Saturday April 23:
NYCFC @ Philadelphia Union (4pm EST)
Toronto FC @ Montreal Impact (4pm)
New England Revolution @ AC/DC United (5:30)
Houston Dynamo @ Columbus Crew SC (7:30)
Seattle Sounders FC @ Colorado Rapids (9pm)
Real Salt Lake @ L.A. Galaxy (10:30pm)
FC Dallas @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC (10:30pm)
Sunday April 24
Sporting KC @ San Jose Earthquakes (3:30pm)
Orlando City SC @ NY Red Bulls (7:30pm)
NASL:
April 22-- Rayo OKC @ Miami FC (8pm EST)
NWSL:
April 23-- Western NY Flash @ Chicago Red Stars (7pm EST) // Houston Dash @ Orlando Pride (7:30) // FC Kansas City @ Portland Thorns (8:30)
>>66972415
RIP Lynx
UNION
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>thread ded
>>66974040
no games m9
>Soon
>>66972539
>Lynx GD: -96
>>96
Too soon?
>>66974718
There's something for everyone in that photo
>>66974722
I think you've forced this meme enough anon.
>>66975156
Its interesting bro, I don't think anyone cares.
MLelS
BTFO
>>66975156
Is it different then any other conversations we have when there's no games?
>MLS
>>66975391
>"English" """Premier""" League
>"""Old""" Firm
>Air conditioning league
Why is the UK so memey
>my little soccer
>>66972415
I like that you copypasta'd the NWSL games into your new thread.
Because fuck the haters, right?
>>66974722
>Inter Miami
>>66975545
>Major League Stoner
FOURTWENTYBLAZEIT
>it's a no soccer tonight episode
>"""""""major""""""" league soccer
>>66975831
Its in america. The Americans in the country alone make it major
>>66975796
Timbers 2 vs Orange County tonight
>>66975861
>it's a mlels farm team vs. my mlels farm team's crosstown rivals episode
no thanks f a m
>Why yes, I support an MLS team miles away from me over my local 2nd/3rd league team
>>66972539
Wtf, clubs can now get relegated in the US?
>>66975963
>implying they aren't playing in the same location
>implying i have money to even go
feels bad man
>>66975963
But the closest 3rd league team is the same distance as the Quakes and Bay Area> BallSac
>>66972539
>new england, dc united, and vancouver in NASL
what year is this in FM lol
>>66976133
2017 lol
>>66975963
>supporting a MLB team even though there is AAA/AA/A closer
This happens all the time. Eat a salad.
>Toronto Lynx
>it's an Obscure Team Most People Don't Know thread
>>66976483
>Hope Solo FC
>People don't know about it
Anon, I have some bad news....
>>66975963
I support the railhawks and by support I mean not give a shit
>>66976524
9 points though
>It's a catenaccio episode
>>66976483
best logo in the NWSL right now
>>66975963
>Why yes, I support an EPL team miles away from me over my local MLS team
>>66976639
>midfielder pairing AP and DLP
hold on lemme just post this to /trb/ so we can all laugh
>He rates MLS
>>66978021
>Not hoofing it to the Latvian Stallion Rudnevs
>>66978164
who is this dick pixie?
>>66978164
>he is obsessed with uswnt rejects
lmaoing at ur lyfe
>God has not forsaken >us
>It has only just begun
I'm secretly rooting for them to win it all.
kek'd
>>66977481
better then MLELS
>>66980713
>There are """""Americans""""" that like watching parity in Britbongistan but hate the league full of parity
>mfw
SOON...as in like 10 minutes.
First Wednesday game, attendance is about what I expected. Surprised to see a few Timbers fans here though.
Today I learned MLS 101
>>66982429
>Goalscorers aren't named David Villa
>Chicago 3rd in the conference
I want to get off this ride
>>66982458
Brandon Barker is a Man City Wonderkid tbqhwu.
>USOC
>Meme Trophy
Pick Both
>>66982691
>>Open Cup Champions
>>Sounders 2
This can't be real
>>66982691
MLS 2/II/B teams aren't allowed in the USOC anymore
lazy oversight by whoever set up the US pyramid in FM
>>66976777
>Seattle
Hey it's where the artists are, bro.
Tho really they're all kinda good except the Dash
Is it time to GTSS?
