Which country is more relevant in sports, Canada or Australia?
canada because of hockey. australians are good at no relevant sports.
>inb4 rugby or cricket is relevant
'no'
Sports that Australia are better than Canada at:
Union
League
Cricket
Swimming
Olympics
Soccer
F1
Aussie rules
Field hockey
Boxing
Tennis
Golf
Basketball
Sports that Canada are better than Australia at:
Hockey
Australia obviously:
-Won the Rugby World Cup
-Won the Cricket World Cup.
-Mid tier team in football. Way better than Canada who are jobbers.
-Very competitive in Olympics.
>>66959847
too right zippah
Australia
there's only one sport that matters:
shitposting
and the Aussies are king
>>66959883
Proximity bias
nobody actually watches any of the shit australia does in the first world (paki paddle is not relevant)
at least canada has qt figure skaters
aussies btfo as usual
>>66959998
>Basketball
you're fuckin retarded if you think australias is better at hoops than canada
>Union
>League
>Cricket
>field hockey
>f1
problem is, these aren't actual sports
>olympics
canada shits on australia in olympics and the have been for decades
Asian Cup wins by:
Australia: 1
Canada: 0
Canada is hopeless
>>66959883
Spoken like Canada's cuck.
>>66959847
Canada for having teams in American sports leagues
>>66962134
1984 was the last time canada did better than australia in basketball at the olympics
>>66962206
>olympic basketball
>relevant
hurrr, stop try harding and lemme know when you produce a talent like wiggins, thompson, murray, ennis, lyles, etc
Canada.
>>66962134
>canada shits on australia in olympics and the have been for decades
Winter Olympics not real Olympics
so many ameribros staying true feels good
Canada is also superior in baseball I might add
>>66962290
NOTICE ME BSA KEK
http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/he-fcking-called-me-mate#.yiPOYoENWM
Let's see
>ranked higher than Canada at the world's #1 team sport
>ranked 1st in world's #2 team sport
>ranked 2nd in world's #3 team sport
>still has the talent to have popular pro leagues in two literally irrelevant sports that no one else in the world plays
>>66962324
>NZee
also I love this meme that cricket and rugby are relevant
I prefer hockey to kangaroo wrestling and aborigine hunting so I'll go with Canada
>>66962337
I love this arbitrary use of the word "relevant" to mean "anything that isn't american"
Lad there is literally an American professional rugby league now. That's like fucking 15 countries with pro leagues. How many countries have pro American Football leagues? Oh that's right, one.
if relevancy is popularity and being current it has to be Canada with players in the more media dominant leagues such as NFL NBA MLB and NHL
canada and australia fighting makes me sad =(
>>66962346
listen senpai
cricket was dominated by like 3 million niggers from the Caribbean for decades. The only reason they don't still dominate is because nobody gives a fuck anymore because even the retarded fucking niggers realized it was a stupid fucking sport.
and it's also a sport where India, and surrounding street shitters, are competitive. fucking sri lanka man, sri lanka
I know Australia and now you guys like to brag about being good at this "sport" now but it literally means nothing. Australia is the only decent nation where it's more than a distant 2nd tier sport.
and then rugby is just a joke. Unironically dominated by an island full of kiwis and sheep fuckers, and in no other country is it more than a 3rd tier sport. An argument cannot possibly be made for rugby being a relevant sport, it just isn't.
desu don't even bother replying, nothing you can say will change the facts that I've just pointed out, sorry if the truth hurts
>>66962412
>replying seriously
just ignore any poo peeland post you see
>>66962412
>The only reason they don't still dominate i
Lad
They literally won the meme cricket world cup like a week ago
We're discussing relevance lad not your opinions. You can't say a sport played by one country is relevant and a sport played by 30 isn't. That's just a fucking retarded definition of the word. Dislike rugby all you want, it's twice the size of american football, EVEN as a 3rd tier sport.
>>66962428
>size
this is subjective, brev
How is cricket even played? Is it really baseball's retarded cousin?
>>66962220
B-BUT WE HAVE BOGUT AND DELLAVEDOVA A-AND PATTY MILLS!
