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old shit >>66966926

retired

>nick diaz complete sex change operation
https://www.instagram.com/p/XMH9PMunG4/?taken-by=ninameg209
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/a/lways first
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artem
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>>66969688
Just woke up, why was Dana on sports center?
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>>66969664
daily reminder
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>Mackenzie smothering your face with her bunda
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>>66969739
BREAKING NEWS
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>>66969726
>Damage control
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>>66969709
what bitch? you wanna get heemed or what
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>>66969706

Imagine being this autistic
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>>66969751
FUG
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>>66969619
>saggers
the best
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post Dana's face when
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>>66969739

For the love of god someone post the webm. /heem/ need to be reminded that Rockhold is basically undefeated if you don't count that one loss in the beginning of his career
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I thought antibiotics were supposed to make you my boy
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>>66969751
>Your deep gasping breaths met only with more of her butt
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>>66969803
most people are basically undefeated if you don't count their losses
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>>66969820
Except Ronda, because losses are a state of mind and her mind, like her teeth, got fucking rekt
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>>66969803

This. Weidman is undefeated if he don't count that wheel kick he threw.
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>mfw Conor retiring is a bigger draw than any fight the UFC has

UFC BTFO
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>TBE pays off zuffa
>Forms his long awaited mma promotion plan with star mcgregor

yfw this happens
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Jon is undefeated if you ignore the time he lost to Matt Hamill
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>conor goes to lellator
>ufc goes bankrupt
>lellator becomes the new standard and we get freakshow fights all day long

thank you based conor
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>>66969886

>mfw a casual posted his casual opinions
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>>66969918
or the time he lost against gustafsson.
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>>66969817
>Smiling and looking down at you she squeezes the life out of you with her juicy thighs
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>>66969919
I doubt he even has the money to buy his contract out, and by the time he's free to fight in Lellator people will be saying "Conor who?"
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>>66969940
he didn't lose to Gus
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>>66969940

>Flag
>TOpic
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>>66969940
What? He loss, like a true Swede, Gus embraced the darkness and allowed Jones free roam in his rectuum
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>>66969943
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With Conor retiring is the irish poster gonna retire from /heem/ too
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>>66969919
i support this.
1ST CARD: Conor versus GSP; biggest fight in history, Lellator becomes synonymous with MMA, MMA becomes bigger than baseball, no one even remembers the UFC.
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>>66969963
Smellator could buy his contract out in a heartbeat
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>>66970007
Yes, Peeuuw.

But you can still fall for all the proxy Irish flag posts.
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>>66970007

If he doesn't I'll scare him away.
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>>66970004
>>66969969
sure
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>>66970060
They spend all their money on fighter entrances.
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>>66970083
What are the ways to win a sanctioned mma fight?
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>>66970074
I love negresses m8
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>>66970115

here you go senpai
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>Conor is literally going to mandrama
Loving
Every
Laugh

Hopefully he takes all his retard fans with him. It's what they wanted all along anyway.
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>Conor McGregor vs Kimbo Slice will happen in your lifetime
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>>66970137
LORD HAVE FUCKING MERCY I AM BUT A MORTAL MAN AND THE FLESH IS WEAK
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>>66970096
by having the judges on your side
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>>66970074
>>66970137
>photoshopped bunda
why? there's so much bunda in the world. no need for this trickery
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>>66970096

Salty as fuck.
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>>66970186
Ok, so who did the judges side with?
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>>66970263
same as the oj simpsons trial. the black man.
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Scenario:

>Conor's knee is fucked up again / he hurt it in training camp.
>He can't walk without a visible limp, is maybe even on crutches
>Tried to get Dana to push the press tour back to may (source: Colin Cowherd interview with Dana) to give himself time to heal
>Dana refuses
>Rather than pull out of fight due to injury (what he always gave others shit for) he decides to pull retirement stunt
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>>66970351
Phrase it anyway you want, but I'm glad we can agree Jon won though :)
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>>66970161
I seriously doubt it lad. The money is there but mandrama is literally shit. It's PG, his character isn't going to work and will fade into obscurity

t. mandrama watcher
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Scenario

