Hitler's Birthday edition
>would be SMOKE WEED edition, but the game's in Cleveland so you know that would make it wrong and stuff
I know it's only April but
Smiff OBP monster strikes again
>>66975577
quit that.
Waaaaay too earlier for that, we still got plenty of chance
good time to go long here, Seag
the big goose egg!
>>66975651
also, don't tell the mods but I snuck some titties up there
DAMNIT SEAG
Opinions on Taijaun? I don't see the fuss, personally. Competent at best.
>>66975686
I think he's got ace potential, eager to see him unveil his slider
lind
i
n
d
the shift is a shit meme
>>66975857
Isn't it your dinnertime grandpa?
trash
>>66975888
in like 45 minutes
score runs pls desu senpai
>>66975857
the numbers are out there bro, feel free to find them and convince me it don't work overall
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE WEATHER NO ONE CARE IF YOUR VAGINA IS COLD AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD YOU FAGGOT
>still glad tohave a Ms stream
AYYYYYOKI LMAO
send chisenhall back down
AOKI AOKI
AOKI
O
K
I
this nigga needs a nickname
Sasuga Aoki
AYYOKI LMAOKI
>0.76 ERA
Did he pitch like 2 innings in those games?
>>66976059
>>66976059
Seaweed
Nori is Nippon for Seaweed
Can we call Sardinas Sardinquist or something? I bet he plays 2nd base next week
>>66976118
>Nori is Nippon for Seaweed
>>66976268
>Sardinas
Who's that? I thought SardiƱas was playing short today. :^)
>>66976295
10/10
saved
>>66976295
put a bat in his right hand and I'll save that bad boy as hard as I did your DHL one
>nori
>seaweed
as many times as Ive been to Uwajimaya I shouldve said that first
>>66976319
Lick my Ʊuts ;DDD
how long before Seag gets beaned for his pre swing fuckery?
>>66976464
minus 7 months
>>66976412
hes to big, ill try and find a different pic
>>66976484
I meant THIS season
Shit was hysterical last year
>>66976500
check'd
And dont bother on my account, that one is charming af
>>66976557
ok cool
>lind
FUCK YOU LIND
>dont even care, its fucking linds fault
Since we're doing Aoki shoops
There we go, on the board
>>66976632
>>66975558
>smoke joint in CLE
>go to jail
>smoke joint in SEA
>cop tells you to get the fuck off the sidewalk
TELL ME AGAIN HOW SEATTLE IS TERRIBLE
>>66976720
bums, hippies, millennials, annoying faggots, muh $15hr, hills, traffic
>>66976720
Capital Hill and the Seattle city council
T. Seattle resident
>>66976720
What about the waves of tranny hipster Xehawks fans
>>66976757
>falling for sp memes
>>66976720
>snows 2 ft in CLE
>no big deal
>snow dusts SEA not enough to cover the ground
>7 people die
>>66976757
its literally 1 dude
>>66976752
those are both the IRL versions of containment threads
>>66976749
how is $15 an hour a bad thing
>actually, dont answer that, lets save that discussion for /pol/
and why would you want to live somewhere without young attractive people?
>>66976720
>be native american in Seattle
>get shot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_John_T._Williams
>>66976774
That's what happens when you build a city on a bunch of hills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZCyQ3emQg
Ice and hills don't mix
>>66976823
there are attractive people everywhere, what i dont like is the sjw mentality that people have in seattle.
>>66976749
>complaining about $15/hr
Also you're high.
>>66976752
Cap Hill and City Council
First is awesome, second has some gentrification but also a socialist is on there sticking her finger in the eye of the Man
>>66976757
You can't spot a transexual by looking at them. Hipsters yes but again:
>high
>drunk
>watching sports
Better than the 300 lb. fatasses in CLE
>>66976774
>complaining about the weather
And LA shuts down for a week if it rains 1/2 an inch, let's see how well Ohio handles an earthquake, bitchboy.
>>66976839
>be my buddy Sam
>get shot
http://q13fox.com/2015/07/17/man-who-rams-patrol-car-on-i-5-shot-to-death-by-police-at-second-scene/
To this day I have no idea what made him act like that, he never did the slightest aggressive thing when I knew him
guys its so fuckin beautiful outside
>>66976839
That is not unique to Seattle.
your a big guy
>>66976890
>Also you're high.
no, i just know burger flippers dont deserve $15hr.
>>66976883
>there are attractive people everywhere
Have you BEEN to Ohio?!
>>66976920
to hot desu
>>66976946
kek no
>>66976906
That's fucking terrible. Shout-out to Sam.
