STARTING PITCHERS
Robbie Ray vs. Matt Cain
DIAMONDBACKS LINEUP
1. Segura, 2B
2. Lamb, 3B
3. Goldschmidt, 1B
4. Peralta, RF
5. Tomas, LF
6. Castillo, C
7. Ahmed, SS
8. Owings, CF
9. Ray, P
GIANTS LINEUP
1. Span, CF
2. Panik, 2B
3. Posey, 1B
4. Pence, RF
5. Brown, C
6. Crawford, SS
7. Duffy, 3B
8. Cain, P
9. Pagan, LF
How's 2nd place, Jintsfags?
>>66957080
Just keeping it warm for the Dodgers
>>66957080
i thought we were in third.
Law for Closer when?
>>66957671
Law is GOAT
Who the fuck designed these Dbacks uniforms? Just awful
sup
>>66958145
hello maplebro.
trevor brown is hitting fifth? hahaha what, bochy playing the lotto i see
>4chan the fan
Holy kek.
I just checked the NL wests standings
how is the rockies #1 right now?
>>66958221
You're just jealous. He's gonna tap that ass tonight
>>66958221
milf tbpqhwyf
>>66958231
they're technically tied for first, but the dodgers and giants both kinda have bullpen problems
>>66958248
She looks drunk as fuck lol
>>66958231
im surprised they don't have a better record desu senpai.
they always have the best record in baseball for the first few weeks of the season.
>>66958266
>>66958303
True, could you imagine though if the Rockies actually won the world series?
Are the Rockies the Jaguars of the MLB?
>>66958221
damn. would totally smash and give that dude a little brother
If the Giants could score negative runs for Cain they would
>this fucking strike zone
Trevor Brown really needs to work on framing the ball
>>66958231
Rockies always play well in April
Our bullpen is dying
>>66958407
he's a rookie and buster-senpai is watching from 1st, poor kid's nervous
we need the DH
>>66958582
Kys
>>66958582
don't post, my man.
>>66958617
>watching pitchers try to hit
inb4 bum
>>66956741
tell me about cain.
why did the giants pay so much
>>66958725
yo jake peavy is like 2 for 3 this season
>>66958733
He was a better pitcher than his win/loss total shows and the Giants like overpaying people
>>66958790
>he's a better players than what the numbers show
this is the biggest copout statement in sports
>heston sent down to AAA
u wot m8
>tfw at the game
>>66958819
He has a lifetime 3.47 ERA. The Giants just don't score runs for him. You understand how pitcher wins and losses work right and how they have as much to do with offense as they do with pitching?
>>66958868
no. wow. i didnt know any of that. i completely redact all my previous statements.
>>66958839
Me too bro, shits getting kinda cold.
Wow this ump is shit for both sides
>>66958456
He's also a converted ss or something
Nice play by Duffy
>le bases stranded
No one does it better than the dbacks.
>>66958839
As much as I love chase field, I must admit that the view of the ocean from the seats is absolutely based.
I have money on SF to win
d-did I do gud?
>>66959568
thats not the ocean, m8
>>66959572
They're due for a win so you did okay
>>66959572
cain is pitching which means Giants wont score much runs.
also cain will give up some runs in the 5th inning.
>Robbie Ray and Patrick Corbin have the lowest ERA on our team this year
Literally wat.
>>66959581
The bay is part of the ocean
>>66959609
s-shut up
Cain's doing ok so far
>>66959572
w-where do you bet?
>>66959618
It's a big estuary. It's half ocean, half freshwater
>San Francisco Bay is a shallow estuary that drains water from approximately 40% of California. Water from the Sacramento and San Joaquin rivers, and from the Sierra Nevada mountains, passes through the Bay to the Pacific Ocean. Specifically, both rivers flow into Suisun Bay, which flows through the Carquinez Strait to meet with the Napa River at the entrance to San Pablo Bay, which connects at its south end to San Francisco Bay. However, the entire group of interconnected bays is often called the San Francisco Bay.
>>66959581
You know what I mean. The bay. Whatever you want to call it.
>>66959618
no, a Bay empties into the ocean
>>66959611
I honestly thought the pitching would improve with hartke gone.
>mfw Ian Kennedy is top 5 pitching in two categories right now
Is his where pitchers come to die?
