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howay
>>66947567
hmm it would appear the dutch guy isn't making threads anymore
>City
hmm? where did the dutch city fan go?
Please city, dont let Shitcastle claw their way back in
nth for future Newcastle captain Jamaal Lascelles
did everyone have a good fap
>>66947591
brit dude already made one
THIS PHONE CALL YOU GUYS
O-M-G
I BELIEVE
>>66947596
He had to answer the phone
>>66947608
i had a great fap desu
half time brain teaser
COS I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
one long phonecall this
>Floparov
NEWCASTLE IS A QT ANIME CLUB
>>66947596
Right here
Thinking about stopping supporting this shit club, why can't it ever be easy
>tiesto down
rip
>>66947623
>peru is a furry too
you just keep on getting worse
Who /Limmy/ here?
>>66947639
>>66947632
12 desu
>>66947612
>tfw no more ameobi meme magic
>>66947632
>"""""teaser"""""
>>66947632
40221
ayoze is actually a pile of rubbish
>they think we won't win this
>>66947632
coconuts are different
not falling for it
>>66947669
hahaha what a mong
>americans don't even have proper slags
feel sorry for them tbqh
Kill Jester
>>66947591
>>66947595
>>66947596
>>66947627
>>66947635
>>66947637
Brits don't know shit about football, no wonder your teams are humiliated in the WC, the EC, and the CL.
You think arriving late to a sunday league game, hungover, skipping warm up, putting on the kit full of grease stains from that fish and chips you call breakfast and jogging around the pitch for 30 minutes before you're forced to call for a sub because you're on the verge of vomiting entitles you to an opinion about Manchester City.
But it doesn't, so stick to your sunday league, the second breakfast after the match, the "cheeky banter" with Gaz and Dave "the Ledge" and please don't voice your opinion outside of that pub because it's worthless.
>>66947666
>>66947669
>>66947673
apple is 10, one kokos is 1 and three bannans is three
>>66947632
What age is this for?
sterling to chelsea when
>>66947692
Haha that got me
GO LADS!
>>66947671
sumbdy say mah name???
>>66947704
First time I've seen this pasta. I like it.
>>66947690
>>66947671
pint of milk
gwan man city
>not shooting that
LMFAO
no era penal
based memebemba
>you now realise that this the first time a thread for a City game that doesn't involve a big team has made it past 300 posts
>aguero
uncontrollablefallingdown.jpg
era penal
>>66947717
Ghost Zombie Fantasy
AGUERO BTFO
>no yellow for aguero's diving
FREE VARDY
close.
get up faggot
>not a penultie
Is Kompany past it lads? I love him but he's been shit this season.
HEEM
>praising aguero for diving because he didn't make a meal of it once he got found out
>>66947704
fresh pasta
>>66947720
>>66947748
Too much deep-fried heroin
>>66947704
>the "cheeky banter" with Gaz and Dave "the Ledge"
Got a half time maccies lads
COME ON THE TOON
GIES A SMILE EH
city should sign benteke
imagine the striker pairing of bony and benteke
>cumpenny
>>66947690
>we
>ywn go for a beer with Falconhoof
>>66947811
Maybe Swansea should, as that is where Bony will be next season.
>>66947806
What you order?
>>66947751
you now realise there is no others games and im not watching it but playing xenoblade
here mate you got a fag mate ive ran oot eh money eh come on gies a fag eh you got twinty pence for the bus like?
I think we can all agree that Kompany is the most overrated defender in the league right?
>Play stopped between Shrewsbury and Sheffield United because the linesman's gone for a shit
>Aguero statpadding against teams 10th or lower
Be scared madrid
>>66947839
depends who you ask
>>66947836
>tfw a lad pays you 50p for one of your shite rollies
Please don't fuck this up City, I don't want another 12 months of LVG.
>>66947836
fuck off to whatever subreddit that guy is popular on and stop trying to force it here
>there are """people""" ITT right now that believe in the Kompany meme
After they defeated PSG without him, watch him come back into the team and fuck everything up against Real Madrid.
WE WUZ ROBBED
MITRO MITRO MITRO MITRO
>>66947839
don't understand why they keep mixing it up at the back
kompany is too injury prone to demand a first team place otamendi is better
>>66947881
>that dive
>gets a booking
wew laddies
>>66947839
Koscielny
>nearly letting Navas score
Newcastle deserve back to back relegation for this alone
>ayyyyoze
>>66947892
He's just mangala with better leadership desu
>Mitrovic is 21 years old
>>66947827
Big Tasty
>>66947881
You must be new
back the slav lads
WE NEED HIM
utd u21 champions lalala
>>66947917
your mum deserves back to back backshots
here we go lads
>>66947815
>crumpetknee
>>66947881
i hope this is bait
>tfw comfy game threads
Come on Shitty
Poocastle must be relegated
imagine next season when city have robben on the right wing and de browner on the left
they will be unstoppable
>>66947925
young players is almost as bad as when pornstars are younger than me
>>66947717
Gothic Squad 9000
would watch tbf
>>66947915
This so much.
