Old: >>66954457
NEWS:
>Conor retires
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/4/19/11463016/conor-mcgregor-tweets-that-he-has-decided-to-retire-young
>Honda return targeted for UFC 205 in MSG
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/14/11435804/ronda-rousey-eyes-octagon-return-ufc-205-nov-12-new-york-madison-square-garden-mma
So, now what?
>>66962216
I don't know... is it over? It's over, isn't it...
>>66962216
Add the coming concussion lawsuits and we have...UFC BANKRUPTCY!
If conors gone im done with this sport
THIS IS THE END
BEAUTIFUL FRIEND
>>66962218
not yet, I hear there's a plan to bring back Pedro Rizzo and Tank Abbott.
yeah, it's over
Business idea:
Oculus Rift sparring to lengthen mma careers by 4-6 years and reduce the negative effects of head trauma in their post-fighting life
This will become the norm in 3-5 years and will be spearheaded by Might Mouse.
DJ will be ahead of the curve and get a Facebook+Xbox+Twitch sponsorship deal
He will stream sparring sessions to 13 year olds and cash in on all them sweet adhdbux to become the highest earning fighter of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLOlXozCzjk
cap this post cuz I predict deez tings
>>66962223
Nah, not unless the UFC has been supressing info as well.
This means Aldo vs Frankie is for the vacant title, right?
>>66962232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJyuTPkVOA
I love it
>>66962231
Well... it was an honour following this sport with you, my /heem/ friends
Been fun brothas, see you all on the other side
do you think dana is somewhere slamming liquor contemplating his life and calling conor to give him the 10 million
When /heem/ dies, where will you lads go then?
>tfw it's back to those once in a blue moon /box/ threads for me
Irish flags are kill?
>>66962254
RARE
A
R
E
>>66962239
why would UFC do anything nice?
>>66962232
Sanchez-Lauzon should be the main event of UFC 200.
Cowardly Ireland BTFO
What a time to be alive, lads.
/heem/ was here before mcgregger
So is he confirmed retired or he just working the marks, trying to jew Dana?
>>66962267
maeouvement
>>66962277
i thought it was made after 189, thats when i came anyway
>>66962233
dude they have
also the steroids + concussions
if they are able to prove the UFC knew fighters were taking anything illegal, roids, coke, hgh and still let them fight, especially roids/hgh they could say "my clients wouldn't have brain damage if the UFC didn't allow steroid usage creating a situation where there was unnatural stress and injury to their brains"
shit like that nigga, you nah mean?
>>66962254
Saw plenty in the last thread, muslim fucking shit. Stay out of the west.
Let's start a new calendar.
>we are now in year 1 AC of our lord conrad mcgregger
>>66962284
I catch what you're throwing, maplebrah. I doubt they'd be able to prove the UFC knew anything unless they were stupid enough to be part of the processs (recommending "doctors" and shit). More than like it was "I don't want to hear it or see it, but I'm not saying no either"
>>66962291
bang bro is the one getting macheted by those people you dumb faggot, you think he likes that shit
>>66962254
They have been since Goobs lost. This is just a momentary blip because of the news cycle. Potatoniggers will be gone agains hortly.
So Conor thinks he should get paid 10x as much as his last fight after getting mopped up in 2 rounds?
Is YouEffSea Kill?
>>66962309
well, it is going to be his last paycheck ever
>McMeme
>fight midgets his whole career
>fight a real size human bean
>get so BTFO you decide to quit
Top kek. When will they learn?
What will you tell your grandkids when they ask you about Conor McGregor?
>>66962321
S-so you're saying I'll have sex?