>Conor is on PEDs and didn't want to do media
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>>66970380
also conor is 5'9" so the wwe would consider him a manlet jobber, plus they already have brock who already had mandrama experience there prior to going to the ufc
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Damn Conor was the GOAT.
>the world tour with Aldo Mcbeddeds
>stealing the belt
>that conference where he shit on everyone
>RDA breaking his foot to duck Con Air
>the fight with Nate
>the pay per view type shit for the Siver fight
>Aldo breaking his ribs on purpose to duck Con Man
>the roller coaster week that lead up to UFC 189
>the deletion of Chad Mini Mendes chin
>the destruction of Chad Mini Mendes
>the shit storm after Conor deleted the back of Dustin's head
>Game of War shit posting
>that awful Reebok fashion show
>13 seconds
>the roller coaster that lead up to Nate vs McGregor
>the fight itself
>Ido fucking Portal
>Beautiful Artem
>Snake in ye grass
>Faber Conor skeleton scare backstage
>Faber Conor shit posting on TUF
>Cuckthal Pendred destroyed
>Paddy destroyed
>Kavanagh self taught martial artist
>two weight world champ
>I WILL DESTROY ROBBER LAWLER
>GSP speculation
I'm going to miss him.
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>>66970161
He likes to be the main guy too much though.
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>>66970006
muh dik
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>>66970377

Who gives a fuck if he won. If you have to point to the fact that the three stooges sides with your mancrush, you've already lost.
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>>66970502
>if you have to cite the actual rules you're wrong
Lol
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Scenario

>Conor is starting his own fighting show
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>people seriously think gus beat jonny bones

bones didn't even have to try, got the unanimous decision whilst in tyrone biggums mode.
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>>66970377
you just out-autism'd a norwegian, congratulations
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post top Danas
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>>66970572
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>>66970572
I think everybody agrees that Jones is the better fighter, but I had Gus winning the decision.
Would've probably been a good humbling for Jones he would've been GOATier now.
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>>66970623
>I don't understand how mma scoring works
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>>66970489
He fucking got the UFC to have musicians perform during the walk outs for 189. No one man should have so much fucking power. 189 was such a goat event even with Aldo never showing up.
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Helwani to appear on Tim and Sid today for the latest on McGOAT, for who's interested
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>>66970599
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Embedded 2
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
http://youtu.be/WM61FQBDAks
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>>66970535
He teams up with Vince McMahon and the boys, and Floyd Mayweather and the XFC is born. Wa-la!
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Ovince
Oluwale
Ngannou
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>>66970643
>two knee knockouts
>Gunnar heems a scrub
>Lawer vs MacDonald II
>Mendes vs McG
>Cathal Pendred


You're God damn right.
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>>66970623
>warred it out and absolutely dismantled gustafsson while going through crack withdrawals

goat.
probably lit up the glass afterwards and went right back into training
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>>66970623
>gus handled it better physically and mentally
obviously not
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>>66970666
>dat whooty on the masseuse

You just know.

>>66970670
Have a pity (You) lad
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>>66970623

have you gags ever heard of withdrawal? now that jon is clean, he'll bury the division and heem every HW here
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>>66970641
>mma scoring is relevant whatsoever when determing who actually won the fight and was victorious

canacuck on vacation detected, gsp was a shit fighter
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>>66970708
umm Its called a stem, sweetheart xx
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>>66970646

bings and bongs?
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>>66970781
>when determing who actually won the fight
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>>66970643
Feels like a lifetime ago. That fucking co main was incredible. There was just weird magic that night and everything clicked.
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>>66970804
Britain coming through with the knowledge on crack cocaine.
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>>66970699
man props to mendes showing up and mcgoobs not giving a shit about facing a wrestler like people thought he would.

without that main event the shit would have been goat based on rory and robbie alone but mcmemer bouncing out with sinead singing and mendes strolling out to country shit with the american flag... god it was like a movie. only started watching for 168 so im sure 100 or something might have felt bigger but 189 was some WILD shit. great way to shift the focus off the debut of reebok shittery too

>mfw i left to go to the gym during round 1 of robbie fight because they were in "feeling out mode" then came back surprised mcgregor won and the massive shitstorm
>had money on mendes and thought it was a given he'd win
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>lose one match
>retire