>>66982901
EVERYONE GIVE WINNIPEG YOUR STRENGTH
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>66982901
>Canada in charge of naming things
>>66982901
>>66982968
>Thunder Bay Chill
>Sponsored by Netflix
When is Connecticut getting an MLS team? We have a College Football stadium and a brand new Minor League baseball stadium in Hartford ready to go for a soccer team!
>>66983033
Never and I hope it stays that way.
>>66983033
>soccer in a baseball diamond
pls no
>>66983041
Why do you hate us? We are a sports town! 6000 seats in Hartford , 40,000 seats in East Hartford somebody come make this money!
>>66983084
Start a USL team, it's a pretty chill league
>>66983033
first anchorage.
>>66983050
Those situations aren't always bad %100 of the time! Prove you can outgrow 6000 seats then move to this stadium!
>>66983084
All you need is a couple of millionaires willing to fund a USL team and 20,000 people willing to attend every match and then MLS will take notice. That seems to be the way to go for most smaller markets.
>>66983147
>artificial turf
>>66983128
Better than NASL?
>>66983140
No fuck you. We have 1.5 million people in the county boy. We support
>>66983156
Buddy, that's real Kentucky Blue Grass. East Hartford has real grass
>>66983227
DELETE THIS NOW
>>66983242
You starting to piss me off. Matches here are LIT
>>66983200
>NASL
lel
>>66983305
Rather watch a match in baseball stadium then go to that shit place
>>66983305
don't care for your cookiecutter NE hooverville.
we have enough least coast teams in mlels, you can go to nasl, but stay there.
>Memerica beats Tigres in CCL
>It's a Mexicans hate posting because of Mexicans episode
What a time to be alive
>>66982968
It just occurred to me
>Ottawa Fury
What the FUCK is a furious Canadian like?
>>66983033
>Copypasta from the last thread
Fuck off, first sell out Sun games.
>>66983462
>shit place.
That stadium is young. Are you stupid? Already had plenty of great games so piss off
>>66983497
Fuck the Suns , those belong to casino Indians and who gives a fuck about WNBA
>>66983639
>young
>literally whos playing in your shitty stadium
poetry
>>66983670
>literally whos playing in your stadium
Stop talking
>>66983818
>Not Hat Trick Rick
Literally who?
>>66983818
>can't sell out any of the national team games
pathetic
>>66983818
literally end yourself already
Orange County beats Timbers 2 1-0! Back to back wins for the Blues!
>>66983864
Eat dick please
>>66983885
>>66983981
Shut the fuck up , WE SUPPORT
http://youtu.be/ymN0I06P4gc
>>66984072
That crowd though.
What do the Blues have to do to get OC to give a shit?
>>66984111
>image.jpg
>>66984112
free citizenship
>>66983639
>""""International"""" """"Champions"""" """"Cup""""
absolutely disgusting moneygrabbing friendlies
enjoy watching only benchwarmers and fringe players
>>66984308
Broke bitch I don't use Windows XP anymore
>>66984112
Actually advertising the team would be a good start. I mean seriously they've been playing at my college since 2014 and I've never seen a single flyer on campus or anything. I mean ffs if we could even get a fraction of the student support FC Cincinnati has at their campus we'd be having near sellouts every game.
What's even sadder is that attendance was even worse back when we played at Cal State Fullerton.
>being found innocent of the assault
>>66972415
I'll miss the Lynx...
>>96 GD
>>66985548
>no flyers @ college
If it's anything like my college, they're on those bulletin boards you don't look at, surrounded by 9000 other flyers of shit you don't want to do.
>>66985548
Also for the curious the attendance for the home games so far has been:
1.)Home opener vs Vancouver: 2,500 SELL OUT
2.) Vs St.Louis: Missed due to work so I don't know.
3.) Vs San Antonio: 1,250
4.) Vs Timbers 2: 450
>Under the new league-wide Bag Policy, fans are prohibited from bring the following into a stadium:
>Large purses
>Coolers
>Briefcases
>Backpacks
>Luggage of any kind
>Computer bags
>Camera bags
>Any bag larger than 14’’x14’’x6’’
>>66985652
>We're doing the same thing all the other leagues are doing now
>THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
>>66985706
>>66985578
I was talking to their head of sales a few days ago(that's one of the cool things about being such a small club, what would normally be a person in a high-up position inapproachable to the common fan is literally just some dude in a staff shirt walking around) and he said that he's been trying to advertise on campus for years but the school wasn't really big on lending any support. Which he then followed by adding "but they don't even really like supporting their own teams much less ours".