Mertesacker is the only reason arse's defence ever performed.
>>66947960
No ABNs allowed in this thread lad
>rameme sterling
>>66947952
arsenal vs palace the other day was the best
FUCKING WIN CITY I BET MONEY ON YOU
>>66947952
/toon/ threads are always comfy
>The City of Manchester City FC
>>66947941
we fuckin did it la, last minute varela winner and all. this is our year, next up: 4th place. then the fa cup. fuckin brilliant lads.
NO CARD FOR MANGALA FOR HOLDING MITROVIC BACK?
FUCKING REFBALL
>>66947952
>stream starts lagging right after I post this
There is a God and he's a cunt
POO MOON
YOU SAW ME POOIIIING ALONE
>>66947970
Only a couple of years away from girls being born in 2000 being legal for porn.
>ABN refs
>>66947997
Yeah that was nice, don't get why people were getting riled up at my op though
>>66947931
His audience is literally 14 year olds, it's just kind of weird when he's posted here - basically the same as people posting youtube video game players or people like that
>>66947760
Curly haired girls are so sexy, especially the Italian ones
Where will Pellegrini end up after being horribly mistreated by City?
>replacing a solid manager who wins trophies with Pepe Memediola
haaaa
>>66947967
yes, signing a 32-y/o with constant injuries and putting a player who's better centrally on the wing will make you unstoppable
go back to playing FIFA you fucking faggot
REMOVE REF
Should I watch this game lads honest opinion pls
AGAIN NO CARD FOR MANGALA
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING DIE YOU FAT FUCK REFS
FUUUUUUCK MITRO SO CLOSE
we need shelvey in to score a winner
>>66948053
Valencia
>>66948048
YouTube celebs are actually really popular on 4chan for some reason
>>66948040
stop
why does mitro never start?
does rafa not want to win?
>>66948049
Italian women have really hairy arseholes. Or I've been really unlucky with the two that I've fucked.
>rafa benitez went from real madrid to the championship in one season
is there a more JUST manager?
> City dropping points
GROUP STAGE CONFIRMED
>United steal fourth
>City win the CL
>Liverpool win the EL
townsends been playing r8 good today laddies
>>66948087
Literally my fetish
>>66948086
guess he likes using him as an impact sub
>>66947717
Vampire Solider Outlaw, sounds badass. shame animu is for faggots
>>66948087
>tfw going to italy for a year next year
>>66948093
>just meme
hope you boil to death tbhwy
>>66947844
>Play stopped between Shrewsbury and Sheffield United because the linesman's gone for a shit
wot
Poocastle are on it now lads. Sissoko goal incoming.
Fucking finish them off City you utter cunts. No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
fucking hell sissoko is wank
>>66948099
None of those will happen.
>le slippy fais
>>66948087
I've only been with one Italian girl and her arsehole was lovely and bald.
>>66948130
I'd prefer them to Sunderland desu
>>66948099
>United ending in top 4
>City advancing against Real
>Liverpoo winning EL over Sevilla
Is this the famous english I've heard about?
>>66948133
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>>66947997
This
I've been hearing about this dutch City bandwagoner but why isn't he in the match thread?
>slipssoko
>>66948130
I'd take Newcastle in the prem over Sunderland or Norwich 2bh
>this keeper
>city not winning
>aguero """""finishing"""""
bayern got a refball apparently
How do you guys live with not being cool? Don't you know you're not living life to the fullest?
>>66948129
>>66948133
waheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
>>66948166
so?
>>66948081
He'll start understanding this place after lurking for a bit.
>>66948130
> No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
I do if it means fucking Spurs over on the final day
>destroy Chelsea 0-3 Saturday
>struggle and draw with Poocastle Tuesday
>>66948158
He went to the stadium la
>>66948130
>No-one wants Newcastle to stay up.
what we all want is excitement at the top and bottom
>>66948130
I do, fuck you paddy
Go jerk off to Liverpool's 2004-05 season highlights
>>66948158
important phone call
>>66948130
definitely want newcastle to stay up instead of shite like west brom, blunderland and norwich tbqhwy
i had the weirdest dream last night
i was joyriding around a field in a tractor with robert de niro
>>66948142
How old was she though AJ?
>>66948169
I take comfort in the fact that 99% of people are literally shit. Even if I can't be as cool as I would like to be, I'm not as shit as them.
>>66948199
BEST GET BACK TO THE FARM AND HIDE
HE'S GONNA HAVE MY FUCKING PANTS DOWN
HE DID NOT
HE DID NOT
LOOK HAPPY
Need a Newcastle win lads
That way United are even more motivated to beat Lester after City losing points
And need Newcastle to survive relegation so they have nothing to play for when Spurs play them on the last day
>support shit american teams
>support a shit epl team
life is truly suffering
How much did City spend all together on Sterling and Delph?
>sterlel
>>66948166
2 actually.
Werder didn't get a goal and Buyern got a nice dive penulty.