>>66962428
The NFL is ridiculously more successful though in terms of money generated
>>66962452
Yeah and Bogut and Dellavedova are both albino chimps. Bogut is based though while Dellavedova is a raging unskilled faggot
>>66962428
25% of the worlds population lives in india, pakistan, and bangladesh. there are literally less than 10 countries in the world that actually care about pakipaddle.
more countries in the world play baseball.
>>66962509
Boreball is only played in like 5 countries
>>66962220
Based on how much your media still craps on about the '92 meme team I'd say it's relevant.
>>66962540
"no"
only autist spergies on /sp/ still bring the dream team up
>>66962540
the only time the dream team gets brought up is during the olympics
americans could give a flying fuck about international competition in any sport because we have the highest professional league for every sport that actually fucking matters. and by the time soccer matters MLS will be the top soccer league so don't start about soccer.
>>66962540
The '92 team is only brought up because it's probably the greatest collection of talent on one basketball team and something like it will never happen again because most players want to rest in the off season. Nobody really cares about it now because it's just expected that we will win the gold and the games are no competitive and boring
Can't believe people still think americans aren't the dumbest shitposters on 4chan
>>66962585
It's because we are more varied in our posting style while all of you stinky foreigners are just uniformly dumb ;)
I don't know why americans flaunt how much money their leagues make as something to be proud of 2bh
The ticket prices of NFL games are possibly the most depressing case of being utterly cucked by the monopolist capitalist jew
>>66962585
australia's a little flustered, never thought i'd see the day
>>66962607
if you don't value it based on the money it makes how are you supposed to value it?
>>66962548
>>66962570
>>66962581
Olympic basketball's relevance in America or lack thereof doesn't make Canada a better basketballing nation than Australia.
>>66962622
how? i thought my reasoning was pretty solid
>>66959998
>Hockey
this is literally wrong, >we are world champions
>>66962622
>aussie cunts bring up the olympics to strengthen "argument"
>rescind olympics to strengthen "argument"
yeah ok whatever.. nobody gives a fuck about the olympics. we get that
the fact you have minimal actual talent and canada has become a hotbed for young top tier blue chippers makes them a much better nation than australia
(pic related)
>>66962324
>>ranked 2nd in world's #3 team sport
I hope you aren't talking about Rugby Union because it's barely more relevant than Netball
>>66962622
steve nash is literally better than any player to ever come from australia.
>>66962621
Cud u bee any more American?
>>66962664
Think it's field hockey?
These sport rankings are confusing. They aren't really factual, there's just the _ hundred million play it in India.
Canada has Drake who's probably the best player on the Toronto Raptors so I have to go with Canada
>>66962621
>american logic
I missed these threads, thank you based irrelevant sporting countries
>>66962674
Field Hockey is a meme sport. Lots of countries play it but absolutely nobody takes it seriously.
its basketball in terms of global popularity
>#1 Soccer
>#2 Cricket
>#3 Apehoop
Dunno what would come after that, maybe baseball because it is popular in Japan and some spic countries
>>66962671
i'm being serious, desu
bringing more money in=expanding the league (more franchises, better stadiums, etc)
the NFL must be doing something right to only have one country care about it but be literally the most successful sports league in the world.
>>66962660
>rescind olympics to strengthen "argument
Nope. Sort out your reading comprehension.>>66962660
>the fact you have minimal actual talent and canada has become a hotbed for young top tier blue chippers makes them a much better nation than australia
And yet they haven't been able to outperform Australia in over 30 years. It's the fact of the matter, it's not up for debate.
>>66962670
Congrats on your one good player
>>66962711
>global popularity
just because billions of people from 1 country play the sport doesnt make it 'globally relevant'.
apehoop is objectively more globally popular than cricket.
literally people from everywhere in the world can tell you who steph/lebron are, but most people wont be able to name a single pakipaddler.
>>66962732
>winning an amateur tournament makes you good at a sport
>producing professional mvp-caliber talent, and top-tier prospects doesnt
hes literally statistically better than every single australian to play in the league combined.
>>66962735
m8 literally every commonwealth country that isn't canada plays cricket as at least their 2nd most popular spoort, basketball is taken seriously by maybe 4 nations tops
What is well known in canada about american stuff is not true of elsewhere, you don't have an outsiders perspective at all since you are literally america + the queen.
If you think impoverished "people" in divegrass obsessed countries (ie. most countries) know anything about lebron/steph(?) are you are dreaming.