>>66962296
well a supreme court investigation or w/e the fuck happened with baseball and roger clemens and that liar shit latino rafael palmeiro could drag enough honest people like their 3rd party drug testers into it
all you need is one credible witness, and if there is a charge laid or a lawsuit laid on someone who's not willing to go to jail or payout money you start getting people rolling over and telling everything
court systems, prosecutors and lawyers bank on people cracking under pressure
and let's say you have 15 fighters saying "Dana told me to my face when the piss test would be so I wouldn't get caught"
I think it's easier done than said
Dana has burned a lot of bridges in his time and there is no shortage of people who want to see him burn at the stake
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEaV8giqLRJ
>>66962283
heem has been around since at least 162, since that's when I came here.
>>66962309
after matching ufc 100 numbers yes.
>>66962338
>Dana has burned a lot of bridges in his time and there is no shortage of people who want to see him burn at the stake
That's why I'll remain skeptical for now. I'm honestly surprised nothing has come up like that yet. Fighters that say that though may not find themselves making much money in the fight game afterward and I have to think that it's a consideration in a lot of people's minds.
it was fun while it lasted. just another 6 years for another meme ultimatum boys!
>>66962354
me finding heem is after my step dad had gray market satellite, which was after ufc left spike and had no good deal in canada (hard to stay a fan if you hadn't learned multiple less legal ways to watch it and distro was blown)
so it was after gsp retired, and ufc 152... machida/weidman, tj/barao? somewhere in there was my first heem card.
>>66962267
Efficient Energy
>mcgregor is using the death of another human being to make some extra shekels
what a pathetic human being
>>66962358
Well he's going to be sitting out under Zuffa contract instead. Clearly not the best business strategy.
>>66962216
IT IS ALL OVER
JUST
LIKE
THAT
>>66962394
The Irish are niggers. Film at 11
Frankie Edgar
>>66962396
show me the contract, child.
Thread theme
http://youtu.be/w5Mv3WS3D-o
>>66962398
>WAAAOOOOWWW
>OUR MOVE OF THE FIGHT, BROUGHT TO YOU BY METRO PCS
>>66962338
>and let's say you have 15 fighters saying "Dana told me to my face when the piss test would be so I wouldn't get caught"
i can see this being an actuality. and with that in mind i can see why certain people have failed testing
>cut nicks suspension and throw him on 200 vs lawler
>nate vs rda
conair will be btfo
who /209420/ here?
>>66962373
Even his countrymen a ripping on him
>>66962373
I fucking like this guy.
Dan Hardy thinks Conor pulled this because GSP was made the main event
I'm skeptical of that considering Dana said a few days ago how Lawler was going to fight Woodley at 201 or 202
>>66962373
I get what he's saying but what does "30 Euro Diesel money" mean?
>>66962424
I like the way you think, but Nick legally can't fight until cleared regardless of what Dana wants.
>>66962424
" I'm About to smoke again"
-Dudeweed ellamayo
>>66962442
i think he wants his co-promotion, and the ppv to do that is 200. dana isn't buckling on that shit
WHAT THE FUCK CONOR
YOU'RE GUNNA BE BANKRUPT BY 30
I LAY ME DOWN TONIGHT
MUCH FURTHER DOWN
>>66962411
Although I love this song, THIS is a better suited song in light of recent events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60
>>66962321
He was a meme
>>66962211
I think the Joao Carvalho death may have had an impact on him considering he was at the fight.
>>66962321
he was a bitch that tapped instead of going to sleep
I guarantee he failed a drug test, thats why he retired.
do you guys think conor will be still alive in 10 years?
Vince wins again
>>66962485
why wouldn't he
>>66962475
>>66962465
Name a more based boss in sports, hell even in business in general
Literally nobody has the watermelons Dana has in between in his legs to pull something like this
>>66962253
>where will you lads go then?
/mlp/
>>66962485
>no mewvment
>overweight
>balding
>plumbing to pay the bills
>vanilla ice tier famous
if you want to call that living, then yes
>>66962211
POTATO FAGS BTFO
>>66962211
DEAD SPORT GENERAL?
