it 2008 again?
>Ump bends over
>"Paul is it me or do you smell bacon right now?"
wew
So how did you all end up A's fans and not Giants, Dodgers, Angels or Padres fans? I don't know how california fandom works
Hang onto the ball, McCann!
Great job, McCant.
I fucking hate this team. I wish George was around to fucking destroy them in the club house.
FUCK THIS TEAM
Ron Washington is so lucky right now
REDDICK
>ron washington
>>66978185
I miss George so much. He'd blow it all up.
>>66978199
>Ron Washington is so high right now
Fixed that for ya.
Fuck you Mexibro I hope you get beheaded
>>66978217
Isn't everyone?
>>66978147
Born in east bay.
I'm not a jints fan because I've been watching baseball longer than 5 years.
:^)
>>66978229
Don't bully little Mexico.
>>66978229
Panamabro isn't here either, these damn latinos are ruining everything.
>it's an eovaldi shits the bed inning while pitching a gem the other innings
>Right field at Yankee Stadium
p much why ruth should have an *
>>66978234
I know I am. 420 just blaze it bro.
Picture related it's me.
>>66978249
Is the East Bay like the New Jersey of the Bay Area
Mexibro is a cunt desu
I hate you Hal
I fucking hate you Hal
>>66978294
Even though he hit more homeruns on the road right, you fucking retard?
>>66978304
Pretty much.
>this defense
WHAT THE FUCK
>>66978117
He's a recognizable name. That's what I meant by big name, I didn't say a big bat. Teixeira is just an overpaid name now
This is getting tough to watch
This game is getting exciting!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>66978294
Yet only one other left handed Yankee batter hit 60 homers (Roger Maris).
Also, fuck this team, holy shit.
>>66978350
Giradi needs to make them do a three hour workout after this game
sorry yankees, that was pretty funny
We little leadue defense now
Why am I watching this? Why are we watching this? I'm about to get on PS4 fuck this trash ass team. North Korea should drop a nuke on these butter finger no hit getting overpaid old fucks.
>>66978374
I was gonna say Marris too, but then i remembered he does have an asterisk
>>66978378
Girardi needs to fucking kill himself then have the entire team do a three hour workout after the game THEN FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES FUCK
>>66978249
>No Giants fans existed before 5 years ago
There has always been more Giants fans than A's fans and you know it
an Alonso slam over the short porch would be the cherry on top
>>66978417
i thought California was mostly Yankee fans?
Nice throw Hicks.
FUCK YEAH HICKS THAT WAS TIGHT AS FUCK
Hicks, you mad man
>>66978466
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>66978417
>There has always been more Giants fans than A's fans and you know it
>always
no, just recently
>>66978466
i have lived here for 21 years. i have never met a yankees man
Great play 2bh
HOLY SHIT GUYS IM SORRY
>>66978522
FUCKING BEHEAD YOURSELF
BUILD THAT GODDAMN WALL TONIGHT
>>66978493
I went to San Diego and LA and saw a bunch of people wearing Laker jerseys and Yankee hats
Never been to Northern california though
>>66978522
YOU CUNT
>>66978522
I FUCKING HATE YOU JUST STAY AT WORK UNTIL THE BULLPEN IS IN THE GAME YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US
>Kid brought a glove
>Actually got to use it to make a catch
That's rare.
>>66978522
its ok
wew lad Valencia deader than an orange
>>66978506
No. Literally always. You're either delusional or misinformed
>>66978628
Good, maybe he won't be able to play for Team Israel in the 2016 WBC Qualifier
DFA Headley
Trade Headley for injured Valencia right now.
This is going to be a long season
>>66978630
>jints
>fans prior to pacbell being built
kek whatever you say
>Xir Didi
>>66978665
>file name
Kek
>>66978678
>Bobby Thomson
>>66978665
>File name
nice lel
>>66978665
next time ill do it while we are batting
>>66978678
>not wanting to freeze to death at decaying Candlestick means you weren't a fan
How's that crumbling concrete shithole working out in Oakland?
>>66978754
I-I like it
>That kid's emo sister just gave him a wet willie after his mom handed him money on national TV
Hot.
Why is Billy Burns so good?
>>66978754
>"w-we didn't have fans prior to 2000 because it was too cold!"
Don't get mad at me for stating the facts.
BASED BURNS
I want Graveman to get a hit
>>66978866
This is AL ball, amigo
>>66978885
But didn't Melvin burn the DH when Valencia went out?
>>66978866
inb4 a dinger
>NL babbies will defend this
>>66978522
NEVER EVER LEAVE WORK AGAIN
>this team
>>66978907
For the Yankees.
>all these fucking sock giveaways
Give me bobbleheads, goddammit
>>66979067
Kek the A's are literally the Jew team.
>making ms relive that Gardner error
>>66979091
OY VEY
>>66978885
>not knowing the rules of baseball
You lose the DH if you move the DH to a defensive position.