All they know are their soccer playing superheroes, there was a kid in iraq who was so poor he made a messi shirt out of a plastic bag, no one outside of the english speaking west gives even the smallest of shits about apehoop
>>66962732
does anyone give a fuck about the olympics in soccer? no..
stop desperately clinging to a sideshow amateur charade to further your case. we're talking sports featuring elite talent here.
>>66962776
Semirelated to your post but not really, why is Lithuania the only country that can even come somewhat close to competing with the US in basketball? Just seems like a random ass country to be into basketball
>>66962776
>popularity = legitimacy
tay-tay pls
>>66962798
Complete guess here but did >you beat the USSR in basketball once in the olympics once? Maybe that inspired them. Maybe basketball is lithuania's way of saying "fuck russia"
>>66962792
As I said, it's not up for debate. And besides your argument is "Canada has more players I personally like in the NBA, therefore they are better." Which is a non-argument.
>does anyone give a fuck about the olympics in soccer?
I don't care. Why are you even bringing up soccer?
>>66962803
Don't know why I'm supposed to be arguing about legitimacy when the post I am quoting on this malaysian wood carving forum was literally
>apehoop is objectively more globally popular than cricket.
I could have worked in a legitimacy argument if needed but it wasn't necessary for the point I was trying to make, lad
>>66962810
Probably. Makes sense. I think I vaguely remember hearing something like that now that you mention it
Straya isn't even as relevant as NZ. At least I have heard of the all blacks. No idea who any Australian team is. Also Hayne is terrible.
Hockey is not a real thing
Australia is just some shitty people living on an island in their own business
Canada wins because curling and what not.
>>66962840
Like one game for a shitty team in a sport he'd never played before isn't enough to make a proper judgement.
she is why canada wins
i still love you both
>>66962776
>muh commonwealth
again, just because a sport is popular in india doesnt make it globally popular.
>there are more countries in FIBA than in ICC.
it doesnt matter how good they are, the fact of the matter is that more countries play apehoop than pakipaddle.
>>66962428
Fuck yourself daniel
Arguably Australia is the best sporting nation on earth
>>66962840
>At least I have heard of the all blacks
I bet your cock rose as well cuck
>>66962920
M8 how flustered do you have to be to actually get baited by a fucking canadian?
You bring shame to all who walked before you on the path of shitposting, nek yourself you pathetic cuntrag
>>66962930
>You bring shame to all who walked before you on the path of shitposting
Lit af breh :^)
i'm more interested in which nation is more relevant in 4chan shitposting
>>66962953
Australians: Relevant shitposters
Canadians: Irrelevant shit posters
>>66962953
that's because it's the only thing you do all day, bro
kek, Canada is far superior to poopeelia
we actually play relevant ameribro sports and have even invented a major sport. ausfailia has to settle for beating up third world shitskins in british sports lmao.
also, Canada is to the US what New Zealand is to Austrailia.
>mfw the poo peeland of north america BTFOs the US of the southern hemisphere
are you even fucking trying
>>66959847
Australia, unfortunately.
>>66962953
Clearly Canada 2bh
>>66962965
strewth
>>66962570
>and by the time soccer matters
kek, never happening here
>>66962585
is the Aussie DJ Aaron Ellis present
https://djaaronellis.bandcamp.com/track/the-hornace-of-death
>>66962997
jesus christ.....
>>66963006
Great songs, they're shitposting in the musical form, he even talks about his wife's son
>>66959847
what kind of question is this? australia
>>66963038
Is there someone standing behind him or is that his actual hair?
>>66962970
>and have even invented a major sport.
Didn't the creator of basketball pretty much completely renounce his canadian nationality after moving to the U.S?
>>66963049
that's his hair m8
>>66963053
Yup and he was living in the US when he invented it. Maplenigs just don't get it.
>>66963067
Fucking hell kek
who gives a fuck? we are clearly the better shitposters
look at all the fucking dumb ausies getting pissed that we are better at basketball, too
ahahahahaha
its eternal!
rugby is relevant the top rugby player just signed a 100,000 dolleree doo contract to play for the roos!
t. australian
>>66963080
outright lies isn't quality shitposting. you guys have a long way to go to get to aussie tier. Hell, even costa rica is stepping up their game with that "best city/state for soccer in the US" stuff.