>duffy hitting .167
my god
God I miss Sandoval
And here we see an 8th hitting pitcher about to leave runners stranded in a crucial spot AGAIN
Bochy pls
>>66959703
>Kennedy
>Scherzer
Where did we go wrong, dbro?
>>66959723
t. red sox fan in disguise
>>66959739
I have no fucking clue. I thought Hartke was the problem. Clearly it's something that's in the water at chase field. Fucking greinke and miller have a terrible era.
Kill me
>>66959772
Well, I mean the infrastructure is kind of shit at Chase. It was literally leaking on the pitcher's mound last week so...
>first pitch of the 5th
>hits double to break up the no hitter
its the haunting Cain 5th inning bois.
stream ded
>tfw my wife is on a business trip to South Carolina and my ex is practically begging me to come fuck her
>tfw I never thought i would do her ever again
>tfw this is literally the hardest decision of my life
Can I get some feedback on why or why I shouldn't do it? She even said she would put on the game when my first not to go was that I was busy watching the game.
>>66959831
>Wife
There's your answer. Don't fuck up the sanctity of that shit you idiot. You will never trust her if you do it. She may never know, but you'll question everything she does when you're not around because YOU did the thing. Don't be a fucking idiot.
>>66959798
I remember it leaking last season as well as well as the massive scoreboard blacking out mid game.
Also
>segura
I'm pleased
So is the "Cain gets no run support" meme true?
just as it loads we score
dank af
Welp
>>66959859
Segura was easily the best pickup we've ever had in an off season. Ever.
>Goldschmidt
What the fuck is going on with him this season. He needs his mojo back.
>>66959609
Wizard!
>>66959862
Yeah. It's a literal fact supported by statistics
>>66959626
;__;
>>66959819
fuuuuuuuu
>Jake Lamb
God DAMN I love how choppy he is. GET IT? LAMB CHOP.
Cain why
>>66959887
>career 3.49 ERA
>97-100 record
It's fucking true
>>66959831
have you cheated before?
why is she your ex?
is she crazy?
>>66959858
Thank you. I honestly needed someone to bring me back down to earth because I wasn't thinkinging with the head on my shoulders. Fresh pussy is literally the hardest thing to say no to. I feel bad best as she cooked my favorite dinner.
>walking away from dinner, great booty, and the game
That doesn't mean I'm gay, does it?
>>66959965
No, that means you love your wife. Talk to your wife about this when she gets back. Show her the texts. Keep the dialogue open to let her know so that the ex doesn't say you guys fucked to try and ruin shit. It's best to be honest.
>No-hitter into the 5th
>Suddenly a hit parade
throw in the fucking towel.
bah gawd.
>>66960002
he was doing so well too
Cain pls stop
>>66959879
Without a doubt. He's doing well by filling in for Pollocks massive shoes.
>>66959964
My wife has never cheated on me, she literally worships the ground i walk on making the decision not to go fuck my ex very difficult.
My ex is crazy but it also translates to the bedroom. To this day the best head I've ever got. My wife can't compete. It's quite sad actually.
>Cain
Holy shit you guys were right his 5th inning sucks. Hah
>Goldschmidt
How are you so bad this season. How.
>>66960036
>4 innings of old Matt Cain
>Get hopes up that he's back
>Suddenly gets shelled in the 5th
>mfw this is what happens every single fucking time he starts
He's never going to be good again, is he?
TFW the dbacks are the Rams of the division. They play division rivals tough and beat them but lose to everyone else
>>66960001
It all started when I made a snarky remark. Girls literally love when you do that. So I don't know if id show my wife because it could look like I started it.
Cmon Giants, are y'all supposed to be good on ever years?
>>66960039
Don't do it you fucking idiot, if she's crazy and you fuck her she could ruin everything with that information. Just jerk off. You could lose your wife and half your shit for 1 night
>>66959958
In 2011 he had a 2.88 ERA in 221 innings and he only went 12-11 lol
does Matt cain have performance anxiety? This is fucking hilarious
>>66960098
>Only lets up 2 against the doyers
>not bad
>gives up a bunch in coors but its a fucking meme stadium
>have hopes for home field but here we are
Its hard to keep the faith
>>66960136
So you wanted to fuck her then, otherwise you wouldn't have said what you did. Teach your wife how to improve in bed. It's not worth losing a marriage for some puss, friend.
>Matt Cain out
How many runs will >we score now, giantsbros?