Cops are roided up assholes everywhere you go, if you see one and didn't call 911, run. And even then.....
http://www.washington.edu/news/2016/04/18/early-analysis-of-seattles-15-wage-law-effect-on-prices-minimal-one-year-after-implementation/
>>66976940
>he thinks only fast food workers make min wage
anyone going to the fair in monroe this weekend? im selling raffle tickets at the car races on saturday
>>66976920
NoDak M's fan reportin'
Its fucking gorgeous here too, nicest day since a freak warm spell in Febuary
>>66976940
If you work a full work week, you deserve to be able to support yourself
I wouldn't deal with fast food service industry bullshit if it paid $20, I'd go back to literally shoveling shit for $9.10 first
>>66976940
the problem is, Seattle is fucking expensive as shit. $15 an hour has become necessary because the cost of living is absolutely ludicrous
>>66976940
>I just know burger flippers dont deserve $15hr
>I just know burger flippers dont deserve
>I just know
Don't believe what the TV tells you. Everyone deserves to be able to pay rent and have a living wage, and not everyone can afford a great job. So they either have to live on welfare, or get the best job they can.
But to bring it back to /sp/ -- Quality weed is expensive, bruh.
>>66977065
Also this.
Though really you should be paid a living wage regardless of where you live, the only people with a logical reason against it are corporations who don't want to pay it. If you're not a corporation ITT, you're a parrot.
>>66977065
i realize this. its a slippery slope for me i guess. i dont live in seattle so what does it matter
>>66977004
Wait, what?
>>66977174
>what does it matter
Because when it gets approved in Seattle and society doesn't collapse, it will be adopted in surrounding areas (yours) so they can still compete financially.
>>66976971
What's it like living on the edge?
>>66977199
i dont think it will desu
>>66977174
going counter clockwise
>2 hawt blondes
>1 definitely do able
>1 maybe doable
>1 who probably makes great quesadilla
I swear if it wasn't a 24 hour drive, I'd go to more games
FULL COMMUNISM NOW!
>>66977259
>>1 who probably makes great quesadilla
kek. where ya from thats 24hr drive?
TRASH
GARBAGE
BUMS
>>66977246
Depends how far out of town you are.
Spokane? Nah.
Tukwila? Bring it.
Nori's route efficiency must not be very high, he's routes always look awkward to me
>>66977291
North Dakota, by the Montana border
aka
NoDak
aka
MonDak
aka
Nortana
aka
oilfield bust town
I was born on Broadway, though, grew up on Bainbridge and lived a lot of my 20s on First Hill
>>66977354
im north a little ways
>>66977370
neat. i want to get back out there again, shits beautiful
>>66977370
First of all, your sister is hot.
Second of all, come back to SEA. There's no reason to spend your life in the tundra, there's not even good wifi.
>>66977414
>Bothell/Monroe/Everett
Oh, the RICH areas. And you think $15 won't make its way up there? GET REDDEH
>tfw you suddenly realize 20 posts have gone by and you haven't discussed the game
OH SHIT DID THAT GUY JUST SWING A BAT
GO SPORTS
>>66977414
>>66977446
I thought the lack of mountains, trees and salt water would drive me apeshit out here
But the Missourri River is warm as fuck in summer and fun to drive on in the winter, the praire is beautiful, the badlands are fucking incredible, there still good paying blue collar work here, and I much prefer honest workingman people out here to snobby pretentious Seattlite granolas
Miss the fuck out of the music scene though
>>66977487
>Oh, the RICH areas.
kek no
>>66977567
i feel ya on all that m8. i stayed out there for a couple weeks and the badlands/black hills were amazing
pls ANTIZUNINO
we need insurance
>>66977630
cruising the dirt roads throughout the Little Missourri badlands is fucking great, and they are like 45 minutes out of my town
Is that pitcher going full on Miley?
stupidMileyCyrusPicture.pnd
>>66977567
People moving to Seattle from somewhere else is what has fucked it up, and I say that as someone who moved here from somewhere else (though to be fair, I totally have a smoking-hot native-Seattle gf).
"Warm in summer" is good and all (Seattle is too), it's "how much can I tolerate the winters." Way easier in the PNW than in ND, aka "the shit Canada didn't want."
>>66977663
have you been to the corn palace?
>>66977680
>full on Miley
I'd get full on Miley, if understand my implication.
Tai's been ahead in the count so much today, nice to see
sup merner bros
fuck you, go native americans!
lindor is so good, I cant wait until his rookie contract is up and he goes to the yankees or doyers or something
Gotta swing to stay alive.
Ź
>>66977721
no but I've been to the Grain Palace in Ray (pop 742) ND
>>66977713
the influx of Californians in the 80s was horrible, even polite timid northwesterners would key the fuck out of a car with Cali plates
>gf
pics or she never happened
man why is it so hard to SCORE RUNS
>>66978035
3lite mariners defense
>gndians
>>66978035
Forgot to sacrifice the live chicken.