Notoriously shite
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>>66970866
One rose in a glass please boss
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>>66970380
>Implying Vince isn't hard for Irish when he pushes Sheamus, Becky, and Finn to the moon and back
>Implying this isn't the era of Vanilla Midgets ever since D-Bry opened the gates for them
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>>66970891
Everything about that night was thrilling 2bh familia. Conor getting his ass beat for that first round. Conor smiling and shit after getting hit by Chad.
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>>66970666
>you need to put something away on the side of my nightstand
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>>66970666
What did she mean by this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbvi6GrC95E
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>>66971011
it was weird seeing him eat chads shots after chad had been on a vicious KO streak

made it even more strange to see him go to dream world for a second while standing with nate
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>>66971046
what did she mean by this ?
I'm not an expert of american customs
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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
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>>66971091
she meant to put away their gun because they live in Puyallup
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>>66971071
>black and decker
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>>66970666
Holy shit I never knew Stephen A Smith was so damn tall.
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Updated

Main Card:
Jon Jones vs Ovince Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson vs Henry Cejudo
Edson Barboza vs Anthony Pettis
Rafael Natal vs Robert Whittaker
Andre Fili vs Yair Rodriguez
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>>66970666

>that disgusting aspect ratio on Cejudo's TV
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>>66971235
OSP
Cejudo
Pettis
Whittaker
Yair
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>>66971235

Jonny Bones Jones by sub
Cejudo via sub
Pettis via meme head kick
Whittaker by DEC
Yair by DEC
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>>66971235
The number of Jones - Johnson - Pettis - Whittaker - Rodriguez is astonishing
Something will go terribly wrong
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>>66970489
Never forget the time when Conor was in the embedded for an event he wasn't even fighting in.

Too fucking goat
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>>66971235
Saint Preux
Demetrious Johnson
Edson Barboza
Rafael Natal
Yair Rodriguez
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>>66971235
Jones
Mighty Mouse
Pettis
Natal
Fili
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>>66971157
oh I thought she was talking about a sextoy or something
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>>66970708

>absolutely dismantled gustafsson

Are you like legitimately retarded?

If there was someone that got "absolutely dismantled", it was him. A bunch of retards saying you won doesn't mean you actually beat the other guy up.

Look at the fucking picture.
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>>66971427
do you have spotify
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>>66970666
>Jon Jones can squat 500lbs and deadlift 600lbs
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>>66971235
Jones
DJ
Barboza
Natal
Rodriguez
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>>66971235
Jones
Johnson
Barboza
Whittaker
Rodriguez
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>>66971235
OSP with a sensational performance
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker will heem
Fili
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>>66971491
Am I supposed to be impressed?
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>>66971487
Spotify doesn't exist in the frozen wastes of Canada.
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>>66970716

>DUDE HE WON LMAO

LOOK AT HIM YOU FUCKTARD
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>>66971235

Jones
MM
Showtime
Whittaker
Yair
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>>66971529
>>66971235

OSP with a sensational performance
DJ
Pettis
Whittaker will heem
Fili

use this one my bad forgot pic
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>>66971557
i'm not sure if you are kidding but
https://press.spotify.com/us/2014/09/30/spotify-is-live-in-canada/
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>>66970781
>gsp was a shit fighter

GSP was the GOAT.
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>>66971360

Yeah Pettis will get meme'd on again and kill all the choices
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>>66970666
>Dana wanted to do this for 200
what an idiot
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How can i watch TUF in the UK?
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>>66971445
a gun is a sex toy
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>>66971621
*tips french heritage.*
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>>66971621
>GSP was the GOAT
>mfw people unironically say/believe this
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>>66971657
Isn't Barboza just a poor man's Pettis?
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>>66971559
Gus looked just as fucked up after that fight. They destroyed each other.
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>>66970666

>1:50
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come back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipFh55geIvk
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>>66971739

>lost against 3 people in his career
>top 5 striker
>top 5 ground game
>no wrestling background but puts NCAA Div 1 dudes on their backs
fought toughest competition, bar none (in before Jonathan Jones)
>only strike against him is that he didn't put away those who were utterly helpless against him

Only guy who might be better than Fedor.
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Who is the guest today for 420 on the rogaine
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https://streamable.com/6s4m
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>>66971745

Gus was bloody and standing.