>>66985736
>epic burn
They'd have to spend money either on flyers, or just taking out ads in the paper. But if they have no $$ then oh well.
>>66985733
it was only last year that I had the realisation about what 'get your cotton picking fingers off [x]' meant
So apparantly the expansion sides weren't ready for the league.
Also the Goonies seem to be back
Where would the MLS rank in Europe?
Top 10 yet?
>>66985599
Announced attendance of 1107 vs STLFC
>>66986135
Right behind Eredivisie tbqh. Outside of the big 4 the rest of Europe is shit.
>>66986135
>in b5 someone with a Euroflag busts his keyboard laughing
Rough USOC draw this round desu lads.
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/20/la-galaxy-players-lend-voices-animated-movie-k9-world-cup
Holy shit
>>66986359
>>the triumphant story of a group of rag tag canine soccer players who are assembled by a legendary retired coach to bring honor and fame back to the Mexicanine Soccer League
>SOON
>>66985733
>tfw no FC Compton v East LA Derby race war
>>66986006
>Inter Miami
>>66986006
>soon
>>66986359
>his team doesn't use their superstars to maximize profits
>>66986359
christ, i don't even.
>>66989491
>>66989491
>Beckham in charge of picking names
So is MNU going to have Prince day?
They should change their name to Real Lake Minnetonka
>Soon
Quotes fron Don Garber today:
-- Next set of MLS expansion decisions are "the last we'll have to make for about the next 10 years."
-- Cincinnati will "have to wait a while."
-- Expansion priority after Sacramento and St.Louis: "Detroit, San Diego, San Antonio/Austin, and I'd be remiss to not point out Cincinnati."
-- MLS in negotiations with IFAB to test instant replay. Says a European league is also interested.
-- "We are committed to an international player limit", but would consider expanding that limit.
-- Wants next round of expansion teams to start play in 2020.
-- New league media policy is intended to bring MLS more in line w/ player access levels for "Big 4" leagues
>>66989491
>>66990591
derby with AC Miami when?
>>66992096
>No AC New Orleans
>>66992091
>implying anything other than ATL and MN in 2017 is a lock.
These other cities CANNOT seem to get their shit together.
>>66992181
>Not AC Connecticut
So the Puerto Rico game got confirmed
What's the point?
>>66992870
Hype up everyone. Confidence boost for the guys playing out of position.
Also PR likes soccer now that Melo's starting a team.
>>66986359
>Memeing on people while you neckbeards post anime.
>>66992091
>st louis
>detroit
>soccer
why
>>66993645
If you don't understand why STL should get a team your basically retarded
>>66992091
>-- New league media policy is intended to bring MLS more in line w/ player access levels for "Big 4" leagues
Please tell me they aren't gonna allow more reporters in the dressing room at half time
>>66989848
>paying old meme players lots of money
>maximize profits
this IE delusion
SUCK IT, TEXAS
>>66995484
>I don't understand how Capitalism works
>>66993754
>your
For the same reason they don't deserve an NFL team or NBA team, numbnuts.
>>66992091
There's no way Austin is seriously in the mix right now
>>66995995
>>66992091
>Sacramento
>LAFC
Two more cheeky road trips for California
kinda wish we got a Phoenix team, maybe NASL?
>>66996094
>getting something as progressive as soccer in a state where you legally have to produce an ID if you're brown
This guy also does not understand how Capitalism works.
>>66996126
what did he mean by this?
>>66996040
Why not?
Its basically Portland without rain, and the league needs more teams in the center of the country for when it goes to 3 divisions.
>>66993754
it's not the city size, it's the interest in attending soccer games that concerns me. Besides, trashy population to add to your sport.
>>66996159
Austin doesn't even have a team at the moment
I'd put Louisville and Indianapolis ahead of Austin right now in the MLS sweepstakes
>>66996181
They had a pretty well attended USL team, before it moved to Orlando. Maybe Garber is just throwing it out there to try and get hype back up for Aztex 2.0.
>>66996249
That feels like the only reasonable explanation: he's throwing them a bone to try and get enthusiasm going for USL team again
lmao http://otfapparel.com/products/92-checkered-short-sleeve-hoodie-black
are you a fan of the columbus crew and chicago drill rap???