>>66960040
>tfw when I've only said goldy goldy gone like 3 times this season
I'd drop his ass from batting third in the line up to try go start a fire in his ass. He's damn near batting lower than .200
>>66960202
2, with the bullpen giving up 4 or 5
>COX
Do people really use this inferior cable company?
>>66960169
Maybe Bochy should just pull him after he hits ~70 pitches so we avoid 5th inning meltdowns every time
>>66960236
Makes sense in theory but it would never in real life
>>66960162
You're right. Sometimes you have to take the high road, even if it's incredibly hard. Knowing her she would take a picture of me passed out in her bed just to send to my wife
>>66960187
I don't know. This is how it all started.
Robbie Ray could be our best pitcher he didn't give any runs to the dodgers either .
>>66960259
*never happen in real life
>>66960039
>>66960162
hnggg thats tempting as fuck
but this anon is right
you might end up regretting it and your ex might black mail you or something.
just try to be more open with your wife about sex or something. idk. my GF wouldn't give me a blow job until we roleplayed lel.
Kek Doyers got BTFO by the Barves
>>66960263
Shut the fuck up. You're literally begging her. She didn't even ask. Idiot.
>>66960263
Can you just get out of here with your attention whoring please?
>>66960294
I know he's right. But I think everyone here can agree it's hard to walk away from scientifically proved great ass. I needed you anons to ridicule me and make me feel like shit. So thank you.
To be honest, my wife is outstanding in bed, gives great head too. She also swallows when my ex does not. But for some reason when it gets to busting a nut, the enjoyment drops dramatically because she's doing something wrong. I can't quite put my finger on it. Whereas my ex, great head throughout from start to finish and could literally make me faint afterwards.
>>66960263
>come and chill
she means netflix chill rite.
should we just start mat cain for only the first 4 innings for that guaranteed 0 earned runs and pull him before his usual 5th inning collapse?
>>66960323
There's more to the convo. I just made a little stupid comment. What girl in her right mind just tells a man she's cooking their favorite dish?
>>66960329
Sorry, anon. I needed some people outside of my circle to tell me what I basically already knew. I don't mean to be annoying but baseball threads are like being at th stadium, it's a social event where you can relax and talk to your bro next to you. Just trying to bump it as well.
>>66960471
Lol stop being a complete faggot
Anyways, Robbie Ray is a bad ass. For some reason I knew he was going to be the second best in the rotation. Never thought he'd be number one over greinke.
>this game
where can i buy some bleach for cheap?
>Strike em out throw em out to end the inning
Holy fuck that's hilarious.
hmmmm.
100% safe
>>66960539
He's been fucking great man, he's mixing his pitches up and has a dope slider
top notch job
runners on the corners with no outs and you manage to do nothing with it
>>66960513
Ok. Can you link me to your go to porn video so I can visit the bathroom during the 7th inning stretch? I know once I do that I'll be disgusted in myself for even thinking about fucking my ex.
>>66960578
Holy shit I don't know why that picture is so funny to me.
>>66960539
I've heard Greinke has been awful, but haven't seen his games. What's his issue? Loss of velocity? Shitty command? Hanging breaking balls?
>>66960560
He safe though
(He was out tho)
>>66960589
Here you go m8
ML /DE78033
dubs says grounder to first to end the inning
muh meme team
>>66960578
Nigga, welcome to the dbacks fan world. We can literally get bases loaded with no outs and still somehow fuck up to where we get no one across the plate.
>>66960575
I'm liking his pitch selection. He's literally making it to where the batter has no fucking clue what's coming next.
>>66960606
Horrible command and hanging a lot.
the giants need to pull their everything together sheesh
>>66960658
Shelby miller has probably been the worst, greinke looked better against SD. Corbin has been good but ray has really impressed me
>>66960665
How buttmad is the fanbase over his contract turning into an albatross immediately?
>ESPN
>>66960696
I want him relegated to AAA. I'm so fucking buttmad.
>Broadway
How fucked are we?
>>66960606
I just don't know. He's piping shit and hanging a lot of pitches dead center. He's literally Trevor Cahill tier right now.
>>66960641
I can't wait to open some brutal tranny porn. Ill check it out in hopes that it isn't.
>>66960695
>mfw Corbin hasn't even been up to par
I know pat pitched just fine on his last start but something fucked up has to be happening if Robbie is pitching better than Grienke, Corbin, and miller
>>66960770
It's my current favorite amateur lesbian vid so... Yeah.