If you asked me to imagine what the Rock and Roll Hall of Fane building looked like, I would picture the EMP, not that building
>>66978035
its kinda like that irresistible force meeting an immovable object thing that smart people talk about
except its a limper than overcooked noodle offense meets a soft as church music defense
>>66977994
>pics or it never happened
Like I'm gonna unleash you animals on her.
Something like your pic but with full sleeves. In before tattoo-hate.
>>66978089
I ALWAYS FORGET THAT SHIT
>>66978122
>Hall And Oates
>NWA
so many others...
Fuck that place, the best inductee they could make at this point would be a suitcase nuke
SNIPER!!!!
>>66978151
if she's true to seattle she'll let your put a mariners blue sharpie in her pooper
don't forget the time stamp
So now we get to see Manship or Detweiler in the bottom 8th.
Who's ready for a Joel "takes an hour between pitches" Peralta half inning?
>>66978256
well I do need to do the dishes, so me.
>>66978241
>sharpie in her pooper
I was thinking Nirvana CD's on her tits but to each their own.
>>66978303
lets compromise on In Utero over vag
>>66978340
Nah dude, Bleach.
So how bout that ball game guys
>>66978355
I feel like you didn't get the joke
SPEAK LATIN OR DIE
Nothing like Tribe baseball. Let your pitcher work his ass off and the hitters take a day off.
>>66978389
I like the M's home jerseys better
I guess I need to save a folder of GILFs for their road games
>>66978397
I did, just felt like taking the piss out of it.
you dumb NIGGER ugh
>Rick Manning having to explain rules of baseball to Matt Underwood
Ffs
>>66978399
Yeah, how about that Ty Van Burkleo? He sure is a good hitting coach who deserved to keep his job this offseason
>>66978563
He wasn't ready for the "head jerks"
HAHAHHAHAHA
haven't seen so many dudes fail to get past first base since a christian middle school dance
>>66978588
He's Tito's buddy. He'll be around as long as Francona is.
>>66978588
be jelly, be very jelly
Spinal arthritis at 30? Shit.
>>66978664
whatever.
We lost $24,000,000 worth of batting last year because of a tummy ache
Ryan Divish @RyanDivish 17s18 seconds ago
Announced attendance here at Progressive Field: 9,890
TOP LEK
>>66978722
Flo is disappoint.
Seriously, if you pukes don't start going to games, it'll be the Havana Braves in a year or two
>>66978722
Yeah, most people have to work during the week. It's not like hipster land in Seattlr where everyone is a "writer" or "artist".
>>66978722
Everyone would rather sit at a bar to watch the Cavs or save up for Browns season tickets so they can go 2-14 again.
Time for >Mansihp
>>66978790
Hey if it wasn't for the Browns our playoff drought would be the longest in all 4 major American sports
>>66978813
He's surprised me. Somehow he ends up with a sub 2 ERA.
>>66978833
Has it really been 9 years??
>>66978833
I thought the Razorcakes were longer though.
>>66978933
Who the fuck is that?
>>66978944
Some roided out oily homograpple guy who might be dead or something
PFP
F
P
What a fucking terrible bunt.
>right to the pitcher
Wow, lucky break there.
What the fuck was that Benoit
>>66978891
>>66978898
fuck I was thinking the Bills, my bad
>>66978944
our pitcher in his previous incarnation
Hahahaha fuck Benoit
>>66979034
Sort of looks like a young Jack Nicholson.
fuck yes
LOB in scoring position. The Tribe calling card.
that was close
>>66979100
No worries. Even with runners on base, the Indians are harmless.
>>66979054
yeah, kinda.
You seen The Shining?
That was Benoit IRL but he caught his wife and kid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide
>>66979137
I'll be damned. Spooky.
>1 run lead going into the bottom 9th
Give insurance run pls
I don't trust Cishek
If Cleveland ties this up...I dread hearing:
>"Bryan Shaw warming up in the bullpen for the Tribe. He's had a rough go of it so far this year but after talking to Terry Francona, he told us Bryan just needs to throw his stuff and be confident."
c'mon, ANTIZUNINO I cant take another flashback to the closer who shall not be named (FR) or the other closer who shall not be named who was bad but not in that League of bad
...and he Zunino'd it
>>66979220
Have faith in shrek
>>66979212
NO ONE SAID THAT YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO POST THAT
DAMMIT UNDERWOOD STFU
Umpire sleepy, gotta go home, take nap.
>>66979310
Is that how you speak to your mum?
It should be, because she was UNDER MY WOOD last night
Dr. Smooth can't come back soon enough
GG Maria's. See you tomorrow at NOON
ELITE
Laid another fucking egg on offense. GG Van Burkleo, you're a genius who understands this team is allergic to 2 games over .500
GET OUTTA MY SWAMP. GG Cleveland
SHITSHACK GETS IT
gg tribebros
SUCK MY COCK INDIANS