Jones looked like he suffered anaphylaxis.
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>>66971916
It's gotta be Edgy Brah and Joey Diaz to shit talk about the UFC
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>>66971903
>fedor
>goat consideration

god when will this meme end
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>>66971903

>top 5 striker

GSP has a jab and that's it. He's hardly top 5 complete striker of all time, not even close.
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We should add a bonus prediction on every JJ fight and predict how many times JJ will eye poke
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>>66971944
man edgy brah is a real businessman with all his 10th planet shit and rogaine is missing him wanting to chill with edgie brah

I want eddie bravo every week once with the rogaine
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>>66971939
Oh please, after Gus took that elbow to the side of his head in the fourth he was out on his feet. He was just as if not more fucked up than Jones. It's just you have all these "JONES ALMOST DIED" memes so you think it's more one sided than it was.
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>be conor mcgregor
>talk about beheading and enslaving people as a warlord
>watch some literal who get beat to death because of a retarded ref
>ITS TOO MUCH FOR ME, I RETIRE

hey pussy, are you still there?
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>>66971684
BT Sport shows it at night, they might do reruns too but not too sure
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https://streamable.com/it1l
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>>66972023
jones was the one being wheeled around in a stretcher m8.
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>listen to the latest Schaubcast
>Schaub thought that Mighty Mouse beat Cruz
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>>66971966

>small middleweight/large welterweight framed guy dominates the best HW in the world for about a decade
>lights up the best striker and destroys monster guard player on the ground
>not GOAT

ISSHGDDT
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>mfw his retirement tweet sent me into retrospective thought about his colossal success

How the fuck did this irish manlet take over the fucking world. He's not a monster like Brock, or a female empowerment icon like honda. the man's blessed with so much character and has that there skill but even the closest thing, the diaz bros, were just stimulus packages that added a tad more excitement
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>>66972023
>Oh please, after Gus took that elbow to the side of his head in the fourth he was out on his feet

It's almost like, getting hit on your temple/behind your ear will fuck your balance

>GSP has a jab and that's it.

Go be a faggot casual elsewhere.
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>tfw never watched a full ufc event in my
life
>tfw been coming here to shitpost for like 6 months anyway
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>>66972186

>How did he take over the world

He had a nation full of bandwagoners to back him up
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>>66972103
are you for real?
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>>66972223
kek
>tfw a casual britbong tries to tell you why submissions are bullshit
M-Muh left hand
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can punk save MMA?
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>>66972186
>female empowerment icon like honda

How this bitch got popular, I won't ever understand.
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>>66972225
i was shocked desu, Schaub isn't a fight fan
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>germany showing why he lost the war again.
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>>66972186
Have ko power
Write up banter and train in front of your mirror before press conference

Easy
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I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I DONT GIVE A FOOK EIDER
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>>66972262
I think I could take cm punk so I doubt it
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>>66972295
vagina and armbars
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I DONT GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATION
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>>66969820
>>66969875
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>>66972399

hold on the tryhard aussie will show up to defend cm punk and all "real fighters"
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>>66972443
Natty queens
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>>66972302
He just got too much punched in the face by Carwin.
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>>66972148
he's like 6 feet tall senpai, and his body structure is far to broad/stocky to be welter or middle weight.

he beat some good guys but crushed a lot of cans and when it came time to leave the goat meme organization he got trashed in strikeforce by some legit guys. he's legit great no doubt, but not goat.

GSP had those storytale losses and avenges in his early career and proceeded to dominate everyone (all his opponents being top level) and retired with the belt after eeking out a split in a great evenly matched war. this is not to mention his star and drawing power. he's another level than fedor.

if any HW is goat it's werdum. too bad muh pride fags and muh smaller than average, muh silent demeanor muh win streak fags disagree
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>Retiring cause you're literally shook

you still there?
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>>66970352
or maybe

>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
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>>66972262
Is that an Esther Lin shirt? Where can I get it?
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Lads, Bellator London presale tomorrow. Anyone going?
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>>66971980
This
Remember UFC 100
If you are too new or dont remember, to give you perspective, Alves wasnt even the top striker in the division and GSP couldn't be arsed to fist fight him and scored takedown after takedown...
While Fedor beat nogueira on the ground and crocop standing up.
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>>66972262
If he gets on UFC 200 he will. He's gonna get to show the world his sick moves
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>>66972186
He's an irish fighter so he had a similar gimmick as Brock or Ronda. If he was just a white guy from America no one would care.
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>>66972508
he beat hong man choi and that fat black guy though. remember?
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is hendo clean?
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>>66972597
delet this

stop exposing our plan
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>>66972148
>>small middleweight/large welterweight framed guy dominates the best HW in the world for about a decade