Who the FUCK is the main branding person for the Diamondbacks? I mean HOLY FUCK, their design choices just keep getting worse and worse each year! It's laughable what the fuck!
>RAY
HE'S FUCKING DOING IT ALL.
GET THIS MAN GREINKE'S CONTRACT.
>broadway
>>66960696
probably as mad as I was when the AZ Cardinals picked arguably the worst left tackle in nfl history over Adrian Peterson
>>66960720
I would rather have him suffer and get publically humiliated every time he takes the mound than have him pulled. Mother fucker is making $10,000 per pitch.
Robbie :)
>It's a "Broadway puts up insane stats in AAA but is literal human feces tier in the majors" episode
ROBBIE RAY, RUNS Up THE PITCH COUNT THEN GETS ON BASE
>This strikezone
It's actually getting worse
>>66960864
Shoulda been strike three to Ray but Brown can't frame a pitch to save his life
>>66960832
Someone who hates based jerry calangelo and everything he stands for. Nothing will ever be better than his purple and teal.
>>66960823
Now we're talking.
>>66960913
>It's the catcher's fault the umpire is awful
They need computerized strikezones already desu
>>66960881
>dat fucking stereotypical Jew in the bottom right corner
>>66960941
B b MUH tradition
Lamb has the opportunity to put 2 games away
>>66960941
I'm not saying the ump isn't terrible (he is) but Brown is not helping at all
Based Lopez
I don't know why but I'm thinking of when we had Chavez, bloomquist, klubel, and prado playing for us as well as Cahill, McCarthy, and kennedy in our rotation.
What the fuck? How did I ever root for that?
>>66960988
Thing is, it shouldn't be up to the Catcher to prevent strikes from being turned into balls. It's insane that we've gotten to this point when the MLB refuses to just use computers since we have the technology at this point.
>go take a piss
>giants already 2 out
fk
Power ranking bats for the dbacks
segura
peralta
castillo
ahmed
lamb
tomas
owings
Power gap
Goldschmidt
You literally can't contest that list.
hey duffy isn't trying to homer like a retard
>>66961034
I loved rooting for Willie just because of those ASU roots. Plus he was a rally starter!
>>66961142
>Based Duffman goes back to being a singles hitter
feels good man
>>66961148
Yeah but wtf was the front office thinking? Literally the worst dbacks team in franchise history
A dbacks pitcher making it through 6 innings? Am I in bizarro world?
>>66961181
>Not remembering the '04 season
Pls.
>>66961218
>Corbin
>Two days ago
>>66961218
How's your bullpen?
>>66961228
2004 season? What 2004 season? I don't remember a 2004 season.
>>66961257
One word: Delgado.
>Goldschmidt out again
Surprise? Nope.
>>66961313
>tfw random literally who rookie with 2 career IP is the best giants RP
Who /gayforrobbieray/?
>Trump winning all these states
Do people actually vote for this lunatic?
#KasichAtConvention
>>66961314
I'm telling you, his ass needs to get relegated to clean up. This is unacceptable. I know hitters get in slumps but he has been swinging at literal garbage and looks like he has no discipline.
>>66961363
At least you have Cueto and madbum to consistently go past 7 innings. The average innings pitched for our starters is like 3 fuckin innings.
>>66961396
I'm completely straight but I'd
/GoGayForClippard/
Can Pagan do anything but strikeout lately?
>>66961406
i thought 4chan got rid of /pol/ a long time ago.
i was browsing random boards and i noticed that pol was still here. i decided to check it out.
they have /trump/ generals
shit is cancer.
ctrl+f :cuck
with like a million results found.
>>66961425
I don't know, the jury is still out on him.
>it's a bob and Steve obsess over the seagulls episode
>>66961459
nigga has the best average on the team, cut him some slack
I wonder what having an offense feels like
>>66961406
Kasich literally tried to get Fargo banned from blockbuster because he thought it was too inappropriate.
>>66961524
is this true?
the fuuck
>>66961519
>tfw feast or famine offense that vacillates between 7+ runs and shutouts
Just beat my shit to the ML video. The thought of me fucking my ex when in about 3-4 hours my wife will be sending me a sweet good morning text makes me sick.
Thanks everyone.