>>66962798
>>66962810
>Still haven't seen the other dream team
Watch that shit.
Honestly this thread is stupid.
A better comparison would be New Zealand v Canada because let's be honest. The relationship between Australia and New Zealand is just a shittier version of Canada and the USA.
hello is this the au/sp/ social club?
Why is Canada even a country? It's just a bunch of US states that wanted a queen.
>>66962821
You're actually stupid. Canada has the most players in the NBA of any country aside from the US. Our players are also better. Patty Mills, Bogut and Delly are the only even relevant Australian players, and soon to be Ben Simmons. Wiggins, Thompson, Stauskas, Olynyk, Joseph, these are all notable Canadian names and they keep on coming. We are almost certainly better than basketball.
To be fair to you guys though, I actually do consider cricket to be a legitimate sport. Not Rugby though.
walkcunt
>>66963107
dont reply to obvious austards.
>>66963107
>To be fair to you guys though, I actually do consider cricket to be a legitimate sport. Not Rugby though.
t. curryfriend in brampton
>>66962653
>field """""""hockey"""""""
>sport
>>66959883
Hockey is popular in N.A., Russia and CZECHIA.
Cricket is played in 4 continents, Rugby is played in 4 too. North America is the only place where Rugby and Cricket isn't played.
>>66959883
>hockey
Literally who even plays that """""""sport"""""""
canada is very gud at olympics lmaooo XD
>>66963090
No one cares about rugby in australia
>>66963133
Or hockey either
>>66963137
more countries play apehoop than pakipaddle. it doesnt matter that billions of curryniggers are playing it. more countries overall play apehoop than pakipaddle.
>more countries in FIBA than in ICC
I refuse to fight with Canada. They are Bros.
![[Yumeiro] KareBaka - Wagahai no Kare wa Baka de R - 01 [2C1D0CE5].mkv_snapshot_01.38_[2016.03.25_23.07.52].png](https://i.imgur.com/dQ2w1P3.jpg "[Yumeiro] KareBaka - Wagahai no Kare wa Baka de R - 01 [2C1D0CE5].mkv_snapshot_01.38_[2016.03.25_23.07.52].png")
Number of statistically greatest sportmen of all time produced by Australia: 1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bradman
Number of statistically greatest sportmen of all time produced by Canada: 0 (kek!)
>>66963221
In fairness, Wayne Gretzky
>>66963229
He said greatest not second greatest
>>66963221
cricket isn't a sport though
>>66959847
australia is. literally the only sport >we are competitive at and care about is hockey. -maybe- apehoop.
to be desu, i dont think most people in this country care much about sports at all.
>>66962621
Then by that logic all american sports are completely irrelevant when it comes compared to soccer which literally BTFOs it several times over in terms of money and contracts.
Australia BTFO Canada in the most relevant sport in the world.
Canadian """""people""""" on pooicide watch
What the fuck has canada done recently in world sports? This seems to just be an argument about whether sports we're successfull at are ''''''''relevant''''''' or not
>>66963229
>>66963234
Trip on, proxy off.
>>66962711
>global popularity
People like playing it, but no one takes it seriously. No one in Australia gives the slightest fuck about Patty Mills. Him getting a ring got barely any media attention.
>>66959883
but we are way better than usa and canada at hockey
>>66962585
Every american post in this thread has made me slightly dumber for having read it.
>>66963264
>field """"""""""""""hockey""""""""""""""
>relevant sport
kind of embarrassing you take pride in that twobh.
walkcunt on fully exposed and literally seething watch
>>66963274
>>66963182
As I said it's not that we care about hockey we're just good at it. Same with Rugby.
WalkGod on Cleo Most Eligible Bachelor watch
>>66963267
have an upvote, m8
To say Canada is relevant on the world stage, let alone in sports is laughable and you should all feel ashamed of yourself for partaking in such a pathetic troll thread.
It will be a great day when 4chan finally has a downvote system.
>>66963293
+1 upboated.