Holy shit do you actually believe this?
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>>66972691
>posting your email on 4chan
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>>66972691
hendo is the true natty goat
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>he literally retired so he doesn't have to fight Frankie
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lads mommy just called out rose
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>>66972691
Hey m8 I'm gonna e-mail you so we can talk about UFC and memes. Also a pic of my feet.
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>>66972420

In fighting, vagina is a detriment, not a benefit.

Who gives a fuck about Laila Ali.

Also, armbarring girls isn't that hard. When Parisyan tried that on GSP, he got smoked.
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>you will never be the biggest star in a sport and perform the biggest troll of all time

in my past decade of trolling and shit posting i could not be more jealous of the keks conor is having right now
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>>66972186
>>66972223
>>66972258

Irish fag, can confirm My people are still firmly embroided into the 'Us and Them' mindset but only when it suits them. They all lost their shit and grew ginger pubes when McMeme said 'No, all of Ireland will be watching, not Britain." and him banging on about 'Muh oppressed people.' like some pathetic American Negro.

I remember when McMeme was calling RDA a fake Brazilian for speaking the 'language of the oppresor' when he probably can't speak a lick of Gaelic.
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>>66972767

the beginning of the end
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>>66972691
I just emailed you please reply and become my new phil
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>>66972691
sup joe
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>>66972691
>G2A
>>>/v/
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>>66972828

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
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>>66972691
Doxxed
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>>66972691
he was on trt for a long time.
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>>66972691
>not keeping some hilarious tabs open

Do you even sceenshot bro?
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>>66972828
Read the part in french with a Quebec accent, Letourneau seems a lot less sexy now
Anyway, that'd be a great fight. Book it Joe.
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>>66972853
He really is like mohamed ali
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>>66972828
muh dick
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>>66972767
dem bulging deltoids tho
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>>66972882
never 4gib never 4get ;DD
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>>66972848
Fuck it, I'd rather he retire than see him fight Diaz again
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>>66972882
Fuck off with that. That's the shit the 15 year olds in /nba/ do.
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>>66972853
ttheres a vid of him speaking irish gaylick

poorly
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>>66972691
>comics
>MMA Tube
>That video game faggotry
Take Hendo with you and drive off a cliff. Heem urself my man
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>>66972932
her being a coalburner wasn't enough already?
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I have to go to my friends birthday on saturday, how do I casually watch a stream on his laptop without everybody calling me a fag? Should I make a cheeky wager so everyone gets into it?
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>>66972829
>>66972861
>tfw im still not getting emails from anyone not in my local areas looking to fuck or nigerian princes that want my credit card
>>66972865
i dont play video games
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>>66973070
Just skip out on the party. Who needs friends?
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>>66973070

something like this bro
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Jon Jones is one of the last memes standing and if he loses, it's over for this cum guzzling sport.
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>>66972691
>allegory of the ayy lmao
>its an /x/phile gets lost on spee episode
>>
>Hello guys this is one of my first blogs I made. First, about me. I am an anarchist and sort of an emo, non-sensitive and non-critical. I am just 11 years old but I am mature enough to be not called a "kid". I like Chaos Space Marines, Warhammer 40k, JT, T-Pain, Akon, Wyclef Jean, Lil Wyane, Chris Brown, George, other singers, other non-critics, and technology. I hate critics, Miley Cyrus, 50 cent, souljda boy, people who take life too lightly, and moral-makers. So that's it...
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>>66972508
>he's like 6 feet tall senpai, and his body structure is far to broad/stocky to be welter or middle weight.

He could make MW EASILY. He is 5'11''. Burn the fat away and he's like 210lbs, tops. You're telling me he is bigger than Munoz?

>when it came time to leave the goat meme organization

You mean the best organization.

>he got trashed in strikeforce by some legit guys

He only got "trashed" by Bigfoot. The other two caught him.

