>Real Salt Lake
>like anyone would believe it's the fake one
>>66967136
I know this is bait, but
>this retard doesn't know Spanish, does he.
2/10 made me reply.
>>66967534
There's nothing royal about some Mormon shithole in the middle of nowhere.
>>66967567
Agreed, but OP should at least try not to look like a retard on an Argentinian knitting board.
Glad they cleared it up tho. With all the fake imposters you can never be certain these days.
>arsenal
>team does not consist of cannons placed strategically across the field
>Los Angeles Lakers
>no lakes in la
>San Francisco Giants
>normal sized human beings
>Cleveland browns
>main color is orange
Fuckep up name because it has nothing to do with royals
Yes MLS is a complete embarrassment. It'll probably be gone within the next 10 years anyway when ESPN and Fox realize no one watches it
idk why the MLS does this
why are they calling teams 'football clubs?'
Nobody calls it football here and they aren't clubs
false advertising bullshit man
dumb frogposter
>west ham
>it not actually ham
My double chins are tingling in rage
>Utah Jazz
>They don't play instruments
>new York Knicks
>can't nick a win to save their life
>Houston Rockets
>blasting off to nowhere
>>66967136
>Dallas Football Club
>it's soccer
>>66969972
Lol
>Brooklyn Nets
>None of the basketball hoops in Brooklyn have nets on them
>Tampa Bay Rowdies
>least amount of yellow cards in league
>New York Red Bulls
>players in no way resemble cans of energy drink
>Boston Celtics
>players are black
> MN United
> some Minnesotans like soccer, others don't
>New York Jets
>The team they share the stadium with aren't the New York Sharks
>>66968633
>what is Silverlake
>>66983024
They're not named after fucking silverlake you eggplant
>Steph Curry
>isn't a food
>isn't even Indian
>San Diego Padres
>they're not all declared pedophiles
>>66969091
>Cleveland Browns
>they're actually shit
>>66969132
>implying Mormons don't have a monarchy
>>66983211
That's some kitschy ass Disneyland shit.
>>66967136
It's pronounced "ree-YAL", and means "royal" in Spanish.
>>66968633
Dubs checked.
They were originally in Minnesota, the land of 10K lakes.
>>66983261
It's the only relevant architecture in this 'country'
>>66969444
Trips checked.
They were originally in New Orleans, one of the starting points of jazz. I agree that Utah is not a jazzy place.
>>66983376
NBA used to be completely retarded until recently because they refused to change the names.
>Hornets named that way because Charlotte is a "hornet's nest"
>move to New Orleans
>Lakers named Lakers because Minnesota is a thousand lakes state
>move to LA
>Jazz named Jazz because New Orleans is a jazz city
>move to fucking SLC
>Anaheim Ducks
>it's not a team of water fowl in skates
>
>Carlton Blues
>all their fans are actually depressed
Strange Football Club names thread? Look no further than the Bolivian Football League.
>The Strongest
>Blooming
>Jorge Wilstermann
>Always Ready
>Sport Boys
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liga_de_F%C3%BAtbol_Profesional_Boliviano
>>66967136
soccer is one of the worst sports. filled with pussies crying and boring gameplay.
>>66983949
>david noyes
>>66987358
I agree. Its like they care more about the sport than the ads.
>>66968633
>>66968633
>Utah Jazz
>don't allow music
>Derrick Rose
>By any other name would not smell as sweet
>>66967136
>Portland Trailblazers
Are trailblazers at absolutely fuck all.
>>66983211
Fuck me, I want to convert to Mormonism, become the leader and have my own Malice at the Palace.
>>66967136
>liverpool
>nor a liver neither a pool
>>66967534
>knowing Spanish
BUILD WALL
>>66983949
>Noyes
>>66983042
>anon claims there's no lakes in la
>anon names a lake that's in la
>reply with this
>>66972680
underrated
>Colorado Rockies
>you can only see the foothills from Denver
>the strongest
>they are not the strongest
>Rudy Gay
>not homosexual
>>66987219
Isn't there a AFL team called the Blacks?
![ipydznvguz989lh8v2yi[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/M8MQlFN.gif "ipydznvguz989lh8v2yi[1].gif")
>Hanshin Tigers
>there is no tigers in the Kansai Area
>>66987219
>>66987787
>ads literally on the jerseys
>yurop
>>66996460
>THE SHITIESTS
>>66983949
>Lester Stadium
>David Noyes
You can't make this shit up
>>66996460
>implying they're not beating São Paulo tonight.
>>66997848
I'd rather have ads on NFL jerseys if it meant no commercials. Knock on soccer all you want but 2 45min halves of nonstop action is pretty based
>>66997848
>League literally named for a sponsor bank
>Jewrup
>>66997630
Literally lold at every name
>>66983367
>Real Salt Lake
>Utah isn't a monarchy
>manchester united
>theres another team from manchester how can it be united
>>66983004
>New York
>Jets
Hmm
>>66998371
>San Francisco Giants
>Football players
>>66997630
>real tamale
>universal stars
>feed us 123
>no weapon
>>66998014
That's changing next season
>>66997630
Pls no bully
>>66987219
>Sport boys logo literally says "sport boys ass." on it
>they literally wear pink kit
Cannot fabricate
>>66983878
They are sucks tho
They just have convincing make up on
>Liverpool FC
>no livers or pool in the stadium
>>66997630
You lads looking forward to the no weapon-bazooka FC Derby?
>>66972680
underrated
>>67003726
wrong anon. theres thousands of livers inside that stadium. and probably a fair amount of piss and vomit pools as well
>Chicago Blackhawks
>None of the blacks in Chicago can fly, or even swim.
>Detroit Redwings
>Not a single used maxipad to be seen
>>67003865
All those livers, crushed together
>>66967534
>being this new
>>66998378
2soon
>>66995965
> Kobe stan detected
>Los Angeles Dodgers
>Players still get hit by ball
>Chicago Bulls
>none of the players have fucked my wife in front of me
>>66983411
>American sports franchises
>>66983211
You mean Mormonarchy
>FC Bayern München
>isn't the only club in Bayern
>>66997630
>Deportivo FC