>tfw /mls/ and Dallas don't even know the team exist
Oh well, gottagofast will lead the way.
>>66996784
Do the fans in Frisco even know the team exists?
Answer is no but still.
>>66996784
>le run very fast counter hoofball team
>>66996784
>Dallas
>>66996784
>>66996799
Because Dallas is the city /sp/ accuses Seattle of being.
None of them know dick about sports, they have to wait for something to be popular before they'll support it. Same shit happened with the Stars.
>>66997393
>the Stars
who?
So, everyone ready for the absolute shitshow that security is going to be at this weekends games?
>>66997508
>Being a degenerate poor person that tries to sneak food and drinks
Good riddance tbqh
>>66997593
Burger bro please, as if that's why they're doing this. Please keep the security theatre in your own country, nobody brings guns to games up here
>>66997508
>MLS actually think it's relevant enough that terrorists will actually target them
>>66997774
We beefed security up there for your retarded liberal ideals tbf
>>66997593
>I am a better person because I spend $9 on a beer
Kill yourself.
>>66997947
>drinking beer in the first place
>>66997965
this desu
>>66997965
>beer is plebian
>but soccer definitely isn't
Yeah, definitely kill yourself QUICKLY.
>>66997425
This
Please tell me
>>66998043
>Not drinking the finest wine while watching the meme calcio
Top pleb
>>66998043
It's not plebian, it's just shit
>>66997965
F A G G O T
>Soon
>>66997904
k e k
>>66998253
>copies only the shit parts of euro fandom
>>66999038
>doesn't make sense
>he said liberals were retarded though
>better laugh
>>66999147
>Trudeau shoving so much shit down the country's throat
>Hockey a shit
>Now soccer's just as anal about security as every other sport
Why don't you just move down here already?
>>66999147
laughing because it was old ronny that kicked out all those mental people into the streets, and why now we don't give a shit about mental people until they go on a spree, which maybe is a bit too late for some.
FUCKING KEKERINO
>>66999355
Where's Messi?
Also
>Lampard
Is it 2005 again?
>>66999355
>>Lapmard
>>66999432
The regulars are there further down
>Atlanta United in last with 4 points
>11 points deep in the drop
>Head Coach Jason Kreis
>Job Security: Secure
>SOON
>>67000984
It's never going to happen, give it up.
>>67000984
tfw trinity uninvites action bronson from spring concert not because hes a bad rapper but bc he is "transphobic"
>>67002131
Who the hell is Action Bronson
>>67002514
A rapper. His album "Mister Wonderful" is really good. IIRC, Mark Ronson produced it
L-A
*clap* *clap*
F-C
>>67003093
what's your ayy lmao league club m8?
>>67003197
the orange roaring lions
Ciman the Hitman
Imwish that nickname woul pick up some stem
>>67002514
>>67003028
he was also a chef so thats why he has that show called "fuck that delicious" on viceland now. theres older vids of him whipping up food in the kitchen and its pretty impressive.
pretty interesting guy desu, would rather chill with him than pretty much any other rapper.
>tfw no qt rachel gf
IF YOU HAVIN' GIRL PROBLEMS
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON
>>67007014
put your trip back on Normie Brah
Finally got around to listening to The Life of Pablo. Can someone bring back the album "The Major League of Soccer" image for the thread header?
Just an FYI when you use meme pictures like this the thread moves slower than the Sounders points this season. Next time MLS people will recognize it
>>67007553
Should've used the -96 GD picture desu senpai
>Soon: late night vibes edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1xE6DFe76I
also the live cam is actually live right now. its like the good old days.
>>66997965
You straight edge?
FIIIIIIIGHT
Shaved my neckbeard lads
>>67007721
Would Dwight have been a Sons Of Ben or just a regular supporter?
>>67007553
>filthy casuals and /v/ weeded out from my /mls/
Exactly how I like it
>>67007553
>MLS
>not taking a moment to at least be aware of other soccer leagues/minor leagues in a sport you claim to enjoy
Why are you such a fucking casual, Brah?
UNION
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>>67011482
KC UNITED
CC
.....
U......U
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I..............I
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E................E
D.....................D
>SOON
>NASL tonight
This board shall be ours once again.
>>67011806
Just give us our god given 1st division status already
>>67011458
Probably SOB but I could also see him being a NYCFC """"Hooligan""""
>>67011806
>mfw NASL has less viewership than NWSL
>>66997425
Hockey, you know, the Dallas Stars
>>67012350
>correcting a guy about hockey
>Canadian
Way to break the stereotype, senpeh?