What's that supposed to mean anyway, as if the guys he trashed in PRIDE weren't legit, LOL. I can think of 3 guys of the top of my head that didn't belong in the ring with him and two of those had like 100 lean mass on him.

He also crushed Sylvia and Arlovski, you know, guys that UFC tards said would smoke him cuz MUH UFC.

>GSP had those storytale losses and avenges in his early career and proceeded to dominate everyone (all his opponents being top level) and retired with the belt after eeking out a split in a great evenly matched war. this is not to mention his star and drawing power. he's another level than fedor.

He isn't. He couldn't even finish towards the end of his career and became a point fighter. He also didn't fight guys 2 divisions above him, with tons of reach on him.

No fucking way Werdum is above Fedor. He was never a dominant champ and his fighting skills are simply inferior. His wrestling is shit, his standup isn't on prime Fedor's level. He's better of his back, from the top he's comparable. (he grapples better but Fedor's GnP>>>>>Werdum)

Most of this is based on the asinine idea that PRIDE DIDN'T have the best fighters at the time.

GSP COULD be better than Fedor but he is not on another level. Get the Zuffa propaganda out of your head.
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>>66972708
each and every thread
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>>66973156
Based joeseph
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>>66973042
>coalburner
She is ? Fuck, I missed that
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>>66972628
>Alves wasnt even the top striker in the division and GSP couldn't be arsed to fist fight him and scored takedown after takedown...

He did both.
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>>66973159
whats with the essay?
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>>66973070
"Hey my friend Happy Birthday here's your gift : UFC PPV for tonight."

Easy
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RELEASE THE BLOOD ORC
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>>66973156
lol did i write that? damn i was a weird kid
well i still am
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http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/five-reasons-osp-will-smash-jon-jones/

It's over, lads
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>>66973193
She's literally in a committed relationship with Hector "Showeather" Lombard.
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>>66972749

He resembles a bigger Hendricks. He was chubby. How much do you think he weighs lean?
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Who is she fighting next?
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>>66973285

Fedor is thick af fat or not
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>>66973242
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>>66973253
Oh shit
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>>66972959
>Not wanting to watch him panic wrestle again only for Diaz to refuse the easy sub and heem him properly
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>>66973159
>Fedor's GnP>>>>>Werdum
heh. that turned out great for him didn't it!
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>>66972829
>Also a pic of my feet.

Are you a chick?
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>>66973156
God Sage is such a fucking faggot
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>>66973349
Claudia was right. Paige is getting more muscular.
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>>66973042
>>66973193
>>66973253

My word white men are so insecure
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>>66973349
would be suprised to see her fight again

I expect she'll try to make a career in reality TV, end up being on the X Factor panel next or whatever your equivalent is
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>>66973384

kek
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>>66973415

>BUILDTHEWALL
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>>66973285
who says he wasn't lean?
do you think everyone can get shredded like GSP and lean is the same for everybody?
look at DC, hendricks etc for fucks sake. plenty of guys' face would look zombified before they got le visible abs lean
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>>66973415
shut up
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>>66973245
Joseph, I think you're mature enough to to be not called a "kid".
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>>66973415
no one wants to be reminded that they're inadequate anon. it hurts.
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>>66973415
I've heard that's what happens when you have a penis too small to satisfy a woman.
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>>66973253
>http://www.lowkickmma.com/UFC/five-reasons-osp-will-smash-jon-jones/

Not even a real nig.
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>>66973521
oh look, it's this meme again
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>mfw people say GSP sucks
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>>66973415

>Would want a chick that's into bestiality?
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>>66973549
Sorry about your penis.
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>>66973572

Stop projecting
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>>66973131
its at least a partially credible theory
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>>66973558
He would be suspended because of weed months before his first fight
So no
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>>66973480

DC is fat. Hendricks isn't fat but also not shredded.

I'm actually suprised you think he couldn't make 185. He is smaller than many dudes in LHW.
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>>66973598
that's what ur mum told me last night SNAAAAAAAAP

oh wait
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Could Kevin Smith be a UFC fighter?
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>>66973349
>cuck215 My treat
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>>66973620

DC is strong, if he dropped to 185 he'd be considerably weaker.
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>>66973620

>DC is fat.

He's in better shape than you that's for sure
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Is Conor still dead?
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