>>66961489
check these repeating digits, cucky
>>66961524
Well it's between the following:
>Ultra religious tea party rat faced prick
>moron who literally has no political expertise or understanding
Or
>Moderate conservative
I'll choose the last one.
>>66961574
Fucking amazing video, am i right? You're welcome anon.
>>66961577
WITNESSED
>>66961495
Oh, he went 3-5 yesterday, I didn't watch yesterday's game. I just saw him strikeout 3 times the game before yesterday and today
>>66961577
you know what they say about moms that can whistle
>>66961577
your dubs offend me
>>66961613
theyre good cooks?
>Peavy getting a strikeout
Unrealistic commercial desu
>>66961613
i don't
>unironically listening to Bochy talk
Literally why
>>66961536
Yeah google 'kasich fargo', first result lol. He is crazy in his own way.
>>66961588
Spotted the transgender mexican from san fran
>>66961668
>Straight
>White
>Male
>Lived in AZ my whole life
Wowza you got literally everything wrong, friend.
>Lead-off runner on for the first time
>Immediately GiDP
What the fuck is with the offense tonight?
>>66961689
Idk mang but if they don't snap out of this losing streak soon I'm going to an hero
>>66961722
At least the Doyers lost to a team that should've been a free win, so the division race won't be affected when >we lose
>>66961689
>>66961722
>>66961739
WAAAAAAh!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! My team has only won the World Series a 2 times in 5 years! Fuck off
The rally isn't happening, is it?
>>66961759
>your team has done well in the past so you can't want them to do well anymore
>>66961759
3 times
>>66961648
SPOILERS
>when Karen and I got to the part where they chop up a guy in a grinder we looked at each other and thought, What the heck are we watching here? It was billed as a comedy, but it wasn’t funny. It was graphic, and brutal, and completely unnecessary, and it rubbed us in so many wrong ways we had to shut the thing off right there in the middle... Next morning, I got on the phone to Blockbuster and demanded that they take the movie off their shelves."
fucking kek senpai hahaha
>>66961760
what rally?
>>66961771
Touché. Touché, anon.
>>66961772
I meant 3. My best friend loves to remind me.
>Bradley already dropped back to minors
Lel
>>66961785
>right there in the middle
It's like 10 minutes from the end. Also, anyone who doesn't like Fargo has shit taste desu
>>66961805
Dude, he'll never forget that line drive. It's sad too because he looked promising. That fuckin thud the ball made off his head was brutal. He liters
Lay has ptsd on the mound.
>>66961825
Yeah, it's depressing. He took it so lightly afterwards with that tweet... But you can tell how scared he is to pitch to people now. He's avoiding bats like the plague.
>They're talking about the seagulls/speaker episode
Steve, Bob... We get it, you don't like something.
>>66961825
Literally**
And I kinda hope the Giants tie it, the game goes 15 innings, and then the dbacks win. I love extra inning night ball.
>>66961785
>>66961810
Dude cant stomach a violent scene in a movie, hows he gonna be commander in chief kek
thank god
Okert seems pretty good, senpaitachi
>>66961846
Yeah man, and it's apparent when the other day a ball came close to him and he literally shit his fucking pants. He immediately started to pitch like shit when that happened and the ball was like 6 ft above his head. He's finished and it's very depressing. I'll never forget how Kevin towers said when he first brought him to chase field the first thing Archie said was, "it looks just like the video game..." So sad.
Bob and Steve strictly talk about the seagulls until game is over in between pitches. I wonder if anyone else talks about the fuckin seagulls as much as them.
>Clippard has zero ER's
S-So he's due, right?
>>66961853
He never even watched the movie. There's no way his morality suddenly shows up at the woodchipper scene. he's a complete cuck
;_;
>>66961938
Even the audible smack that ball gave his head gives me nightmares. I can't imagine how he feels. I've never seen a pitcher eat a line drive like that.
>>66961969
>>66961938
>Evan Marshall literally almost died
>Skull fracture and neuro surgery
>Comes back pitching like a beast
Where did it go wrong, Archie?
JUST
come on
just one run?
please?
Stream where?
>3 game win streak
Is this the real life?
:(
gg sneks
FUCK
gg Dbros
Gg giants fags see you tommorow :))
>Score 7 runs one game
>Lose
>Only need 4 to win another
>Get shutout
Do the giants only score when it doesn't matter?
>>66961993
I don't understand either. Some people have bitch in their blood. It's terrible.
See you bros tm for greinke v madbum
