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>letting the German make the new thread edition
Old Thread (deleted) >>66958914
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BARCA
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C
A
LARGE
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G
E
1st for Germans OUT of /bet/
666666666666666666666666
If Flora don't get 8 I'm eating out the bin sub-edition
Which german are you? Bizarro Niemcy?
>not correcting the (deleted) in your pasta
Nicht gut, meine freunde. Should be >2016 >putting money on slags edition.
All tips posted in this thread will be doomed to lose
>>66968495
Regardless of how many they get im eating outs Euan's little sister pmsl
Wish I just flipped a coin to decide my bets today
>>66968447
The old thread was not deleted you tool
>>66968513
pmsl banta
>it's a retard whines about things makes things happen episode
Hurrei!
>>66968513
pmsl
>>66968503
oops, didn't even notice
and I'm just a random german shitposter mane
>not on flora
So you owe somone money subbin' skunny
NEED 8, hurry up you stupid fucking sluts
>32 shots
>only 6 - 0
What the fuck are you doing.
How shit must you be.
So obvious there will be a late 2 or 3. Always is in games like this with this info. -0.75 a steal.
laying die grapshappadap tbqh
Pls Flora 1 more, went way to hard on the rebacks ffs
Only gonna break even if it ends on 6 zzzz
How the fuck haven't Sassulo scored yet?
I literally can't win a bet atm, lost last 5+
I'm on Flora next goal desu :^)
Down so much
>>66968782
>sassuolo
>>66968784
U1.5 fh goals in barca game
>>66968784
SHOO SHOO SCHEISSE SCHLAFENLAMPEN
need 2 more like a need a YOP in the morning
>>66968784
bet on barca
easy money
>>66968829
tears m8
you can't fool me into placing a bet so that yours will win
>>66968830
rude
Hello, where are the goals
Actually can't win a bet, I'm the 9/10 lost bets guy. Was out walking the dog for the first half, rebacked -3 in the second when I got home. ACTUALLY going to lose another bet. Don't even know what to say anymore
>Lillestrom u19 up 9-0
7777777777777777777777777777777777777
FIRST BET TO WIN AFTER DAYS
77777777777777777777777777777777777
SEVEN
ONE
MORE
PLEASE
7777777
If there's 8 I WILL suck EUAN off if he wants
AIR
AIR
AIR
>Sasuolo miss a penalty
pmsl
fuck me
>Sassuolo
tears
>this suspension
whats happeend here
>Sassuolo missed pen in the 89th min
Tears at that Aussie
Sassuolo with a missed penalty. Of course
All that sweat just for a refund
there goes the helium tank money
norway retard on suicide watchers sayin dawg
FULL TIME BEFORE 90???
Imagine struggling to profit with bubblegum pixel punts rather than being dac taking shrewd bets in asia
>>66969023
My sweaty 30 NOK on first Sassuolo goal gone. :(
>>66969029
Happened in the 16-0 slags game too, whistle went off at 89:30.
HAHAHAHAH DOWN SUMS
Barca surreal
Feyenoord -0.25 has got to be a pixel punt. In such good form too
Barnes, Rush, Barnes. Still John Barnes
I neither liked nor disliked Victoria Wood.
why wasn't the last thread deleted haha
>>66969300
OP forgot to change the pasta
INSANE amounts on leti, get the feeling I'm gonna be poor after this
>KornerKing fucks up another bet
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
So many bubblegum babies here. Embarrassing.
>>66968526
>le post spreadsheet after every bet man
>worshipping clueless TT tipsters
zzzzzzz this place is such a shithole these days
>>66969446
How does it feel to know you will never be shrewd enough to join the elite tier of trips?
KornerKing must be SHAKING, going to lose so many followers
Staebek 0.0 @1.9
#Chase is ON
Should be a peno already, it's Stabek only in Second half
>>66969446
Here's your (You)
>>66969446
>caring about le shrewd bets
Here's a (you)
Not 1 penny on Kurts tip zzzz
>>66969563
wtb
>>66969563
>tried to sign up today but my fb is blocked for 20 more days ;_;
/blog
>>66969449
Let me vent, dudeeee. Chill out, mannn
tears if you werent on Barca -2
>>66969563
Same, 10bet odds were tez so left it zzz so boring
>KornerKing
>this Forfar U20 team
Pmsl, large on Berwick DC I guess
>>66969563
Kurt Drago wants a footlong meatball marinara on his lunch break tomorrow with your sub money
INTER ON FIRE
>he's not on /sp/artans women yet
going to be huuuup
>>66969792
Team isn't out
>>66969850
you might actually know your shit about serie a m8
>>66969833
what bread?
>>66969909
hearty italian
>>66969959
this guy gets it.
