Just fuck my season op senpaiitsu.
How do we make Missi gr8 again?
Bring Xavi, Pedro and Villa back
Neymar is at fault, not Missi
more hormones
>>66963424
>a bad season for Messi is a league and cup double
pay denbts
grow hare
wash off tatooes
>>66963681
>player == team
Remove neymar, sell Suarez, bring in two forwards who know how to pass a ball. Regrow Rakitic hair. Tell pique if he still wants to be Catalan go play for Espanyol. Buy some decent left back
Tell his wife to stop being a cunt.
>Messi’s missus, Antonella Roccuzzo, forced the soccer star to block the Brazilian beauty and Miss BumBum contest winner, Suzy Cortez, on Instagram after the model barraged the FC Barcelona forward with a slew of sexy photos.
>In one of the more risqué ones (actually they’re all risqué, but this one might take the cake), Cortez is shown from behind in a Barcelona jersey and shorts that have been painted on. A frontal shot shows features Cortez in her body-painted jersey discretely covering just one of her breasts.
>While Roccuzzo has blocked Cortez from her and her husband’s online accounts, the move has apparently not stopped the bottom-heavy Brazilian from showing her support for the Barça striker.
http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2016/04/19/shoots-doesnt-score-messi-blocks-miss-bumbum-on-instagram/
>>66965039
if i had antonella i would block that whore too
>>66965039
>miss bumbum
kek erytim
>>66963627
/thread
>>66965039
Messi gets all the lady's
>>66965161
Diego Alves is fucking great tbqh
>>66963627
>the """"best""" """"player"""""" in the world in the team
>it's not his fault
>>66965039
how is she not right
>>66965161
How does he even see that pass? Im trying to imagine having my eyes located where my nipples are right now, and it seems so incredible difficult.
>Messi plays below his level
>sudenly Barca is shite
coincidance?
>now you remember all the midget cocksucking after their cheeky penalty
serves him right tbvh
>>66965470
It's not always what he sees, but what he feels and what his instict tells him. He has been playing for so many years that it's kinda like a habit to know when your teammate makes a run.
He has created so many chances for Rat King and Nerman this season but they have missed so many of them. Shit I would be mad at them if I was in his shoes.