>>66963310
:^)
We have more olympic gold medals
The no.1 ranked golfer in the world
More tennis grand slams
A higher ranked soccer team
A higher ranked basketball team
A higher ranked rugby team
A higher ranked cricket team
More tour de france winners
More F1 world champions
feel free to point of which of these worlds most popular sports aren't relevant and replace them with the relevant sports Canada are good at, like ice hockey and bagging milk
The real question is who is more relevant in sports, New GODland or PooSA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=infDoObjcjE
>>66963327
its always nice to see reposts several hours later.>>66959998
>>66963333
>PLEASE NOTICE US BIG STRONG AMERICANS
poothetic lad
Countries that have produced walkbro: Australia
Countries that have not produced walkbro: Canada
I rest my case
you're both fucking shit at the only sport that matters
slow, clumsy, goofy footed gringos and your meme """"""" sports""""""" are the laughingstock of the planet
>>66963366
Is building walls a sport?
>>66963366
BUILD
>Canada
>More like Can'tada
>>66963366
>concashit
>>66963366
is being a first world country a sport?
ive noticed a few bongs starting to post here so
>threadly reminder
>>66963397
and this is what canadians look like
>>66962660
>>66963413
looks aussie 2bh
>>66962256
Fuck off m8
>>66963397
Based Moeen is based.
Only Anglo country that is respectable is the USA because they decided not to be cucked to a foreign country unlike Australia and Canada. USA should annex both of them.
>>66963584
Australia isn't dependent on the UK for pretty much anything. Australia is dependent on the USA and China for exportation. Literally the only reason they still have power over us in anyway is due to old cunts not wanting to shake up tradition.
>>66963523
/cuck/ is up
Only thing canacucks produce better than >us is pornstars
with regret canada
>>66962470
spoken like a true american consumer, well done
Australia is of course
>>66963483
We have the exact same file number Moeen, have you been stealing my posts chuck?
>>66959847
Both better at relevant sports than America tbqh
>>66962452
what about kyrie irving
Canada is irrelevant. I never hear about them winning at anything but I hear we win heaps of shit.
pretty easy question to answer
every dumb sport is irrelevant
olympics is all that matter
aussies rape canada at olympics
>>66963961
Maybe you've been stealing my posts 'chuck'...
>>66964103
>That scar
Ugh.
cricket
>that Cricket thread atm
shaking my head to be honest
>>66964240
She got a reduction
>Cricket = gay
>rugby = gay
>hockey = GOAT
Canada wins lads. Don't fuck with North America only we can tease each other
>>66959998
>including Aussie Rules but not Canadian football
top jej
Americans can't understand cricket because its a sport GENTLEMEN play.
>>66959998
/thread
>>66964413
Sure......that's why Pakis love cricket. They are such "gentlemen". Here hold my goat while I shit in the street.
>>66964397
>look up Canadian Football
>it exists
>it's gridiron
...uh. Anyway, if fag-padball was held in even the slightest of esteem in this country, >we would dominate.
>>66964413
>Canada vs Australia
It's like comparing our blameless goody-two-shoes son who'll happily spend hours going through his receipts in order to ensure he hasn't underpaid the taxman, and our cheeky little bastard son who underachieved at school but gets laid all the time and bantered his way into a high-paying job. You can't compare them.
Canada is ten times more relevant to sports then ausfailia
>greatest hockey cunt
>relevent apehoop stars
>relevent boreball players
>have our own football league
>GOAT winter olympics cunt
Bruce is only """relevant""" in dirty 3rd world sports that poor people play or snobby """sports""" like golf or tennis.
Canada because Australia has the stupidest accent in the world hahahahhahahahhhhaha
>>66964660
dubs thread, boys!
>>66964689
>greatest hockey cunt
who cares
>relevent apehoop stars
no
>relevent boreball players
who cares
>have our own football league
it's a bad one that no one cares about
>GOAT winter olympics cunt
norway
>>66964733
i don't know aboot that
>>66964757
Croiky mate you dumb cunt let's fight a kangaroo and some dingos
I READ THAT IN YOUR STUPID ACCENT AND IM LITERALLY DYING HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
>>66959847
Austrailia certainly
>>66964783
calm dowoon eh
Aussies getting BTFO
Why are you guys even on this board?
>no sports
>>66964668
>britbongistan
>being relevant in sports ever
>>66964783
That inflection Australians put on the last word of a sentence is stupid too. I can't really describe it because I'm tired and af and dumb but if you've heard it you know what I'm talking about.
But to be fair Canadian accents are pretty silly too