This United lineup is interesting
>>66969850
got on yesterday, thanks lid
right lads I put a fiverr on liverpool winning, and a fiverr on over 5 asian corners
Am I going to win??
>>66969874
:/
I dont think they were ever the bet against a full strength City team
>>66970070
This counts as shitposting even on >>>/ck/
>>66970077
'no'.
>>66970070
Think subway is overpriced tripe desu
>>66970124
why not
>THAT GOAL
PMSL
Palace defender on overs.
/bet/ mafia got to Delaney
where was this Barca team last week desu
>>66970345
Spain
Euan lid, I'm the guy that's on the insane losing streak over the last 4 days. I'm on your tip pal :) x
>Big Al still hasn't given me a shout for my 11 win streak
Zzzzz
OOOOOOH GARY GARY
>>66970443
GARY GARY GARY GARY PALLISTER
>>66970417
10bet pulled for no reason whatsoever so I cant get on either
admin
>missed the EUAN tip
for FUCK sake
>>66970467
pmsl so I'll just lose this one by myself then, I'd call that a blessing in disguise for you.
euan!
>>66970498
L A S E R P E N S
>>66970505
Nah, would be on large if I could. Was surreal rape
>>66970498
IN MACKERS I TRUST
>>66970498
MADMAN
Any advice on getting an rball account? Can't work it out lids
>>66970542
Ty Bae
SMACKED
>>66970542
Ah fair enough, cheers for the tip though lad. You got a stream for it?
>>66970631
My mate from Edinburgh was facetiming me.
>>66970672
pmsl for real?
Also, watching this Etoile stream, it's hardly 'rape' at all. They look better but line looks right tbqhwy
>all spartans since gettign on
zzzz
>>66970717
post link pls
what should I put on this etolie game lids
them to win 3-0 for 4.33
Lazio goal A I R
MACKERS
MACKERS
MAAAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
M A C K O O N
>>66970749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6vtUx_TBtw
Gonna have my wife name her unborn son Euan Mac
>>66970749
youtube.com
search "enyimba"
filter to show only live streams
>>66970717
Nah, got stream from twitter obv.
>>66970745
Shite football is all about momentum swings. City can do things when they get up the pitch.
Praying for refund
>>66970895
Already marking it as a loss desu
euan surreal
EUAN
hup hup hup x
Would have been a 6/10 if there were more laser pens
Thank you Euan you are my greatest ally
>he wasn't on Barca -10
TEARS
MACKERS
MACKERS
EUAN YES
YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
Roma are losing at home
REBACKING INTER
L A S E R S
A
S
E
R
S
seriously, how does 'completely lost head' Mackers do it?
Barca win was a special stake
>>66971111
>1111
1-0 Inter CS incoming
>>66971194
Remember when Barcelona were 'out of form'? pmsl
Not placing any bets feels so wrong. A day without losing money doesn't feel so wrong though. Wish you guys good luck.
Mackers > Lux?
Absolutely love Euan, would love to suck his dick or at least take him out for a drink.
didn't even notice ucd waves were playing
>>66971372
at the moment definitely
>>66971394
take him on a distillery tour tbhfam. fit tour guides.
>>66971372
Definitely, think Lux tries to give off more of a winning vibe but on my spreadsheet Mackers is more profitable.
>all them no votes
pmsl wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/10002618/r
pml
QUICK LADS
DO I CASH OUT
have everton ever heard of defending? pmsl
top lel Euan
>>66969792
Uh oh
pmsl tt such a strange place
>>66971595
Dont get why people pay for utter dullards but not your tips.
People probably just saying no so you dont go paid desu. If you just did it you would get at least 20 payees I reckon.
Do it anyway mate. Will pay up to £25/month.
>>66971551
Martinez such a fraud
>>66971595
At least three quarters of those votes are from people here who just voted no for banter though
pmsl @ Euan turning heel on the TT community
Too easy to get bites from Euan pmsl had to get all my family to vote no to boost numbers lol
>>66971595
>paying for a load of 1/10 bets
yeah whats the point
>>66971649
>slurp slurp please notice me Euan
Pathetic slug
Already paying to be an exclusive member of the Winners club tbqh #winning
>>66971688
BAH GAWD KING
>enyimba score
>>66971716
Joined ProTip yesterday and have already lost £300.
T-thanks
>>66971688
THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHY EUAN, WHY?
>>66971649
Dont even intend to but just wanted to see what people thought. The only thing I would consider was a USL inplay service targeting a US audience but they cant even bet on it lol
Euans ego is getting S M A C K E D
>>66971709
Have sex you freak.
