Hart, Zabaleta, Mangala, Kompany (C), Kolarov, Fernando, Delph, Toure, Navas, De Bruyne, Aguero
Starts in 1 bong
>>66945323
>Wij dropped
based Rafa
put the house on newcastle
>>66945372
He's beyond shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnuQBYAZocM
Been looking forward to this.
I reckon it's going to be a cracker.
>cisse still starting
wow enjoy your win shitty
IN THIS MOMENT
>the caliphate of Manchester City
>>66945315
Oh fuck, what happened to Nasri?
here we go lads
How did the dutch lad come to be a City fan?
I hope it happened back in the day before they were good.
>no nasri
Fuck off
Why doesn't he start mitrovic?
>>66945608
Didn't he pick up an injury during the game?
>>66945629
Oh, thought it was just a knock
>>66945390
He really is
>tfw no phone calls today
>>66945587
Since the Benarbia time lad
How many bing till kickoff?
How many stat pad goals will sergio get tonight?
>>66945775
T(W)SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>unironically buying dutch and french players and thinking you wont get relegated
their scouts deserve to go down
>>66945315
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
25th for Lascelles
Dilemma tbhwy you lads
Id like City to lose so that United may get top 4, but I never get bored of Newcastle in disarray
Gimme an opener lads
https://youtu.be/yn043ArR98M
thread soundtrack
>>66945315
>Delph
>Navas
JUST
>>66945862
harriot sounds like haricot bean
i want to flick your bean
BARS
>>66945323
Why the fuck is Rafa playing Cisse instead of Mitrovic again, especially after Mitrovic raped the defense last match when he was subbed on?
>>66945862
Ask her is she's /lifelong/
>>66945862
>Im unsure whether youre attractive or not
if she replies, you know shes interested
Good flash stream pls lads?
>>66945899
She's bang average tbf. Still would,
mind
>>66945889
he's retarded
i don't mind tho
>>66945862
ask if she has eczema on her hands because the picture makes her look like it.
guaranteed she will reply to you and feel the need to earn your acceptance even though you're a total stranger, she'll change her profile picture too just because you said that
>bufferzeed
>>66945711
helaas pindakaas
easy win for man city
>>66945946
>not wanting a crusty handjob
m8...
>>66945889
squad rotation. Rafa has good ideas, but squad rotation on the last run of the season is idiotic. IMO it should be same starting 11 every match in the last 5 minimum (barring injuries/you've already won the league/already safe)
>>66945870
calm down nigga. Navas was good against Chelsea.
>>66945889
>>66945965
Mitro is best as an impact sub. Cisse will run them ragged then Mitro can come on and bully them
How do I salvage this?
Who /nigella/ here?
>>66945323
>Dropped Shelvey and Wijnaldum
My hero
>>66946005
i want to wear you like a scarf bbe lady
>>66946005
>Im ready for lift off
newcastle can survive if they truly want it enough
>>66946005
>I like planes
>>66946005
>are you spying on me?
>her: hurrr what?
>harriet the spy, didnt you read books growing up?
>her: errr yeah i LOVE books haha im smart anon i promise
its another guaranteed response
>>66946028
this should work fine i think.
>>66946005
its plane to see i wanna fuq
or send her 'are you gonna be my girl' by jet
>>66946079
post ur pic anon but cut ur mug out
>>66946079
gtfo
>>66946079
>pls respond
>>66946005
>be my hover lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnuQBYAZocM
>>66946079
ITT: Why /sp/ can't get laid
>>66946079
This is going to end well
>>66946127
maybe anon is focusing on one. If I could use the app, Id send the same message to as many aspossible
>>66946040
Jesus fucking christ, that is the shittest thing ive ever read.
>>66946007
Here
C- Can he do it?
>delph on the wing
>navas
>delph
https://youtu.be/CZm96PKwtHc
ANOTHER 3 POINTS TOWARDS AUTOMATIC PROMOTION TONIGHT
>UTG
COME ON CITY
>>66946208
man city
Nervous lads
>Newcastle
COME ON NEWCASTLE
>>66946208
make sure your phone is plugged in senpai. just in case
Decent stream anyone? sp.ml seems to have gone down.