>>67012194
Too soon.
>>67012604
They're stereotypes for a reason my nigga
>>67012350
>furpuck
>>67012696
In that case how can you type over that moose in your lap.
>>67012740
>divegrass
Bob Bradley's Le Havre needs at least a draw today at relegation-threatened Evian to keep pace in the promotion fight in Ligue 2
>>67012170
Damn I forgot how far away Scranton is
>https://twitter.com/USL/status/723570406200872960
>NASL
Kek
>>67011468
>tribs isn't more /sp/ than half of the generals on sp. including this one
You should lurk more, anon
>Soon
>>67011480
Maybe I'm just a salty bitch because I have no fucking Local team REEEEEEEEEE
>>67014163
You did not understand my post. Lurk more faggot
>>67014211
>no local team
You are just as bad as those NYCFC faggots
>USL
Nothing wrong with me
>NASL
Nothing wrong with me
>MLS
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
...SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
>He rates MLS
DID SOMEONE SAY TRIBS?!
LGTSS
>Canadian Soccer League
>I rate NWSL
>>67015026
York Region Shooters is a cool name.
>>67015217
don't need to rate anything, i'm just in it for the waifus.
>>67015217
You're not the only one
>>67015578
It's a start.
>>67015945
that's how it starts then? shit.
>three hours until soccer in Miami
I suppose my body is ready enough.
>>67016033
I actually wanted to watch some NASLeL tonight because I only ever saw Cosmos in the open cup last year.
Too bad I have to go do normie shit.
>>67016104
Also I don't think NASL is on TV
>NASL
Anon, 20, M, AMARKA
>>67016159
I was just going to stream it honestly.
>>67016220
YOU CAN DO THAT?!
>>67016296
>>67016159
It's on espn3
USL and ESPN Announce Partnership:
http://www.uslsoccer.com/news_article/show/640008?referrer_id=2333971
--2016 USL Championship Game will air on ESPN.
--One USL game a week will air on ESPN3, starting with the Riverhounds vs Orlando City B match tonight.
-- USL will be featured on ESPN FC
>>67016323
ahh, so not with my shitty ISP then
>>67015026
>using teams from an outlaw league
I honestly don't understand why they still have CSL teams in FM. It's am unsanctioned league that only still exists so Balkan mobsters can fix matches.
>>67016384
whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaat
And still no NASL? Dang.
>>67016159
http://nasl.ezitsolutions.com/teamuploads/nasl/files/NASL_WhereToWatch_Local.pdf
>>67016967
>ESPN3
I can't get that in my ISP, because reasons.
>ONE World Sports
Is that like WorldStar Hip-Hop?
>>67016948
It's so modders can create DBs where TFC can actually win trophies
>>67017018
If you have cable TV, you should be able to use their login for ESPN3. I don't, so I use my mom's Cox login. You probably know someone who has ESPN in their package but doesn't care to stream it, so can use their login.
OWS streams for free on their website, or you can get both OWS and beIN for $10 a month from Sling.tv, with a free Roku box if you buy six months upfront.
Tbh I think I prefer USL just making everything available on Youtube.
>>67017103
Wait OWS streams for free? Don't you need a login info?
>>67017103
>YouTube
That would be the way to go.
Every part of the country has their own mom&pop ISPs, in my case it costs so much less than Comcast that it's not even a question. But, y'know, the smaller ISP won't stream shit. So even having someone else's Comcast (or whatever) login, I don't think that will do it.
Also I don't have cable (because $$), shouldn't we have free links out the ass?
>Soon
>>67016384
>yfw the USL's PDL eventually winds up with more games on ESPN than the NASL
NYRB II at Wilmington Hammerheads 7pm
>NYRB II STARTING XI vs @WilmHammerheads: Diaz, Bilyeu, Schmoll, Carroll, Plewa, Adams, Metzger, Etienne, Flemmings, Allen, Bonomo
>BENCH for #WILvNY: Ilin, Mbaye, Powder, Long, Williams, Saramago, Simcara
>>67018015
>>67017941
Mael Corboz was signed by RBNY and immediately cut.
Interesting to see how he does against his ex-Bteam
>>67016949
it wouldnt be a surprise. the strikers had 2k in attendance for their opener the other week