>>66971595
Sorry friend I'm already paying BasiBooms
>>66971688
He lives for heat from the public
>>66971651
Talking big sense pal
>>66971780
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66971702
pmsl, this, posted it on my FB status and told people to vote no
>>66971767
Are you seriously upset?
Why would anyone want to pay for something they currently get for free?
Actually felt ashamed reading those comments but then I realised this is all anonymous and no one will know I'm associated with you
>Inter still haven't scored
Really hope West Ham make the Championsl Eagle
>>66971847
Frog beyond exposed
his magnificent seria A run couldnt go on forever t bh
euan such a whopper
>>66971817
Emailed my mums reading club contact list pmsl
>>66971830
No. Why would I be upset about the results of a poll?
And I think the idea would be they wouldnt get it for free.
Need nibs on tt fo make my night better
I love /bet/ drama desu lads
>>66971889
BIG SENSE is what you are talking, pal
>>66971910
ha ha, n-no i'm no upset. ha ha, j-just looking for some nibs ha ha.
>>66971910
>And I think the idea would be they wouldnt get it for free.
Great reading comprehension
>>66971955
dubs confirm 5 inches in length aswell as girth
impressive euan
>>66971910
Tbh the poll prolly has 8 no votes that would pay you for the tips but are just hoping you don't go paid.
>>66971955
I'll take unders
Pmsl at Euan thinking we don't see past his fraudulent personality
Why would I pay for someone's tips who has lost the confidence in himself and not posted for 3 days
>mfw Euan gets /bet/ banned from TT
>>66971957
why are you stuttering, you utter freak?
Anyway lads I have some work to be getting on with. I'll be back for the rest of my (you)'s later
>>66972017
Albania has sperged out way worse and didn't get banned
>>66971886
>fell for a frenchies lies again
I told myself I wouldn't, not after her
>>66972041
my KING
>>66971542
yes
>>66972110
bit late desu
made back the 20 euro i lost on virtual horses, now i'm going go back to the virtual horses and hope to win
Germans IN /bet/
Based mods removing the tinder normies
kek
KEK
K E K
>red card for that
>premier league football
>>66972319
Talking BIG sense lad
>>66972319
Good post.
Hassan so world
Need a Palace goal like air
pmsl love how the thread has died down after little Euan boy got his hopes shattered
/bet/ mafia RUTHLESS
Would be mildly pleased if Fiorentina and/or Herenveen score
Inter
GASPING
BIRD
was out tonight and missed all the world bets. Back just in time for Bird unders, and to see that KornerKing bet lost. Did I miss anything aside from Mackers large? Are you up?
Bird going world
BIRRRRRRD
>he tags his mates in daft little posts on Facebook
Just kill yourselves
>>66973040
actually standing and applauding this post
Pmsl pmsl pmsl
>Missed the Barca train
Actually crying
This bird tip isn't looking good desu
bird is such a fraud
pmsl Roma with 2 quick goals
bird? more like turd.
>>66973113
Feels like counterbait since Euan hasn't "posted the same bet multiple times"
365 have given me ANOTHER £10 bonus
My account has to be worth a fortune to someone right?
fuck bird
cost me so much
Thank you Adrian
Does Bird know about this place?
Have people noticed that France is a fraud yet?
Oh sorry you all already knew that.
NOT OVER YET LIDS
SHAKING
Longest 10 seconds of my life desu
>tfw got on u203.5
Feels super comfy desu
>inter lost so it was a bad bet
also
benzema saving my ass
will still be up 100 for the day if madrid wins.
>>66973600
Fuck off COCO
>>66973629
>yfw it goes to overtime
on u204.5
TSUUUUUUUUUuu
bird Down. This has to be the worst bet I have ever posted.
7 minutes ago - Like 1
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>66973629
>>66973670
haha who else /hup/? ;)
202.5 here, never in doubt
Evening Albania
>he backs bird bets
Thank you u204.5 line. Hup hup
>went to fap and missed the bird tip
Feels good.
Not even on the bird tip and down insane today.
Could use you right now Euan or Albania. I'll give you you's.
You are now aware that Euan's poll has almost evened up
Wtb
>>66973903
And now it has.
Hope you're having fun with your proxies whoever is doing that.
>>66973903
Euan's been resetting his IP for the last 30 minutes and voting for yes, PMSL.
>>66974027
Pmsl doesn't change the fact that no one is willing to stay awake for his shite US college tips
>>66974027
pmsl what a worm
in tears
halal madrid -2 live @2.05
>>66974094
worm
PMSL
pmsl
>analysis: 100% possession so far PMSL
>>66974113
>only halftime in the halal game
isnt it like 11 at night there?
also cheeky o2.5 indians-mariners first 3 innings
>>66974191
AbsolutelyRektPmsl MOVES lines