>>66962492
obviously got some mental issues, and surely its only going to get worse for him
>>66962321
/sp/ was always wrong
>>66962434
DUDE FIRST OF ALL AWESOME
The post McGregor era feels so hollow, I don't think anyone can save the organization at this point.
>>66962516
coked up jbj could
>tfw im gunna have to turn pro just to save this shit sport
ffs
>>66962516
We're gonna have 2 or 3 years of just fighters fighting. No breakthrough stars, no mainstream media, no recognition. Just fights.
Meanwhile....
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/19/11460582/bellator-paul-daley-and-josh-koscheck-get-physical-during-staredown
>>66962544
>No breakthrough stars, no mainstream media
How do you figure?
>>66962534
Gonna be a short pro career once you take a clean front kick to the solar plexus from me, bud
You'll literally be heemed via body kick
>>66962211
Why mcmeme retired and rousey almost committed suicide.
MMA ingrains a "quitter mentality" in its athletes due to existence of submissions. The sports culture literally breeds quitters.
So... /heem/ and the UFC is back to normal again?
Define "normal"
What's the plumbing meme?
>>66962556
have you had your piss today lyoto? you know you aren't yourself without some piss
>>66962556
unlikely since im only 4"9
>>66962562
Conor's life skill besides fighting in plumbing.
He was an apprentice plumber before taking up MMA.
>>66962553
I uh... I read it in my tea leaves
>>66962544
>>66962553
All it takes is for a good performance out of someone we don't expect. Could be OSP, could be GSP once again.
>>66962534
>>66962556
oooohhh USA! USA! USA!
>>66962561
We're back to 2 to 3 years ago to where Cub Swanson is on the winning side of things and Aldo and Edgar are fighting each other for the featherweight belt.... again.
>>66962565
Koksal superfight
>>66962475
yeah now he's blackmailing Dana to let him back in, which he will if he wants this sport to continue.
>>66952384
>>66952206
UFC is free on viaplay
>>66962584
If he failed a drug test for certain then Dana can't hide it.
the real question is what happens to the FW belt now? My guess is Gooby is just memeing and will be back to defend the belt
>>66962544
jones is only 1 year older than mcgregor m8
Notice how all the bad shit started happening once Schaub left?
Schaub GOAT
>>66962550
Koschek is a faggot
McGoof cant cut weight to fight midgets, gets REKT by normal sized human with no training camp.
creditable source?
>>66962616
Don't you dare start that shit.
>>66962619
Top kek, based
>>66962619
if that's true, based as fuck.
>>66962516
>The post McGregor era feels so hollow...
>mcmeme posted retirement 12 hours ago
kek
>>66962638
Hunt vs Jon Jones
>>66962638
fuck stipe, give hunt a rematch to be honest. miocic will lose anyway.
>>66962638
Mark Hunt vs Shane Carwin for UFC 200
Make it happen Dana
>>66962638
>>66962646
>>66962648
>>66962649
No no no, Nate vs Hunt at catchweight.
>>66962638
hahaha fuckin hunt
>>66962655
Why do you want to kill 209?
>>66962638
Hunt vs Oluwale Bamgbose, literal holy war
>>66962638
based hunto
>>66962655
Hunt vs both Diaz bros at same time.
>>66962638
I want to have his fat little babies
>>66962667
tag team for the diaz brothers, they'll tag in and out scout's honor
>>66962629
>Schaub retires
>Reebok deal flops and fighters getting scraps
>Jon gets in shit and is gone for a year
>Conor gets btfo and then retires
>Ronda gets btfo
>Holly Holm gets btfo and WMMA looks like a joke
All while Schaub is living the good life. UFC and Dana BTFO
>>66962676
Dana as the ref.
>>66962688
>lots of shit happened
>most of which is completely irrelevant to schaub
>schaub is a literal who
>good life
>>66962688
>Schaubposters will never retire
>>66962688
Schaub is the most bitter fighter, former or current
>>66962444
He means 30 euros for diesel(petrol/gas) money.
