Find me a more pathetic excuse for a footballer
>1 (one) league goal this season against Norwich in Feburary
>2 (two) internal suspensions
>Too fat to play with the 1st team
>Fucks off to London to try laughing gas the day Villa gets relegated
>Ugly as fuck
GABBY A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>Aston Villa have suspended striker Gabriel Agbonlahor and begun an investigation after he was allegedly pictured with laughing gas canisters.
They bottled Villa's performance this year
He's got more JUST since that photo
Also
> Get some brummy skank pregnant
> Get kicked out by fiancee
> Have to leaver her with the house and business you paid for
> Exposed for having 3 girlfriends
> They are all ugly as fuck
>Vote for Pedro tache
though tbf, I'd rather spend the day in Dubai or London than play for Villa
Well at least he's done one good thing. Lescott doesn't look like as much of a dick in comparison.
>Villa playing embarrassingly poor all season
>If only we had a player that could do stupid things to incur the wrath of fans and take the focus off the shit team performances
He's literally Villa's Dark Knight
>>66944685
Didn't he get all of them up the duff?
All he ever had was pace like most black English wingers/forwards
poor man's Walcott desu
GABBY GABBY GABBY GABBY GABBY AGBONLAHORRRRRRRRR
seems like yesterday he was a teenage pacebabby
the guy looks like he's been binging on crack the last five years
Who needs laughing gas when there's Villa's season xD
>this is Villa's longest serving player
just goes to show how much of a fucking shitheap that club's become
GABBY IS A LAD
LEAVE IT OUT YOU MELT
You forgot the most pathetic thing
>British
Shit strikers general?
>>66945598
Wayne Rooney.
Doesn't he have 5 kids with 5 different women? Gotta be one of the dumbest footballers of all time.
>>66945672
>championship tier player
>on 75K per week
The question is, how dumb are the people running villa?
>>66945672
>5 kids with 5 different women
Jesus.
>>66945236
hippy crack is still crack
Scott Brown.
>>66945703
But remember it's Lerner's fault for not investing money in the squad.
>>66946618
>hippy crack
love this media meme desu
>>66944465
Stuart Downings first season at Liverpool was more hilarious given the fee desu
0 goals
0 assists
Played almost ever league game
Like, £20m or something
>>66944465
He was good up until a point in 13/14 where he stopped giving a fuck
>hometown lad, grew up like 2 mins from the stadium
>came through the youth ranks
>broke into the first team, just about when they where pushing for top 4
>get a few england caps
>watch your hometown club crash and burn due to inept ownership
>stop giving a fuck, become jaded and just collect a paycheck
even as close as 13/14 season some people where pushing for him to get an england recall
>more league goals this season than hazard
>>66944465
tbf he did score that sweet goal against chelsea a year or two ago
>>66951021
>tfw hazard will never be as good as last season again
>>66944465
I liked this guy in feefur
>>66945598
Underrated post.
Overrated player.
>>66951021
why doesn't he have the JUST hair in this picture? disappointing desu
>>66951021
>le dribble to corner flag fall over naruto big bum man
>without the JUST hairline
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
SENPAI