>>66946191
>expecting them to get it right
what language is that ffs?
Who /lifelong/ here?
>>66946007
yep
Post your face when City can't beat Newcastle but will win the UCL final
lucky cunts it should've been 1
>>66946237
ronaldo7
you should know this by now
>>66946260
close
>>66946237
>>66946269
>ronaldo7
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1877
Highly reccomended, isn't behind 5 mins either.
Mitrovic would've scored that.
>townsend
>>66945315
i hope we an win ;_;
>>66946283
ring ring
Why the fuck is nobody showing the Burnley Boro match?
benitez: a true scholar
Who wants Newcastle to go down here
Why is the stadium silent?
if you don't want sunderland to go down there is something wrong with you
jelly and ice cream when the geordies fuck off to the Championship
>>66946306
Nice one. Cheers m8
>>66946335
Wanted to make the city players feel at home
>>66946330
weekday matches never sell out and newcastle fans aren't exactly rushing to go watch them
great corner poocastle
>>66946335
newcastle fans are despondent
>>66946342
If you want Sunderland to go down you can't want Leicester to win the league
>>66946189
Can't you hear it?
>>66946330
>>66946358
whoops. meant for>>66946335
>>66946362
You're about 4 mins behind brah
>GOT NO FANS
>>66946335
Newcastle fans are too tense to chant properly.
>>66946335
Away stand is mostly empty according to the radio but I bet the fans are mostly just anxious
Is Jesus Navas really attractive?
t. not gay
>>66946384
shit numbers from City
professor rafa
>>66946384
You want sum?
refs whistle must be broke. not heard it once yet
>>66946398
he's got nice eyes (no homo)
why do City always play Navas and try to cross the ball into Aguero? i don't get it
GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
AGUUUUUEEEEEEROOOO
>>66946443
(me)
GOAT
>>66946443
kek
fug
Fuck sake I was supposed to be up 2 hours ago..
This is the 4th time I've been late in a row, reckon I'll get fired?
AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO AGUERO
>not even nominated for player of the year
HAHAHAHAH
>POOCASTLE
offside obviously
Darlow is trash
REFBALL
REFBALL
REFBALL
REFBALL
REFBALL
>Sky ignoring that that's blatantly offside
offside
Holy fuck he was 5 yards offside REFFBALL
>It's an Aguero gets the golden boot episode
>reffball
>offside
Well there goes jewniteds hopes of top 4
Aguero was offsides
>>66946443
wew lad
>>66946223
Are there any torrents of this film out yet?
>>66946469
Depends on how bad they need you.
>letting aguero score a header against you
miles offside what the fuck
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE OFFSIDE LADS
NOT MUCH RIDING ON THIS ANYWAY
DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS
>close call
That's a fucking awful decision by the linesman. Aguero immediately looked round.
>>66946469
You should be.
>its a very close call
>literally 50000 yards offside
/sp/ on literal suicide alert
WELL PLAYED LINO M8
>>66946470
>scoring an offside is impressive
FUCKING OFFSIDE THAT
FUCKING REFBALL
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
FUCK YOU
we need Shelvey ffs
>close call
>mile offside
lmao
>>66946470
>le score vs relegation teams man
wow, he's like a worse suarez who's injured more
REF BUTT
SCORE ON
>>66946470
Because he's third in goals scored?
>>66946523
>we
>needing to refball poocastle
>>66946523
Is shelvey a part-time referee?
what age did it all go wrong lads
>>66946497
Nope.
>>66946519
Who are these ABMC boogeymen you claim exist?
>>66946530
That's Kyle Walker levels of off
Holy fuck, 2 yards offside
>linesmen have literally only one job to do
>can't even do it right the majority of the time
Literally stealing a living.
That linesman should kill himself lmao
Why the fuck do we not have TMOs analysing that shit whilst they go to the restart.
Even Jon Moss watching at home would be able to do that.
>>66946530
one.fucking.job
>>66946552
>needing
What ever happened to Sian Massey? Did the sexists drive her out?
That girl literally never got a decision wrong. She should be at every important match.
The commentators are really understating how bad that was. Fucking terrible officiating.