>>66962720
Oh ok, that's pretty fucking funny then. Thanks Bongbro
>>66962690
dana as hunts partner you mean
im sure people would buy ppv to watch dana in the ring
gsp would probably buy 100 himself
>>66962688
>got heemed into retirement
>making podcasts for scraps
>living the good life
>lots of comments re mcmemes retirement tweet
>no comments on nates retirement tweet
is nate just trolling? no news so far
>>66962736
he wasnt pulled
>>66962688
based schaubster
>>66962733
You can live a decent life with a net worth of 3 mil.
>>66962736
no dude they're actually going to retire together.
maybe get a cabin or something in the mountains, near a lake, it'll be really nice.
![rizin-ff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ULCx5XY.jpg "rizin-ff[1].jpg")
They're actually going to overtake the UFC
>>66962753
Nope. Their going in on a bed and breakfast iin Vermont. Nice little fixer-upper
>>66962736
Yes. Dana even said he's doing press events still and getting a new opponent
>>66962619
Ronda should retire next
>>66962790
I hate that fucking mole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I
>>66962758
I would buy a Rizin ppv and hold a house party with no friends if UFC goes bankrupt and the Pride era is restored with no rules ped monsters, soccer kicks, multi-fight tournaments and crazy matchups
>>66962802
It's a beauty mark yous exist fuck
>Leave PPV to me
>>66962736
Nate's tweet was obviously a joke you goof
>>66962790
would
>>66962802
I just realized that Mike Meyers stole that bit.
>>66962812
That won't sell to anyone but the hardcore fans who would have already bought 200.
>>66962790
Is she calling the cameraman a fucking white male in that pic?
how long before ufc sues mcmeme for breach of contract?
>>66962846
he cant force him to showup. fighters can pullout if they want goof
>>66962889
yeah but it's not just that black and white, dana has invested in conor.
>>66962846
They can't if he actually retires
Conor confirm for stage 2 cancer
good for him its called fucking karama and he was a cancer to the sport.
>>66962485
I hope he ends up like prince naseem and just becomes a fatass
>>66962894
>$2.89 reebux and $3.56 danabux have been deposited in your account for a total of $6.45 shillbux. enjoy
>>66962750
Not in LA.
>>66962903
do you even know what a shill is?
>>66962907
yes, (You) senpai
>>66962553
After GSP an Anderson were BTFO the sport was ded until Rousey KO'd Bethe.
>>66962896
>>66962889
so if he has x number of fights left on his contract and he decides to quit fighting then the ufc cant sue him?
Guys
what will happen to Neetlobov?
im scared for him :(
>>66962911
how am I being a shill, smart guy? I don't expect an answer, (you)'ve already proven you're not capable
>>66962917
No but they keep the contract so he can't unretire to another organization later
>>66962917
Exactly. They can't force him to fight.
At least now we can focus on the true superstar of mixed martial arts. Jon jones.
>>66962926
knowledge
>>66962922
good goy
>>66962940
>memer supremer
>>66962940
any pics of her feminine benis? :DDDD
>>66962944
Get out
>>66962926
>>66962928
ok, i can understand that he might play the recent death card in the coming weeks. it was a good move on his part to tweet before dana released UFCs version. then there's the rumored $10,000,000 payout that dana refused and i'm thinking that this is what it really boils down to.
>>66962950
The pay thing is probably it, he would have gotten the money too if he didn't lose to Nate Diaz and lost leverage
>>66962790
Granny wants to play
>>66962950
Goober probably figured he would lose again which is why he asked for that sum. Without the big bucks and staring at an inevitable loss he quit like a bitch.
How do so many UFC fighters manage to keep their teeth?
>>66963000
mouthguards, ya goof
not that I expect a Britcock to understand dental care.
>>66963000
The one's who aren't British go to someone called a dentist.