>>66979005
>>66978828
Okay smart guy, I looked up attendance pre-2000 for the A's and Giants, the only time A's attendance was somewhat decent was late 80's/early 90's. Besides that it was even worse than the Giants going back decades. And there has always been more Giants fans than A's fans. I don't know why you're trying to deny this. I thought the A's liked being the scrappy underdogs that nobody gave a shit about
>hitting through the shift and all the way to the wall
JUST
>>66979114
Holy shit, what would you do if they gave you that /sp/?
I would give it to my Jewish gf.
>Curt Schilling fired by ESPN
I fucking hate liberals
>>66979240
Schilling is a scumbag though. I hope his daughter has consensual sex with me and it makes him really upset.
>>66979240
Man, dude, its fucked up but the world is changing. Just get with it I guess. I'm not happy about Clinton being our next president, but you gotta start coming to terms with it.
>>66979273
>just roll over and except societal decay!
You're the problem!
Also
>this team
>>66979273
The thing that makes me the most mad about it is the fact that ESPN enables political views so long as they're liberal. I can't even count the amount of times they've aired or published one of their retarded ass writers talking about how racist baseball is.
>>66979302
>accept
holy shit kill me
>>66979302
What are you going to do about it?
>>66979240
>for sharing this
>>66979328
Exactly what liberals do -- bitch and moan.
>>66979240
>espn also releases this study
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15278401/mlb-teams-need-more-minority-managers-female-vps
>An annual report examining diversity in Major League Baseball says teams could do a better job hiring minority candidates for managing and GM posts or women for VP and other administrative positions.
>>66979273
I forgot to sign up to vote yesterday
>>66979334
Would pollinate.
>>66979364
There's no point anyways. Clinton will be president.
lineup pls
How does that 1893 Pepsi taste? I heard it make your hrram hard like rhino tusk.
>>66979238
I'd give it to my girlfriend's Jewish son
>>66979411
Time for qts?
>>66979411
No amount of Upton posting can redeem you now. Not even if you have a picture of her doing a naked crab walk into a pile of dildos.
>>66979444
time for trips!
>>66979459
s-sorry
>>66979395
Who knows man. I'm just glad all the political commercials are over here for now
Teix just fucking hit it the other way. Sigles aren't for faggots, ground balls into the shift and pop ups are for faggots.
>>66979484
Unless the Republicans resurrect Ronald Reagan and nominate him in their open convention, Clinton will be the next president.
Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch, is this the year that >we finally have a losing season?
>>66979484
Until June once all the NJ and CT commercials start.
>>66979240
Trump will stop this
>>66979574
dont say it brah
we overcame the 2013 starting lineup
>>66979574
Yes
Hello 4chan pals! Phew! Another bad game for Yankees... Will Yankees come back by the time of this long season? :(
>>66979526
>unless the republicans resurrect Reagan
Trump is better than Reagan in every single way, though -- more bipartisan, against globalism, non-interventionist, no special interests, etc.
>>66979678
If they lose we're taking turns splitting Mexico's boipussy after the game, you in?
>>66979678
Shut the fuck up
>crowd is so depressed they're doing the wave
I'm about to go to the store. Let's see if we can reverse the curse with by having another spic drive home.
>>66979762
>mfw there's a wall around your house when you get back
>Last A's pitcher to get a hit against another AL team: Catfish Hunter vs. the Angels on 10/3/72
>>66979712
Why?
>>66979238
>gf
h-heh yeah
Is the the worst Yankees beginning of all the history? :(
>>66979942
Yankees always get off to horrible starts.
I remember 2006 or so they didn't get above .500 until the all-star break.
>>66979695
His own party doesn't want him though
>>66980006
How was Yankees beginning of last year season? Like this one?
>>66980092
Yankees we 6-7 last at this point in 2015
>dfw risp
It was a good bullpen while it lasted.
>A's defense
Nice defense!
Based fucking Coghlan
Didn't even see that tag desu
>somehow managed to gidp with a man on 2nd and third
FUCK
HOW
SHIT
WHY DONT THEY GET SENT HOME THIS NEVER WORKS OUT FUCK
DFA HICKS
No matter how much the other team tries to give >us the game, >we fuck it up.
>>66980089
That's because he represents the people, not his party.
Also, terrible call.
Boo more
Tip top kek
FUCKING UMPBALL
WEW
E
W
Can't wait to hear Girardi's lame excuses in the postgame
Why do umps hate >us this season?
Turning it off and going to go eat tacos with my gf. Fuck this shit, can't deal with this bullshit team and their fucking sandlot mistakes anymore.
I can't watch the game in this mini-laptop...
:(
>>66980323
I wonder how much more patience he has for this shit. He gets more and more frustrated with each post game.
Fuck this team
Fuck this offense
Fuck your replay
>>66980339
Why do the yankees keep making retarded base running errors at crucial moments? That play was 100% on didi.
>>66980341
Quasimodo?
What percent of responsability have the manager in a row of loses?
BUTLER GOT A HIT. WEW LAD
>>66980341
Y-yeah, I'm going to go out with my gf too...