>>66948093
He was never Real quality anyway, he was only considered because muh Istanbul
The closest he got to winning the league he went full Kevin Keegan and had a public meltdown because he couldn't handle Fergie's mind games
(you)
>they paid £49 million for Sterling
>POOCASTLE
>>66947632
15 big lad.
>>66948201
23 (I think)
>>66948219
~60 mil
This happened when I was about 30. I was a lust penis and I didn't bring my blaster along because General Pepper told me not to. However, General Scales made a bullshit call and my whole body gets into an uproar while I'm trying to search for the distress signal. Suddenly, I become a dinosaur and pushed and shoved everyone. One douchebag bumped into my shoulder so hard I turned into a giant green penis. General Scales grabbed my hand and said 'On your feet, anonymous, WE ARE PERFORMING THE LUST RITUAL'. I start seeing semen on the ground from these ridiculous dinosaurs bathing in the semen all around me. I look back at the lust penis on the ground getting lost in the crowd, trampled and stepped on. The little green dinosaur balls still active. Within a couple minutes we are scrambling out to the cave and soon I am turning back to normal to get away from all the trouble.
For the next three days this dinosaur semen party is seen all over the news. They are seen playing in it, cleaning their armpits with it, and drinking it. I look at General Scales and ask if I was a lust penis. He says I was.
7 days later, I am sitting on the couch, sulking around because of my unfortunate loss. Nearly dying of boredom, General Scales says 'maybe we can do it again sometime'. I said 'We can try'. I kept hope alive.
Kompany is playing like Otamendi
>>66948217
City aren't that bad
>>66948158
He supports Leicester now
>>66948231
england will literally never stop falling for the young half black pace merchant meme
are you kidding me
>>66948217
just change your support to a winning team
>>66948219
About 2 refineries and 1 drilling rig.
>ayy oze on free kicks
why
>>66948211
Neither are happening
>>66948249
I'm sure was a Dutch Leicester bandwagoner last year when they were wank
Wonder what happened to him
BASED CHE
BASED FUCKING CHE
>>66948260
Sterling is full spade.
>>66948266
i started watching epl 12+ years ago in asia and i had like newcastle, west ham and brom fake jerseys
all the options were shit in hind-sight, damn you shearer
>>66948226
He won the league with Valencia.
That linesman is a fucking moron
snake for snake
dat lordosis on Anita
>>66948302
If Rosicky gets fit will he play at Euros?
>>66948295
>not supporting west ham
I might switch to them now that new stadium is right outside my door desu
>>66948302
>buying into le epic liverpool media memes
>toure
![tumblr_mqvc87Royq1s4yg05o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HIDwfjh.jpg "tumblr_mqvc87Royq1s4yg05o1_500[1].jpg")
>Kevin De Bruyne was worth all the money
\o/
Conor McGregor has retired. Didn't expect that tbqh
>>66948310
I think you mean
>dat ass on Anita
Spurs bandwagonner since 2009/2010 masterrace here
Literal perfect bandwagon choice because at the time Spurs weren't good so you couldn't be labeled a bandwagonner but they had the clear talent to one day be good
Have a feeling Newcastle will play well and nearly win and then City gets the goal in 90+6
>>66948315
I am also considering becoming a Hammer. Future looks bright desu
>>66948334
Who?
why the hell is man shitty doing so bad this year
>>66948334
unpopular oppinion: he is a complete copy of tyson fury
>£49 million
>>66948334
He's not retiring right now
>not supporting your father's team since you were born
>>66948334
Frank Bruno was coming out of retirement until someone gave him some cash
anything can happen
>>66948349
They are the Chris Bosh of the Premier League.
>>66948334
no one cares about that shitty autistic meme """sport"""
>>66948316
Delph is a twat, to be fair. If you're going to leave, don't give some big speech about how there's no loyalty in modern football, only days before moving.
>that tap by dumdum
good lord
>>66948226
>He was never Real quality anyway
He was, they just didn't give him time and i doubt anyone there respected him
you think zidane is a better coach than rafa? Ofc not
Zidane has this air of beeing cool and alpha and motivates the players, while rafa looks like a nerd
It's bs psychology and visuals, had nothing to do with being a good coach
>Yaya Toure was playing
Wew this is getting boring
>>66948353
Except Fury actually knows how to fight
is city even trying?
>yaya out for dinho
City wins.
>>66948368
supported newcastle for a couple of years in primary school because my best mate did. then I started supporting liverpool because my dad did. not sure if that's ok but who cares
>>66948368
>having a father
top cuck
>>66948382
Sort of does tbf
>>66948342
That's worse
>>66948313
probably yeah
he can play for 20 mins in the opening game and get subbed off cuz his leg is gonna hurt
>>66948371
they havent won multiple titles back to back.
>>66948334
what? he decided he cant get anymore lucky
Post pic of your gfs lads, I'm bored.
>>66948394
Completely acceptable.
>BU RA
>mfw /trans/epl/ returns in a month
>>66948412
She's a sweetie.
>>66948400
It's genius if you don't tell anyone.
You get all the benefits of bandwaggoning without the stigma attached to being a bandwagonner