CARB
>Conor is going to live Artem's Dream and just NEET it up for the rest of his Life
>>66962999
i think he was going to get popped for roids. people retire and unretire in mma all the time, now he doesn't have to go through the shame of failing a drug test and forever having his legacy tainted or getting his shit kicked in by nate again and forever having his legacy tainted
>>66963008
kek - but to be fair, even though HH has no KO power in her fists it took 4 months for RR to be able to bite into an apple
![1408543297950-559d0048a8f5a[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EY3zqA8.png "1408543297950-559d0048a8f5a[1].png")
FUCK YOU DANA
FUCK YOU
>>66963031
If you think a girl can't knock your teeth out much less one with years of training your a goof
>>66963037
A regular chick off the street? lol, nope.
>>66963037
knocking teeth out is different than knocking someone unconscious. holly has never KOd unconscious anyone with her fists
Why are people still posting nonsense theories? We know what happened. UFC yanked him from the card because he pulled a Nick Diaz and didn't show up in Vegas to do promotion. Conor "retires" before they announce it to kick up a shitstorm
>>66963008
I thought mouthguards where only to stop your gum slicing open on your teeth
>>66963037
Maybe if I was asleep.
>>66963059
Helps keep your teeth from going through your lips too. One of the nastiest injuries I saw was in junior high at a girls softball game. Girl hit a line drive right back to the pitchers face and he braces came out through her upper lip. Brutal.
![1460100313144[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8pdjok8.jpg "1460100313144[1].jpg")
>3 austalian journos spreading the rumour that he got scared after the death of the portugeezer
Letourneau is actually kinda pretty.
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>66963117
>actually
>kinda
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>>66963124
>Damn nearr 200 posts before Ireland shows up
Where did they all go?
>>66963055
The reality is that McGregor had signed a contract at some point and then found out that he has the upper hand. He wanted more money and tried to re-negotiate. That retirement announcement was just a negotiation tool, a bluff. However, that bluff was exposed and now he has to retire against his own will.
>>66963151
Hardly going to be posting at 4/5 am are we
I don't buy it.
I believe something happened behind the scene. You don't retire when you just signed for a fight and a huge payday.
I don't think he failed a test. GSP (maybe) being the main event is more probable imo, Conor could act like a crybaby for that
>>66963149
This seems so likely to have happend.
>>66963161
casual af tbqh
>>66963162
>I believe something happened behind the scene
no shit, he wouldn't retire randomly for no reason
>>66963165
Talking about MMA memes isn't gonna get me my degree
>>66962277
And it is here after
>>66963170
>ireland
>degree
yeah
>>66963170
do you go to trinity college
what is going on lads?
Why is he acting like such a spastic? If he was so upset about the lad dying in front of his eyes then he wouldn't be so vague, he would just come out with it.
He's failed a drug test or trying to hold Zuffa over a barrel thinking hes fucking tony montana, the fucking handicap.
There is a very small sliver of sympathy if this is something real, if it isn't he will be in Lelator this time next year.
![pepe-the-frog-meme[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lJE9xyt.png "pepe-the-frog-meme[1].png")
>>66963170
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government €10,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"italian please mate" - me, telling you to what bread i want whilst you're behind the counter at your new job as a sandwich artist in Subway
>>66962619
That sounds like him
>>66963193
Funny enough the last time a fighter got pulled from a fight for not doing the pressers was Nick Diaz so it's entirely likely it's a drug test issue.
>>66962733
He could probably open a gym and start coaching people in meeevment
>>66963180
he actually goes to the college of winterhold
Why did Dana pull him out of UFC 200 just because he missed the conference and wanted to train? Does Dana hate money?
>asking $10 millions for the rematch of a fight you lost
I'm glad Dana doesn't fall for that bullshit t b h
>>66962211
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Connor McKEK
>>66963180
Maybe
>>66963261
>british "fighters"
>british "athletes"
>british "cuisine"
>british "movies"
>british "comedy"
>british """"premier"""" league
>british "empire"
>british "cricket"
>british "rugby"
>>66963253
when you beat all records fighting fucking nate diaz in a nothing match, you deserve the money you get.