>>66946530
>dutchfag will defend this
>poocastle united
>newcastle fans still clap the MH17 crash
>>2
>Aguero isn't best striker to have ever played in England
Laughing irl
linesman needs relegating for that
surely you'd give newcastle the benefit of the doubt
>straying way offside before the free kick is even taken
>celebrating the goal
This is literally worse cheating than Jamie Vardy's "dive"
>>66946567
in his head, he's a literal crazy
>>66946578
No idea, so easy to bring in just for off sides
>It's a City refball match
>>66946592
Yeah, it's excusable if he had been making a run. He was literally stood offside before the kick and made no effort to get on
>>66946530
That's a very close call. You have to give the striker the benefit of the doubt.
Poleaboo would like to share his bank statement
What does the league lose if Newcastle gets relegated?
>>66946602
Peter Lovenkrands was better tbph fåm
fucking fat fuck refs accepting oil money bribes
>>66946602
Not even the best in the last 24 hours
>>66946602
Rashford was better at his peak
Has Cisse played recently? Havent heard about him since that Chelsea goal tbqh
>100 PL goals for Aguero! One of his most straightforward too, a free header from six yards out after a brilliant ball in from Kolarov.
>Oh, he's offside. A yard or two off, clearly. But that's 100 goals in 147 PL games.
fucking hell
>>66946645
He's playing right now
>>66946630
>reposting shit from r9k
Why
>>66946645
he got cancer and the club sacked him, but he sued them recently and just won in court
>>66946630
>that blanked off £250
reported to DWP for benefit fraud
>>66946645
He played on Saturday against Swansea and didn't do dick.
>>66946630
>JSA
die
rafa representing intelligentsia
Fatpany injury when ?
>>66946645
Best goal ever scored.
>De brum yeah
>>66946654
Come off it m8
>>66946662
That was Jonas lid Im not a casual
>>66946633
rafa
>>66946630
>paying for porn
>>66946633
weekly supply of comedy gold
so GLO but for offsides?
>>66946249
here
Why did nobody ever buy sissoko?
>>66946700
only site i would pay for would be real girls gone bad
>>66946633
hopefully Alan Shearer
>>66946693
>rafa
hes off to everton. the man is immune to liverpool hate and hes testing the waters
>>66946713
what do the stars represent?
>that one guy chanting on his own
It's not fucking fair
>>66946735
fuck off
>>66946716
because he's shit
>>66946716
he's pretty shit
>navarse
>>66946735
the least amount of cocks they have sucked in a day
>>66946633
52,000 a week helping to prop up the PLs average attendance which stands at a measly 34,000 because of clubs with stadiums too small for them and clubs like Mememouth with shoeboxes which hold 11,000.
>>66946713
>>66946730
>the stars are purely for decoration
how smalltime can a club be
>>66946716
He's lazy as fuck most of the time
DON'T GIVE UP NEWCASTLE
FIGHT AND WIN.
Poleaboo made himself a chocolate spread sandwich but he is still hungry
Considering going downstairs and asking mummy to cook me something
>>66946716
He's Newcastles worst player for the past 2 years until last match
:DD
>>66946742
>>66946748
He was good at one point I'm sure
>>66946768
fucjk
>>66946537
>third
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>66946768
Who?
>it's a pacey black man episode
>>66946670
>>66946775
blue board
>>66946775
It's interesting how pictures like this don't get deleted right away but pictures with women do.
this "atmosphere" is just fucking embarrassing
>>66946778
for a couple of big games a year he puts in a shift, he's still shit on the ball but he runs alot and is fast
>>66946759
fightoo!!
>>66946755
Yeah but hopefully we'll see the Riverside and possibly Hillsborough back in the PL next year. Those are big grounds and clubs with tons of supporters
>>66946778
not really
>>66946778
found his level at shitcastle
>>66946775
Do you mind not posting this again? It's pretty disgusting to look at.
>>66946741
it was a genuine question
>Shitsoko
Holy fuck sissoko
>>66946755
these clubs are actually good though
>>66946768
>3rd person
Fuck off you muggy kant.
>poocastle
J U S T
AHHAAHAHHAH
>>66946812
>Middlesbrough
>tons of supporters