>>66963252
it's a requirement, no amount of "draw" will change that. mcgregor knew what was required of him and chose not to comply.
>>66963149
rolling trips for this.
>>66963278
You can't really talk tbqh, your country has no culture and you're a mongrel breed of whites. there's absolutely nothing tying your people together, for fuck sake half your country "identifies" as x-american even after living in the US for 3 or 4 generations.
>>66963278
what the hell happened
is mma dead?
>>66962211
So this is how the meme ends? not with a bang but with a whisper?
>>66963279
what records did he beat ?
He didn't have the biggest gate nor the biggest PPV.
The fact is he got beat by a no camp Diaz and the hype for the rematch was non existent already.
>>66963252
It was probably more than just one press conference. They can't launch a very expensive marketing campaign (millions according to Ariel) without the biggest star of the card willing to participate
>>66963278
>British "police"
>>66963290
> culture
What's British culture? Drinking tea? Do tea leaves tie your country together?
"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
>>66963309
>"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
>>66963278
>1776 bitch
>>66963298
Highest Pay-Per-View buys for a non-championship main event
100k behind ufc100
>>66963290
culture is a social construct
![1460529811580[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7OASmUd.jpg "1460529811580[1].jpg")
>"Culture" is a primitive notion that savages use to refer to their tribal dance and dress.
t. new worlder with no culture other than inventing a stick with 10,000 years of time.
>>66963314
Everytime I see your people post to /pol/ or /sp/ I can't help but to think you're a cuck.
Your country is ruined in my eyes.
>>66963330
> Culture equals technological inventions
No.
>>66963335
I am the one doing the cucking here mate.
>>66963215
Mewvment is dead as fuck, mate.
>>66962211
Pic related is McMeme's face when
>>66962263
N E W
E
W
they're talking about mcgregors retirement on talksport radio
we mainstream now
>>66963278
>british "comedy"
would've agreed up until here. our comedy is the best
>>66963149
fucking this
are you guys all fucking idiots?
conor is still and has still to fight at ufc 200, it's in his contract as well.
that tweet just meant that he will retire maybe after ufc 200. but to be completely realistic that tweet "young retirement" means that he will mostly keep fighting for another 2 or 3 years, and then call it a day once he's 30.
that's """early retirement"" guys. jesus are you a gossip webpage /heem/(
>>66963364
>British self-deprecating humor
How did they do it so well?
>>66963377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIK1RN7ZH5g
dummy
>>66963364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myIB1TrPpTE
this never fails to make me chuckle
How do you think Dana feels now ANOTHER one of his top fighters has been cucked away by Vince McMahon?
UFC 200 BTFO
>>66963360
>listening to talkshite
>>66963377
just stop hans, dana confirmed he's out and being replaced.
>>66963377
dana said the words "he will not fight at UFC 200"
>>66963360
Oh god, it's awful. They pronounce it "Die-Az" and said "Diaz is a ground man, conor should just knock him out " ERR NO DIAZ IS A MOTHERFUCKING BOXER TOO
>>66963398
>Eye-bee-tha
>>66963377
>that tweet just meant that he will retire maybe after ufc 200
i posted the same thing minutes after conors tweet on previous thread. this was before dana made a statement. i have asked questions on this thread re his contractual obligations and have gotten reasonable responses. conor is retired. now.
>ctrl f "goat"
>one(1) result for brendan schaub
There was a time when every second post would have been """""""""mcgoat""""""""".
I'd like to thank Uncle Baldy for sticking to his jew principles and most importantly Nate for slapping the roiding manlet into retirement.
>>66963302
>>66962263
newfag
>>66962291
no bully bangbro cunt
